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>eats happy meals and plays with the toys on stream
>parents want her to come home because they're worried about her being alone
>continually has near-miss incidents because she looks helpless and innocent
>too naive to fall for Finana's lewd jokes
>repeats the same joke for several days because she thinks it's funny

she's too pure for her own good bros

>> No.10408473

I will save her.

>> No.10408509
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>>10408451
I want to protect her and carry her everywhere like the princess she is.

>> No.10408583

>>10408451
>pure
So who's gonna tell him?

>> No.10408584

I LOVE THIS AUTISTIC ROZENMAIDEN DESU

>> No.10408635

>>10408451
>she's too pure
Kirt already defiled her anon

>> No.10408638

The only way to save her is to tie her to a post so she can't wander off.

>> No.10408746

>>10408451
She's so awesome, the upcoming anime stole her design

>> No.10408754

>>10408451
it’s amazing she’s survived this long whilst also having a regular job (internship in accounting iirc)

>> No.10408759
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>>10408451
what should I make Wosemi say bros?

>> No.10408788

>>10408754
She is good at math, she solved calculus on stream. She just has 0 awareness of herself. In fact she's safer at work than she is wandering around getting into strange situations like old men walking up to her

>> No.10408803

>>10408759
make her say that she loves you :)

>> No.10408813

>>10408759
>"Daddy will you take me to McDonalds today? They have new toys and I want to eat nuggies!"

>> No.10408890

>>10408759
If you really love her then there isn't much better than having her say some encouraging words about how good you are doing and talk about how much she believes in you and is supporting you while using your real name. Makes me giddy every time when I hear mine like that.

>> No.10409003

>>10408813
>>10408759
Ask her to review the Le Bron toy she got in her happy meal

>> No.10409214

Guys I need help on how to marry her

>> No.10409226

>>10408890
this. using your real name as your username when talking to chuubas is the chaddest move, you never forget it.

>> No.10409319

Are there any ASMRautists that aren't sluts, or does it just come with the territory?

>> No.10409438

>>10409319
Actual ASMR has nothing to do with GFE or anything erotic in the slightest. vtubers and e-thots make it like that so I guess what you said is true and it's inherent for them.

>> No.10409451

>>10409319
>sluts
i don't know what definition of this word at this point

>> No.10409499

Awoo bark bark grr

>> No.10409545

>>10409451
Let me educate you, my fellow anonymous imageboard user:
A slut - any female girl who is not a virgin and/or is interacting with males, except for me.
If she likes guys who is not me, she is a slut.
If she talk to guys who is not me, she is a slut.
If she ever dared to do something what might be considered erotic by my insane christian grandfather, she is, indeed, a slut.

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>>10409545
Excuse me anon, but if my insane christian grandmother could do it then I expect vtubers to be able as well

>> No.10409904

>>10408473
I(me) will help her* ftfy

>> No.10410008

>>10408451
Her panting does something weird to my kokoro. She might have even more big dork energy than Elira

>> No.10410729

>>10408451
>>eats happy meals and plays with the toys on stream
timestamp?

>> No.10410838

>>10410729
Tourney anon go back to rigging the tournament

>> No.10410996
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>>10410729
>Rosemi out in the first round
You are a fucking dirty cheat

>> No.10411012

>>10410729
I believe it was in her last Cuphead stream.

>> No.10411039

>>10411012
thanks

>> No.10411468

>>10408473
I think she'll be fine, just give it more time.

>> No.10412294

Stop making me think Unicorns actually exist

>> No.10412370

she's also a competetive slither io player that gets upset when someone stream snipes her https://youtu.be/EgV9zkN4fa8?t=9711

>> No.10412575

>pure

>> No.10413323

>>10408451
>>parents want her to come home because they're worried about her being alone
i've watched her graduation and didnt understand shit because she spoke moon runes like 80% of the time. Was she always like this?

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>>10408759
ask her to say
w-w-w-wooooosemi

>> No.10413543

>>10409003
Seconding this

>> No.10415093 [DELETED] 

>>10409003
Ok I’m going to do this. I’m going to buy two, what should I have her say for the other one

>> No.10415225

I love how pure Rosemi is. It's so ridiculously cute.

God I want to rape and mindbreak Rosemi and make her slowly lose that purity.

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>>10408451
Now I'll watch your Niji

>> No.10415510

>>10408451
>she's too pure for her own good bros
she's too retarded for her own good bros
fixed

>> No.10415560

>>10408759
Make her say this:
>This may come as sudden news, but as of October 21st, I will be ceasing all activities as a Vtuber. Thank you for all the support you've given me, and I hope we can have one big last blast until then!

>> No.10415565

>>10415510
But aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?

>> No.10415623
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10415623

>>10415565
>Ayy lmao

>> No.10415716

>>10415565
No they're cutest when they're on a dick moaning.

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>>10415225
>rosemi
>pure
When did this meme start? I keep seeing it in these threads. Do you think cute and pure are synonymous?

>> No.10416187

>>10412370
That was me. I fucked up though and came from the wrong angle so no one saw my name was Herbicide.

>> No.10416662

>>10415855
you can have sex and still be pure
it's a state of spirit, not body

>> No.10416894

>>10416662
Only a roastie would tell themselves this.

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>>10416187
somebody shoot that guy

>> No.10417191

>>10408759
Wait you can make her say stuffs when you buy the pack?

>> No.10417247

>>10417191
Of course, you can even ask her to read lewd fanfiction out loud.

>> No.10417411

>>10416662
This but only if you've ever done it with one person only

Any more than that and you are certified slut no matter what

>> No.10418728

>>10408451
She probably got gangbanged in college

>> No.10418778
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10418778

Obsydia is the patrician's current generation of choice. This fact is indisputable.

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>>10408759

>> No.10418863

>>10417191
Yeah. Selen’s voice pack sold out in two days but the order period for Rosemi and Petra’s voice packs has been extended through October

>> No.10419084

>>10415623
Ok but he said almost.

>> No.10419346

>>10418863
Petra's voicepack could be added to the jp store and the period could be extended until the sun dies and it would still not be sold out

>> No.10419460

>>10419346
I don’t like Petra or plan to buy her voice pack but I’m sure there’s a market for her. She averages a few hundred viewers per stream, I’m sure some of those (mostly JOP) guys can scrap together a few thousand yen for her voice pack

>> No.10419559

>>10418863
Dragoons are the strongest fanbase

>> No.10420825

>>10408451
Wosemi LOVE!

>> No.10420905

>>10418778
Not with that anti dimes penguin they're not.

>> No.10421108

>>10408451
I liked Rosemi, but unsubbed from her because I'm vehemently against Tik Tok memes. Please forgive me.

>> No.10425891

>>10408473
No I will

>> No.10426059

>>10417411
The only time that someone can be pure and not a virgin is if they were raped.
Imagining that my oshi was raped is a miserable thought, but it doesn't give me the same feeling of ntr as if she had consensual sex

>> No.10426376
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>>10408451
I'll be the incident that doesn't miss.

>> No.10426846

>>10420905
>>10419460
is her bratty personality a big filter? i thought people liked that

>> No.10427292

>>10408451
I would eat mcdonald’s chicken nuggets from between rosemi’s toes

>> No.10429871

>>10410729
https://twitter.com/RosemiClippings/status/1441658728596611073

>> No.10430030

>>10417191
Yes, but they hold the ability to decline a request. So, for instance, you can't make them say the gamer word.

>> No.10430176

>>10429871
Your daily reminder that Rosemi weighs 93 pounds.

>> No.10430288

>>10408473
We know you won't. You say it but you won't.

>> No.10431169

>>10430176
Imagine manhandling Rosemi until she turns into Erosemi Leglock while passionately making love in the missionary position for the sake of procreation.

>> No.10431361

>Rosemi
Sheltered princess who thinks being "almost molested" is cute and funny
>Petra
Problem child, nepotism, secretly the leader of nijien
>Pomu
Ascended weeaboo, minecraft is her true waifu, lowkey bothered by highschool traumas
>Finana
Thinks she is good at sex because she's read a lot of doujins, also thinks she is the ideal wife despite living off doritos
>Elira
Chill, just wants to eat lumpias, her dad thinks she's dumb
>Selen
The one who is actually good at videogames. Also the only one that never "fake laughs" to be cute.

>> No.10431408

>>10408754
>>10408788
>accounting
>job which requires you to devote 100 hours a week of work during "on season"
>being slowly replaced by algorithms and pajeets to save money

Yeah she's gonna die.

>> No.10431841

>>10431361
>Selen
>actually good at video games
She got filtered by Wood Man.

>> No.10432050
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>>10408759

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>>10430176
Soon to be 93 kilos when I'm finished.

>> No.10433024

>>10426376
I was expecting people to joke with ''Lovecock'' instead.

>> No.10433427
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10433427

>>10433024

>> No.10435084

Hook line and sinker

>> No.10435823

>>10433427
Ohshit

>> No.10436039

>>10408473
>thinking her purity is a bad thing
You all are a bunch of demons. I fear for what may happen to Rose. I wish I could protect her.

>> No.10436535

>>10436039
Is she actually pure? Does she make any kind of lewd jokes? Im tired of searching only to get disappointed.

>> No.10437052

>>10436535
>Is she actually pure?
no she just hides it for streams, its called doing an act

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>>10436535
>Is she actually pure?

>> No.10437274

>>10415623
only works 2D

>> No.10437763

>>10408788
I'm dumb as shit i never learned calc

>> No.10437915
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lol

>> No.10441891

My wife

>> No.10442686

>>10436535
She bleeps herself on stream when saying "asshole"

She's super tame ye

>> No.10442798

>>10409319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UM9v2j59F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV4FON55e7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYWxe0XLqWE

>> No.10443308

>>10408473
I will protect her. You can stand in the corner as I breed her.

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10443848

>>10415225
>rape and mindbreak Rosemi and make her slowly lose that purity

>> No.10444094

>>10417411
>why yes I've never had sex with a human being before, how could you tell?

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>>10415225
HOLY

>> No.10444247

>>10420905
She's great for the others to bounce off of, as in bullying a toddler for fun.

>> No.10449797

>>10426846
>open stream
>speaking japanese
>close stream

>> No.10452146

>>10444094
More like growing up somewhere where monogamy is normal and desired so it feels wrong when you do it with someone who wasn't your first.

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