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Vtuber Consumption Discussion Thread
Favorite body parts, prepping, and recipes.

Today's Special: Petra Tempura Nuggets
QoTD: Which chuuba has the best tasting thigh?

Previous: >>14807358

>> No.14961623

>>14961505
>qotd
Any of the tori chuubas would automatically have juicy thighs. Especially terrestrial aves.
So a tossup between Subaru and the niji penguins, the latter would have more chewy fat

>> No.14961708
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>me when I see Bao and chloe

>> No.14961862

>>14961505
Damn,you guys have a legit general now, what's next? A /meat/ divegrass team before /ringo/? Holy smokes

>> No.14961933
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>the cannibals have a general now
what makes you think this is warranted?

>> No.14961991

>>14961933
This is god's punishment for our sins
On the plus side it's a delicious punishment

>> No.14961997
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THE FUCKING THREAD DIED RIGHT WHEN I WAS GOING TO BUMP IT FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14962013

>Vtuber Consumption Discussion Thread
are you fucking serious?

>> No.14962021

>>14961708
>Dishonored but whale oil is harvested from Bao and Chloe

>> No.14962064
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14962064

Welcome to /meat/
Here's our kids meal menu

>> No.14962089

>>14957683
Aruran's pizza-flavored mantitties...

>> No.14962111

>>14962064
>Millie is on hiatus
>Millie is a cow
Veal!!

>> No.14962174

>>14961505
>QOTD
Unironically Watame. Mutton leg is the most stereotypical food design

>> No.14962280
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>>14962174
Based

>> No.14963198

What the fuck

>> No.14963363
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>>14961933
>he thinks eating sheep, rabbit, and birds counts as cannibalism
Anon, it's time to get off the furry forums and take your meds

>> No.14963522

Do you think chuubas orgasm as we cut their torso open and take their organs out?

>> No.14965094

>>14962064
Amai Hiyo tastes amai!

>> No.14967026

>Kiara announced a special cooking stream
>Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
>Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
>Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
>Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
>Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
>Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of maskes figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
>They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
>Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on youtube
>One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
>Chat is in full horror
>Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
>The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
>Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
>A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
>Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
>Another group of KFPs walk in
>Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
>Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
>A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
>She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off

>> No.14967675

Are there any artists on skeb that accept guro chuuba commissions?

>> No.14967676
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Alright you're sickos but I do wonder what legendary dragon meat would taste like.
That's the kind of stuff gods partake in. To fill you with inhuman vigor, or perhaps curse you.

>> No.14967807

>>14967676
Well in myths bathing in dragon's blood would give you invulnerability, but any areas you missed will be your Achilles weakspot.
I'd imagine eating dragon girls flesh and blood will give the same effect but much more effective as the digested dragon essence becomes part of you

>> No.14967891

>>14967676
Vtubers are processed into food if they are graduated
Coco was butchered and severed mere minutes after she posted her final video by cover
You can find remains of Coco's ass in Kanata's fridge

>> No.14968026

>>14967026
>Kiara's fried labia lips and clit tendies
Pussy licking good

>> No.14968149
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>this thread

>> No.14968192
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>>14967891
>be kanata
>depressed that your girlfriend died after the chinks went full retard
>"oh well at least i still keep a part of her with me"
>she takes out coco's ass from the freezer and defrosts it
>she heats it up in a microwave oven
>takes it out, still hot and fresh
>starts putting it on her crotch to feel her warmth again

>> No.14968370

>>14967891
>Aloe was last seen used as pie fillings
>Kaoru had his dick chopped off and coated in chocolate
I envy the Lovecraftian chad that gets to taste Lulu's eldritch roasted ass

>> No.14968467

>>14968192
some time, somewhere in the world, a person did that just to feel loved.

>> No.14968494
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>>14968467
Yes and it was this angel.

>> No.14968648

>>14967891
then does that mean holocn...?
oh nyo...

>> No.14968693
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>opens /vt/ to check on oshii thread
>sees /meat/
>expected bbw architecture horni
>"consumption and body parts"
>did a triple take to make sure i read the Op right
>mfw
why.and how are there this many of you?!

>> No.14968732

>>14968648
They're from China, anon. What did you expect?

>> No.14968807

>>14968732
Artia's grilled rump and loins...

>> No.14969053
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>>14968648
I hope the guy who got Rosalyn is grateful

>> No.14969149

>Irys ate zombie meat in front of Ollie
Bros... was this a sign?

>> No.14969324

>>14962064
>Kids meal
FUCK YOU! I hate that i laughed at that!

>> No.14969398

>>14968693
>>14968149
>>14963198
>>14962013
>>14961933
>>14961862
Which god did we angered to deserve this?

>> No.14970042

Cutting open your oshi in front of their genmates and girlfriend!

>> No.14971816

>>14963522
I hope not. Seeing my oshi's face in pain as I cut into her makes me excited.

>> No.14971994

>>14970042
>having a girlfriend
>while having an oshi
whore

>> No.14972064

>>14971994
>having an oshi
>eviscerating your oshi in front of her gf
based

>> No.14973339

I'm neither a vorefag nor a gurofag, but I have unironically had dreams of Rushia chopping me up, roasting me and eating me. It was pure ecstasy. She began by nibbling my ear and then she gently disembowelled me while whispering calming words. There was blood everywhere and she was truly elated. I won't say anymore because I don't want to indulge this fantasy.

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>>14973339
Anon, that sounds amazing. Why would you repress such a beautiful moment you had with Rushia?

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>>14969398
This thread has been blessed by the ancient Titan Cronus

>> No.14974649
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>Graduation announcement
>She announced that there will be big party after her graduation.
>the Chefs than pulling out alarge buffet from kitchen and showing her roasted body
>Yagoo and everyone else cheering and starting to eat her.
>everyone take a piece of her, cuting her camel toe and some take her fat jucy breast.

>> No.14978547

>>14974649
Pekora gets to keep the head

>> No.14985849

If any of you are being unironic about this, could you track down Gura and eat her IRL? I hate that bitch.

>> No.14994420

>>14985849
I just want to eat anime girls not 3dpd

>> No.14996188

>>14985849
We keep our fetish inside our head

>> No.14997480

>>14994420
>Gura sashimi
>Gura fin soup
>Gura tempura fillet
>Gura fish'n'chips

>> No.15000735

>>14996188
I want to keep my oshi's head and have sex with it

>> No.15001212
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I want to eat Finana's eggs!

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>>14967807
I wonder if you eat these 2, you'll get the same effect, hmmmmmm

>> No.15002859

>>15002464
Selena's juicy rump!

>> No.15004136

>>15002464
Elira's tender sideboobs!

>> No.15004849

Why does this general exists?

>> No.15005623

>>14967891
Yo do realise that if a chuuba went silent after graduating we'll be the prime suspects?

>> No.15006551
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Premium meat selection
>tfw ywn get to sink your teeth into Ange's thighs

>> No.15007131
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>>15006551
>Honey glazed thighs
>Burgers with grilled ass patties
>Sauteed labia with cream
Fuck Im hungry

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>>15007131
>>15007131
>Stripped Ange's legs of her meat
>Her femur still have some juicy marrow in them
>Her skinned feet can be boiled to make bone broth for soup

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Uoooohhh Ui mama's ribs ToT

>> No.15012094

We need to categorise chuubas based on species for easier cooking.
>Mammal
Watame
>Poultry
Kiara, Reine, Liu, Mumei, Petra, Amicia, Subaru, Enna
>Seafood
Gura, Finana, Chloe, Bao, Ushimi
>Rabbit
Kiki, Pekora, Pippa, Azuchi
>Extraterrestrial
Moonjelly, Lumi, Iofi, Moona
>Draconic
Selene, Coco, Veibae
>Vegetable
Fauna, Pomu

>> No.15013897

>>15000735
I want to look at my oshi's head with her beautiful death stare as I devoured her perfectly cooked meat

>> No.15014060
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>>15013897
But what if we keep the head alive and she watch us eat her?

>> No.15014600

Should I be distressed because we have cannibals on /vt/ or should I be grateful because it's not vorefags instead?

>> No.15014698
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PSA for fresh/meat/s
ALWAYS avoid eating the brain and liver of every hominid vtuber.
As much as eating brains is a common stereotype and livers being juicy, they are poisonous with prions and unfiltered toxins

>> No.15014781

>>15014698
How about the Breasts?

>> No.15014834
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>>15014781
Perfectly edible
It's just fatty meat and some glands

>> No.15015204

>>15014600
It's just a natural evolution of wanting to be close to your oshi. Cant be closer than to have her flesh become a part of you

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>average /meat/chad

>> No.15015981
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I want to eat Bat soup.

>> No.15017328

Haha funny bait thread, you guys. Very funny.
....this thread is a joke right?

>> No.15018155

I watch vtubers for the GFE
Good Food Experience

>> No.15019331

>>14961505
Qotd: Noel. Its where i got my beef from

>> No.15019338

I am convinced.

Slowly but surely, /vt/ is evolving into the final yab.

>> No.15019454

>>14961505
>Which chuuba has the best tasting thigh?
Whoever has the biggest thigh in niji

>> No.15019577

>>15014834
Juicy breasts on a grill

>> No.15019656
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15019656

/vt/ has at last developed taste -- in multiple ways.

>> No.15019814

Anyone have any idea about marrow? I think healthier chubas would have better tasting ones but would like an expect opinion.

>> No.15020033

>>15019814
Dont forget that bones can be used to make gelatine
You could make desserts with them

>> No.15021620

>>14961505
To be completely honest, my favorite part of suichas body has to her vagina as it is decorated with a beautiful thick and lavish bush while tempting you with its beautiful shade of baby blue. Not only is the blue woman’s genitalia really aesthetically pleasing, it is also perfect for harvesting a cup of warm ringo juice on a cold winter night. the preparation to partake upon this hidden delicacy is simple. for me personally, I usually give her vagoo a big o’l SNIFF and after taking a big WHIFF of her sweet and musty aroma, I drink her forbidden nectar straight from the source. the taste of this critically acclaimed beverage? slightly sweet, tart, and pungent along a hint of fermentation. just the way I like it. while many people may think that this recipe is not normal, the truth is that I just really want to eat suityans R I N G O flavored pussy and partake in the direct consumption of apple juice filtered by her body straight from the source fresh and I am sure many of you would enjoy the same experience with your oshis as well.

>> No.15021646

What in the unholy fuck is this thread?

>> No.15021786

>>15021620
I respect your taste anon, but I must decline, to me, it has always been about the sweet muscle fibers, long have I seen my oshi dance on the stage and I have watched her limbs, watched them extend, contract, and curve in so many beautiful ways, such elegance and skill making my mouth water, I often fantasize about how they would taste, would they be tough like her perseverance through her early numbers, or soft like her ASMRs. Do you guys think I could taste their feelings through their flesh? Their hopes, their dreams their fears. God I would love that, to understand my oshi and through consumption, become her.

>> No.15021991

>>15021620
>Piss drinking
Nah bro we'd just tear her pussy and bladder off and deep fry them

>> No.15022078

>>14967026
Based
Shit bird deserved to be cannjbalized live

>> No.15022153

>>15021620
fuckoff we are here to eat our oshis not to smell piss!

>> No.15022390
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And here I was hoping for the best vtuber of all time.

>> No.15022467

Never before had I been so disgusted on this board, and ive seen the ringoposting
keep going. we've passed the point of no return long ago i want to see how messed up things will be

>> No.15022508

>>15022467
This board is the final yab, anon, thats where its evolution is headed.

>> No.15022591

>>15022508
We're just /d/ blue board edition at this point
But even /d/ doesnt have a cannibalism thread

>> No.15022620

>>15022390
The best chuuba is the one to escape the cannibals

>> No.15022695

Man... some of you talk like Jeffrey Dahmer lmao
never give in to your urges please

>> No.15022775

>>15022695
Im just here to share my fantasies. I wouldnt do this shit irl

>> No.15023331

>>15014781
They wouldn't taste very good though. All fat and no flavor

>> No.15023393

>>15022591
Like i said, its a slow evolution, people predicted vtubing will start dying in around 5 years, that how long the evolution will take, look at where it has come, and think about where it will go.

>> No.15023400

>>15022467
The fart thread was worse

>> No.15023434

>>15022695
Inb4 someone actually does this. Bet it will be a nip

>> No.15023448

>>15023434
Watch me, nigger.

>> No.15023567
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Just post chuubas with lots of meat and circlejerk about how much you want to chop those tits and ass off
Which I would
JUST LOOK AT THIS
Imagine how many families you can feed from Marine's ass alone!

>> No.15023626

Baste? Baste with what?

>> No.15024228
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>>15023626
With the finest ringo marinade

>> No.15027197

>>15023434
How the fuck do you eat a virtual girl?

>> No.15028055
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>Risu

>> No.15031071

>>15014060
Then we can thank and compliment her tasty meat directly to her

>> No.15032725

>>14962064
Tasty Bea meat with herbal seasonings..

>> No.15033881
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MEAT OF ETERNAL YOUTH AND LONGEVITY!

>> No.15034418 [DELETED] 

>>15012094
Tasty extraterrestrial meat!

>> No.15035687

Imagine... licking roasted and glazed loli tummy...
Laplus's cooked tummy dripping with herbs, spices, honey, oils

>> No.15038793

>>15021620
holy based

>> No.15038883

>>14969398
The god of the Becoming Lamy thread

>> No.15041798
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When you think about it, cannibalism is far more intimate than sex could ever be. Sure, the act of procreation requires an extreme degree of trust and affection, but much more trust and love are required for the cannibalistic act. Nothing could be a more beautiful expression of love than the sacrifice of one living organism for another. It may result in a loss of life, but through this loving sacrifice a bond between souls which can not be found anywhere else in nature is formed. This bond is permanent and it can only be experienced once unlike sex, so the cannibalistic act is one that is precious and to be savoured. If your oshii won't sacrifice her body for you or vice versa, your love is of a lesser degree. The only love that can top the love between eater and eaten is the love of God for his creation.

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Any vtuber meat you'd think your whole family would enjoy for xmas?

>> No.15045998

>>15043135
Poultry girls. Tossup between Reine and Kiara

>> No.15048986 [SPOILER] 
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>>15027197
All it takes is a few bytes here and there!

>> No.15049153

So, we've established that many of you want to eat your oshi. But what about the opposite?

What if I want my oshi to snap? To forego her humanity and act like an animalistic monster, brutally beating me until I can only weakly grasp at her? She, in her inhuman mental state, can only think of one thing; her bloodthirsty hunger. She plunges her hands into my gut with beast-like strength and anger, tearing at organs, and cracking ribs. She takes ravenous bites, tearing off chunks of flesh from my limbs and body, savouring fresh, bloody, still twitching meat.

>> No.15049234

>>15041798
It's not permanent. The nutrients gained will be spent and whatever isn't used will be expelled from your body through your asshole.

>> No.15049781

>>15049153
Then youre a gigacuck who deserved to be shat out your oshi's ass

>> No.15055230

Impaling your oshi!
Cutting off her arms and legs as she struggles to breathe!
Roasting your oshi over an open fire!
Watching her skin turn golden brown as her mouth sputters blood!
Eating your oshi!

https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2020/09/14/10/31/52/84366303_p0.png

>> No.15055904

>>15023400
The fart thread was literally just a fart in the wind compared to this shit

>> No.15056235

>>15022153
even the cannibalfags hate the ringofags

>> No.15057542

>>15049234
The impression upon the mind (i.e. the "bond between souls") is the thing which is permanent. The bond of organic matter is transitory and of lesser worth. The idea of the eaten is irrevocably impressed upon and inheres in the mind of the cannibal. They are one unified being in the ontological sense.

>> No.15057771

>eats oshi
>she lives on as a tulpa in your head

>> No.15057821

>>15057771
good ending

>> No.15061468

>>15057542
Ship of Theseus: Chuuba Cannibalism Edition

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Fellow /meat/heads, it's time for harvest!

>> No.15062851

>>14961623
I want to eat high quality nijipengu steak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyQ7ss-Ij3A

>> No.15063035

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LMFAO

>> No.15063324
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I like the idea of cannibalism as much as the next guy, but more as a violent and brutalist thing.
When done sexually and or in fine dining style it just becomes disgusting.
You either maul the face of the nigger trying to rob you at that moment or you just break all of his limbs.

>> No.15063446

>>14967026
I'VE HAD ONE DESIRE SINCE I WAS BORN
TO SEE MY BODY RIPPED AND TORN
TO SEE MY FLESH DEVOURED BEFORE MY EYES
ONLY FOR YOU, I VOLUNTEER AS A HUMAN SACRIFICE

CARVE ME UP, SLICE ME APART
SUCK MY GUTS AND LICK MY HEART
CHOP ME UP, I LIKE TO BE HURT
DRINK MY MARROW AND BLOOD FOR DESSERT
EAATEEEEEEEENNNN

>> No.15063557

>>15063035
Hell
Or heaven, it's all a matter of perspective really

>> No.15063866

Has fetishposting gone too far?

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tfw ywn eat Meat's meat

>> No.15064825

What are the chances a chuuba visiting saw this thread?
Will they fulfill our dreams?

>> No.15066661

what the fuck is this thread peko

>> No.15067898

Uuuuooooohhhh Gura's cunny soup!

>> No.15070862

https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareTsundereDootRalpherZ-wZBtWq-uh9hrun8F
Bros! Look at all that meat!! You could feed a whole village!

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>>15064332
/our/ girl

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>>15070862
GET ME MY CLEAVER! I WANT ALL THAT MEAT ON THE DINNER TABLE NOW!

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Should I wait until my rat gives birth or do I cut open now?

>> No.15074608

>>15041798
>>15057542
Unironically sounds like something that Ted Bundy would say

>Hagmaier was struck by the "deep, almost mystical satisfaction" that Bundy took in murder. "He said that after a while, murder is not just a crime of lust or violence", Hagmaier related. "It becomes possession. They are part of you ... [the victim] becomes a part of you, and you [two] are forever one ... and the grounds where you kill them or leave them become sacred to you, and you will always be drawn back to them."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy#Death_row,_confessions_and_execution

>> No.15075294

>>15074608
>>15022695
Do we have actual cannibals in here or are you guys just that aroused like the ringofags?

>> No.15076983

>>15075294
Not an actual cannibal but guro related stuff is peak fetish for me

>> No.15078103

>>15075294
I want to try human meat.
But nothing sexual.

>> No.15078148

does eating pussy counts?

>> No.15078172

>>15078148
Only if you have the labia and uterus sliced off and served fried, grilled, boiled, or any other variation

>> No.15078245
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>>15078172
my nigga

>> No.15078474

>>15075294
>>15078245
I ate cow ovaries once and it gave me this fetish ever since
The things I'd do to play with my oshi's insides

>> No.15078709

>>14968693
>>14848201
>>14867748
also, you arguably already see what you lust after as a piece of meat; this is just taking that to an extreme.

>> No.15082946

>>15064825
Which /here/ chuuba you'd think as the tastiest tho?

>> No.15082971

How do you serve Luna?

>> No.15085009

>>15082946
Kiki because soft loli rabbit meat

>> No.15085190
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15085190

>leave for a day
>cannibal thread is still up

>> No.15087278

I want to eat a roasted Treerat

>> No.15089072

Emergency bump

>> No.15090571

>>15085009
Radiation poisoned

>> No.15093185

>>15078474
How'd you play with it tho?

>> No.15096231

I didn't know that there are legit treerat recipes out there https://www.realtree.com/timber-2-table-wild-game-recipes/kentucky-fried-squirrel

>> No.15098628

>>14968370
>Kaoru had his dick chopped off and coated in chocolate
I can see that being a hit for the girls

>> No.15100576

>>15082971
Cut into pieces and served on a platter.
Bros, why are girls so cute when their head gets cut off?

>> No.15101928

>>14969398
The main ritual of Christianity is symbolic ritual cannibalism. In a lot of branches (including Catholic) it's not even symbolic, the position is that it literally becomes Jesus's flesh and blood.
So basically, if it's that one he doesn't have much of a leg to stand on.

>> No.15102630

>>15014834
Wonder if you could cure that meat like bacon. It's gotta be a pretty fatty cut after all, might be similar to pork belly, along with the actual belly and potentially the buttocks, of course..

>> No.15103204

>>15075294
I have an actual 2D cannibalism fetish, and I wouldn't be opposed to eating human IRL on principle, although obviously murder and disrespecting corpses is bad, so I'd only do it if someone gave it the Ok while alive (+ health concerns). But the latter is non-sexual, I just figure meat is meat and humans are still animals, so if I'm ok with meat in general I don't see the problem with humans.

>> No.15106338

>>15073080
Do you want to eat the baby before or after it comes out of the womb?
https://nhentai.net/g/259108/

>> No.15109627

>>15106338
As a cannibalfag Im intrigued
As a precurefag I hate this shit so much

>> No.15109913

>>15103204
There was a movement that indulged in excessive hedonism in 20th century France called the Acephale Society led by the gigacoomer Georges Bataille. Members were enthusiastic about human sacrifices and cannibalism but they had a problem
Many volunteered to be sacrificed but no one wanted to do the killing

>> No.15114588
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>>15062808
Look at the steaks on that cow. Would butcher and eat desu

>> No.15117301
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>>15114588
Same.
I want Hime on my kitchen counter this instant! All that juicy tits and thighs is making me hungry
Imagine the sounds she makes when you cut her tits off

>> No.15121749
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15121749

Would your oshi approve of you eating her so that you could be together forever?

>> No.15122288
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15122288

Thoughs on being eaten instead of being the eater?

>> No.15122430

I love you sick fucks so much!
Lets have a /meat/up, with our oshis on the barbie

>> No.15122759

>>15096231
Her meat would legit taste sweet and buttery

>> No.15122795

>>15122759
Risu...

>> No.15122802

>>15102630
Imagine crispy breast skin grill

>> No.15122969

>>15122759
Risu, I want to taste your perky tits!

>> No.15123916
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>>15122759
>>15122969
Can we have a butcher cut edit of this?

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15126248

can you cook a Kiara or is she inmune to fire due to being a phoenix?

>> No.15127390

i can't believe this is worse than the lamyfication general

>> No.15127563

Ever since Sana casually joked to Mumei in the Animal Crossing stream that she had been "sold off", I've thought about what kind of price her thigh meat would go for.

>> No.15128414

This is funny until a cannibal kills some 2view, butcher her, and eat her meat, and it's 8cuhan all over again

>> No.15128613

>>14967026
Why did i get a boner reading this ?

>> No.15128624

Says a lot about this board when this is the best thread we've had in literal months.

>> No.15128643

>>15057542
Sadly, souls don't exist anon...

>> No.15128644

Friendly reminder that ironic shitposting leads to inviting actual anons who believe in this shit and thinking they are in good company.

>> No.15128683

>>15122288
The sweet release of death and i get to be food for my oshi where's the downside ?

>> No.15128719

>>15128414
Yeah, me.

>> No.15128779

>>15128644
This is a glowie thread anon, don't ruin it

>> No.15128791

>>15128644
This kind of sóy mindset is why saying nigger is now a bannable offense on some boards.

>> No.15129001

>>15128644
...Ironic? Shitposting?

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15129253

>>15032725
She would agree

>> No.15129389

>>15128644
>he thinks this is all ironic
I wouldn't say there aren't some idiots doing this ironically, however one should ever doubt the power of weird fetishes. Also it's not uncommon for people to say edgy things 'ironically' to deflect criticism, when they are in fact serious.

>> No.15130135

>>14969398
All of them.

>> No.15130333

>>15128414
>>15128644
>He thinks I want to eat 3D girls
Disgusting. When I say I want to chop a chuuba into meat I meant the chuuba. Not the roommate

>> No.15130754

>>15126248
You know, initially I thought the joke of KFP was that Kiara is using herself as an infinite food source since she can regenerate. I think that would have been pretty funny

>> No.15131102

>>15130754
>That one lucky motherfucker getting the limited edition vulva tendies bucket

>> No.15131797

Uuuooohhhh Laplus-Gura-Shion-Luna-Matsuri-Rushia-Luna-Anya cunny kebab on a stick!!

>> No.15131882

This is the first time I've been truly disgusted and disturbed by a vt thread. You fuckers all need some strong ass meds. Fuck you.

>> No.15132948

>>15131882
Cant handle the meat?

>> No.15133495

Bros how do you cook the feet?

>> No.15134608

Are there any chuuba cannibalism art?

>> No.15134631

>>15131797
Man, those kind of meat really be tasty tho

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15136187

>>15123916

>> No.15137012

>Kronii using her time powers to instantly dry age her flesh in front of you

>> No.15138723

>>15014600
We do have vorefags, they've just stayed localized to the recesses of the architecture general for the most part. Not a dolcettfag myself, but this general is a good sign for the future of chuubas slurping people up, so I respect it.

>> No.15138782

>>15136187
I'm not even hungry, but now I really want to take my knife and butcher this squirrel up for a stew. Beautiful work, anon.

>> No.15141827

>>14973339
>>14973601
>Sensation of nibbling on my ear wakes me up
>I open my eyes, everything is blurry
>I'm in a dark, cold place, my wrists and ankles are restrained
>I'm gagged with an apple and I'm under the effect of some sort of drug making me dizzy and unable to struggle
>I panic upon realizing that I'm in bondage but a hand touches my chest and caresses me
>"Ah Anon is finally awake~"
>I slowly turned my head to see Rushia super close to me, she must have been the one nibbling my ear
>"Mooou I was starving! Isn't it selfish to sleep so much when it's dinner time?!"
>Rushia's voice had no actual aggression, she was playfully pouting
>She clapped twice and skeleton hands came out of the ground to light up a fancy grill
>"Nee~ You already look so tasty Anon"
>I spit the apple out to ask what's going on as the implications make me uncomfortable
>Ignoring what I said, Rushia pushes the apple back into my mouth with force unexpected from a little girl
>"Be a good boy and dont ask questions Anon"
>Her scary expression turns into a sweet, loving one as she pats my head to calm me down
>She grabs a fancy silver meat knife and wanders the tip on my bare skin
>She is careful not to dig in, almost like she's trying to tickle me
>"You have goosebumps Anon. I want a smooth cut so get rid of that for me please."
>Rushia leans into my ear, puts the blunt side of the knife on my cheek on the other side of my face
>"Ii ko ii ko~"
>Warmth of her soft breathing and sweet voice lingering in the air envelops me in ecstasy. I melt in her grasp
>As she speaks calming words into my ear I feel the blade smoothly work its way on into my breast
>The pain makes me want to scream but I am enthralled by Rushia, my face is locked in an ecstatic expression and I can only grind my teeth
>Rushia expertly cuts a round slice off my chest, she takes the slice using a silver fork and places it on the grill
>Cold air rushing into my exposed chest makes me shiver as Rushia cleans the blood with a handkerchief.

>> No.15141865

>>15141827
>Rushia giggles and takes her time thoroughly cleaning my ribs, only taking breaks to check on the meat
>Soon my ribs are shining white like polished ivory, all the blood is cleaned. Rushia obviously wants her subject to look perfectly presentable through every step of her meal
>"Aha~ It's done!"
>Rushia places the medium rare meat on a silver platter
>"Itadakimasu~"
>Rushia cuts a slice of the meat, revealing its juicy pink insides. She gives it an admiring look, proud of her cooking
>"Oishii~"
>Seeing Rushia's soft lips devour my flesh and the thought of her teeth tearing it apart in front of my very eyes makes my heart beat faster
>Rushia immediately notices this and smirks
>With the necromancer's command, my ribs open up like fingers
>Rushia grabs my lung, rips it off and throws it away like trash with her hands
>My beating heart is completely naked in front of Rushia
>"Whom does Anon's heart beat for nee~"
>"Ru.. Rush-"
>I can't speak as blood fills my throat and makes me choke and cough
>"Ehehe it's okay I know the answer even if you're too shy to say it~"
>Rushia presses her blade into my Aorta
>"I'll save this for dessert"
>Rushia licks her bloody fingertips after putting the knife down
>"Ah! I haven't given you a taste!"
>Rushia slowly brings her lips closer to mine, I can feel my soul leave my butchered body and get closer and closer to heaven
>Her lips press onto mine, I struggle with what little force left in my body to keep myself fromm coughing blood into her mouth
>Rushia's tongue forces its way in and slurps the blood gathered inside
>Her soft hand squeezes my heart as she passionately kisses me
>My eyes are forced open and my gaze is locked into Rushia's ruby eyes. I get lost in them for a moment before she breaks the kiss and I find myself back on her plate
>Her necromancy must be keeping me alive, I am stuck in her twisted heaven. Despite the torment, all I feel is pleasure

>> No.15141899

>>15141865
>Eager to try a new cut, she freed my lower restraints
>Using a cleaver, Rushia cut my calves off, masterfully taking all the meat and leaving the only the bone
>She peeled the skin off and placed the meat on a spit to roast it
>Skeleton servants appeared with a snap of her fingers and took care of the cooking process for her
>Rushia seemed to be yearning for carnage, she took a bigger knife and gave me a fearsome smile
>"Anon has always been faithful to me nee? Then I will be gentle to him~"
>I never doubted her threats, she has always been my oshi but that didn't seem to matter for her now. Even though she said she would be gentle, the sadistic grin on her face and eyes glowing with bloodlust clearly showed her true intentions
>Rushia mercilessly pierced my guts with the knife, she swiftly gave me a cut in the shape of a straight line then another to make the shape of a cross on my stomach
>Her hands dug into the cross shaped opening, she firmly grasped everything she could and pulled it all out, spilling my guts everywhere like a macabre confetti
>"Ehehe that was fun~"
>Blood, fat and pieces of my intestines rained down
>Giggling uncontrollably, Rushia kept picking off pieces from my flesh like a mole digging into the ground until I was left with a huge gory concave
>The roast was done. Rushia looked at the perfectly cooked meat as she drooled
>As soon as the servants were done seasoning the dish and preparing the perfect serving, Rushia took a huge bite off the meat
>"This part of Anon is delicious as well!"
>Rushia ate her dish with great appetite, her enjoyment of my flesh filled me with a bizarre sense of comfort
>"Now it's time for dessert!"
>Rushia put her head into the hole into my chest, she licked and bit my heart like a wild animal eating its prey
>Her teeth dug deep into my heart and she pulled it off, tearing the arteries apart
>My eyes could finally close, everything went dark as she took a bite off my heart like an apple with a beautiful smile

>> No.15142815

>>15123916
My quick edit lol

Risu Butcher cut
https://litter.catbox.moe/johzw9.png

Risu Roasted
https://litter.catbox.moe/9oqdny.png

Risu Womb Edit
https://litter.catbox.moe/1kwwrc.png

>> No.15142940

>>15136187
>>15142815
I love you both

>> No.15144741
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Tfw Marine's primed ass

>> No.15146847

>>15136187
Damn that line's good

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>>15141827
>>15141865
>>15141899
Rushia giving her Fandead the good death
10/10

>> No.15150074

>>15142815
The roast and womb one is just epic imo, thx anon!

>> No.15150493

>>15144741
>Marine performing on stage to her crew
>She starts showing her ass off
>Expected her sexy guys to start jerking off and bukkake her ass
>Gets a bunch of hands grab her all over and pin her down to the floor
>Marine was very turned on, believing this was some form of roleplay
>A crewmate brought in the grill
>Marine's horny expression melts into worry
>"Ehhh, sexy guys. What's with the knife? Is this extreme BDSM?" she asked as a knife is sharpened in front of her
>A crew takes a marker and drew butcher guides on her ass and thighs
>Marine's heart is beating fast and her temples are sweating buckets
>"Guys! This is not funny anymore!" she yelled, realising something is awfully wrong
>Her ass was grabbed firmly, and quickly a knife was buried deep into her glutes
>"AAAAAAHHH!" the pirate screams in agonising pain, a shriek to pierce the eardrums of those who listened
>Unfortunately for her, it only made the men harder
>Marine screams and cries as a huge chunk of her ass gets removed with a serrated knife
>Her breathing fluctuating between tempos as she endures the pain
>Another knife comes into play, this time into her thigh
>Marine drools in pain, coughing up saliva from excessive screaming
>Her eyes red, tears forming a puddle on the floor
>She could see trails of her blood reaching to her face
>Slowly, her ass gets tore off her body, held on display to the audience like a game hunt trophy
>Marine can only cry as she feels another knife making its way to the base of her spine
>Looking up, she sees her ass being cut into cubes and slices
>The grill is hot and running
>Dinner is now on its way

>> No.15151489

I don’t want my oshi to suffer but I just know that I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to bite into her flesh while she’s still conscious.

>> No.15151807

Tfw ywn get to do this to your oshi
https://files.catbox.moe/yee204.jpg

>> No.15152016

>>15041798

Something something Consuming Makima something love?

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>>15141827
>>15141865
>>15141899
Beautiful.

>> No.15157488

>>15151489
Do you mean like a playful nibble or a love bite? Or do you want to bite off a chunk of flesh and eat it?

>> No.15162726

People talking about eating Kiara but she seems pretty enthusiastic about eating us
https://youtu.be/NDddIai1Zvs

>> No.15163182

>>14961505
Well Nonon from PRISM has a literal ‘EAT ME’ tag on her, so why not have this thread.

>> No.15163332

>>15163182
>https://mobile.twitter.com/non_a_non/status/1474115089078775811
Yeeaaahh no. I'll get lead poisoning if I eat her

>> No.15166907

What the fuck is this shit!

>> No.15170024

kino thread

>> No.15172199

Still a better thread than 90% of the catalog

>> No.15174181

>>15172199
Considering that we get bait threads by the hundreds daily, youre right unfortunately
When a cannibal fetish general gets actual serious discussion while surrounded by nonstop niji banning porn/roommate drama/vshojo nux bait threads you know something isnt right

>> No.15176931
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tfw even nijistaffs agreed that Petra is tasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VddqVDkMin8

>> No.15181105
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15181105

i want to grind down watame's horns and turn them into delicious mutton gravy

>> No.15182225

>>15166907
>>15172199
>Tfw the cannibals have a much more civil discussion compared the hololive generals
NOT LIKE THIS!

>> No.15183135

>>14967675
SENMU

>> No.15183314
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>>15183135
>Senmufag
BASED!!

>> No.15183329

>>15048986
This was underappreciated.

>> No.15183459

Why would you see your oishi in pain/dead, /meat/frens? I only want to enjoy my oishi's blood.

>> No.15183541
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15183541

>>15183459
Refer to this >>15151807

>> No.15185409

>>15131882
get out the kitchen son

>> No.15185638

I feel like the first cannibal thread started as a joke
But then we have actual sincere responses

>> No.15187634

>>15176931
Mmmmmm... Petra nuggets

>> No.15190436

>>15187634
Nuggets as good as chicken

>> No.15190529
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15190529

Delicious onigiri cat

>> No.15190900

>>15190529
Mogu mogu, anon. Haha, my tits look like onigiri. Arent they funny? Hehehe... he... anon? Why are you looking at me like that? Hmm? Mogu mogu me? You're funn- Anon where did you get that knife...? Anon??? Anon?! ANON! ANON NO!

>> No.15193706

>>14961505
Ew...

>> No.15195706
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15195706

Food let itself in to the kitchen.

>> No.15196121

>>15195706
Blessed Watame for being the canon /meat/wife

>> No.15197755

>>15195706
Cute<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

>> No.15201154

>>15129253
I wanna butcher Bea and share her meat to others

>> No.15201190

>>15197755
*kisses you while passing a piece of watame on your mouth*

>> No.15201677

Imagine... chuuba meat loaf for the holidays. Roasted birdchuubas for christmas dinner<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15202242

Let's gather the lumps of coal from our stockings and roast our oshis over them.

>> No.15202277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTNAvoXOwOU

>> No.15202381

>>15201677
>anon recieves coal for his roast
amazing

>> No.15202585
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15202585

>my oshi when she sees this thread

>> No.15203924

>>15203226
I wanna taste the reaper's cow meat man, looks good for steak imo

>> No.15206633

>>14961505
yummy

>> No.15208183
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I want to cook and eat her tender meat so baddddd

>> No.15210102

>>15202381
truly is the holiday spirit

>> No.15210401

Hijacking this thread. Which holo girl has the best meat (cock)?

>> No.15210603

>>15210401
Perfect Penis Tenshi
Her meat (literal) is also heavenly

>> No.15214308

This thread makes the architect thread look like Facebook
t. Architectchad

God is dead and you fags have consumed him

God is dead and you fags

>> No.15214470

I’m scared

>> No.15216444

>>15214308
>God is dead and you fags have consumed him
That's called the Eucharist, haven't done it in a few years though

>> No.15217076
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15217076

>>15216444
>>15214308
>>15101928
The flesh feeds on the body and blood of Christ so that the soul too may fatten on God
(Resurrection of the Dead 8:3)

>> No.15220180

>>14961505

I’ve been thinking. If you had to consume one part of the human body, why would it be the limbs?

>> No.15220565

>>15220180
Limbs are active muscles
Always moving and expends energy
The texture is like chicken thighs and cattle loins

>> No.15220569

>>15214308
no one cares tripfag. go reddit space on reddit you redditor.

>> No.15222438

How the fuck did this general get enough reception? I didnt knew there were this many of you

>> No.15222794

>>15220565

I see, so back muscles might be better.

>> No.15225095

I really like the idea of having sex with dead women and cannibalizing their corpses. But sometimes my conscience objects and asks me "Why would you do that? That's depraved."
Then the feeling goes away and I go back to wanting to eat people. I'm not sure what that happens

>> No.15225449

What the fuck is wrong with you niggers!?

>> No.15226095

I swear this has all gotta be one giant honeypot the FBI made to catch a single cannibal who they found out is very into vtubers

>> No.15226212
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15226212

>131 IPs

>> No.15227416

>>15226212
>Cannibal thread is the most popular
Not like this bros!

>> No.15235190

>>15202381
perfect for cooking

>> No.15239210

>>15202277
I wanna marinate and bite her hands man

>> No.15239506

>>15202277
https://youtu.be/TTNAvoXOwOU?t=6791

Screamer.

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15240548

>>15226212
>133 ips

>> No.15240781

Which of the Luxiem boys would taste the best?

>> No.15241407

>>15240781

Shu or Akuma.

Both are Smash players so you know they’ve been marinating in some funky shit for a while and haven’t exercised much.

>> No.15241561

>>15241407
Yeah but wouldnt the taste of Smash marination be gross? If i had to guess, Id think Luca would be best. He has the fat titty meat.

>> No.15241627

>>15240781
Also which boy would be most likely to want to eat you?

>> No.15242035

>>15225095
you can kill, rape, and eat me if you want

>> No.15243624

>>15226212
>>15240548
There are a lot of posts about the existence of this thread rather than the content. That's probably inflating the ip count a bit. It's still a lot. Also fuckers need to learn to sage when making those kinds of posts.

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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X-nOiZcS_s

>> No.15245332

>>15183459
This is the only thread where it makes sense to call them ‘oishi’.

>> No.15245667

>>15245332
Damn that's a good idea.
I'll be using that from now on here.
Watame is my oishi, her thighs are soft juicy

>> No.15248006

>>15243624
Im genuinely surprised this place is civil. No flamewars, baits, and trolls

>> No.15251809

What if we combined all the guro and abuse related fetishes into a single general
/gnarc/
Guro, Necro, Abuse, Ryona and Cannibalism

>> No.15253020

>>15245006
Good to see another ALLINALL enjoyer here. I was literally listening to this while making some of the posts

>> No.15254041

>>15251809
>raises hand
Yeah uh, I dont wanna be around the ryonaniggers. I just want to eat my oshi not see her cry in bruises

>> No.15254159

>>15254041
I still confused about what is ryona like, I have a dicksword server with some pixiv ryonafags and for them ryona is pretty much like snuff, or necro, but here it's like abuse but it's more like torture than put them to death so what really is ryona tho?

>> No.15254334

>>15254159
google.com
nigger

>> No.15254374

>>15254041
>just want to eat my oshi not see her cry in bruises
Nigger what does that even mean? Cutting your oshi into pieces is already torture

>> No.15255491

Would you rather butcher your oshi or only eat her after discovering her corpse after suiciding

>> No.15256415

>>15254041
I will do all the tenderising, you don't have to see anything except the slabs of meat I provide when I'm done

>> No.15258015

>>15255491
I like my meat to be as fresh as possible, I'd much rather be doing the killing blow

>> No.15259493

>>15240548
>137 ips
We gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers!

>> No.15263954

>>15245006
kino

>> No.15269330

>>15254159
You beat them till they not only like it, but crave it as thier primary human contact

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>/meat/ is gonna reach bump limit

Good work everyone.

>> No.15272114

>>15271547
Sorry, but I have a room temperature IQ, and I don't understand your picture.

>> No.15273070

>>15271547
red gura best gura
>ywn have a feeding frenzy with red gura and tear apart Ame with your bare teeth

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is this fucker edible?

>> No.15278870

>>15271547
who would've thought, right?

>> No.15278923

>>15254041
This except for blood. Many meat artworks here are more sexual than appetizing.

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merry christmas /meat/ general
love meat (but not that kind)
https://www.twitch.tv/meatscave

>> No.15285528

>>15278923
>>15151807

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I want to eat polka. I bet she'd taste amazing, tangy and sweet. soft, and tender thanks to years of a sedentary lifestyle
I can almost hear the hissing of her fat as it drips into the burning coals of my grill. my mouth waters when I think of the aroma of her grilled thighs.

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>>14961505
I mean, gura is looking like a snack

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>>14961505
I have a fucked up question for you guys, what would you do with your oshi's head once you cut it off? Are you going to process it with the rest of the body or are you going to preserve it?

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>>14961505
What would your oshi's reaction be to this thread? (Picrel)

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>>14967891
What would happen to gura if she graduated? I'm... Interested

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>>15031071
>Keeping gura's head alive in a fridge while devouring her soles
Why do I have these thoughts? I need a doctor...

Bump...

>> No.15289094

>>15287683
Preserving her head would be ideal because then you can put your dick in her neck hole and use it as a flesh light while you devour her meat

>>15288849
Just make sure you kiss your oshi's head when you open the fridge

>> No.15289157

>The cannibal thread hit bump limit
S-Sugoi...

>> No.15289179

>>15289094
Stop, my imagination is going places that I don't like...

>> No.15289233

>>15285664
Look at this delicious slut and her meaty thighs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y7n6j9-5-Y

>> No.15289365

>>15289157
On one hand, bait threadniggers got btfo
On the other, im worried about the future of this board

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>>14961505
>QoTD
I know this general is a joke but this question could be taken seriously.
>Tenderness
First, we have to consider which chuuba most likely has the least movement in the gluteal group. This would make the meat more tender and easier to chew, and also have a minimal amount of lactic acid in the flesh. This most likely means someone who probably isn't lifting things from the ground (in proper form), doesn't run or move around too much, not constantly sitting up and down; basically most activities that specifically target that area. This excludes dancers, exercisers, workaholics.
>Fat
There's a sweet spot of when fat before it starts to get excessive, instead of adding to the flavor of the meat in its richness. Fat content is by preference of course, but the higher it is, the more the moisture of the muscle fibers will be trapped inside during cooking, making it overall juicier. So, this chuuba must be tastefully thick. Not too much, or else the proportion is all wrong and you're eating more grease, lard, all the fatty stuff more than you can appreciate her gently worked flesh. The proportion of fat to muscle is key. Otherwise you'd be wasting it by cutting it all off.
>Diet
This goes in tandem with the two above; as you are about as healthy as the stuff you eat, and by extension, your meat is as well. More active chuubas would need a more protein rich diet, some are more unhealthy in general, etc. A healthy balanced diet would do good for all parts of the flesh, with the only fear being the protein repairing the muscles into tougher fibers.
If you want to seriously answer this question, these are the things to consider, since I'm not psychotic enough to actually make some deliberation.

>> No.15290131

>>15290035
>I know this general is a joke
t. cannibalism virgin

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>>15290035
Based and meatpilled

>>15289179
Give into your carnal desires

>> No.15290439

>>15290035
So tldr
A neet vegetarian

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Thread dead soon
Post tasty looking chuubas

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>>14961505
>This thread
>Previous thread
>There was a previous thread

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>>15291630
And there will be another one

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>> No.15292498

Thread is now bones
New /meat/ here >>15292468

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