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1195626 No.1195626 [Reply] [Original]

>haachama going to soul searching journey
>found soulmate
>graduate from hololive
>married
>have kids
>the end

is this the true ending, bros?

>> No.1195688
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1195688

nah she will be back

>> No.1195711

>>1195626
>Strongest idol becoming boring housewife
In your fucking dreams. She will keep practicing techniques of mass manipulation while meditating at tibetan monks temple to brainwash all haatons into literal army she will use to overthrow government and rule the world

>> No.1195718

More like get married to me.

>> No.1195745
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1195745

She can't go anywhere Japan is in a lockdown. It just means she got suspended or stopped streaming temporarily as a form of protest against Cover. Learn to read in between the lines.

>> No.1195788
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>>1195626
We all know what "finding themself" mean for a woman.

>> No.1195799

>>1195626
My brother did soul searching after his girlfriend died.
Now he's gay.

>> No.1195839

If she was true to her character, she'd go full yandere and kill hololive management literally. Do some more experimental cooking with human meat.

>> No.1195860
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>>1195626
Hopefully not, yes I am selfish and want her for myself.

>> No.1195866

I really hope she doesn't graduate, hololive will never be the same and cover will not just stop at the chammers

>> No.1195879

>>1195626
>giving up Hololove when she's still raking in the big bucks

>> No.1195909
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>>1195839
She'll make the Kyoani fire look like a flaming bag of shit compared to what she's gonna do to Cover.

>> No.1195930
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>>1195879
I hope she still has enough freedom to make content that she enjoys making. Having to choose between good $ at a job that sucks and doing shit you find enjoyable is way too real.

>> No.1196049

>>1195879
hololive become this big is because of her as the old senior, even if she goes somewhere she will still big

>> No.1196129

>>1195711
>>1195718
>>1195839
Cope

>> No.1196166

>>1195879
>giving up
Seems unlikely
>fired
Seems likely

>> No.1196264

>>1195745
>read in between the lines.
Haatons can read?

>> No.1196271

>>1195799
If she becomes a lesbian then she can finally date Miko.

>> No.1197208

>>1195930
anon...

>> No.1197336

She has Cosplay Review on the 14th, she'll be back by then

>> No.1197360

>>1197336
Anon, the post was deleted.
She's not doing it.

>> No.1197379

>>1195626
as long as the one she marries is me

>> No.1197397

>>1195688
she ordered a man with the big pepoloni, now she remove the pepeloni.

>> No.1197428
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>>1197336
Anonchama....

>> No.1197470
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is Cover now forcing haachama to eat her pepeloni too? Wow, fuck this black company, COVER HATE

>> No.1197575

>>1197470
>japan's flag has the pepeloni
>she goes away from it to Australia

>> No.1198541

>>1196129
>They have to cope with your fantasy
While you have to cope with reality where she doesn't actually leave

>> No.1198820

>>1195745
The lockdown is over, no one gave a damn about ut anyway.

>> No.1198967

Did anyone save the video where she said Oh Jeasus? I need it. I would have myself but I'm a bad Haaton.

>> No.1199218

>>1195879
I assumed it was more that youtube keeps demonetizing her she isn't motivated to do much else that is better for youtube revenue. On top of cover's cut from her superchats she probably isn't exactly becoming rich. That's probably why she wants to take a break because the videos she wants to make isn't good for the algorithm

>>1196166
>firing one of their top talents
>after nuking a whole branch to keep coco because of her money
I highly doubt that

>> No.1199235

>>1198967
It was in the mega but now gone for some reason, gonna have to get the chama threads in the archives to see if there's another

>> No.1204203

>>1195788
enlighten me, i don't understand women

>> No.1204231

>>1197470
They probably order her margherita and put pepeloni on it as a form of torture

>> No.1204425

>>1195788
this sadly. at least the jav narratives are closer to becoming a reality

>> No.1204579

>>1195626
Haachama's going to marry me. Sorry she can't do streams for the rest of you anymore.

>> No.1211150

>>1204203
Intercourse and lots of it with strange and random men

>> No.1211380

What the fuck is is this thread discussing?

>> No.1211717

>>1211380
anonchama, your reps

>> No.1211992
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>>1196166
japanese companies don't fire employees unless there's a gross violation of contract. they just make them extremely uncomfortable and pressure them to quit.
>>1195930
that's not happening. Now that Cover has decided that they're an entertainment company for realsies, they're going the 2434 route. idolpunk is dead.

>> No.1215774

>>1195711
>not doing both
She attended a boarding school in the Philippines, the country where a housewife actually overthrew a government.

>> No.1215797

Women don't want kids because they're too smart and know about what happens after to you.

>> No.1218455

>>1215797
without kids they have basically no legal means to tie themselves to a dude, wether forcefully or not.
So by the time they hear their biological clock ticking and realize they screwed up and might end up a lonely cat lady they become desperate and baby fever kicks in.

>> No.1218943

>>1218455
>believing that you'd ever need a kid or marriage to have a good life in 2021

>> No.1218991

>>1218943
>Not understanding what you read

>> No.1221099

>>1211992
>2434 route
QRD?

>> No.1221537

>>1195909
Lovecraft!?

>> No.1221560

>>1221099
Nijisanji

>> No.1223406

>>1198967
>>1199235
https://archive.org/details/HaachamaVSHaatoARK

Hopefully it's in here

>> No.1224871

>>1223406
yeah, #30, thanks anonchama

>> No.1225422

>>1195626
I wanna be reborn as Haachama's kid!

>> No.1225951

>>1199218
>because of her money
As opposed to firing her for doing literally nothing wrong because of Xi's money?

>> No.1227154

>>1195745
You don't have to go to other countries to search your soul you dumb instagram roastie.

>> No.1227998

>>1195626
At least it would be a happy ending

>> No.1228578

>>1195626
> you will never wake up to Haachama cooking her disgusting attempts at "food"

>> No.1228912

>>1195626
yes, haachama and I are getting married, we're going to stream the honeymoon on chaturbate

>> No.1229095
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>>1195626
No, this is the true ending

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>>1228578
I would eat every toxic meal with a smile on my face for her

>> No.1229700

>>1229148
Based. Imagine if it actually tastes good despite the poor presentation

>> No.1230689

>>1229700
Haachama herself said the torso of the Tarantula tasted awful so idk.

I might try one of these days.

>> No.1230711

>>1199218
Anon, keeping a Chinese branch alive is a major pain in the ass. They have to reinvest pretty much all their money in China.

>> No.1230754

>>1230689
that was also a pet food brand tarantula and she didn't even really cook it, just dumped it in the ramen and let it soak

>> No.1230976

>>1229148
I would only eat if she squirted on it first

>> No.1231335

Haven't been so updated with Haachama lately, I mean, I watched all the alter ego arc but now I was kinda surprised that her videos aren't available anymore, plus, she's taking a break... wtf happened?

>> No.1231420

>>1231335
we don't know
if you're interested to know some rrats, head to the archive

>> No.1231423

>>1195626
She's 19, kinda young for that but I guess if it makes her happy.

>> No.1231482
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its over

>> No.1231519

I want her to come back as archvillain of holos

>> No.1231917

>>1231519
>she isnt back for a week.
>however randomly the discord call noise pops up in a couple of other holo streams
>couple of days of that and someone is casually playing minecraft and stares at haatos pixel art
>they turn around and her avatar is right behind them
>haato instantly logs out
>video on haachamas channel goes public shortly following
>just a black bg with haachama laughing and in kanji "I'm back"

>> No.1231986

>>1231917
gotta do it with Shuba for maximum reaction

>> No.1236056

>>1195745
TRUST THE PLAN

>> No.1238404

>>1195626
She's gonna do some Eat Pray Love shit and go to South East Asia and then come back as wine drinking care free person married to a 40 year old westerner

>> No.1238557

>>1230689
Gordon ramsay can prove this, he actually grimaced when the inside of torso burst out, first tastes like shrimp and then shit

>> No.1239080

>>1195626
sorry, let me check my period tracking app to see if this post is correct

>> No.1240245

I'm kinda pissed. Watching Haato's content felt like watching older YouTube content similar to filthy frank, Idubbz, and other lets play streamers. People here may hate this persona, it was very crude and embarrassing. But somehow it had that 'knack' to it that I felt when I watched her content. I hate the fact that she had to back out whether it was Cover or YouTube. I wish she kept doing this type of content outside of some company policy or overreach from big algos. Now all we have is 'family friendly' and 'safe' content.

>> No.1241083

>>1240245
painchama

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