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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Orca Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embed) (lembasbread) (flat is justice)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing (embed) (embed) (embed)
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>13946841

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Hello

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>>14012978
I can practically feel the green that's going to rush into my wallet soon

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>>14013110
Howdy

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3P Mahjong - a quick introduction

There's fittingly three reasons to play 3P:
- you're from Kansai
- you don't have enough friends for 4P
- Gold Room Ranked tilted you so hard when you played drunk and lost all your points that you learned it out of spite for that sweet sweet endorphine

3P Mahjong follows the same basic principles as 4P with a few twists due to only having 3 players:
- there is no North Seat, the North Wind is counted as an automatic Dora and you draw a new tile from the Dead Wall if you choose tó discard it.
YES, you CAN win off someone discarding a North this way.
- Man 2-8 (Numbers) are removed from the game. This makes Sanshoku-Doujun impossible and Tanyao much harder
- There is no "Chi"-calls in the game, you only get to Pon, making Tanyao and Pinfu a lot harder to get
- You start with 35000 points instead of 25000

Aside from that, it's just Mahjong, the difference is in statistics. Yakuman are much more probable because there's less variety of tiles in the game, ToiToi is the Go-To Yaku, and Hon-Itsu / Chin-Itsu are Kings. It takes a while to get used to but is just as fun. Numbers are bigger, so more fun.

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89195
(ggs in 4P)

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Now that I'm free from Mahjong hole, time to respond to the thread a bit.
>>14009411
If there's enough interest, I'll revive it and ask for a rework of the custom deck. We'll need to find a better client though, the last one was shit.
>>14009899
Oi. (ʘдʘ)
>>14011681
Based. Now Kenzoku will also have to get into Mahjong.
>>14012806
4.2M, but there will be several good greens today, I can feel it. Time to ride the trade equilibrium.

>> No.14013315

>>14013272
wrong board

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>>14013315
>reeeee people are having fun and aren't posting about their love for COCKS anymore

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>>14013175
dont shoot onegai
>>14013200
nothing much just got home, hbu

>> No.14013416

>>14013386
Clocks love!

>> No.14013438

>>14013301
have you considered Azala picture cards online?

>> No.14013449

>>14013301
>Based. Now Kenzoku will also have to get into Mahjong.
i said i would last time, it’s just not the right time now. later maybe

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We've had some good games but now it's adjustment and sleep for me or my keyboard and head are gonna have a collision
>>14013272
I don't think I'm gonna ever play 3P, but thank you
>>14013403
Just finished a hard day's work Mahjong Soul, give it a try sometime, thanks for asking

>> No.14013552

>>14013315
What are you talking about, this is the mahjong board
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_xVR6i7Yi50

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>>14013503
you'll get to it eventually after wasting hours in 3:0

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>>14013553
Maybe I will, the future is uncertain
Not anytime soon though
I'mma save that advice in a text document

>> No.14013750

>>14013272
someone join..

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>>14013750
guess it's around Adjustment time, they're all shitting

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>>14013503
like my oshi, i am a retard irl so no thanks, i like reading you guys' posts about it tho

>> No.14013838

>>14013800
Hop in at some point, you might be surprised by how easy it is to pick up

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>>14013800
I'm retarded, too, but that doesn't stop me. Just channel your inner autism and you'll be fine

>> No.14014241

Ohhh I need to shit

>> No.14014411

I swear to god if this is a green day...

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Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>14013301
>get into Mahjong
Maybe in a week or so, this week isn't really ideal for me to sit and learn and play Mahjong, probably could try a bit this weekend though.

>> No.14014636

>>14013272
>room creator left
there's still room!

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>>14013272
>- There is no "Chi"-calls in the game, you only get to Pon, making Tanyao and Pinfu a lot harder to get
How does it make pinfu harder?

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post 'em

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Chloe :: $9,891.89
>Subaru :: $5,708.22
>Ollie :: $3,928.96

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 41)
>Fubuki :: -$11,052.29
>Miko :: -$8,241.01
>Flare :: -$5,130.95

Overall Average Adjustment is -$525.27
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,062.08
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,724.29

Don't get baited, spend wisely, get ready for divvies tonight, and don't forget to vote in the Players' Choice poal for today: http://poal.me/mal9de

See you in 10 hours.

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>>14014932
what is this graph called?

>> No.14015057

>>14015042
its called not daytrading and waiting for dividends

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>>14014932
>Incline on a red day
We're gonna be fine.

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>>14014932
Even bakku bakku can't save me from all those reds.

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>>14014687
tl;dr: you're statistically much more likely to draw dragons and winds, anything other than a Pair of Not-your-wind prevents Pinfu
27*4 Tiles good for Pinfu, 7*4 tiles bad for Pinfu, now 8*4 Tiles are removed from the game.
I phrased it dumb, what I mean is not the calls rule making it harder but the overall amount of tiles existing in general.
I'll explain Pinfu anyways.

>Wait what? And what the fuck is a Pinfu and what isn't then?

Pinfu's actual meaning is "a 0-fu hand"
now what the fuck is "Fu"?
Any classic Riichi Mahjong scoring Table has a Han and Fu graph. We all know Han, Red Dragon is one han, Chiitoi is two Han, Hon-Itsu closed is three etc.
Fu is the sub-scoring unit you only actually need in really tight games to make the right decisions, and you might as well disregard it in online play (I know I do). There is actually a formula behind Fu with which you can calculate hands, but since Japanese people are lazy shits any Hand over 5 Han is capped at 8000 (Mangan) and so forth.
You get Fu for most things which are not a sequence, i.e. triplets, as well as your Wait and how you got those Triplets (having the Kan by yourself vs. calling the Pon then drawing the last tile). I won't bore you with the exact table and it's on Wikipedia but Pinfu requires 0 additional points, and this is where wait comes into play:
Pinfu can not be declared if you wait on an 8 in 7-8-9, or a 3 in 1-2-3, it always has to be the plain double-wait of 4/7 on a 5-6 and similar waits. Triple-Waits count as two double waits and so on, it can NOT be a Tanki (single Wait).
And Pairs of Dragons also give Fu by themselves, so do prevailing Winds (Round-Winds) and your Seat-Wind.

Here's the even longer version:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Mahjong_scoring_rules#Counting_fu

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>>14012858

>> No.14015516

>>14015488
>might buy sora

>> No.14015525

>>14015311
Ahh, I thought you specifically meant no chi made pinfu harder, hence my confusion. Isn't round wind yakuhai as well as seat?

>> No.14015555

>>14015488
Sorry, I already ate it.

>> No.14015588

>>14015488
>slow towa

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>>14015555

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>>14014932

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>>14014932
>>14016115
You are so cute together, post'em anon and imagine soundpost anon.

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>>14015525
yeah they are, which is also why they give Fu

In a game relevant note though, I did it. I manned up. 5 cycles left to 10010 because 10k is not divisible by 35.

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>>14016330
omedetou

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>>14004647
>In the case of the guy who does nothing but spend divs on gacha and tracks the data, do you track charms too? whats the charm:hat ratio
I do a lot more than just gacha, but no, I don't track the other items. Check the real oshiboard in the OP, you might be able to find what you're looking for in the "items" section.

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obligatory

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>>14017324

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>>14017324
congrats, brother

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smol smol orca, big big money

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big big orca, big big money

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>>14018233
today I shall join you in the ranks of players who refused to get cucked by big money

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>WU
≥GF doing ASMR
>Sex sounds
Good way to start my weekend

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>>14018916
cypher tied me when the oshiboard updated and 5xed for a while before I noticed. RIP me.

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>>14019009
the better the coin, the faster the fat cats.
Mikochi somehow over the course of this game established herself as an unmoveable pillar with at least 20k dedicated NEETs who are live every single stream

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>>14018968
>≥

>> No.14019710

>>14015488
>mahjong hour

>> No.14019812

>>14017356
mmm korone piss

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>>14017324
Congrats and welcome to the 10k miko club :^)

>> No.14020121

>>14016704
thanks ,
removing the ones whove overused the auction housegives a charm to hat ratio of 15:1 on the top 15 going by oshiboards numbers

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>>14020121
glad you could find what you were looking for!

>> No.14020211

Is this the sanma thread? Can we get a sanma hanchan going?

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>> No.14021661

>>14020211
We could even play regular 4p Mahjong now, probably.

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>>14021661
you guys always play when I'm asleep. let's go

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>>14019915
>>14022160
>>14021661

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81444
I'd also be up for Sanma

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For love! For courage! For friendship! Ron! Rising sun, Kokushi Musou 13-way wait!

Starting a 4-player lobby, standard rules. All levels of skill welcome!
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=95756

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>>14022444
Oh nyoo, I made a room at the same time.
Let's use yours.

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>>14022498
and I just left to join yours so here's the ultimate one
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41431

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>>14022555

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of course dancer is a nyagger
3:0

>> No.14022665

>>14022618
>room is full

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Shaolin Soccer looks like it's Movie #2 for tomorrow. Chinese or Eigo dub? is dubbed ever the correct answer?

>>14022665
ywn get to play mahjong with the bros

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>>14022800
>ywn get to play mahjong with the bros

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here's every market report ever and then some I keep getting rate limited, so it'll be a bit before the most recent ones are uploaded
https://postimg.cc/gallery/MzYQ9Gx

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>>14023276
Will we ever get a repeat of pic related

>> No.14023677

>>14023621
maybe we could do a christmas themed market report one

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>>14023621
>>14023677
finding all the art on my own wouldn't be that much more work, but that takes the fun out of it. here's an anchor. post art.

>> No.14023781

>>14023728
wasn't last time also done with people posting their art? And are you going with any theme in mind?

>> No.14023950

>>14023781
>wasn't last time also done with people posting their art?
supposedly
I count at least 6 images I gave up and picked on my own after getting nothing, ignoring the 5x Sankisei Maririns. that artist has drawn even more of those now, I'll fill the whole thing with em if I have to
>And are you going with any theme in mind?
not really. landscape format images work best.
unless you guys want to make it Christmas themed where possible. that would involve resetting the graphs if you wanted the actual Christmas theme, it didn't exist last time I refreshed the page, so even if I bring the theme button back, it's not available without manually copying all the CSS

>> No.14024213

Is the aggie today or tomorrow? I need to prepare to schizopost about it

>> No.14024232

>>14024213
it's tomorrow

>> No.14024321

>>14024213
the aggie always exist to schizopost about

>> No.14024882

I'm baking some new bread, an inspiration struck me. Does anyone have the .png of Mori's rapper cap hat?

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And now I'm tilted.

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you win some you lose some

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>>14024955
sorry

>> No.14025009

>>14024882
networth anon save this man

>> No.14025051

>>14025009
Networth anon?

>> No.14025100

>>14025051
The guy who makes the networths >>13975257
he probably has what you want

>> No.14025159

>>14025009
>>14025051
>>14025100
I have now realized my typo...

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>>14024955
Sorry...

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ohhh konnui

>> No.14025620

>>14025513
Based
you are not romanceanon? R-right?

>> No.14025638

Is this the mahjong thread?

>> No.14025656

>>14025638

Yeah

>> No.14025664

>>14025513
CAM ON FBK GET SAM FACKIN SHINIES
Based as always, love the collages

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>>14025513

>> No.14026404

If you're reading this thread, Network anon, please. Can you post Mori's rapper hat file?

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>>14026404
slightly morphed

>> No.14026535

>>14026489
Thanks. The bread is almost baked.

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>play lots of mahjong
>argue about cooking
>telenovela tier romance

we're old ladies

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Waaa... I lost again...

>> No.14026747
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>>14025513
>he saved the badge
I kneel

>> No.14026762

>>14026703
>I'm about to go take an afternoon nap
We really are

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>>14026762
I was supposed to woo a hag, not become one...

>> No.14026812
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>>14026762
>afternoon nap
What are you? 60?

>> No.14026818
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>>14026762
Next week in /nasfaqg/:
the gang learns Bridge

>> No.14026821

>>14026774
>took so long to find a hag that I ended up becoming one
nyo... is this how population replacement works?

>> No.14026860

>>14026703
fuck

>> No.14026863

>>14026818
Oh nyoo... I know how to play Bridge...

>> No.14026867

>>14026818
Not him but I actually do know how to play bridge

>> No.14026893
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>>14026863
>>14026867

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>>14026774
>>14026821
You know what does this mean? Time for me to woo you

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>>14026943

>> No.14026995

>>14026863
>>14026867
LMAO

>> No.14027019

>>14026812
Not taking that from the guy who fell asleep to SEPTM color bars

>> No.14027142
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>>14027019
>Society Engineers Picture and Television of Motion

>> No.14027175

>>14026863
>>14026867
>I also know how to play bridge
Bros...

>> No.14027217

>>14026893
>>14026943
>>14026995
>>14027175
I'M NOT A HAG

>> No.14027247

>>14026893
>>14026995
>>14027175
I accept my fate. Time to learn knitting.

>> No.14027283

>>14027247
.. I don't know bridge, but I can knit already...

>> No.14027300

I know knitting too... I've made hats and scarfs before...

>> No.14027309

>>14027283
OH NO NO NO NO

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>>14027283
>>14027300
nobody tell /hag/

>> No.14027356

>>14027217
Whatever you say, forever 17 and shit

>> No.14027359

>>14027318
Mmmm... Delicious /nasfaqg/ hags...

>> No.14027386

We're not little girls anymore, we are hags now

>> No.14027402
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>>14027356
>>14027359
what have I done...
>>14027386
josei? more like jobaba

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Oh no I just realized... We're literally spending our nasfaq retirement money doing hag things...

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>>14027420

>> No.14027539
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Stay tuned for another animated bread.

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>>14027539

>> No.14027612

>>14026703
don't forget
>constantly gossip about small niche celebrities

>> No.14027631
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>>14027539
i look forward to your work anon.

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>>14027631
My dick is exploding

>> No.14027775
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I'm going to go make eggnog, don't break the thread while I'm gone

>> No.14027793

>>14027420
Why are my retirement money increasing every week?

>> No.14027797

>>14027775
Quick, crosspost on /hag/ to get new players.

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>>14027775
>cums in your eggnog
>and on your thread

>> No.14027918
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Cunnychads... we lost this thread...

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>>14027918
>we

>> No.14028030

>>14027970
Oui.

>> No.14028195

fuck you guys I have always been a cute loli and I will never be a hag

>> No.14028215

>>14028195
bread love!

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>>14027918
Hold your ground! Hold your ground!
Men of Ina, of Rushia, my brothers,
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when our interest in cunny fails,
when we forsake our lolitas
and break all bonds of fellowship,
but it is not this day.
An hour of hags and shattered erections,
when the age of cunnychads comes crashing down,
but it is not this day!
This day we post cunny!
By all that you hold dear on this good board,
I bid you stand, cunnychads of /vt/!

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Why not both?

>> No.14028317

>tfw know crochet, bridge, sewing, and cooking
This is fine.

>> No.14028424 [SPOILER] 
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all this "cunny" or "hag" bulllshit shut the fuck up.
I just want to be truly loved, dont even matter which side of the coin anymore.

>> No.14028442

I guess the /nasfaqg/ retirement home is real

>> No.14028447
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>>14028252
I will not let this thread get taken over by hags

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>>14028447
I will not let this thread get taken over by cunny

>> No.14028554

>>14028442
We've all been hags larping about getting a real retirement fund this entire time.

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>>14028447
WE STAND TOGETHER

>> No.14028573

>>14028317
I must breed you

>> No.14028596

>>14028442
Oh nyoo, when /nasfaq/ players get old and abayo, do they go to the greener pastures?

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>>14028424
Bro...

>> No.14028732

>>14028424
Calm down bro, I'll knit you a sweater

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>>14028316

>> No.14028782
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I may be a hag in body but I will always be a cunny in spirit!

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>>14028803

>> No.14028865

>>14028782
Based. I'm also 12 Season 45.

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>>14028857

>> No.14029007

>>14028803
>>14028857
>>14028950
Don't make me post thatwebm

>> No.14029075

>>14029007
make it yourself dont take credit for others work

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Ohhh I need to play Mahjong

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>>14028316
Based

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>>14028316
>>14029179

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NEW AGGIE FOR THE WEEKEND IS UP!
https://aggie.io/h4g98nuvf5
Trying something new this week, we'll see how it goes.
All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!

>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC!
>Until when?
Chat will be on until Monday, 9:00AM Server Time, Drawing until Thursday or until it's done
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

>> No.14029442
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Is there anyone interested in mahjong with a new and somewhat tipsy player?

>> No.14029461

>aggiefaggots post their circlejerk on the thread
>thread quality immediately drops
Many such cases

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>>14017324
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 10010 MIKOBRO

>> No.14029536

>>14029442
You shouldn't drink grandma, it makes you fall asleep on the couch.

>> No.14029632

>>14029461
well you posted so this is true

>> No.14029716

>>14029536
It's the weekend and the grandkids aren't home I'll drink however much I want

>> No.14029886

>>14029716
your grandkids won’t be happy when their grandma dies of alcohol poisoning

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>>14029442
Creating a room, 4p east only game, will wait for sometime if anyone is interested

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56237

>> No.14031183

>>14031022
1 more spot left

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>>14031183
I'm trying to make an account

>> No.14031279
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>>14031208
We're 4/4 now
Get some AI matches in (under friendly matches) or create your own (same section) and see if anyone here joins

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>>14031279
Still trying to make an account, I feel stupid

>> No.14031356

>>14031329
Taking the tutorial? I made a couple mistakes on that as well

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>>14031356
No I didn't remember my yostar account

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>>14031673
Oh

>> No.14031860
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here's a second room if we have enough
Majsoul Friends Room 68957(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68957

>> No.14032109 [SPOILER] 
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A network

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Oh boy just got back now I can finally Mahjong.
Pardon the fact that I'm a filthy whale at day one.

>> No.14032675

>>14026703
Why is Noel old there?

>> No.14033389

Still playing?

>> No.14034126

>>14033389
There are 3 rooms and all of them are full

>> No.14034157
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Making the largest Bibi.
>>14034126
Welp have fun.

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>>14034126
>3 rooms
>12 players

>> No.14034299

the Hags grow stronger

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>>14027539
god I love effort OPs
played with people I know until now after we literally bullied two /nasfaqg/ out of the room

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>>14029470
10080 now because I didn't pay attention

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>>14035439
Onwards to 35035

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>>14036120
35353 was the agreed goal, any less and I'd do a disservice to smiles

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>>14031022
>>14029442
Thanks for playing with me everyone! Until next time!

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>>14036350
gg

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>>14036350
GG

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>>14036271
I just hit 3535 and didn't realize it

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>>14036640

>> No.14037334
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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.
captcha screw me over

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>>14037334
>19:00:01
>>14037391
>19:01:01

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>>14037334
>19:00:01
>>14037391
>19:01:01

exactly 1 minute apart

>> No.14038288

We really need to get this thread moving if we are to have the new bread before I go to sleep.
So, anons, director's board meeting. How was your past week?

>> No.14038468

>>14038288
too late, the aggie is on, this thread isn't dying anytime soon

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>>14038288
My week was going great until about 11AM server time when everything at work decided to go to shit. Wish I could post while I'm at work but the best I can do is lurk and make sure I don't drop my daily cycles.
Slowly working towards more and more oshicoin. Have a long way to go to even show up on the "real" oshiboard.

>> No.14038518

>>14038468
Oh nyoo...

>> No.14038918
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14038918

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,060,458, a 0.99% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 113,878. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 463,001 shares, or 6.56% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,752 shares, or 0.32% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Sora :: +8.7%
>Roboco :: +8.6%
>Choco :: +4.7%
>Laplus :: +4.1%
>Miko :: +3.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Lui :: -10.4%
>Koyori :: -9.3%
>Chloe :: -8%
>Ollie :: -3.4%
>Aqua :: -3.1%

1 coin (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
20 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $134,869.83, which is a decrease of 1.07% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $113,151,140,123.44, which is an increase of 1.13% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,026.03. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $10,441,848,572.54 in total market value, or 9.23% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $126,143,458.56 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Sora :: +32.4%
>Subaru :: +31.5%
>Sana :: +31.4%
>Ollie :: +29.9%
>Chloe :: +22%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Fubuki :: -35%
>Kronii :: -28.6%
>Miko :: -28%
>Flare :: -26.6%
>Aqua :: -21.8%

22 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $97,884,098, which is a decrease of 33.53% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $174,859,328.98 today, a decrease of 11.47% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 27):
>Lui :: +21.6%
>Choco :: +20%
>Chloe :: +19%
>Nabi :: +13.6%
>Civia :: +7.6%
>Watame :: +6.4%
>Fubuki :: +5.9%
>Sana & La+ :: +3.6%
>Marine :: +3.1%
>Kiara :: +2.8%

35 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Civia and Iroha not counted.
>3 coins (Reine, Pochimaru, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Koyori) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>13 coins (Hololive, Gura, IRyS, Pekora, Polka, Matsuri, Botan, Towa, Ayame, Ina'nis, Nachoneko, Ayamy, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>43 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Chloe :: $76.75 Down
>Miko :: $47.11 Up
>Fubuki :: $43.27 Up
>Marine :: $34.67 Up
>Rushia :: $27.78 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Mel :: $0.04 Down
>Koyori :: $0.16 Down
>Ayamy :: $0.29 Up
>Nachoneko :: $0.35 Up
>Pochimaru :: $0.38 Up

If you haven't already, vote for the Players' Choice this week: http://poal.me/mal9de

>> No.14039221

>>14038516
Go onwards, IRyStocrat! I believe in you.
Don't oshicoin too early, it will make you stall behind. Real oshiboard is dominated by players who have a lot of capital usually. Try to balance buying your oshi with good investing, and switch to much more oshicoining once you can buy the metacoins 24/7.

>> No.14039223

>>14038918
I LOVE YOU KOYORI

>> No.14039392

>>14032109
>Haatons selling their oshi
It’s sad to see more and more Haatons leaving Haachama for another girl.

>> No.14040375

>>14039392
Haachama left them first

>> No.14041540

>>14040375
Coco without a doubt influenced the young girl’s mind and turned her into a huge numberfag. Her first feet video was when Coco almost surpassed her in subscribers.

>> No.14041606 [SPOILER] 
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>>14037334
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Friday, December 3rd

>> No.14041771
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>>14038918
I’m happy that Sora get some love around here

>> No.14041849
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>>14041771
she'll go back to being ignored if the soda cycle doesn't come to fruition

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14041870

>>14039221
I'll do my best! I'm trying to make smarter plays as the crab has started in earnest.
I'm working on a program to automate my trading since >serverside trader never and managing trades takes up way too much of my meatspace free time now. Hit a minor snag when JP6 IPO hit and I have to rework my code.

>> No.14042008

>>14041849
Only Sora and Mori are treated as music channels by YouTube, right?

>> No.14042152
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>>14042008
So far...

>> No.14042271

I can't wait to life at everyone that thinks the brap cycle is what makes Mori valuable and that the same thing will happen to Sora.

>> No.14042473
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>>14042271
I'm already lifeing at you though

>> No.14042506

>>14042271
Brap cycle continously crashes her price and inflates her volume as people keep buying her, which leads to very long recovery times.
In other words, it makes Mori affordable. If Sora's price crashes every now and then, it will objectively make her a better coin.

>> No.14042576

>>14042473
how... did that happen? I'm not even tired

>> No.14042633
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14042633

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

The divvies are soon here! What coins do you think will give far larger divvies than usual? Which ones do you think will give less divvies than they usually would? Remember that there will be adjustments after the divvies!

>> No.14042731
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>>14042576
beats me. you're right though, Sora will not become Mori, she doesn't have the raw view count. getting all those extra music views will objectively make her a better coin. if AZKi got it, she'd probably improve a similar amount.

IRyS or Suisei getting it would break shit.

>> No.14042746

>>14042633
Come on Takoside! Fight for your life! Don't drop out of top 100!

>> No.14042834
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>>14042731
You know it's coming.

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>> No.14048499

>>14045247
Sometimes I wonder if my oshi was faking it. Her being a horrible human being behind the scenes is my worst fear.

>> No.14049102

Fuck you two in the Top 20 for getting Brain Power stuck in my head again.

>> No.14049563
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>>14048499
But Sio did nothing wrong.

>> No.14049737

>>14049563
God I want to fuck her so hard

>> No.14050800
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14050800

Don't buy Towa

>> No.14050825

>>14050800
>800
You heard the man!

>> No.14050863

>>14050800
>00
Digits don't lie! Selling all my Towa right as we speak

>> No.14050873

>>14050800
i promise I won't buy any more Towa until my divvies come in

>> No.14051165
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Cum in Towa!

>> No.14051551
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14051551

Here's the G.U.R.A. report for this week. It's been a while since I've explained what this is for, so let's go over it again for the newfags in the back.

The General Understanding & Ratio Awareness report covers the activity of the Top 20 open wallets in NASFAQ, and how they handle specific high-profile coins. This can be used to identify certain trends in the wealthier players, but shouldn't be taken as a roadmap to success. The coins listed as high-profile are typically very competitive coins that new players should only buy if on discount early on.
>If it's to help me identify dividend-based trends, why is it released 1 hour before dividends?
Because you should do your reps. The information presented here should be confirmation of what you already know or a very rough guide if you're really lost. Knowing this stuff isn't going to help you get ahead in the market. Probably.

The Top 20 experienced an overall networth loss of 3.01%, which is unexpected for an IPO week.
Total Assets increased by 9.34%.
Items Held increased by 8.99%.

The following players have at least 1 of each coin, and are thus awarded the UNITY award for this week:
>Tako Instruments
>Lolibaba
>Haachama's Duck
>CEO of Seaworld
>HeartAttack Financials
>Kitsune Holdings
>Her Priestess' Treasury
>Watomato

Here are the coins used for this week and how much the Top 20 hold of each:
>Highest Value - Koyori :: 34.6%
>Highest Volume - Calliope :: 41.1%
>Highest Dividend - Gura :: 46.3%
>Players' Choice - Sora :: 40.2%
>Players' Choice - Roboco :: 36.6%

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to inform you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.14051625

>>14051551
You should up the requirements for the unity awards, 1 coin is just too easy

>> No.14051687

>>14051551
>The Top 20 experienced an overall networth loss of 3.01%
this is crazy

>> No.14051868

>>14051625
What would be a more noteworthy requirement? 100 of each?

>> No.14052029
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>>14051551
>>Players' Choice - Roboco :: 36.6%

>> No.14052040

>>14051687
This can't possibly be compared to this time last week, aka before divs, unless a bunch of other people really fucked up, because I'm definitely not red.

>> No.14052172

>>14051551
this remix angers me, no soul

>> No.14052253

>>14051868
1 is fine, there are only like 4 people with at least 100.

>> No.14052299

>>14052253
-- because the requirement is only one.
>>14051868
100 is good

>> No.14052384

>>14028547
>that slightly chubby belly poking out from under her boobs
I AM ON THE SIDE OF CUNNY BUT I CANNOT BETRAY MY MASSIVE FUCKING ERECTION RIGHT NOW

>> No.14052493

>>14039392
im not leaving her, its quantum oshi, every haachama coin i sell now high, is 2, 4, 8, 16 haachama i can buy when im stronger
quantum oshi

>> No.14052659

>>14052493
if you are HeartAttack Financials I'd be more worried about Mori only being 300 coins away from overtaking in your oshi amount while selling her like that
if you are Duck then you still have a 3k margin so disregard that

>> No.14052702

>>14052493
>im not leaving her
As a former Haaton, you have my respect.

>> No.14052718

>>14052659
the other one

>> No.14052759

is this holofightz in haachamas new video, does she know? if she does does she know about us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfMvQ9TmJTc&t=27s

>> No.14052870
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>>14052759
>is this holofightz in haachamas new video, does she know?
absolutely, that's her

>> No.14052903

>>14052759
Someone sent her a compilation of Haachama fan content for Haachama Sunday a few months ago that included some fighting game, some other games and a HFZ clip. She's had specifically the HFZ clip looping on one of the TVs in her background for weeks now.
https://youtu.be/72tcLl8SDhI?t=4648

>> No.14053143
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>>14052040
Some people went green, but most of the Top 20 went red.

>> No.14053596
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how is your liquid friends? are you ready for divvies?

>> No.14053683

>>14053596
I have 5.6k, which is not even enough to buy a single Aki.

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>>14053596

>> No.14053911
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>>14053143
Damn, how did I manage to go green when I'm almost exclusively just buying only my fluffy tail coins.

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>$745 Towa dividends
Home...

>> No.14054219

damn gura divvies crashed hard

>> No.14054256
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14054256

5.3% honk are you fucking kidding me

>> No.14054296

HONK RIGGING THE MARKET AGAIN!

>> No.14054333

>>14053911
No clue. You'd think on an IPO week most people would be going green since you can really only make money on IPOs unless you go full retard. I double-checked the numbers and they're accurate. I don't have the numbers from last week for the Top 100, so I can't check to see if it's a systemic thing.

>> No.14054481

Sana is on the way to mamacoin divs...

>> No.14054510

>8%
It’s lower than last week

>> No.14054536
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14054536

It's over Kenzoku, I have the high ground.

>> No.14054557

honk please activate op:bog

>> No.14054585
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14054585

honk you nigger

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>>14054536
You fool. You never had a chance in these parts.

>> No.14054961

honk you nigger give me my divvies

>> No.14054982

>>14054659
those are some chernobyl lookin bibis you have there

>> No.14054989
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14054989

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Late for 2nd straight week ;_;

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>> No.14055032

>>14054982
I am the Ultimate Kenzoku.

>> No.14055063

>>14055032
tower quit though

>> No.14055145
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And you know tomorrow will be red as fuck because everything is overbought today.
Bibi arc is over, subonku arc is start

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>>14055063

>> No.14055217
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revised Haaton wallet analyzer shit didn't actually calculate anything in the other columns for JP6. it's fixed now.

>> No.14055293
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>>14054585
where were you when fucking fubuki roboco and sora are the top div coins now
we are in a new age

>> No.14055336

>>14055293
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
take me back, not like this

>> No.14055406
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>>14055217
>wallet analyzer shit
that was not intentional, no pun was intended. meant to say
>shit, the revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet
I am going to sleep.

>> No.14055889
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14055889

>Marine still showing 0 views for today
>too tired to double check anything
this is just poi at 9 AM vs poi right now

>> No.14056154
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>>14055293
The originals...

>> No.14056366
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14056366

what the fuck happened to the divs this week

>> No.14056389

each time that i think this is the week wherein i will get my target divs, it always crash hard. honk you bastard

>> No.14056422
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14056422

mogu...

>> No.14056519

Shitty divs this week. Looks like I won't be getting my oshi's crown anytime soon.

>> No.14056658

>>14056422
Did they have sex or something? Mogu please, I want 100m too.

>> No.14056885

>IPO week
>Most of the Top 20 goes red despite making fat stacks off of the IPO
>Dividends are a wet fart on IPO week
It's obvious that either the dividend formula calculated 5 values of 0 and pulled everyone's divs down, or honkler intentionally fucked the dividends to offset the money made from IPO.

>> No.14057761
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14057761

>1 week streak of finishing the day in green numbers is in danger
>Even daytrading can't save me because almost all my coins went red
>Divs
>Green numbers again
Feels good man.

>> No.14058059

>>14056519
You will never beat Lolibaba

>> No.14059343

>>14058059
I believe I can, at least in the long run. I've closed the gap many times before.

>> No.14060735
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14060735

nooooo no vegable nooooo fish YES

>> No.14061509

so how do we go forward, are we going to see 200000 sora out of >joe and cypher or something
is this just a one week dip

>> No.14061825

>>14061509
she got 60m views this week, she'll be going back in the bin soon enough

>> No.14062531

>>14059343
Is he buying Gura x5 all the time?

>> No.14063253
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I just woke up, why I only got 45m in divs?

>> No.14063958
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>>14062531
Yeah recently he's been buying x5 all day. I'm just going to continue buying coins until the amount in divs I receive allows me to buy Gura x5 all day. Last time we both bought x5, the gap was somehow shortened by ~5-20 coins a day. If that doesn't happen next time then you're right I'll never beat him.

>> No.14064133

>>14063958
You should’ve kept your mouth shut and 5x Gura silently until you get the crown.

>> No.14064457

Why am I negative on divie days?

>> No.14064894

Gura no longer meta coin?

>> No.14064950

>>14064894
just cause she doesnt give divs doesnt mean she isnt going to keep spiking high
if divs do stay sub 10% just means you have to daytrade more

>> No.14065513

>i have to play the game
the lowest point of nasfaq

>> No.14065572

>I can't buy oshi 24/7 anymore
Lowest point of nasfaq ever

>> No.14065629

>>14065572
that's the nasfaq goal right? why play if the goal keeps artificially moving.

>> No.14065990
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14065990

>hasn't even been a week
>she already dropped de gozaru?
>she's ONLY saying gozaru
are those fucking BLUES?!

>> No.14066468

NEW BREAD
>>14066422
>>14066422
>>14066422
MIGRATE WHEN READY

>> No.14066759

Where the fuck is the 100 or even 1000 rolls for gacha
Spent 10 minutes trying to get a hat drop but now it's pissing me off. I'm about to abandon this feature entirely. Fuck this.

>> No.14066798

>>14066759
just wait for it or just abandon it entirely. it's not worth it anyways

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>>14067606

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>>14067615

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