/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>ugliest model
>ugliest voice
>still has more goslings than even Ame
How the fuck does she do it?

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>>12435978
She has better gamer skill than ame, don't forget that she isn't easily tilted like the gremlin

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>>12435978
Autistic retards stick together.

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>>12435978
underage mutts

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>>12435978
She's literally that dorky girl in high school who you got along with really well but never asked out because you were a dumb horny fuck too focused on the prettier NPC chick's.

Maybe I'm revealing more about myself than her audience but I don't know I don't really watch her

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>>12436299
Are you okay, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Actually good at games
Doesn't act like a cunt toward chat when the problem is her fault.
Had some very powerful girly moments like the bento box stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12435978
>still has more goslings than even Ame
you wish Nijikek

[Anonymous No.]

By being a pandering leech.

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>>12436299
It's been 20 years already anon, time to move on...

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>>12435978
by being entertaining

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>>12435978
Gee it's almost like goslinging and GFE feelings are a lot more complex than faggots and women think it works. A casual/someone who literally does not get it will go like "Uhh so gfe is like they role play and make flirty tweets and do ASMR and stuff right" - wrong. There are plenty who do those things trying to hit those notes, but that actually feels cheap and pandering. Basically tasteless / peabrained simps actually give a shit about that kind of thing. Same with coomers, for example lusting over kronii's model and writing fanfics about her etc isn't gfe either (although I don't think many assert it is, just wanna get that cleared up too).

GFE is going to vary in definition person to person and is something perceived as a sense rather than something that can 100% be cued up. In Selen's case it's the warmness of her personality and raunchy tomboy-ness that make her feel like a close buddy to you. A close cute girl buddy - someone you started out being friends with just as bros but eventually, you know, one night you will suddenly have an urge to split her in half with your dick. That kind of energy. She didn't try to be that - people just sense it in her sort of like how Ame really didn't actively try to be GFE and people assigned it to her, at most she played along with it purely as a joke but was never seriously tryahrding for it at all. On the flip side Fauna clearly was aimed as GFE, but it seems most people really don't see her like that.

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>>12435978
>How the fuck does she do it? she doesn't, and you are a lying shitposter

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>>12436882
He clearly isn't, anon has completely lost it.

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>>12436299
Don't put that girl on a pedestal, my man. Maybe she would've divorced you and left you for another man while taken your kids from you in a parallel universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>How the fuck does she do it?

she doesn't, and you are a lying shitposter

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Slow day at /vt/ eh

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>>12435978
>pregnant fanart
>fanart like pic

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>>12435978
>ugliest model
Enna and Reimu are worse (imo), her design is pretty balanced and nice to look at
>ugliest voice
Plenty of worst voices
>still has more goslings than even Ame
False, teamates are majority in Holo threads and holo threads are bigger than Niji's, she's probably the biggest gosling magnet in NijiEn tho

She's a great entertainer but none of those statements are true

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>>12436299
No, I know exactly what you mean, man. I know exactly what you mean.

But the real answer is, she's like a bro that still gets feminine from time to time. She's pretty much the perfect tomboy.

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>>12436299
SHES DOING IT AS WE SPEAK

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>>12435978
>more goslings
That's not a pro

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>>12438248
yeah, with me

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>>12435978
>Anon gets mad a girl can actually be good at vidya and funny
>makes shit up and throws opinions in with (wrong) facts
Let me guess, you tried to add her on Apex and she auto declined your request?

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ame is a terrible person

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>>12435978
the power of charisma

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>>12435978
She offers the perfect gamer tomboy girl next door experience.

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>>12436299
Get a grip anon jesus it’s just a woman

[Anonymous No.]

It's the gap moe. She's a tomboy gamer bro and also a super girly girl. Poor goslings don't stand a chance.

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>>12436299
Are you me?

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>>12435978
She's one of the best Apex players in the world.

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>>12436299
This. She also still sells on Etsy

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: Teamates mad Selen is a better Selen
I'm amazed more people haven't posted numberfag shit. Guess because Ame is near Fauna/Sana levels of viewership?

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>>12435978
>>12436299
>your average Dragoon
also me...

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>>12440069
>tfw this is also me and I enjoy watching Selen a lot
my ex was also called Selen/spoiler]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS

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>>12440069
>TFW could have dated a Mori tier punk girl easy
>Was a retard trying to get the ditzy blonde girl
>Could be sitting on my couch right now watching Mori streams with my own Mori
Sometimes waking up is hell on earth

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>>12436299
too real

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>>12436299
>>12440069
>>12440179
>>12440226
>>12440272
She didn't like you cuz you're ugly and stupid. Fuck you.

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>>12436299
you'll get over it, they exist outside of high school

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>>12440380
You're ugly friend, I'm beautiful, get out MY WAY.

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>>12440069
I remember a girl who was close to me in high school, she played some games but none that i liked, except Lineage 2... i remember going to "ciber café" (that's how its called here in Argentina) and play hours with her. I was so autistic that i never got the hints... until i never saw her again after the third year of school.
Now I'm here with a parasocial relationship with Selen because she reminds me of her

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>>12435978
Easy, her goslings are ugly and they relate the most to her.

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>>12440424
No, anon, she wasn't waiting for you to make a move, she was just being nice to you. Get over it. Selen will never be yours, just like the one that "got away."

[Anonymous No.]

a-are you ok dragoons?

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>>12435978
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAD NEVER GOSLING-ED IN MY LIFE BEFORE I MET YOU

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>>12441033
same

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>>12441033
same..

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>>12435978
>more goslings than Ame
now that's funny

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>>12440639
YOU CAN'T STOP ME ANON OK? SELEN WILL BE MINE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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>>12441033
Goslingbros...

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>>12438089
>Enna is worse
No.

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>>12435978
>Ugliest model
Wrong, she's a based potato tomboy daughter
>ugliest voice
Wrong again, I just hope she does a top 10 list about things you don't want happening to your food.

[Anonymous No.]

>plays apex
>talks to men
>only good at zoomer crap like apex
>bigger coward than petra, will never play phasmo solo or outlast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440639
Fuck you, I made a move and she was my gf. Don't listen to this faggot, shoot your shot.

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>>12442387
>plays apex
yes, she is really good at that
>talks to men
your typical tomboy, interacting better with males than autistic girls
>only good at zoomer crap like apex
true, its cute watching her trying new things
>bigger coward than petra, will never play phasmo solo or outlast
gap moe guaranteed with games with minimal horror
she is perfect

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>>12440446
I was gonna say try to find her on Instagram or something but then I remembered lineage 2 was popular like 15 years ago

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>>12442696
Stop lying to yourself, anon. Let it go.

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>>12436299
I still think about a girl from fucking middle school
Please end me.

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>>12441033
same bro, same

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>>12438174
This is exactly it. She's surprisingly balanced while not forcing it.

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>>12440691
From the look of the thread they're not

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't get what Gosling is.
Reps mean nothing when all it leads to is just more people saying the term.
I don't get the fascination with him, Lala Land was overrated and it was great they got the Oscar taken from their hands,

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>>12451130

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Meidos still ain't shit. Time to Masuda'd the board then

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>>12451130
Goslings are what goslings are, look at what they do and that's what it means. Reading anymore into it is going the wrong direction.

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>>12451130
Goslings have a parasocial romantic attachment to their favourite streamer.

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>>12451130
Ryan Gosling's character in Blade Runner has a virtual gf

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>>12435978
Literally the tomboy dork from the doomer videos who's now hanging with Apex chads, while you sit alone in your room staring at a screen. It's a special kind of feel.

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>>12451130
Ryan Gosling has gained infamy on 4chan for playing a number of socially awkward, bordering on autistic characters, such as in Lars and the Real Girl, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. In Blade Runner in particular, he has a virtual girlfriend named Joi who encourages him throughout the movie. She also happens to be his only real friend, who then gets unceremoniously destroyed. Later, he finds that she may have simply been pre programmed to love him which spurs on its own unrelated to this memes chain of events. 4chan has taken these aspects (as well as the “goddammit” scene due to its particularly strong feelings of catharsis) to sculpt the identity of the “Gosling”, a person who chases virtual love hopelessly due to their personal feelings of loneliness in real life.

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>>12435978
laugh track effect

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>>12440446
imagine thinking a gamer girl had romantic interest in you just because you played together. yea you belong here.

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>>12436299
Ik she has a boyfriend but like, I see her on snapchat and I feel pain.

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>>12441033
tell your oshi to play Outer Wilds. i heard she's not retarded at games

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>>12451283
...Why do I feel like being gosling for Gosling after reading this

[Anonymous No.]

OP it's the gap moe. And she does it all without trying

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>>12452561
That is informative. Thank you, gosling poster.

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>>12435978
#LongNeck is the key

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>>12440382
No they don't. All women (and most guys too) turn into NPCs when they get older.

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>>12437610
I KNOW I CAN KILL

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>>12452561
thankyou loremaster

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fucking losers for falling this hard over a girl with an anime model

I'm glad i'm not the only one

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https://rentry.co/hqboi

[Anonymous No.]

I really fucking love Selen. Everything about her makes me dream for a reality where I live next door to her as a kid and we become best friends. Imagine waking up as this girl's still up playing old games, and having to carry her back to bed since she's too tired to walk there. Imagine her laughing and teasing you until you stay with her and sleep half the day away. I want to hear those loud giggles first thing in the morning. Imagine her dorky whines and laughs as she wants your attention and imagine sitting next to her in your room while you teach her how to play a video game. Selen is so cute, dorky, and lovable. She would definitely be the kind of girl you could scoop up in your arms and tease when you've had enough of her own teasing. I love her too much for words to properly convey, and if you haven't realized just how amazing having her in your life would be, I pity you. The reason she races dragons is because she isn't one, she's an angel. I LOVE THIS GIRL TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART AND SOUL TO HANDLE. I LOVE SELEN

[Anonymous No.]

God i want to make love and cuddle her so bad /vt/


I want to ask her out on a date to go on the beach and make out by the water


I want to propose to her. I want to see tears of joy running down her face as I'm down on one knee. I want to see the love in her eyes light up even more. For all her achievements mean everything to me


I want to live a happy life with her and we can no longer live without each other for the rest of our lives. All the while we would have kids and a house together.


No other chuuba has made my heart itch so much and ignited my love


I cannot be the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

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Imagine being friends with Selen in highschool and your parents make you go to Prom together because "you both get along so well and you need to stop playing so many videogames anyways" even though I DON'T LIKE HER THAT WAY MOM LEAVE ME ALONE and then you show up in an uncomfortable suit at her house just wishing you could both play Battlefield 2: Modern Combat on PS2 online together instead but when you get to the front door Selen opens the door and is dressed in a really girly dress that she and her parents picked out and it looks really good on her and makes you blush and you feel for the first time in your life that you may have a crush on a girl except Selen doesn't act any different she is just too confident to be embarrassed looking so girly so she greets you like normal and you both get in the car together with you being self-conscious the whole time because this really pretty girl just acts super close to you the whole time and throughout the night you just can't stop thinking about Selen and how much you like Selen and how pretty she is and even how she smells feminine and oh my god i think I love Selen but the entire time Selen just makes fun of you as she always does even poking fun at how you're acting weird tonight and you just can't get her out of your head so at the end of the night you decide to just straight up ask her to be your girlfriend which you do but it's really awkward and you don't seem cool at all and she just laughs at you about it so you think you're getting rejected but then at the last second she says sure and that she's surprised you even had the balls to ask her out so then you date Selen and kiss her and fuck her and get married and have kids and live a happy life together and nothing ever goes wrong forever with you with Selen and you're with Selen who is cool and you like a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Selen will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Selen's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtable cackly about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and epic wins. Selen will be the happiest girl in the world and ever year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Here in /vt/? Not even close.
She got her ass beaten by Reine of all people

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get to experience life by having Selen as your wife
>all those bento boxes she made for you to eat at work
>all those nights you spent together playing shooters
>her constant bullying and laughing when you die before her
>her constant whining for you to drink more water and have a good posture while gaming
>being with her in her nostalgic attacks, hearing Daft Punk and watching Megas XLR
>hearing her blessed laugh when you start discussing with his father because of the console wars
>being pulled by her hand for you to enter in the comic shop and buy Transformer merch
>being with her in bed while doing a Madoka marathon
>arrive at your house on your birthday, so that she receives you with a cake that she made herself
>a life with your Selen

[Anonymous No.]

God I want to impregnate a chubby fridge body dragon so fucking badly imagine how cute and round her belly would be compared to her rectangle frame it would be so contrasting and hot and it would make her big right womb look even bigger and tighter and with every pregnancy her body would slowly change shape and after enough time her curveless frame would morph into a complete fertility idol and everyone who made fun of her for having the bodyshape of a barrel will have to eat their own words and my dust because my previously fridge wife will be so fucking hourglass and curvy and ready at any time to almost effortlessly nuture and birth another dozen of my children all the other women will be absolutely seething with rage over hot utterly astoundingly fecund she will be

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry i got bored

I'll go back to taking my meds

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12436299
this isn't a feels thread bro pls it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of people seemed to take the nijipill after Ame's latest burnout. Ame seems to be 'back' currently but who knows how long it will last

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>>12460897
>>12460934
>>12460962
>>12461007
>>12461056
>>12461089
>>12461127

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>>12461716
She's insanely popular in /hlgg/ and teamates are fucking everywhere.
I don't think people ditch their oshi because she needed a proper break after streaming 1000+ hours
And I say that as someone that has Selen as my oshi, this comparison is just dumb, I like both for different reasons.

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>>12460897
>>12460934
>>12460962
>>12461007
>>12461056
>>12461089
>>12461127
Selen...