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13861971 No.13861971 [Reply] [Original]

>legend of polka
>they asking random people if they know who polka is
>This poor guy's family pulls him out of the bbq because they know he's a weeb
>he knows but down plays like he doesn't actually watch
What would you do in this situation? Are you brave enough to claim your Oshi in public?

>> No.13862240

I'd say she's my oshi and that I watch her of course. I don't give a fuck what people think of me.

>> No.13862375

I'd say it with my whole fucking chest anon, you don't understand how excited I'd be if some random dons on the street came up to me and asked me if I like haachama

>> No.13862379

>>13861971
>>he knows but down plays like he doesn't actually watch
no he doesn't, he guessed it right. he isn't shy of it or try to "downplay" anything. stop seeing this hobby as something shameful nigger

>> No.13862793

>>13862379
I didn't say I thought it was shameful

>> No.13863029

>>13861971
>Are you brave enough to claim your Oshi in public?
Yes

>> No.13863330

>>13861971
imagine being forced to spill your spaghetti in front of thousands by your oshi

>> No.13863343
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>>13861971
Yes. I have my own flat, my own business that gives me a steady income, I've earned everything I have in my life myself, no handouts ever.
I can watch whatever weeb shit I fucking want and I'll take no shit for it from anyone.

>> No.13863447

>>13861971
Of course I would claim her. If I'm being interviewed about specific vtubers, it's likely an otaku outlet, so only other weebs are going to see it anyway.

>> No.13863462

>>13863343
Man imagine faking your own life story other than you not taking a shit.

>> No.13863548

>>13862375
Based, I would do the same too

>> No.13863549

>>13861971
>>This poor guy's family pulls him out of the bbq because they know he's a weeb
If my family know, why bother? Just go all out.

>> No.13863586

>>13863330
unimaginably erect

>> No.13863619

>>13863330
Mori did this to me during her fall guys stream

>> No.13863680

so in this situation I’m sure anyone from here would clue on fast Polka was going to see this. assuming you aren’t a Polka fan would you give her a compliment or would you tell them who your oshi is?

>> No.13863713

Gotta keep them power levels hidden

>> No.13863810

>>13863462
not everyone here is a loser. If it were the case, vtubers would starve to death.

>> No.13863870

>>13863619
tell your story, brave soul.

>> No.13863905

>>13861971
its fucking based that the guy just disappeared into the woods and came back with a freshly caught coomer

>> No.13863932
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>>13863586

>> No.13863986

>>13863870
I found the vod timestamp from the members stream where she started putting me on blast, but I cringed so hard I couldn't finish watching it again. If you want to see it so bad, watch the stream yourself.

>> No.13864031

>i dont know shit about anime bitches but let me just go fetch the village sex pest

based island hospitality

>> No.13864047
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>>13861971
that guy is exactly what i have in mind when i think of the average vtuber fan

>> No.13864200

>your oshi hunts you down
>your family already knows you're a weeaboo
>you pretend like, uh, you heard from other people yeah it's a thing

Lel what a pussy.

>> No.13864249

>>13863810
Or, more accurately, even neets have a side hustle/get money under the table/game the gibs system in order to afford things. Otherwise they couldn't be neets.

>> No.13864387

>>13861971
I would say no and wink at the camera and never watch the vod because I'd cringe to death.

>> No.13864546
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This is a reason why I lift. So if one day my oshi notices me, I’ll look big and strong and then she’ll know I can protect her and then we’ll get married.

>> No.13864711

>>13861971
link?

>> No.13864929

>>13864711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3JxlPyLemw

>> No.13864986

>>13864546
anon... ur roommate reps

>> No.13865038

>>13863810
Anon, if anyone were a success. They wouldn't even bother going to this board. They would be busy getting their money to pay for their oshi.

>> No.13866526

>>13863330
Not me, I beat her in Smash even when I purposefully gave her the 'Ara Ara Little Boy' buff.

>> No.13866700

>>13864986
Why do you think he’s lifting? He knows how heavy her roommate is

>> No.13866792

>>13864986
why do you think he wants to be strong?

>> No.13867022

>>13864986
Polka’s Worth the weight.

>> No.13867054

>>13865038
Like the earlier poster, I have my own house, have a well-paying job in a relatively successful company that I partially own. All of this with a 9-17 job, can easily have time visit this board.
I'm a loser for visiting this board of course. But that doesn't mean I don't have my life in order.
Polka's not my oshi though.

>> No.13867091

>>13861971
I would declare my undying love for her and kneel

>> No.13867848

>>13864986
Polka is the biggest vtuber in the business, she’s twice the woman Aqua is.
That puts a lot of pressure on her fans.

>> No.13867933

>>13864986
Once we get married, porka and I will hit the gym together.

>> No.13867975

>>13864929
https://youtu.be/M3JxlPyLemw?t=449
Think Polka flicked her bean to that fat ass?

>> No.13868768

>>13863810
This, Fandeads are out there working three jobs to keep Rushia in superchats

>> No.13869114

>>13865038
Successful people don't work 100 hours a week. Only insane and poor people do. Plenty of time to be successful, watch vtubers, AND shitpost.

>> No.13870446

>>13863986
I thought it had some IRL situation somehow, boooring

>> No.13870528

>>13867848
I dunno, Okayu is one chunky cat

>> No.13870638
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>>13868768
s-sugoi...

>> No.13875183

>>13861971
I like that he had a mecha shirt in so you just know when you see him.

>> No.13878187

>>13870528
Okayu's reputation is a bit overblown by her gluttony + she slimmed down over the years.

>> No.13880630

>>13861971
I'd start naming every holo pro member of every branch and the gen they debuted in including EN, ID, CN, Stars, and Hitomi Chris.

>> No.13880738

>>13861971
>he knows but down plays like he doesn't actually watch
fucking coward

>> No.13880760

>>13861971
I would IMMEDIATELY start singing Ai-mai Chocolate

>> No.13880885

>>13864986
you say it like it’s a bad thing. it just enhances her even more.
she can never run away from me.

>> No.13880934

That's genmate of my wife Momosuzu Nene

>> No.13881019

Polka is really the pet of Yagoo, she get approved whatever shit she tries, but still is mediocre and boring as fuck

>> No.13881400

>>13881019
Fuck you bitch. I will beat you within an inch of your life.

>> No.13884718

>>13861971
i scream taiwan and chase them off my property

>> No.13885128

>>13861971
damn i don't anyone other than my oshi exists in hololive

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>>13864929
>do you watch her often?
>.....No, not often >_>
Lmao, poor guy

>> No.13886402

>>13878187
tbf that's the same case for polka, she's still big for JPN but isn't huge like before.

It also doesn't help she's obsessed with overalls as her personal fashion, and that is the actual worst clothes to wear as a fat person as it makes it look even worse.

>> No.13886498

>>13886402
Yet get wearing overalls is cute as fuck.

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>>13861971
>Not just spouting a bunch of /vt/ memes
>ogay

>> No.13893183

>>13863330
hot

>> No.13893258

>>13861971
FUCK WITH FACE, ILL SAY IT DIRECTLY IM FUCKING LOVE HOLOLIVE

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