Vtubers who could beat you in a fight.

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Hard mode: Unironically

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None, they are women

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>>11578893
I honest to god feel that Matuli could one day completely snap and critically harm someone. Not even Rushia matches her.

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Kiara, because she brings her gun.

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>>11578986
>male vtubers dont exist
dangerously based

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>>11578893
Every female Vtuber is a woman and every male Vtuber is a malnourished neet. I could win most of those encounters just from being 30 lbs overwieght.

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>>11578893
Pink cat is long and very buff, I wouldn't stand a chance. Especially if she has her keyfabe powers.

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>>11578893
Gura, she is a shark, afterall

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Basically all of them would beat me, I'm weak as shit. My arms and legs are spaghetti noodles. The only thing I have going for me is stamina.

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None. I'm strapped.

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Pretty much every VTuber that has some sort of superhuman ability, magic, part beast, etc. would beat everyone on this board. Should probably narrow down the scope to VTubers that are actually normal humans.

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>>11578893
probably

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I could beat the fuck out of every single vtuber in the world, probably at the same time

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>>11578893
Any of them

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Depends, are we talking roommates or actual characters?
If the former, every single holo should be a piece of cake, unless one of the males has significant fighting experience I'm not aware of
If the latter:

Lose easily to haachama, ayame, kanata, coco, towa, calli, kiara, ame, bae, kronii, sana, fauna, and oga (dunno much about stars desu)

Possibly lose to roboco, shion, choco, rushia, flare, noel, botan, aloe, moona, ina, gura, anya, mumei, irys and maybe a handful of the stars

Probably won't lose to
-suisei (even going by suicopath it's a tiny woman with a shitty kitchen knife, take a rock and chuck it at her face)
-mel (probably just jab her with a wood stake)
-marine (is unarmed and not actually a pirate)
-ollie (standard zombies are weak as fuck, only a danger in shit like l4d)
-any dangerous animal vtuber like mio (despite being a wolf, doesn't actually have powerful fangs and would be about as hard to fight as a normal 5ft tall japanese idol

All the rest are humans/humanoids without powers that shouldn't be too hard to knock out

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>>11580026
Not me, I bench 225

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>>11579145
No one said fist fight fatty

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>>11578893
oga, dude is 6'4 and practice boxing

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>>11593828
He isn’t 6’4

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>>11578893
Does it count as a win if they run away after I pop a massive boner once they start grabbing me?

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>>11593828
> dude is 6'4
only his model i guess, 6'4" in japan is a fuckin giant

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>>11593987
everything above 180cm is tall in japan

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>>11579051
Does she really have a gun? She didn't seem to know how bullets work in ttrpg.

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>>11594102
> 180cm
say in real units fuckin seanigger

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>>11578893
Korone unironically, she boxes and seems to be pretty energetic and also I'm fat.

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>>11578893
All of them, I'm a manlet built for femdom

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>>11594182
just sit on her

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>>11594210
Speed level too high

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>>11594238
Your fat will absorb her blows, all you have to do is run at her and throw yourself forward, crushing her in the process.

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>>11594142
20 hotdogs

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>>11594182
daniel comier is fat too

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>>11578986
>He lacks vital Korone info

Unless you're working on your 80th layer of fat then I don't see you winning anon.

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Calli has worked in the service industry and has the highest testosterone, so I might actually be put in the back foot if I don’t take it seriously

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>punch mr. koro in the gut
>she doesnt flinch
>she jabs you in the chest and you can hear 3 ribs crack

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i would let me get beaten up hopeful they end the fight with choking me out between their thighs

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Korone is my oshi but all shitposting aside I would absolutely fucking thrash her in a fight.

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>>11578893
Only ones I see losing to are Korone and Matsuri. The first one is clear since she practices boxing and I haven't done proper exercising in months. About Festival, you just KNOW that she can become very dangerous during a menhera attack.

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>>11594400
Korone is 5ft tall and probably weighs under 150 pounds The fuck she gunna do? Punch me in the knees?

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>>11594880
>>11594400

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>>11578893
Unless she's some kind of butch bitch you'd have to be a weakass twink nigga to get beaten by her.

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>>11594355
Wait but my hotdogs from the baseball game were 30 cm

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>>11578986
/thread

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>>11594880
Korone is unironically a talented boxer and has a history of being a delinquent bully child in high school.
She'll punch you in the knees but she'll fucking bust your kneecaps and then snap your neck by accident.

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all of them, even the men because they're all short and most of them don't lift

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>>11594397
he can be fat, not have a six pack, but his dick works. HIS.DICK.WORKS!

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>>11596774
got dangit

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>>11592233
Bruh you think 225 is enough against doggo? Do more literal reps

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>>11579145
Holostars could whoop your ass

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>>11578893
Shimada could shatter my skull on her abs and feed me to the chickens.

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>>11578893
"unironically" isn't a real word
Also, none of them

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Gura. If I could even bring myself to hit her, the sound she makes would break my heart on the spot.

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>>11603517
You’re a pussy. I’d beat her within an inch of her life.

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>>11603563
Bruh her top teeth would sever your hand if she catches you though.

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>>11578893
Amelia probably fights like a rabid animal.
Hell, she probably has rabies.

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>>11578893
Any attempt to fight me will end in wild sweaty fucking. Therefore no chuuba can defeat me.

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>>11578893
I have a feeling Mori will start autistically calling out the names of her attacks mid-fight and I can't withstand that level of cringe.

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>>11603517
the sounds gura would make from being beaten up would get me immensely hard.

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>>11578893
After seeing Kanata's 50 Kg grip strength I dunno man, I wouldn't risky it with my skinny ass.

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>>11601180
She'd fuck me up

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i would cry if i had to fight mr koro

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>>11578893
None at all. Korone may be a boxer, but I'm 185cm, weigh 75kg and I'm a 1st dan in Tang Soo Do and Atemi Jujitsu

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>>11605634
I'm a fucking Kang Wewuz master, but Korone is on a whole 'nother level. Don't cope.

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>>11578893
Kiara could beat my ass, simply because I could never raise a hand to fight back against her.

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>>11596774
Japanese delinquents are laughable

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Which Holo would make a good guest character in Tekken?

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Isn't Botan's roommate a pro wrestler or something?

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>>11578893
Unironically most because I am very weak

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>>11594355
Kek

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Literally any of them, I have a calcium deficiency. Luna could trip me and it's over.
But if I had to choose someone to do the deed would be Shachou, I would feel very pleased listening to him panic and worry about my broken bones and immediately take me to his penthouse to nurse me back to health with his inter-company hospital team. He would feel indebted to me after causing such an accident, to which I would reassure him it was no big deal, and I would pretend to be asleep while he checks in on me every night. At the end of my recovery he would be reluctant to let me go so easily, and then I will ask him for a dinner date to make up for it, and we would eat 400 dollar steaks and have the opportunity to get his number.

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>>11594880
>150 pounds
she weights 80kg without being obese

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>>11605634
stop making up words bug

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>>11578893
Nene

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In lore? Probably only a few of them. As their roommates? Probably most of them.

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>>11594125
A lot of niggers don't know how bullets work but they still have guns and shoot each other.

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Unironically doog

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>>11587272
I, too, am 6'4 and jacked.

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From what I know, Korone was boxing a little bit here and there mostly to lose weight. It's not like she came even close to an amateur fighter level.
She can throw a punch, but that means nothing.

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>>11578893
None, because I'm not an invalid or a little girl.

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>>11578893
Dog said she has weak ass punches, she just does boxing to stay fit

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>>11594486
>high test Calli
Are you saying futa Calli is real?

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>>11591666
Tenma has black belt in karate

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>>11607052
I think that rrat was a diss and they meant that she looks like one. But I don't follow roommate stuff.

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Marine could be me up because I would let her. Which would mean taking 4-5 punches before she gasses out and falls on the floor. And then I would eat her sweaty ass for 2 hours.

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>>11578893
Ironmouse

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>>11578893
Unironically Calli.
I think she can kick my stomach, gagged me with her panties and rape me on the floor if she feels like it.

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>>11578893
>Unironically
None.

>Ironically
I'd argue about Korone, Nenechi and Kanata. I'd probably be curious about what they can do so I'd be tanking some defensive damage just to see.
The only real threat might be Calli because of her ghetto background and big distracting tits.

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Short, middle aged, out of shape Japanese women? I could probably take five of them at a time.

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>>11607527
>Kiara was the wigger all along

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>>11608132
A western woman is still a woman. I think Calli would put up a better fight than most of her peers but in the end she'd still be raped.

How long before she starts crying, /vt/? I give it twenty seconds after penetration.

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>>11605726
I mean I do like to do some Boxing once in a while. But learning how to use legs, knees, elbows, and throws are very useful