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10752401 No.10752401 [Reply] [Original]

>"My God is better than yours"
>"I haven't been praising lately I should probably drop by later"
>"I'm gonna give $500 worth of sacrifice later"
>"My God is a small deity with very few following"

They're called Idols for a reason anon, you're the modern equivalent of a Greek Polytheistic Worshiper; and This, this is the church.

>> No.10752447

>>10752401
god isn't real you autist lmao

>> No.10752603

>>10752447
Retard

>> No.10753094

>>10752401
Why are Athenafags like this?

>> No.10753194

>>10753094
Unironically this

>> No.10755314

>>10752401
>you're the modern equivalent of a Greek Polytheistic Worshiper
Based, my God is better than yours

>> No.10755389

>>10752401
What Greek God used to play video games and make cute noises?

>> No.10755483

>>10755389
Gura = Hebe

>> No.10756164
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>> No.10756725

>>10755314
This

>> No.10756798

Give me a call when one of them snorts weird gases that gives her hallucinations and she starts mumbling odd prophecies at the very least and I'll drop her a sacrifice.

>> No.10756815

How will you cope when your God graduates?

>> No.10757170

>>10752401
Yeah unlike your god mine actually listens to me though. The other day she gave me a kiss too.

>> No.10757234

>>10752401
that isn't how most pre-modern polytheistic religion works. it wasn't devotional, it was transactional. you gave sacrifices and did rituals to get good things and avoid bad things, not just because you liked the guy.
the people who superchat specifically to get their messages read are closer, but even that's pretty far off.

>> No.10757296

>>10757234
there was more to it than just rituals and different sects had a different way of doing things than others based on their primary god. so you'd go to the sect with the coolest god and hang out with the dudes also into that. like if you liked fucking dudes you''d hang out in sparta.

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>>10752401
I watch other girls and only tune in to my oshi during events. I sin six days and repent on the seventh, but I do everything in her name.

>> No.10758109

>>10757366
Based Copticbeat

>> No.10758139

>>10755314
This desu

>> No.10758155

>>10752401
cringe

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>>10756798
>he doesn't know

>> No.10758245

>>10752401
lmao even my kindergartner cousin knows the difference

>> No.10760529

Does that make Gura the allfather? The God's of Gods? everyone knows its the fact but tries to ignore it.
This is actually pretty interesting desu, What does each Vtuber represent? what do they symbolize?

>> No.10760604

>>10756815
what makes it worse, is that Gods actually die when the followers starts to regress and fade away from the fellowship, and their church; gods cant stand on their own, the very same with vtubers

>> No.10760607

>>10752401
>They're called Idols for a reason
Most vtubers aren't called idols idiot

>> No.10763694

>>10760607
Retard

>> No.10763840

>>10760607
most vtubers are not successful neither talented whats your point

Its only the most idolish ones who are at the top

>> No.10768830

Based. My goddess is better at shooting games than the other tribe's shooting game goddess.

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>>10768830
>Yfw absolute savages praise degenerate Goddesses

Fking disgusting, it speak volumes to what type of Heathens those fking degenerates are.

>> No.10770060

>>10752401
Greeks were henotheist

>> No.10770232

>>10752401
>They're called Idols for a reason anon
yes but they're true idols unlike that Jew people worship

>> No.10770293

>>10770060
Who's the supreme Idol anon? That's the real question

>> No.10770359

>>10769978
>Nyannerfags

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>>10752401

>Greek
Okay cool now watch me invent anal

>> No.10774564

>>10771704
Shmex

>> No.10776243

>>10756164
>Do what you want, God is fake
Literally the creed of Satan

>> No.10779443

>>10756164
This is what counts as Scripture for these heathens? Look at what drivel they need to spout just to mimic a fraction of Our Lord's Wiwsdom and Gwowy; Sowch hawowty shaw not stawnd, I scwim dewth to these hewthens!

>> No.10779516

not a cult by the way

>> No.10779654

>>10752401
Isn't this the plot to a manga or something already? Like a bunch of unworshipped god's decide to become celebrities or vtubers or something?

>> No.10783266

>>10779654
There is a manga about Gods streaming as Vtubers, which was followed up by a casting for these vtuber characters. Cool idea, don't know what happened to it and never saw any of them though.

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OP is a heathen and a sodomite

>> No.10787566

>>10768830
Based
>the virgin Goddess of farming and building playing Minecraft
>the chad God of war playing Apex

>> No.10792432

>>10752401
>They're called Idols for a reason anon
They aren't real idols.

>> No.10792612

>chink autism managed to slay a god and demote her to demi-god status
Bros, how do we stop them?

>> No.10792743

>>10752401
I wouldn't have to resort to other vtubers if Jesus became a vtuber I'd be loyal to vtuber jesus.

>> No.10793208

>>10770293
The one which see's furthest into the future

>> No.10793355

>>10752401
Which one is the god of tits and wine?

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UNGA BUNGA ME THINK ORANGE BIRD TRIBE NOTHING BUT HOT DOO DOO. ORANGE BIRD NOT JUST GOD. ORANGE BIRD ONLY THINK OF ORANGE BIRD. ME HATE ORANGE BIRD TRIBE

>> No.10795907

>>10793355
Mori

>> No.10797914

>>10795907
I thought she was into weed.

>> No.10798302

>>10752401
Taking over generals and forcibly changing their temple into my oshi's temple. Making them call all their chuubas by the names of the chuubas in my favorite company.

>> No.10800313

>>10795907
I thought she was the god of fragrant smells

>> No.10800568

>>10756815
By getting another one. The ride never ends.

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