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MORI CALLIOPE!
VS!
TAKANASHI KIARA!
BEGIN!

>Mori's first verse
Yo yo yo listen up kusotori
Im the real holoen rapper here
You think you can beat me?
I think you'll have a better time shilling hinotori
Cause when i bust a rhyme you go crazy
How about you start working on your voice first huh?
Cause when I hear it I just go oh no! Oh GUH!
So leave this battle now before I start cringin'
You pathetic and sad little buck-buck chicken!

>Kiara's first verse
Ok, Calli, since youre such a big meanie...
I'll go all out just this once, okie dokie?
Yo, what am i hearing from your raps exactly?
A washed up white woman who's tryna be a black wannabe?
Oh please, and I thought that your old music was bad
Turns out it was worse than your hip and cool rapper facade
I'm the mighty fire bird that can spit nothing but fire!
Your first verse didnt even hurt me. Maybe you should retire.

>Mori looks at Kiara at disbelief. But manages to bounce back and returns to rapping.

>Mori's second verse
So you're going all out, no holds barred?
Fine, the gloves are off, kusotori. You better be ready
Cus this battle's not just gonna leave you looking scarred
It'll leave you broken, flightless and charred
So dont go talking about going all out on me
Cause when it comes to numbers, I have the most popularity
And dont forget...
You'll be nothing without me or your shitty TakaMori

>Kiara's second verse
You're really going to shit on TakaMori at me?
Cause the only one who's shit here is you, Calli
And you think that popularity is everything? Hah!
You wont be even popular with your shitty rapping.
So you think I'll leave this battle in ashes and scars?
Well bitch I'll just keep on resurrecting.
While you try and keep up with my bars.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HOLOLIVE!

>> No.10448589
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10448589

>>10448527

>> No.10448725

>>10448527
No

>> No.10448760

>>10448527
>Why does this have a shitty photoshopped image.
>Where did you rip off the lyrics from?
8/10 bait anon, you've intrigued me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.10448794

>>10448527
Rap so bad I actually believe Mori is the OP.

>> No.10448824

>>10448527
fucking kill yourself

>> No.10448826

So uh... Who won?

>> No.10448879

>>10448826
nobody who read the op that's for sure

>> No.10448963
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>>10448527
this is so cringe that is based

>> No.10448983

>>10448527
Where's the tl;dr? I don't want to read a shitpost this long.

>> No.10449040
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10449040

>>10448589
>>10448725
>>10448794
>>10448824
>>10448879
>>10448963
Cut me some slack. I didnt even know 90% of the posters here dont listen or at least watched a single ERB video

>> No.10449106

>>10448983
Its a rap battle between mori and kiara. Reading at least the subject and the first few words already gives you the idea you lazy moron

>> No.10449197

>>10449040
But are you Mori Calliope from Hololive English Myth?

>> No.10449280

>>10449197
I wouldve made better lines and verses for myself if I was Mori

>> No.10449485

>>10448527
Who won this rap battle?

>> No.10449986
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10449986

So uh, how long did you spend writing this

>> No.10450365

>>10449986
Under 10 minutes. I had a harder time making the thumbnail tbqh

>> No.10450436

>>10448527
Autism

>> No.10450626

>>10450365
Alright, you answered my question so I might as well comment who won.
Kiara calling Mori a wigger was pretty funny but Mori had better disses so I'm gonna have to give it to the Nigger of Nippon.

>> No.10450710

>>10448527
This is fire my dude big ups!

>> No.10450759

>>10449485
Everyone lost

>> No.10452657

>didn't make an actual track
You suck.

>> No.10452773

>>10448527
https://files.catbox.moe/eenn7f.mp4
This is the standard you have to reach.

>> No.10452837
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10452837

>*Dies from cringe

>> No.10452914

>>10448527
Thank you OP, for making my sides implode.
Do Elira vs Selen next please. I need these to be sunday installments.

>> No.10452932

>>10449040
That has nothing to do with it, you're a pure cringe what the fuck do you think you're doing? are you bored? go read a book go outside

>> No.10453044

>>10448527
Holy based

>> No.10453376

>>10449040
Ai did this with Luna, it was pure cringe. Yours is no different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sPnwZUMckE

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>>10453376
I still miss Kaguya Luna, up to this day

>> No.10453576

Why are you guys so obsessed with this fake lesbian relationship? This is why this board is so painful to read, all you faggots spamming "take meds" are usually the ones that most badly need some kind of xanax or other shit so you stop sperging constantly.

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>> No.10453827

>>10448527
Is there another rapper chuuba? I would honestly love to see Calli and another chuuba featured on ERB

>> No.10454011

Someone post the deadbeat watama rap that was edited over the rap battle from 8 mile

>> No.10454039

>>10448826
YOU DECIDE

>> No.10454120

>>10453376
What do you mean "cringe"? Pure masterpiece!

>> No.10454374

>>10453376
Kaguya goes hard as fuck

>> No.10454524
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10454524

>Cringe
Where are your sarcasm reps? If anything, this is surface level tier cringe. Ironic at best. Dont you faggots even watch a single Mori stream?

>> No.10454588

>>10453376
Why are a bunch of literal whos doing a rap battle?

>> No.10454731

>>10453576
Did you even actually took the time to read the post? Or did you just see the thumbnail where Mori is angry at Kiara and just assumed that the thread was all about takamori? Either way, you should take your meds

>> No.10455124

>>10454731
Q: why would I read your shitty tl;dr shitpost when it's easier to just call you a stupid faggot? THINK, TWITTERFAG, THINK.

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10455585

>>10455124
>Call me a twitterfag
>Uses a meme that actual twitterfags use
Unironically go back you tourist. Dont forget to screen save my rap battle and share it with your twitter tranny friends

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10455672

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
MUFFUGA NIGGA BIX NOOD
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGUH

wow 10/10 rap

>> No.10455811

Somehow, or probably exactly as expected, even shittier than the worst of epic rap battles.

>> No.10455891

>>10455811
What was ERB's worst song anyway? This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810FWtKnH-o probably takes the cake for being the worst

>> No.10456006
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10456006

>>10448527
Crazed/Binge

>> No.10456183

>>10454011
FOUND IT
COME BACK OP WHEN YOU ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THIS
UNTIL THEN OP IS A FAG
https://streamable.com/cmpuwo

>> No.10456740

>>10448527
epic

>> No.10456776

cringe/10, don't do it again OP

>> No.10456947

>>10448527
ngl you could probably take clips of both talking out of context and put a copyright free beat behind it and make a fan ERB vid. Too much effort though.

>> No.10458983

>>10449040
>Cut me some slack.
Anon, this is 4chan.

>> No.10460196

>>10449040
Coward. Own it like a MAN.

>> No.10460286

>>10456183
Kino.

>> No.10461054

>>10448527
Okay but for real tho, this could be cringekino if they ever decide to do it, after the public execution of Takamori

>> No.10461175
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10461175

>>10448527
i love you op, this trascended cringe

>> No.10461319

>>10448527
that was terrible and completely ignore their personality.

if it's freestyle rap mori's lyrics would be stuttery, kiara will be full of german words.

>> No.10462032

>>10455124
kill yourself

>> No.10462120

>>10455124
Go back

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>>10448527
Reading this gives me the feeling you dont actually speak english, but only use it in written form. Like rhyming "bad" with "facade"? Really?

>>10449040
I know epic rap battles of history, but just because you rererenced a dead youtube channel, doesn't make those rhymes any less cringe. I'm genuinely sorry, man, but this aint it.

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10463088

>>10448527
This is the worst post in the entire history of this board
more pls

>> No.10463448

>>10448527
Don't listen to those other guys, this is great. Make more!

>> No.10463924

>>10448527
This is unironically the worst fucking thing I've read in a while but seeing everyone collectively bully you for making such cringe is satisfying. Make more.

>> No.10464262

>>10448527
this is not the worst or the best post ever made in this board, it's rather somewhat in the middle, but seeing anons reactions to it causes more or less some form of reaction. Perhaps do more, or not. up to you really

>> No.10464556

>>10448527
we need to DESTROY all evidence of OP's existence
we fucking NEED to unleash damnatio memoriae on his ass

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>>10450365
Just admit you spent hours, Anon. It's alright. You tried.

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>>10463088
>>10463448
>>10463924
>>10464262
>Make more
Thanks, anons. Anyway, Im actually planning on making a second one. But there are two things I have in mind:
>Mori vs Kiara Part 2
A rematch between Mori and Kiara. But this time, different HoloEN girls join the battle with their own verses. But I dont know who goes first and the one who goes last. Because the one who goes last must literally destroy them all
>TakaMori (Or a different pairing) vs GurAme (Or a different pairing)
A 2v2 rap battle between two ships/pairings. TakaMori vs GurAme is the matchup I have in mind. But you guys could suggest different pairings.

>> No.10467293

It's so cringe I won't let this thread die just yet.

>> No.10467356

>>10448527
Kiara won it deadbeats btfo

ame vs hachamaaaa next!!!

>> No.10467685

>>10467356
>ame vs hachama
Seems like a good idea. I'll try to keep that in mind if I try to make a second one

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Op if you actually rap this you will be a legend
Post a vocaroo

>> No.10471808

I'll make part 2 next week. See you faggots soon

>> No.10477026

>>10466261
I won't ever read them because I will physically collapse but I respect the hustle, god bless you anon.

>> No.10478926

>>10449040
ERB has better rhymes than you man. That was pure cringe.

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10479063

>>10448527
Reminded me of this

>> No.10480074

>>10453376
kys holobrony.
better than every holoshit song

>> No.10481307

>>10448963
>>10452837
>>10453376
>>10454524
>>10456776
>>10461054
>>10461175
>>10467293
"Cringe" is a verb, kill yourselves.

>> No.10481463

More like Epic cringe

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>>10448527

>> No.10482461

>>10448527
>I'm the mighty fire bird that can spit nothing but fire!
>Your first verse didnt even hurt me. Maybe you should retire.

>So you think I'll leave this battle in ashes and scars?
>Well bitch I'll just keep on resurrecting.
>While you try and keep up with my bars.
Yeah. Kiara won.

>> No.10482481 [DELETED] 

I cringed into orbit and landed on Santa's galaxy milkers, thanks OP
>captcha: NAWMA

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>>10448527
YO!!! MANO ALOE VS HITOMI CHRIS NEXT!!! I THINK IT WOULD BE SO EPIC!!

>> No.10493798

>>10448527
Think about it like this OP.
ERB was already cringe, sometimes intentionally.
But then you come here and make a dollar store discount version. What to you think the end result is?

>> No.10494417

>>10452773
sheepposters resurrecting MF DOOM and Big Pun here holy shit
what program is this using

>> No.10495042

>>10453376
The beat during Luna's part goes hard.

>> No.10495097

Kiara blew the Nigger of Nippon the fuck out

>> No.10495165

>>10479063
Gugeru purusu san....

>> No.10498484

>>10492117
kek

>> No.10499345

>>10448527
keep it up anon. Channel your cringe autism and forge more cringe kino for us.

Based autism poster

>> No.10500598

Epic rap battle time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfjZmhu3GQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrhRAaWyEY

>> No.10500704

>>10448527
Anon im gonna be honest with you, dont ever tell anyone irl you made this thread. If you wrote this down somewhere on a piece of paper flush it down the toilet.

>> No.10506922

>>10500704
dont listen to him

>> No.10507287

>>10494417
>what program is this using
TA here, supposedly that is https://uberduck.ai/

>> No.10516025

Bump good thread.

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>>10448527
i stopped reading after the fourth line but i find your autism genuinely endearing, op

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