Bizzaro in /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get an alternate universe of /vt/ and vTubers in 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I love talking to KFPs!!

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another thrilling Artemis stream tonight. Her charming wit and energetic disposition always leave me with a warm feeling. She's truly shaping up to be the face of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
Ame is a great singer! I love her karaoke streams!

[Anonymous No.]

Have fun in Australia, Calli. Japan will miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has clips of last week Aloe & Pekora offline collabs?
I miss that kino, i don't understand why they privated it, is it just because Peko moaning when Aloe accidentally touch her shoulder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
Happy 1st Anniversary VOMS! Hope you 3 stay together forever!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking shit does Ayame have no life? She does nothing but stream all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
Guys, it's my turn with Fubuki this weekend. She's OUR wife, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
I can't believe Artia was actually not a chinese nationalist all along after her moving to taiwan!

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[Anonymous No.]

Hololive? I think I've heard of them but they aren't that big, right? I doubt it needs its own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Sup /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Magnet is the most popular VOMS across the globe with a perfect, almost native english and Pikamee got sacked in the morning

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>holoshit
Lmao who cares about your no-name indie trash.
Comeback when you have 1/100 of Kizuna Ai's viewership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1252022
>taiwan
You mean East China

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, this Gura Shark vtuber is actually entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

Off to go take my meds.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, NijiEN is still surging like crazy months after their debut. Is Hololive ever going to show any interest in the Western market?

[Anonymous No.]

Holodykes will NEVER EVER be as big as Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell is Kanata still trying to beat Sans? It's been 1200+ tries already. Either beat him, or give up...

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Are you excited about Hololive India?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, Red Heart's EN debut was AMAZING! Who knew that she was just faking speaking poor english all these years?

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>>1252989
Why the fuck does she remove the crust from a peppeloni pizza?! That's fucking weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
WOW I REALLY LOVE KIARA

[Anonymous No.]

たくさんの人に愛されやい!
ちゅっちゅっちゅっ (ちゅっちゅっちゅっ)
ちゅっちゅっちゅっ (ちゅっちゅっちゅっ)
大好きなみんなに愛されやい!
ちゅっちゅっちゅっ (ちゅっちゅっちゅっ)
ちゅっちゅっちゅっ (ちゅっちゅっちゅっ)
そしたらなるんだ ハイパーねねち!

やっちゃってな ああああ あめ
ああああああめ あああああああめ
(あめー! あめー!)
あめ あああめ (め!)
ああああめ (め!) ああああああめ
(あめー! あめー!)
って全力で行こう
そう ね 全開で行こう
歌は誰にも負けたくないんだ
大きな声で 「あ」する前に
ちょっとトイレ行ってくるね

あめ!
よいしょよいしょよいしょ!
あめ!
よいしょよいしょよいしょ!

いいいい い いじゃなくて
うううう う うじゃなくて
ええええ え えじゃなくて
おおおお お おじゃなくて

(ただいま~)
最後にね あああめ あめ
ああああああめ あああああああめ
(あめー! あめー!)
あめ あああめ (あめ!)
ああああめ (あめ!) ああああああめ
(あめー! あめー!)
って全力で行こう
そう ね 全開で行こう
思いきりやればなんとかなるよ
ポンコツだっていい
誤字ったっていい
ただ駆け抜けていこうよ
あああああ 大爆走!

(それじゃあまたあめ~!)
バイバイ!

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>HoloEN leeching from Roboco
You can't make this shit up.

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You think she'll ever regain hearing in her right ear?

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TOWARDS!

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I hate Rushia!

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i-is Watame really going to do a genocide run completely blind? She learns about encounters and the first thing she does is run the place out of monsters.

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>>1256101
Watame is a naturally born predator. The sheep's bloodthirst knows no limits.

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I wish Ina would calm the fuck down for even just one stream

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>>1251831
oh great, another short 30 minute long watame stream and in the middle of the day. come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1256153
Ina should be more like Pekora, all calm all the time.

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Wrong thread, Holodykes.
You can discuss your lesbian whores in your dead general. Only males here

[Anonymous No.]

Chris got a new costume yesterday, she's very cute and I love megane.

[Anonymous No.]

Debut of Hololive 6 gen was great! Akira Mazono is my oshi now!

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>>1256198
I'm sure most of the board will get this reference, since /vt/ has almost no newfags and the few that it has, lurk and do their archive reps

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>>1251831
aloe collab with gura to day. don't forget to watch it live boys.

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>>1256257
Yeah, I'm proud to be a part of her sCREW.

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>>1256262
I get it.

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>>1256198
These failures keep begging the stars to collab with them to leech off their viewers.
I'm glad the chad Roberu has kept his no females rule to this day. No wonder he was the first in Holopro to reach 2 Million subscribers.

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>>1252284
Cover just doesn't give them enough love but I swear there is a market

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Who's excited for Ina's weekly mahjong stream?

[Anonymous No.]

ALOE HATE

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>>1256586
Seethe faggot, bet you watch that insufferable bitch Nene

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>>1256275
I'm glad Aloe is giving exposure to obscure chuubas like her. Gura's career since her debut has been a disaster. Thankfully Cover didn't force her to graduate or apologize after her big yab.

[Anonymous No.]

I really love how chuubas seem to choose different songs to cover instead of bandwagonning a Kanaria song to death

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Why the fuck do you guys watch Koopa? She's such a fucking boring, bottom of the barrel generic Stacy slut. I don't get it. I'd get more riveting content staring at a wall. And have you heard her voice? It's like two cats fighting in a washing machine full of broken glass and forks. Fuck this.

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Love the 4chan dragon

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I can't belive Korone got beaten up by listener-san

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>>1256799
Why not? Korone's weaker than a crippled mouse. Has the voice of one, too. I don't know how someone so miserably silent all the time even has watchers. I guess the kuudere stuff really works.

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I'm getting tired of the constant PekoKiara offfcollabs. I know they have so much chemistry together and that they are truly inseparable friends but they need to do some solo stuff more often.

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>>1256837
Back to global with your failed branch, JPcuck

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>>1256735
I love her 4chan meme reviews. I wish Moona would agree to join her for one already.

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Jesus fucking Christ, Sora really pushes the envelope. How the hell did she get away with a masturbation stream? Especially giving out JOI to people at the same time. Who the fuck gave her model a vagina anyway? It was hot, yeah, but really? Is Sora the biggest whore there is?

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>>1257111
Being a slut is a requirement to be in Hololive. If any of the girls even mentions being a virgin they'll get kicked out.

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>>1257206
What's Towa doing there anyway? She should move to the Seiso company and just be a niji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1257111
Wait until we have Sora fucking A-Chan with a strap-on in a livestream

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Man... nyanners apologized in a sincere manner. She cried during her stream just to apologize for her past mistakes and she begged for forgiveness. She’s going to change a leaf and she will stop trolling, now I’m going to have to subscribe to her channel now.

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This sakura miko girl sounds so mature, i dig her.

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>>1252012
> I'm your wife not your friend.

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>>1251831
>THE PUREST
>THE VIRGIN
>THE RAPELESS
BEHOLD!
THE PROTAGONIST OF HOLOLIVE!

[Anonymous No.]

Since Hololive CN Gen 2 was a big hit, what are your hopes for Gen 3?

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>>1257793
that story owned. Thank God for the abusive chuuba thread.

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>>1253667
ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you don't know the pepeloni? the eeevery one. i never, i neverorder the, the pizza hut. pizza hut pepeloni and with pepeloni. i never order the pepeloni and with pepeloni. pepeloni! i hate pepeloni, no. i never, i never order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can't explain by my drawing! i never order like the cheese pan that it has no cheese on here, this part, the nose. nose of pizza. and then, i don't order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the nose - it never have a pepeloni on h- on a bottom, but i put down these... TOWARDS! cause i love to eat it. and then i don't eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you're confused? incomprehensible! pepeloni! no.

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>>1257419
>he doesn’t know

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>>1257884
Full Taiwan cast

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Still can't believe that clover executed coco live on air to appease China
They Could of just graduated her normally

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>>1258114
>defending the american commie

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>>1258114
It's not like she's actually dead. She's just taking a break to learn Chinese so she can reincarnate in CN Gen 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1258114
Really Yagoo, no torture session? It's boring as fuck, hire better mercs next time

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Guys, I can't be the only one wondering about the total lack of attention Kiara does get on this board??? Yeah, I know, she mostly keeps to herself and seems to be afraid to reach out to other members, especially high sub jp holos and we don't know any ogeys about her roommate, but I really don't get at all why she's basically invisible on /vt/, maybe it's because she doesn't care about yuri baiting, is it? Fucking sick fucks, the lot of you,

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>>1258442
I like Kiara though.

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>>1256735
Based Zhang

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>>1251896
Yes, SHE is!

[Anonymous No.]

Will Ame ever finish a Mario game? She seems to stop any time 69 shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

I love nyanners

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>>1258442
I know they don’t collab much, but I think she has really good chemistry with Calli.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I'm live, FAQ forever.

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>>1252854
What do you mean anon? She beat it in just 10 tries. The audio cues really helped her a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty great cover gave haato ceo after her month long apex session.

[Anonymous No.]

Akai Haato finally graduated, good fucking riddance to this talentless hack

[Anonymous No.]

Guys did you hear Noel's cover of King? How the hell there's that angelic singing voice in a chest so small.

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>>1252026
TOWARDS! Because I DO eat it!

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>>1251831
Susan becomes the most popular VTuber of all time generating so much money that YouTube has no choice but to be renamed SusanTube.

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Uto is promoting hololive on her stream again, truly the most kinhearted and honest chuuba. I just wish the hololeeches would stop putting her name all over their tags.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I can't believe VShojo went bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1266381
That's terrible.

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>>1266381
I can. It was like watching a convocation of Nuns. Not even in a seiso way.

[Anonymous No.]

Woohoolad;
THE GIRL WITH THE BIGGEST BOOBAS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the little shark girl can find an audience soon. Must be hard lagging so far behind her genmates

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Calli is so hot. I don't care what anyone else says, flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

HoloFes just ended and still no news of HoloEN, honestly I can't see why anyone would have any hopes on this rushed job after the success of NijiEN

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>>1251831
I can't get over that VTuber called Sakura Miko graduating some time ago, she was entertaining despite lack of viewership, guess the company wasn't that good either, Hololive's death didn't really meant much to me even if it seemed obvious, too niche and so little, I would have liked to see her play something more risky like GTA V or else I dunno, she was the type of Chuuba to make streams funny no matter the game.

Oh well, back to /nsgg/ to talk more about the Nijisanji EN members.

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>>1267976
Too bad she only likes tall girls

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>>1268335
Perfect for Gura, then

[Anonymous No.]

Aloe's just reached 600K subs!

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>>1251831
>Among us stream
>Fortnite stream
>Rense and repeat

I cant believe how much of a fucking zoomer Korone is

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>>1268388
But Gura is too social for a relationship, she even has talked about either being everyone's friend or everyone's GF, she can't stop with her interactions with other members, even as far as to Collab with our queen Chris and the Gen 5 star Aloe weekly, they even had a 3D concert event on BiliBili with our favorite Chinese culture lover Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't get over how Miko said happy birthday to this Vtuber called Michael.

[Anonymous No.]

moona belongs in EN

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad that the cat Pikamee just adopted is perfectly healthy and has a long life ahead of her.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelemon

[Anonymous No.]

Chris is streaming.

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>>1270452
>implying anybody watches Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Man i fucking hate watching this Akai Haato, seriously another Titanfall 2 stream? Everyone fucking plays that game already fucking god, Dont even get me started on her doing covers that everyone did already. Shes such a fucking copycat and no originality, i hope our great EnMa Graduates her already.

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>>1268703
But she's Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Wow /vt/. Our /4cc/ team is doing great.

[Anonymous No.]

That Nene girl is super depressing to watch. How did she get hired, again?

[Anonymous No.]

Anya deserves her high sub count, I love her femdom titty loli persona and she plays a good selection of games, unlike Ollie.

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>>1278855
She didn't even apply. Cover begged her to join the company.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad we have so many plus sized women of diversity to watch. It feels more real that way.

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>>1251831
Man, i sure do love that the male Vtubers like Kanae Kuzuha or Astel play a healthy variety of games for reasonable amounts of time instead of doing 6+ hours stream of the same game every day, btw do you guys know there are still people playing that dead game from a couple of years ago? it was a Titanfall spin-off or something i can't remember its name because it was so forgotten by everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys exited for the Aloe Monoe collab?

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes about Marine actually being 8 1/2 years old aren't funny. She's not even the youngest member anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I just want to protect this pure, virginal, seiso idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1280244
>spoiler
Loli love!

[Anonymous No.]

This fox is engaged to be wed. How do you guys feel about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1251831
I'm sure glad that the market isn't being saturated by one company. Whatever happened to that Cover corp, anyways?

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>>1280725
heh, I pity that guy, getting husbandzoned so hard he literally has to marry her. I'm glad that Nene would never do that to her friend collection.

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>>1280895
Imagine being husbando'd by a holo. That's fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1280609
I can't believe she's in an understanding and platonic friendship with Matsuri. Good for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>him
Obviously a girl with a voice changer. Wake up you pathetic fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

Suzaku is streaming

[Anonymous No.]

How do we save her bros? Only 300K subs after all this time, it looks like she won't even reach 500K before Aloe reaches 1 million, and that's the least popular HoloJP. Obviously she'll never be able to compete with Kiara's numbers but there must be a way to boost her.

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>>1281109
remember how hard matsuri tried to keep her feelings hidden?

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>>1283491
>300k after months of consistent stream schedule, engaging collabs and creative kino
>meanwhile kaoru has 3mil subs streaming the third makeup tutorial this week
why do we try bros

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still surprised that Senzawa went from being a drunken gremlin to the most successful indie Vtuber ever. I can't wait for her next collab with Nyanners!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283491
Not even collabing with Anya and her 3 millions could save her, anon
It's over

[Anonymous No.]

Villain hei uploaded another fantastic video

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>>1251831
I'm happy and I had a dad during my teenage years.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so tired of Cover blatantly pushing the Hololive/Holostars relationship angle. Can't we have just one single female vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, Haachama is moving to America to further her English studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285785

What the hell does she need to study English more for, she's already more fluent than most native speakers. Did everyone forget the stream where she ordered extra-pepperoni pizza with sausage-crust and dipping sauce on the side?

[Anonymous No.]

another 10 hour ring fit stream. how does she do it

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>>1286720
Her roommate is a fucking athlete anon, of course she can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1286720
She's the least cute holo, and by a wide margin
>>1288835
Please don't elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

Yo guys Mano Aloe boutta get her 3d debut tonight, don't miss it.

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>>1251831
You guys prepared for Kizuna Ai’s live concert? I heard there’s going to be over 300k live viewers on youtube alone but that’s to be expected of a vtuber with over 3mil subscribing and still going. I also heard special guest Kaguya Luna will make an appearance. I’m surprised that despite being a rival company, the successful Moon Studio and Upd8 can still work together but that’s expected of a company that treats their employee with respect and diginity. Heck, their plan to properly introduce the 3 new Kizuna Ais and giving them each anew identity and channel of their own was also a stroke of genius. I especially love that Aipii and seeing her helping Ai with content when she’s busy on her official channel is so touching.
Which reminds me, what do you guys think of the rest of the other vtubers working under Upd8? Such a great company taking in indies and turning them into stars, is just beautiful.

Kizuna Ai is the best. She’s definitely going to go down in history and stay on top of the vtubing world forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Chinese fans are the best

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>>1283784
It can’t be helped. Holostars is just too popular. I mean, who the hell want to watch a bunch of anime girls playing video games. That’s just stupid. Not to mention most of them can’t sing for shit, except for that Amelia Watson but even then it’s not enough to save them. Holostars is just too good. People just love watching male vtubers and I won’t lie when I say that I’m really excited for HolostarEN Gen 2 but at least Cover lets them interact with each other not like fucking Nijisanji who keeps the male and female completely seperated because of MUH IDOLS. Thank god Cover is just an entertainment vtuber company from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

Your 2021 Hololive Mario Kart champion

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I like Sora, but couldn't she be a bit more Seiso? The woman played an H-rated game on stream for goodness sake! She should be more like Tsukino Mito?

[Anonymous No.]

Still can't believe Pikamee got busted for running an illegal cockfighting ring. I realize she was the least popular VOMS member but how did she even come up with that as an idea for making more money? Must be the Spanish side of her family. Hope Monoe, Tomoshika, Tomo Nii-san can continue their vtuber activities without problems.

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe Coco streamed herself dabbing in front of a slideshow of photographs from the rape of Nanking. Why would she deliberately hurt the feelings of over 1.3 billion people like that? Thankfully both our chinebros and Cover reacted quite maturely to the whole incident and she was able to quietly graduate without much drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1281158
Based tell em fucking womanlet lovers

[Anonymous No.]

It's heartwarming how Pekora protected that entire village in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1292728
>Pekora plays NOTHING but Divinity and Baldur's Gate for the last few weeks.
I fear that this WRPG marathon will alienate her Japanese fanbase

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>>1289532
Tokyo Ghoul should've moved into Holostars instead, he tried too hard to pander EOPs but no one's taking the bait. No one gives a fuck about your obscure kusoge, just play APEX like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw the holo's haven't even played undertale

[Anonymous No.]

Coco's stream is very interesting too today

[Anonymous No.]

>>1292999
Literally only 4chan likes undertale.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe all JP members reached the million milestone while playing Fallout New Vegas!

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing how all the girls abide to road traffic laws in GTA.

[Anonymous No.]

JOPs are the cancer that is killing vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1252026
>throws away the entire fucking pizza and eat only the pepeloni