*loudly shits on stream*

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>>11822420
*Nijinigs cheering and chanting "BASED"*

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I'm going to try to maintain my respect for vtubers by pretending this didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji did it. One of their vtubers dropped a fat log onstream for all the world to hear. What's the point of even watching other companies? Only nijisanji can deliver this quality content.

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But you guys told me Amelia was the creative one in the industry!

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>Noraneko farting a log into a toilet got more posts and more threads than Nijisanji sending 4 boys to an island to hunt fish with fucking tridents and almost die to a firework misfire/goat headbutt/poison shrooms/getting lost in the woods
The absolute state of /vt/

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>>11822503
Meh, the pink reaper took a louder shit than this. I expected more.

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>>11822630
Collab when?

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>>11822630
>louder
No. It was barely audiable, and you still didn't provide proof that it was not edited in.

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>>11822630
Never happened and anyone with even a hint of knowledge of audio knows it was edited in.

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>>11822420
am i supposed to care if you don't link anything?

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>>11823168
https://streamable.com/s8irb3

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>>11823168
NTA but https://youtu.be/OfM_XkaYNmA

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Another one to add to the "run down" list?

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>>11822597
Any clips of that?

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>>11822597
I don't watch content for fags and fujos.

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>>11822597
Is that supposed to be an issue? I would rather watch a female vtuber shitting than watch males.

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>>11825666
Which says a lot for all the "BRING ON THE WAVE 4 MALES IN EN!" "BRING ON HOLOSTARS EN!" Like Nigga..5000 plus people listened to a girl take a shit for an hour, males aren't hitting 200.

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>>11826886
I Mean one of male nijiID get avarage above 400 view always and peak on 600 view after expose to a nijiEN audience, so yeah nijifan demand male and we getting males bros

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>>11827375
males (female)

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>>11827375
NijiEN is already oversaturated, some of the less popular members are sinking to ~600 viewers. Introducing any new generation in the next few months, irrespective of gender, is a terrible idea.

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>>11822420
can she sue?

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>>11828419
Can't sue for what never happened, anon.

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>>11822420
It's like she saw this edit and didn't realize it's just a joke, and decided to do it for real..

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>>11822420
The thread is still up retard.

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>>11828469
>>11828419
This, first Mori proves that it was real by doing it again, but with better audio, then she can sue for all I care.

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>>11828469
iunno what this audio edit meme all of a sudden is
it was pretty specifically on the VOD last I checked

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>>11823120
Oh, deadbrap

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>>11828894
Is it? I never checked.

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>>11828894
Pretty sure it'd still be talked about today and beaten down into the ground on Mori's streams if she actually did it, just like people beat everything into the ground. It never happened.

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>>11829086
people say deadbraps like every other time
to this day

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*loudly cums on her turd*

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>>11823301
52:15
sound of nature

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>>11830905
Of course she would forget to mute at the most critical part.

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>>11822420
Does pixiv allowed hentai art? I want to search for this cat horny, she so hot

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>>11822597
>Nijisanji sending 4 boys to an island to hunt fish with fucking tridents and almost die to a firework misfire/goat headbutt/poison shrooms/getting lost in the woods
Well if you didn't tel me how should I know?

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>>11826886
Yeah life is much easier in streaming for girls.

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Why?

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>>11823395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Umc1HoH0F0

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Someone post the rundown of this dumb cat

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>>11832171
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757
>did a 300k endurance stream and ended up falling a sleep midstream. So all gen1 and several Livers decide to come to her channel and stream for her.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAhCj0WHqR4
>actually shit live on stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA

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>>11832171
>>11832271
>Literally broke the law by turning 1-yen coins into aluminum foil
>Decided on her own to do a collab with a elementary school YouTuber without consulting Nijisanji at all.
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.
>Rides bike in freezing weather to try new burger from McD (rice buns) while streaming the entire way there (she has her laptop computer open on her bike while she rides it, using pocket wifi to keep streaming). For whatever reason there were military helicopter sounds in the background while she struggles with keeping everything together. Runs away from cop who tries to figure out why she is riding bike with a computer; orders the wrong burger, and tries to go back and falls off her bike before ending the stream.
>Pretends to not know how to set up stream while streaming in-person with Deron. Deron asks her to put up a scrolling comments section on the screen, and cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely. Nearly kills Deron with laughter in the process.
>Ropes Gibara into doing an impromptu in-person collab with her in the Niji office when the latter dropped by to say hi; played 1-2 switch and tried to cheat by fondling Gibara's boobs and throwing switch controller at her. Lost anyway.
>Actually lives in squalor. Mito and Deron says she lives in a very small room (~50 sq. ft room) with 4 cats, and the room is full of stuff cat calls her "treasures".
>Did a stream about cooking "蘇" (prounced "so") in a convoluted multi-modal pun. Her screen title was "おいい蘇 (oishi-sou"). In the stream she boils milk to extract its essence, or "soul". The stream is about her struggling to use a gas stove, nearly starting fire on multiple occasions and alternating between freaking out and being smug to the viewers. 蘇 also means reincarnation/revival, so halfway through the stream she comments about being light-headed and wondering why the gas in the gas stove is low (implying she left it on the entire time) and the entire comments section telling her to get fresh air. She comes back several minutes later and literally repeats the start of her stream word-for-word and then tells the audience not to worry because she has died (and revived) a million times. Stream ends with the fire alarm in her room going off and exasperated Mito commenting "ehhhh".
>Streams on a laptop without a mouse. Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.

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>>11832171
>>11832271
>>11832310
Said it best, but basically the best chubba around.

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What was this stream about? Why was she sitting on a toilet for an hour? Some sort of fucked up ASMR lmao?

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>>11833331
If you don't know nora, you'll literally never get it lol, her fans rarely get what she does.

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>>11831994
Thanks

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>>11822420
Why did she do it bros??

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>>11833612
Um, people need to shit sometimes.

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>>11833331
She wanted to stream, but she also needed to take a shit. There's nothing confusing about that.

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>>11833331
>>11833612
she's a crazy bitch. not even your usual menhera, just straight up crazy.

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>>11822597
>sending boys to do boy things (like boys (things many boys in these boards have likely done))
>noraneko
One of these is more alien to the audience.

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>>11833851
I mostly know her from that english speaking totsu clip.
Is it possible that she wasn't just doing a comedy bit/joking around and she was serious the whole time in that clip?
Also, I'm getting dejavu. I swear this pic of her on the OP was used before.

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Am I the only one that finds this mentally retarded cat hot as fuck?

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>>11832271
>follow up
>Thumb just has her fucking smug ass face and it says "I went to the hospital"
my fucking sides

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I was expecting more, muting the noises is such a cop out
I think that one ryona vtuber did a shitting stream, anyone watch it? Was it better?

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>>11834310
It was way more what you were expecting, she also isn't corpo. Nora caught it just in time, you could hear it start though.

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>>11834310
Mel did, but she's not a "ryona vtuber" whatever the fuck that would be.

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>>11834310
I don't know if it was a stream or a prerecorded video, but here you go
https://streamable.com/vy1jvy

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>>11834580
Tamaki's is better imo

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>>11834129
far from it

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Nijisanji/comments/jsn5dt/noraneko_had_to_go_the_hospital_due_to_putting/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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>>11835238
jesus christ

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>>11834017
Typically when somebody acts crazy and people find it funny, it's a just a bit. Doubt she acts like this IRL. That's was being a good entertainer is.

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>>11832271
This is the kind of slowly burning dumpster fire I came to /vt/ to discover. Count me in.

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>>11822597
The absolute state of humanity.

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>>11837192
Well I think according to Deron, she does play a character but she is so dedicated that she even keeps it up off stream

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>>11832271
>>11832310
Sounds like the best fucking chuuba

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>>11837852
Someday there will be museum exhibitions on the performance art of Fumino Tamaki. You will one day hear her dropping a fat log in surround sound at the Met.

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>>11837192
Necrotizing your nipples on purpose, even for the sake of good entertainment, is pretty much the definition of crazy