My parents think I'm dating pic related. They hear her and me backseating out loud to her streams and figured I finally got a girlfriend. How do I put them down gently about this?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:00:22 2021 No.12223298 [Reply] [Original]

My parents think I'm dating pic related. They hear her and me backseating out loud to her streams and figured I finally got a girlfriend. How do I put them down gently about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:02:37 2021 No.12223412 You don't, so here's a better suggestion. Have a nice long talk with your parents on why you enjoy making shit up online.

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:02:42 2021 No.12223418

>>12223298
don't you fucking dare tell them the truth.
create a narrative where you two eventually stop talking and break things off, as it would be best for the two of you.
This narrative must last AT LEAST 3-4 months.
In the meantime, let the guilt go into working harder for those juicy red superchats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:03:32 2021 No.12223468 are you the same anon as yesterday? that's what you get for not wearing headphones

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:03:45 2021 No.12223484 >>12223298 >Actually talking out loud. Jesus anon, only the rope will save you now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:05:52 2021 No.12223604 >>12223468 Yes, I figured because I made the thread so late I would try again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:06:54 2021 No.12223664 this reminds me of that retard on /hlg/ who had his mom walk in on his retarded parasocial relationship with ame. are my fellow teamates really this autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:06:57 2021 No.12223672 >>12223298 tell them that you're gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:07:04 2021 No.12223677 >>12223418 I don't wear headphones because my ears start breaking out in hives if I do and I'm not gonna stop watching Ame >>12223484 My parents had me in their late 30's

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:07:38 2021 No.12223699
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>>12223298
>How do I put them down gently about this?
she lives in another country and you have long distance relationship. then "broke up" with her after few years.
>"can we talk to her?"
she
>is busy (working/studying)
>is shy/not ready to talk to your parents
>lives across the globe and has a night time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:09:27 2021 No.12223792 >>12223298 Tell them that she's just a friend, and that you have no intention in meeting her.

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:10:44 2021 No.12223864

>>12223699
The thing with this is that my dad got all excited about this and gave me a $120 to take her out and my mom said she wanted to meet her. How do I go from here and tell them their son is legit retarded and has formed a parasocial relationship with a woman pretending to be a time traveling detective behind an anime avatar without crushing them?

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:14:10 2021 No.12224069
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OP here

So I was thinking of using the $120 my dad gave me to send as a superchat to Ame explaining this. Maybe she'll play along and pretend she's breaking up with me and say something like "WE'RE DONE" while my parents are at home overhearing. You guys think this can work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:17:00 2021 No.12224258 Why are teacucks like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:17:35 2021 No.12224289 File: 365 KB, 528x528, 1627869755699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:17:40 2021 No.12224292 >>12223864 Just bullshit that she's your oshi and by oshi means best friend. You'll be digging a bigger grave if you play along with the gf angle

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:18:48 2021 No.12224364 >>12224069 would be funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:20:05 2021 No.12224434 >>12224069 For 120 bucks you could hire a decent freelance VA to replicate ame voice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:20:05 2021 No.12224435 >>12223677 put in earbuds then, you fucking dimwitted moron. btw please eat the hot end of a rifle and your oshi suxx

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:20:26 2021 No.12224455 >>12223864 A new entrant into the /vt/ hall of fame? Sweet. Tell them the truth anon. Let us know how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:25:11 2021 No.12224664 >>12224435 My right ear hole is bigger than my left so earbuds are annoying bc they keep slipping off

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:25:28 2021 No.12224682 >>12224069 I'm guessing Ame is way past the point where she finds schizo superchats like this funny but I also know that I cannot control you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:27:13 2021 No.12224770 >>12223298 don't call her "pic related". her name is ame and you love her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:31:30 2021 No.12224975 >>12223298 I am a Chad so I don't care about what my parents say about me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:31:52 2021 No.12224988 >>12224664 most decent earbuds have adjustable rubber-tips that expand to fill the hole with a couple different sizes. Can buy a pair of sennheiser ear-buds for like 20 bucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:33:57 2021 No.12225081 >>12224988 I'll take a look at Amazon. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:42:07 2021 No.12225470 File: 805 KB, 703x938, 16287467126479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223298 That's really cute Anon. But just don't get any bright ideas, because I'm the one dating her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:44:19 2021 No.12225578 >>12223418 anime plots be like

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 02:55:00 2021 No.12226032

>>12223864
>>12224069
OP you dont need to explain vtubers to them but please just tell them you where watching a video and where talking too yourself. I dont know how much your parents understand NEETlife/autism but lying to them about this wont help your situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 03:01:37 2021 No.12226281 >>12225081 don't use the $120

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 03:33:26 2021 No.12227323 File: 1.55 MB, 2508x3541, 84583318_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223664 Don't worry, not every teamete is like that but i'm pretty sure i will end up like that at some point, Ame has too much power over me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 03:43:11 2021 No.12227668 >>12223864 i call bullshit on this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 03:46:05 2021 No.12227759 File: 44 KB, 680x615, 1634966832951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864 Oh no no no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 03:47:25 2021 No.12227804 >>12223298 If you don't want them knowing the truth say it's a friend over the internet you play games with

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:17:08 2021 No.12229070
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OP here.

Here's the greentext

>be me
>watch only Ame streams out loud without headphones
>headphones make my ears get all sweaty and irritated
>talk to myself all the time when im alone so I naturally yell back at monitor when Ame is ree'ing about something
>eventually parents bring it up and ask about my "little girlfriend"
>I get embarassed and don't know how to respond because I feel like this never happened before
>try to deny it
>dad responds with "YOU DON'T THINK YOUR MOM AND I HEAR YOU LOVEBIRDS TALKING LATE AT NIGHT" he then starts laughing
>my mom gets all excited and asks details about her
>for some autistic reason I actually respond to this and say she's blonde
>she then says she has to meet her sometime
>my dad pulls out his wallet and hands me $120
>tells me to take her out somewhere nice

Guys I'm in my room and with the $120 still in my drawer and I don't know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:21:04 2021 No.12229245 >>12229070 honestly i agree you should spend it on some nice headphones for listening to ame's stream

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:22:03 2021 No.12229289 File: 36 KB, 494x496, well damn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12229070

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:26:06 2021 No.12229464 >I was just watching a video on youtube Literally this simple, and you don't even need to lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:47:25 2021 No.12230503 I want to know how this progresses OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 04:56:34 2021 No.12230963 File: 75 KB, 900x900, Apex-Legends-S02-Wattson-Jacket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223298 Watson more like Wattson lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:01:46 2021 No.12231219 >>12224069 You are a fucking retarda lad, just letting you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:03:33 2021 No.12231316 >>12229070 Spend it on an akasupa of course Just be shy about explaining anything about your relationship Eventually actually fuck her and bring her back home, problem solved

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:03:52 2021 No.12231330 File: 18 KB, 334x268, 1621928432682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12229070 I fucking hate this place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:06:04 2021 No.12231433 OP for the love of god don't listen to >>12226032, and don't buy that superchat either, just let your parents believe you're not a complete fucking loser and make up some bullshit in a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:06:53 2021 No.12231478 >>12223298 >>12229070 >>12224069 OP, i hope youre a liar because god damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:21:42 2021 No.12232171 File: 503 KB, 960x1200, 1621487831999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] incredibly fucking based op

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:45:48 2021 No.12233262 You're 28 and live with your parents, you're beyond help. Put yourself down.

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:53:00 2021 No.12233619
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>>12224069
Fellow Teamate here. Actual question for you. Which will be more embarrassing for you? Wasting your money and having Ame laugh at you and your superchat (or not read it at all), or having to painfully (and likely embarrassingly) explain to your parents that NO you don’t actually have a GF, you were just watching a video and talking to yourself. If your still here OP, don’t be a faggot and answer the damn question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:53:26 2021 No.12233633 Hah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:54:12 2021 No.12233663 >>12223864 anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:56:34 2021 No.12233767 File: 54 KB, 637x571, 1635424302399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12233633 praying for OP to release him from his para social relationship with Ame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 05:59:46 2021 No.12233911 File: 168 KB, 747x724, asdasasdasd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12233767 Ame~n

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:00:50 2021 No.12233957 >>12233619 I can live with the first one because I can just lie to myself about that and understand Ame just sees another schizo but having to see my parents everyday after this will be much more harsh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:03:38 2021 No.12234073 >>12233767 She'll "break up" with him by saying she wants to ground pound his mom later tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:07:38 2021 No.12234228 >>12233957 Honestly, best case scenario she might react to it but won't say the line, it's more probable she will outright ignore the message or say something along the lines of "i'm not a robot"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:10:12 2021 No.12234311 OP here Okay guys I have it figured out. I'm gonna send Ame the $120 superchat with the message of if she could pretend to dump me. I'll write down a script of what I'll say if she does go along with it and make sure the volume is all the way up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:11:22 2021 No.12234351 >>12234311 if you aren't just writing fanfiction i really want to stress that this is the worst possible idea. do not do this. please get some grass time in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:11:44 2021 No.12234362 >>12234311 Dont do this, please Just spend it on better headphones or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:11:55 2021 No.12234368 >>12233619 I wonder what Ame would do in this situation. I'm now curious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:12:42 2021 No.12234393 >>12223864 sounds like they already see you as retarded if daddy is handing you money to take a girl out. how old are you, son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:13:43 2021 No.12234427 >>12234311 She will not do this for any amount of supa. Don't you know anything about your fake girlfriend?

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:14:27 2021 No.12234463

>>12234311
It'd be cheaper to search for Ame saying the individual words:
>I'm
>breaking
>up
>with
>you
and edit them into a seamless sentence. Then you could play it out loud and have yourself react to it to drive it home. Make sure your parents are around to hear it of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:14:35 2021 No.12234468 >>12234368 Either poke fun at him a little bit or ignore it I'm sure shes used to this by now t. another person who has hopelessly fallen for Ame

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:15:41 2021 No.12234509

>>12229070
Listen to me. Are you listening? I hope so. You HAVE to tell your parents the truth. Because if you don't you're parents will tell other family members and it will only escalate this lie further and further until it blows up in your face
>>12234311
If you do this, people will doxx you.
They will find out who your parents are.
And they will tell them the truth.
Just say you were watching videos and talking to yourself. THAT'S IT.

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:15:45 2021 No.12234512
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>>12234311
Do not.

Come home one day, binge-eat some icecream, say nothing on the topic, and just act depressed for a few days.

Then go back to normal and refuse to acknowledge her existence if your parents ask.

The fact that you're in to this point is astounding to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:16:53 2021 No.12234551 >>12223298 Why do you make a thread about this everyday? Doesn't falseflagging get boring after a while?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:19:35 2021 No.12234650 >>12234551 this thread has not been made every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:21:27 2021 No.12234706 >>12233619 if he supa's her and she laughs at him, his parents will hear it too

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:25:09 2021 No.12234819 File: 93 KB, 768x768, gnajixf8min61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234311 WHAT????

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:26:07 2021 No.12234844 >>12234706 >You're parents think I'm dating you? >HEY PARENTS YOUR SON'S WATCHING A 2D ANIME GIRL >HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND >HE ALSO WASTED YOUR $120 >IT'S MINE NOW HAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:27:33 2021 No.12234885 >>12234512 OP this is what you should do, listen to friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:27:40 2021 No.12234890 >>12234844 This would be immensely based

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:27:52 2021 No.12234897
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>>12234311
DON’T DO IT YOU FUCKING RETARD. PRESUMING YOUR NOT SOME BAITING SHITPOSTER FARMING (YOU)S. DO. NOT. DO THIS. JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS SHE ISN’T REAL. ITS NOT. THAT. HARD. YOU FUCKING. RETAARRRRDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:30:15 2021 No.12234976 File: 1.59 MB, 680x510, 1373753275943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12229070 please be a lie, even if it's not just tell me it's a lie OP for the love of god

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:31:16 2021 No.12235012 File: 934 KB, 498x498, pepe-laugh-pepe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234311 good luck retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:33:27 2021 No.12235082 File: 383 KB, 2455x546, oshi blues.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:34:53 2021 No.12235118 >>12234844 ame, i know you are secretly /here/, please fucking do this if OP isnt a shitposting liar

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:36:20 2021 No.12235168 >>12234844 Add a >Thanks for the money tho And it's probably an accurate prediction

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:36:34 2021 No.12235172 File: 1.86 MB, 1200x1677, 591FC162-6AB5-48CF-946C-6AF92B9F87B5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put me in the screencap bros (also Danchou is my oshi)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:39:05 2021 No.12235244 >>12234311 You know, even if Ame goes along with it, she'll just dump you in her goofy, overexaggerated voice, she's not gonna take it serious

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:40:52 2021 No.12235302

OP here

I came clean to my parents and said that the girl they're used to hearing in my room is an anime streamer on YT. They had weird looks at me at first, then they asked me to link a stream to the living room TV. A few minutes after, they laughed about it, joked around and doesn't seem to be bothered by it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:41:43 2021 No.12235329 >>12235302 fake we all know you would be disowned instantly, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:41:50 2021 No.12235334 >Still living with parents No wonder Ame has the lowest supachat revenue from EN1.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:41:59 2021 No.12235339 >>12235302 Did you return the $120?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:42:32 2021 No.12235360 >>12235302 I hope you gave your dad the $120 back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:44:28 2021 No.12235409 >>12235302 Actual OP here. This is a fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:45:44 2021 No.12235445 File: 123 KB, 290x290, 12467237882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234311 anon just buy better headphones and make a good excuse before this blows up in your face

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:46:46 2021 No.12235470 >>12223298 Move out. If they ask about a girlfriend say you broke up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:47:12 2021 No.12235482 >>12223298 Kill yourself. Your parents and society in general will be much better off without you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:47:50 2021 No.12235498 >>12235302 Disappointing ending if true. Might as well make my own ending with blackjack and hookers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:47:52 2021 No.12235499 Hire a hooker and have her cosplay Ame for your parents

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:48:11 2021 No.12235505 >>12235334 >not living with your parents for free food and rent

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:48:41 2021 No.12235517 >>12235302 fake. op was a fag all along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:49:00 2021 No.12235531 File: 766 KB, 766x1074, ame smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12235302 Good job OP, Remember to enjoy your relationship with your oshi responsibly and to have fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:49:52 2021 No.12235559 File: 133 KB, 480x401, 1635229066125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mind her, she's just here for the screenshot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:52:30 2021 No.12235662 >>12229070 Sorry OP but there's only one thing you can do now, you have to find, court, and bring Amelia Watson home to your parents

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:55:51 2021 No.12235752 >>12224664 Bro are you me. Most decent earbuds come with different sized rubber tips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:56:53 2021 No.12235788 >>12235662 Yeah OP, you've got gas money, go out and get her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:59:24 2021 No.12235865 File: 12 KB, 480x640, 1546447518289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please please be bullshitting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 06:59:32 2021 No.12235872 File: 2.97 MB, 371x281, 1612004171872.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12235302 >You've unlocked the Best Ending https://youtu.be/8ElVb8YQbmI

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:00:29 2021 No.12235893 >>12229070 >>my dad pulls out his wallet and hands me $120 I fucking hate you crackers. Use that money to buy rope that will hold your weight and kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:03:26 2021 No.12235985 >>12235302 not bad anon, this could have turned out x10 worse if you didn't tell the truth

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:07:09 2021 No.12236105 >>12235893 If I were black I'd be angry and jealous at others having a father around them too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:08:16 2021 No.12236144 >>12235409 I'm sorry, this is the good end. Confess. The faster you tell the truth, the faster they can accept it as a joke. The longer you're holding this, the greater their disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:08:54 2021 No.12236163 >>12236105 I'm not a nigger either, my father is around, he's just not the kind to pass around money to fool around with. These kinds of posts are occasionally funny though, hence the (you).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:10:30 2021 No.12236203 >>12236144 https://youtu.be/8JNDi04ZGmw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:10:32 2021 No.12236204 >>12236105 Oh its much worse anon, he's a SEAnig who has never held $120 worth of currency in his entire life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:13:12 2021 No.12236277 >>12236204 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:15:20 2021 No.12236338 >>12223864 >>12224069 i cringed, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:15:45 2021 No.12236352 File: 494 KB, 628x449, 1622920998137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864 holy shit I hope this is bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:29:08 2021 No.12236682 File: 186 KB, 777x482, BuF31_d-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223298 You could try giving them some home made crystals, shows a lot of love

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:30:57 2021 No.12236725 >>12223864 This is hilarious, I fucking hope it's not bait. But even if it's this is still high quality bait. Props to OP. Btw put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:32:55 2021 No.12236764 Be a Chad and show them your oshi, then tell your parents she's your woman with a straight face. Rta getting disowned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:33:57 2021 No.12236788 who knew a schizo containment board can actually give decent advices

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:43:55 2021 No.12236986 Not a teamate but this thread is pure kino. I hope OP reports on the subject later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 07:51:47 2021 No.12237096 >>12236352 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:00:51 2021 No.12237244 Show them what you were actually talking to. Then look for a cheap place where you can live

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:40:37 2021 No.12238028 >>12236352 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:49:31 2021 No.12238225 File: 356 KB, 1638x2048, 1635480106122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864 Include me in the screenshot!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:52:22 2021 No.12238274 >>12223864 You're fucked

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:53:45 2021 No.12238292

>>12223864
>>12224069
This is why you don't fall for the GFE experience meme and broaden your horizons and start watching male chuubas too. You need to hold on to your sanity and put your neet powers to some productive use, or you'll end up like this, Talking to a fucking computer screen with parents so disappointed that at the slightest hint that their son might not be a sperg they try to get you hitched with a non existent person.

If you were a fucking sensible person, you'd cook up a narrative to last a few weeks ending with an uneventful "breakup" and save the money for an emergency (like your parents tossing your spergy ass out), also get some good damn headphones and stop talking out loud like a fucking retard. That's it, that's the bare minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 08:57:52 2021 No.12238373 Threads like this make me realize I am nowhere near gone yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:05:37 2021 No.12238541 >>12229070 Just tell the truth retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:14:54 2021 No.12238740 >>12238373 Same

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:19:54 2021 No.12238835 File: 74 KB, 800x400, 1633351654863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP, please be a bait How really close we to be pic related anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:22:14 2021 No.12238869 >>12238835 >>12223864 >>12223298 Suddenly it makes perfect sense why Ame is fucking done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:25:09 2021 No.12238908 >>12229070 lol I think my parents just think I'm gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:29:00 2021 No.12238952 >>12224069 No, just say you broke up with her, they'll probably just believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:33:00 2021 No.12239014 >>12234512 FINALLY SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE AAAHH IM GOING INSANE IN THIS PIT OF MANCHILDREN

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:36:35 2021 No.12239067 >>12236682 I'm retarded, what does following these instructions actually do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:40:55 2021 No.12239159 >>12236682 Which chuuba would unironically try this? >>12239067 Make crystals of course. Can't you read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:41:10 2021 No.12239163 >>12229070 Buy a hooker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:42:00 2021 No.12239179 >>12239067 Lethal mustard gas that will kill you. Do not attempt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 09:43:09 2021 No.12239200 >>12238835 This reminds me of an old waifu pasta, but I can't put my finger on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:11:16 2021 No.12239783 >>12239179 Whats the big deal about a bottle of delicatessen mustard farting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:13:59 2021 No.12239834 Please put me in the reddit screenshot I never get to be in one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:15:50 2021 No.12239865 Tell your parents to buy you a 1/60 Perfect Grade Turn A Gundam and gift it to Ame when you propose to her.

Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:36:27 2021 No.12240234

>parent visit relative
>their kids is also a /vt/ loser that watch ame without headphone
>parent overheard
>wow she sounds like our son girlfriend
>the kid explain what vtuber is and maybe couple of rrats depending on how far gone he is
>anon's parents add two and two together
>biggest disappointment of their lives, now struggle to decide whether to confront anon with the truth or keep up the sad charade

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:37:28 2021 No.12240253 >>12229070 pic of money or didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:38:58 2021 No.12240283 >>12223864 i feel like you're just making fun of us teammates

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:39:11 2021 No.12240288 >>12234311 don't do it bro, at least you can return the money to soften the blow when you deliver the bad news

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:55:27 2021 No.12240572 File: 3.85 MB, 3486x6605, anonsgf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to make a screencap but I'm not really good at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 10:59:24 2021 No.12240627 File: 2.13 MB, 209x207, 1634354421351(1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223864 Buy yourself nice clothes and a gym membership. You haven't made it yet but you can We're all gonna make it but you need the right attitude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:00:09 2021 No.12240639 >>12240572 Way too much is happening in this is my only constructive criticism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:02:26 2021 No.12240685 >>12240639 That's what I thought but I don't think it's too bad for my first one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:04:30 2021 No.12240725 >>12240685 I liked that you added that section with OP responding. Maybe you can add another section to order stuff around

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:06:14 2021 No.12240766 >>12240725 You know something fuck it. It's great anon don't change it. Good knows this place needs more OC

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:08:59 2021 No.12240814 Do this >>12234512 and then this >>12240627 for a chance to get even more moolah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:11:26 2021 No.12240860 >>12240627 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 30 11:15:54 2021 No.12240959 File: 32 KB, 128x127, ame_teeth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240766 Thank you anon

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