/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit what the fuck happened with Matsuri's viewership?

[Anonymous No.]

She's having fun with her wife, I don't think she cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account
>The princess finally acknowledges you
>But to this day she didn't like your video

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493858
Be sure to add >>12493747 to the pasta next time. Getting blacked is Matsuri's yubigate.

[Anonymous No.]

She's playing on her personal server with her friend that she's currently saviorfagging...
Matsuri has a genuine issue with trying to saviorfag, getting too close to someone, then having commitment issues. Poor Luna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494005
I honestly think she has burned most of her bridges in hololive. She basically self isolated herself with the way she has acted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494059
It's hard to argue against it, I think really only Fubuki and a few Holomem here and there are really still in okay/good status with Matsuri, and the rest just tolerate her on seniority, or at least it feels like that because of how long she went without collabing with any Holomem.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not just the fans who can be awkward schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494005
They're IRL friends too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>>>>>>>>>12493709
https://twitter.com/hirotamasatane/status/1456191186520002564/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493747
>that sense of accomplishment when anions are using your edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Still better than NijiEN

[Anonymous No.]

Noz*mi had three times more viewers, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
4 figures viewership is good for any streamer, and you all need to stop freaking out over numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494102
Shes creeping on Nene which worries me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494795
getting low-tier niji numbers while having 1 million subs is not good by any means.

[Eddy No.]

At this point I'm pretty sure no one in Gen 1 cares, they've gotten big enough to be known far and wide.
Festival specifically is growing her roommate through festival herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494538
>>12495393
cope + rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495748
>c-cope
>r-rent free

Retard

[Anonymous No.]

They'll have to graduate her, just like they did with the ID branch because of their low num-- oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494826
You should give up Anon-kun.
If Nene can befriend shitty bird, I doubt she can't won't befriend Matsuri.
No matter how bad Matsuri image in your mind, she is probably still pretty respected by the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495911
Say what you want about Kiara but the other EN girls are always happy to collab with her and seem completely fine interacting with her. She makes my oshi happy and I would rather believe her than a bunch of insane SEA schizos seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495911
Kiara will always be brought up no matter what. It's almost incredible how much real estate this woman has in many anons heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
most of her streams are apex streams. nobody wants to see that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494538
NijiEN is the last group you wanna compare to. NijiEN only has the fraction of the subs compared to Matsuri, yet they have similar number of live viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494488
?????

[Anonymous No.]

i will save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494795
This. She still has excellent numbers no matter how many shitposts she gets about reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495911
If we think poorly of Matsuri based on what little we know about the garbage she pulls, what the fuck do you think people who know her in real life think about her? She's been bouncing back and forth from person to person for several weeks now because everyone is tired of her shit. Nene plays a retard as a character, but she isn't actually one in real life. The orange woman bad meme has actually rotted the brains of several people on this board, it's incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Matuli becomes a junkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498126
Not even similar, Selen regularly gets more viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709

Too many za handos

[Anonymous No.]

I like the menhera design of her roommate's avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Males,apex and collabs with Indies that no one gives a shit, Matsuri lost her prime a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
all me

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Anonymous No.]

Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498234
>garbage she pulls
What did she do? She a sexual harasser? a creep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494538
2views are living Rent free holofriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494579
will she do a lulu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494005
>Matsuri has a genuine issue with trying to saviorfag, getting too close to someone, then having commitment issues. Poor Luna...
average 4chan saviourfag

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4889369

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Za hando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494579
Isnt it better content though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Content stagnation and not really interacting with the others as much as she used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12505597
How?

[Anonymous No.]

is matsuris downfall HIS plan to get closer to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12505597
JP pokimane

[Anonymous No.]

>>12507906
The Haachama incident is enough for most Holomem to never touch Matsuri with a 10ft pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12505597
If ever there was a sign that there's still some kind of cultural barrier between the EN world and the JP world, this would be it.

[Anonymous No.]

oh matsuli...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498851
Oh fuck she IS graduating

[Anonymous No.]

Every stream with matsuri feels fake now. It's like she doesn't want to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518319
> haachama incident
haato is an immature college student who doesn't know the meaning of commitment and responsability. somehow it's matuli's fault for not accepting being shitted on
>>12518607
you don't even watch her basedboy, go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Her roomate gets more views lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518718
t. lyger

[Anonymous No.]

festival...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518351
not really, gacha streamers, especially Genshin, make fucking bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494538
Holofags have really fallen from grace, comparing their chuubas to 2views

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498851
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12497915
she occupies my mind. so much so i finally membered after the amogus collab. a few months ago I hated her. I don't know what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518718
Matsuri hit "reply all" to blow up one lazy coworker in front of millions of people. Even if Haachama was being immature, that's escalating the conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12522664
Publicly shaming lazy lying fucks is the only thing that will get through to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12521994
After Coco gone, Hololive never feel the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12522465
Hate and Love are opposite side in the same coin. You hate her too much and single time you think Kiara might be not bad and you love her.

I know this because I usually hate and become love Reddit dtagon too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12507906
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFsl66UV-JY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765
Absolutely fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495911
I know plenty of people on this board hate her, but there is no indication that holos share that opinion. At least from the JP side (with whom she has plenty of collabs), I don't watch that much exclusive EN content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765
Smacking someone's butt? Technically sexual harassment but can easily seen as fun between friends.
Sliding your hand up their butt? What the hell Matsuri.

[Anonymous No.]

> Hachaama does a drinking stream with Tequila
> Matuli uploads a picture of her holding Tequila on her roomate's
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765
Matsuri was one of the first few Holos to collab with Nenechi when she was struggling being the last of her gen. This also happened with Luna. Is Matsuri secretly a saviorfag?

[Anonymous No.]

I've lived long enough to see Sora, the one nobody approached because of senpai autism, have more collabs than Matsuri after everyone is done with the menhera act

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518171
That was his hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
Matsuri is very much a saviorfag. She was friends with Korone too until Korone started making other friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
That's not a secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
Based threadreader

[Anonymous No.]

>>12525918
She want to drink with Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
She helped Aruran too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12522465
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518351
This. The average Westerner cannot even comprehend to what point the average Japanese man is willing to paypig. Western paypigs are nothing compared to a dedicated salaryman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765
Nene is attractive so I can’t blame her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
she thinks someone will lick her ass eternally from gratitude after she "save them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12505597
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498085
>most of her streams are apex streams. nobody wants to see that shit
are you sure about that pleb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Nijisanji debuff

[Anonymous No.]

QRD? I've not kept up with festival ever since she pissed of Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12498234
>Nene plays a retard as a character, but she isn't actually one in real life.
NO! DON'T LIE TO ME ANON!.
NENEREAL!
APOLOGIZE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
She targets less successful holos hoping they'll fuck her out of gratitude
When they turn out to be unwilling to do that matsuri drops them and moves on to the next potential victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518370
I legit broke up with a menhera girl during middleschool over her cutting herself because of me, I don't think I could handle matuli

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
Honestly she been getting away with too much for like a year now.
Used to like her but her obvious lie and paypig manipulation just made me lose all respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12495911
>have to watch Kiara streams now to see Watame and Flare because Kiara somehow befriended them
>but kiara's voice is less grating in japanese because she has a harder time screeching 'like a phoenix' or whatever she thinks she's doing by doing a funny voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12544730
Paypigs that delude themselves into thinking they have some kind of relationship with vtubers get what they deserve. Never give people money because you hope, maybe, they'll be your e-gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12522916
OOOOOORRRRRR you could be professional and have management do it. That's kinda their job. All co-worker yabs should be handled in secret going public makes you look like an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494518
>anions
Makes sense, everyone is negatively charged in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526393
Yes but she comes off as a saviorfag who then expects you to owe your life to her forever rather than helping her out once or twice in return.
Once you've paid your debt she'll menhera on twitter about how much she's done for you and yet you stopped returning the favour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12544618
Wtf Nigger Miko actually looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518540
Mate, she already hinted many times she's only in until her contract runs next fall

[Anonymous No.]

Seethe. It's Nene's fault for being too sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12518292
Pokimane caps her donos and makes most of her money through actual business moves. Unironically, on a purely financial basis, she is more respectable than the majority of vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

can't wait for matsuri to make the news after she drops out of hololive and really goes off the edge in her roommate's streams and inevitably gets found by one of her gachikoi

[Anonymous No.]

built for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12545074
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12548902
This is the exact same shit you idiots said about Shion, and look where we are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12550345
Wait is shion still alive?
I though she roped ages ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12493709
she has been at that level for a long time newfag

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVtE1ib4xMM
who care

[Anonymous No.]

>>12550866
Thankfully the little semen demon hasn't an hero'd yet.

[~~Kana sucks~~ No.]

>>12518718
Fuck off Haachama is Japanese. Being Japanese is the epitome of knowing commitment and "responsability"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12552773
>Namefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12524765
god thats hot

[~~Kana sucks~~ No.]

>>12553545
>anonymous fag

die

[Anonymous No.]

>>12552773
>>12559784
>namefag
Neck yourself, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12549707
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12544586
The only things I've seen since then are, she patched things up with Luna. Or rather Luna is extremely professional, did some collabs though they really didn't have the same flirty air as before.

And she cried after choking in an Apex tourney again. The same one that Ayame, Shion and their buddy just casually did really well in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12494059
why do you say that as if matsuri doesnt meet them outside of streaming?