/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: We pretend to be sexual deviants and degenerates because we think it's the funniest shit imaginable

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>pretend

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>pretend
?

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>>13273953
it IS the funniest shit imaginable
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! ToT

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>>13273953
>pretend

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resident suityan "stop using her to shitpost" schizo incoming. god i hate hoshiyomis. such elitist fanbase. bunch of faggot losers that are basking in their oshis success thinking they are the shit by proxy.

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>pretend

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>>13274338
Shut up
>>13273953
>pretend

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>>13273953
I pretend that 20 minutes ago went to an escort, licked her pussy, made out with her and then came inside her asshole. That's what i pretend.

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>>13274338
this
also Aqua won

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>>13274529
Fuck you pekofrog poster.

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>pretend

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>>13274338
Literally making stories in your head to be angry and have a justification to hate hoshiyomis.

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>pretend
Can't speak for the others but I'm not pretending, I genuinely want to have a nice drink of warm Suisei piss straight from the tap

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>>13275528

Yes.

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>>13275528
I don't know about what he's saying, but I do know hoshiyomi are annoying faggots that lose their shit when someone says they want to fuck Suisei and spam threads because one person said something mean about their oshi.

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>>13274338
>someone shitposts with suzy
>there's a "don't use her to shitpost"
>"god i hate hoshiyomis"
>someone shitposts with suzy
>there's no "don't use her to shitpost" in sight
>"god i hate hoshiyomis"
quite incredible

>>13273953
>pretend

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>>13273953
>pretend

Rubbing my penis on Sui-tyan's flat chest!

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>>13273953
piss in ass
now laugh

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>>13276158
>because one person said something mean about their oshi.
Making stories again

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>>13276475
it's true there is (or was, haven't seen him lately) one hyperdefensive hoshiyomi who would spam threads with fanarts even when it wasn't trying to be a malicious critique thread. I couldn't be mad though, fanart was good and it made people seethe a lot.

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>>13276693
Don't make rrats or bullshit threads and you won't get spammed, it's simple.

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>>13276813
it's actually funny to see the effect that spammeryomi had on the board, because not long after I saw someone trying to shitpost with korone and the thread got spammed with korone fanart by a koronesuki, and just a few days ago same thing happened with gura and a chumbud spamming more fanart.

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>>13276920
Noel fags did it too because as they said "Hoshiyomis proved how effective it is". Its like yeah, thats what you wanna do on vt, prevent shitposting that makes people laugh. Fucking reddit mongoloids.

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>>13276920
People get tired of shit about anyone in the board and if they have nothing to do, they'll probably do that.

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>>13276920
It's annoying behavior but I don't see why you get more mad at counter spam instead of also being mad at spam. A Goora questionmark thread with a retarded question isn't worth discussing anyway.

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>>13276920
People have been doing it in the NijiEN thread too basically since the beginning. People shitpost and you post lewds in response until they shut up. I don't know why it works, but it does.

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>>13277212
Sure because the "Noel is a siscon who is in love with her brother" or something like that or the "Suisei made Kanata feel bad about her skills in Mario Kart and that's why they are no longer friends" rrat or all the shit about Gura every fucking day are soooo funny, retard. Rrats and bullshit every fucking day, this board loves shit.

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>>13278176
Its a shitposting board. "Im gonna defend my oshis honor!" fags are pathetic. kys

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>>13278739
Fucking kill yourself, you don't contribute shit here, faggot. If you want shitpost go to >>>/v/ or >>>/b/

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>>13278739
I'd ask why you were like this but I don't really care.

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>>13278739
while I agree that shitposting shouldn't be frowned upon, the quality of the average shitpost in this board is so fucking bad that it really doesn't hold up well enough for it to warrant it getting spammed every week constantly. as much as we're on 4chan, even here people get sick and tired of people acting like retards and fucking up discussions.

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>>13278739
There's nothing wrong with defending your oshi's honor. It's just that doing it by spamming images instead of actually arguing with them makes you a faggot.

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>>13273953
Where's a chuuba that finds humans disgusting and would much rather have sex with tentacles, worms, slimes and feral beasts

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>>13279071
You don't argue with shitposters, they don't care.

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>>13279348
Exactly
and >>13279071, here's your (You)

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>>13274338
You say that like it's a bad thing

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>>13276158
Yes and thats based

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>>13279071
>Making an effort replying to schizos that won't change their mind instead of just burning down their thread
Imagine

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>>13280085
Yeah but you're not burning down their thread. You're literally giving them what they want. Every shitposter would love to make someone seethe so much that they spend a significant amount of time spamming a thread.

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>>13276920
Good, I hope every fanbase learns by our example

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>>13279847
>>13279971
>>13280085
>>13280171
Get a life faggot

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>>13280162
You know you can auto image dump right?

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>>13280742
I wanted to tell you the same, but instead I'll tell you to end your life

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oh shit, they're here
except I was always one in the first place

>>13280162
in theory I would've agreed with you but like I said, in practice it created large amounts of seething back.

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Suisei is a whore that loves Roberu's cock.

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>>13281008
>FBK not getting any of it

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>>13278739
Fuck off tourist, go shit up your own place

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>>13280162
The amount of tears >>13274338 has produced argues otherwise though. Also,

>>13273953
>Pretending.

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>>13280907
Ogey, I will kms tonight.

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Bump

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>>13276158
I don't know about hoshiyomis but I want to fuck Hosimati "Comet" Suityan

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>>13274342
>>13274498
>>13274718
>>13275733
>>13276196
>>13276280
>>13281217
Yes, pretend. Realize that being sexually attracted to gross stuff isn't really funny, it's just a part of your retarded sense of humor.

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>>13278739
based. i bet these people doesn't even members their oshi

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>>13289000
>funny
>humor

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>>13289000
Calling stuff "gross" is just a part of your retarded sense of prudishness though.

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>>13281008
Indeed.

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>>13273953
I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.

What have you done for your Oshiis?

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>>13273953
I'm not pretending, I have a piss fetish and have noted every time Suisei goes to the bathroom or another girl brings up the topic with her.

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>>13273953
>pretend

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>>13289000
You're a woman.

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>>13291487
show your notes with the class then.

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>>13292014
I know a lot of women into very fucked up shit (mostly fujos, admittedly, but they go fucking HARD), he's just vanilla.
>>13289000
I'm sorry bud, but I masturbated to an anime women getting fucked to death like, 3 days ago. It's not a joke.

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>>13281261
Dont anon, I just want to post Koishi......

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Bros, I want to kiss and hold my oshi so bad. Like I really just wanna pamper her, make her dinner, massage her body. Make her feel like royalty. I'm sorry I'm so fucked up.

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>>13273953
Why are you making fun of my degenerate tastes anon?

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>>13273953
So just like every other thread then.