/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on your Oshi. Why should I watch her?

[Anonymous No.]

She cute

[Anonymous No.]

She cute

[Anonymous No.]

Finana is fun, you can really just relax with the fish. She's not waifubaiting you, she's more like a female friend you can banter with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10824020
but she's not your friend. None of them are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PixU3pgKlS8
Her beautiful voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
She'll come back if more people believe in the power of Satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>10824298
she also isn't a fish

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want you to watch my oshi. I don't want any of you sick fucks anywhere near my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10827202
anon the pixels
>>10827214
dude don't fucking ruin the illusion for me

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>>10824020
I used to think this when she used to like everyone's tweets at her including mine. Now she's stopped doing it as much.

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>>10827280
based and gatepilled

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>>10823909
>>10823926
Based cute posters

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>>10824298

[Anonymous No.]

He makes me happy, has funny reactions to things, has a childish mind, sometimes trolls in Apex tournament matches even when things are getting serious, has enough retarded moments to fill the Library of Congress, has a heart of gold that he wears on his sleeve, has pretty solid life advice that isn't just surface level platitudes, has a beautiful singing voice, and has a lot of hopes and dreams to accomplish in Nijisanji and is incredibly grateful for all the opportunities already secured, so it feels so much sweeter to support his journey and when you see him reach all those milestones it's so heartwarming to hear how thankful he is to be here.
Boobs to convince you a little bit more
And a funny clip
https://youtu.be/nbAJrIh3zAs

[Anonymous No.]

Because shes the greatest, no discussion needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
I would but she graduated like a week ago...

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>>10823827
> Cute
> Her zatsudan are hilarious most of the time. Her ESL-ness only enhanced it
> Autistic enough just like (you), me and the rest of anons ITT
> Arguably the best singer in Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

On a tangentially related note, how is Kuzuha so popular compared to other males?

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>>10833935
>funny
>unique voice (imo)
>likes anime & manga
>retard moments
>one of the best chat readers
>works very well with others
>blew up in ARK wars shenanigans
>participates in a ton of tourneys, leading to new listeners finding out about him
>story of growth (teenager who flames people > super shy due to not wanting to cause trouble > confident)
That last point is more of a personal thing I notice from his long time fans, everyone loves a success story. He has a ton of 30+ month old members. His official clipper has been clipping him since his beginnings as Kuzuha. There's clips like Mito telling her chat how proud everyone was that Kuzuha can finally sit on the waiter side of the restaurant table, or Kanae saying Kuzuha figured out how to buy movie tickets for him and so on, he's kind of everyone's little brother. Even when he goes on outings with other livers, they feel the need to buy things for him so much he thought he didn't need to bring a wallet.
At least, this is all the points I see from him aside from "that vampire who plays Apex for 10 hours"

[Anonymous No.]

>funny
>kind and interacts with audience a lot
>silly stream concepts (i.e. lets do an acapella karaoke stream where i make up english lyrics for music)
>chad and could have all the pussy but actively chooses not to for some reason
>cute

i'll always take the time to shill MY SON

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>>10823827
Unique model
Sex voice
Great zatsudan
Loves streaming
Can make even Ark seem fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>10827947
She doesn’t like yours? Guess your not in the group then, she still likes some from time to time

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>>10823827
You shouldn't watch her. I don't want to share her with Gonzalez.

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>>10833935
vampire?

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>>10829492
nice butt

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>>10823827
Don't watch my oshi, I don't want another English retard in chat

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>>10824020
She's a bit too open though.

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I'm not posting my oshi here, last time you tards called her an indog and a dyke, which while technically true, it is still rude!

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>>10845228
Anyone who misses out for that reason deserves to get filtered anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a sexy idiot

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>>10846231
Looks like a mishmash of different old VTubers.

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>>10823827
Fat raccoon titties

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>>10848316
Too bad she is going to have them out on special days. Sucks to be those 'coon fans

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>>10843435
There is always going to be english retard. Just as there are gonna be ESLs

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>>10834900
She also has a clone and is try hard

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The one that nailed Lady gaga, Whitney Houston, Beyonce and Adele's songs in her unarchived karaoke.
Also cute autist.

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Your oshi loves her

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>>10834409
He is the only one holostar in that roster is actually interesting

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>>10833935
oh hey last time we had a thread about this someone put together a rundown
>the time he stabbed Kanae's expensive ASMR mic with a knife and broke it because he thought he could do knife ASMR
>the reason why all his songs are titled 【】like this【】 instead of 【like this】 is because Shachou told him brackets surround the title and he hasn't bothered to change it since, and still titles his songs like that
>has to have people grill his food for him at bbq because he's scared of oil burning him
>answered Uber Eats in his underwear
>Ange and Hayase jokingly gave him a lock screen and a home screen image of their avatars for him to use on his birthday, but he continued to use it for several months
>a modeling agency tried to scout him, and he rejected it to join Nijisanji instead
>the time he entered a womens-only car on the train and didn't realize until several minutes later, when he saw that everyone was staring at him, the women ended up saying it was fine and for him not to panic
>when he texts people he usually types like a 5 year old even if it's just confirming yes or no
>also regularly sends "i'll kill you" as a response to normal things his friends send him in text
>used to favorite every single art in his fanart tag until his twitter locked him out/rate limited him too much
>when meeting new people, he used to write down topics to talk about due to social anxiety, leading to the infamous weather deck stream with Ritsukin
>used to be so shy meeting new people in the Nijisanji studio that he'd hide behind people or stand in the corner of a room (when he was at the studio with Himawari, meeting Alice for the first time, he was literally hiding his face)
>speaking of Alice, he got so mad hearing her play guitar well on her 3rd day of learning that he picked up guitar just to be better, and to make up for their awkward first meeting, starting a small rivalry
>in one of those guitar practicing streams, he randomly said that all male guitarists beat women, then blamed Kanae for teaching him that
>the time he got trapped in a Minecraft water temple due to mining fatigue, drowned, went back, and trapped himself again with the curse. Chaika, Debi, and Rin! went to save him with Rin breaking him free, and the rest of the server mostly laughed at him begging for help in the chat
>Thought the 'thanks for ordering' on the receipt from his ubereats orders was handwritten by the restaurant staff and not something that's printed on every receipt
>the one time "animal" and "animal video" was shown on his Twitter search when he accidentally opened Twitter on his main monitor
>when he saw the gay flag in the Rocket League store, he called it ugly thinking it was a flag found in kids meals, then when his chat informed him it's the gay flag he immediately said he's a tolerant person and apologized to kids meals
>copied Ririmu's sub tweet about being shy onto his own sub twitter
>also, 99% of the tweets on his sub twitter are just "I have nothing to mutter" posted every month
>got tricked into typing Alt-F4 when Kanae told him it's how to get rid of the on-screen controls in PUBG, in the year 2021

[Anonymous No.]

She's awful, nothing good about her really

[Anonymous No.]

she's wonderful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnfSUITg10M

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
because

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
SOVL

realistically tho i find that she's juuuuuuuust bad enough at games that it's cute and her singing is also great

[Anonymous No.]

>>10835109
yeah I assume that's because I don't make memes, and/or actual art. Guess that's my last hope.

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>>10824020
None of my friends talk about their dihorrhea shits or putting dildos in their mouth

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>>10848952
Missing the story about how he got approached by an ojisan when he was a kid and coerced to walk into his house to watch pornos but just ate his sushi and left

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is literally Hitler but in anime girl version.

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>>10823827
Stay the fuck away from my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10826930
Who's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
I don't want you to watch my oshi since more viewers will make it harder to groom her

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>>10823827
I don't want to sell you my oshi you fucking baboon!.
Let me sell you someone else's oshi instead. Kiara, why? Because she has the best voice, collab monster, lovely, also interacts with her chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861344
wakaru, added for next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10827202
>She cute
Will she ever come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10823827
she's not for sale

[Anonymous No.]

>>10873885
t. SEAnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>10833935

Kuzuha is (supposedly) a legitimate male model who somehow got into vtubing. That's why fujos flock to him like moths to a flame.

[Anonymous No.]

The question isn't why you should watch her, the question is why you shouldn't watch Kronii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10848644
This >>10830712

[Anonymous No.]

She's like that dumb stoner girl you skipped classes with in high school, but weren't attracted to at all.

[Anonymous No.]

australia

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>>10882579
He isn't a model, he got asked to model but turned it down for Nijisanji. Also, he doesn't show his face so how does this even relate? He acts like a shitty neet kid not a model anyway.

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>>10823827
> best at storytelling
> great at VA
> pretty funny
> is pretty retarded (great for a concernfag like me)
> adorable but also lewd at the same time
I recommend her freetalk stream the most, if you are interested.

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>>10824020
It's more like "Finana couldn't waifubait you if she tried because she literally has no filter". Pomu is a bit more calculating since she understands framing her life in a particular light that guarantees max sympathy from anyone simping over her, while Finana is just like "lol I ate these spicy noodles and took a huge dump and then realized I hadn't showered in two days so I got that out of the way haha isn't that weird?".

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>>10860806
It's probably because she was told to stop liking so much lewd shit.

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>>10829492
I like the part where she slurps a lot, is petty, pretends (?) to be a yandere and sometimes when she's speaking quickly and upset she'll randomly slur her words into something totally unintelligible in any language. Also her rivalry with Pekora is funny.

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>>10823827
My oshi is so kind that she would rather have her fans watch her genmates. Almost all collab aren't on her channel and would visit other minecraft streams to boost it while almost never streaming the buff game in her channel.
See!!! She's so kind to her fellow chuubas!!! I love my oshi

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>>10848952


You convinced me anon, what is her name?

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>>10884513
finana is an absolute giga chad, you wouldn't understand

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>>10861344
>Sigma shota vampire

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>>10882607
Her personality and voice is great, but her tits are legitimately distracting.

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>>10886551
I unironically have no idea why people like her voice. What's special about it? Just kinda sounds like she talks monotone to me.

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>>10884422
So she's a criminal?

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>>10861097
That means you've never really had any friends.