/vsj+/ - VShojo+ General

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The End of Christmas Edition

Welcome to VShojo+! A thread to discuss VShojo, and any vtubers frequently associated with them.

Surprising bit of activity today considering it's Christmas. Vei went live and lived out her dreams of being the world's greatest Twitch streamer by showing her feet in AI Dungeon, and Mouse + Mel are live right now playing Mario Kart and just hanging out respectively. Enjoy the slow day or do something with someone else you nerds. And above all else, keep on keeping things comfy and civil by ignoring bait, and being excellent to each other.

VShojo is:
Nyan - https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners
Silver - https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale
Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
Mouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Zen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
Mel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Hime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
Vei - https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

Previous thread: >>15249249<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

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Guys if you only focus on the bad comments, every xQc watcher hates Mouse. It's terrible.

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next year will be interesting

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spent too much time making this so I shall repost it

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>>15274464
Kind of based, NGL. He should probably have mods on duty at least when he's doing collabs though. Kind of rude otherwise.

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I want to choke on sykkuno's dick (he's a plus right?)

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>>15274503
who's that hugging bunny in the OP? she seems cool

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>>15274777
not sure anon, probably some random indie who's retired

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>>15274751
Yes but he's not a vtuber so it's off topic.

>>15274777
Old Snuffy. She had a blue winter outfit that looked more raccoon-like right before going to the raccoon.

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Nyanners is in game but not in call.

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>>15274848
Now she's on call.

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xqc confirmed on vshojo Pog

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XQ COW is now officially vshojo+.

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xQc is a + now. There's nothing you can do about it.

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any juicers in the thread?

this is how vaybay and mousey explode isnt it? this shit is gonna make their incline so far look like a joke

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<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

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Anyway schedule time. Currently live:

Mouse - Playing Mario Kart with Sykkuno, Nyan, Ray, xqc, and I don't know who else. There's lots of people. https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Mel - Just hanging out in a Christmas-thjemed version of the older 3D outfit. https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody

More distant +'s include Lord Commander Chaos who's playing Halo Infinite's campaign, Vienna nuzlocking the new Pokemon, and Mira just hanging out in a Christmas-themed outfit. As for tomorrow?

I don't know. Mouse is the only known planned stream, aside from a nebulous Vei doing something. And Mouse is planning on reading fucked up holiday stories people post on Twitter.

That's it. Peace the fuck out I'm gonna dump some more fun art that's appeared over the last day

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>>15274571
Anon, if you only focus on semen production, Mouse has killed at least a thousand people. She's a monster.

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I hoped they were going to release info about the audition results around Christmas, kinda hyped to see if they pick up some vtubers I'm not aware of yet.

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What in the hell happened in Mel's CB stream today? From what she's saying it sounds like she went hard.

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Just a really nice gecko zen as Santa

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>>15275119
She fucked the shit out herself for a good while.

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>>15275119
She did. We just can’t post the pictures here. She used a piston fuck machine

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>>15275130
Future OP and an image I really like. The poses remind me of that one pic of Mokou lying down that says "Come on boy"

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>>15275119
she used the banshee which is a thing she straps to her body that fucks her and it always leaves her broken and cumbrained

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>>15275089
Mouse is off tomorrow

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>>15275192
Also forgot in that last tweet the artist posted everyone's individual pics so if you're into that too enjoy. https://twitter.com/Kanes_hell/status/1474597819658878978

Also have a really nice Silver + Mira pic https://twitter.com/cm_oekaki/status/1474562256608587778

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>>15274777
old demon cat snuffy.

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>>15275107
They will release nothing. Auditions were a sham.

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>>15275107
certain events of last month kinda screwed everything up. im hoping things get back on schedule.

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>>15275207
Damn I thought today was Friday for some reason.

>>15275272
More big titty Nyans
https://twitter.com/LordicusVoxii/status/1474806426627411972
https://twitter.com/A_mirusa/status/1474802314510671874
https://twitter.com/LThedeity/status/1474600287356604422
https://twitter.com/Myst139/status/1474588623467130880
https://twitter.com/itskittikatt/status/1474576263981547522
https://twitter.com/booneartcom/status/1474564490771374080
https://twitter.com/HolTM2/status/1474537045209108501
https://twitter.com/UrJimboJambo/status/1474241560266956804
https://twitter.com/DLeone145/status/1474605510489952257 And this one's NSFW

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>>15275198
out-of-it coombrain Mel is hilarious
"I was in the vent, minding my own business"

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>>15275119
she went hard with the frickenator. check the other thread for pictures and hopefully the vod soon.

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>>15275380
>gigantic list of big titty nyan
>only one is NSFW
where did all go wrong

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>>15275380
Forgot if I posted this one already but fuck it. Everyone could use more Hime

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>>15275444
Finally. Something with Mel that's lewd but still postable on a blue board

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>>15275176
>>15275190
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>>15275405
Dammit, I get stuck with my awful family and you all get to enjoy a cute hentai girl fuck her brains out. It's not fair.

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>>15275349
The nux thing? Yeah, I hope they release something soon, maybe someone in Hime's timezone would be nice.

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>>15275478
Here's to hoping we get another Kson Mel collab next year

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>>15275528
Mel dream come true. Rainbow bagel + Rainbow Boss Coffee.

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>>15275074
Retard crossboarding xqc watcher here. Your vtuber is in a very stacked party, so naturally her viewership will explode.

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Don't take her for granted, she has a hard time

Don't misunderstand her or play with her mind
Treat her so gently, it will pay you in time
knhnu
You've got to know she's the sensitive kind

Tell her you love her, each and every night
And you will discover she will treat you right

If you believe, I know you will find
There ain't nothing like the sensitive kind

She gets lonely waiting for you
You are the only thing to help her through

Don't take her for granted, she has a hard time
You've got to know she's the sensitive kind

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>>15275576
Seems normal so far.
I think most of the people who would watch Mouse already know about her.

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>>15275574
Shino, Haruka, and someone I'm unfamiliar with named Nini Yuuna released a cover of Jingle Bells and she drew this to go with it. The vid is cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xn1w-31Qbg

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I can't help but assume Mouse intentionally goes out of her way to be extremely cringy on those big collabs

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Every day I overestimate mouse game skills... every day my flancito hurts....

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>>15275687
Anyway that's it for now. Merry Christmas assholes, even if it'll only be Christmas for a few more hours here in burgerland

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>>15275748
I might be in the minority but I prefer snuffy's old look

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>>15275776
yes anon we got it the first time you posted this you special snowflake

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>>15275802
I've never posted it before, nor do I expect my opinion to be unique, relax bro it's christmas.

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How can mouse drive this bad, she's not even a*ian?

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>>15275867
>she

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>>15275867
She’s a Latina. They love to cross into lanes and blame the others for not moving when they don’t use their blinker

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Monday morning comes too early
Work my back to the bone

All day
Monday I keep thinking
"Weekend's coming, gonna go home"

Tuesday I hate, oh Tuesday
Ain't no girls on the streets

Tuesday it ain't good for nothing
Drinking beer and watching TV

Friday, Friday evening
Come on Friday, it's been too long
Friday, Friday evening
Come on Friday, I want to go home

Wednesday's hump day, hump day's Wednesday
Over the hump, the week's half-gone

If I had my pay on Wednesday I'd hang out, the till the hump day's gone

Thursday, you know I feel better
I can see the end in sight
Think I'll write myself a letter
Help myself through the night

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>>15275907
Mouse is a >she though, anon.

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I kinda missed everything, how did they manage to get xqc to play with vtubers? I thought he hated anything anime-related.

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>>15275926
>mouse

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>>15275867
Being medicated is like being drunk.

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>>15275928
Sykkuno

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>>15275918
100% this. I dated a Latina girl a few years back and every time she drove I thought I was going to fucking die

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>>15275928
I hate that guy, he sounds like he's on a bunch of shit.

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>>15275928
vtubers are the twitch meta now

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>>15275928
He loves the Twitch meta more than he hates anything

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>>15275907
At least do some digging before trotting out that old rrat.

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stop falling for mediocre bait

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>>15275928
While he hates Anime he's more or less said on his streams that Vtubers are just Streamers

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>>15256409
I got the VODs, I still have to catalogue and rename like half of them which will have to wait a bit because doing it through sshfs is too much of a pain for me.

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>>15276020
He's not wrong, even if he does look like a crackfiend.

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>>15276018
it ain't all gonna be bait given who's in the stream.
A few of them gotta be /here/

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>>15275926
>>15275988
i was implying >she was the reason for her poor driving

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Are our girls winning? I'm partying with friends so I can't watch right now

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So how furious is vei mouse and nyan are in a call with xqc right now?

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>>15276117
>vshojo
>winning at anything

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>tfw by the summer nyan vei and mouse will be 15k andys

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>>15276094
My bad anon.
I suck at reading the room.

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>>15276132
She is furiously sobbing while furiously masturbating.

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>>15276154
<cough> parasocial

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>>15276238
Abusing the mentally disabled live on stream isn't what I'd call winning...

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>>15276132
I'm sure she is very furious that they're playing Mario kart while she is engaging in e-sex with a hung femboy

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tfw Mouse's bitrate

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How is Mousey terrible at every game she plays.

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>trial by fire
>rainbow road
How to make new players quit Mario Kart 8, ragequit% speedrun

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>>15276346

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>>15276342
The only thing she wants more than cock is clout.

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xqc is nerfing himself and still wins

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>>15275971
If she was black she would be going 40 over and blare her car horn for someone going the speed limit

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There are only 2 things you need to be able to do to be competent at Mario Kart 8 (drifting and tricking off ledges) and Mouse knows neither of them lmao

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people are getting filtered fast

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>>15276566
>my stream

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>>15276368
I like it when she is incredibly cocky and confident in her abilities, only to be btfo instantly, even if it's only a character she plays.

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>>15276566
anime sends a good chunk of LSF retards into a seething rage, it's hilarious

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The real issue here is not the people they're playing with, but rather the game. When are they going to play a game that is not only fun, has loads of content, but also properly rewards skillful play?
CTRchads, you know what we must do.

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>>15276566
How do people even live without embracing their cringe. The girls are just more evolved than juicers

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Mouse turning on the helping features and now she and Nyan are competing for last place lol.

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>>15276566
That has to be a big troll. This person has been following Mousey since March.
https://www.twitchfollowing.com/?ecchiprincess

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mouse leaning irl while turning in the game, cute

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>>15274578
It's very realistic, anon.

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>>15276766
Damn we got bamboozled, turns out they were talking about xqc

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>>15276829
xqc was the cringe shitter all along.

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Mel already getting off of Twitch after just an hour. That banshee did a number on her...

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>>15276916
jesus, is this banshee even a real thing? is it truly that powerful? where can i find more about it? asking for a friend

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At a party, hows my lil mouse champ doing? She playing w others?

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>>15276767
the Mario Kart DI

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>>15276984
Fuck, i forgot the product name, but yeah it's a real item.

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>>15277021
Sykkuno Nyan and some others. She's very very bad at this game and is getting pretty close to last even with auto acceleration and auto turning enabled.

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>>15277021
trying to get 2nd to last place in mario kart

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>>15277061
If you aren't last, you're first.

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tummy full of ham, sweets and beer watching a comfy collab stream while playing ni no kuni. merry christmas indeed.
how tf I keep my AI partners from spamming all their MP in seconds?

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Mouse has the hiccups so if you want cute noises there you go

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but then who was diophone

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>>15277130
Never played but some RPGs let you set AI behavior so look around for that
Otherwise I guess you just have to deal with it

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>https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1474923203021742085
place your bets

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>>15276984
she has said it's this thing
look up Kanajo Toys Love Partner Piston Dildo Harness

it is very loud and intense

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>>15277044
>>15276984
"Love Partner Piston Dildo Harness"

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>>15277455
rrats rrats we are the rrats

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>>15277455
>Son, are you a tranny?

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Getting caught up on VODs and currently watching the Vei dating game on roflgator's channel.
It seems like he knows and hangs out with a lot of longtime VRchat perverts. Is that the same crowd that Zen used to hang out with when she was a VRchat fixture?

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>>15277487
>>15277529
holy fuck that's more elaborate than i expected

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>>15277455
theres no way zen earned thousands of dollars a year and her family had no idea how she did it

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>>15277487
damn you, being slightly faster than me!

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>>15277455
He found out why the dogs always seem so happy after some alone time with Zen.

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>>15277487
Jesus no wonder this shit broke her

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>>15276346
Not even Connor could get her to care about bitrate,

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This xQc guy sounds like an asshole

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>>15277529
>>15277487
technology, I kneel

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>>15277609
he is an asshole

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>>15277583
yeah thats what Im curious about
Dad has to at least know his child is a streamer, but the TTS female dragon would be a pretty good cover-up until dad learns the name "Zentreya" and goes to google

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>>15277609
he plays it up considerably for the camera, but he's been doing it for so long that even experienced viewers have no idea if he's serious or just twitch acting

streaming for 10 hours every day for years certainly doesn't help

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>>15277609
yes

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>>15277583
not saying that is not true, but that is what Zen claimed. that no one in her personal life knows she is a Vtuber.

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>>15277702
that makes perfect sense since, you know, TTS

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>>15277455

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>>15277609
He's been banned from the No Pixel sever like 5 times for being out of character verbally abusive to pretty much everyone, been banned from twitch competitions for cheating, got removed from Among Us collabs for stream sniping, and got fired from Overwatch League for toxicity. Safe to say yes, the man is kind of an asshole.

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>>15277749
"Where's the dogs, son?"

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>>15277455
Does Zen's dad not know she's a vtuber? And how would he even find out when she uses TTS?

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>>15277678
My guess is that he knew back when Zen first started out because Zen first became known online as just a VR Chat persona but was still probably small enough that IRL people may have been told. Might not have known that it existed beyond those days a few years back.

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>>15277583
Can't see why not. I barely talked to my family for a few decades. Not a single one of 'em knew what I was doing or how much I made.

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>>15277690
>he plays it up considerably for the camera
can a guy who streams as much as he does really be playing it up for that long

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I really didnt want to like zentreya but sometimes when i tune in out of curiosity she's just to entertaining to ignore

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>>15277487
>>15277529
What the fuck, this literally plugs into the goddamn wall?

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>>15277834
Zen is still close with her dad though and visits him quite regularly

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>>15277759
But he has the 13-22 male demographic locked down. They love that shit.

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>>15277609
He's actually pretty polite when he does IRL stuff.

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>>15277867
That's not the only thing it plugs into.

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>>15277865
>really didnt want to like zentreya
Huh? You're forcing yourself to not like something? How does that work?

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>>15275074
speaking of which, he watched some clips of Vei's vr chat date yesterday. Neutral to Positive reaction and his chat liked some clips. He said he will try to limit test streaming Naturo if they reset his DMCA strikes so if it happens, things like >>15276566 will become less common from his community.

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>>15277609
xqc bought a wheelchair to a vtuber

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>>15277915
Mel running on 3Ø 208V to pound her pussy out.

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>>15277903
you mean he doesn't yell at the starbucks barista the way he yells at people in games?

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>>15276984
if you need help setting it up frootposter I can give you a hand and a cock

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juicer effect at full swing, look at that jump in followers when she started playing mario kart

https://twitchtracker.com/ironmouse/streams/44176749708

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Zen giving everyone some cake for Christmas. https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1474934632495910916

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Mousey's steering assist is working over time, it's basically immunity to falling off track.

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How big would futanyan’s cock be? We know she’s a fan and her and mousey both say nyans a top.

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>>15277865
Whatever it is that Zen does, she does it well. It's easy to be put off by the constant barrage of sound alerts, zoomer memes and recurring jokes, but damned if it isn't always "on". Other than when she falls into a boring FPS or MMO from time to time Zen streams are one of the most reliable forms of entertainment.

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confirmed, papa dragon is clueless

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>>15278112
I might be slow poking, but this reminded me to check and It looks like Mousey has passed Bahroo for Most followed EN Vtuber on twitch. Happy for Mouse!

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I just looked at Xqcs chat, why are they spamming some nyan stuff like nyanPls

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so Zen is like the Forsen of vtube?

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>>15275405
Newbie here, what board is the projekt melody general in?

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>>15278394
kek, bless that boomer

i wonder if zen just uses the "i got lucky with bitcoin" excuse when asked about her riches

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>>15278507
Uh... Because there are chatter overlaps? I watch pretty much everyone.

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>>15278523
/pmg/ on /aco/

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>>15278507
100% of what xQc's chat is doing is to antagonize him, so he probably said something about being annoyed by the emote

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xQc chat malding over Mouse noises

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>>15277550
Roflgator is one of the OG vrchat people, so he would know anyone Zen could have and probably even more

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>>15278394
So he saw her setup and didn't think there was anything more to it?

Her dual-PC setup with nearby full-body VR kit?
Nothin' strange about that, Dadtreya?

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>>15278647
Don't get oneguyd anon.

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>>15278763
>dual-PC
would mean nothing to a boomer
>full-body tracking hardware
again, could have no idea what it is

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>>15278507
nyanPls is spammed when the song sounds cute

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>>15278647
Mouse chat malding over xqc noises

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>>15278851
He should at least be able to look at that corner of the room and think "my, that sure is a lot of stuff"

My dad's 65 and he'd be able to recognize a couple PC towers

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>>15278931
Zen probably gives them a line about being an editor or creator or something for online content. kinda saying what it is but being vague

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>>15278931
my dad is the one that got me in to gaming.

by playing Turok, Serious sam, and Gex 3D while i sat on his knee.

later this transitioned into Falcon 4.0 and a whole host of other simulator games.

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How are they both so bad at Mario Kart? Never drift, never trick in air.

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>>15279155
it's a children's party game anon

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>>15279155
they dont play mario kart

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>>15279155
Nyan doesn't have the social aptitude to play party games regularly, and mouse has the gaming skills of a 5 year old.

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watching vei vod from today, some of her oil kings tried to get in on the dating show, that's a very small list of people.

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>>15279155
>Mouse
is Mouse
>Nyan
doesn't play Mario Kart and is a woman driving

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>>15279211
Mechanics haven't changed for over a decade. If you ever played it as a kid you should remember how to play.

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aww, did nyan leave? did she say bye

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>>15279428
mouse said her cat got sick

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>>15279361
Hey now. She drives a Prius, which is essentially a modified go-kart.

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so whos the retard hat told mousey to just die if she has hiccups?
how is an unfunny fag like that a successful streamer? lmao

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>>15278647
well something about that guy attracted the anti-vtuber crowd so their loss i guess

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>>15279521
ohh, unfortunate

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>>15279534
Probably the same guy who thought it was funny for mori who actually did think she was gonna die from hiccups.

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love my station
love to get topped by frootposter almost as much

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>>15279731
Wrong thread to ritualpost in

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>>15279527
Vshojo kart when?

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>>15279731
>frootposter
>topping
look, horny nyanposter, I like you a lot, but I think you don't understand how some things work around here

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>>15278647
No, if his chat malding over mouse they will spam nammers

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i feel like allot of people here would benefit from the Dutch saying

"act normal, then you are already being weird enough"

doesn't actually mean to be normal, just means to act like it when the situation calls for it,

i think allot less virgins would be /here/ if they did follow this, at this point 250 year old saying.

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>>15279773
>spoilers on aco
>cropped porn on aco
return to discord

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>>15279875
I get enough switch vibes from one of you that i think it could happen
you might be cumswap frootposter though I wouldn't expect you to do the topping, I do expect you to join in though

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>>15279886
the less you think in terms of money and sex the better, that's how I see it

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>>15279886
I'm going to tell girls about how I spent Christmas playing Dungeon Town because I wanted to sex the blue-haired dollar store Louise because she keeps calling me a stupid dog and it makes my dick diamonds and there's nothing the Dutch can do about it

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>>15279886
What

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>>15279534
They just don't work with literal normies from offline tv or xqc, luckily nyanners read the room and left.
People like soda, lac, roflgator and miz actually work because they and their fanbase are alrdy weebs or watch vtubers.

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bros... i went to take a nap and now it's 4 am and mouse stream is 3 hours in....what did i miss

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>xQc is a showerjerker
damn, something i agree with him on

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>>15280238
showerjerking is for chumps who live with others and don't get alone time

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>>15280108
there is this saying in the US "dress for the job you want "

bullshit, if im gonna apply for a job at some construction company, i aint gonna show up in a suit.

its the same idea. the US tries to instill into people, "you should be like someone else"

whilst in The Netherlands the overlying focus is on "be yourself, but also not be a cunt in public"

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>>15280225
She's really bad at this game so don't bet in her favor

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>>15280238
>showerjerker
yikes

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>>15280305
how about, ill go with what the situation demands.

if im in bed but cant sleep, jerk it.

if im horny at random, deskjerker is my job

its nice to squeeze one out in the shower every once in a while. so you do when you feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

vrchat orgy apparently starts in 90 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280517
Flexible jerking is the way to go.

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>>15280554
I bet all of VSJ+ is invited

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280554
vei about to suck some vr d

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280238
>shower jerking
Fucking disgusting, imagine cleaning out a clogged toilet drain full of hair and rotted nutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280641
I wasn't invited

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>>15280554
Where are you even getting updates on that? Its not streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280641
not like they are having real sex,

take it from the guy that once posted about having irl sex with a girl, while also having a Vrchat 3some with that same girl and some other rando bitch from Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280748
soda joined the voice call on mouse's stream and said it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280554
>>15280641
not like they are having real sex,

take it from the guy that once posted about having irl sex with a girl, while also having a Vrchat 3some with that same girl and some other rando bitch from Australia.

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>>15280765
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

TOB LIVE
I LOVE THIS SKUNK
https://www.twitch.tv/unrealgrl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280641
Vei and Mouse (maybe) are attending it
For anyone wondering, is an off-stream "orgy" with a bunch of vr chat degens.
I'm guessing almost everyone from the Rolfgator date show will be in there.

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>>15280972
good for Mouse, she deserves a good degen coom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280641
Probably not Melody.
She'd BTFO all the pretend coomers.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse got fucking 3rd!!!

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>>15280972
when was mouse invited? I thought just vei was included

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck this is now a dota stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15280972
I don't even watch Mouse regularly but being aware that she is about to partake in an orgy makes me feel very strange

[Anonymous No.]

what is wrong with xQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281092
A few mins ago. Sodapoppin hopped in the Discord that Mousey is playing in.

[Anonymous No.]

>you love kpop?
moouse read the room please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281092
Everyone in the Parasocial show was invited.

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>>15280857
1. you take 2 VR headsets and VR capable PC's
2. you have sex while wearing the VR stuff and being in the same VRchat room.
3. then you invite some random woman you have met that is into ERP. but don't tell her you are actually getting laid.

the girl i did this with was an actual gamer girl, and childhood friend. yes it was weird and i was not all that into it. although it definitely made me feel like fucking an actual anime girl.

you think you want a gamer girl friend, but really you don't. trust me.

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>>15281187
He is male Vei

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>>15281131
"partake" is one way to put it for someone who is playing in desktop mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281229
>>15281197
nice. I hope mousey goes and gets to suck some VR cock she deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281131
Don't judge. All the vshojos need vitamin D, it just makes sense to get the highest quality genes at the same time.

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>>15281131
Her VR stuff isn't setup yet so it isn't like she can do much in the orgy.
I'm guessing she will be mostly watching (cope), I don't think Mouse is as degen as Vei to do that with people she doesn't know good enough (cope)

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>>15281127
based

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>>15280238
Showerjerking sucks. The cum just fucking coagulates and doesn't come off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281428
you need a better diet so it actually shoots bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281428
you shoot it directly into the drain.

an expert technique that requires hours of practice in addition to months of training.

[Anonymous No.]

So now that Mousey is 'in' with the top of the Twitch hierarchy, what does this mean for vtubers on Twitch going forward? Is this about to go normie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281131
I wish Mel was there and streamed to CB, even if she's in desktop mode.
I just want to witness it and see how far Vei goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281583
it was normie the second mizkif showed interest in it

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>>15281583
Vei actually seems like the bigger breakthrough. She fits right in with the LSF crew and it feels like a sustainable thing for her to keep some of that crowd.

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>>15281597
that would be against CB TOS

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>>15281583
Did you heard of one company... called hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't Mouse turn baby mode off? She will never get better until she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281583
>about to go normie
did you somehow miss codemiko exploding around december 2020/february 2021? it's been normie ever since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281519
I see this being said a lot but I have a fairly healthy diet, drink a fuckton of water yet my cum also comes out like that (even when not in a shower). Maybe it's because I jerk off like 4 times a day? Though I feel like if that was the case I would still be supposed to shoot it, except the quantity would be far smaller, no?

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>>15281680
CB TOS is fucking GAY

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>>15281583
no, only vshojo and the rest of 1k+ andies

if you want comfy weeb streams with niche games you might want to start looking elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281684
Hololive is not normie. Not outside Japan anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281583
>>15281615
>>15281669

gonna be honest

Vshojo always felt like a bunch of normies trying to be not normies.

somehow i don't dislike this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281705
>Maybe it's because I jerk off like 4 times a day?
how is your life so boring that you have time for 4 times a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281615
I actually knew they would end up connecting the moment Mizkif started playing Genshin Impact

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>>15281782

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>>15281814
why would you ask something like that on this place

[Anonymous No.]

wow Mouse that was rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281705
eat more zinc, fap less, do it at most every other day, get at least 8 hours of sleep and do cardio exercise and you will feel like a pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281808
>Vshojo always felt like a bunch of normies trying to be not normies.
Hololive is more normie than vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281951
>wow Mouse that was rude
she gets like that when somebody is annoying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281808
Do people like Nyanners really strike you as fucking normies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281951
>>15282083
What happened, I'm listening to Castlehead sing ATM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281808
half of them are from 4chan in someway. they aren't normies unless your definition of normie is an adult that can go 24 hours on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, mariocart is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>15281951
sounds like projecting to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282145
>half
All of them have history with 4chan

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>>15282145
>24 hours on their own
Your faith in them is admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282266
>All of them have history with 4chan
I don't think mouse does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282292
Lurk more, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282292
she definitely lurks/lurked pmg, posted there once, and has read /vt/ threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282366
honestly sometimes I wish I had their willpower, I don't know how they can read some of the stuff that's in either thread and still resist posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282112
considering all she has done is pandering to what people ask for since she came here.

hello anon from 2006 speaking

yes, she is deffinetly a normie, because normies do what they think will make them popular.

whilst non-normies, don't care about being popular in the first place.

they care about finding people with similar interests.

quite literally the reason O-chan and 2chan existed, and why 4chan exists. although the reason seems quite lost these days.

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>>15282366
This. She called me a faget once.

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>>15282083
You can tell she got annoyed by Soda in Parasocial but now seems like they mesh really well. She only needs more time to know the juicer.

[Anonymous No.]

so which excuse will Vei use to bail on the orgy?
place your bets
I'm going with "internet problems"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282454
How do you know they are not posting?
They could be shitposting itt right now and you wouldn't know.

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>>15282292
she lived exclusively on the internet for more than a decade
if you don't think she's familiar with this website you're retarded

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>>15282498
she was complaining about how much of a hassle setting up VR just for this would be
I do however think that was just a fake excuse so that her oilers wouldn't lose interest and she is in fact going to the orgy

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>>15282535
I know that's you Mouse.

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>>15281583
>>15281751
The goal of all streamers is to get big and that means appealing to the big audiences. You cater to smaller audiences to grow your core, then you expand your content into more normie friendly territory. It's a shame, but if you want niche content then you need to watch niche streamers, and if they ever make it, you have to move on.

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>>15282266
i was only aware of nyan, melody, froot and maybe zen that have a history beyond lurking. and not just things on /vt/ but i mean 4chan in general like nyan and /a/ or froot and /k/.

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>>15282604
>froot and /k/
That's unexpected

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>>15282568
she could legit rock up in desktop mode and because she's an eceleb people would be ok with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282535
well, this is an anonymous board after all but I don't really think any of them post here at all. maybe /pmg/ but still don't think they actively engage there either

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282480
Mouse just sounds insecure as fuck, what xQc said wasn't targeted at her, and it was a valid question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282637
she made patches for them, was a whore that cheated while husband was away for army and scammed people. pretty much standard for a woman.

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>>15282466
>yes, she is deffinetly a normie, because normies do what they think will make them popular.
>whilst non-normies, don't care about being popular in the first place.
>they care about finding people with similar interests.
HOLY SHIT how can somebody be so wrong? this is a place for losers anon

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>>15282498
Starts at 5AM for her, not sure she needs an excuse

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>>15282466
Anon from 2006, she’s an older oldfag than you. She got here looking for sailor moon wallpapers in 2003 when it only had 1 board and never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282604
Silver was bullied by pmg and Sy.. I mean HIme was bullied by 4chan like 8 years ago akin to how Nyan was bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282733
So incredibly based. Gotcha.

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>>15282565
>she lived exclusively on the internet for more than a decade
>if you don't think she's familiar with this website you're retarded
speculations are not proof, don't be stupid

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>>15282734
so what you are saying is that this is in fact NOT a gathering of virgin loser that have a similar intrest in Vtubers?

huh.... must be in the wrong place then. thought this was VSJ+

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282733
>cheated while husband was away for army
Isn't she only 23? Pretty young to have been married.
Does the UK even have an active army?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282777
>I mean HIme was bullied by 4chan like 8 years ago
no she wasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282904
newfag

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>>15282875
i too have not seen any actual evidence of this,

at his point 4chan has descended into fucking feminist low cow levels of "its because i say its true"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282961
you know 4chan is archived pretty extensively from like 2010 and you can look it up

[Anonymous No.]

did mouse talk about the house gift to her mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283052
yes, first 30 minutes or so of stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282904
You full-assed faggot with half of a braincell, can you fucking google or have sources before making baseless claims?
I hate people like you, why the fuck you are typing about things you have no knowledge in?
https://twitter.com/sydsnap/status/1143311392600186880

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>>15283121
>one post on 4chan
>I mean HIme was bullied by 4chan like 8 years ago akin to how Nyan was bullied.
you are retarded, go look up sydsnap in the archives pre-2020 and look at the extensive hardcore bullying that's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282904
she literally talked about it on her trash taste appearance

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>>15283201
Anon, that screenshoted board is from 2018. Its already pre-2020.
Go watch first trash taste episode with sydney. And stop being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283121
What does sydsnap have to do with Hime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282733
>cheating on a member of the military
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283201
>>15283244
in fact, let me do it for you since you probably can't stop yourself from drooling on yourself long enough to do it yourself

https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/sydsnap/
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/sydsnap/end/2020-01-01/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/sydsnap/end/2020-01-01/order/asc/
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/sydsnap/end/2020-01-01/

she's probably been bullied more on reddit

>>15283358
>one post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/viennavtuber/status/1474957831044579331
Vienna officially adopting lewd art tag (wont be in her bio due to C9 affiliation)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283417
They had collab together and I ship Hime and Sydney.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont know which makes me hate this collab more. sykkuno or xqc.

[Anonymous No.]

how does this game work on mouse stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283478
noice

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>>15283512

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>>15283478
The horny Vienna poster got his wish. It’s a Christmas miracle.
Just don’t commission shitty artists

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>>15283456
my guy, dudes in the military are just as brainwashed as the masses.

imagine going to a warzone, risking the possibility of getting killed everyday. fighting for something the media has conditioned you to believe in.

only for your girlfriend to cheat on you.

no idea if the rumor is true, but just the rumor existing is enough for me not to want to touch froot with a 10ft pole even if i was the one getting payed,

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CRINGE. CRINGE. MOUSE IS SO CRINGE. SHE TRIES SO HARD AROUND OTHERS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283621
Ayy I recognize that emote. It's Jinny right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283463
just want to remind you that there are about 100 posts on sydsnap over a decade on all boards and about half of them are about how they like her youtube stuff

i'll accept your apologies for being wrong now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283803
She seems fine. I dunno what you watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283806
>jinny1.jpg
gee, i dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283876
oh fuck it's a png
note to self - don't drunkpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283793
Anon...
If you think it's something uncommon you're in for a surprise. It happens to most guys in the forces.
Some come home from a 4 year tour to find out they've got 2 year old children.

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually fine content, i don't know what people are complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283478
>>15283670
Aw yeah, based dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

broccoli kitty live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284028
I dont get this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283793
>just the rumor existing is enough for me not to want to touch froot with a 10ft pole even if i was the one getting payed
are you okay? anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283621
One of those games that is very easy to understand once you've played it once. Not sure if the online version is any different than playing it in person but:

Two teams, red/blue. Team captain can see the colour of the cards, rest of the players cannot. Team captains have to come up with codenames or words that would get their teammates to choose their team's cards, and not the opposing team's cards (or the assassin, a card that instantly loses the game for the team that selects it.) So if my team has to select the words "cat" and "pink" I could say "Nyanners 2", indicating to my team that there are two cards that pertain to the word Nyanners. The challenge comes from being careful with your word choices so that you don't accidentally lead your teammates into picking the opponent's cards (which grants them the point and ends my team's turn) or the assassin card (which instantly loses the game.)

It's a lot of fun to play with people you are really close or familiar with because you can do crazy code words like "Magic the Gathering 6" or "Veibae 5"

[Anonymous No.]

Hol' up, we can discuss Vienna here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284094
>I dont get this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVHkl8oQEU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282875
>>15282974
He was deployed to the sandbox of the middle east as a tanker or something. She fucked other /k/ patch makers and it was revealed. She claimed it was a stalker and the guy then leaked DMs proving she had a history of it. Go ask in the /k/ patch thread or search archives if you don't believe it, just use her old name of BSApricot.
Fuck jannies, I'll reset my IP next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284028
It's a normal Twitch stream. Weebs are conditioned to assume vtubers cannot be normal. Same reason why there's so many people who are technically vtubers but aren't considered as such by the community because they're just normal streamers but now with an animated avatar, or they already had an animated avatar before Kizuna AI and since Japan has to take credit for it, those predecessors must be kept out of consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283478
fuck yeah
does anyone have experience with using skeb here? how would I go about telling the artist to post the art to this tag? or is that not a thing people do? literally my first time using the site so I'm lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284153
other stuff I should have mentioned:
on the board there are also neutral cards, selecting them does not hurt your team but does end your team's turn
game is won when a team has revealed all their coloured cards
Obvious, 1-word codes are allowed like "Frootposter 1" for the word "slut" but the more words you can associate with a code, the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284117
i get laid on a regular basis, probably due to me not being a complete social pariah

so therefore i am probably a lot less desperate then the average anon on this board.

so yes, if i have a notion of a woman being prone to cheating. i stay away from them.

its almost as if its the logical thing to do if you are not completely desperate to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284170
i mean she's not super on topic, but more on topic that some other vtubers discussed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284363
is this pasta because it is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284204
I still don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284363
>if i have a notion of a woman being prone to cheating. i stay away from them.
kek anon 10/10 that you like, is a cheater trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284204
Oh, cool.
Does mouse know how to play though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282568
>>15282498
there will be no excuse, she said at the end of stream she was gonna make sure her controllers and trackers were charged, the fact that she's been awake to now means she's attending degen night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284170
she's not as close to the core vshojo girls as, say, snuffy, but she's done several collabs, regularly talks to them and also has an upcoming LoL collab with Zen
I'd say she's pretty on topic but I know some people sperg out really hard at anyone that isn't snuffy, haruka or anny so be careful when trying to discuss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284555
Nvm she doesnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284555
she's played with these people a few times, but she's not good at it because it requires critical thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284363
OG rrat was boring so they made her married and pretended she actually met the dude she had a thing with in person when it was just discord erp from 5k miles away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284170
People seem to be somewhat ok with it here, I'd just say keep it mostly to when she's collabing or when she's live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284153
>>15284153
gotcha thanks.
sounds cool but surprisingly nuanced as a party game. I'd imagine the average mouthbreather would struggle. To play well anyways. You're probably right the key is having a lot of chemistry with each other to cheat out illogical shortcuts through familiarity

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>>15284534
i have been on both sides of the aisle my guy, i've been cheated on, and i have cheated on.

i think any respectable human being that wants to find some semblance of happiness. would learn from their own mistakes, wehter that is cheating or being the reason someone cheats on you.

people that do not regret and learn from their mistakes are not worth YOUR time my dude, which is limited,

you'll get far more from playing the mid game, finding out if she or he is a player. and then build romantic relationships based on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284903
>surprisingly nuanced as a party game. I'd imagine the average mouthbreather would struggle
Yes, it's a fun party game but it does require people to be somewhat focused because it's a game that can be easily thrown or lost in seconds if people aren't paying attention. Like I just tuned into the stream for a second to hear somebody gave the codeword "Animal" when "Ranch" was the assassin card which is retarded, but those are the kind of mistakes that happen when people don't take the full board into account when giving their code words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284823
>>15284595
>>15284371
Damn we were so close on making her a + when Mousey downloaded League, guess we'll have to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285000
>and i have cheated on.
i hope nothing but pain and misery for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285057
she has already played League with other vsj+ girls if that's your only requirement

[Anonymous No.]

Hoping someone records the offstream orgy and releases the vod when they're done with "vrchat" and don't care about being kicked out the tranny friend group

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285137
Was in both of Zen's big VRC collabs, and did a couple League collabs with Snuffy and Haruka and girl_dm_. Hasn't collabed for a while but Zen basically live planned an upcoming LoL collab for hitting 60k for charity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285000
>wehter that is cheating or being the reason someone cheats on you

Man, I do think that people who cheat deserve a second chance, but there is no "being the reason somebody cheats on you." Someone can't make you cheat on them, the option to separate from them before going on to fuck someone else is ALWAYS available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284555
Ironically Mouse has like a 100% win rate as spymaster. Despite the fact she never wants to be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is vei in 2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22IJqWRNb8M

bros it not fair

[Anonymous No.]

I like big dragon titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285338
>expecting vei to actually turn up
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285382
I find it difficult to find her hot because I know it's actually a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285453
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285428
Cope, this tranny 10 inch cock is going into her tonight

https://clips.twitch.tv/BillowingNiceVelociraptorHassaanChop-MA_fT6TpP6UW6ryD

https://clips.twitch.tv/SourProudAntelopeBCWarrior-JbATItN3iSNat_xm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285453
The dick makes it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285105
knowing what it does to people i wish it on myself dude.

let me tell you a tale

got laid age 14, childhood friend suddenly started flirting with me once we both hit puberty.

i broke up with her when i was almost 16, at that time you could still buy beer and cigs at age 16 in my country, so ofcourse i went out to bars and clubs once i was single, got laid a whole lot. cheated, got cheated on.

met a girl who was really into me, but i was only so so interested in her, long story short i did her dirty. and she let me know how much it hurt her.

i didn't care, i was young.

skip to me being 21, fall in love with a girl head over heels.

she cheats on me after having a relationship with me for 3,5 years. and living togheter.

it was only then that i understood the damage i had done to those 1 or 2 girls that really liked me.

that girl broke up with me when i was 23, im 27 now and going to be 28 soon. have not had any girlfriend since.

Karma bites back dude, and from experience its better to not associate with people you know have karma coming for them.

[Anonymous No.]

They are now playing golf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285563

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285507
You mean this morning? It's 5am for her and you think she's actually waking/staying up to fuck trannies. She doesn't do shit is she ain't getting paid just like a good western horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285507
>his tranny 10 inch cock is going into her tonight
god I wish I was Vei

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285338
Looks impossible to jerk off to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285507
we shall see. idc about it not being streamed, I just want a horrific post mortem report from a traumatized Mouse.

>>15285563
we get it, you have sex
who asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>15285701
you are sperging for a stupid reason. It doesn't matter if she shows up or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285911
really? i saw it more as an advice to lay with ones you love, instead of ones you use, but hey, what do i know, im high as fuck because im Dutch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285338
Holy shit I gotta buy an index

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285911
>a traumatized Mouse.
It's on now and she's just started playing golf, wouldn't expect to hear anything from her about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286002
just busting your clogs dyke-anon. at least you learned your lesson (till next time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285701
she's been awake. and there's only one reason she'd still be awake. also to the guy ur replying to she's taking multiple dicks tonight. not just that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286201
>taking dicks
its VRC anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15284674
now that you mention it, I never saw any proof that they were either engaged or married, just in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285563
Why do you type like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>xqc: you are doing good, you got this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286140
we do have Christmas dinner here on the 25th so i do admit to being quite inebriated. which would account for my frank honesty.

i just thought my inebriated but heartfelt advice might help someone find happiness.

yes, i am lonely.

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>>15286288
Some people just like to double space. It's easier to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286288
because i am quite the boomer i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285269
>Someone can't make you cheat on them, the option to separate from them before going on to fuck someone else is ALWAYS available.
blackmail is a thing anon
or being married to a mega asshole who's the sole bread-winner and separating with them would mean poverty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286262
if it helps u cope

[Anonymous No.]

Remember guys, Vei said she's playing Morrowind or Harvester tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285453
gayest post ITT, unironically

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno, there's just something really weird about seeing our little tsundere Mouse streaming for hours on end with xqc. It feels like our little bubble of twitch has collapsed and we've been thrown back into the general ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286357
It really is not. It is a pain to read, there is a reason why people dont do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Golf With Friends seems fucking boring with Jump On.

It lowers the chances of the player colliding with each other = less shit talk and chaos, which is the reason why these Golf streams are great content to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15285269
haha

someone cant make you cheat on you.

except you could always break up before you fuck someone else. the only reason you don't is because you have some problem with the person you are currently with and you just want to stick it to them one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286545
You're saying this on a website that invented meme arrowing instead of typing out a story in full sentences like a functioning human being. Everyone's retarded here, welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286506
Well, LSF audience used to have a hate boner for Sykkuno. They warmed up to him over time, it'll be the same for vtubers eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286427
I mean VRC erping is fun but it may as well be Roblox

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286617
Please just fuck off to reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286431
she literally only mentioned harvester to please that one anon and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286702
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend your 2011 oldfag sensibilities by insulting your epic /r/greentext stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286741
That's fine, I like it when Vei pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

Hime and Mori's roommates made a video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286829
go back to your orgy ironj3w

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286357
Yeah, when you use it to break up large amounts of text or complete thoughts.

But doing it every 10 words (or less) looks like shit and makes the post sound stilted, like you don't know how to speak right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286879
>collabing as roommates so you don't have have to deal with holo management
bros hime is smarter than we thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286879
Mori is a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15279972
nta but as the cumswap frootposter, i'd top, but expect you to top after. everyone deserves to have fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286609
I don't mind because Mouse is still learning all the mechanics and they are having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually didnt hate this collab as much as I thought I would've. I might even stop disliking xqc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287110
>stop disliking xqc
Let's not be too hasty here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287110
Watch his IRL streams. I think you'll warm up to him eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286431
Harvester was the third option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287282
Pffft, no. He is still a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287110
He's even encouraging her. His chat is changing little by little and rejecting the haters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287282
the only IRL streams I watch is from based robcdee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286879
WOW THEY ARE BOTH HOT. I WOULD EXTREMELY HAVE SEX WITH THEM BUT I WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH THEIR MASSIVE TITTY MODELS.
also the succubus waitresses look like Froot (model). Froot always says "I'm a lich, not a succubus" but this proves her wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287450
Mods are timing out messages like "Cringe voice pepePains".
He only hated vtubers because he didnt know about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287338
i mean, what option is Harvester for any other streamer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287072
She's such a weird blend of weeb and wigger that it becomes cute and endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287531
>I WOULD EXTREMELY
mikey!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Which VShojo girl (male) has the stinkiest balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286879
Jesus. She’s slouching and wearing baggy clothes and still can’t hide those things completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288241
I don't know why she hides her massive titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286879
That’s kinda strange to see. I knew they were drinking buddies and that’s how trash taste got her on, but never pegged her for the type to be on camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288342
does she have to get permission from Cover even to do this out-of-character stuff? Do they own her body and soul even when she's off the clock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288401
obviously not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288401
Nah it's an identity of hers that existed before Hololive and she still does stuff on it. Just can't formally announce the connection anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>tries to hit the ball a particular way
>absolutely fails
>does it again despite knowing the outcome
>and again
>and again
Is Mouse high on meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288447
I do that too, its the most alpha way to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288083
hopefully nyan's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288401
No. Kson has had a few holos on with her for irl stuff and some of the others still maintain their past YouTube channels. They don’t care as long as they aren’t acting in character as a member of hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

ironic that Mori's roommate has Hime-size knockers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288447
she is Sisyphus

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck are these cucks in chat pressuring Mouse to go to an orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

Yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288692
It's just ERP anon. Don't get so worked up over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288692
Vei's NTR fetish has contaminated all of her chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288773
i want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288773
I legitimately wonder how some people lack basic common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288773
Why don't these people read what they type before pressing enter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288573
Hime's roommate's look bigger tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15275349
>>15275525

Well I wouldn't be surprised if they lost at least some of their top picks due to this drama, not for fucking with nux as much as keeping the whole doxxer thing a secret, what they offer just doesn't seem as attractive if becoming the target of a doxxer/swatter group comes in package.

[Anonymous No.]

if xQc ever ends up on speak with the devil expect all hell to break loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288875
Reminds me of this general lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288938
there's a reason people post their autistic takes on this mongolian basket weaving forum instead of on the streamer's chat with bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288921
No source on this outside of vague twitter posts but it seems like some of the candidates implied the last round of interviews got delayed cause of the nux shit. They likely didn't inform anyone getting in until very recently.

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>>15288921
you're delusional if you think they lost any "top picks" because of anything related to the drama

moreover, I'm pretty sure nowadays anyone that intends on getting big on the internet already expects to get doxxed at some point in time

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>https://twitter.com/Veibae/status/1474985791591964674
as if there was going to be a stream anyway, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15275928
he loves money and Vtubers have SIMPS even if he knows they're just a bunch of old dudes in a basement he will try to suck their dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288921
No one is gonna want to lose the chance of their biggest career move because of some shitty drama that didn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

i like applestand but i hate that i cant get new possible members rrats from mouse raids

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>>15289058
It cant be streamed, its people getting drunk and naked getting lapdances/fucking in vrchat

im sure murdercrumpet and roflgator will tell chat how it went. dont know who else is joining veibae, could be nyanners and silvervale. mouse is still streaming so doubt it.

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>>15275928
He probably wanted to play with Sykuno and mousey just happened to be there

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S FUCKING EATING HOLY SHIT I'M GOING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289135
n-no, anon, she's talking about streaming tomorrow/today, not streaming the orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289135
I doubt any of them are joining besides Vei
Nyan sounds like she'd join for 5 seconds before getting extremely flustered and leaving, Silver sounds like she'd be weirded out by flirting/fucking randos and Mouse doesn't even have a vr set

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289192
>I doubt any of them are joining besides Vei
Mouse said "everyone" was there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289192
She literally said the girls were there and she had just asked them if she could drop by

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289058
I knew that was going to happen when Soda left early. He has a good read on her personality kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289216
>>15289227
>everyone
even us?! they're so considerate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289268
Not just me. I'm there rn and I have to tell you, I have never seen a pink cat take so much dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289227
>>15289268
Feel bad for the girls. Have a feeling most of the ppl from golden gator are gonna hover/bother them and possibly hit on them drunk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vei already left
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289300
>take so much dick
what the fuck do you mean she isn't the one topping? did she lie to us again? she doesn't have a huge cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289314
Anon, it's a bunch of weebs in a social setting. Only the trannies will have the balls to hit on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289216
So harukas corruption arc is finally complete then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289268
I'm there right now and Soda is getting spitroasted by Nyan's and Vei's 12 inch futa dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289355
Haruka truly went down a dark path ever since meeting Anny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289412
anny isn't corrupting haruka
haruka is purifying anny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289408
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289345
Tab back out, Vei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289355
Bros, we can't let them destroy the sweet innocence of our leafistani autist, we have to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289450
To be spitroasted by Nyan and Vei... What would I have to do bros..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289408
god I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289446
Annys mood immediately improves even at the mere mention of haruka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289576
she is purifying anny's mind and soul

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so does anny even want to live in Japan? Why hasn't she fucking left and gone back to.....actually I don't even remember where she's from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288932
He was eager to talk with Mouse in that collab. Asked all kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289644
Putin destroyed her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289644
She's not living there by accident or being held hostage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289644
Her college is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289723

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>>15289723
Ukraine also has pro-Russian factions, is Anny in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289723
Very funny, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282637
I mean she scammed people while selling badges and shit, also allegedly cheated on her husband, Vshojo members tend to have a rather negative history with 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

well this is something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb7vrzyNLYw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

merry christmas give me fortune

[Anonymous No.]

lol <span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec"> </span>

[Anonymous No.]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290136

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290159
it's [ fortune ] without thet spaces at the end of your message<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>85 IPs
Just how many newfrogs we have gained in last two months?<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290191
>newfrogs
this is 4chan friend. you can say newfag here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290191
/vt/ has somehow become the latest newfag entry point to 4chan

I'm just glad it isn't politics anymore

[Anonymous No.]

what date was the parasocial thing? going through /#/ thread archives and see what they gotta say

[Anonymous No.]

>>15276027
Allright can give me a rough count of how many Vods you currently have ?

Im at 239 right now so im pretty sure im not that much off.I have a lot of free time so i could just publish my own archive earlier after renaming stuff.

Also do you have a list of all vods saved somewhere that i could use as a checklist ? i know i could make one from stream archives and i will if you don´t have any that you want to share.

______________________________________________________________________________________________

Were close to finishing the complete Nyanners Vod Archive only 1 vod missing and it should be done:
>2020-08-01 THANK YOU FOR 100K FOLLOWERS AHHH !singstream | VTuber

This is just a short 10 minute video as her internet died and it split the vod - not that important but would be nice to have:
>2020-10-23 playing Spooky's Dollhouse DLC! (flashing/strobing effects warning, watch with care!) | VTuber

______________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________________________

Also have some Lost nyanners Vods (full archive will be up as a torrent once we got the missing vods): https://mega.nz/folder/ySAVDIpI#z2jDWxURW2QRuMdvU_kLuA

And heres my Myau Vod Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1v2AqOm9zmX1Ai5KVz7XjUkffjEV1hzQg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290265
Numbers general? They are talking about vshojo in there too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290265
around 5 days ago

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>>15290350
only for baiting purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290212
>somehow
Vtubers 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290191
It's been cool seeing this thread grow this year too. When I first started coming here I was nervous about making threads and was just really eager to talk about VShojo but there's no real centralized place to do it besides here and pmg and I'd started growing disillusioned with pmg so I kind of naturally stayed here.

>>15290265
It was Monday midafternoon so December 20th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290350
I never looked but I assume it was that twitch numbers are fake and if they happen to be ever be higher than youtube it's because a being called susan nerfed them for unclear reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290432
Yeah, but they could just do vtubers reddit. Nobody comes through /p/ because they googled photography 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290455
is that an actual thing that they do? why? I thought holo girls got higher average numbers than the bigger vshojo girls anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290463
Well, to be honest this board is kinda famous and has a lot of OCs. Plus some vtubers talked about it.
Comparing it to \p\ is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290486
>thought holo girls got higher average
Some do some don't, there's like 50 of them
>>15290486
>is that an actual thing that they do?
that yt do? doubt it, just seems like copium

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>>15290350
Only to falseflag. That place is where the most loyalists Hololive fans reside who have extremely poor knowledge of VShojo and Twitch so answering >>15290265 's question, they don't have anything worthwhile to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290486
Only Japanese, from EN only Gura is significantly higher than any of Vshojo. Some giants like Mori or Irys are higher too but lately Nyan or Mouse are comparative to them in terms of views.
Vshojo consistantly has more numbers than nijien though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290486
>why?
The answer is "cope"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290442
I'm scared that this thread is getting too popular. Most newfriends need to learn how to ignore baits and they dont want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290568
This was something mind blowing to me when I first saw it. I'd just been conditioned by Hololive's size to assume that they were all 10k andys at minimum but nah Mouse / Nyan / Vei are bigger than a lot of them and the rest of VShojo are pretty comparable to the lower tier Holos. It's just that the people at the very top are so fucking huge that it gives the illusion that they're all that wildly successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290788
The JP holos are the ones that get huge CCVs. Like 20-40k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290486
The only ones that consistently beat the girls anymore are peko, fubuki forma Pokémon, migo, gura, and the clock. Maybe one or two othe jps but nyan, mouse, and vei are serious heavyweights in the scene now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15288544
Yea in other words "Mori" could have done all the e-celeb collabs she bitched about if those people really cared about her as an artist or person rather then being attracted to the hololive brand, part of the reason she got shit for that early this year but she did improve since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290748
I hope that they learn to think before posting. If nobody brings it up then it won't get discussed. Something simple but a lot of people don't realize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290847
Yeah but even that's mostly the biggest ones + events that always get a huge spike in numbers. Lots on the JP side are still 5k or less live viewers if there's nothing special happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290345
I'm at 246, with 3 vods that are from Youtube in 2 parts, so 243 actual vods in total. Do you happen to have 2021-03-02 conducting catgirl experiments and chillin? For some reason I seem to be missing that one too.

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>>15290486
tldr youtube implemented a feature that supposedly removed spam viewers about a year ago that slashed youtube CCV heavily. I am guessing because twitch doesn't have this feature they can't reliably compare the two platforms. Thing is I don't know if anybody knows what the fuck youtube considers a spam viewer in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291125
The hell are spam viewers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291235
Hawaiians

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291235
wtf my oshi deserves more viewers than this, it's not fair that some dumb bunny has more viewers than her *boots up chinese botnet*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291235
no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291125
Twitch has a feature which counts active chat members, "/chatters". Most of the time you can compare the numbers and for vshojo they are usually accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291125
twitch definitely also has viewbot detection
dunno how they compare though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290191
We've basically doubled in posts per day since early October

[Anonymous No.]

>>15289026
Vshojo primarily targets people that were already decently big without them, chuubas with expensive models that might want help dealing with doxxers and trolls they already have rather than getting a whole bunch of additional ones that Vshojo couldn't stop for like a year, they're not desperate to join anything and will calculate if good outweights the bad. If I were in their place I would demand more information about the whole situation and knowing the details probably wouldn't make the management look any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291456
That's me samefaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291320
>some dumb bunny has more viewers than her *boots up chinese botnet*
Regular old bunnysperg or Pekorasperg who became lost somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291012
>>15291012
Oh damn even closer then i thought i was thinking im at arround 15-20 missing vods but its actualy only 4.

I need to check what exactly im missing though i know im missing the Mothers day card Vod for sure sadly i dont know the date of that one.

>2021-03-02 conducting catgirl experiments and chillin?

Sadly no ill add that to the list of missing vods.I need to check some stuff but i remember seeing that somewhere before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291456
I remember when we had same thread for days or when there were no vshojo general thread for half a day because no one would chat during dead/morning hours anyway.
Now it is pretty normal to go through ~3 threads every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15283478
>she might have seen my desire to breed post
I feel a slight shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291516
pekoraspergs are dealing with their own crisis right now

[Anonymous No.]

Hope someone saves the posts that'll be giving Rob/Crumpets stories as to what's going down tonight. I'm sure a lot of us will be asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291677
even though the timing is coincidental with ongoing discussions from recent threads, I'm pretty sure that tweet was posted because she somehow entered an r34 discussion on her latest stream

[Anonymous No.]

Which perspective was better for Vei VR date, Soda's or gators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291551
>2021_05_19 - satisfying stream
>2021_05_20 - i love it when water goes really fast

I checked twitch tracker definetly missing those two in my archive.i need to check which other two im missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292207
im blind only missing that one:
>2021_05_19 - satisfying stream

[Anonymous No.]

new thread
>>15292232
>>15292232
>>15292232