森カリオペ

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A thread for the discussion of Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

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Mori’s general would be better without ritualposters.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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Ritual posters should kill themselves for forcing their unfunny shit

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>>14295730
There's just something about it that clicks for me. I liked both Boogie Voxx collabs and EoaL was amazing but this might be the one I like the most out of her recent songs. Music video is great as well, probably rewatched it another two times just to see that dance at the end.

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remember to love your Mori

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mori farts erotic

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>>14295730
some people don't like it or the autotune but think it's a certified bop

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>>14295867
Giant Mori Love

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Ritual posters welcome

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>>14295730
Yeah, I like it.

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>>14295730
Yes, perfect driving song, probably why it has been so popular on JP radio already. Also a good club song, as it was obviously intended to be

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森りん頑張って!!

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>>14295730
ye

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>>14295972
Be careful, there have been multiple documented cases of people having accidents while listening to the reaper's music.

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>>14295972
>>14296158
Remember to film it if you do get in a crash!

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>>14295943
The 5’6” amazoness…

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>>14296158
yeah I've seen that oddly enough

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>>14295972
Huh, is there something saying it's actually doing well on the radio? That's great to hear. Getting a song on the radio seems like a big achievement to me.

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>>14296158
remember to ask for calli's signature when you meet her

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I asked because the views are surprisingly low despite how good the song is (for me at least), but I hope it will also blow up like 3:12.
Also not a numberfag, just want Calli's song to get even more publicity than this.

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>>14296377
I assume the problem is that Taku's main audience isn't on YouTube.

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>>14295730
Meh. The verse is good, but the track isn't anything special. It's a made for radio type which I don't mean as a compliment, because there's really nothing special about it. A quality remix can easily outshine it. Plus I'll always dislike noticeably autotuned Mori.

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>>14296377
I wouldn't worry about things out of your control like that. You have to remember that a large portion of Mori's audience aren't up to date on songs she's featured on outside of her channel, even when she boosts them. It's the same reason CROWN has fewer views. Hell, remember that a bunch of newbeats thought TGRIALS and Bully were new songs when the MVs dropped. It's not like low numbers are going to stop her from still doing collabs or different styles in the future.

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>>14296377
3:12 is superior though

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it blows my mind that YYJ is getting airplay it shows how big out boy is now

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>>14295806
uh deadbeats? explain?

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>>14297007
Explain what?

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>>14297147
not that anon but:
>"Showing of my Bra"

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>>14297007
Yes pls show me

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https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1468582299717738502
HERE COMES HOPE!

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>>14297338
I bet hope comes a lot

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>>14297437
Anon, you can't post porn on this board

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>>14296224
Does anybody have that video of the deadbeat crashing?

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>>14297425
Yeah, with me.

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>>14297579
Go to bed Moririn

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I want More-i. Why is there Less-i?

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>>14297613
because she is Sleep-i

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>>14297007
she's showing how big her cup size is what's the big deal?

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>>14297792
Yeah, those silly newbeats
we already knew she was a G cup

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>>14295867
I love Mori's tits

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>>14297007
>>14297437
uwa

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I don't care about her BMI she's still cute!

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>>14298045
Same desu

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>>14298045
>filename
Got a secret to share?

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What ONE hint will Mori have in her new dress?

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>>14298179
our wedding ring

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Yona yona journey is a banger, definitely adding it to my playlist. It's a club song, but the sax gives it this melancholic vibe too. MV is very fitting, I think.

I'm so proud of my boy, I love her so much.

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>>14298179
Rose ornament

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Deadbeats look like this?

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>>14297007
Our Mori likes to tease us a lot, not much else that needs to be explained.

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>>14297600
No. https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1468629793281572867?t=A6wOUa37_OHnLgGE9RpG1w&s=19

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>>14298232
HIRyS!

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>>14297007
"Big Surprises" please understand

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This man sure is handsome, isn't he?

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>>14298351
I want to fuck his tits, no homo.

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>>14298351
I wonder what kind of interactions he will have with a lady bird

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>>14297437
I love this image so much

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>>14298259
Satoshi Tokushige is a handsome dude.

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>>14298351
No.
>Hah?!

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>>14298402
>Ohh look, it's the former first lady of the United States of America!
>Say, how was it being married to former United States of America president Lyndon Baines Johnson?

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>>14298481
kek
Good one, anon. You got me there

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>>14297843
and she has a nice fat ass too

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>>14295806
Tummy

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I like to imagine Calli as "the chubby one" but everyone is just too nice to bring it up

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>>14298906
Calli has a slight tummy and some thick thighs. Mori is an athletic goddess with abs.

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>>14298804
>ignoring the delicious underboob

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>>14298906
>he doesn't know

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>>14298133
as long as she's not a landwhale I'll love her no matter what

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This week has been incredible. Great streams, hilarious moments, actual screams, insightful talk from her about how she views streaming and vies us (She loves us and takes precautions to not ruin anything for us.)
She says she has the best fanbase, well we have the best oshi.

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>>14298906
>>doesn't know about her massive moris
>>doesn't know about booty stank
A-anon.....

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>>14299135
>actual screams
Okay show of hands who jumped when that happened?

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>>14299135
>She says she has the best fanbase, well we have the best oshi.
Yeah, pretty much this.

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>>14299196
o/

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>>14299135
>She says she has the best fanbase,
And she's wrong with how schizophrenic this general is.

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>>14299437
it doesnt matter because she would had said the same if she had teamates, takos, chumbuds or KFP as fanbase instead of us

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So say I wanna drop some support for Milky. Would it be better to SC her or do whatever they do in Twitch?

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>>14299589
Twitch, by far. Susan is a greedy cunt who snatches a higher share.

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>>14298974
It doesn't make sense with her bra/undershirt, but at least it has the fishnet part unlike the waterring picture

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how big is her butt? do we have any pics of it?

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>>14299452
But then it wouldn't really be *her* fanbase, would it? Yes, if she was a hic gremlin or a eurostacy or a babyshark she'd have a fanbase that reflects those traits instead. But her own idiosyncratic style (plus her deliberate efforts to filter out anybody who *can't* handle said style) attracts the sort of fanbase she loves and respects.

>>14299437
You're not basing your entire opinion of her fanbase off of the 100-200 assholes >here, are you? Even Your Boy hasn't been that much of a dumbass since debut

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>>14299609
And what is it in Teitch they do besides buying membership?

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>>14299135
couldn't agree more I love this bitch

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>>14299589
what >>14299609
said but also if you really want to you can send Milky more money through Twitch

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>>14299196
It's very difficult to startle me, but it was 3AM and I was engrossed in a project while listening on the side, so there was no way I couldn't.

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>>14299903
But do you love loving this bitch, or do you hate loving this bitch?

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>>14299779
Nta but a fanbase that circlejerks itself with how amazing their community is is disqualified from being best. Let me know when the grand majority of the 1.8 million Deadbeats, outside of the handful of artists and creators in general, do anything of note to deserve that praise.

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>>14299678
got me trippin'

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>>14299678
as big as her tits. speaking of which, how are the hips measured for women? she said her bust is just the same size as her butt, can probably get a rough number out of that

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>>14299678

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>>14299996
I'm not disagreeing with you but I'm curious; what do you think is worthy of praise? Not everyone can create or be an artist.

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>>14299196
I was actually dozing off and that shit woke me the fuck up

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>>14299993
I used to hate that I fell in love with her but I just love her and just about everything she does and I overall love seeing her happy and enjoying herself

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>>14300079
If one can't create, just live their best life like Mori would want. And I mean earnestly, not this half-assed patting each other on the back for just hitting the subscribe button.

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>>14300264
Uh, how do you know if someone isn't already doing that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l0f7PUYJuk

I think we can all agree that Mori has gone too far this time

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>>14298906
You don't have to be "too nice" because there's nothing wrong with it, whether true or not.

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>>14300353
Oh fucking no

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>>14299196

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>>14300353
I'm actually not sure how Chammers will do with this. Mori and Iroha both kept level heads while playing but this is a different beast

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>>14300461
Respect the chama.

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>>14300461
She'll do well, she's the Getting Over It queen of Hololive after all.

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What are the odds that
1) Mori is allowed to use this song in her own performances
&
2) She'll get a chance to do this choreography in 3D some day

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>>14300353
>I think we can all agree that Mori has gone too far this time
Whatcha gonna do about it, faggot? You think she won't get away with it again? Think again! She ALWAYS gets away with it!

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>>14300564
Suzy did 3:12 at her concert, InoTaku seems like a pretty good guy to work with

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>>14300079
>Not everyone can create
That's where you're wrong, bucko

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>>14300480
>>14300517
True, maybe she'll be Mori's biggest competition in a tournament

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>>14300755
OK let me rephrase, not everyone has the skill to create something extraordinary or the passion, time and drive to improve on it. Some people just want to play or draw casually.

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>>14300074
how does her butt smell, bros
i need to know

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>>14300967
fuck off smellfag

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>>14300989
no

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Woah that new song is hella lit. I didn't cry or anything when I saw the Yakuza dance but I felt a strong and rare emotion and that's a great review.

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>>14300353
hail Godchamaa

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Is this real merch or something just made for the MV? I think I remember something like this coming out of AX but I'm not too sure

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>>14301202
Nah, the thing that came fromAX was phone holder.

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>>14301202
either way, i am now willing to own a second piece of Default Mori merch

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Tomorrow, our boy is ELEGANT
Like real classy n' shit.

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>>14301305
which is the first? a default Mori shirt?

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Going to In-N-Out anyone want anything?

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>>14301511
borgar

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>>14301511
get me some fries well done

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>>14301511
yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>14300461
Chama is a being of many talents and mysteries. You might know her as the shitposting spider-eating weirdo who plays Getting Over It with her feet but she's also the most competent builder in Minecraft and surprisingly competent at valorant for instance. She might show insane level of competence at Jump King and I wouldn't bat an eye.

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>>14301511
i want two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

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>>14301511
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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>>14301676
>>14301605
I sure hope you guys work out to match that intake

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>>14301676
>with a shinitummy squeeze

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Thoughts on this bitch?

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>>14301676
We serve food here, sir.

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>>14301690
Orange-chan...

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>>14302072
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

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>>14302072
I've been told she's able to get away with it. Not sure if that's true though.

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>>14302072
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH

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>>14302072
makes my heart feel funny

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Mori family love!

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>>14302072
she's my bitch

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>>14302072
She's very cute and I want her to succeed and now I'm being influenced into helping her friend too.

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>>14302072
I love her like you wouldn't believe

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>>14302072
I hate that I love her so much

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>>14302072
crazy in bed

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>>14302072
I love her. God I wish we could be together! I bet she's a great cuddler, I think I could get her to slow down a little sometimes. Watching dumb movies together would be nice. Want to rut her violently. Would love to have her bounce verses off me, I can come up with some good rhymes now and then. I admire how motivated she is. Fuck, she deserves better than me. How is it possible she makes me feel like this? I thought I managed to numb myself to the world years ago. SHIT FUCK I HATE HER WHY COULDN'T I JUST GO ON WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT HER NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING GOD please I love her I love her I hate that I love her

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>>14302072
Ambitious and strong willed bitch

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>>14303031
It's ok anon, just love your Mori and everything will go well. Eventually you will reach Nirvana thanks to your Mori, just chill

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>>14302072
I love this hard working girl. She motivates me to go hard at my job.

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post your Moris and say what you like about her most I'll start what I like about her most is her determination

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I love her tits!

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>>14303384
I like the way she pronounces malding.

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>>14303384
I love how excited she gets when she's passionate about something

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>>14303531
what got me the most is how the pronounces Ouroboros and Clafable

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I just had a Mori dream where I was celebrating some cousin's birthday, but suddenly she arrived at the party as a guest. I was flipping the fuck out in my head and sat in the corner too scared to introduce myself. It's so painfully sad because that would be my reaction irl too.

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>>14303384
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

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>>14303747
Once again,the fanbase reflects their Oshii

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Wdyd if you find (or see) Mori irl?

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>>14303947
say hi call her a nerd

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>>14303947
Depending on the situation leave her alone or say hi and try not to be bothersome.

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>>14303947
Rape.

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>>14303947
hand over her uber eats order

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>>14303947
scramble for goldfish and then give them to her.

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>>14303947
say Fuzzy Pickles!

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>>14303031
Every since Mori talked about how her love for her friends is overwhelming I couldn’t help but imagine what she would be like as a romantic partner. She would probably write special songs for you, shower you with thoughtful gifts, be extremely devoted, and always want to plan fun dates. She’s perfect….

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>>14304274
the divorce arc would be the most painful

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>>14304274
>>14304353
Stop it.

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It's a hat, right?

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>>14304274
for sure you could tell she would be very loving and caring just very sweet overall

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This “battles without honor” movie isn’t that great pretty sure Mori’s yellow fever just acting up again

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>>14303031
>>14304274
Why must you remind me of this painful existence.

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You know, it's easy to find girls "like Mori" if you look through sites like Tinder. Weeb, edgy, emo/alt, the whole shebang. They mostly seem fucked in the head though.

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>>14303947
I'd ask her for an autograph from her proto-persona without mentioning Mori at all. Show off her discography on my phone. I genuinely love her other work, and I think she'd really enjoy hearing that. Plus she gets TONS of love on Mori, so it'd be something unique.

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>>14304274
Realistically speaking she would be way too busy and would unintentionally ghost in favor of spending an extra hour writing, recording, or practicing dance

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>>14305296
she's the "too busy" type huh....

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>>14305296
just like my mother

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>>14305194
Yeah but they aren't Mori, just bad copies of her. This whole "find your own Mori" was always such a scam ones you realize she is one in a million.

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>>14305561
>1 in 1M
With 7.75 billion beings on Earth, there are approximately 7,750 who are like Mori.

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>just learned I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow at around the same time of Mori's outfit reveal
DESU this wouldn't have been as bad if it weren't for other stuff that was being announced although it was already leaked and I know what it is

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Any of you do music reps? Have you ever tried covering Mori's songs?

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>>14306245
A couple anons here have, but I myself haven't touched my keyboard in years

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>>14297007
She sure likes doing this.

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>>14297007
Is this on purpose or do I need my meds?

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>>14298745
I thought she was dorito body

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Man, I’m so fucking glad that of all the English speaking vtubers out there, my Oshi just happens to be living in the same time zone as me. I’m able to catch her most of the time because of that, and I feel so much closer because we have the same waking hours.

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>>14306450
God I want to crunch up her cheese dusted cornbody for sustenance so bad bros....

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>>14306450
>I thought she was dorito body
A what?

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>>14306450
As Gura put it, that ain’t a dorito, that’s an hourglass.

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>>14304274
Anon pls... I can only take so much without going ghost

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>>14306450
Does this imply huge shoulders and slim lower body?

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>>14306625
we know flipbeat

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>>14306691
https://youtu.be/gZ9knZcXo4Y?t=81

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>>14306832

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Thread is dead
Post or Sexy Moris

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>>14307285

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>>14307285

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>>14305806
You guys are idiots, get multiverse Moris

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>>14303031
Ghostlingchama...

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Cooliope

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>>14303384
I love the way she giggles

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>>14303384
She just uhh, seems nice, y'know?

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>>14308061
Untrue!!

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This just came up in my recommended, how have I never seen it before?
https://youtu.be/PB6XfEwR5uI

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Takomori delivery

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I like Mori

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I love Mori

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I adore Mori

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MOORI LOVE

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I HATE how much I love MORI

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I have feelings toward the Vtuber Calliope Mori that could be interpreted as love in certain lights

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>>14309326
thanks

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I was Mori

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Today is opposite day.

I fucking hate Mori

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>>14311574
Hi Mori. I love you.

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I hate fucking Mori

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>>14311574
Oh shit Calli is in the thread

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>>14311574
Hi whori

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I love Mori, no homo (but that too)

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>>14311954
>N N N N
SHES GONNA SAY IT

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Ich liebe meine Mori

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>>14312019
Nein, sie ist meine Mori

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>>14312020
One of my favorites. I hope the dress has white in it. A white and red focus would be a beautiful addition to her wardrobe.

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>>14312020
Simple and elegant with nice colors, I like it

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I want white with red on the bottom becoming a pattern of of spider lilies towards the top

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Lots of talk about the dress, but what if there is a visible FRILLY BRA poking out of her dress?

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>>14312077
UNSERE MORI

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You're all wrong! It's a cape!

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Je t'aime mori

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Made another...

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I wish Mori could get an official dlc collab with jump king. I would definitely buy if she was the babe at the top.

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>>14312897
If so, I want to play as a skeleton Jump King

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>>14303947
Probably say I'm a fan of satan squares and ask for an autograph.

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>>14312947
Yeah I want a dlc where jump king has died and now he's a skeleton that has to jump to the top of the underworld to get to the mountain top.

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>>14312844
This Mori's smug aura mocks me

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I want to hear her sing What Is Love

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>>14313327
I need an 80's themed karaoke from Mori.

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You guys need to start thinking outside the box.

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>>14313046
>4 levels
>Get a vague hint from IRyS at the beginning about the babe at the top
>Get to the top each time and find a different Myth girl
>No Mori
>once you've beaten all the levels, replay the first
>Just into a hole now on the first screen
>Fall into the Underworld
>Fall past Death-Sensei who goes "sup?"
>Massive faceplant into the floor
>Mori comes over asking if you're good

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>>14312844
nice one anon

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>>14313468
https://twitter.com/asas____asas/status/1468738689572515845

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>>14313468
Based, I love my Mori's face.

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>>14313468
i love default Mori!

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>>14313584
I've never seen her make this exact expression on stream.

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>>14313612
its probably the update to her expressions she asked for

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>browse latest tagged tweet
>post picture itt
>get that person on bountybeats list

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how much would you pay for a default Mori NFT

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>>14313871
pretty sure hes on it already

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>>14313941
Mori wouldn’t want me to buy stupid shit like that.

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>>14314008
If asas asas isn't on the list already then bountybeat has failed in every regard

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>>14314536
Mori buys scamcoins

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>>14314752
I bet she was thinking of buying sharkgirl coin

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>Mori will never ask you plainly to keep saying those fuck words to drive 'em insane

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I know >we like to shit on deadbeats, but we aren't actually the most schizo right? You know what they say about fanbase reflecting their oshi. I don't want to believe it if true...

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她是完美的

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>>14315349
Don't worry about it - I'm not schizo and neither am I.

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cowliope moori

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She's even the best at gifts.
https://streamable.com/kgxmh7

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>>14315908

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>>14315349
Normies help even out fanbases; luckily for us, Most of us are on the older side, while other EN fanbases are saddled with younger age groups.

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>>14315916
As if Mori couldn't get any better, giving people you know merch with your face on it as gifts is the best. Even better if she signed it.

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>>14316093
That pillow has mori's scent on it

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>>14315349
>You know what they say about fanbase reflecting their oshi. I don't want to believe it if true...
https://youtu.be/JFAkojHSeHE?t=14285

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>>14316063
i dont know theres been a surge in fetusbeats around lately...

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>>14295815
>>14295846
>>14295827
Kawaiiope poster should stay. He was here since the start, and Mori likes it.

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>>14316093
Funniest thing would be if she signed the thigh with permanent marker, like a tramp stamp.

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>>14316157
So which one of you has the guts to SC asking her what kind of deodorant she uses since she can't get Old Spice in Japan?

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>>14316198
Plus we can't kick Gura out like that. She is our strongest ally in the battle of making Mori cuter than usual.

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>>14295806
Great start to the thread, bunch of "i don't give a shit about her i just want her to solo stream for ME" bitches. I know that you would watch 12h of her doing literally nothing but not everybody is a parasocial weirdo who never touched a woman in their life. Maybe sometimes you should use your "popularity" in chat and actually encourage her to push her boundaries instead of going "oh you are ok my queen just don't change anything ever!". And stop with the sleep schedule shit already, she said it herself that it has been fucked since joining Hololive and she is still up at those late hours anyway so it's just empty words. You niggers are the reason she reclined so much and i kneel to deadbeats for pushing Mori into version 2.0

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>>14317552
you can just ask for (you)s anon
i'll give you one but just ask next time

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>>14317552
What?

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deadbeats we gotta pump those numbers up for the algorithm

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>>14317552
anon did you forget your meds today

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>Maybe sometimes you should use your "popularity" in chat and actually encourage her to push her boundaries instead of going "oh you are ok my queen just don't change anything ever!"
>And stop with the sleep schedule shit already, she said it herself that it has been fucked since joining Hololive and she is still up at those late hours anyway so it's just empty words.
Anon...your basic argument reps...

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>>14317552
anon, it's okay to admit that you forgot your meds.

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>>14315916
Damn that's such a power move.

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>>14317739
I did my part today!

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1468766663835525120

Deadbeats?

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>>14318253
What is she scheming!?!

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>>14318253
>>14318287
Jump King tournament where first prize is reaper pussy

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>>14318253
i have NO idea what she could be planning
also dont look at the twitter profile of that dinosaur guy in the replies

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>>14318253
:}

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>>14318339
IRL Jump King stream!?

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>>14318253
The only thing I wonder is how Mori is going to make it fair. I can't imagine her not being the best at the game. Then again, maybe someone will have smoother jumps or know a faster path?

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>>14318253
yeah, im gonna skip that and GG if it happens, im not going to watch those crashes in the making

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>>14317552
So you are talking shit about Mori comparing her to Mori?
You should go and throw this in the other splits if you want more attention

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>>14318332
That cunt with the coke nail thumbs up picture? He posts the exact one in every fucking reply he does to every vtuber tweet, it's bizarre, he must be some kind of extraturbo autismo

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>>14318933
yea, thats not a coke thumbnail thats a dinosaur claw

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I'm rewatching the spa ASMR for the hundredth time and I realize that it has been a month since her last ASMR. I require a new dose asap.

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>>14319158
Too bad that my misophonia doesn't allow me enjoy ASMR

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Deeadbros do you think Mori will show up to chamma's jump king stream ?

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>>14319591
Yes

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>>14318743
depends how they do it. if we have mori casting it it could be really fun

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>>14319077
First of all, holy autism batman. Second of all, how did you know this anon

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>>14319828
because he has dinosaur feathers up and down his arms so i made the conclusion by extrapolating

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>>14318933
Dinosaur fans are just like this. You don’t turn paleontology into your special interest unless you’re a manchild or legitimately autistic. 60 year old scientists are the exception.

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>>14318332
>>14318933
>>14319828
>>14320016
Don't be so mean on him. The way the tweets so innocently is kinda endearing. I checked him out weeks ago and turns out he tweets like that to quite a lot of vtubers he follows and the indies find him adorable and endearing. One 2view even called him handsome.

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>>14320162
Some dudes never grow out of the Zoobooks phase I guess. And honestly there's worse things to be a turboautist about I guess.

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>>14320162
>>14320260
He's harmless and supports mori. He even shows up in chat from time to time. That's more than you can say about most people itt

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>>14320319
>>14320193
to be fair i didnt say anything mean about him and the other guy only called him a turbo autist which is kinda true and kinda sounds cool.
or maybe when we all meet behind the familymart to fight i dont wanna be up against a dinosaur skeleton

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>all these dinosaur antis in this thread
dragon fuckers OUT, this is a DinoCHAD thread

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>>14320319
Like I said, there's worse things to fixate on. Dude can probably keep a conversation going.

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I used to hate the color pink, but now I love it because it makes me think of Mori.

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if you could take the form of any skeleton for a deadbeat brawl, what kind of skeleton would you be?

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>>14320789
I just went to look at his profile and found his youtube. My man can barely hold a conversation with himself, to say nothing of his Life of Brian-ass speech impediment. I wonder if all those tweet replies he sends ending in "my friend" means his genuinely believes he's friends with these vtubers

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>>14318253
>Holopro
Mori isn't retarded enough to try and include the homos in the tournament, right? It's fine for a Guilty Gear tournament since none of the JPs play GG but Jump King would result in lots of potential JPs not joining.

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She looks so good, aaah I want the full version.
https://twitter.com/you_kururu/status/1468576719032709123?s=20

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>>14321216
fuck those weak minded JPs who are afraid of males

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>>14320983
I want to be a bone cancer skeleton deadbeat. I'd use my protruded spikes as weapon

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>>14321216
It's not like they'd have to interact. It'll probably be mori casting over a split screen of them racing.
I'm more worried of it being imbalanced since the stars are much better gamers.

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>>14321278
Dude stop falseflagging. They have their own reasons watch streams. Even some of the stars are reluctant to collab with the girls too, it's not just the girls.
Literally watch streams

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mo~~ri call~i~ope~ is one thicc bih~ lemme~ see that morussy~

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>>14321619
God damn, that is an old and stale meme.

I need to hear it again.

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What color is her PISS

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>>14321358
honestly it's much better if mori learns this sooner

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>>14316723
Important reminder that Gura is one of us, at the very least in spirit.
https://youtu.be/NRiBYjApl2A?t=8377

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>>14321358
Mori should give up on including the stars for events. I like them, but they will never be integrated with hololive.

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>>14320260
>>14320319
>>14320456
Nothing against him, yeah, was just speaking about Dinosaur fans in general. Didn’t mean anything too rude or personal. He just seems actually autistic, but it’s not like he’s a schizo or has done anything bad.

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>he's replying to himself again

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>>14297007
Members already seen her bras

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>>14322602
>Implying deadbeats aren't just retarded enough to fall for bait.

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>>14322422
>Why do you refuse to gain power Calliope?

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>>14322422
The absolute delight Goomba gets from giving Mori shit is some of the best content in all of Hololive

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>>14321071
Come on now. He’s done nothing to warrant being looked into further, or posted in here. Leave Dinobeat be.

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>>14320983
>-2 DEX
>+3 END

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>>14320983
DA NA NA NA NA NAAAA

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>>14321269
What is it, even?

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>>14323060
I am still surprised how much longevity that joke has. Like you open a DS3 stream and when they get to the catacombs there is a 50% chance the chat goes DA NA NA NANANA

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>>14321071
I know 4chan has rotted your brain, but when you go out of your way to dig stuff up about the some innocent guy just to bring it to the thread to make fun of him, you're a cunt.

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>>14323478
The fag is just trying to force some sort of discussion. Just ignore him

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>>14320983
None of you would be able to win. I have the power of cringe and Hime-sama on my side

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>>14316198
>and Mori likes it.
Of course, she likes it, some idiot paid for her to read it twice. If they didn't, she wouldn't have read it at all.

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>>14323905
>fgobeats
Sorry lads, she doesn't know anything about fate thankfully.

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>>14320983
I'd be the skeleton off to one side with a bottle of inconvenience store wine watching it all go down.

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>>14324145
She definitely made a show out of doing it the second time complete with enthusiastic yelling and reverb because she hated it.

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>>14324438
Anyone got a clip of both instances?

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Which old outfit is gonna get shafted harder for the next month or so?

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>>14324662
Reaper outfit since it’s also more formal

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>>14320941
Pink woman good.

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>>14324662
Dress doesn't have many occasions for use, so new one won't be used much

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>>14324910
I am now imagining Mori turning up to a zatsu wearing her new dress and saying she just wanted to look nice for her deadbeats.

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>>14322422
>Why do you fear the cute so much?

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>>14324730
Lowkey one of my favorite bits of Mori lore is that the heels on her reaper outfit are an intentional flex because it takes a pro to swing a scythe that big in heels

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>>14325037
Just don't make it weird this time asking her for a date in her new dress.

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>>14325037
At an unexpected date stream too

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>>14325170
>>14325180
Last year we got a Christmas date, I wonder what we’ll get this year?

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>>14325170
It's pretty evident that just asking her plainly is never gonna cut it. If you wanna take her out, you've gotta step your game up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JR9kIw38U

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>>14324662
Mori loves the second one and used it almost exclusively for a while. Original costume will be shafted for everything but angst karaoke and tabletop is my bet unless she doesn't like her new outfit.

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>>14324662
>picture is missing the single thighhigh
this makes me angry as fuck

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>>14325443
I was surprised she wore her casual outfit in the last ttrpg session.

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>>14325170
>>14325371
>>14325419
Just compliment her on her new dress every chance you can. Say how she'd fit right in at a fancy gala and dinner.

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>>14325503
it's not as bad as when they put them on BOTH legs

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I love how Mori integrates lore into mundane shit about her past. Just keep up the kayfabe by putting "reaper" in front of it for blanket coverage, get deeper into it for more detailed stories. I love how she turned "I went to catholic school" into "Little Reaper Mori went to a school run under the Old Laws of the underworld, so it was much more strict. Mom didn't want this but Grandma and Grandpa Reaper did, so they paid a lot to send me there. I went against the grain a lot and got into a bunch of fights."
It just adds that little bit to her background and how she might have gotten initially recognized as a potential apprentice by Death-sensei

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Goodnight deadbeats, see you at our Mori’s outfit reveal.

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>>14326354
Good night

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>>14313612
It happened at one point during the last TTRPG. Held it for a couple seconds and everything, but I was too slow to get the capture.

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I like this one. Basically any of them that give respect to the leg.

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>>14325503
I tried my best

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MAMA MORI LOVE!

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>>14326974
I want to be Papa Mori

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Papa Mori being a roving pianist trying to hack it as a comedian is way too on brand for Mori.

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>>14327096
That's Papa Reaper though

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>>14326974
I'm interested in hearing her sing, but that'll never happen

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>>14327096
Papa Mori is the one who gets really enthusiastic about watching the news.

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>>14327360
who has the tattoos and sick haircut though?

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>>14327360
>>14327148
Sorry deadbeats, that's a reps failure on my part.

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>>14327430
reaper
thank god he never remarried this shit confusing enough with two dads imagine if she had two moms

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>>14326684
whori!

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>>14327510
I’m pretty sure he did remarry (mentioned stepsiblings) but Mori just doesn’t give a fuck about that one because she didn’t grow up with her.