/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH EDITION

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot. (embed) (embed) (unbed) (push push) (embed)

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
(embed) *chuu!*
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embed) (push) (push) (pull) (pull)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>13084758

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Early thread is still up

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buy towa

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good morning

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>>13146597
Don't you dare buy towa

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>>13146597

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>>13146870
congratz anon

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>>13146597
Only fags buy towa

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>>13146823
>>13146889
>>13148054

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Buy Stack

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>>13148314
Shut up you romane starved fujo

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>>13148314
I'll stack my balls on your face, faggot.
No.

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1460846776638861313?s=21
BUY BUY BUY

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>>13146597
who?

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>>13148314
get me a nasfaq gf first

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Gentlemen, I don't think I can easily rise more in the oshiboard, but I will keep buying Gura

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Anons, I hope you've been doing your /lit/ reps. Did you start or finish reading any interesting books lately?
Right now, I went for a book that was on my classic literature backlog for a while, "The Picture of Dorian Gray." After reading through roughly one-third of the book, the plot's premise is quite exciting, as well as the themes of both superficiality and supremacy of beauty.
Also, Xylo, have you finished "Brothers Karamazov"? If so, what are your thoughts on it?Same for "European Declaration of Independence."

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>>13151117
I have only read ln for the past decade. I finally bothered to read spice and wolf recently and I regret not reading it earlier. Truly good shit. Right now I'm catching up on the sword isekai ln and then reading the latest Accel World.

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Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

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>>13151214
>sword isekai ln
god Fran is so cute

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>>13151117
I bet romance anon reads a lot of gay smutt

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>>13151117
I've been too busy with work and pokemon b&w2, I haven't finished either. fuck.

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Bros...
I'm being called to active duty. I think this is the end of line for me.

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>>13152192
where do you live, ethiopia?

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>>13151971
I hope that the workload wasn't heavy enough to make you forget either. Just remember to pick them up again in the future, it'd be a shame to leave them half-read. Also, why B&W2? Is it the nostalgia factor, or are you playing older Pokemon games in order or something?
>>13151214
Light novels aren't my usual fix, but I'm glad you're enjoying them, anon! I've heard a lot of good about Spice and Wolf, and been meaning to read/watch it for a while.
>>13152192
Nyoo... Decorate your firearm with Towa stickers. Do it for her.

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>>13152192
twak-47…

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>>13152192
lol, lmao

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>>13152192
get fucked third world trash

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>>13152413
I just like bw and bw2

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>>13152192
Kenzoku-kun...

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>>13152192
Just say you're mentally ill, you are a kenzoku should be easy enough

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>>13152192
and another one bites the dust. looks like every single kenzokus will die at the same time

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>>13152989
I never really got into the Pokemon games myself. What sets B&W/B&W2 from the other entries in the series?

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>>13153787
nostalgia and cunny

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>>13152192
>minimum 8 months compulsory service
tortellini…

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>>13153813
Perfectly reasonable.

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>There's still pedos in this thread

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>>13153874
Loli mori makes me feel things...

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Consider Krunny

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>>13154535
ohhhh sex

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Last Inflation arc, I invested in Moona.
I did what the thread tells everyone when she dipped and bought more until my average buying price was way under her current one (it's a flat 7k)
I am in the 4 digits with her. It's comfy.
Can I be saved?

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How are the percentages calculated in the market page? I remember like two days ago rushia went 120% down but her price didn't go under zero. I don't understand.

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>>13154721
Moona is okay for a coin. I used to flip her a lot in the good old days. I think you are going to be alright.

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>>13154823
iirc its post adjustment price compared to the amount the coin went down (or up) by, so if for example rushia is $12000 before adjustment and $5000 post adjustment then the difference of the two, being 7000, is compared to post adjustment price of 5000 and thanks to some math you end up with 140% decrease in price (7000 / 5000) * 100
i hope this explains it well (it doesnt)

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>>13154919
should've bought more of everything back in the days but I was poor.

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>>13154654
Xylo...
>>13155244
You are right. It's mathematically incorrect since you should compare the closing price (taking it as 100%) to the current price (as a Current/Closing Price ratio times 100%), subtracting the former from the latter.
So, say, a 50% drop should mean that the price dropped by 50%, so by half.
There, a 50% drop means that yesterday's price was 150% of this day's 100%. It's mental.
Change it already, devs.

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>>13155613
right? it got me scratching my head when this way of calculation was first introduced in, I think, june maybe? Like thats such a weird way to go about this lol

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>>13155244
>>13155613
So the feeling I had about the percentage being weird was right, thanks anons.

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>finally decide to dump Towa
>sell through the night
>people actually bought more of her, so I got even more profit out of her
Is this what winning feels like?

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>>13155830
>having towa

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>>13155830
This has to be bait. If so, I'm falling for it anyways.
Anon, your poi reps...

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>>13155867
I'm working on it dammit
>>13155899
I have like 800 Towa to dump, I'm not going to wait for her to go up all the time, as long as I'm making a profit out of her I'm good
but yes, I didn't check poi

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>>13155968
>no open wallet in the top 100 has 800 Towa
Kenzoku psyop spotted. Or closed wallet, shame on you.

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Mel...

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I forgot about Mel's restored videos.

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post 'em

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i just built these goddamnit

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>>13156404

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>>13156452
just hold them then, why did you build them in the first place? Because they are good co-
>towa
the fuck are you doing

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>>13156509
>mumei
i like her now
>towa
curses

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What the fuck is the point of auction if the basic shit doesn't even work?
>spam cancel auction
>nothing happens
>expired
>can't cancel an expired auction
>renews
>still can't cancel
Fuck you honk

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Honestly, the best way to play with Towa is probably to always have less than 144 (I'd say even less, but that's the limit) and just day-trade her, you can flip out Towa for some good 4~6k profits while not destroying your wallet or divs
>>13156618
just bid on yourself anon

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I just noticed but congrats to heartattack financials for having all coins at over 1000+ !!!!

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>>13156618
>Can't cancel auctions when there's less than 15 minutes left
>Expired auction reset at 15 minutes
pottery

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Can someone sell me miko's hat and watame's hat
I'll buy it for 25 mil each
make the deadline quick

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>>13156799
Smooth.

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>>13157037
what even happened

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>>13157037
pettan pettan tsurupettan

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>>13157096
I really like that song, It'so catchy

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>>13157229
don't say that, you'll make your oshi very angry

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>>13157229
>>13157310
Never forget your /jp/ roots, /vt/.

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>>13156854
haatons marriage?

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Haha...

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>>13156360
>>13156367

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>>13144515

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>>13158113
>best konnui love
ohhh konnui

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>>13158113
>japanese romance
I NEED A JAPANESE WIFE

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>>13158113
>post stack
post stack

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>>13158113
>schizo priestess
>japanese romance
>become top

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>>13158380
Here, a personal favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIUmIuRUtY

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>>13158113
>japanese romamce
I'm fine with any kind of romance really, expect anything with trannies in it.

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Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>13152192
God speed anon, I only wish the best for you.

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>>13158836
based really

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>>13158836
Romanceanon... "except"...

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>(ma)Towar
Why is this faggot allowed to transfer huge sums of money using auction without getting banned? Fucking joke of a game.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVU

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>>13156367
I didn't.

>>13156404
>Had a very green day
>But Mel tanked half her value so my fat fuck continues to manifest.
I'm gonna end up with a wide Bibi at this rate.

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>>13156404
>>13159942
Forgot actual graph

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>>13159937
God speed friend.

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>>13159937
the eternal crown, you may now rest. go kill 'em up there...

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>>13160001
I'll attach one of my favorite images of Towa as to this post, I forgot.

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>>13159937
Don't die, brother.

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>>13159937
Goodbye, Tower. Be well and don't get yourself killed.

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>>13159937
You will return to NASFAQ a warrior, friend. Don't die on us.

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>>13159937
good luck friend

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>>13159937
no one fucking cares, you won't be missed in a week, you're no one.

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>>13160732
At the very least, his posts will be missed. Thread's about to get a bit more shit.

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>>13159937
Godspeed, anon. See if you can get a job as a cook or something. Compulsory service sucks, but try to make the most of it and don't get shot at.

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>>13158380
disregard Stack, embrace Yoasobi

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>>13159937
who? abayo

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let me just... leave this... here...

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>>13161066
yoasobi overrated

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>>13161355

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>>13161355
Mustn't-buy-more-Miko...

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>>13161620
I'm buying 700 for the second time this week. Can't be the only boring nigger in the top 40 who doesn't move a lot when his oshi flails wildly all over the market.

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>>13161967
I dunno about 700, boss

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and in case some nigger decides to oshichange now, come at me. You might cuck me for 1-2 months but you'll suicide like the rest of them eventually
>>13162024
started at 5810, max at 5x is 720

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>>13161967
That's the spirit, subject yourself to your oshi. Embracing the essence of the Crab Club feels so warm.

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>>13162084
still need 2270 of your oshi as well but at least I'm on the real oshiboard again

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>>13162131
She's on a break due to health complications so she should be cheap for a little while at least. Take it easy, pal.

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>>13162233
perfect, gotta hurry, she's my only NePoLaBo Coin under 2k

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>>13162256
Stop mogging me, bro...

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>>13162054
hey im not a nigger :(

10000 when?

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Congrats on top 100 matowa, even if the circumstances around it isn't nice.

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>>13162491
i-i’m on the way…

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>>13162568
Please limit sad posts to one a day, I can't handle more.

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>>13162409
depends entirely on her price (I wouldn't 5x her over 10k, bad enough my MPP finally passed 10k yesterday) but dunno might be this year still?
35353 is the number to watch out for anyways.

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>>13163077
I think my mpp was in the 12000's towards the end, at ~10700 shares

you will eventually get to that point aswell :^)

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>>13162409
all oshichangers are niggers in my eyes, I respect 35P more than the bunch of you richfags mogging poor boards. Even if I came to like you personally.

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>>13163139
with the current inflation? Surely.
Does it matter when my oshi is a gudcoin now? Not at all.

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>>13163142
hey im no longer a richfag nor do I mog any poor board so I guess that doesnt apply to me anymore :^) ur a pretty cool guy too i love ur posts

>>13163181
based, make sure to not be retarded like me and dont buy 5x through biggest moon in decades

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>>13163308
I mean you're the whole reason my graph looks like this instead of 25% miko

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>>13163352
time to fix that since theres no one that can mog you anymore

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>>13163396
I thought that twice already and would be very careful with that statement.

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>>13163421
I feel like i need to apologize to you especially for what i did, it kinda makes me feel a bit mad at myself now in death realm but i cant change the past, basically i dont think i ever had to oshichange and now i kinda regret it, i dont know man im kinda retarded

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I fucking hate you all, cunts.

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got my booster jab and it felt like they went straight in to my fuckin bone or something. flu shot in the other arm. this is going to be fun

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Congrats on top 100 to imyourtarget as well.

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>>13152192
>>13162568
agh... fuck.

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>>13163531
In the end it's just a game about virtual maidens thousands of kilometers away from us manking money from goofing around on the internet, just enjoy yourself man

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>>13152192
thank you for your service. at least you don't emigrate.

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>>13159937
I'll miss you anon, good luck.

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>>13159937
Godspeed and good luck

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>>13163531
You have only one thing to apologize for and that is not giving me a 100m stimmy before going into the void

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>>13167052
I never actually had 100m+ in liquid, the most i ever had was last divs and that gave me 98 i belive

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Honk/devchamas, how is the shorting update coming along? (iirc that was the next thing you guys were working on)

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>>13167146
how about apologize for leaving a friend behind? asshole.

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>>13167582
im so sorry!!

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>>13167146
>the most i ever had was last divs and that gave me 98 i belive
Wait, I got 60m at divs and I was like 30 ranks below you. How is this possible?

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>>13167621
Assuming you're IWantAmeToPegMe, I'm typically 10 ranks above you and I only get 30m at divs, nasfaq is about miniscule profits at this point to make up the difference to climb due to old money.

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>>13167621
I'm in the 60s and I get like 25m in divvies every week.
Old coins with old money are a lot better now than they were 3 months ago.

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>>13167621
His wallet was shit, furthermore, divs are super slow, if you go with the usual 10% return (although that's on networth) you'd go from 60 to 66 in a week, then 72, then 79, then 87 and so on

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>>13167621
You see its because after I got all coins to 1000 I have decided to not buy or sell anything to optimize my gains going forward, my total coin count went from 70k to 75k over the course of like 1.5 month and as a result of this my divs went from 90mill when I finished my goal to 98mill right before I roped myself. Im sure if I played as intened I would be getting way over 150M at the end but alas I prefered to stop where my goal ended

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>>13159937
Trying to remember
The days and the nights
Time we spent together
Always in my mind
Now I am alone here
The pieces fall apart in me
The pieces fall apart in me

How am I supposed to live without you
My emptiness - a killer, a disease
Missing your warm smile in the morning
Now you try to tell me that I'm free
Now you try to tell me that I'm free

Don't you know what you mean to me
My everlasting dream
Tears they fall and flood the ground
Like a heavy rain

I don't wanna say goodbye forever
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
I don't wanna say goodbye forever
I don't wanna say goodbye
To you

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>>13167696
If you are who I think you are I can only say one thing. What did you expect from your divvies when you hold all those towa?
>>13167736
Have you tried getting good? jk I love you anon
>>13167739
He had at least 1k of each coin and 10k miko, now that I think about it no wonder his divs were that low
>>13167765
I see I see

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>>13168458
I don't expect anything from divvies, I can only maintain this rank because of a friend and my daytrading. Besides, I'm about to jump another 7 ranks due to said friend. My point is that net worth doesn't really correlate high divvies. Especially since there are others that hold 1k Towa for no reason besides to fuck with my market share, even when it's financially stupid.

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>>13168458
10730 miko, 6200 aqua, 1893 coco, 1810 haato, 1777 peko, 1563 koro, 1333 calli, 1024 ina and 1008 civia, everything else 1000 flat

rather happy with how it looked like at the end

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>>13168649
>spoiler
I'd like to fuck with your market share too, maybe I'll start buyin towa when I reach the comfy crab club

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God bless to the retarded kenzokus who are still buying Towa

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>>13168811
I'd rather you didn't, but again I can't stop you, I can just say it's legitimately a waste to buy Towa in substantial amounts that you can't day trade away.
>>13168896
All me. Make sure to sell all your Towa and never buy again.

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so, who left this time?

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>>13168070
This is a nice poem...

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>>13167467
Give me shorting Devs. I need it.
>>13168070
>prescription pain meds
If you're fuckin with opiates, please stop.
>meds in general
Sometimes, not taking them is the right course of action.
If you're legitimately schizophrenic, or epileptic or something, PLEASE keep taking your fucking meds. I'm talking about anti-depressants, anxiolytics, etc. This isn't my blog, so I'll leave it at that.

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GIVE ME SHORTING SO I CAN SHORT MUMEI ALREADY.

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Actually, Towa might be one of the best coins to short

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>>13169377
this is why honk wont add shorting

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>>13169006
Tower...

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>>13169377
in no particular order
Coins I definitely expect to short relatively often:
>Ina
>Mio
>Towa
varying frequency, not a priority:
>all of council
>Fubuki
>Kanata
>Kiara
>Lamy
>Nene
>Watame
and that's ignoring the single coin that's going to go from "arguably the best coin in the game" to "ABSOLUTELY the best fucking coin in the game" the moment shorting is introduced
>>13169643
nah, I would hope it's they just want it polished, and he's probably figuring out how to set up the fee/tax structure in such a way that it's as useless as multi-sell is. and because Mori makes "solved" shorting fundamentally possible

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>>13169673
Mogu'd.

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>>10721839
>wtf tampa wheres the rest of it

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>>13169673
Tortellini...

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>>13169723
The best option would probably be to have to set the shorts (shorting?) before hour 19 so you can't take advantage of susan from poi

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>>13169723
im still in favor of nerfed fees on multisell to try and make it viable before shorting. shorting just seems too good on certain coins like you mentioned and there would have to be notable downsides for it to work. i think adjustments themselves stop shorting from working/being implemented due to coins inherently going down from adjustments or up. i don't really see a world where shorting could honestly work well for nasfaq due to those core mechanics.

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I really can't take it anymore this is too fucking depressing please stop before I do some stupid shit.

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>>13169833
picrel, those two clips hit way harder with that cat missing its buddy/object of torment for some reason...
>>13169925
If they weren't planning on it before, they definitely will now that I've spelled out why it might be necessary. Of course, there's still some potential for some FUN here, if they implement one of the following:
>"after hours" shorting is still possible but with a hefty fee
>P2P transactions are implemented for options/puts - I don't know the first thing about financial instruments, but I know that the "2nd hand" market for them is often times an order of magnitude more profitable than the instruments themselves
>the options/puts are an "item" that can be auctioned this is the gayest solution, but still welcome
>>13169981
I don't think it's intrinsically impossible, just very difficult to get "right" and account for all the variables. They probably want to get it right and minimize how much the thread calls honk a niggerjew because he will be called one anyways

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>>13170079
i think because it would be very "hard" to get it right is why it wouldn't be implemented. i don't see how you could sell a borrowed share to someone for you to make profit from shorts, and if it's to and from the broker, it's legitimately just free money that can be made. just don't see how it could be implemented feasibly myself without it just printing money.

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>>13167621
>>13167696
>>13167736
Actually, what even would be the expected range of dividends for top 50-100 players? $20M-$50M?

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>>13170471
It really depends on how much you want to climb, if you are going hard on metacoins you could easily get between $50M - $60M, but balancing between oshicoining and poor decisions I'd say you are right, between $20M - $50M, with a few outliers (if they even exist) that get up to $60M

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I was wondering why some of the posts aren't showing. I forgot that I added Kiara on my filters

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I figured I should post this graph as it was due to Tower's farewell gift, as line go up.

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>>13170643
I know you are probably going to use to buy more Towa but you should really invest on some div coins, so you do stupid stuff like buying towa on x3 from friday to friday (unless you already can idk)

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>>13170579
Well, right now 50th player has $559M while the 100th has over three times less, $165M. So I'd assume that the range of expected divvies is at least two times the lower value.

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>>13170755
The only reason why my graph started going up is because I stopped multicoining Towa as much and actually buying div coins/spending my money like a normal player, plus inflation but don't tell honk. I'm already planning to do that, for a bit until I get bored of the game again and just start suiciding while multicoining again.

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>>13170471
After using the wallet analyser I verified that my divs were 45m not 60m. I don't know why my graph goes from 388m to 445m, maybe it was a green day, I don't remember. So yeah, the range should be between 20-50m

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>>13151117
I haven't read a book ever since high school, it probably was the hp saga. Maybe I should pick up some books from my local library when I have time.

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>>13171342
Try it out, I heavily recommend it. It's not as if books are superior to any other medium, but reading for yourself rather than for school assignment really makes for a world of difference. Maybe you'll find out that you enjoy it nowadays.

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>>13171855
I probably will. Do you have any recommandation? Possibly a good love story. Thank you in advance.

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>>13172661
Hmm... Hard to recommend something general, unless you're fine with me just gloating over my personal favourites.
What genres do you like? Maybe you remember a specific book you enjoyed?

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>>13172853
I'm fine with you just saying your favourite, treat me like a white piece of paper.

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>>13173476
*cums on you*

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>>13173514
Tako eats anon, I need your help, please.

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>>13173873
The god damn teamates found us, hop on!

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>>13173476
You've met the investigator here >>13173514, it would seem.

Anyways, if I had to recommend one book... It'd probably be "Mort" by Sir Terry Pratchett. It has very approachable prose; Pratchett's humor is usually on point, features some engaging themes, and takes on usual fantasy tropes. It's a part of a more extensive Discworld series, which has several character-oriented subseries within it. This novel is the first in the line of stories following Death, a prevalent character in the books. Plus, it features bits of romance among the satire.

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>>13174166
Thank you anon.
>>13174229
I will look into it, thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174166
>>13174229
What do you want from me? I was watching ame

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>>13174948
Stop cumming on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13174963
Only done that twice and it was a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

HNNNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

where's my komi-coin honk you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.]

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>13175626
>19:00:01

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>>13175626
>not the zalgo version
What the hell is happening?

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>>13175626
>02:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so cute bros...

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>>13178591
>[Deleted]

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>>13175051
komi always makes my dick fucking diamonds
even that one with the rival pretending to be her in an ntr doujin works on me and i fucking hate ntr

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 5,748,037, a 1.18% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 100,843. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 325,015 shares, or 5.65% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 17,195 shares, or 0.3% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Mel :: +14.7%
>Miko :: +5.7%
>Mio :: +5%
>HLuna :: +3.6%
>Kiara :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Sana :: -4.3%
>Mumei :: -2.9%
>Lamy :: -2.4%
>Korone :: -2.3%
>Ina'nis :: -2%

16 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $116,501.38, which is an increase of 0.06% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $83,220,767,667.96, which is an increase of 2.08% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $14,478.12. A total of 11 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $6,779,953,794.48 in total market value, or 8.15% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $96,767,176.73 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Towa :: +38.5%
>Mumei :: +31.2%
>Baelz :: +18.1%
>Haato :: +17.4%
>Choco :: +17.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Mel :: -43.3%
>HLuna :: -32.8%
>Lamy :: -27.8%
>Miko :: -27.3%
>Fauna :: -19.1%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $88,539,947, which is an increase of 12.43% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $87,024,805.95 today, a decrease of 20.99% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Pochimaru :: +29.2%
>Luna :: +8.5%
>Choco :: +8.3%
>Ayamy :: +4.8%
>Haato & Amelia & Lamy :: +3.2%
>Subaru :: +3.1%
>Roboco :: +2.9%
>IRyS :: +2.6%
>Nene :: +2.5%
>Reine :: +2.2%

31 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The last time Total Volume had a change of 5% or more was 46 days ago.
The last time Starting Liquid moved more than 5% was 19 days ago.
I'm getting kinda sick of eating crab.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13175626
>19:00:01
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour in Chicago. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Wednesday, November 17th

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>>13182558
>The last time Total Volume had a change of 5% or more was 46 days ago.
Did anything significant happen 46 days ago?
>The last time Starting Liquid moved more than 5% was 19 days ago.
Interesting how the dates don't match up, at first I would've assumed both of these would happen during a susan day but they don't actually match up

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>>13182863
>Did anything significant happen 46 days ago?
10/2 was a really big red day. Almost everything was red. At a glance, it looks like a Susaning.
10/29 was just after sports fes, I think.

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>>13183264
>sports fes was 19 days ago
what the fuck
thanks for looking them up

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>>13183509
Looks like SportsFes was 11 days ago. Still feels like it was last week, but I wonder what caused the spike on 10/29 if it wasn't that?

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>>13183634
>according to my graph I crabbed on the 29th
???? this just keeps getting weirder

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>>13183634
If 29th was a susan day right before divs that might have put enough capital in for a +5% swing? I'm pretty sure it was, I was thinking AMOGUS but that was 31st.

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>>13183634
Well, looking at the F.U.C.K. report the 29th was pretty much all green while the 28th had a mix of both green and red

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>>13184127
Check around 22nd. I believe that was a Susan... which was chained to one more susan around 15th.
The logical reason for the green then would be that price/adjustment formula has weekly rolling average in there somewhere.

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>>13184021
If the 29th had been a Susan day, volume would've spiked. When Market Value tanks, Market Volume spikes. What we're experiencing right now is a market equilibrium, where nothing is making big enough movements to pull the market up or down on its own merits, and there's no big event or coincidence pulling more coins in either direction.

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>10/29 was a Friday.
Mystery solved. Market was green but nobody wanted to sell because Divvies.

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>>13184379
>isreal
That make sense, and looking at the other fridays the % rise seems to be in the 3%~5% range (but doesn't hit 5%)

[Anonymous No.]

My sense of time is completely fucked, two green fridays in a row sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly what I find even crazier is that on the 29th (19 days ago) starting liquid was $94k and as of today it's estimated at $116k

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>>13181773
me too but my heartboner

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[Anonymous No.]

>just read Towa's SCs
>You three. My Kenzoku. One last time...

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody have that picture/chart of price percent change to 1-5x buy and sell to break even? Pretty sure it was posted a couple threads back but I can't find it in archive.

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>>13185890
It's in the F.U.C.K. reports, and it still has inaccurate data in the Buy nx/Sell 1x column.
Love you BBB, but please fix it. It's 5%, 25%, 35%, 45%, 55%.

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>>13186412
Thanks, my dumb ass didn't think to look there.
My potato PC really worked hard for a minute to bring the report up just now, jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Unprivate your wallet and I'll buy your Maririn hat.

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>>13186412
Shouldn't be a problem. I'll fix it gradually over the next hour or so.

>>13186775
I'm also working on a landing page to reduce load on phones and lower-spec systems. Right now every day has a batch of formulae associated with it, so basically every day since July 1st has like 70 formula cells. It adds up.

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>>13186807
He won't do it, because it'll prove that he is buying coins, when he listed all those items under the pretense of "reaching top20 without coins"
Don't feed e-beggars

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>>13186920
BBB, since you've gotten around to fixing it, it's not quite as simple. It seems there is an error in your calculator, twofold, in fact:
First of all, selling 1x-5x is taxed as such: 0%, 20%, 30%, 40%, 50%. Only buying has that 5% slapped on top.
Secondly, the way you should calculate it is [multiplier on buying]/[multiplier on selling] - 1. So, for example, for 2x buy/2x sell it's 1.25/0.8 - 1 = 56.3%. The reason why is because those taxes are applied separately. Buying a coin worth $1000 at 2x costs you $1250, so this is the price you have to match; If the coin rises by 56.25% to $1562.5 and you do a 2x sell, you will get $1562.5 in liquid and pay $312.5 (20% of the sum) in taxes, which leaves you at $1250 again, the price you paid. Thus, you break even.

Here's how it should look like, just to break even:
5.0% 31.3% 50.0% 75.0% 110.0%
25.0% 56.3% 78.6% 108.3% 150.0%
35.0% 68.8% 92.9% 125.0% 170.0%
45.0% 81.3% 107.1% 141.7% 190.0%
55.0% 93.8% 121.4% 158.3% 210.0%

This table is inefficient when trying to establish when it would have been actually profitable to multicoin, but it's a good cautionary tale against multiselling.

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>>13187232
I didn't realize that's who it was, I guess that was the same person who had $500k hats earlier.

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>>13187675
Forgot to add: it's also worth noting that the green/red % NASFAQ shows you are absolute bollocks. For some insane reason they are calculated as [difference in price now and at closing price]/[current price] rather than [difference in price now and at close]/[closing price]. This means that all greens always seem smaller (a $1000 to $2000 jump would be noted as +50%) and reds always seem bigger (a $1000 to $500 fall would be noted as -100%).

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>>13188010
NTA but I wrote a full spergout about that in July or something, and I was told it was a dead horse THEN. We know.

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>>13188143
I think all oldfags know by now, but it wouldn't hurt to tell that to newer players. If they took those percentages at face value they might be mislead by no fault of their own - after all, you know how percentages should work if you finished primary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13188266
percentages are still fucked even if they're simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>13188266
they should probably be able to read too though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13188319
I'm not saying they aren't fucked here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13188266
I taught high school seniors who had a hard time with fractions, let alone percentages. Basic ones too, not shit you'd need to think about.
>13188319
Exhibit A

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>>13188759
hey give me the (You) next time i deserve it for being retarded about percentages

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>>13188945

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>>13187675
Thanks. After triple-checking the numbers, I updated the chart and the calculator as well. Please find the new version enclosed for your shitposting needs.

The calculator is actually part of a project I'm working on to help with decision-making, less of a wallet analyzer and more of a wallet planner, to help newer players get off the ground by giving them ideas on long-term investments, ways to make short-term gains, and how to keep an eye out for specific events in the market. Most of it is too loose to be of value to most of the current playerbase, but it should be invaluable to somebody that wants to improve their standing but is at a loss.

>>13188010
I don't even know why it's presented that way. I don't think I've ever found the on-site % change metric useful.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually stopped going to auctions page because of KoroneSuki filling it with garbage priced items

[Anonymous No.]

>>13190364

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>>13191824
>t. M looking for auctions to one up with $1000
if I wait for things to have a bid I could miss good stuff

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>>13191824
That's not really a useful filter. Either something with a really high bid or an auction that will expire in 12hours. If I ever try to find a good auction, first I'll go to one or two scrolls of KoroneSuki's expired items or ridiculously high auction from him if not expired

[Anonymous No.]

This feels so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been using nasfaq for almost a year and I've never once been in these threads. All I do is buy every single coin and dump whatever is left into my oshi. Am I doing it right?

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>>13194294

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>>13194569
You're living the dream, you're doing it right.
Love and buy your oshi. That's the highest goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13194585
Tower...

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>>13187995
Buy my $20k Shion hat instead it's way cooler. Fuck this Menhera fellow, let them rot in their own poor decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13196770
I don't know, sex with menhera sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!
Another week has passed and it is once again time to review the top 100!

This and the next 3 of my posts will be comparisons of last week's and today's top 100. As usual, last week's rankings are on the left, and today's rankings on the right side of the image.

First, the ranks 1 to 25

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>>13199531
Second, the ranks 26 to 50

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>>13199531
>>13199552
Third, the ranks 51 to 75

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>>13199531
>>13199552
>>13199584
And lastly, the ranks 76 to 100

I congratulate all those who have climbed the ranks, and wish you all a profitable next week!

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>>13199552
:(

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>>13199531
>>13199552
>>13199584
>>13199616
Thank you for the report anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13199659
mogu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13199659
mogu...

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>>13200800
>>13200823
yummy

[Anonymous No.]

ah, they're so cute i'm dying bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13186807
>>13187232
>>13187995
>>13196770
Keep seething faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>WU
>Fap to oshi
>Wait for GF ASMR
Drained my liquid buying Miko and Mel yesterday, hope the divies would be good tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Towa is going to crab

[Anonymous No.]

One of ame's recent streams got privated, start selling when you still can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13205047
That just means I'll have to buy more to offset the loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13205246
No no, you have to sell her now and buy back at next adjustement when she goes down. Think about the profit you'd make if you follow my advice, imagine all those sweet gains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13205563
but the more Ame I have the better, no? I think you are trying to scam me here
Are you going to sell her?

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>>13205671
>but the more Ame I have the better, no?
But you'll lose money when she dips, money that could be used to daytrade and climb the leaderboard
>Are you going to sell her?
I'm too lazy to sell her, but I strongly advice everyone to sell her to not get bogged next adjustement

[Anonymous No.]

>autotrader somehow missed 6 fucking cycles
>10 Mikochi didn't make it through

[Anonymous No.]

Ive almost run out of towa to sell

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13205852
welp let's correct that then

[Anonymous No.]

post 'em

[Anonymous No.]

hello my name is towa I fall 70% and I'm still a bad deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13206010
had to take out the big one for her
literally just buy lamy instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13205951
Got a minibibi

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>>13206053
Ame for the love go back to being an absolute shitcoin please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13206245
Don't worry, she already has, you're falling for a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13205951
Very thin fuck.

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>>13205951

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>>13206308
The only thing I fell for is her...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I don't know how long you have held it Mr.Wizard, but congratulations on the IRyS crown

[Anonymous No.]

>Nothing to buy
>Nothing to sell
>Took a big dive
Fuck, almost all my coins went to the pool, because they took many dives

[Anonymous No.]

congratulations to the broker for stealing 5B.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>13206010
>>13206053

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>13206010
>>13206053
This only serves to benefit me, you need not apply.

I'm retarded as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207080
we wouldn't be here otherwise

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>>13207080
This makes my dick so fucking hard god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207036

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>>13207157
Unless you're a purple woman or a hag, you have no chance.
I'm different though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207227
>turtle neck
>ring
>short hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207227
jesus fucking christ my dick

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commission my oshi wearing a ribbed sweater, Lycra shorts, barefoot, and showing the ring I gave her when I proposed her... But I'm broke on other nasfaq and IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207928
why not try the drawthread? beggars can't be choosers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207928
if you win the auction art sweepstakes maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207973
>beggars can't be choosers
that is sadly untrue, even in nasfaq. ahem a certain auction spammer ahem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13208049
got all the hats I'd ever need so I entirely ignore that tab, fill me in if you'd like
I'm procrastinating on my power plant setup, I fucked up and built it vertically, it works but it's a pain to improve it in a hazmat suit

[Anonymous No.]

Just fixed a bug relating to the booba awards on the real oshiboard. The issue was related to which award people appeared on (booba, medium or petite) and not the booba score itself.

I am surprised that I did not notice this sooner. Sorry.

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>>13208311
>8 places down
you gotta be fucking kidding me, elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13208208
I assume you mean in satisfactory? If so, would you recommend it? Need a game to pass time and potentially destroy my sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>13207973
I already have something different with my oshi
>>13208048
I'm pobre

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>>13208365
It's early access and one should be aware of that, but in general it's already quite polished and I'd buy it again. There's also a ton of shit to do and it's best enjoyed with others so you can have people constantly work on improving the base and others explore for valuable pickups as well as getting a lay of the land and resources. Most fun if you don't know anything and grit through it.
Your first setup WILL be spaghet, that's normal and fine. The more autism you put into it the better the shitload of stuff you manage at once will be manageable. Slowly failing stuff only comes with liquids, liquids are fucking magic.
Bugs so far are few and far between, vehicles in multiplayer are scuffed and sometimes drop through the floor, singleplayer is nice and stable though.
I have never played factorio, it might be superior. I come from minmaxing Stardew Valley.
If you don't want to spend full price, wait for the next update it usually goes on sale during those to increase playtesting.

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>>13208607
heh, factorio is autism incarnate, my biggest worry is the game being 3D (instead of 2D like factorio), but if it's polished like you said I'll pick it up and probably end up addicted, thanks mikoman

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>>13208361
Code wasn't running as intended, which resulted in people being put into the medium category when they should've been in either booba or petite.

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>>13208777
they thought of that, most of your machines have some kind of ladder so you can climb up for a better view. watch towers are cheap as shit, have a ladder and you get all your mats back when deconstructing so you can freely try ALMOST anything (you'll know what I mean when you reach nuclear. "Shit, did I just irradiate this whole place?").
Later on you get a weak jetpack for exploring, and even later on there's a way to get controlled flight for the true 360° building experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13208935
Are they really that big?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209108
They're big but not massive like others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209108
>>13209202
Here's art from Nishizawa5mili herself
they're BEEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209202
>>13209233
On the verge of being too big to be tasteful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209233
>>13209286
Doesn't really matter for fan art realistically, Towa herself has variable chest size from rurudo herself but people still says she's flat, just preconceived notions on chest size when the polling was done. Nene's are big but not really massive, especially when considered to other cases in holo.

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>>13209352
Towa's official character art and 3D model both have her jacket covering up how big her breasts are. She's similar to Iofi in that regard. Choco also talked about both being this way when doing their respective exams.

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>>13209563
Again, not saying this isn't true and I don't expect Towa to be listed as large, or even a big medium, just saying it's based off people's preconceived notions of holos.
In >>11464230, Anya's rating is fucked because of the rigger fiasco, along with others that are arguable like Subaru having the same rating as Fubuki. Plus the other issues that Holo trends towards large, so a medium sized chest looks "flat" in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, a new pokeshit arc is upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209777
went over to /vp/ for a hot second, it's shit. I don't expect anyone to clear the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209352
I know they're not massive, but I've been getting more and more into smaller chests as of recently. My wife's chest is JUST about the highest level of 'big' that I can appreciate. Official art, I mean. Bigger boobage than that is still nice to look at don't get me wrong, but it sure as hell isn't optimal in terms of aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210077
MY DICK MY DICK AND BALLS AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210077
In pure aesthetics department, I would honestly say the range from Towa to Nene is pretty much "ideal" if you're talking for a woman, not that flat or big is bad, just not really aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210077
Cunny time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210164
Cunny time.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like both please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210175
Finally, cunny time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210305
Your request is denied.

[Anonymous No.]

New bread doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13212114
Sana eat it

[Anonymous No.]

Towa is a whore