Confess

[Anonymous No.]

Confess your sins to sister Amelia, /vt/, and you might be forgiven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11659300
let me marry you sister amelia
uuoooooohhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

Where on God's earth is Sister Claire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11659300
Handcrafted For Blacked Anal Sex & Vaginal Creampie

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>>11659300
You cant confess to a nun you dumbfuck

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>>11659393
Ame invented confession

of course she can

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>>11659300
I masturbate.

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>>11659300
i bought an unofficial body pillow of my oshi

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>>11659392
That's Gura though

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>>11659441
heresy

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>>11659393
The vtuber church already has female Popes (Momes? Papesses? Maters?), it clearly works different.

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>>11659300
Before I confess, let me sin on you sister ame.

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>>11659300
I can stop jerking off to streams of chuubas eating spicy food!

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>>11659300
I have stalked my oshi and im in the process of learning her routines

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not confessing to a literal twitch whore

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>>11659300
Sister Amelia forgive me for I have sinned dearly,
It all started when I clicked on a clip where Kiara spoke in german. The first time I heard that harlot speak german I immediately felt a hard boner.

Now I have these impure thoughts about breeding her as she hysterically begs for my seed to fill her womb in her native tongue.

These urges haunt me sister Amelia, my loins are now in the hands of the devil and I fear he will not let me go.

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>>11659300
But, sister Watson, you're gay, a sinner yourself

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>>11659393
You are already going to hell, Anon. Now confess!

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>>11659393
Sorry bro but that's sexist

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>>11659300
Forgive me sister Ame, for I have fapped to you multiple times

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>>11659300
My indie oshi had a long talk with a viewer about why he shouldn't be a virgin after being asked whether she was a virgin herself.
And I still watch despite being a virgin myself and hearing some pretty harsh words.
I'm 25 and I've never held hands, it hurts, I don't think I can be a normal person despite looking like one.

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>>11662701
Like 1/8th of people these days are in that boat. You aren't that unusual, you'll be fine.

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extremely fucking hot take, but i think vtubers should be 100% transparent about their roommate and adjust their performances accordingly. im not saying bring up roomate shit constantly and drip feed people with details, im saying have open record about whos VAing, and make it clear the avatar is purely a fictional character.

i know a lot of the appeal is the mystery and its easier to project fantasies onto them if you dont know shit about them, but thats straight up self dillusion and an extremely unhealthy amount of lying and deception from the vtuber to keep up the act

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>>11659300
With uni starting I've been too busy to watch any holos
I've only managed to watch the VOD of one of my oshi's streams

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>>11659300

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>>11659375
This is a sin confession thread not a sin making thread

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I DM my oshi

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>>11659300
Nuns can't hear confessions

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>>11664967
Based, plus it makes it easier to follow the story of a certain VA/Singer and see how far they've come. Isn't that the whole point of idols?

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>>11659300
I guess the father is out on an exorcism call, so...
I can’t break through my galactic-sized backlog and I end up not watching a few of my oshi’s streams just to maintain my sanity

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>>11659300
I'm starting to have sexual thoughts over a nun

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>>11664967
Nah. I don't want to know anything about a 3DPD roastie. Coco is dead to me

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>>11659300
not confessing to a whore flirting with some dude for 2h of soccer

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>>11662701
>My indie oshi had a long talk with a viewer about why he shouldn't be a virgin
That's hilarious, as if it's a choice.

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>>11664967
>im saying have open record about whos VAing,
That's how you end up with insane stalkers.

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>>11659300
I talk about takamori and takamori related discussion in mori general because I hate mori and I know the deadbeats dont like it.

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>>11666363
This. I ain't ever had a nun fetish before, but Sister Claire... She does things...

[Anonymous No.]

I pee in the sink

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>>11668748
Why?

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>>11668807
Convinience.
You pee, wash the urine, rinse the dick and wash your hands at the same place.

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>>11659375
>>11666363
>>11668726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16xWzDjPmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ533MSFfik

her original song btw, its a banger

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>>11667521
you dont have to if you dont want the info much like how you dont have to look up anime VA, but they should atleast make the information public so they dont have to disintegrate into thin air post graduation consideration the gachikois likely follow their roomate alts closely anyways and antis find that shit out easily as well

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>>11668997
who's dogma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11669059
your mum

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>>11669059
The sky.

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>>11659300
I trying fap to Korone. But I cant. My boner reject sexyalizaion of Korone

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>>11669059
evangelion reference

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>>11664967
Every night before I go to bed I get on my hands and knees to thank Yagoo for not giving retard fags like you any creative control

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>>11669059
Dogma balls LMAOOO

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>>11669041
That's just a horrible idea because it breaks the character's immersion especially if you become a fanatic pro tip: you will become one like everyone else here

[Anonymous No.]

h-hey sister amelia
I've sinned... I've been lusting after the daughters of christ
Please sister... can you forgive me? Or uh punish me as you see fit haha

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>>11659300
I love nuns
is there a template for this
I want to put my oshi in a nun outfit

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>>11659684
Examples please

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>>11659300
I want to suck the milk from your tits!

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>>11668723
Holy fucking based

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>>11659684
Are you me? What's your favorite?

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>>11659300
I have fetish for nun but hate the fetish associated with them. Bdsm, rape, and corruption.

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>>11659300
I make fun of idolfags all the time but when I found out my oshi was in a relationship it hit me like a truck.
I've never really had any delusions of actually dating her or anything (I'm on the other side of the planet for one thing) so I dont really know where it came from, it just snuck up on me.
Maybe it was just me feeling the force of the fourth wall shattering since I always avoid roommate/doxxshit like the plague and she always kept a comfortable distance, or maybe its a relatability thing since I definitely related to her the most in the sphere of chuubas I watch and now some of the stuff she's said rings kind of hollow. I still watch and enjoy her content, and I'm ex-poorfag so I'm not the type to throw a ton of money at her either way, but I still feel kind of bad about reacting that way, even if I never actually shitposted about it or anything.

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>>11659917
The answer is simple Anon. Just listen to her speak in English for 10 minutes. Either you shall be cured, or you shall join KFP. There are no other options.

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>>11670481
Pippa fan?

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Once in a while I go in to her stream and be kind to Matsuri, so that my oshi doesn't know im a doxxfag.

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>>11659300
Forgive me sister Ame for I have sinned.
I fap harder and harder every time Irys increases her gamma slider to look whiter each stream.

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>>11659300
I made fun of goslings, even shitposted as one ironically, and now I am in the process of slowly turning into one.

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>>11671502
this. she thinks she's being sneaky but its obvious, kek

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I’m a hoshiyomi in a self imposed exile from the Suisei thread after I went full gosling. She’s just too perfect bros...

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>>11671179
I don't really wanna narrow it down too much because I don't want to end up roommateposting by process of elimination, but nah, I watch her occasionally but not a huge amount.

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I go on normal generals and ask questions that would fit any vtuber because I want to feel how to feels to be a part of a fanbase that isn't deranged, schizo-charged and retarded every thread

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>>11668723
>I hate mori
Do you actually HATE her or just dislike her?

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I miss the /vt/ Takes twitter

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I occasionally go into different generals and post something along the lines of “Built for BBC” as a test of which fan base is most receptive to their oshi cucking them by getting blacked. Out of all the generals I entered, the most receptive was perhaps unsurprisingly /ggg/.

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>>11673016
Is it that they accept it, or that they're good at ignoring bait?

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>>11673016
I've never seen that in my general

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>>11673016
do you have a list of the generals you visited? I don't remember that in my general.

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>>11674553
I don’t have an exact list since it was a while ago. I stopped since I got banned and lost interest. Some of the ones I remember were Mio, Gura, Suisei, and Nene. I know there were more I just forgot.

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>>11674682
>Suisei
good thing my general has a list of all the archives. Is this you? https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/8655462/#q8727876

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>>11674836
Yeah

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>>11674861
based responses from my general then. A little proud tbqh.

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>>11659300
I only watch clips and never full streams

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>>11669515
i already went through the whole cycle with coco. the more fanatical i got the more i wanted to look into roommate shit, the more roommate shit i looked into the more disappointed i got. then i realized i was projecting unrealistic expectations on a girl across the planet from me and being bitter that she wasnt a sad virgin like me. alls said and done i recouped and still enjoyed coco content for what it was. i understand wanting to be lied to, to keep up the illusion, but its pathetic to want to be lied to for comfort and unsustainable and eventually your bubble will burst, better sooner than later

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>>11675706
Hey man, at least she's still a hikikomori neet like you probably are. Cheer up.

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>>11662701
What'd she say?

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>>11662701
She's right, and you either need to get your shit together (if you're a virgin because you're poor/fat) or to get over yourself (if you're a virgin because you don't approach others or because you mistake romcom shit for reality).

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>>11671591
You can come whenever you want bro. Just try to control your gosling powers.

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>>11672354
Who's fanbase?

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>>11659300
I invariably call a certain someone Calliope and never Mori or Calli.

>>11672825
Same. I don't always have time to browse archives for dumb shit.

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>>11675971
Called me a faggot, in Japanese, and then gave very useful tips for improving your Tinder profile. Selfies are fine, as long as it's well taken.

>>11676709
I know she's right...
But I'm a college drop-out who alternates between minimum wage jobs and being a shut-in. I don't think I've talked to someone in the past week.
At least I'm not fat.

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>>11659300
Ame looks good with that sister outfit.

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>>11680244
That's harsh. Even as a joke I dunno if I could stand to watch them after that if it were my oshi.

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>>11659300
Nuns are made for anal sex

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>>11672354
>normal generals
How do you go into places that don't exist?

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>>11659392
Mutt's Law

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Before I discovered vtubers I hated women and was convinced they do nothing but lie, cheat, and act like whores. When I first discovered vtubing and my oshi I started to think that women weren’t all as bad as the ones I hated. I actually regained an interest in women and romance. Then I found out my oshi was the same as the rest of them. She lied to her audience and pretended to care about them to milk their money while she fucked her boyfriend at the same time. Now I am even more bitter and I hate women even more.

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>>11659300
I think my oshi could benefit from taking 'native' English language lessons. Not because she's necessarily bad at English, it just seems she's in the awkward place where her English is good enough that she can communicate with fluent speakers, but also has critical aspects missing, mostly in grammar and holes in her vocabularly, that can cause communication breakdowns. Also, her new cover's EN subs are really bad and I think that's indicative of a general lack of reading proficiency on her part. It could also be laziness, but I would rather choose incompetence in this case.
t. Zomrade

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>>11684010
Who hurt you?

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>>11659300
I want Amelia to squeeze my dick with her thighs until I cum on her

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>>11684010
Who was the one that played with your heart Anon?

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>>11682126
What is a normal general to you?

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>>11659477
Only shameful part of that is that you didn't print your own and actively gave money to someone who is harming your oshi financially

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>>11684506
>>11684595
Amelia. Maybe I was just delusional and she never did GFE but it always felt like it to me. She felt special in some way I could never quite put my finger on. It’s sad to see what she’s become.

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>>11684943
she's above GFE now. she's better than you now.
atleast that's the message I'm getting ever since the past few months

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>>11664967
IMO this is what makes(made?) so hololive good. You know it's clearly a bunch of VA roleplaying fantasy anime girl idols.

I am here for escapism, not to hear about how you couldn't afford health insurance because your agency doesn't give you benefits. Don't break the 4th wall or I am dropping you.

>11668641
Famous voice actors of anime characters don't get stalkers because people aren't retarded and can separate the identities of the 2d and 3d characters.

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>>11659300
But she's a nun

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>>11684943
I guess I get it. I dunno if I'd say she really did gfe outside of a few really early moments. On top of that, wasn't amegeddon about some previous bf she wasn't with anymore?

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>baiting and samefagging in a fucking joke thread
for what purpose?

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>>11684943
You tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOgynhXPKKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0

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>>11684914
I bet you think everyone who pirates a game is a lost sale

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Bump

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>>11685427
im just not a big fan of some vtubers practically using their avatar purely to hide shit that they dont want people to know. whether its a boyfriend, an ugly face, being a certain race, etc. because lonely guys buy into the fantasies they are selling and ends up being hurt like that nigga up there with amelia.

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>>11671587

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>>11659300
I wanna rail Ame all day, like you wouldn't believe. and she isn't even my Oshi, not even top 10 of my favorites...

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>>11659300
I have a reputation on 4chan and if I become a vtuber I know they will care about me enough to spam my nudes, childhood photos, and more.

(they can claim they have more on their plates than me, but we all know the truth)

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>>11685427
>VAs don't get stalkers
No, instead they and animator slaves get death threats because some fucksticks in the audience think a show ended bad.

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>>11684943
I know falseflagging is fun, but do your reps so its more believable.
Dude dumped her on 2019 before she even auditioned to Hololive, because she went full menhera after her grandma died. Theres discord log, old videos, twitter evidence, you name it. Shit was defused in the same day.

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I only fap to vtuber porn these days. Knowing that theres a person behind the avatar only makes it hotter for me. And it helps that my favorites get a lot of porn.

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>>11682126
It's weird to imagine but there are some generals out there that aren't schizo about every little drama

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>>11694527
Thats a cute rrat.
Look at those little teeth

[Anonymous No.]

Is ame sick or is she just taking a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11694653
5 day break, she'll be back tomorrow, also working on a project for helloween or w/e

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

I have a crush on my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

I earnestly love my oshi and I kind of hate it. For as long as I can remember I never wanted to be one of those guys who fall for an e-girl but I actually couldn't help it with her. At the same time it's kinda fun to feel like this.

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>>11702141
I have coped with it by seeing it as "wow I'm still capable of falling in love with someone"

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>>11701883
same

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>>11659300
Vtuber original music makes me cringe, and I can only listen to if for a few seconds.

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>>11659903
Kson nun cosplay when?

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate during streams sometimes despite not getting permission to do so. I try to only do it to ones that have given the okay but sometimes urges take over. I'm too embarrassed to ask for permissions too.

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>>11667521
Consider most of Coco's original fans (let's be generous and say, 50% only) were Kson simps, and now they're back to her. Full cycle and shieeeeeeeeeeeet.

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>>11659300
My oshi is a man.

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>>11675706
>virgin
>Kscocon
That woman's taken more dick than a veteran prostitute. Armies of cocks have gone in and out of that.

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>>11659300
i hate myself, one reason is how i sometimes fantasize about interacting with chuubas like we're friends or more

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>>11659300
I enjoy new Kson model to the point of dropping Korone, sorry.
Indie is now my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi's roommate just released a new song cover which is pretty damn good, but it made my gosling feelings worsen.

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>>11664967
I disagree, I don't want to hear about their real life stuff because I hate women. Vtubers are only watchable when they act like pure and innocent anime girls

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>>11659300
I haven't been able to watch my oshi because I'm sick of my shitty life and I need to fix it. But I also don't have a good way to cope because I forced myself to not watch my oshi until I do something proactive. Help.

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>>11671587
>>11691535
BASED WHITEWASHER IRYS
I kneel.

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>>11659300
HoloMyth has my favorite girls however I liked a couple NijiENs and watched them semi regularly but after Council dropped I couldnt really invest time in watching the nijiENs due to knowing they will never interact with my favorite HoloMyth members in any meaningful capacity while Council will since Cover really knows how to box in their talents in a closed ecosystem. Really unfortunate grip they got on me but it is what it is.

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>>11682126
VSPO & friends general, Towa general, Pegola general, Tsunderia general, Niji jp general, Niji male general are all pretty normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be a burnout before I fixed my life to try becoming good enough to impress my high school crush. It wasn't enough & she still turned me down probably because even in my teens I had already started balding. I have not ever kissed a girl outside of truth or dare, have never had an online dating match, or otherwise been on a date. I'm decently financially successful because I'm a software engineer, but I'm slowly coming to the realization that I'm not even a real person, just some ugly abomination that has been trying & failing to impress someone who probably has entirely forgotten about my existence & that nothing in life is even fun to me anymore. I have 0 idea why I bother going on.

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>>11713591
Shave ur head, and gym.

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>>11713617
I have a shaved head and have lifted 3x/week for years. Doesn't make my face attractive at all. I have other men say I'm good looking but women are repulsed by me.

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>>11713584
Suisei general seems pretty normal to me too.

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>>11713591
Always look on the bright side of life. At least you have a good job.
I don't know how hideous you are, but I'm sure you can make your life more bearable with money.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>11714248
if you look buff enough it doesn't matter how your face looks

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>>11718805
To men definitely, women seem pretty unanimously disgusted by it. I can't fucking count how many women say "you'd look fine if you gtee your hair out

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>>11659300
a saint, not a sister.

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>>11659300
I have no sins to speak of but after I do the things I want to do to sister Amelia I will

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>11692407
OH NO SOMEONE TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF ON THE INTERNETS
Kill yourself retard.

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>>11713591
>>11714248
>>11718962
If you are so well off then just pay for head implants retard.