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HAACHAMA!
VS!
AMELIA WATSON!
BEGIN!

>Ame's first verse
Ame's first you psycothic bitch.
How about you stop streaming that schizo shit?
Cause when it comes to creativity, my gen looks up to me.
While your content is some indie horror wannabe.
Hic. You cant compete with me. Im the queen of shit talking.
Sure, you were one of Cover's best talents back then.
But the shit you put out now means your numbers are falling!
Now Cover hates you and your fans are insane.
How about you graduate now?
Because your Gen 1's biggest stain!

>Haachama's first verse
Ah... Do you know the Ameloni?
We heard she's Gura's sidekick.
Ah... The one who's full of envy? (Hee hee)
Ooooh, What's that? We just cant fathom.
Cause when it comes to games, all you do is start a tantrum. (Haachama-Chamaaa)
You wanna talk fans? We agree, mine are a bit crazy.
But look at your fans, they look lonely as fuck.
At least we dont put on a gf facade to make a quick buck!
Oh! There's two of us and only one of you (Haachamaaa)
How about you call the shark?
Because she's always there to your rescue! (Chamaaa)

>Ame's second verse
Why are you bringing Gura into this?
At least when it comes to streaming, we have the most experience.
You're not special. Make sure to put that in your head.
I heard you have two. But both of them are braindead!
You're just a rich zoomer who's fucking lazy.
How about you stop with the breaks and maybe stream normally?
All you do is eat shit that makes my tummy feel sick.
Cause only a lunatic would put a bug on a chopstick!
So you're an eldritch being? Dont you know who I am?
Im a time traveling detective who's seen how this battle ended
But it doesnt take a detective...
To know that your next hiatus has extended!

>Haachama's second verse
You're the least enthusiastic one in your generation!
You even got mogged by Mori.
And she sounds bored in every collaboration!
So dont go talking about laziness at me.
When you even got beat by my other personality.

>Haachama transforms into Akai Haato and starts rapping on Haachama's behalf
I came here to beat your untalented ass for free.
Now let's look at your precious trinity, shall we?
Ina can draw and Gura can sing. And what can you bring?
Nothing? Now that's fucking embarassing!
And now let's look at Kiara, the carpet muncher...
She has little to offer. But at least I can understand her.
But when it comes between you and Mori?
I cant believe that she's the better rapper!
Now it's my other personality's turn to finish it.
After this battle, I think you should just quit.

>Akai Haato then transforms back into Haachama to finish her last verse
Ha! See? You have no talent.
You just did what those twitch streamers had done before.
Yabe! Wasn't that your last occupation?
I thought were a whore!

WHO WON!?
http://poal.me/mmpi2h
http://poal.me/mmpi2h
http://poal.me/mmpi2h
WHO'S NEXT?
http://poal.me/arhjjd
http://poal.me/arhjjd
http://poal.me/arhjjd
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HOLOLIVE!

This battle was suggested by this anon:
>>10467356

Experience Part 1 here:
>>10448527
>>10448527
>>10448527

>> No.10817441
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10817441

What the fuck is this

>> No.10817524

>>10817441
OP trying to get himself over.

>> No.10817547
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10817547

> Because your Gen 1's biggest stain!

>> No.10817601

>>10817342
Fuck off with that nigger music.
Rap is the one thing I'd support if niggers were to bitch about muh cultural appropriation.

>> No.10817639

>this retard again

>> No.10817698
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10817698

>>10817342
jesas what the fuck is this shit

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>> No.10817708

If a "haaton" votes on this shit dont bother coming to the threads. We dont want you.

>> No.10817769
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>>10817342
HE'S BACK
HE RETURNED WITH THE PEAK CRINGEKINO
THANK YOU RAPSCHIZO

>> No.10817860

>>10817708
Why?

>> No.10817897

>>10817342
Haachama doesn't have broken English...

>> No.10817909

>>10817708
Hi, I am a Haaton and I voted for my oshi. Stay mad cucknigger.

>> No.10817924
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10817924

>>10817342
>>10817769
Rapschizo vs Mori or DD when?

>> No.10817938

I love this anon
Keep going champ, don't listen to em

>> No.10817963

>>10817909
Defiantly based

>> No.10818006

>>10817342
The legend returns. That's gonna be a based from me!

>> No.10818087

>>10817938
Thanks, anon. I'm just starting out. Maybe someday I'll make it big... And the first thing I'll do once I get big is hop on a DemonKaren feature

>> No.10818094

>>10817342
Amelia wins because Haachama used "mogged" in a verse. Only cringelords unironically use the term "mogged".

>> No.10818314

>>10817342
I kneel...

>> No.10818341

>>10818087
You keep trudging on like this, you're gonna make it big kid

>> No.10818431
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10818431

You could spend your time better watching VODs, or even creating positive threads for the girls anything other than this waste of time.

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>>10817342
>WHO'S NEXT?
>http://poal.me/arhjjd
I'm lost for words.

>> No.10818491

>>10817342
based

>> No.10818536

kino, I could hear the beat in my head reading it

>> No.10818539

>>10817342
i'm not reading that but based anon you are contributing more in one post than any shitposter has done in their entire worthless lifetime

>> No.10818718

>>10817601
Do blacks even have any kind of culture aside from rap

>> No.10818764
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>>10817342
at least post the good one

EPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

SOIJAK!
VERSHUS
GIGACHAD!

bbbbbbbBBBBBBBBEGIN

Soijak:
>Gigachad? More like Gigasad
>After this battle you’ll be Gigamad
>I’ve been here for a whole four years
>When i’m done with you, Sleek, you’ll be N' Tears
>I heard you’re from Russia, so don’t act so hunky
>You go apeshit over a picture of a monkey
>My wife might want Jamal and Abdul to top me
>But at least I don’t need her to photoshop me
>I’m livin’ in the west and drinkin’ my soi
>Letting in blacks like a good little goy
>At home i’m raising Tyrone’s baby boy
>And beating your ass fills me with joy!
>When you get bullied bitch you deserve it
>How cool can you be, your name is Ernest!
>but i’m a nice guy, so here’s a tip bro
>If you think you can beat me, the answer is NOOOOOOOO!

Gigachad:
>Why yes it's gigachad on the mic how could you tell?
>Dropping rhymes so advanced you're gonna cry and yell
>You better shut it soijak, you little bitch
>Why don't you go and orbit some thot on twitch
>I'm learning, bettering and improving myself
>you're putting another funko pop on shelf
>regurgitating shit you see on reddit
>claiming you're the first to have said it
>up votes are your greatest achievement?
>soijak, you need psychological treatment
>now go in your man cave and play on your switch
>while the monochrome man fucks your bitch

>> No.10818778

>>10818431
>/vt/
>makes positive threads for girls
NGMI

>> No.10818860

>>10818764
Soijak definitely won that one
>When i’m done with you, Sleek, you’ll be N' Tears
is pure fucking kino

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>>10818764
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

>FUUUUUUUUUUUuuck you motherfucker! Don't forget about me!
>Call me MC Derp, the OG M-E-M-E
>This ain't a comic, but I'm filled with so much rage.
>Is this really the best we got in this day and age?
>Wojak? Please go back. Reddit is THAT way!
>4chan's my arena and you just lost THE GAME
>I'm epic. You're pathetic. Now here's my final blow-
>TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>And Chad, don't think that you aren't next.
>You're a herp with herpies from all that sex!
>Think you're tough 'cause you're buff and you fuck Stacy?
>Bitch, my jawline's better than yours when I get troll facey
>You go too much bone and too much to bone.
>But after I fuck up your face, you'll be forever alone.
>Welp. I gotta go. Back to dead meme heaven.
>I pwned you two fucks like it was 2011.
>*mic drop*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MEMERRRYYYYYY!

>> No.10818910

>>10818718
everything american zoomers think is cool today was stolen from black people

>> No.10818978

>>10817342
kek. pretty nice

>> No.10819002

>>10817342
OP this is somehow even more cringe than the last one I applaud (You)

>> No.10819305

did you even try with chama?

>> No.10819447

>>10818867
glorious

>> No.10819819
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>>10817342
nice anon, but Haachama should have faced Luna first, since there is actual beef between them
https://youtu.be/ClNwEBSRl1I
https://youtu.be/LKPrq8a5hRE
https://youtu.be/DUgzXSJNmq4
https://youtu.be/qTRwUE0yKWI
https://youtu.be/TIR1m99B4wI

>> No.10820461

>>10819819
Maybe next battle

>> No.10820579

>>10817342
kino

>> No.10821096

>>10817342
Why did you post this anon

>> No.10821297

>>10819819
Oh no collabing often and having fun with each other is serious fucking shit!

>> No.10821694

>>10817342
http://poal.me/arhjjd
http://poal.me/arhjjd
http://poal.me/arhjjd
Btw, Im fully voice acting and making an ERB-tier music video for the next battle. So you fucks better vote wisely. The voting ends when the thread gets archived

>> No.10822696

>>10821297
it's a fun rivalry fuck with each other thing, I'm not sure where your the drama from

>> No.10822711

>>10817342
Great content, OP. Genuinely made me smile with this kino.
Couldn't believe all of the Haachama verses though.

>> No.10822976

>>10817342
I fucking love you OP, keep it up

>> No.10826268

>>10818718
This isn't Google...
>>10817342
Decent, and genuinely cool you're doing this, and haven't tried to go overboard with some contrived rhymes so you'll naturally improve. The hiatus front was nice. As for future battles / poals, keep it to non-meta and 1vs1 for now if you ask me.
Some more angles you could use here either as a front or a buildup.
>Ame kept hurting herself in her childhood
>Ame's fixation on animals
>La Creatividad
>Haatochama's aussie misadventures, now lost her aussie card to council.
>Ame in the AM / Haachama Reddit Review

>> No.10826663

this is retarded but i applaud the effort, theres some decent burns in there but the rhymes are kinda forced

>> No.10827955

>>10817342
Tldr

>> No.10827961

anon this is fucking terrible where do i type in my credit card number

>> No.10827988

>>10826268
Thanks for the advice, DDice

>> No.10828679

>>10826268
I see. I'd keep that in mind once I make part 3. Thanks for the advice btw

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>>10817342
>maybe if i do this shit for the umpth time the board will like me

>> No.10829348

>>10829195
>he thinks im doing it for (You)s
If anything, Im doing this so I can get a song feature with DemonKaren

>> No.10829438
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10829438

>>10817342
What the fuck? I have a problem with blogposting and I still think you wasted your time typing this gay shit

>> No.10830051

>>10817342
Kek. Bump. Good thread

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10830196

>>10821297
kill yourself dramafaggot

>> No.10830612

>>10818341
its mental illness and you indulging in his delusion isnt helping

>> No.10830646

>>10830612
>taking about mental illness in /vt/
NGMI

>> No.10831010

>>10817342
op may i post this on reddit?

>> No.10831607

>>10831010
Share it with your discord or your twitter buddies too. See if i care

>> No.10832007

>>10817342
Cringe

>> No.10832255

>>10827955
Haachama destroys ame in a rap battle

>> No.10832735
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10832735

>>10817342
Normie trash

>> No.10833220

>>10817342
Op what the fuck? Seriously what the fuck?

>> No.10833321

>>10817342
The least you can do is drop a vocaroo of you singing this, retard

>> No.10835373

>>10833321
I'll completely voice act the next battle. Dont worry about it

>> No.10837305

>>10817342
>But look at your fans, they look lonely as fuck.
Kek

>> No.10841330

>>10833321
Let's see him do this.

>> No.10841874

>>10817708
I'm a Haaton but I'm not putting my votes into this cringe stuff, haha.

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10842046

>>10817342
Glad to see you're back in action anon, keep it up. God bless your soul.

>> No.10843307

>>10821096
To get replies?

>> No.10843768

Post vtuber pits.

>> No.10843824

>a fucking doxxbeat

>> No.10844617

>>10818764
underage

>> No.10844785

>>10818764
not vtubers, but this is pretty good.

>> No.10846130

>>10818094
Only retards use the terms "cringe" and "unironically".

>> No.10846577

>>10846130
this, but unironically

>> No.10847013

>>10817342
Who has the best bars bros?

>> No.10847176

>>10817342
Based

>> No.10847731

I cant believe you guys didnt vote for SEAnigger vs bugman

>> No.10847942

>>10819305
I interpreted it as her rapping in broken english which is probably what op was going for

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>>10847731
Maybe next battle? That was actually the matchup I was hoping for to get voted the most. I was even considering voice acting and making the music video for that thing. I already prepared the script last week beforehand. Oh, well.

>> No.10848399

>>10818867
/thread

>> No.10848411

>>10848159
Fuck the voting do this one, I would PERSONALLY write bars for this

>> No.10848727

>>10848159
You'll be banned for that, hopefully .

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10848769

>>10848411
I would. But I wanna be fair here. The voting ends when the thread archives. Maybe there's hope? If not then I better start writing bars for Miko.
>>10848727
The charges? And if that happens then I'll just restart my router. No biggie

>> No.10848816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7aJ6bwLTnI
I just fixed this thread, thank me later

>> No.10849276

>>10817342
If haachama wanted to win she can just tell Ame "I can call you a whore and not have it be an exaggeration, also i always wondered are hotel room carpets soft on your knees?", yeah is a low blow but Ame cant come back from that. Pretty sure Ame would either slap her on the stpot or just break down crying, either response means Haachama won .

>> No.10849294

>>10848769
Make sure you rap in the most racist way possible
>Xi jinping is not the greatest leader how can you say that?
>Your rice, we confiscate that
>Cant game half past 9, you can stay mad
>Chink zhang spitting at you from the mainland

>> No.10849429

>>10849276
What the fuck is this rrat, i heard it multiple times.

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>>10849294
Kek. Good one. The battle is mostly Hololive oriented so they're battling on who is the better anti. But I'll add some racist undertones and disses.

>> No.10849598

>>10849429
Ame had a rough life and sometimes that meant if she wanted a room for the night and food in her stomach she had to do some things she isn't proud of and use her attributes and skillls as a women. Lets just say she more than once earned her money on her knees and on her back. Im not judging her for what she did, but it did happen.

>> No.10849663

Wish other anons had half the creativity that you do you cringe bastard. Keep up the work

>> No.10849677

>>10849598
she told you that? huh

>> No.10850592

>>10849677
No, I was the one paying her

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>>10817342
holy shit the autism master returns. Please never stop making these works of art. I fucking bow at your greatness.

>> No.10851409

it's actually happening ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv2YbdnWPGE

>> No.10852504

>>10817342
Absolutely based

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>>10817342

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10854827

Isn't this a form of terrorism?

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