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>Today stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tTfzkz1cYE

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Last Thread
>>9971954

>> No.10018458
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>> No.10018487
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Sex

>> No.10018488

I don't know this game, but why can't she pull the key?

>> No.10018507
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i love this fucking bear....

>> No.10018540

i love fucking this bear....

>> No.10018584

The answer is making KEY IS SHUT, right? If the same object is SHUT and OPEN, will it disintegrate itself?

>> No.10018649

>>10018584
Turn door into another keke, make keke shut, and then have one the kekes opened by the key, allowing the other keke to create flag is win

>> No.10018696
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>>10018649

>> No.10018727
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I love this adorably retarded bear!

>> No.10018729

>>10018696
Are you calling me a retard?

>> No.10018781
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I love fucking this bear!

>> No.10018830
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>>10018727

>> No.10018992

>>10018830
Teabani is very smart and very cute

>> No.10019129

>>10015011
>>10018332
Overrated posts. It's a breath of fresh air to see people other than the usual "Pichu Shaymin DYRBI kek" gang. The Spanish supa guy dropped some supas and already stopped.

>> No.10019144
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I'm gonna unload 4 days of cum onto this sheep's giant knockers

>> No.10019181

>>10019129
nah fuck them

>> No.10019222

>>10019181
stop gatekeeping

>> No.10019262
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>>10019222

>> No.10019319

>>10019222
she just does it without realizing it I'm only talking shit

>> No.10019407

>>10019222
I told you

>> No.10019464

>>10019407
What are you talking about?

>> No.10019482

I prefer cute greys compared to grooming losers who have nothing better to do with their time

>> No.10019507

>>10019129
Pichu Shaymin DYRBI kek

>> No.10019537

>>10019482
Fuck off

>> No.10019542

Bea has ADHD, so she gets bored of people fast. The smart thing to do is to create new identities for yourself frequently. I'm currently on my seventh grey account, and she always reads my messages. When she stops reading them, I'll just make another account.

>> No.10019547

>>10019407
There are 2 possible interpretations of who "them" is.

>> No.10019563

>>10019537
kys

>> No.10019580

>>10019537
What do you mean?

>> No.10019584

>>10019537
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

>> No.10019653

I want to fucking smack this retarded bear and tell her the solution but backseating is cringe

>> No.10019714

Te he!

>> No.10019724

>>10019537
Greys come and go but the obsessive fanatics are everywhere

>> No.10019765

You will never accomplish anything shit talker anon

>> No.10019863
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why is this bear so kino

>> No.10019896

>>10019537
Did I upset your emotional balance?

>> No.10019924

>>10018412
I decided to check her out yesterday, holy shit, i regret not doing it earlier, now i know why you love her so much

>> No.10019949

>>10019765
>>10019765
>>10019765
>>10019765
>>10019765

>> No.10020074
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>> No.10020090

>>10020074
What's your problem with that post

>> No.10020158

you bitch bear 3 hours already I want to go eat

>> No.10020173

I think that Bea has a drinking problem

>> No.10020199

>>10020158
this is really insensitive to the eu brothers

>> No.10020200

>>10020090
It's closer to 10 am, the guy is an idiot

>> No.10020222
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>>10018507
me too

>> No.10020304

Was Kaniko date raped by her farther?

>> No.10020332

her dad... had a bad habit... of making eye drops?

>> No.10020345

>>10020173
No, she has a drinking solution

>> No.10020360

>>10020200
Are you serious

>> No.10020490

>>10020304
Yes, me.

>> No.10020514

>>10020360
Show me a green making a mistake like that

>> No.10020559

I will not share my footstep recordings with these disgusting greys

>> No.10020572

>>10020158
>Not watching the stream while you cook and eat
NGMI

>> No.10020662

>>10020514
No, I feel like this discussion isn't worth furthering.

>> No.10020671

>it's another childhood poverty story

>> No.10020701

her dad reminds me of myself, if I have a daughter I hope she is like bea

>> No.10020703
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>>10020662
you retard

>> No.10020750

>>10020671
this is so weird to me because you can buy a six month's supply of eye drops for basically nothing, how many was he burning through that he thought it'd be cheaper to make it personally?

>> No.10020758

>>10020750
I really don't understand this. maji.

>> No.10020763

Imagine the blowjobs...

>> No.10020792

>>10020671
>the tweet after the Omori stream where she announced her merch, mentioning she likes DIY
>mentions her family couldn't get or afford some piece of cheap merch so she would make it herself
It's all coming together.

>> No.10020911

it's a scam for some porcelain teeth, health is so expensive in japan?

>> No.10021035
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>> No.10021096

>the fang is real, and its HUGE

>> No.10021169

A fang blowjob from bea... haaaa.....

>> No.10021188

Remember, fangs are anime code for yaeba

>> No.10021301

I can hear bea slowly losing her mind

>> No.10021392
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>>10019542
immortan joe notices your greyness

>> No.10021414

Bea's dad reminds me a lot of my ex's dad. He gambled, drank, and had a lot of eccentricities too :)

>> No.10021462

>>10021414
Maybe you dated Bea

>> No.10021552

>>10021462
I don't have any emotional scars, so I don't think I did

>> No.10021565
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rare sad bea

>> No.10021602

did she broke up with her boyfriend?

>> No.10021617

>>10019542
I use my green in my pc and grey account on my phone bea reads my messages one way or the other

>> No.10021618

Bea is younger than half her audience, and she has the nerve to give advice to us?

>> No.10021621

>>10021414
He reminds me a lot of my neighbor growing up. My dad was friends with the guy and I spent a lot of time in hanging out in their garage.
It was mostly redneck engineering and unlike Bea's dad the things usually worked, but they were about as hair brained

>> No.10021640

>>10021602
Pumped and dumped

>> No.10021661

>>10021618
This is normal daughter behavior. Like a little kid stopping you and telling you to look both ways before crossing the street.

>> No.10021662

luv me polar bear
luv clovers
luv derails
'ate glue
'ate black bears (not racist just don't like them)
simple as

>> No.10021667

'ate glue
luv bea
simple as

>> No.10021684
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>>10021662

>> No.10021693

>>10019924
That's nice to hear, it's always harder to come in late and not get lost

>> No.10021699
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>I'm cuter than glue

>> No.10021719
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what the fug is she talking about?

>> No.10021728

>>10021684
this will be very useful soon

>> No.10021741

>>10021661
But she's not a kid, she's an adult...

>> No.10021753

>bea sanding down her fang
artbros doko

>> No.10021758

Jesas how drunk is she

>> No.10021766

2£... Bear coin is plummeting.

>> No.10021767

I'm going to be sick

>> No.10021774

>>10020911
It's as expensive basically everywhere, it's just the combined cost of production and especially the operation. Plus not considered necessary so a lot of healthcares won't cover it well.

>> No.10021795
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She drank like ... 1 beer

>> No.10021895
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>>10021728
it is an old image I never really used it

>> No.10021922

>>10021684
Why is Risuna so fat and disgusting

>> No.10021947

>>10021795
It's shouchu. Trust me when I say you can drink this stuff like water
>>10021922
Smelly NEET please understand

>> No.10021996

Bea is fucking wasted. Quick, say something nice about her!

>> No.10022003

>>10021753
Give me a break!

>> No.10022059

>>10021947
She's 0kg so her BAC is infinity right now

>> No.10022224

>>10022059
Regardless, she actually did hit the balmer peak. It's no joke. Probably 2 servings in the glass, but if you drink it all at once and derail for a half hour it's going to be a good spot

>> No.10022248

>she lost 20 IQ points today

>> No.10022414

I feel bad for us burgers. We are always portrayed in a negative light, even though are many intelegent burgers like Albertus Einstein and Issac Newton. Most of us don't sandpaper or glue our teeth. Our dental insurance costs $100,000, and we can just go to the dentist for free after paying for it, so our teeth are always in good shape.

>> No.10022494

>>10022414
The road to freedom gotta be paved with the blood of burgers with no health insurance

>> No.10022533

this bea is strange I don't know why but I think something is wrong

>> No.10022534
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>Bea said she missed me

>> No.10022564

>>10022534
People always worry about her forgetting, but she knows you if you've been around a while

>> No.10022646

>>10022564
It's manipulative is what it is.

>> No.10022670

>dads can leave
>thus
>i can't love them and then feel betrayed
Bea logic but works

>> No.10022677

>>10022646
>she is manipulating him for $1 donations
ogey i thought it was nice

>> No.10022718
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she is being serious

>> No.10022733
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Tell me about your problems dad chama

>> No.10022760

>>10022733
she is very good at making me feel bad

>> No.10022891

>>10022533
It feels like she's enjoying streaming again. She also did a 4 hour stream again for the first time in a month.

>> No.10022905

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.10022918

>Thank you for watching me
>especially you dads
Who else is there?

>> No.10022932

>>10022918
>you
EU

>> No.10022935

>I love money
>I won't love you
>gives a custom avatar that represented the entire community that took over a month to create to a single individual, refuses to comment on the matter

>> No.10022981

>>10022905
51 / 71 IQ

>> No.10023006
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she loves us or not I don't know what to believe anymore

>> No.10023014

>>10022905
what do I say? This is a fun person to hang out with / 10

>> No.10023015
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24

>> No.10023021

>>10022905
11/10, bonus point for kaniko guest appearance

>> No.10023053

>>10023015
21

>> No.10023080

>>10023015
22

>> No.10023091

>>10023015
definitely 19

>> No.10023101
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>>10022905
she doesn't hate me/10

>> No.10023118

>>10023015
9
and 28

>> No.10023200

>>10023015
as its 3am im at 29...

>> No.10023271

>>10023015
22
Stream is Pain
Bear is Baka

>> No.10023309

>>10022905
Lost power halfway through and feel I missed something/10

>> No.10023328

Bea is a bliss for me, that tells you how lonely I am.

>> No.10023366

>>10022905
I really couldn't care for the game, but all the parts with no gameplay were top tier.

>> No.10023368

>>10023328
unironically make friends with other dads

>> No.10023425

I feel like I got more enjoyment out of this 4 hour stream than I did out of 2 weeks having my gf over

>> No.10023539

>>10023425
Beatani defeated your gf

>> No.10023599

>>10023425
hey there are two of us the last time I dated someone I was not happy it was more of a bother than anything else but this damn silly internet bear gives me a lot of happiness and sadness I am so happy to feel alive

>> No.10023855

>>10023368
I'm always surprised how easy it is to talk to most the dads especially in private. Not all of you are schizo or at least you hide it well.

>> No.10023975

>>10022905
I hate how much I get her way of thinking about trusting people. It makes forming meaningful/close relationships just impossible. Transactional relationships feel much better, since you know exactly the motivation of both parties.

>> No.10023984

Dads DM me please I'm waiting

>> No.10024040

>>10023984
Sorry, I only do that in Minecraft.

>> No.10024674

>>10022935
Don't mistake pity for love.

>> No.10025116

I don't understand anything, it's all contradictions, I don't love you, I appreciate you as individuals, I love you, I really don't know what she is trying to say, someone after so much has understood what we are for her? besides a audience

>> No.10025147

>>10022733
Since you asked
My roof is leaking. The first fucking thing I see when I wake up every day is the water stained, sagging tiles in the corner. The second thing I see is a Bea post usually, after checking my phone. Too poor to fix the roof because I'm NEET, and too menhera right now to unbecome a NEET. I won't go into why because it's fucking stupid, but that's how it is.
I go weeks at a time without actually seeing anyone because I live alone. When I do see someone because I'm shopping or whatever it's a struggle to talk to them. And it makes me feel like an idiot.
Related to that, I worry I'm just being annoying when I try to not lurk because I'm not funny and I rarely talk to anyone. So it's always in the back of my mind that I should just shut up forever and not bother anyone.

thank u 4 reading my blogpost. Or not, don't read this shit

>> No.10025205

>>10025116
she's torn between keeping a healthy amount of distance and trying to befriend her fans

>> No.10025340

>>10025147
I read it and it's almost the exact same to me.

>> No.10026118

>>10025147
That sucks man. I hope things get better for you.

>> No.10026128

>>10021414
wait a minute... David?!

>> No.10026233

>>10025147
You have no idea how badly I want to give you handyman advice and some encouragement. Is this what it feels like to be a dad?

>> No.10026324
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yah before threads

>> No.10026464

>>10026324
a bunch of otaku meeting at a local community center to talk about their favorite idol and sometimes argue over who loves her the most

>> No.10026644

>>10025147
repair the leak you have time to spare.

>> No.10026725

>>10025116
She has too much pride and and probably feel showing genuine appreciation is losing her edge over us. She always needs to be in control, everywhere, she always berates people "jokingly" keeping them low, she's afraid of men and prefer otokonoko or girls, or small animals, she even went to whip that horse just to show it who is the boss.
Saying you're thanksful to your audience is showing weakness in a way and she can't do that. The only time it happened was during the anniversary stream.

>> No.10027024

>>10026725
Same reasonning behind the nukumority stream or feminizing her audience. Even her ending songs talks down to the viewer in a way.

>> No.10027236

I want to hug Beatani.

>> No.10027366

>>10026644
I should and I want to. I hope I can get the energy to do it before winter, but even getting on the roof fucks with me and I'm worried I'll somehow mess it up further since I can't even see the problem. Guessing it's some flashing somewhere but the shingles are old too

>> No.10027571

>>10027236
I want to prank Beatani by putting a plastic roach inside her headphones.

>> No.10028021

>>10027571
I want to prank Beatani by saying I'll pull out and then cumming inside anyway!

>> No.10028241

>>10028021
>kicks your nuts with the strenght of 100 menheras

>> No.10028774

>>10028021
>>10028241
>insists she hates you for not pulling out
>is actually the happiest she's ever been in her life

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>> No.10029631

>>10028774
I want to give Mama Bea grandchildren!

>> No.10030162

Do you think Bea has told her mom about her vtubing yet?

>> No.10030449

>>10022733
Going good thanks yeah nah I'm burnt out from work and my brain feels pretty broken from long-term stress. lockdowns suck.

>> No.10030558

>>10030162
No, I don't think she did.

>> No.10030830

>playing Yakuza 0
>glance at enemy health bar
>dude I'm beating up is called Kumagai
I can't escape

>> No.10031086

>>10030830
>watch jav
>actress is 熊谷千里

>> No.10031150

Fuwatani can be interpreted as fluffy valley in a clear reference to Bea's hairy cunt.

>> No.10031176

>>10030830
Yakuza 4 has a hostess named Chihiro that you can groom

>> No.10031423
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When Beatani gets to this point in some years while using the mod it will be great.

>> No.10031600

>>10031176
>tfw unironically really enjoy the host club manager minigame
Fuck progressing through the main story, let me groom girls and race slot cars

>> No.10031956

>>10031600
I look forward to Bea finding the pocket circuit minigame.

>> No.10032236

>>10031956
That shit is the epitome of "just one more run- oh woops it's 7am" for me

>> No.10034197

>>10029631
me too dude. Btw anyone screencap the new mamabea drawings?

>> No.10034504

Bea's children are doomed to be retarded. No smart man would let her come within a kilometer of his semen.

>> No.10034575

>>10034504
I'm kind of a retard myself.

>> No.10034607

How big are beatani’s boobies?

>> No.10034664

>>10034607
B to C cup. Closer to C.

>> No.10034703

>>10034664
Does beatani wear a bra?

>> No.10034774

What is the dog puzzle game?

>> No.10034794

>>10034703
Probably when out and about. Not at home.

>> No.10034804

>>10034774
baba is you

>> No.10034902

>>10034504
I have approximately 150 IQ and have a double major with honors from a top 10 university. I'm also a turboautist but it's nothing close to being retarded. And yes, I want to have children with Beatani!

>> No.10034934

>>10034794
But she lives on xp hill

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>>10034934
XP hill? What is XP hill you retard?

>> No.10035032

>>10034902
>I want to have children with Beatani!
Therefore you are retarded.
QED

>> No.10035094

>>10034504
the child way not be retarded at all but a paralyzing turboautist, which is worse

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>>10035001

>> No.10035178

>>10035126
New wallpaper, thanks.

>> No.10035410

>>10035032
> Not wanting to have children with Beatani
Are you fucking gay or something?

>> No.10035446

>>10026128
I don't gamble in anyway...
Sorry...

>> No.10035460

>>10035410
There is Chihiro

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>>10035126
HD version.

>> No.10037005

>>10035460
Finally someone with good taste in women.

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Does anyone else want to cunt punt this cheeky bear?

>> No.10037879
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should i send one to the PO box?
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/big-boob-optical-illusion-t-shirt/

>> No.10038014

>>10037879
I don't see the problem for sure the others sent her worse things

>> No.10038300

Couldn't make it yesterday, what did I miss?

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>>10022918
I can't hate her, that few words made me so happy, almost always her streams make me smile like a fool

>> No.10040210

>>10038300
Comfy stream, we all had fun cheering and helping her, some new critical info about her dad and a bit of rambling about what it means to love her and how she can't love us back

>> No.10040551

>>10038300
iq rising stream

must watch if you want to be smart

>> No.10040750
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10040750

Do you like the new Bea?

>> No.10040918

ChronoCypher HATE

>> No.10041013

>>10040918
touch grass

>> No.10041036

>>10040918
it was just a stupid joke, he will not steal your bear

>> No.10041084

>>10040750
it's just shitpost she's like that next she'll say something mean

>> No.10041148

I've been jerking off since the stream ended, and I am now going to stop. My dick is so raw right now.

>> No.10041178

>>10041148
Bea...

>> No.10041461

>>10021602
I'll be her new boyfriend. I will even tidy up after her. I will cook her restaurant tier food every day!
And most importantly, I will make her stream every day, all day. 24 hours!

>> No.10041732

>>10040750
i want a mix between menhera bear and overly cheerful bear to create normal bear

>> No.10042602

>>10041732
based

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10042748

I miss that little gremlin like you wouldnt believe

>> No.10042776

>>10042748
I HATE FUWATANI I WANT TO LIGHTSPPEDTHRUST MY KNIFE IN FUWATANIS THROAT

>> No.10042825

>>10042776
that is a wierd analogue for sex

>> No.10042832
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10042832

fuwalove

>> No.10042866
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10042866

BEATANI APPLY TO VSHOJO ITS YOUR LAST DAY APPLY TO COLAB WITH NYANNERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ITS THE LAST DAY YOU CAN APPLY TO BE IN VSHOJOPLEASE APPLY AND GET INTO VSHOJO TO COLAB WITH NYANNERS PRETTY PLEASE

>> No.10042890

>>10042866
https://twitter.com/vshojoofficial/status/1438596106804502533?s=21
PLEASE APPLY BEATANI

>> No.10042948

>>10040750
I'm all for her trying to be cheerful in earnest and dropping the unimpressively cynical act where she pretty much goes
>"btw did you know you're getting fooled all day long by every single person that acts nice to you, dyrbi?"
Today's stream was nice for the most part.

>> No.10042949

>>10042890
The deadline isn’t today

>> No.10042960

>>10042866
>>10042890
I hope something horrible happens to you

>> No.10042996

>>10042948
its called the truth, anon

>> No.10043002

>>10042866
Fool, this isn't how you convince Beatani to do something.
>Beatani, please don't apply to BitchShojo.
There, see you in two months.

>> No.10043021

>>10042948
>act
Definitely her actual feelings

>> No.10043081

>>10042996
I feel sorry for you.

>> No.10043424

>>10042949
ITS TOMORROW PLEASE APPLY BEATANI

>> No.10043515
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10043515

it's true

>> No.10043739
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10043739

>>10043515
nvm

>> No.10043793
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10043793

help

>> No.10043841

>>10043793
BY APPLYING TO VSHOJO TO GET NYANNERS GFE

>> No.10043921

>>10043841
The deadline isn’t today

>> No.10043993

>>10043921
ITS TOMMORROWWWWW

>> No.10044495

Bea should not pass up the opportunity to join Vshojo.

>> No.10044509

>>10043993
It was yesterday

>> No.10044666
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10044666

>>10044509
ITS THE 30TH SHE HAS 11 DAYS LEFT

>> No.10045159

>>10044666
Thank you anon! I sent my groomer application to them! Matane beabea!

>> No.10045206

>>10045159
>Application to groom VShoujo members

>> No.10045222

>>10044666
Really based trips.

>> No.10045264

>>10045159
ARIGATOE

>> No.10045734

>>10044666
Chaturbate streams lets goooooo
Nude Beatani will be a reality!

>> No.10045743

>>10045734
CHATURBATE STREAMS WITH PROJEKT MELODY UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.10045968

>>10045734
something really hot thinking about bea getting sluttier and sluttier in a desperate bid for numbers. it doesn't work and she can't live with herself and what she's done for fame so she necks herself. diamonds

>> No.10046647

>>10045968
your daughter is reading this. it's respect for the aged day, so please be a bit nicer to her!

>> No.10046688

>>10046647
so that’s why she was writing like an ojisan with emojis…

>> No.10046900

>>10046688
no, that was unrelated

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10047017

https://aggie.io/2ag4qrm97c
https://aggie.io/2ag4qrm97c
tabun

>> No.10047135

>>10047017
I was about to ask why you made this so early but then I realized I slept in hard
maybe I'll add something if it's still up in a few hours

>> No.10047257

>>10045968
Imagine her eventually doing porn, because she's already too far gone, so she may as well. Imagine the abuse she takes from her agent, who gets her hooked on drugs to help her cope with the multiple poundings she takes every day. How humiliating!

Imagine Bea getting fed up and quitting the industry, but having nowhere to go, and she has to whore herself out to pay for her drug addiction. Imagine her having to steep lower and lower, because of her deteriorating looks, thanks to all the drugs, alcohol, and stress. Imagine the ugly bastards that get to pound her for almost nothing, because of how far she's sunk. Imagine on a day where she's feeling really desperate, she takes on multiple bums at once, for hours, and one of them was too rough and accidentally choked her to death. Imagine all the bums panicking and then cutting her body into pieces to throw into a river, and nobody looks for her or even noticed that she's missing because she was some used up druggie whore. Imagine her family and former friends enjoying their life as if nothing was wrong, while her body is rotting and decaying. Lewd!

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>>10047257
hot!!!

>> No.10048149

>>10047257
>implying this hasn't already happened
1 in every 200 Japanese women have appeared in AV, and many more in gravure.
With how poor her family was it would've been an easy decision to make, please don't judge her harshly.

>> No.10048289

>>10048149
No need to appear in a film when the ojisans at the bar will throw you a few yen for a good time. She had to get cash somehow after dad drank and gambled all the rent again.

>> No.10048317

>>10048289
She ran out of hymens sadly

>> No.10048426

>>10048317
This bitch thinks she can come in here with her broken hymen and post on MY board? The nerve...

>> No.10048459

>>10048426
I can fix her...

>> No.10048484

>>10048289
I forgot about that, it's worth mentioning 1 in 10 Japanese women in their twenties have prostituted themselves so it's really not that abnormal.

>> No.10048564

>>10047017
>>10047135
Same. I need to think of an idea first too

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10048940

ohadayo!
https://youtu.be/DeDvrtcsPe8

>> No.10049855

Has Beatani read the letters she received?

>> No.10049979

>>10049855
Who knows? I'd assume she's read at least a few of them

>> No.10050088

A tip for you aspiring grandpas: her mom was probably pressuring her to get married and have children during their whole vacation. You should take advantage of this guilt and weakness to marry and impregnate her.

>> No.10050191

>>10049855
Mendokusai but letters are useful for cleaning spilled beer

>> No.10050222

>>10050191
>open envelope
>check for money
>trash can

>> No.10050227

>>10050191
That's about all mine was good for, so I'm glad she found a use for it

>> No.10050288

She would never!

>> No.10050329

>>10048484
>>10048149
People always like to quote this, but DYRBI?

>> No.10050447

>>10050329
In one hand you got the kusogaijin who idealize the japanese and in the other hand, the japanese youth can be pretty damn promiscuous.

>> No.10050457

>>10043841
>>10044666
I know people shitpost and Bea probably doesn't want any company stuff even with as much freedom as Vshoujo give, but this would honestly be a great deal for her.
It's just an agency for collab and sponsor purpose and also being fighting off as a group in case of legal stuff like digitrex.

Aside from that she could do w/e she wants or even barely stream, not share any money and have all the benefits. Her content isn't even that far off. I know people hate vshoujo here but it weirdly would work for her.

>> No.10050471

>>10050329
you can find the sources online

>> No.10050488

>>10045968
Bea has too much pride, I wanna see her actually degrade herself and be ashamed

>> No.10050513

>>10050191
Bea is pretty smart. Saying that she can't reply to letters because dads would get jealous is the perfect cover for not having to read them.

>> No.10050523

>>10050488
She has so much pride that it's very hot to think of her losing her dominant position.

>> No.10050535

>>10050457
>>10043841
Even if Bea applied to Vshoujo, she would get fired when antis dig up stuff like people freely asking for IRL underage porn in her discord and have just a "please stop" from the mod without anything else. Allowing that kind of this will get you blacklisted everywhere (understandably so).

>> No.10050550

>>10050523
domination_loss is a patrician taste tag after all

>> No.10050567

>>10050535
what?

>> No.10050600

>>10050567
It seems someone wanted underage vtuber leaked nudes in her discord.

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>>10050567
>>10050535
not the first time iirc (about athena bambina underage nudes)
Not a big deal tho, Bea seems cool with it I guess.

>> No.10050617

I hate the le quirky western corpo vshitter shills that keep bringing it up, I don't understand your obsession

>> No.10050646

>>10050613
what the actual fuck

>> No.10050677

>>10050613
That kind of shit can get a discord banned when tolerated
Not that I would mind

>> No.10050755

>>10050646
The D is much better when you pretend those two users don't exist

>> No.10050796

>>10050755
It's hard when everyone else is interacting. I just stopped reading trash at all but still, I like other dads and sometimes wouldn't mind casual chat without that chat to fill dead hours.

>> No.10050826

>>10050796
Just talk here!

>> No.10051003

>>10050796
It's not hard at all, maybe you should work on yourself first if you can't mentally block out 2 people

>> No.10051101

>>10051003
he doesnt have the sense to just block those two people like most people have probably done
its just idle shit talk from him

>> No.10051208

>>10050826
No, I'd rather have as little off topic as possible here.

>> No.10051275

>>10050796
Can always bail to #zatsu and hope the topic doesn't follow. >>10050826 is good too if it's about Bea, not so good for real off topic.
There's some good conversations in trash sometimes too but you need to just peek and see rather than try to read the whole thing

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I thought I was reading /yah/ for a second.

>> No.10051344

>>10050796
Come to zatsu

>> No.10051385

>>10050471
I know the source, and it just applies basic math without considering anything else, something like 5000 new actresses a year for 50 years divided by japan's women population gives you 1 in 200. Well that doesn't consider the number of girls that die in those 50 years, those don't get counted in the population. 50 years ago, you didn't even have dvds or vhs, just pink films which I'm not sure counts or not, and that's also assuming that girls don't redebut under a different name which they do alot.

>> No.10051452

>>10051304
I'm glad the spammers of this have calmed down since the war

>> No.10051611

>>10050457
I still think Bea will last until the middle of next year and she's just getting bored

>> No.10051697

>>10042866
>>10042890
I wish something bad happens to a relative you love

>> No.10051745

>>10051697
So you wish my daughter doesn't get into Vshojo? Heartless.

>> No.10051787

The next war should be about if she wants to enter Vshojo or not

>> No.10051798

>>10051697
Don't bully managerdad too much, he's a bit special but it's cute

>> No.10051815

>>10051745
Or your mother gives you aids

>> No.10051874

>>10051787
Fuck off.

>> No.10052057

>>10051787
Fuck you, she won't leave her job for this it's already public knowledge she's getting tired we have no certainty if she will make streams next year and you idiot want her in your whore agency, let me enjoy the little time left in peace if you want to talk about whores that's what discord is for.

>> No.10052525

>>10051697
i hope your oshi makes it into vshojo!

>> No.10052837

>>10052525
You don't know who my oshi is, retard

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10053043

>>10047017
Update
I will resize or organize things later if necessary or if drawfriends don't.

>> No.10053147

>>10052837
:)

>> No.10053153

>>10052525
Mine already did

>> No.10053369

>>10053153
VEIBAE?!?!

>> No.10053667

>>10053369
Nyanners

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>> No.10054702

>>10054676
Cute af

>> No.10054921

>>10054676
Cute

>> No.10055301

>>10051697
Ah, but I can't manage to love anyone!

>> No.10055971

Is anyone here still watching yukkin?

>> No.10056154

>>10050677
I'm surprised no one here has reported it already. It should be easy to get at least a warning from the admins considering there's a lot of cunnyposting

>> No.10056170

>>10055971
Never really started. I heard she ended up unfollowing a ton of her fans too. Where are the loyal chuubas?

>> No.10056198

>>10056154
The guy is miserable enough. I don't want to cause him any more problems.

>> No.10056244

>>10055971
she unfollowed me
i unfollowed after

>> No.10056312

>>10055971
I don't even know who the fuck Yukkin is. I barely keep up with shit as is.

>> No.10056383

>>10055971
Literally who

>> No.10056426

Jesas, how fucking new are these dads?

>> No.10056451

>>10056312
It's old lore of the thread

>> No.10056472

>>10056426
I've been here since she posted on this shithole. I barely paid attention to these threads after a while and very VERY rarely read them now.
>>10056451
That explains it.

>> No.10056489

>>10056426
I mean it's fine I don't mind new people. As long as they don't get too cocky of course.

>> No.10056670

>>10050755
And, according to some messages that have been shared in this general before, you should also ingore the artist whose name starts with O that I can't spell correctly... And JohnyMicrosoftGamingConsole... And...
Anyone else I'm missing?

>> No.10056684

>>10056426
If there's a reason for me to do archive reps on this person, I will, but I don't think seen any noticable mention of them since I became a Dad

>> No.10056730

>>10050796
Good news, now you only have to ignore one of those two people!

>> No.10056932

>>10056684
There's at least one green text for the Yukkin arc. It was a very humorous and insane event for those that witnessed it. I recommend getting familiar with it and in the /vt/ archives we're pretty much the only ones that mention Yukkin so it'll be an easy find, but I doubt it'll come up again in any serious capacity.
On the topic of Yukkin, it's interesting how Beatani has two degrees of separation from Holo and Niji. Niji through Gundou-sensei through Yukkin, and probably Holo through Gura through Pippa.

>> No.10057019

>>10056932
I mostly see her being posted in the indie thread though.

>> No.10057096

>>10057019
That only started happening on August however. Go back to July, second page on nyafuu, and it's pretty much just us mentioning her.

>> No.10057142

The Yukkin incident is one of my favorites memories of yah and Bea

>> No.10057397

>>10057096
We saved her...

>> No.10057461

>>10056730
Finally

>> No.10057472

Who got banned?

>> No.10057511

>>10057472
The creepy annoying drawfag, no need for a timeloop, it's finally behind and no more of that garbage.

>> No.10057690

>>10056426
There are many new ones but yukkin arc was a long time ago and a lot has happened in that time.

>> No.10057727

>>10055971
I keep watching to see what she does but she's boring.

>> No.10057791

>>10057727
She follows you back

>> No.10057878

>>10057791
Yes, but she stopped following me about two weeks ago, but that doesn't bother me.

>> No.10058402

>>10056426
that is some old arc you are talking about

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>>10056932

>> No.10058655

>>10058488
Oh wait, fuck, I remember that now. That random cunt. Everything thread related I missed though, for exactly the reasons listed there, retards freaking out over every fucking tiny thing.
It has at least calmed down a bit now compared to how cancerous the threads were. I wonder why... HMMM... really gets the braincells firing.

>> No.10058872

>>10058488
The most important thing is missing:
>Dads laugh at Bea dropping her spaghetti when Yukkin asks her if she is ok (Bea was just joking the whole time)
>Dads see an opportunity to get back at Bea after her bullying, so some of them start following Yukkin and pretending like they are jumping ships to a better chuuba
>Bea doesn't get the joke or doesn't want to risk it because dads are menheras, so she tells /yah/ to fuck off and to leave Yukkin alone
>Some dads get blocked and unfollowed
>Bea disappears for the whole day
>Dads get depressed

>> No.10059021

>>10058872
we remember it as if it was funny but it was awful, now that I think about it this is a loop, I wonder what the next one will be

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>>10058872
it’s probably because she thought we were going to brigade or hurt her so I get that panic reaction

>> No.10059209

>>10058488
>>10058872
>>10059021
>Bea tries to bully dads
>dads get depressed
>dads bully bea in turn
>dads and Bea are depressed
>some replyguys are blocked on twitter
it was really both painfull stupid and pointless

>> No.10059371

>>10059166
yeah it was pretty obvious she wasn't mad about losing fans or whatever but about the idea of the people following her treating her like a plaything.

>> No.10059423

>>10059371
how ironic

>> No.10059567

>>10058872
>Bea was just joking the whole time
Which thing was she joking about though? I remember taking her complaints about us being the cringe DM-senders seriously. I've always been of the opinion that Bea gets easily carried away during banter which may have occurred at some point during that day.

>> No.10059614

>>10057511
Did the furfag pull the trigger on him?

>> No.10060016

>>10059614
For all his bragging of loving haters, he realized that he doesn't have such a thick skin once he started getting ignored in discord and left on his own.

>> No.10060352

matane teatea

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>> No.10060485

>>10060477
I love her so much!

>> No.10060530

>>10059371
by her in that context i mean hurting yukin not beatani, although it indirectly affects her

>> No.10060650

Does anybody have beatani's character sheet? Does it even exist?

>> No.10060887

>>10060650
No we don't have it.

>> No.10061805

>>10060887
Yo dooooooon't

>> No.10061819

BEATANI!!! I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! OUR CHILDREN MIGHT BE A LOT AUTISTIC, BUT THEY WILL BE SMART AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND TALENTED!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!

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>>10061819
>MIGHT BE A LOT AUTISTIC
ESL chama...

>> No.10061966

Has Beatani ever acknowledged the existence of Teabani? Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

>> No.10061990

>>10061933
Nice, a clue.

>> No.10062044

>>10061966
She did acknowledge her

>> No.10062080

>>10061990
Don't try to figure out the ritual posters. It's forbidden knowledge

>> No.10062105

as a ritual poster, please don't try to figure me out

>> No.10062140

>>10062105
you WILL be identified.

>> No.10062148

>>10062105
I personally just pity you

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