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>last stream 17 days ago

>> No.11689928

It's not easy okay?

>> No.11689961

Hype for Kronii to adopt this schedule.

>> No.11690050

You don't understand. She's cute and charismatic, we should give her the world.

>> No.11690086

Hope she spends 2 months ghosting her colleagues causing her fans to annoy all the other holos asking where the fuck she is so that all the newfags that didn't experience that saga last year see what kind of a person she really is.

>> No.11690116

Is it that time of the month again? Surprisingly she's off by a few days.

>> No.11690180

>>11689684
And she's still a top earner. You should aim to make as much money as possible with the least amount of work just like her.

>> No.11690197

The best part of the Ayame is a slut pasta is while the first part is just shitting on her for fun, the second part is 100% real verifiable stuff. Can't wait for someone else to graduate or actually die and see her tweeting about her new iphone or whatever instead.

>> No.11690269

>>11690180
If I were in her shoes I'd literally feel bad for all the turbosimps who have nothing else going on in their life that are losing all of their savings to me.
And I'm an unfeeling autistic psychopath.

>> No.11690315

>>11690269
You're sympathetic BECAUSE you're an unsympathetic autistic psychopath. If you were a true blue normie you would wish for their death.

>> No.11690336

>>11690180
Hololive won't be around forever. Even if she has something else on the side like school or a job (which she doesn't seem too), she should still do at least one stream a week to shill her merch or songs. One day she'll be back from another months long break and Hololive won't be there anymore.

>> No.11690350

And she's still within 10k subs of Subaru.

>> No.11690397

>>11690269
I dont think she owes anyone anything. People came in and gave her money from their own voalition I dont think she conditioned the income on daily or weekly or monthly streams. If she doesn't care neither should the simps, the fsult it's always on the consumer. If you dont like it dont buy it.

>> No.11690492

>>11690397
Why would you simp HER of all people. Are those retards into findom?

>> No.11691459

>>11689684
She's been on the toilet ever since bro.

>> No.11691586

>>11690492
At least with findom the paypig gets something out of it.

>> No.11691710

>>11690492
I don't give my hard earned money to any random whore on the internet dude just saying if you don't like don't throw money at it
I imagine it's fine, supply & demand and all

>> No.11691805

>>11690269
you may be an unfeeling autistic psychopath but she's something even more unfeeling than that, a woman

>> No.11694627

>>11689684
Based

>> No.11694902

>>11689684
OP it's not that hard to understand.

She is like Hulk Hogan. His gimmick was great but only worked so long as he didn't show up very often, otherwise it would very quickly get stale.

Demon Cutie shows up like once a month, does a couple of cute things, rakes in tens of thousands in superchats and then buggers off again. It's fucking genius.

>> No.11695463

>>11689684
Needs to set an example for her Council kouhais

>> No.11695575

>>11689684
YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF OJOU
YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?! SHE GIGGLES !

>> No.11695937

>>11690197
yeah dude totally haha just keep waiting it's gonna happen

>> No.11696237

>>11689684
she doesnt care about hololive

>> No.11696595

>>11690197
The what?

>> No.11696764
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>>11689684
based.

>> No.11696881

>>11690197
Ayame being a slut isn't just for fun, she was fucking her bf on Christmas while saying she was recording voice lines.

>> No.11697441

>>11689684
Ayame doko?

>> No.11697817

>>11696764
based on what?

>> No.11697957

>>11697817
his subjective opinion?

>> No.11698177

>>11696237
But does she care more or less than Mori?

>> No.11699361

>>11698177
at least mori streams regularly

>> No.11700764

>>11689684
what a bitch !

>> No.11703819
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>>11697817

>> No.11708843

Ayame is making so much money with zero fucks given about other people

How can this be fair, there is no justice in the world

>> No.11709043

>>11690336
scary to think about it like that.

>Be Ayame
>stay disconnected for months
>One morning, wake up, motivated
>Tweets out a stream starting without even browsing twitter
>Boots stream up
>Chat acting weird, happier than usual for her return
>chat is borderline insane, more live views than she's ever had
>Just streaming block game or whatever
>Chat praises her as a dinosaur, the "last living holo"
>Ayame becomes a living legacy for all of hololive, decides to carry out the stream
>begins block game by going through both servers, making comments on each of the former chubbas as she passes by their creations
>Stream goal: Build a memorial, creating a unique tombstone decorated for each holo

>> No.11709284

What goes through the mind of the average Ayamestizo as they fork over their hard earned funnymoney paycheck to their precious AyaMENhumper: the LOOSE and precocious HUSSY, the bathroom blower, the avaricious absentee anal-only oni.
Do you think they feel satisfaction as she LITERALLY (not making this shit up) spits out her spooge cocktail and laughs whenever she sees another superchat pop up with some Ayasperggots love letter stained with tears knowing she just fleeced another sucker?
I bet they're super happy.

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>>11709284
[IESLB]

>> No.11709323

>>11709043
>Stream finishes by doing a separate memorial for the EN server. Gen 3 for the EN side was short lived, coming in shortly before the final yab. They still left small marks on the server that Ayame takes note of.
>Ayame decides to go indie, her character becoming a curator of the world left behind. Occasionally has old holos come on as guests. They all seem weary but happy to be there again.
>Mori is the first to appear. Now a semi-successful music artist on her own, chat begins making jokes about death and her memorial Ayame made.
>Tries to get Matsuri on one day. Ayame tries and fails to reach her.

May continue more of this, feel free to add on.

>> No.11709336

>>11709043
Imagine this instead.

>Be Ayame
>stay disconnected for months
>One morning, wake up, motivated
>Tweets out a stream starting without even browsing twitter
>Boots stream up
>Think something is wrong, because nobody is talking in chat. Maybe Susan is up to something again?
>Checks viewcount. 0 viewers
>This can't be happening
>Decides to ignore it and stream for an hour
>End stream
>VoD has 2 views. One of them being yourself.

>> No.11709360

>>11709336
the bad ending

>> No.11709508
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11709508

So is blue oni bad or red oni bad?

>> No.11709696

>>11709508

Red oni cares too little
Blue oni cares too much

>> No.11709742

>takes a break to have sex with her boyfriend
So a typical Ayame schedule

>> No.11710023
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>Makes in a few days what some holo's earn in a month
>Always draws huge NUMBERS
>Completely ghosted Coco because she wanted no part in her bullshit
>Treated Coco's graduation like the joke that it was
>Within spitting distance of having the same subs as Subaru(one of the harder working Holo's)
>Her very existence spits in the face of the one big happy family crap they Holo tries to sell.

I don't even watch her and yet I love the bitch, she plays the game the smart way and comes out winning.

>> No.11710048
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>>11709508
They're both super cute and I love them equally.

>> No.11710569

>>11690397
So in short, her gachikoi also have a part on her bad work ethic for they enabled/groomed her to be Ayame we know today by always showering her in money whenever she returns

>> No.11710610

>>11710569
Yes

>> No.11710616

>>11710023
The amazing thing is somehow the other holos like her too. I'm guessing her mix of cuteness and autism helps endear her to them offline, especially the older ones.
Also helps that she has more time to interact with them since she doesn't stream often.

>> No.11710685

>>11690269
yeah but she's a female

>> No.11710739

>>11694902
based and hulksterpilled

>> No.11710847

>>11710569
Well some of them probably have the logic/belief that if they give her enough money, she'll consider streaming more. I guess she earns more on her "side gig".

>> No.11710950

It is very evident she has no passion for the job anymore and that she has grown tired of it.

>> No.11711213

>>11691805
based

>> No.11711510
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>>11703819

>> No.11712323

>last s*x 30 mins ago

>> No.11712414
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11712414

Why do you pretend to hate Ayame when deep down you are all Nakirigurmi?

OJOU LOVE !

>> No.11712430

>>11712414
gumi*sorry im eating and typing at the same time.

>> No.11713214

>>11689684
she was sick, recovered recently apparently

>> No.11714139

>>11713214
She used that excuse literally every 2 weeks

>> No.11714527

Lol imagine being mad about how much an anime girl streams when you don't even watch her. Peak irony

>> No.11716346

>>11689684
>Last sex 17 minutes ago

>> No.11717646

>>11689684
And not counting her appearances in other collabs? Cmon I’d overdose on nakirium

>> No.11718131

>>11698177
Man, where did this "Mori doesn't care about Hololive" narrative come from? Stop using my oshi to shitpost, she streams very regularly and is having fun in every single one of them. How does she not care?

>> No.11718196

>>11718131
go back

>> No.11718234

>>11718131
>Calli debuts, clearly doesn’t like her job
”Wow, Calli clearly doesn’t like her job.”
>”Fuck off, schizo. Where did you get that rrat from?”
>A year later, Calli admits that she didn’t like her job.
Gee, anon, really tickles the almonds.
I’m sure Calli was only disingenuous the one time and has never been and will never be disingenuous again.

>> No.11718324

>>11718131
This nigga missed 5% loooool.

>> No.11718352

>>11689684
I measure market cycles in the time between Ayame streams.

>> No.11718457

>>11718131
Even Kiara noticed now how much of a Leech, Mori is. Stop defending her.
The only thing we should mention is that she slightly improved her attitude since the 5% yab.

>> No.11719923

>>11713214
She "recovered" then said she "feels bad" again.

>> No.11720567
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AYAME IS A SLUT

>> No.11720616

>>11720567
>doesn't even shave

>> No.11720659

>>11689684
Yeah, you're right. Ayame is such an ungrateful bitch, I hate her so mu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie0xXiiNwpc
Guys, I think I'm in love with Ayame. Is this what having a true oshi feels like?

>> No.11720693

Does she do member only streams or other streams we can't see?

>> No.11720757

>>11720616
That bush must be a Petri dish for the DNA of half of Tokyo’s young male population.

>> No.11720829

>>11719923
>extremely cute
>shy
>girly
>reserved
>naturally talented
>sickly
>loved by everyone
Ayame is an actual anime girl. Actual 大和撫子.

>> No.11720855

>>11720757
>young

>> No.11720879

>>11689684
>makes /vt/ seethe by doing absolutely nothing

>> No.11723445

>>11689684
Sorry, she is having sex with me

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>>11689684
Bruh, playing video games and talking are incredibly hard for the average person. She'd have an easier time mining coal or assembling cheap electronic waste in a Foxconn factory. Cut her some slack bro.

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(actually 9)
>>11720693
yes
>>11720829
True true

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>>11689684
ONI WOMAN BAD

>> No.11725195

>>11710048
>>11709508
>>11689684
>>11720567

Why are Oni's such the biggest sluts?

>> No.11725219

>>11689961
obsessed

>> No.11725513

Anons, do you think she'll ever collab with someone from EN ? Or she's too shy and autistic for that

>> No.11725643

Doesn't hololive contract makes you stream certain amount of hours per month/week?
Can they fire someone because of lack of content/amount of streams?

>> No.11725713

>>11725643
Screw the rules, she is Yakuza daughter.

>> No.11726666

>>11725513
she hates gaijin, why would she want to collab with them? she doesn't collab with jp members either; fuck, she doesn't even stream if we're being honest.

>> No.11727615

>>11709336
I AM THE OTHER VIEWER

>> No.11728052

>>11694902
The problem is she schedules like Brock Lesnar.

>> No.11728792

>>11728052
My client, NAKIRI AYAME, is here to eat, sleep, collect her simpbux, and repeat.

>> No.11730150

Is she dead?

>> No.11730221

>>11691805
Based

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