/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>So many yabs Cover gave up on making a gen 6

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>>12049329
>All yabs from the 3 retards in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

that's good, i don't want them to turn into a nijisanji going for quantity over quality

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>>12049329
Lamy-Polka one was one of the ugliest yab. I saw a lot of Holo fans saying "I wish Cover stopped at 4th gen" during that time

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>>12049389
>t.janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329

Was busy with EN more like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
Cover will never make a gen 6 because the JP vtubing market peaked and any further expansion will end up cannibalising the current roster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
The best of this gen is also the one with the least yabs. Botanchads we just can't stop winning

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>>12049444
It does seem like cover is focusing more on non-jp markets, considering the last new releases are en 1-2 plus vsinger and new ID. I wouldn't be surprised if they're trying to finalize holoES or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

The scouting department stopped finding great girls after Gen 3. 4 and 5 being lackluster means no 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049389
Get a real job

[Anonymous No.]

This will age poorly within the next month
t. im mr cover himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049559
>>12049409
If an EN e-thot said similar things the board would be on fire for weeks. Whores who play video games(badly) for a living have no place to make fun of actual useful members of society.

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>>12049709
yeah but they're jp so they cant doing anything wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049585
Give the llama girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049748
Ok nakirigomi

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>>12049329
>a whole 2 yabs
EN1 had more yabs than all of jp combined

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>>12049709
Physical labor jobs are not useful and will be replaced by robots in 10 years or so.

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>>12049329
what yabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049389
i still don't get this white knighting for janitors out of all professions.

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>>12050118
SEAnigs whose dads are janitors

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>>12050118
It's essentially because it was viewed as a bunch of spoiled rich girls laughing at people that were forced to do shitty jobs like being a janitor through no choice of their own. I don't really get it but that's what they were saying.

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>>12049964
Did anyone graduate in EN1? Nope. So you're factually incorrect. No, /vt/ rrats don't con't as yabs.

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>>12050118
proletariat unity over the bourgeoisie

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>>12050118
It could be antis looking for any ammo, but I do think if a western 3D twitch girl said it this board would be calling her a bitch.

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>>12050118
You can make fun of people at rock bottom but it's in bad taste

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>>12049329
What others yabee situations outside of the Aloe and janitors? Nothing burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene is pretty great though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050191
>>12050223
>>12050247
>>12050291
which actual janitor takes pride in their work though? they know it's shit, the girls know it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
They know it's shit but they probably won't be laughing along when they're the butt of the joke. Especially coming from streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
I only keep up with botan, what did the rest do?

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>>12049329
Honestly Cover needs to stop making more gens for JP because it's starting to dilute the product. They should focus on growing the talent they have now.
And they also need to focus on getting some company wide sponsors.
I'm going to get into schizo territory that they're trying to expand as much as possible then, sell off to an investor at this point. Like can they really be so incompetent to not have sponsors at this point??

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>>12050325
In Japan they do.

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>>12050325
None, but they were laughing at janitors for being janitors. Most people don't choose to be janitors so it was rich girls that got the easiest job in the world handed to them laughing at people far less fortunate than them. Overall really bitchy thing to do.

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>>12050424
I thought everyone in japan had to clean, seems like being a janitor would be ez mode

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>>12050409
>Growing talents like RBC and Towa
Good luck, they should focus on pushing the current stars to even greater heights.

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>>12049389
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050424
In more countries they do it anon, in my country people are like this too and I'm not in Japan

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>>12050503
Stars have to get incredibly lucky to blow up like the girls their chances are pretty low, But I can still see potential in Aruran, Roberu, and Astel

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>>12050019
not all of them can be automated.

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>>12049329
proofs?

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>>12050503
RBC has been inclining. Rightfully so too, she's great.

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>>12049964
1 single yab from Jp Coco was alot more devastating than the whole EN yab has done in one year.
Also the Biggest yab that hololiveJP has done is by releasing an ENgen, killed entire ENvtuber. Fuck jp yab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
alcoholic, liability, menhera, chink pandering, cute lion
everything totally normal and within expectations

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049964
Jp yabs are nothing burgers that trigger Japanese people so much it becomes yabs, see the mio capcom permissions arc or the time miko and marine had to apologize for trashing on a hentai doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049378
Its because they are the most based in gen 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049380
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care, we got nene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12054378
I'm pretty sure cleaning shitters can be easily done by robots.

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>>12056849
Yeah, and we'll be driving flying cars by 2020. Oh shit, I mean automated cars. Oh fuck, I mean no cars. The automation meme will become real when China no longer has a strangle hold on chip manufacturing and India is a superpower.

So never.

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>>12050435
They weren't laughing at janitors for being janitors, they were saying that a janitor ought to have been given a better position at a company after several decades of work. They were laughing because it didn't make any sense for a dude to be working as a janitor for like 40 years at the same company.

[Anonymous No.]

the market is oversaturated
if they add more gens they will go below breakeven point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
Gura took pride in being a janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050019
You could easily say the same for vtubers by that logic, get a fucking grip and realize insulting any profession now matter how degrading makes you look bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12058778
>Cover at the brink of total collapse
Man, other corps must be bleeding out right now. However, I wouldn't be too worried about Hololive. HoloID 3rd generation surely will save them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12059017
and a lot of fumes from cleaning products

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
i'm proud of the work i do, people who make fun of actual janitors are cunts fuck jannies tho
t. janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049484
Don't they need to eventually add more or all the current ones will become hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
>making shit up
weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12060352
That’s Cover’s endgame though. Take the hagpill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049380
Brainlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
They're more worried about cannibalism and money (managers,etc).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
Making fun of people doing honest jobs is a NG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12058068
Didn't they say it's a losers job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049378
I like Porka though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12059387
Only if Cover bothered to promote them in Indonesia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
>Gen 5 will be the first JP gen to reach 1M subs for its active members
Anons are just fustrated that their favorite Gen has 1 member dragging them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12059017
>working class salt of the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050118
Most posters are from the US and T
the US is made up of janitors. Jokes aside they probably tell you that if you neglect your studies you'll end up as a janitor your whole life in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
Jp yabs are different from English Yabs. For Americans they will just say "haha they like them young" or simply post your face and turn them into discord emojis

For jp yabes... well they got Aloe to graduate.

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>>12061081
I haven't seen any evidence of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049380
Hololive has 57 talents under their name, Niji has 107
You ain't that far off friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12058068
Well they obviously don't know that you can indeed get a promotion in janitorial work if you want to specialize in something like HVAC maintenance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
EN Gen 3 is more likely to come up next

[Anonymous No.]

>>12068536
>almost double
>ain't that far off
This is your brain on /biz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12059017
Gura worked as a janitor for Atlantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12068536
> almost 1:2 ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12070492
They also used every single branch member for Holopro while ignoring a bunch for Niji.
It's 57:156, and this is still ignoring the 15 Chinese Waves Niji has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12061238
unironically one of the more humble parts of the better girls is having worked shit jobs before
botan was a neet who drove her mom around
gura was a janny
callie was a waitress
hell, even kiara basically got scammed and probably whored herself out of desperation at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
HoloEN = gen 6

[Anonymous No.]

remember to pour one out for lamys eyes after being forced to look at nene's roastie shaved vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12072180
>HoloEN -> HoloID2 -> HoloIRyS -> HoloEN2
>no, no, Cover has not abandoned the JP base. Uh, uh, HoloEN = gen 6
Cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049380
They already did with EN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12072144
>Ayame is an ojou
>is a horrible cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12072335
cope with the truth?
what?
must be a fandead because you are braindead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12072335
>HoloEN2
>HoloID3

Logically HoloJP6 would be in 2022.

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>>12072335
>3 outta 5 of 1st gen can speak conversational japanese
>all 3 of the ID2 can speak japanese
>IRyS can speak native japanese
>Sana and Bae can speak good japanese, Kronii is a beginer at it
ya know for not being JP they do speak a lot of japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>12059825
Guess who my favorite people in grad school were? After hours, third party janitors. They were all based AF and the only REAL people I felt like I interacted with my entire time at that dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12061205
>What is Gamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12060352
Cover will reconsider adding new chuubas if enough of the current ones graduate. No other way I see them doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050403
Nene accidentally self-doxxed on her first tweet (it’s one of the first things in the copypasta), which lead to everyone else getting doxxed because she followed them on their personal accounts. This helped feed into the Aloe fiasco.
Aloe accidentally posted a Live2D test on her personal account, antis used stupid shit she said years ago as ammo for harassment, Cover put her on hiatus, then her stepdad caused her to have a breakdown and quit.
Lamy and Polka cracked a joke about janitors.

[Anonymous No.]

The janitor thing was a lot more tame than people make it out to be. They were doing cleanup jobs for the minecraft company instead of actual building to which they said >wow we've been doing this so long and still only get the dirt cleaning jobs
>like working as a janitor in a company for 40 years and never getting promoted

It was a slight jab at the black company they're working for, not janitors in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12077212
Its a toss-up if Mio can reach 1M subs before Gen5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12081178
>It was a slight jab at the black company they're working for, not janitors in general
Which is why an outrage even happened.

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>>12077990
It's not even fair to say Nene doxxed herself because all she did was draw a picture of herself (Nene). It was some viewers who figured out her roommate's account from her drawing because they noticed the similar art style. It wasn't Nene's fault. If people want to say Nene doxxed herself then they should say all vtubers are doxxing themselves if they use the same voice that they used in their past lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050209
Spotted the newfag.
Gen 1 had 6 members, now there are 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12077990
Not sure if Nene is clumsy or if that was a galaxy brain plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12081822
To what end tho

[Anonymous No.]

need to wait for some girls to ripen and reach 18, all the female streamers/utaite etc from before vtubing have probably been looked at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
They haven't made gen 6 yet because they're looking for talents who speak fluent English. Using their money and prestige to selectively hire bilingual talent is the strategy from now on, it's why there was so much time between EN2 auditions opening and the debut. They wanted the best JP speakers they could find. Nobody cares about the 5th gen yabs other that the Aloe fiasco.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Cover will be looking for a European based Gen 3 EN and then slowly debut 1 person at a time to create a mini-generation with Irys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12082147
Europe is a dead market, holoRU or holoES is more likely than holoeurope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12082648
>not europe
>ES and RU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049378
>forgets Lamy the janny slayer
>forgets Botan the epro cock sucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
it's 100% better to be a janitor than a bandit, whore and similar scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12082735
Janitor yab is Polka's fault, I see nothing wrong with Botan

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>>12049329
They had a rough start, but Gen 5 turned out to be one of my favorite gens in Hololive, alongside Gen 3 and Myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049380
This desu

High IQ opinion, but i would also argue they should Only focus on hiring the most talented decent people as possible

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>>12081829
The saving of Mano Aloe's Roommate and defeat of the Ultimate Anti. Yagoo and Nene's plan to save her went far beyond our human comprehension everything that has happened was calculated long ago.

Keep in mind Aloe's graduation lead to not only the saving of 1 person but at least 5 people as well as giving Gen 5 a near mythic status for the shit they recovered from.

Iota... I can save her still I know it damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049535
Nene is better than all of gens 1 and 2 combined

[Anonymous No.]

>>12087439
Holy shit Nenechi was a genius all along. I fucking kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12087918
I agree with gen 2 but gen 1 has Fubuking. They are different yet both are amazing streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12087918
Except Fubuki

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>>12087918
>Aqua
>Subaru
>Chammers
Nah, Nene is powerful but she doesn't outshine any entire Gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12088399
>>12088465

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>>12049329
To Japan's credit (one of the few times I'll say that), that's because hardly anyone in Japan fits the baizuo mold that Haato and Coco invited with their antics and EN1 solidified with their degenerate pandering (most subscribed vtuber in the world, ladies and gentlemen).

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>>12081822
Nene wasn't the only one following the others, Polka/Botan/Aloe's roommates accounts all followed each other too

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>>12049329
I don't know what you're talking about

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>>12095516
i want to beleb

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>>12050325
Someone has to do these jobs in the end. It's bizarre to hate on the working class so much when we need people to clean public places, we need service workers and janitors and the whole lot. If we can't give people basic decency for doing a job even they know is shit, we suck as a society.

I think it was a big deal in Japan because they take this more seriously than us. Over there being a NEET is a much bigger deal.

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>>12072466
dude wtf did I do

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>>12088399
Fubuki feels too fake to me at times
I think it's because a portion of her audience wants something she's not willing to give, and she's unironically not willing to simply pretend because she doesn't want the headache that comes along with heartlessly exploiting those people

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>>12072144
Botan was a neet?
I thought she was an ol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049514
Sexy!

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>>12050325
Every workers in Japan are built different. They have the right to take pride in their work. Picrel is why Japanese Janitor are amazing, of course individual awareness contributed to it too.

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>>12050118
They do it for free

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>>12095516
>she could've been my holo oshi
Guess I'm still staying as a hako oshi chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12082945
>whores=bandits
Often prostitutes are sex traffic victims retard

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine they'll make Gen 6 after more graduations occur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050090
its a LARP thread.

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>>12077990
The thing is American and Japan harassment is different. Japanese haters will literally force you to quit the internet or your job. meanwhile americans will just keep you as a lolcow and spam your face everywhere.

simply put

Japan = literally forces you to quit your job/internet, never leaves you alone

American harassment; they simply dox you, laugh at you and post your face and use the other party you had drama with as bait for more funnies

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>>12049514
Her 100 emoji spam forever cemented my respect for her cleverness.

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>>12049329
Don't care, love Momosuzu Nene

[Anonymous No.]

I like Lamy, Polka and Botan.

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>>12050325
Its really not bad though,
>Decent pay
>Only job in a school that doesn't require you to talk to people
>Good benefits
Like you might not be at the top and you might be cleaning literal shit but there are plenty of worse jobs out there.
Also making fun of people for their occupation (if its a honest one) is fucked up, especially when you are an entertainer that is influencing thousands of people at a time

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>>12081788
No it didn't?

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>>12087439
So aloe's roommate was actually menhera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12123039
>>12081788
and glasses girl doesn't count because she never even had a stream

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>>12049329
I was thinking the other night how much I prefer interacting with animals since there's no deception, manipulation or hidden motif; they wear their feelings in their actions.
This thread made me realize that of all these yabs Nene's are the most forgivable, because she's just too stupid to know better. You can't really be mad at someone for being retarded since there was no malicious intent.
Nene fucking opened her career with a big fat yab by accidentally doxxing Aloe and essentially sparking her graduation, but she's since become incredibly popular and beloved in spite of this since it's clear she's just a big moron and didn't mean to do any harm. She's basically too stupid to be two faced or have ulterior motives; her husband collection makes it apparent that she just has trouble turning people down, since she obviously stands to gain nothing from the gag since idols are supposed to remain pure.
Does this mean that stupid girls really are the best girls, so long as they're aware they're stupid? Obviously there's the caveat of stupid girls who THINK they're smart and try to act like know-it-alls, which can be annoying. But stupid girls that are completely aware of how dumb they are and are content to not sweat the complicated stuff basically have just removed humanity's fatal flaw from themselves, right?

tl;dr aren't girls are best when they're almost retarded?

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>>12131087
Nene is evil, she have zero remorse, she is living the dream while person she destroyed life and career to this day is haunted by her actions.
You must also know that Nene is in fact former irl idol, she knows exactly how to act and behave for her advantage.
You just got played into believing that she is retarded and can't do wrong.

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>>12131444
She was very obviously devastated the first few months after Aloe's graduation and was the last 5th gen member to stop mentioning her.
Aloe also chose not to deal with corporate bullshit after the doxxing fiasco.

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>>12131444
Aloe was weak minded who cares. We have chuubas with shitty avatars that start off bad and slowly incline. Aloe had the SEEEX avatar, all she had to do was show up and be cute every once in a while like Ayame.

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>>12049378
What did Nene do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12131718
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12082648
>holoRU
Ewww...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12131718
She doxed her own genmate and forced her to graduate.

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>>12131718
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>Lamy and Nene: Cool VS Hottie
>Claims to be good at riding unicycles, can walk on stilts and is good with the hoola hoop. Of course she can use roller skates. On a stream, after realizing she had this many skills, she messaged omaru on twitter, applying for a position in her circus while streaming.
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company. According to her standards NenePro surpassed the concept of “white company”, thus becoming “gold company”
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears

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>>12136884
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
>Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
>Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
>Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
>She had the objective of getting one (1) kill in APEX. Ended up becoming champion instead.
>co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
>Bought over 10 panties at the same time during an online sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
>When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
>Wasn’t allowed to get a sneak peek of the other girls’ 3d even though she was insistently asking about it. Despite the other girls’ love and support, she felt lonely during the months it lasted. Her manager told her “this three months will be hard on you” so she “prepared” herself for it but it was worse than what she thought.
>Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
>She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
>In Mio’s 2021 haiku competition, she wrote a haiku about eating dirt-flavoured snow
>When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
>Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
>She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
>She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
>Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut date, she spoiled lamy’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12136884
>>12136907

[Anonymous No.]

>>12050325
Will Hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049378
Still funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12112626
unless you're in media like comic books or movies.
then they will try to absolutely destroy you as a human being.
Hmm. maybe media haters are the worst kind of people. Especially the ones in the business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12136884
>>12136907
besto girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12049329
Botan is the only good one.