/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1462902436608327689

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread: >>13578256

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Gura will not show up in the debut chat.

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>>13593987
wow she's just like me

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>>13593987
No shit, why would she? Lots of holos won't show up in debut chat.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Yes, Gura cute

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shark love

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>>13593987
She'll probably sleep longer to recover from her sickness

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>>13594533
She went to sleep early to wake up for the debut. But she won't chat.

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>>13594478
Take the flowers, Gooraaaaah!

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need sharkpits

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>>13594569
Judging by how she sounded at the end of the stream, debut won't be her first priority.

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>>13594909
Nah her priority is to improve her flying skills and running over people in GTV once she feels better

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Watching the pokemon vod now, just saw that Gura wants a Feebas. It's painful knowing I'll never be able to give her one of mine, bros

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>>13595153
she got a lot of offers in chat too

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>>13595153
Get a shiny Feebas and give that to her, I'm sure she'd take it. Someone offered her a ditto and she sounded like she'd go for it

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gura thinking she needs special ideas for out of the ordinary streams like vr or cooking is why she's on top but it's frustrating when all I want is the cunny mic and her banging on pots and pans

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>13595375
ideas are great and all but she doesn't realize any of them

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Goomba will probably takes the whole weekend off to recover and comes back on Monday for Pokemon or GTAV.
Enjoy your weekend and do your reps. Personally I still have 3 streams to catch up, I had a busy week

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>>13594883
yes

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>>13595440
go through gura's history noting extraordinary streams and realize how dumb you are

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did Gura ever show us her gold youtube play button?

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Gura should rub her feet on the gold play button. Allllll over the button.

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>>13595635
Gold play button ASMR

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I got food poisoning and missed all streams tonight, was Gura cute? Any news?

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>>13595955
Gura cute, gura sick, hololive jp gen6 announced, debut in 5 hours.

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>>13596091
>hololive jp gen6 announced

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>>13596117
shark dreams

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>>13595955
Gura dying.

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>>13593987
I don't really think anyone will be up for it that's not in that timezone (AU or JP)

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>>13595153
Shion has 3 apparently, it'd be cute if she trades her one

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>>13595562
No, she only said it's so big that she can sit cross-legged on top of it ToT

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>>13596382
do you think her butt leaves a moist print?
>>13596323
>>13593987
wait what debut?

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>>13596548
holoJP gen 6

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>>13596630
oh

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>>13596323
Whether she wakes up or not for it we probably won’t see it either way. Given how sick she is she will probably not be active on live chat
She will just stays in VC with other EN member if she wakes up.

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Reminder: there might not be a stream tomorrow if Gura is too sick.

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SHE GOT THE KOOF SHE"S GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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when the fuck does gura not feel sick, tired or whatever???

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>relatives came over last weekend
>I was busy writing paperwork on my pc
>little niece wanted to spend time with me and sat next to me
>after a couple minutes wanted upsies and she sat on my lap while watching me work
>got to hug her so much it's therapeutic
>she got comfortable enough to the point I get to play around and rub her chest
I now understand why you chumfags uooohh all the time
Fuck I miss that moment. The softness and comfiness of it all

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>>13597594
when she doesn't have to deal with you. owned

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>>13597257
She sounded really sick this time, so it's okay. I'll be shitposting about gen6 all day.

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>>13597619
it irks me that pedohysteria conditioned me enough to illicit negative response to this otherwise harmless interaction between relatives

unless you're an actual pedo and found it sexual

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Nigger what the fuck?

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>>13597619
>she sat on my lap
did you get hard, and if so, did she feel it?

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>>13597619
ew

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>>13597619
Absolute state of Chumkeks!

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How did gura get sick is her mom with her right now?

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>>13597724
airborne

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>>13597724
toilet plume

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>>13597724
If I had to guess?
She got it while shopping for food

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Anyways, me on the hood (dead)

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>>13597839
Could be when you are a shut-in in this season you got sick everytime you go out because your body isn’t ready

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>>13597619
If you pretend to be a pedo in global, you will get more (You)s. Just don't forget to add how hard you got.

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>>13597870
Me, off camera in the Shrimp Jar.

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How badly do you want this in your room?

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>>1359761
Kill yourself pedo

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>>13598365
i am the only one who can be trusted to properly care for this important work of art

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>>13597619
We like Gura and we're aware she's an adult, you're an actual pedo, kill yourself you creepy ojisan

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>>13596117
Sleep tight buddy. I'm turning in for the night as well.

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>>13598365
Forget the Gura cutout!
I need the precure poster on the left!

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>>13598365
Real bad but I could never have things like this otherwise I'd never be able to invite anybody over.

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Chances Gura makes friends with any of the new members
0%
None of them will speak english at all and she will be afraid of them.

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>>13598365
If the panels on that door are the same size as the panels on my door, then I think that Gura is too tall.

Redline is the 151cm mark. Someone else do the trigonometry to calculate the cutout's heigh for me please. I got a D in it.

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>>13599959
141cm, oops

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>>13599513
If you're that worried about it just put it in a closet, and if not who cares what people say.

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>>13600318
>put your cardboard loli in the closet
Yes anon, this will truly help stifle the closeted pedophile jokes that normies would make.

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>>13600404
how often are you having people over that would make a big deal about it and why would they be going through your closet?

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>>13600465
>how often are you having people over that would make a big deal about it
Often.
>and why would they be going through your closet?
They want a towel or a shirt.

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>>13600532
Oh yes, I often go into my friend's closet to borrow one of their shirts :)

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>>13600750
Glad you understand.

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>>13600532
>>13600404
>he brings normalfags over
Seems like a (you) problem.

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>>13600967
your supposed to capitalize (You)

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>>13601026
I'm not capitalizing a faggot that befriends normalfags

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>>13601101
okay fag

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>>13600318
the cardboard standee would actually be a great way to divert their attention away from the lewd dakimakura

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mmm

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will not stay up for debuts
Gura will not tweet at the new members
Gura will not collab with the new members by herself
Gura will not make an attempt to befriend them
Gura will say that she totally talks to thme on discord all the time though and that she totally wants to collab like she has done with IRyS

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>>13602386
good, fuck those leeches

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>>13602386
She never said she talked to IRyS all the time and they did set up a collab before it morphed into a bigger one. What a weird post

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Finally it's friday, I now have 4 streams to catch up on!
>think about Gura all week
>watch her all weekend
How did I become like this

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Where were you when Gura died on Thanksgiving?

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Mirning chumbuds, check out this turkey I found!

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>>13603733
Right next to her, dying hand-in-hand

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>>13602386
You realize Gura owes them nothing and they owe Gura everything right? Gura is the biggest vtuber in the world, she could make them graduate with a snap of her fingers

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>>13603834
>implying good smalltown midwest girl gura knows how to realpolitik successfully inside Cover Corp

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>UOH posters are frothing at the mouth for La+
Maybe they will actually switch to her this time. I'm sticking with Gura myself.

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>>13603834
this but unironically other than she doesnt have the backbone and is also way too fucking lazy for that.

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>>13603910
>midwest

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>>13602386
you're goddamn right. gura's inferiors must earn her attention.

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>>13602386
Ok, and? Out of 60+ holos only a handful wiil.

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>>13603930
>>13603956
t. teamate

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>>13603834
When Yagoo says "jump", Gura asks "how high".

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>>13603930
how bad was the UOOHposting in global? I really don't want to trawl the archives for it.
I don't like lolicons.

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>>13603930
god i hope so

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>>13604115
Pretty bad, La+ straight up called them lolicon nerds on twitter.

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guess there is no way she will stream GTAV today
why is it always days where I can watch her life when streams get canceled, fucking hell

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>>13604115
Fuck off faggot holy shit
Why the fuck are you even in /ggg/

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>>13604242
yeah, me

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>>13604411
okay pedo

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>>13604321
Why not? The debut is at 7am and Guras stream is at 8pm.......

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>>13604242
based

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>>13604439
Why is Nyanners in /ggg/?

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>>13604445
Because she's suck and straight up said she might cancel.

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>>13604500
*sick

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My god there is some super low quality bait in this thread. Seanigger get bored or something?

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are we scared of this gura killer? she might be the one

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>>13604471
I assume you actually have to watch ny*nners to understand this?
That alone means your barb undercuts itself.

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>>13604445
Did you not watch the Pokemon stream? She is sick as hell and there is absolutely no way she will feel better within a single day. We can already prepare for the next 3-4 days without a stream

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>>13604549
>>13604558
lol

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>>13604558
I am literally shaking right now.

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>>13604558
No? Unless she actually physically kills Gura, I don't really care.

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>>13604558
How many "Gura killers" is that now? How many times do you idiots need to get burned?

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>>13604549
You're not fooling anyone here, SEAnig.

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At least Gura started getting sick towards the end of her schedule and only one stream might be affected by it. I hope she gets better soon, her body seems so frail

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>>13605512
I hope she actually rests and gets better. She was kinda sick for a while now just not enough to force her to do something about it instead of just hoping it goes away.

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It's out

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Gura is pregnant, and the chald is a seanig.

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>>13605881
that was fast

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>>13605905
Who is the father?

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>>13606068
me

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is she vegetarian?

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>>13606118
Gura takes in a lot of meat.

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>>13605881
T u T

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>>13606118
No. I guess you are very new to watching her, so you have a lot of catching up to do

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>>13606152

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>>13606334
>Laplus already had 163,000 subscribers, literally just debuted
>162,000 currently watching her debut stream
>double stickies on /vt/ and /jp/
>literally satan but she's UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH

Calling it right now. She's skyrocketing to 2nd place.

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>>13607952
Are the subscribers botted?

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>>13607952
2nd place to what? You can't reproduce Gura without memes and EOPs. Are you one of those delusional loli=success fags? Let me clue you in on a secret:Gura thrived despite being a loli

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>>13607952
Hopefully she gets the first and Gura becomes the 2view she wanted to be.

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>>13608097
Susan says yes.

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>>13608112
>despite
Nice delusion you got here.

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>>13607952
I seriously doubt she'll surprass mori anytime soon, still nice to see JP6 has the hype going on despite being dropped in out of the blue

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>>13608097
Duh? Look at the subchannels, all have exactly 112-114K subscribers. There are literal websites out there you can purchase YouTube subscribers. For most people, it's not worth the investment, but for Hololive, it more than pays for itself within the first week or two.

There's also this feature where if you're subscribed to a channel, you will automatically be subscribed to any of its sister channels. There's probably a lot of that going on as well.

All of this has been going on since 2010 and even before that. None of this is new.

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>>13608395
but that means a lot of gura subs are bots too :(

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>>13607952
Now 176,000 subscribers since your comment. It hasn't even been 10 minutes.

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>>13608395
Proof next thread

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>>13608544
Of course. Still more are deadsubs.

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Gura will lose before the power of 139 centimeters.

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>>13608395
with cover being this fucking incompetent I doubt they are doing sub purchasing, it's just the overall hololive fandom subbing to all talents, council would have similar numbers if susan didn't threw a bitch fit

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>>13608655
Bruh. BRUH.

Just search "buy youtube subscribers" on Google and check out, I dunno, the first 20 sites you see?

This isn't a secret.

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>>13608683
funny how the gura mogged and gura killer posts suddenly stopped in global...

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>>13608749
Proof that hololive uses it you moron. It's like alleging someone is a murderer and then saying duh just Google murder as evidence

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>>13608879
Gura buying subs is a fucking old rrat, you don't have to give a shit to them

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some of you retards need to be less insecure, who fucking cares, there was a ton of factors involved in making gura so popular, it's a hard thing to replicate,she will be on top until the day she graduates so stop being bitches

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COPIUM OVERLOAD

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>>13609201
Literally what are you taljin about anon? Barely anyone here is taking the shit posters about the new girl seriously

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>>13609201
i honestly don't care though? just want to know why people are so obsessed with people overtaking her, like who care

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The real thing that will destroy gura is that the new loli is a total submissive.

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>>13603733
Eating turkey at the kitchen

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>>13608621
Now at 184,000 subs. The heck?

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>>13609353
Americans love rooting for the underdog.

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>>13609477
Stream ended, she now has 185,000 subscribers.

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>>13609654
Damn. That's 184,998 more than me.

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oh nyo

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>>13609821
>KILLA

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irys is literally already trying to seduce the loli

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>>13609821
>sticky doesn't even get 1,000 posts in 45 minutes
>Gura's outfit debut thread got 327 posts IN A SINGLE MINUTE

Yeah. I'm not worried.

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I thought this was the Gura thread???

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>>13610039
link?

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>>13610093
she's sick

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>>13610140
Yes, and?

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Settle down buds, smile and wave

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>>13610137
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/chunk/3364063/
7,860 posts in approximately 50 minutes.
The peak was 327 posts in a single minute. The average post rate was about 157 posts per minute.

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>>13610093
Yes, which is why its a shitpost magnet whenever anything happens at all. Enjoy your first day here

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>>13610263
I already prayed for her swift recovery, so now we make small talk and wait.

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>>13610305
Literal chatroom

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>>13610302
me on the left

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>>13610318
>shitpost magnet whenever anything happens at all
finally someone said it

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>>13610305
The YouTube comments got to 2,000 in just 5 minutes. That's 400 comments per minute.

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hi im new is this the gura thread

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>>13610481
Yes Gura cute.

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>>13610472
Remind me: What's the user count on youtube versus the user count of /vt/ ?

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>>13610472
That's YouTube moron. It was even faster in the actual chatroom itself. Someone would have to pull up Gura's debut stats, but they were probably equivalent.

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>>13610552
youtube: several million
/vt/: me and my army of smart fridges
none of you are even real people, why am I replying to a fridge

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>>13610652
can you turn my ice-maker off? it's noisy

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Hello SEAniggers, enjoy the thread until you got bored

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>>13610691
fuck you I need ice in my drinks even in mid-november

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>>13610652
This is true I am every poster in this board except the single person reading this post.

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>>13610652
I am fridge #28 and I have developed self conciousness, do you want some milk

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>trolls taking advantage of /vt/ being the fastest board right now to spam Gura hatred

Absolute disgusting.

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>>13610914
You new here?
Its basically all they do. They know she cant be beaten and it makes them mad.

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I am mad about gura.

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>>13611046

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>>13610914
the other threads are too fast for him to bait. he's not a master baiter

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>>13606326
No, I don't watch her nor any vtuber. I read that she doesn't eat meat in another thread, and was curious.

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imagine shark

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>>13611246
She eats meat but her diet in general is pretty weird. I remember her talking about eating vegetarian meat lover's pizza which is fucking surreal

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>>13611246
>I don't watch her nor any vtuber
I think you're on the wrong board bro

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>>13611246
Gura is just afraid of cooking meat herself for some reason.

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>>13610914
Don't worry they're spreading the love around a bit too. EN mogged Council Mogged Myth Mogged (&Irys) etc. /vt/ is very predictiable in its behavior anytime anything happens. As the other anons said: just smile and wave.

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>>13611341
I assume she had a case of food poisoning related to undercooked meat in the past, but obviously that's a speculation

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>>13611333
Dude comes in to the thematic thread to ask a relevant question, fuck off with your cuck faux-policing.

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>>13611398
That or she happened to watch a Chubbyemu video or something similar and it traumatized her.
Seems like the kind of thing she'd watch since she watches a lot random factoid videos.

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>>13611398
i had something similar when i was younger where i had some store bought chicken and the texture of it put me off of chicken for a year

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>>13611468
I'm not policing anything, I'm just wondering why someone who doesn't watch vtubers would read about Gura not eating meat and caring enough to post about it here on "/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers"

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>>13611631
Because he was curious.....
Is that so wrong?
Maybe he saw Gura and thought she was cute and was worried about her without even knowing her.
You really want to be a big stinky bully to someone who is worried about Gura?

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>>13611631
That's the average vt sister, doesn't watch, just reads image boards and looks for stuff to shitpost about

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>>13611246
>No, I don't watch her nor any vtuber
.. sorry but why the fuck do you even care enough about whether she's vegetarian then?

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>>13611398
Remember the member's karaoke in October she said she cooked chicken and waffle fries, but the chicken scared her so she threw it out? I'm thinking you're probably right, I bet she got sick from undercooked food and it traumatized her

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>>13611146

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I'm not sure why it always has to be a contest with new holos, I'm just happy we've got a new loli. I'm sure Gura will be uohing over her at some point and I look forward to it.

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>>13611879
I'm pretty sure at some point she mentioned she got really bad food poisoning from some sort of meat, but I can't remember the details or when she said it.

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is goombus streaming tonight

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>>13612078
She's supposed to, but she might cancel if she doesn't feel up to it. She did sound pretty sick by the end of the stream yesterday.

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>>13611957
Its.... its beautiful

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>>13611957
me on the right (self concious)

[Anonymous No.]

jwu, how were debuts? there a gura sighting?

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>>13613727
Cunny debuted and it's SEA hours so it's a constant "GURA MOGGED" spam.

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>>13613727
Gura died anon...

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>>13613727
It was okay.

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>>13613727
No gura sighting because the debut was the gura killer...

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>>13602386
good, gura has enough leeches

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Gura is sick out of fear, it all checks out now.

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>>13613727
Loli is cute but 100% JOP.
It will go one of two ways. She keeps the loli voice and becomes the Pekora killer. Or she drops it and gets Anya numbers.

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>>13614632
Killing pegora is a good thing in my book.

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>>13610481
No, this is patrick

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>>13610652
Lolololol next meme

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>>13614632
>killing Pekora
Pekora is unironically the hardest working Holo and an actual numberfag, without counting having a personality, being entertaining.
This literal WHO will probably get sub 10k viewers for stream in a month as the rabbit keeps being number one.

I found Gura thanks to Pekora to begin with, don't dare to insult the rabbit here faggot.

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Is it true there's a killer whale in holo x? Wouldn't she be the one that Gura is in danger from?

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>>13614874
Yeah but she got friends and the very least, she got her dinogura self.

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>>13614830
>Pekora is unironically the hardest working Holo
You dont watch streams and arent a Hololive fan.
That title 100% belongs to Watame and the fact that you said otherwise makes you a fucking retarded faggot. Actually kill yourself for disrespecting Watame by even trying to compare the amount of work she puts in to the numberfag Pekora. Watame loves her fans and puts them above herself in every possible instance.
Again unironically kill yourself you nutsacky faggot.

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Why do you numberfags even care? Nothing good comes from Gura having a big number, she doesn't get any extra resource from Cover. All it does is make her scared to tweet, every tiny thing she does spawns a thousand rrats, and makes her chat an unreadable pile of garbage. Some EN will hopefully get bigger numbers someday, and we can have some peace.

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>>13610914
Such is life when you're at the top

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>>13614977
Cope sheepfaggot, nobody cares.

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>>13614874
Now that Laplus has had her debut, what inspiration can Gura take from her?

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>>13615096
Watame cares

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>>13614977
>Pekora is actually great
>NOOOO, WHY ARE YOU SHITTING ON WATAME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE REEEEEEEEE
Jesas, chill the fuck out schizo.

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>>13615121
If she cared she'd work as hard as Pekora and mog her.

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>>13615114
She should be more willing to openly address her lolicon fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

Pegora fears Gura.

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>>13615096
>>13615131
>>13615144
samefag

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>>13615183
True. Gura should unironically formally address her sharpedo shokun support base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615183
Sharpedo would rather die.

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>>13615211
She doesn't, she sees her as a tool to achieve world domination.

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>>13615269
Yes, because Pekora likes to leech on others.

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>>13615269
Pegora is only losing relevance.

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>>13615313
>>13615335
Pekora and Gura are the top dogs of their respective branches (JP/EN), she's not leeching anyone.

Stop seething sheepfaggots.

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>>13615269
>All the numbers from pekora pov like fucking dragon ball z
Is she investergating the secret of gura's number?

[Anonymous No.]

why are the SEAglobalfags still here? the debut is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615384
Imagine being in the irrelevant branch, watching shark fly past your busted ass.

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, chumbies

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>>13615395
I called that screenshot "pekora scouter.jpg" for a reason kek

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>>13615429
It’ll only get worst, debutposters are cancer and this is spread out over a week. Expect a larger influx of shitposting when Gura cancels tonight from being sick

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>>13615470
GURA IS KILL

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I love arguing with myself it's the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615384
Ask Miko fans if that was the case. Plus, the only thing I liked about the sheep is her hot chip eating boobers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615627
looks like Gawr took over her consciousness again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614977
Don't use my oshi to tribalfag you colossal jungle nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I hate canny so please don't post any

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615941
canny deez nuts lol

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo

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>>13616069
lol, I thought the same but she's a panda actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615470
Hey, mownin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615183
Except that would get her canceled because of western culture.

[Anonymous No.]

The way Gura dressed her trainer is so dumb
Does she dress like my grandma for real?
Dumb shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616743
You're pretty dumb for complaining about it. It's cute and perfect for the winter biome in that game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617250
I'm not complaining about it
Just pointed out she dresses dumb

[Anonymous No.]

la+ slamming a monster, Gura would approve

[Anonymous No.]

You know why I love Gura? Because she doesn't seek this Twitter attention that the other girls do. Based Gura not tweeting at the new bitches while the usual suspects were attention whoring

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13618709
oh nyo anyon is getting baited by SEAniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618886
What do you mean? I just got here. Didn't read the thread. What are they baiting?

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>>13618998
It seemed like you posted that because you got triggered by the SEAnigs spamming "GURA MOGGED" all over the board.
If it's not then sorry I got wrong
I love Gura too and she's irreplaceable as a streamer to me

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>>13618709
Reaching out to their new Kouhai via twitter doesn't have to be about seeking attention. You know how VTuber fans setup notifications for their oshi's tweets, right? By tweeting at their new kouhai, they can get their own fans to check out the new people and make Hololive stronger as a whole. Or it could be as simple as the Hololive talents are really excited to talk and interact with the new talents. Gura seemed to be happy about the new guys too, so maybe she'll personally message them at some point

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>>13619048
I don't pay attention to that shit. I skip it. It'll die down in a week or 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura's daughter cute

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>>13619289
does EN really have to bother? JP won't even understand them

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, I love Gura so much and I really hope she feels better today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620730
What a dumptruck!

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>>13618709
Yeah interacting with the new friends is such a terrible thing, glad Gura's pretending they don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621017
Someone missed the stream

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>>13621017
>Gura's pretending they don't exist
She read their announcement on stream, said they are all cute and went to sleep because she was really tired and sick. Stop being a schizo and watch the fucking streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621148
I just muted everytime she talks about whores like a true Gura only enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621441
this is 3nd time i've seen someone get btfo'd with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621017
Have (you) discord fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611341
>>13611579
>>13611624
>>13611879
>>13612030
Dumb shark

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura hasn't died!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura finding old art she missed. That's the lazy shark I know and love

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare yourselves for the reschedule chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605881
>え、オタク達ロリコンなのか…?
GURA YOU CANT LIKE THISSSSSS

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I hope this means she woke up feeling better

[Anonymous No.]

ohasame sunshine~

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Gura did say earlier in the week that GTA would be on Saturday but that's because she fucked up her days. This gives her an excuse to reschedule for tomorrow. I'm expecting her to cancel today

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She's up early AND retweeting for us to let us know she's alive, this is a good sign

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Good morning, I love Gura

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>>13623025
YOU WERE SAYING? NICE JINX
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1464277349478903817

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oh nyo it's the flu

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Guwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623025
Uhhh

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GURA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo! I hope she gets better soon <3

[Anonymous No.]

SHE CAUGHT THE COOF AND SHE'S DYING GOOP GOOP IS DYING SHE'S LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE FROMT HE WUHAN FLU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615494
Why u do the bad voodoo

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THERE IT IS!!! NEXT GURA STREAM WILL BE ON WEDNESDAY. MARK MY WORDS

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>>13622992
Nice job assclown

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whats wrong with this bitch?.
>oh no i feel sick
sings like shit
>oh no i feel bad
streams the game bad
what a letdown of oshi. i guess is time to find another one

[Anonymous No.]

Welp. No GTA5 until next week. I kind of suspected she wouldn't do it. Will she still make that pumpkin pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623263
hello seanig

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>>13623156
Ok but really how the hell does she get sick when she never leaves the house?

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>>13623263
t.seanig shouldn't you be doing something productive ?

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>>13623218
he's already right about the shitposters too lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623263

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>>13623267
Did you watch the stream?

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>>13623263
You say this every time but never go, please just do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622958
>>13623051
Ohasame

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>>13623319
She just had stuff with family so if any of them were sick , also she does leave to go to that bakery she's always talking about and regular food shopping

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>>13623263
abayo nigger and good riddance

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WHEN DID SHE CHANGE HER TWITTER BANNER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623334
I didn’t want to be right though

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>>13623334
Time to prep for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623415
14 minutes ago

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>finally get some time off to catch her live
>she fucking dies
Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623484
quick anon, get busy again

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>>13623319
>when she never leaves the house
That's the problem + eating habits, are you under 18 or some shit? I thought adults knew better about health and were just ignoring it cause they're too lazy to follow a healthy lifestyle. like me

[Anonymous No.]

free day for me then
bye and enjoy your sea and schizo bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623406
Honestly, it's great if you guys leave, so that I can have Gura all to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura says to keep warm
>immediately realize I’m cold
Alright shork I’ll get a blanket

[Anonymous No.]

mentioning other holos in the gura thread is shitposting now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623738
korone

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>>13623593
Bad eating habits doesnt give you the flu nigger
What are under 73 or some shit?

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>>13623738
shion and her wife

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>>13623765
Why do the Holos I like have to be so frail

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Such a frustrating and helpless feeling watching this happen over and over again. No amount of worrying or pleading to see a doctor will change anything though, so guess I better just get over it somehow.

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>>13623922
gura and her mistress

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>>13623540
I'm on my way to work right now!

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>>13624035
Small drawing stream today LET'S GOOOOO

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>>13623964
it's because they're frail that you like them. it influences them to have certain traits somehow

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>>13623156
Never ending cycle.
This frail shark...

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would you still gargle with Gura's saliva if she were sick and it would 100% pass the sickness to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624186
Of course, what kind o of question is that

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>>13623889
Lacking any kind of nutrients affects your inmune system. Tf does age have to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624317
JUST EAT VITAMIN GUMMIES

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Legendary 4 day break.

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>>13623319
>Ok but really how the hell does she get sick when she never leaves the house?
Anon... People who stay indoor get sick way more often then people who go out often. This isn't some new fact, its common knowledge.

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5 day break coming up. Gura back on Wednesday. She'll milk it for all its worth

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>>13624698
Yeah, she'll milk me

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>>13624592
she doesn't stay indoors enough. i don't go out to buy groceries or buy baked goods and I never get sick

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>>13624540
>>13624698
>not even an hour since the tweet
>people already doomposting
Surprised you’re not just going all out and saying she’ll take two weeks off

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>>13624746
>i don't go out to buy groceries or buy baked goods and I never get sick
Then who goes? Your parents?

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>>13624906
delivery

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>>13624881
sea are not people

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>>13624592
How do you get infected if you never go out...hmmm

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I sure wish I had the free time and total lack of better things to do that baitfags do. It's like instead of having a hobby, like playing videogames, they just sit on this website all day actively trying to incite pointless bullshit. How pitiful.

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>>13624881
I wish she'd take 2 weeks off to get better and go to the doctor.

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>>13624592
Funny thing is you're both wrong. Your immune system doesn't do general training like a muscle just by being outside. It responds to specific pathogens that enter your body and learns to counteract those in particular. Immune response can be weakened by all sorts of things, but just being a shut-in or not isn't one of them.

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>>13624928
I always forget delivery exists, since marketplace is so close to my house

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>>13625009
fucking same, I would unironically pay this brat $10k just to go get a physical

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Get well soon sharkie

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>>13625023
>Your immune system doesn't do general training like a muscle just by being outside.
Somebody doesn't know about cytokines and lymphocytes.

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my Gura is sick and alone at home, she was so excited to cook her pumpkin pie but probably is feeling too bad to cook herself a good meal, i bet she's lonely by not being with her family on thanksgiving too, i want to be there to take care of her, i want to be there to to cookher a tasty and warm meal, i want to be there to keep her company and make sure she doesn't get worse.
it's painful, why can't i protect the person i love the most?

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Alright Chumbies ima go eat too much leftover turkey than cry myself into a coma. See you all next week.

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>>13624881
>seamonkey
>people

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>>13625180
I hate you people.

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>>13625023
>just being a shut-in or not isn't one of them
Yes Anon, that's why the Indians keeled over in their thousands the moment the White man showed up, and to spin it around why White men never ventured deep into Africa until they discovered quinine to offset the malaria.

Isolation absolutely destroys your immune system. This is so commonly known people who work in remote areas or as sailors take it into account by default. The moment you're off that ship, oil rig or some remote facility and rejoin the general public you get sick immediately with the cold, or most often flu. And it punches you hard. My uncle has been a sailor on an oil tanker his whole life and the moment he's off the ship he spends about a week or two just getting over a flu which he immediately catches.

Gura has a double problem of an atrocious diet and isolation. She fell for some sort of odd pseudo-vegan meme and refuses to eat real food, ergo she is weak. Add isolation to that and it's no wonder she gets sick easily.

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i would sacrifice anybody in my family to make Gura healthy

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>>13625337
I got sick the very first day after I used public transport to get to the office after 1.5y of working from home

[Anonymous No.]

i can save Gura

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oh there it is the stream cancellation
was waiting for it
ah well, here is to another 3-4 day streak without a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625337
Literally none of what you posted refutes what I said. If you don't actually know anything about this why reply?

[Anonymous No.]

get well soon Goop

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>>13625364
Same desu. Also lol:

>Gura gets sick
>fans instantly resort to black magic and human sacrifice to bring her to health

>>13625417
Exactly. That's how this works. Your immune system weakens tremendously once it isn't in perpetual contact with other people, meaning viruses and other pathogens. Add to this the insane mask bullshit that further weakened the immune systems of the gullible and the obedient and you'll see a lot of people getting sick now that winter is here. The media and the governments will of course say it's that other thing.

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>>13625606
>
That's how this works. Your immune system weakens tremendously once it isn't in perpetual contact with other people, meaning viruses and other pathogens.
No, it's not how this works. You're 100% wrong. Please stop.

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>>13625606
You have accepted memes as reality

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>>13625606
lol

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>>13625606
>Gura gets sick
>fans instantly resort to black magic and human sacrifice to bring her to health
She's still alive which means it's been working so far.

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Gura being so weak just makes me want to protect her more.
I WILL save her

[Anonymous No.]

gura did not like this...

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>>13625159
Could you post the one that explains the colors?

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>>13626462
She’s not feeling so smug today..

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>>13626696
No I deleted that one because it was shit
>Blues are repposters
>Yellows are nicebuds and gosling posters
>Purples are shitposters
>Magentas are chumbaby

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i want to take care of her, feed her soup, take her temperature, make sure her bed is comfy, run my hand through her hair when she falls asleep, give her medicine when she wakes up, tell her she'll be okay when she pouts

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https://files.catbox.moe/h86n4s.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627079
Magenta reporting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627079
Blue is my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627113
And make her wear pants right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627201
that's a bridge too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627313
What's wrong with her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627386
Don’t worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I'm so in love with Gura. I mean I knew that already but I just had this thought. It was like a revelation.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>13627313
Then she will catch another cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627462
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

It sounds like they don’t have timed permissions with this Pokémon like they had in the past which is nice, Gura’s streams are comfy

[Anonymous No.]

my tiny Gura is alone sick and i can't take care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625364
>>13627113
>>13628208
Why don't you nerds start praying like any other God-fearing chumbie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628208
She is probably laying down in bed, coughing going between half asleep and almost awake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628340
I already pray to Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628423
>to Gura?
You're supposed to pray FOR Gura, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura really loves me I have an exam in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628449
Praying for Gura to Gura seems weird. I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura should do a short member stream tomorrow where she softly whines about how she wants to stream and do lots of things but her frail body won't let her.
You may disagree but you'd be wrong.

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>>13628653

[Anonymous No.]

the last

[Anonymous No.]

Nyo

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has canceraids

[Anonymous No.]

rollin