I love Astel

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I love Astel

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>>11532212
I want Astel to be in a platonic friendship with me, where I'm one-sided thinking it's romantic and I have a chance, but he thinks nothing of me

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>>11532212
it’s incredible that this is an official hololive design when you consider all the steps involved and the number of people overseeing it and approving it etc. They really did holostars dirty

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>>11532212
Kanata and every top in Tokyo love Astel too.

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>>11532298
>Not falling in love with based seaweed.
You speak heresy, sir.

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Get in line, he's added to the vast roster of Kanae's harem.

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>>11532298
why do SEApajeets have such bad taste?

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>>11532212
Stay away from my boyfriend

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>>11533341
Your boyfriend? I will fucking stab you. He's my boyfriend.

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>>11532212
This dork is funny I remember watching one of his Apex streams and he randomly started singing it's great, link unrelated
https://streamable.com/z9sy56

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>>11532212
I love Astel too.

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I'll fuck his fangirls and they can fantasize about Astel.

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>>11532298
Fuck you, Astel is cute.

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>>11533341
>>11533456
Ladies, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PywhC5gI68o

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>>11535063
In fanart, not his original model
Which he will get for 3D. LOL

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>>11535240
I think his model is cute too.

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>>11532212
>you'll never be Astels childhood friend and neighbor
>you'll neverl walk togother to school
>you'll never reject his best friend by confessing you always loved Astel
>you'll never start dating Astel as a result
>you'll never hold hands with Astel as you go together to school as boyfriend and girlfriend
>Astel will never think you are a pretty girl
>Astel will never break up with 10 year old you because he's not capable of feeling love
Feels bad sisters.

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>>11532212
same bro, same
no homo

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>>11532212
He used to be good, but he's been doing the exact same two things, with barely any variation, for the past year.
>Apex, but with no skill progession for a while. Peaked at Kagayaki Cup
>Karaoke, the exact same songs everytime, shuffled around a bit

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>>11539907
True. Any time people shill him it's the same 5 moments from forever ago.

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>>11532366
Second time I see kanata mentioned on something related to astel
Spoonfeed me

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>>11542409
Yeah, it’s weird. I’m pretty sure his roommate doesn’t have any connection to her and Kanata is a severe idolfag so I can’t imagine her having any contact with males

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>>11544304
What you imagine and what actually happens in reality are two very different things.

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>>11544304
No idea. The current 5ch JP meme is Aqua x Astel, because Astel uploaded a tweet of him at Disneyland, and then the next day Aqua and Shion had a pic of them at Disneyland of a picture they said they took recently with clearly the same weather as Astel's pic, so the joke rrat which came out of it is Astel & Aqua at Disneyland same time = dating = he's fucking aqua. I was kinda waiting to see how long it would take to spread to 4chan but like literally no-one brought it up here. Astel was essentially poking fun at the rrat when he brought up the love conversation today.

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>>11544932
Because anyone who knows Astel knows he goes to Disneyland whenever the day ends in Y.

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>>11544932
>Astel was essentially poking fun at the rrat when he brought up the love conversation today
Why can't him just ignore rats and schizos?
Why does he always let his menhera side out whenthis kind of shit happens?

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>>11545016
Yeah I mean I know that everyone here knows Astel is such a disneyfag that the rrat would never make sense or catch on here, just reporting what's most recently in fashion in terms of japanese 5ch "astel's actually fuckin' a holomember" rumors. It's mostly just a peko raped miko style joke there anyway, nobody believes it except actual retards.

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>>11545575
No one cares about your gay ass report on 5ch.

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>>11545575
Or miko raped pekora*, sorry got my rape victim mixed up

>>11545341
I think Astel was just trolling for the fun of it, nothing serious. I mean he did call all of chat virgins who'd interpret any interaction with a girl as being intimate. The question that cracked me up the most was the how far would the girls in chat go with someone they're not dating. In terms of trolling the people who were watching from the 5ch thread it was pretty funny.

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>>11545770
I care

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>>11532298
it was probably a big filter until he got his kpop haircut and even now his face looks kind of dumb. Always nice to see someone surpass their design though

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>>11545770
Not him but it's fun having a bit more of context on why Astel went on such a tangent earlier today.

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>>11545341
Anon it's not like he was directly referencing it or complaining. I didn't even feel like he was referencing any rrats, he was talking about a friend of his who questioned his intentions towards a girl his friend liked and some elementary school romance. >>11535948

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>>11546164
It isn't context you gay homo.

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>>11547051
>Calling an Astella a gay homo
What's the goal?

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>>11547108
To state some facts, I didn't call him a mentally sound person afterall

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>>11547051
Well the only other concievable context is that Astel was thinking about how on Ollie's birthday totsumachi he had said he'd pay for her disney trip if she goes to Japan & was talking about platonic relations because of that. The aqua rrat happened after the totsumachi and were like the same day (so like 3 days ago), so the convo being in context of either is plausible. The rrat as far as I tell didn't break containment that much, so it's completely plausible Astel didn't know about it or completely plausible he did. The convo works in either context to be honest. I mean it's not like Astel would directly reference what he was round about poking fun at, because then he'd actually get caught in drama. Honestly though the only reason I brought it up even is cuz the Kanata x Astel shit makes even less sense to me and I have no idea where that comes from.

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>>11547051
Context is definitely the wrong word but still, it's entertaining seeing the kind of rrats people come up with.

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>>11548448
Holy shit take your meds or unplug your ears when you watch his streams. >>11546953

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>EOP Astellas are mentally ill teenagers
>JSL Astellas are 5ch rrat peddlers

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>>11548496
Look I'm just saying https://youtu.be/K0Oit8mzbWw?t=4728 this part before he gets back to his story is basically perfectly phrased as a response to the rrat. Now, maybe he just brought up the triangle story just because it was recent, but I mean just due to the timing it felt way more sensible imo to interpret it as a conversation to sneak in his response to stuff.

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>>11544932
Yeah no, the only 5ch narrative like this that is true is Roberu and Luna's "dentist" date. it's why they both had bad blood with Matsuri