/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Minecraft
>Pokemon
>Fortnite
At this point I imagine every holotoddler wearing a diaper and pacifier while watching this shit.

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>>14617049
And they're proud of these numbers. Their fanbase is made up of drooling children that sing Baby Shark whenever they see Gura, and they're proud of these numbers.

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>>14617049
>>14617131
Yep, I'm thinking rent free

[Anonymous No.]

(you)

[Anonymous No.]

Unless you're playing Dwarf Fortress, you're all still babies in my eyes. Saying that, Nina is the only adult in NijiEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>posts Apex streamer

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>>14617049
>selenposter
>it's shit
Every time

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>>14617219
based

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>>14617049
Are boomers really upset by these games? It's fun to watch these games from time to time and this is coming from someone who mainly play games by Paradox

[Anonymous No.]

>300+ streamers being the dedicated marketing department of Apex
>They do it for free
Do nijiniggers really?

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>>14617049
lol selen is chinese

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>>14617049
Good try but I still won't watch Selen

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>>14617049
based

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>>14617540
Bullshit. Is she really?

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>>14617610
You can't be serious

[Anonymous No.]

i wish gura would put me in a diaper and make me suck a pacifier before she pegs me...

[Anonymous No.]

Really? What a coincidence, because at this point I imagine every spammer wearing a diaper and pacifier while posting the same falseflags.

[Anonymous No.]

Rent free.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys realize most people on this board are literal teenagers, right...

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>>14617610
>>14617540
she's black

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>>14617846
Half-black. She's also Dominican. Get the facts straight.

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>>14617049
Cope.
Can nijifags stop shooting in their own feets ? That's just stupid.

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>>14617219
When they collab Nina must feel like she's babysitting the other members

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>>14617898
Kek

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>>14617219
Nina is also a massive whore and is a literal debuff to any participating stream she exists in

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meanwhile, Selen

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>>14617049
>Fun chill game
>Fun chill game
>Fun game
oh nyoo!!! how dare they have fun!!!!!

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>>14617767
I picture every spammer in a little sailor suit angrily licking lolly after lolly.

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>>14618147
LOOOOOOL

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>>14617898
lol
inb4 ID don't matter

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>>14617192
Rent free + >I have never seen a Selen image blah blah whatever

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>>14618147
given the fact that fully grown chinese people have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old i'd say this appealed to part of her demographic

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>>14617898
>>14618147
It's not just one game/one stream, it's the combination of everything. Hololive is literally nothing but Minecraft and Pokemon right now and Fortnite is just the cherry on the top. The fact that the streams of these games in particular get a lot more viewers than usual shows that their audience is nothing but children.

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>>14618314
Actually the game was voted by the fans, instead of Dark Souls. Probably because they thought it would be hilarious. And it was.

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>>14618425
>dude it's the game not them
Yawn, pick another excuse off the list please

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>>14618501
It's the audience. Holotoddlers watch nothing but Minecraft and Pokemon therefore their streamers abuse those games.

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>>14618425
Are you telling me that hololive play only these games or that nijisanji doesn't play these games ?
Because either way that's just false.
Stop coping dude.

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Viewers want to see the girls interacting, and minecraft is the perfect environment for it. The game itself is basically just an afterthought

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>Posting constant Apex streamer.
Oh the ironing.

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>>14618529
It's the audience. Nijichinks watch nothing but Apex and Pokemon therefore their streamers abuse those games

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>>14617049
Imagine nitpicking over the degrees of degeneracy here. Almost no one in the world is likely to consider it normal to watch VTubers of any kind my man, we’re talking about a very minor difference here

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Why do you guys reply every time? Why are both sides retarded?

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>>14618725
Selen posters are braindead faggots who will never concede defeat and if they have no reply just start saying holobronie like a toy that got it's string pulled
It's funny to watch them dance

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>>14617049
>>14618425
>streamers playing popular games
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is how you sound.

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>>14618763
Your mistake was thinking these spammers are Selenfags and not just the same dead inside drama seekers responsible for every low effort garbage thread rotating through the same handful of 'divisive' chuubas.

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>>14618725
Because actual discussion isn't as fun as falseflagging and trying to get newfags to genuinely dislike vtubers they don't even watch.

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>>14618725
It's funny.
I watch both so I side with the group using beter arguments.
So I change side every thread.
Here for exemple, stupid OP talked about hololive streaming a child game while nijisanji have already done it.
So right now I side with holobros.

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>>14618763
Holotoddlers gonna toddler

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>>14619060
see >>14618432
it's just a funny bro :)

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>>14617838
Female teenagers to be exact

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>>14618658
True, I only watch apex streams.

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Why are dragoons (or dragoon falseflaggers) like this

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>>14619257
Because Holobronies are insecure and love to bite bait

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>>14619492
he said the line!

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>>14619492
>constantly mentioning holobronies
Dunno bro, you're pretty insecure here

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>>14617049
IM FUCKING CUMMING OOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEHOOOOAIOAHOAHOHQOHAOAOHAOEH
SATAN HAS MY BALLS IN HIS TENDER VICE GRIP OOOOOHAOAHOOOAHOOAOOOOOOOOOHOHWOHWOHWAOAONF

[Anonymous No.]

>says he's baiting in the post
>instant replies
You people deserve the garbage clogging up the catalog 24/7.

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>>14617049
Pretty ironic you posted this with that image anon.

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>>14617049
STOP USING MY WIFE FOR FALSEFLAG YOU NIGGER

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>>14619754
mods dont give a shit
go post selen in hlgg though
youll get an easy 24 to 74 hrs

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>>14619754
Did you expect an eceleb board to be good?

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>>14617049
>Selen pic
Nijishits posting garbage like any other day.

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>>14619830
It would be vastly better if the deluge of shitty loose threads about redundant topics, low effort 'Have you stopped beating your wife?' style leading questions, and drama/numbers bait were all pruned.

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>>14617049
>says the one who watched Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol

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>>14621285
YES

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>>14617049
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WHILE I THINK MINECRAFT IS COOL, I WILL NOT HOLD YOU NOT LIKING IT AGAINST YOU

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>>14618147
OH NO NO NO NIJINIGGERS, WHERE WE TOO COCKY?!

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Why are Nijisanji fans so insecure, and have to use every insults in existence just to make people watch them, i dont get it

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>>14625345
When you find the minecraft | pokemon | fortnite video where they spend the whole time shitting on it as a joke let me know.

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>>14617049
>wear diaper
>pacifier in mouth
>shit in diaper
>take diaper off
>take pacifier out
>bury face deep in shitty diaper
>chew on shit
>spit shit out on monitor
>the "monitor" was the lizard one, not the computer one
>lizard gets mad at having shit spit in face, starts going apeshit
>grab a broom and start whacking it
>goes even more apeshit
>neighbors hear all the commotion and knock on the door
>tell them it's no problem, I'm watching anime girls on the internet
>they leave
>go back to desk
>lizard has stormed off
>pacifier back in mouth
>shit in diaper some more
>take diaper off
>take pacifier out
>piss on computer monitor (not the lizard this time)
>it short circuits
>put diaper back on
>put pacifier back in
>grab phone, open the latest stream
>shit in diaper some more
>take diaper off
>take pacifier out
>place phone in diaper
>the lizard comes back in
>chuck the shitty diaper with phone inside at the lizard
>bullseye, hits right between the eyes
>he starts going apeshit again
>get around the lizard and close the door behind me
>load up the latest stream on smart fridge
>watch the rest of the stream on smart fridge

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>>14625843
you have to go back MAMALONI

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>>14617049
>Apex

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>>14617049
>Selenposter
Did you forget this bitch played fucking Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol on stream?

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>>14626082
and it was kino!

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>>14625505
>I-it was Ironic
Anon she just knows her audience is literal children, sorry to have to break it to you.

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>I have literally never seen a good post with a Selen image attached

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>>14626130
You never will
>>14626110
You just proved her audience is literal children.

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>>14625843
>driving to work
>diaper in car
>put diaper in glovebox
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>change radio station
>pacifier hanging from rearview mirror
>pacifier in mouth
>take right turn
>drive straight 5 miles
>stop at stoplight
>release my bladder in my pants (not wearing diaper)
>warmth runs down leg
>start moving again
>take diaper out of glovebox
>think I'm going to sneeze in diaper, but don't
>put diaper back in glovebox
>forget to use turn signal while switching lanes
>some guy honks at me
>flip him off
>he looks at me weird because I have a pacifier in my mouth

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>>14626154
>You just proved her audience is literal children.

>It was a vote, it was either Apex or Children game
yep, fuck Apex... i voted for Paw Patrol

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>>14626178
6 of one, half a dozen of another. They both appeal to children.

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>>14626156
>in bed
>thinking about diapers
>reach to grab diaper from nightstand
>lizard was lying in wait
>bites me on the hand
>hand hurts, grab diaper with other hand
>masturbate with diaper
>realize I'm late for work
>make coffee
>make toast
>eat piece of toast
>shower
>shave
>go down to car
>start the engine
>pull out of driveway
>diaper in car
>put diaper in glovebox
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>change radio station
>pacifier hanging from rearview mirror
>pacifier in mouth
>take right turn
>drive straight 5 miles
>stop at stoplight
>start moving again
>take diaper out of glovebox
>put diaper back in glovebox
>make it to work on time with no issue
>hand still hurts from lizard

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>>14626247
well... same with Minecraft, Pokemon and Fortnite

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>>14626286
Here's the thing, I'm not claiming they don't. It's always the nijiniggers stirring shit.

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>>14626326
>(((Dragoon))) bait thread
>Niji
???

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>>14626269
>at the gym
>wearing diaper under gym shorts
>about to do heavy set of squats, 315lbs
>bar on back
>squat down
>manage to push my way back up from one rep
>exhausted from intense workout
>go to the locker room
>drink bottle of creatine from gym bag
>diaper in gym bag
>place diaper in random locker
>go to the showers
>take normal shower
>change clothes
>go out to car
>set out to go back home
>diaper in car
>put diaper in glovebox
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>change radio station
>pacifier hanging from rearview mirror
>pacifier in mouth
>take right turn
>drive straight 5 miles
>stop at stoplight
>start moving again
>take diaper out of glovebox
>put diaper back in glovebox
>make it back home
>hang pacifier on rear view mirror

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>>14626424
last one I promise
>at vatican city
>all the bishops and everything are congregating
>see what all the commotion is about
>diaper on pope
>want to retrieve diaper from His Holiness without making a scene
>diaper in jacket
>retrieve diaper from jacket
>go to take pope hand for handshake
>attempt the "cotton ball in ear" magic trick to get diaper from pope
>succeeds and retrieve pope diaper in flawless condition
>decide to go back to home country
>board plane
>diaper on plane
>treat myself to the spare by unloading in the one I'm wearing and swapping into the fresh one in the plane bathroom
>plane lands, trot out wearing fresh diaper
>phone an uber
>driver is a friendly guy, not very good at english
>I ask him if he's down the the diaper subculture
>he has no idea what the fuck I'm taking about
>hands me his business card as I exit the car, he sells refurbished vacuum cleaners
>go to wear I parked my car
>get in
>start the engine
>diaper in car
>add pope's diaper to glovebox
>drive straight 2 miles
>turn radio on
>turn right
>drive straight 3/4 of a mile
>turn radio off
>arrive home

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about Selen's face that makes tribalfagging retards use it for their garbage threads again and again?

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>>14619550
>>14619675
>not even denying it

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>>14618200
>spamming anons are actually shotas in sailor outfits