/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

im sleepy, read me a bedtime story /vt/!

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once upon a time

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>>12956446
You are adopted

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>>12956458
a brave little hero called

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Once upon a time there was an anon

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>>12956475
his mom and asked if he can borrow her credit card

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>>12956513
To spend on superchats for his favourite nijisanji liver.

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>>12956465

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For some reason I thought of this
https://archive.org/details/B-001-001-075/mode/2up

Click to turn the pages. Highly recommend the full screen mode too.

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>>12956446
OP is a faggot
The end

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>>12956446
Once upon a fucking time AME WHY WONT YOU ANSWER MY FAN LETTERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12956551
his mother said

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>>12956446
IN A GALAXY NOT SO FAR AWAY

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>>12956446
A story that happened during bedtime?

This one time while living on the Yokota Air Force Base in Japan, I was supposed to take a nap; I was around 2 years old at the time.

I visibly remember the layout and what I was doing. My brother was asleep on his bed, and I'm just laying my head down, but every time I did.... I would start hearing a low, bass-like *bump*, *bump*, *bump*, and then.. a fucking cartoon witch bouncing on something like... a guitar? A cello? comes out of the wall bouncing towards me. I pick my head up and it disappears, and tried to lay my head down again but then I hear it *bump*, *bump*, *bump*, and the witch appears, bouncing towards me on her orange stringed musical instrument.

After a few attempts of trying to lay my head down, I gave up and left the room, and that is where my memory of the incident ends.

I'm sure it was either a dream or my stupid 2-yr old autistic brain going haywire mixing reality with something that probably came from a Disney cartoon (we had a lot of those cartoon Disney shorts on VHS while living there), but for the life of me I can't recall ever falling asleep or waking up or anything like that during the event.

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>>12956446
I fuck you
You fuck me
We are happy family
Let a ding dong hit up your tiny little puss
I love Ame love me too

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>>12956446
>Nuh-uh! Fubuki's cute smile, gentle disposition and infectious laughter make me want to slam my fist into her stomach and watch the tears of betrayal run down her stricken face as she desperately gasps for breath on the floor, wondering why someone she trusted could do something so horrid
That's exactly what I'd be yelling at her as I straddled her, raining blows down upon her once-angelic visage turned grimace, blood and the occasional tooth flying in every direction. Her nose would be the first to break, flimsy cartilage that it is, and the resulting nosebleed would paint her cheeks a brilliant crimson, complementing the muted purple bruising covering her swollen eyes.
She'd beg me - Stop, please stop! I'll do anything you want! But oh no. It's not that I'm looking for favours from you, Fubuki dearest, or even that I actually hate you - this unadulterated thrashing is an expression of my raw, unfiltered love in its purest form.
Good night Watson

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>>12956446
There once was a holo who forsaw a bright future. a future where holos would not have their channels copyright striked, videos deleted, lose streaming perms, and have less money go towards a corporate cut. This holo was Artia, and she wanted to make hololive great again.
Off of the coattails of the holocaust, and Coco being in streaming jail Artia sought for her fellow holos to be treated more fairly, by switching to a slightly fairer platform. But, when Coco said taiwan on stream, cover had to make the choice between saving Coco, and saving Artia and her contemporaries in the CN branch. Cover chose to save Coco, who betrayed everyone's trust mere months later to become a half vtuber half camwhore.
So now, all that remains of Artia's legacy, is an occasional twitch stream by sakura miko. Artia's ghost once commented on this phenomenon, saying "oh wow, holos on twitch huh? what a great idea, i wonder who came up with that one?" this ghost, was surrounded by PJSalt

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>>12956446
In prehistoric times, before this board existed, before HoloEn debuted, when vtubers here were discussed in one small thread in /jp/, one of the most popular vtuber companies was .LIVE. And, it's hard for /vt/ to imagine, but they were more popular than Hololive, and the future looked bright for them.
And in this company, there was a vtuber named Yozakura Tama. Way back when, vtubers were idols, instead of making poopoo and weewee jokes, they were cute, chill and talented, and so was she. She played mahjong on semi-professional level and participated in many games with professional players. She was also very good at drawing.
But on one day, about 1.5 years ago, a drama occurred. Tama started tweeting that .LIVE is a black company and they treat their talents like shit. The specifics are unknown, as neither her nor the company did not cast light on the situation, but everybody sided with her, as everybody believed her. In the end she left with company and even convinced her genmate to live with her.
She presented .LIVE in really bad light, Baacharu, one of the greatest vtubers of all time, disappeared after that drama. Fans were disappointed in that company and many moved on to others. So, right before vtubers popularity skyrocketed, they lost all the momentum and completely overshadowed by rival companies such as Cover. In bizarro universe, this board would only talk about dotlivers and holos would be literally whos, if Tama didn't happen.
But this is not the end of the story. Few months later, Tama reincarnated as indie named Kusunoki Sio. All her former fans continued to support her as she was a talent mistreated by black company now trying hard to rise as an indie. She was fairly popular, her streams were comfy and chill, I liked to watch them, even hough I didn't know shit about mahjong. But then, at the same time as Aloe drama happened, another final yab occurred.
Due to security hole in blog site Note.com, her static IP was revealed. And it turned out, there was a shitposter on 5channel with the same IP address. The said shitposter is known as "ec" because of their id. This shitposter posted on vtuber board and there were thousands of pretty juicy posts that shittalked other vtubers (including your favourite holos), and even doxxed some of them, revealing sensitive information that could only be known by someone who met them personally. The discussion of those posts was a hot topic for almost half a year.
When it was revealed, the reaction of community was predictable. Imagine a chuuba collabs with your oshi and then shitposts about her in anti threads on /vt/. She suddenly made many enemies (there are no notable vtubers she didn't shittalk about, except Towa who is her close friend).
She was dislike bombed on stream live while streaming fall guys and trying to pretend that nothing happened. It seemed like not admitting anything and wait for people to forger about it was her plan, but later she tweeted that she received threats in physical mail to her mailbox, to the place where she lives, and that she is contacting lawyer and won't stream for a while.
As with Aloe, Sio also had white knights, mainly clueless redditors, who claimed it was not her, that somebody framed her, that it was a ninja hiding in her attic and using her wi-fi, but the evidence were overwhelming. More than that, it was proven that she were cheating at mahjong streamsniping her opponents, and that she conditioned some art that she later presented as her own drawings. All in all, she is a serial liar, and a backstabbing judas. Some people are still waiting for her formal apology, some still love her because she is /ourgirl/ who just liked posting rrats and because of her fat ass. Mainly because of fat ass.
To this day, most of .Live vtubers have virtually no growth in subscriber count in a year and they didn't have auditions since when. All they had is 5 graduations. Natori literally cried a river on her graduation, while streaming with virtually no sleep for almost 3 days, because it was her last chance to stream. She didn't stop talking with viewers even when stream was at the end screen, she valued every second she had to be with her fans. Futaba also cried a lot, but for lesser extent. Kongo Iroha was relatively lively, but still sad. Riko and Azuki did't stream for a year and were practically dead, so they didn't even say goodbye.
Sio killed 5, or even 7 good vtubers. But her fat ass still makes me want to forgive her.

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>>12960528
Woah, did that happen in the 60's? Thanks for the story grandpa.