/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1457442289580654604

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread: >>12952131

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I'm pissed that Gura is missing this art

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Current schedule is dead now, next stream is probably Tuesday.
Here's Tee K.O. shirts link for anyone who needs it: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/

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Might put on the animal crossing stream again, that one was so good. Don’t go too crazy during her break days

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>>12990687
nice

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I'll be in the corner.

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I miss goop goop

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Reminder that Gura demanded Mori visualize big booba and say she liked it. She'll do it to you too.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>12991042
She can try

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>12991042
I'd do anything for Gura, but I won't do that

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She was extremely cute this week. And funny no pun intended, I felt like she made me laugh with her jokes way more than usual this week. Time for vidya reps next couple days, be strong buds.

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>>12991107
>>12991130
I bet you'll say you wouldn't fuck Dande next. Absolutely out of tune with Gura.

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>>12991183
DANTE IS A PURE BOY he'd never let anon do that to him.

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mama milk
https://files.catbox.moe/y65fr8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4l7bna.png
https://files.catbox.moe/x68j59.png

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>>12990744
Any way to change the image size? The previews make them smaller than I would like them and you can only pick between quantity and either unisex or women sizes. Better if they just take the designs for reference and make official merch out of it.

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i miss the gura already...

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>>12991305
Yeah the size of the image on the shirt kills it for me, I think they're stuck that small and it sucks ass because COMEDY is gold

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>>12991305
waifu2x maybe?

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>>12991183
I'm not Gura, I'm just in love with her.

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What if gura died?

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>>12991575
I'd sacrifice (You) to revive her.

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>>12991575
I have a loaded pistol at my desk at all times

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>>12991575
I'd spend a lot of time in my balcony looking at nothing and listening to her karaokes.

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>>12991575
I'm a good Catholic boy so she would be waiting for me in Heaven

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>>12991575
I refuse to consider the question because I already know the answer is schizo and I'm better off not imagining it. Stop asking.

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>>12991042
I do that without her asking me.

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Oh right, FUCK today was the last stream of the schedule
now im sad

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Anyone have more of these?
https://litter.catbox.moe/j9wq1w.mp4

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>>12991969
At least it isn't the last stream of the final schedule.

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>>12992057
Not worse, since that will just be the last day of my “schedule” as well.

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>>12992187
dont make those jokes they make gura sad

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>>12992226
>joke

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>>12990744
Buy "Comedy" because it depicts Gura or buy "No More" because it's Gura's design?

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>>12992423
Comedy, Gura put the art and phrase together for No More, but I'm pretty sure it's not her art.

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>>12990687
it'll be the schedule art for the next week.. I believe..

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>>12991184
>be strong buds.
I'll try.

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>>12992423
They're both good, I got both and "Investigating". I wish "Faunny" had a better picture.

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>>12991183
Dante is a virgin chad, he wouldn't fuck even if I begged him to

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>>12992586
Imagine Gura begging dante to fuck.

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>>12991184
She was very cute and funny, but only got 2 regular length stream days (sunday and tuesday).. I just want more Gura..

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>>12991575
That would actually devastate me more than anything else in my life, outside of my mother dying. I'd fall into a deep depression, probably take time off work and cry everyday..

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>>12992226
I unironically think there will be a load of suicides the day Gura leaves forever.

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So what kind of math questions were they?

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>>12992870
I've had that question playing jackbox before, they're typically stuff like:
>124 + 24
>12 - (-7)
>6 - 7 + 4
, so like elementary tier. It's nerve wracking though cause you need to answer fast and get punished for messing up

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>>12992870
Elementary level addition

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I've never met or seen a girl before that's as witty and funny as Gura. What does she have that other girls lack?

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>>12993068
A functional brain

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>>12993068
Self awareness.

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>>12991575
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12993068
Struggle. The vast majority of girls have many things in life handed to them on a silver platter. It’s rare to find one that’s had to mold their personality and disposition to meet the challenges of the world, and then be unashamedly themselves afterwards. Combine that with a superb sense of humor and a voicebox crafted by God himself, and you have Gawr Gura.

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Does gura like deep voices?

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>>12993315
She's spent more effort trying to make her voice deeper.

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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>12993920

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>>12991184
*sniff* *sniff*

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>>12992031
God bless you, anon.

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>>12993299
>Struggle
you could apply that point to every girl in EN, especially Ame more than anyone

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Post cat paws nya

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>>12994908

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member's ASMR will be on Gura's next schedule

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>>12994976
Thanks for letting us know, Gura

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>>12994976
Thanks for letting us know in advance, shark.

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>>12994976
Thanks for the guess, anon.
I also think it's more likely than usual next week

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>>12994976
Imagine if it's actually the whiny Gura asmr where she just lays in bed while talking to us.

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>>12995243
I'm holding on to the tiny tiny sliver of hope that it is since she mentioned it in that last member's karaoke.. she could've ignored that chat comment

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Guys what if she's having a really good night?

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>>12995315
I wouldn't be able to handle that.. it'd be too cute

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>>12995332
Could it be possible that shes combfy right now?

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>>12995332
can only hope

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>>12995481
bet

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>>12994976
She did mention ASMR several times this week, so it checks out.

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>>12995332
I hope so

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>>12995332
I have horrible thoughts, sometimes when she ends her streams i worry that's the last time anyone will see her

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>>12995332
She is, with me

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>>12993068
Loneliness, poverty, strife, maybe overcoming addiction. >>12993299 Pretty much hit the nail on the head.

I'd also add that she's unbelievably sweet by nature and extremely feminine despite loving things that are normally masculine. She loves cute girls doing cute things anime. Video games have been her favorite pastime since the early 00's. She thinks breakup songs are cringe but cries over them regardless. She enjoys gardening, baking, and cooking. She has such an emotional connection to certain songs that she cries while singing them no matter what.
She's a diamond in an ocean of gravel.

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>>12994976

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>>12995315
I want to spoil her so badly.

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>>12994832
Yeah, struggle clearly doesn't help with being funny or Ame would be funny too.

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pizza

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coffee

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>>12996519
I knew a girl that matches Gura almost perfectly, it definitely was the struggles she overcame growing up. I regret letting her slip through my fingers.

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>>12994832
Can I get a QRD on Ame's struggles if this isn't doxxbait? I like Gura's friends, but can't watch all of their streams. I remember Ame speaking about taking care of someone close to her for most of her life and feeling like she lost purpose after they were gone. I'm sorry, but sad things really help me connect with others.

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>>12996519
She's just naturally adorable and hilarious.
tldr. Gura is a unicorn and literally the perfect girl

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>>12997179
Go ask the Ame thread and fuck off.

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>>12996997
I know this pain

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>>12996997
I don't know this pain.. I wish I knew someone who was like her

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>>12995753
That's a fucking amazing picture

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>>12996743
I think Ame is funny.. nowhere near Gura levels but still

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>>12997179
I can't tell you anything beyond what you already mentioned in the spoiler.. just do your reps I guess. She had it extremely hard though, definitely worst in EN.

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>>12995332
That that's great.

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>>12990744
If No More had Inaff as a caption instead it could have made a strong contender to win.

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>>12997547
this

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>>12994976
r-really?

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>>12994976
I love her voice. Karaoke and ASMR are so good.

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How are we holding up /ggg/?

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>>12994976
Can you please wait until the schedule after Gura? I'm going to be unable to catch streams most of next week.

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>>12997791
My furnace is broken, 38F outside, and it's only getting colder let's fucking go.

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>>12997221
wouldn't it be nice to have a unicorn of a wife?

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>>12997791
Barely.

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>>12997791
im fine

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>>12997791
The thoughts of death wont go away

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>>12997663
no

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>>12997791
I had a good dose of Gura today.
I can ride this high for another 8 hours

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>>12997988

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>>12997791
the pain won't set in until dead hours. mori and irys too good right now

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Going on a picnic date with Gura!
Biking home with Gura!
Cuddling on the couch watching horror movies with Gura!
Having Gura sing you to sleep!
Cherishing life with Gura!
I love Gura!

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>>12997753
She has the voice of a literal angel.. such a shame she never continued with ASMR beyond the beginning of this year

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>>12997791
Gura looks to be in better spirits than the beginning of the week. Watching her enjoy herself the last couple of days has really brightened my week, I can ride this high for a few days.

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>>12998289
people need to stop saying asmr when all of us would b e happy with soft talk and Gura does care about the distinction

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>>12997860
Oof, better get those blankets ready.

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>>12997791
In-between schedule void is pain

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Will she ever play DMC 1?

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>>12997234
Hey bud, it's on topic with Ame being in today's collab. I'm sure the Watson general would be more annoyed by some jerkoff from /ggg/ asking what hurt their oshi in the past.

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>>12998465
Nope, time to throw her back to the ocean

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>>12998430
I'd prefer soft talk to asmr, there's always too much crackling in asmr and I can't enjoy it. Another one like the beach stream would be ideal.

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>>12998667
>panties
It's shit!

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>>12998844
You made it inaccurate. They should be in a sealed vault, not mixing iwth dust and trash.

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>>12998958
Yes, but first they must be retrieved from the vacuum bag.

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>>12998650
It would be perfect to do one every season. Wind and rustling leaves for autumn, fireplace for winter, birds and a windchime for spring. gurapls

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>>12998430
literally all she needs to do to make the soft talk ASMR is use her damn 3DIO.. I'd take exactly what she did in the soft talking oceanside stream but with the 3DIO

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>>12999040
anon, stop it... she isn't going to... dreaming of what will never be is painful

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jwu did goop goop stream today

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>>12999130
yes! she was funny

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Goodnight chumbuds, I hope you all are doing good tonight and hopefully better tomorrow

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Im going to have a pleasant dream about gura tonight

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>>12999130
Yes, she dominated at quiplash, and the first shirt reveal of TKD was perfection, murder party was ok. All around good moments

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>>12999678
tank u

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>>12996997
>>12997237
Not your mistake. Especially if you're still young. I wish I was a better friend to a girl that I later learned had been abused. She's pretty cool nowadays, but nowhere near Gura's level. Gura herself is just special beyond comprehension.

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>>12999678
G Wex

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>>12999678
she’s so cute

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How was the collab

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>>13000041
it was great! really funny

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>>13000041
First round of Quiplash was sleepy, but everything after was amazing.

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>>13000041
The girls are capable of being funny

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>>13000294
I don't get it.

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>>13000294
prison food should've won, but I assume most of the audience didn't get the joke

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>>12994976
speaking of which, I never actually watched her 2 ASMR "practice" streams in January, despite being a 1 year member. I guess now is a good time to go back to them

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>>13000359
Which is a damn shame. Fauna seems to have a great sense of humor.

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>>13000460
They're not really asmr, but they are very good

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Gura is just skin and bones

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>>13000460
Oh man I’m jealous, you’re in for a treat. They’re fucking fantastic and super gosling inducing

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>>13000550
>gura's unhealthily slim
>I'm unhealthily slim
WE ARE

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>>12994976
god i hope so

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>>13000487
Well Gura is her oshi, so she has good taste

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>>13000639
Dying

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>>13000359
The audience was a bit retarded

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>>12997860
Honestly sounds comfy AF. You can always throw on more blankets or start a fire. You can never take off more clothes when it's over 100F and you're already naked.

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>>13000639
>>13000939
Uncultured zoomers

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>>12991575
Panic

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how was the Jackbox collab?

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>>13001242

>>13000086
>>13000175
>>13000294

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>>13001242
scroll up like 10 posts

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>>13001297
>>13001299
sorry, it's very late

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>>13000359
Well excuse us for not watching a fucking cooking show.

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>>13001647
Anon, she went to prison before she got the cooking show, this was while she had the home living show.
I bet you didn't even know it was due to insider trading.

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>>13001774
don't make fun of chumbabies

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>>13001774
I had never heard or read that name before today and I think that makes me a better person.

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>>13001865
The babies must be shamed until they learn.
>>13001957
No, it just means means you're either a zoomer or not privy to basic American pop culture from over 15 years.

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>>13002056
>basic American pop culture from over 15 years.
I was busy watching anime.

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>>13002374
IRyS you 're streaming right now...

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>>13002056
Why are American boomers like this?

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>>13002447
It's mostly just that I want to instill people with the desire to look things up if Gura (or someone near her) references them, especially if it's used for a funny joke
Also, because normies filled my brain with this garbage information, so everyone else should have to live with it too.

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>>13002689
I'm not going to to spite you. If you want me to know, say it in the thread.

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>>12996519
>maybe overcoming addiction
Are you really gonna keep pushing this? Second time I see le possible addicted shark post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002798
I mean I did, I'm just lazy and would prefer people do it themselves instead of needing to be spoonfed.

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>>13003076
Everyone else is lazy and nobody is going to look up your SECRET KNOWLEDGE if you don't tell them.

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>>13002906
Anon please, she clearly was and is still addicted to rhythm games.

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>>13003160
Based

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>>13003143
>Secret knowledge
That's like saying Oprah giving out bees is secret knowledge. Just because it's kind of old doesn't mean it takes more than minimum effort to find.

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>>13003160
Up all night doing rhythm games
I can't believe you chumkeks will defend her.

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>>13003259

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how would Gura react to this?

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>>13004760
Two thumbs up, just like the doll

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>>13004760
Hey, be careful, I caught a three day ban when I posted a pic my Gura sex doll right after I got it.

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>>13005702
Imagine the smell when she gets out of the water.

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>>13005702
This neither Dino Gura nor Gawr Gura

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https://twitter.com/adklelele/status/1459745502283456512
oh no

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>>13006575
oh dear god

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>>13006575
Gura's got herself a new loading screen

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>>13006575
Stupid sexy Grungus...

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>>12994976
Thanks Gura. It's been 8 months since a real ASMR from you. Stop being embarrassed

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Need that lil cun

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Nerd them used panties

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>>13006987
Night buddy. I'm going to sleep too.

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>>12994976
big if true
she completely stopped doing gfe after finding the ring fit clip

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https://twitter.com/InterneWeirdo96/status/1459779406985973766

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>>12998233

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>>13007074
Your timeline is impossible, shitposter.

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>>13007074
But the first asmr was post rfa.

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>>13007176
>>13007203
ogey i was wrong and you are right

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>>13006728
Yup, 0 chance this doesn't go on the loading screen.

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>>13004760
its fucking weird, so probably negatively

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I hope we can get a stream on Monday I fear that Tuesday might be the return of TTRPG

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>>13008012
No chance of Monday, it'll be Tuesday at the earliest

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>>13006575
I wish she kept the old gif loading screen and just kept adding onto it

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>>13008040
>Tuesday
No chance.

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>>13006575
As if she needed more shitpost ammo

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>>13008192
Tuesday would be after two days

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>>13008192
why?

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>>13008421
Same reason there's no chance of Monday, headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me bros. Why does the shark sweat so much?

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I just want to have a sleepy day in with my shark wife! I want to cuddle and nap with her!

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>>13008601
I'm pretty sure she says it when she isn't sweating sometimes to keep her guraMM numbers up. She has to hit quota or her manager spanks her.

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>>13008601
She wears too many layers of clothing and her heart always goes fast when she's streaming, heating her up.

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>>13008601
SWEATY SHARK UOOOOH

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Imagine the SMELL

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>>13008601
She is nervous when talking to us even after all this time.

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>>13008601
Sharks pee through their skin.
When she says she's "sweating", she's actually pissing herself live.

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>>13008601
>her room is hot
>getting scared / nervous makes her sweaty (she usually says it when shes doing horror)
>she's cute
one or more of those

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>>13008849
Disgustang
Imagine hugging the pissy shark

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>>13008660
Same desu

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what if she never streams ever....

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>>13008915
You would get all that shark piss all over yourself.
It'd be so hard to wash off, you'd probably smell like it for weeks.
That would be just terrible.

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>>13008953
then you hang the noose around your rafters and kys

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>>13008969
>That would be just terrible
speak for yourself

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>>13008992
anon when people say stuff like that, they don't actually dislike it

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>>13008969
Y-yeah.
W-who would want something like that, r-right?

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>>13002906
I said "maybe" and didn't say what to for exactly this reason. I'm not omniscient, but I'm not completely blind either. Don't be a faggot. The post was about how wonderful Gura is. If you don't like it, then stop giving me (You)'s, post some cute Guras, and list more reasons why you love Gura.

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I like to imagine Gura naked tied-up to a bed.
Shion and Matsuri are raping her and she likes it

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>>13009075
>Don't be a faggot.
You first.

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>>13009092
This, except it's me on the bed, and Gura and shion are raping me

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>>13008969
Absolutely. Don't even get me started on how foul giving her a message would be.

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>>13009131
This, except Rushia is also raping me along with them

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>>13009131
this except Shion reaches into the shrimp jar, pulls me out, and casts a magic spell to make me human-sized before they rape me.

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>>13009199
This but she just feeds me to Gura after pulling me out of the chum jar

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>>13009199
I'm interested in how one would rape a giant shrimp.

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>>13009187
it's too close to home.

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>>13009075
>I'm not completely blind either
I could say anon here keeps injecting himself but he's a nice guy, that doesn't make the first statement true, you've got 0 arguments and try to cover your obnoxious rrat with some nice text.

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i miss her

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>>13009396
same desu

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>>13009396
same desu

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>>13009396
Me too

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>>13009396
same desu

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>>13009075
>I'm not omniscient, but I'm not completely blind either.
You're a shitposter pretending to be a chumbud. Mcfucking kill yourself.

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I like gura

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>>13009187
>>13009323
>>13009396
>>13009456
>>13009474
>>13009494
>>13009507

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>>13009555
>NRG
Clever

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If TTRPG is not this week then no shark stream until Wednesday. Gura loves her days off more than anyone in Myth and is only topped by Kronii in EN

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>>13009654
Not nearly as much as you love making this shitpost over and over again.

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>>13009654
2 days break is Tuesday not Wednesday anon
So either TTRPG or something else on Tuesday

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Oh sweet the bot is back, I was wondering if it got fixed

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I LOVE YOU GURA!!!!!!!!!

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>>13009654
Everyone deserves breaks from work, I hope she's able to actually rest well this time.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got passed by a six-car police chase doing 80 in a 40mph zone. Engines screaming, U-turns in the middle of the road, tires screeching, the whole shebang. I got to go as fast as I wanted because no cops in a three mile radius gave a shit about anyone else.
This is the kind of fun Gura misses out on by not having a driver's license. Especially since she's just as prone to driving in the dead of night as I am. I wish I could be her personal 2:00AM Uber.

Does anyone have a police officer Gura? I'm kinda shocked that I don't have one saved.

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>>13009794
Gura will potentially kill someone/herself with a license by the sounds of it

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>>13009850
She'll get away with it too since she is too cute.

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>>13009794
Miss going on meandering night drives. Can’t justify it with gas being so expensive nowadays.

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Yeah, she's a bit of a nervous wreck it sounds like not driving is probably for the best.

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>>13009654
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/%22loves+her+days+off%22/
Actual mental illness.

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gura

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>>13009943
He's not wrong.

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>>13009943
bot anons..

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there is literally nothing wrong with enjoying your days off and having a healthy work/life balance and schedule. I hope she loves her days off and enjoys them to the fullest.

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it's over...
she's not coming back

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>>13009973
>He

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>>13010016
b-but she loves us anon.

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>>13009075
Who's worse:
Someone who committed the sin of mentioning something slightly taboo under a spoiler.
or
three faggots who kept giving (You)'s, didn't say why they love Gura, and didn't even post cute Guras.

SEAnig hours, I swear...

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>>13009794
Driving fucking sucks, it's sooo boring. She's really not missing out on much.
I literally have to force myself to stay awake anytime I need to drive somewhere for longer than a couple hours.. and this is when I've had a full nights rest too

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Why do you fags always shit the thread after end of every week

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>Oh no they got me, gonna blame the seanigs to cover up my ass
Your shitty psychology from the book doesn't work retard

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>>13009687
>red eyes
>blue hair highlights
Goddammit artists, I know it takes longer to draw these things than it does to just google the difference between Gawr and Gura. Still saving this because cyborgs always have red eyes.

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>Thread is chock-full of unironic HER-rrat peddlers and literal antis all masquerading as chumbuds, anons agreeing with them or pretending to AND unironic doomposters.
Nice.

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>>13010246
Don't forget the gura cute posters.
we do exist.

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>>13010246
>Full of
>roughly 2 anons shitposting
ogey

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>>13010266
just spam Gura images

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>>13010266
You are appreciated but insufficient to make the thread worth it right now. I'm going to bed.

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>>13010269
The only person shitposting is the "gura likes her time off" faggot.
The other anon is blowing things out of proportion

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>>13010187
Loneliness...

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>>13010332
Also boredom

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>>13009850
>>13009898
>>13010099
I just meant driving to the store and other everyday shit during hours where the road is completely dead. Driving for more than an hour at a time gets old real fast.

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Gura cute!

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>>13010064
The worst are the faggots who won't let the shitpost go and thinking they are in any way better.

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>>13010356
>during hours where the road is completely dead
In my city, that's only when everything is closed outside of gas stations.. and driving during the day is complete shit.
I feel unless you live in small town / in the country, driving is mostly pointless

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>>13010064
I'm not very good at saying why I love Gura and prefer to read other people who are better at saying it than me.

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>>13010515
I love Gura because she's nice to me.

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Gura deserves success and happiness!

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>>13010544
would you love me if I was nice to you?

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>>13009794
That doesn't sound fun, that sounds dangerous as fuck

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>>13010558
Maybe. It took about six months before I started to love Gura.

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>>13010546
And lots of yummy food and thousands of husbands and wives!

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>>12991575
I'd unsub and unmember, duh.

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>>13010484
>unless you live in small town / in the country, driving is mostly pointless
Nah, you just need to go to a city that's mid-sized or somewhere smaller. Plenty of places where driving at night is pretty chill.

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>>12996519
Out of this only loneliness may apply, and even that only tangentially.

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what do you think her imaginary friends were like?

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>>13010606
Modern cars are super safe. Just wear your seatbelt and the most dangerous thing is dealing with your insurance to get your car fixed/raplced.

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>>13011005
mean

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>>13011110
I'm going to beat up Gura's childhood imaginary friends, then

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Did some yab happen in the jackbox collab? A second or two is missing in the final VOD compared to archive recording.

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>>13011342
Well? What was it?

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>>13011342
really? the chat is still there, even the hittler question is still there

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>>13011372
No idea, that's why I'm asking.

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>>13011409
Got a timestamp to compare the two?

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>>13011342
penis and hitler joke were the only yabs.

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>>13011481
That's like nothing. Did they cut it out still?

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https://youtu.be/af8tuiJG5eg?t=1725
if chat is still in the VoD the most likely scenario is the archive recording recording 2 extra seconds after the stream went offline rather than gura editing anything

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>>13011544
meant for >>13011439

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>>13009794
imagine just driving gura around... not even being in a relationship with her, just being her personal uber as you said... god that would be so good

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>>13011544
Eh, not even funny.

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>>13011579
How so? Some skinnyfat midget gets into your car and says nothing.

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>>13011544
I actually have used my hair as floss. Not the best!

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>>13011342
if the chat is still there, then that means nothing was cut.

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>had among us twerk gif in latest collab stream
>among us
>imposter
>imposter syndrome
bros... i think that was a cry for help...

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>>13011748
>helping Gawr Jewra
Money first.

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>>13011748
She's been crying for help with her life being boring and uninteresting forever. It's not going to stop. At least she's accepted that her fans love hearing about dumb memes and youtube videos.

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season 2 Gura doesn't have that gay shit anymore

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>>13011828
Imagine what would happen if Gura actually did some research on worthwhile topics herself instead of slurping from jewtube trough.

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>>13011836
Season 2 Gura is really gay though

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>>13011989
>Gura is really gay
You don't need the rest of that sentence

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>>13011997
Yep, it's total bullshit. Gura craves cock.

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>>12990591
Is Gura j*wish?? Or is that a joke?

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>>13012077
It's an easily disprovable rrat seanigs periodically try to push.

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>>13012044
Gura only craves for oji-san cock

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>>13012044
Yeah, Shion's
https://files.catbox.moe/bdxins.jpg

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>>13012138
Sauce?

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>>13012138
Oh nyo~

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>>13012215
https://twitter.com/nucannoncorp/status/1453465518497800200

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>>13011579
It would be a free hour of Gura just chatting and opening up to you almost every day. She obviously wouldn't get too personal due to her nature, but she'd trust you enough to place her safety in your driving ability while travelling streets. That would make for some nice conversations.

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>>13012493
>just chatting
>opening up
Such reckless delusion.

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>>13012493
She, like all introverts, hates chatty uber drivers.

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>>13012689
Extroverts hate them as well.

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No TTRPG again this week for those who are wondering.

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>>13013841
thank god

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>>13013841
I like ttrpg, though I think the carnival arc was weaker than the others.

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this is the worst face Gura can make

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>>13014691
I've never seen a bad Gura face. Even the flaws people point out are haha funny.