/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Outdated image OP. Seffyna is Pomu's girl now

>>9965502

>>9965534
FASTER

>>9965777

>>9964423
Fuck. Not a dragon sister OP.

>>9964423
SONNA BANANA

Who has the cutest feet?

>Only live stream is finana playing garbage on stream
no....

>>9966705
We can't even keep it to 1 thread, keeping the OP pic relevant is probably beyond us.

ROSEMI LOVE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RkC8hlaMk

You guys told me to avoid threads with elira in the op but they both have her in them

somehow they are as bad as rosemi playing a game, for this game.

>>9966787
uuuUUUUUOOOOHHHHHHH!

>>9966788
wrong thread

>>9966819
Just make a new thread then.

>>9966788
no one cares about your ugly whore, faggot. go back.

>>9966751
>he's missing the kino af dragon collab

>>9966722
Finana, obviously

>>9966819
"You guys" is just some loud schizos. Most people don't care if there are Elira threads, they just don't want EARLY Elira threads.

>>9966819
if you listen to faggots here, you've already lost

pomu's vagina that birthed the world's most adorable baby, petra gurin

>>9966837
stop posting this image i don't wanna jerk off again

Is there an optimal way to play battleship, or it's just kind of random/mindgames?

>>9966925
sorry bro just doing my duty. theres holobronies around

Selen is mindbreaking Elira

>>9966948
You can draw a heatmap of probable positions as the game progresses

>>9966958
At least get new pictures jesus christ.

>>9966925
sorry man have this instead then

>>9966999
If that was the meta, wouldn't that make the optimal move to place your battleships so the heatmap is uniform?

>>9967033
I'll consider it.

>>9967061
place your battleships randomly*

Other than Kanae, who has been playing Ark that has Elira so curious about it?

>>9967061
I have no idea what that would look like, but the optimal strat would probably a mixed strategy employing one of those positions

Why dont we have any coom bait designs in nijien yet

Dragons' brains are melting

>>9967257
wdym? Rosemi is absolutely coom bait

>>9967106
There's a whole NijiArk thing going on rn. I saw Kanae, Deron, Rin, Hajime, Ars, Hima, Ibrahim, Abio, Rion, Rindou, Amamiya, Ritsukin, Baneki, Lauren, and Axia were playing it yesterday, but there were probably more.

>>9967225
delicious feet

>>9967382
Thanks for the spoonfeed, kind anon

I'll look into those

Selen totally cheated and know where it is

>>9966412
>>9965534
>>9965502
Imma be a banana for you gurl!!

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1439066616914980868
>best girl
>plays the worst fucking MOBA shit games
god damn it

>you will never mating press Selen
>you will never cum with her
>you will never hear her soft moans turn into giggles and laughs as you both come down from the ecstasy of your love making

I just really want to have sex with Petra. Like all I want to do is have sex with Petra. I just want to fuck her, her being Petra Gurin. I want to fuck Petra. Dear god do I just have such an intense desire to fuck Petra Gurin. I want to fuck Petra. I really want to fuck Petra. I really really REALLY want to fuck the absolute fucking shit out of Petra. And when I say I want to fuck Petra I mean that in pretty much every possible common way. I want to face fuck her. I want to throat fuck her. I want to ass fuck her. I want to fuck her cunt, her pussy, her promised place, her sensitive area, her baby hole. I want to have loving sex, rough sex, passionate sex, abusive sex, violent sex, soft sex, slow sex, fast sex, and intimate sex with Petra. I am extremely horny and the reason for this horniness is that I want to fuck Petra. It cannot be overstated how much i want that, "that" being "sex with Petra Gurin of Nijisanji EN Wave 2 - Obsydia". I want to have sex with Petra while she is dressed in her regular outfit. I want to have sex with Petra in just an oversized t-shirt. I want to have sex with Petra naked. I want to have sex with Petra in a wedding dress. I want to have sex with Petra in a hoodie. I want to have sex with Petra in traditional chinese clothing. I want to have babymaking sex with petra. I want to have casual sex with petra. I want to have romantic sex with petra. I want to have spiteful sex with petra. In case my point has not been clear throughout this post, I really want to have sex with Petra Gurin!

>>9966722
I love selen and i would give anything to have her feet on me

>>9974366
It was the best song from the original batch and had a really good performance in the second season of the anime. That's about it.

Also as an imas-primarily type of guy, I must say I THINK M@STERPIECE SUCKS

Are we migrating here already?

Selen only has 17 custom voice packs left!

>>9975062
Anons, I'm financially responsible so I can't do it myself, but it would be real kino if you could send a request for Selen to voice act Angel Gabriel's lines from the game Ultrakill.

>>9975062
Better get em quick, my bot's buying the last ten

>>9975062
charge your macbook anon

Kneel.

some elira noises.
https://streamable.com/b3zwcv
https://streamable.com/1cz0ex
https://streamable.com/e7y64v

>>9975262
R-rrat-sama I kneel

POMU AND POMURA DUET LET'S GOOO

>>9975262
terrible singer vs Pomu, I don't kneel to tone deaf boring vtubers.

>>9975062
im glad Rosemi is selling better than Petra

>>9974729
Lots of good songs came out of im@s offshoots but sadly im@s hates the west

>>9975262
>not a new ip
wouldn't be surprised if you're the guy making these shitpost threads

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

GIRI GIRI AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>"I need you to cum over here..."
P-PETRA A-AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

>>9964423
LESSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Oh yeaaaah this song.

GIRI GIRI AIIIIIIIIII

The second half of the karaoke has really redeemed all the scuff from the first half.

Oliver voice is so nice, can I hope that our guys will have a deep and clean voice like that too?

I love how she fumbles every other JP song but nails IkeBo perfectly

>ikenai borderline
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FANBOYING

DANCING IN SEPTEMBER

I love my daughterwife! She's streaming It Takes Two with the one and only Professor! I would appreciate it if you kind anons would go show them your support!
https://youtu.be/I3Hzgbvd8hY

>>9975320
I miss Lulu, bro. There's nobody like her and she was truly irreplaceable.

@9966788
You and the h*lo avatarfag need to get the fuck out of here

I love Petra and her dirty mouth!!!

>>9975262
Mogged beyond all recognition. Pomu will never recover.

>>9975534
Unfortunately, this one is archived. So anyone listening to it is going to hear her mess up at least once in each of the first 10 songs.

>>9974729
>Spoiler
FUCK YOU!

GIRI GIRI AIII

>>9975567
I'm watching them right now, will watch Pomu's karaoke archive later.

it's just one asshole making a bait post and replying to himself.

Get in the good thread or learn to sage, for fuck sake >>9975458

>>9975262
soulless vs. soul

>>9975570
check the jp thread

>>9975262
How good is rrat's stream? Plan on watching the archive tomorrow

>>9975739
is she back?

>>9976019
>>9975303

>>9975739
Thank you, wonderful anon.

>>9975262
>deleted
and stay gone, faggot.

I love how supportive Oliver is. I am loving this stream.

Petra is shit at platforming but the hitbox on those spiky horizontal things is way too big.

>>9976375
The report button is a wonderful thing

>Selen in one hour
How fucking fucked is her sleep schedule? I'm glad though, I can finally catch one of those Apex streams.
I fucking hate Apex, but I love all of those streams, what has she done to me.

Elira LOVE

>>9977987
I adore this cute dragon

>Oliver doesn't even know who are Lazu and who are Obsydia
Wow he really doesn't care about his branch mates

>>9977932
Don't worry anon Respawn hates Apex too. It'll be a short stream since servers are still dogshit.

>>9977932
>I'm glad though, I can finally catch one of those Apex streams.
Same here, man
Slen's fucking suffering, but I can finally see her live

Time for my dose.

Did bobon talk about what happened after he left?

>>9980544
he was just tired

ban haha

>>9980702
ban hehe

Why do Australian Asian girls sound so hot?

>>9980544
He pissed out a golf ball-sized kidney stone after the stream and feels better now.

Ban Hada is cute.

>>9980887

Sana is also korean australian but she sounds like shit. Ban Hada is just cute. (I think she also has a valley girl accent somehow)

selen somehow makes Apex watchable

>>9981358
selen made me download apex i hate her so much

Everyone watching selen and bon instead of Hada
Capt....

Hada is an honorary EN member.

>>9981379
Me too. but I uninstalled it after 2 weeks. I learnt enough to know what's happening in the game to appreciate her skill though but I have way more fun in TF2.

Captain called me cute, suck it losers!

Elira LOVE

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet lewd mermaid!

Selen and Hada and Bonbon is so fun, I hope they both get a lot off of this.

>>9982732
Too bad the tournament is a fucking sham. Changing the format to Arenas is literally handing it to the controller players, because they have a severe advantage in Arenas. May as well just give Genburton whatever prize there is.

>>9982776
Think they said he just lost because he DCed

Selen's packs won't last till tomorrow. Last chance bros.

This is my final advisory, if you are still thinking of something for her to say, don't miss out.

>>9982315
Finana? More like Fuckaka

Explain this >>9972129 dragoons

>>9982859
>only 4 of petra's packs sold in that time
my god...

>>9982732
I sincerely hope they do more collabs that aren't ranked or tournies, because that first hour and a half of the first stream together was some of the best content I've seen.

>>9982776
I would say it is a sham because they change all the rules and the format at the last second, even banning a weapon people were practicing an hour beforehand. If they thought the servers were fucked in the first few days of scrimming they should have made the switch to arena then so people had time to practice instead of praying it got fixed in time.

>>9982964
Following my oshi's example I ain't reading all that fucking lore

>>9983004
Them playing the party games with Quchan and Valorant was awesome too.

I'm gonna sub to Quchan on twitch now too shes honorary for me now.

>>9982776
Do controller players get a significant auto-aim?
I don't play apex, but aren't mouse & keyboard players usually always at an advantage in FPS?

>>9983092
The auto-aim in apex is notoriously bad.

>>9983092
Controllers almost always get absurd aim assist these days, and it's usually even more aggressive for console controller players.

>>9983092
I have never played and only started following any Apex since Selen started, but I think she said something like 40% for PC controller players, and 60% for actual console players.

Theres a clip ive seen where a guy is laughing while testing it on stream and the controller is literally auto tracking someone at close range.

>>9983092
Yes. Enough so that controller players have extreme advantage at close range. Pro teams will run a controller player for that reason. And Apex isn't the only modern game that's pushed auto-aim/bullet magnetism/whatever controller handicaps so hard that they have the upperhand.

Selen is CUTE

>>9982859
Alright, Selen has bit more numbers than Petra, but not five times as many. What is it with dragoons that prompted this? Does Selen have more VA potential? Is the "Selen has the best GFE" meme actually true and custom voice sales are driven by GFE? Are dragoons richer?
All of the above, imo.
Also Petra love, numbers don't matter etc etc.
t. dragoon

>>9983092
Apex's auto-aim is incredibly strong to the point where all pro teams see it as a requirement to have at least one player running controller to secure teamfights. A good controller player can reliably win 1v3 scenarios in close quarters. In BR, M&K has better access to movement tech, has a better turn radius to let them handle multiple angles at once, and handles better at long range engagements. This means you can reasonably beat a controller player if you outpoke them or engage them while they're distracted with another team, two tactical options that don't exist in Arenas.

Is this their first game? Rip they're facing off against Qu's team

If auto-aim is such a big issue, why don't tournaments just ban controllers? Make it KB&M only. Then nobody can complain about controller unfairness.

>>9983322
controller users will

Nice game EA!

>>9983335
Fuck them, ban it

>>9983306
okay nevermind obly's throwing. server crashed too unlucky

>>9983349
ty for buying battlePass

> People spamming EN curse in chat
Why are hololive fans like this?

>>9983322
hahaha they're pushing crossplay so hard they even started allowing console players to participate in tournaments so goodluck with that

>>9983215
>Tracing
>Not even bothering to edit out the leg barcode.
>Or the cat ears
>Or the right hand's manicured nails
>Or even putting a couple of spikes on the tail

>>9983258
No there's almost zero skill in her voice acting delivery, her last track can be interpreted at GFE maybe, but just as easily as childhood friend or something.

I bought it cause I want her to laugh at what I wrote and support her a bit.

>>9983381
More like RIG Cursed.

>>9983381
anon, d you watching FUCKING stream?! Selen was joking about En curse for half an hour already

>>9983413
>implying childhood friend isn't the ultimate, most powerful form of GFE

>>9983410
Thats not even tracing thats just a recolor

>>9983410
the original edit was even worse btw

>>9983410
>cat ears
she had them

>>9983258
>Is the "Selen has the best GFE" meme actually true
Yes because what many want is a literal girlfriend, a girl who is also their friend but is also dating them. And Selen seems like that kind of attainable childhood friend character who people wish won in harem anime.

>>9983381
>EN curse
If EN chubas would prepare for 30 minutes instead of just collecting their paycheck that curse would probably disappear really fast.

>>9983258
she does the most content that brings gachis. Every big superchat overachiever does really really long superchat sessions where they read every superchat, that builds emotional bonds with the gachis, and Selen does that. And stuff like writing up every superchatter on a board is also very good at fostering emotional bonds with gachis.

>>9982732
Im really happy for Hada. She has said in the past she really wanted to find people to play with but everyone she knew werent around her skill level but it seems like bon and selen dont really mind

ACTUAL GOLD PLAYERS?

MORE LIKE AUTISTIC GOLD PLAYERS

>>9983515
>writing up every superchatter on a board
Twitch thot meta. How long before they start writing on their model.

>>9983567
She's a cute scanslut.

>>9983410
Making a new layer over the picture, coloring in purple, and hitting multiply is not tracing

kaizocrew bros, does captain do asmr?

This is what a non-scuff karaoke is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7gWRGtSCE

>>9983266
>>9983181
Call me a purist or whatever but the controller aim-assist really turns me off from the game.

The dream's dead, boys.

Bros I'm so fucking STRESSED

Selen Chokezuki

>>9983798
Calm down bro you're gonna pee blood

Selen...

their momentum fucking died in the water
FUCK EA

You just gotta BELIEVE!

My dragonwife...

>>9983809
It really is so funny respawn probably has a blank check from ea and they still can't get their shit together lol

There
>>9983801

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REVERSE SWEEP

why they not on the main stream

I BELIEVE IN MY WIFE

STILL IN

Do or die.

>>9983841
Because multiple matches at the same time

OOF

NO FUCK

>>9983410
Er... I was the anon who did version 2 of the recolor. (mostly hair)
I did said in my post that I was too lazy to add the pattern on her tail, so anyone's free to do so if they want to.

F

>>9983705
No.

it's dead

It's over

They got destroyed that last round lol

So it seems like there's an optimum distance to be separated. If you're too close, the enemy can surround you. If you're too spread, the enemy can focus you down one at a time. You need to be a middle distance apart. Spread enough to create many angles of fire, but close enough to assist each other.

That fucking sucks bros if they didn't all crash they had such good momentum going

Bonbon salt.

bobon MAD

DAD MAD

This is why Bon pees blood.

bonbon is a shit teammate who plays solo

HELP YOUR TEAMMATES AND SCREAM LESS

SHE IS STILL CHAMPION IN MY HEARTH

Yes
Yes
Let the SEA flow through you

I have no idea how anything works, is it over?

Holy shit bobon is MAD

>>9983929
No, you just have to shoot them with more bullets than they shoot you.

Guys why is Bobon such a tryhard?

Bobon is going to die...

bon's going to kill himself, oh my god

THE INDONESIAN SALT

>>9983961
I think they also need to fight everyone else in the group

>>9983815
sry she already confessed to me

That bonbon guy really kills the mood

Bon, it's just a game, man.

>Selen jumping on the kidney stones to try to go to sleep
kek nice try Selen

this is oddly wholesome

Bobon is actually peeing blood as we speak

Selen WIFE showing her dere side and worrying for Bobon HUSBAND

BASED BONBON

>>9983990
^

is indonesia medicine that bad?

Bobon...

this shit is so fucking funny

>>9983995
Fucking this

>>9983972
Like Selen says, solo ladder clambing kills the soul.
Bon is a husk of a man. I like him though.

>>9983995
She 's gonna play with Qu and temp later cuz she was invited so that rrat doesn't work here

BOOOOOOOOOOONN

Bon malding doesnt look good man.

Selen is going pure wife mode right now it's getting my dick fucking diamonds

Bonbon please

I muted the stream when Bonbon started talking like Eren Yaeger, what happened?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELEN'S A CONCERNED WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF is Selen doing. you don't fucking quit when you get destroyed. get yourself together. Where the fuck is winner Selen.

Bon....

wtf is wrong with this tournament

Bobon is the real gosling....

Hada caught in another family fight...

>>9984040
>>9984055
Bros...

Bonbon is like a Jojo character kek
>I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN, LET'S GO I'M NOT SATISFIED

>>9984040
She's partially at fault because of their constant CBT play

What's bonbon's sickness?

I'm kind of uncomfortable.

wait what the hell is wrong with bonbon is kidney stone a meme or is the man actually passing stones

>>9984049

Bonbon trying to lose a kidney to play apex.

>>9984049
He is dying (not joking)

>>9984057
she's more concerned about bon rn

This is painful to watch, I'm heading out

>>9984049
Bon is like "PUT ME BACK IN" and Selen is like "YOU'LL DIE" and he's like "I DON'T CARE. APEX DUDE"

>>9984049
HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>9984049
Bonbon's been an inconsistent character overall.

Hada please say something

dude wants to die for a meme arena tournament, come on this isn't even real Apex

why is this indog raging so hard he needs to relax

>>9984049
He's salty because 2 crash it didn't help that he has to deal Stone Kidney right now.

>Lets forfeit
>okay
>are you sure?

Im not watching, is something scandalous happening?

>>9984082
apparently it's kidney pain from stress, he already saw a doctor

>>9984049
Low level is Bon has pain in his Kidney area and thinks he needs to go to the hospital, so Selen is suggesting they forget but Bon is saying to keep playing.

PAIN GIVE ME STRENGTH

>>9984069
The silence and awkward excuse to leave from her was pretty funny

>>9984049
same. we vthreadwatchers now

I HATE IT WHEN IT GETS LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9984108
Boniver is being cringe

>>9984108
bon is dying on stream and having a menhera episode but he still wants to play apex

>>9984100
>Lights

this is so awkward...

Bobon has anger issues, he said it in a stream months ago.

>>9984079
We don't know apparently kidney stones

Isn't this tournament a complete sham already thanks to some server shit?

This is getting awkward....

>>9984049
>when Bonbon started talking like Eren Yaeger
He asked Selen to get fucked by Templex while he watches sitting on window frame?

Kek Bobon dying live on stream is pretty kino
>SELEN, DISABLE MY PAIN INHIBITORS AND PUT ME BACK IN APEX

>>9984130
mood

>never put your health over a game

Bobon probably lied about the stress part lol

Just eat some more burgers Bon. You'll be fine.

>>9984138
I'm gonna Gosling for Bobon...

>>9984143
Yeah it's a clusterfuck.

>>9983823
I heard Respawn is stuck with shitty servers for the next 6 years because they're under a contract, guess nobody there thought the game would blow up in popularity so they got the shittiest servers possible for the cheapest price.

>>9984156
FUCKING KEK

I tapped out as soon as the match ended, what the fuck happened in the dpan of 3 minutes? Holy shit.

Bonbon's shaking

What's wrong with bon

>>9984156
He's not doing Apex, he is Apex.

this team is never going to work out...

>>9984156
>>9984093
>>9984077
This shit is so fucking funny holy shit lol

oh fuck why is Selen relying on chat for accurate info.

Bobon is right to blow up at APEX being shitty. Small indie company owned by EA please understand

>>9984143
Yeah i don't see the point , if it was the regular tournament that would a little bit different

I found Selen's new teammate, who also won vsaikyou

>>9984079
Kidney pain (self diagnosed). He went to the doctor yesterday and they said it was just stress. It's probably appendicitis.

this is awkward kino

>>9984049
He's moving forward. He cannot be stopped.

>>9984207
This

>>9984186
STOP BONBON YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT

>>9984138
That's just the seanig in him

As someone with kidney stones issues what in the blue fuck is Bonn doing? Those fuckers hurt horribly I even had a surgery when one of those little shits were so big it got stuck

>>9984156
>IT'S TIME FOR BONBON TO LET IT RIP

>>9966899
I agree with this anon
she may not like footplay, but she cannot hide her toes forever

>>9984195
Because she never took the time to learn the language spoken by 90% of her coworkers

>>9984177
I noticed that too, but I wasn't sure if he was actually shaking or if it was just his model spazzing out

holy shit backstabbed by kidneys, servers, and now chat
can't catch a break

>>9984186
>No Bobon, your body won't be able to take it, you'll die
>UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'LL BECOME THE APEX

>>9984203
A collab with hoshiSEX would literally kill my dick

>>9983955
I can imagine why he got kicked from his CSGO team...

>>9984156
>Making the mother of all streams here, Selen. Can't fret over every kidney stone!

I can't believe Bonbon is about to become the third vtuber to die on stream.

I don't think Bon and Hada will attempt competitive Apex ever again after this cup.

Is there any other charismatic apex players Selen would have good chemistry with?

bonbon take a hint, Selen is tired

>>9984219
You /jp/ cocksuckers think glorious nippon is a language worth learning just in case you get a job dealing with nips one day huh?

>>9984254
Who are the first two

>>9984254
t-third?

>>9984254
>third
What?

>>9984254
...third???

selen is so depressed she doesn't even want to play with qu-chan

>>9983410
>>9983450
>>9983893
I made the first edit didn't even bother looking back at what I made after

>>9984128
more than usual

>>9984264
Hada will get PTSD for sure

My wife is so fucking tired... let her rest....

>>9984273
bofa

>>9984264
Probably for the better honestly, they are getting tilted as fuck. Better to just play for fun

Selen making up excuses to turn in early so that Bon will rest.

>>9984307
Pretty based of her

Is this still the tournament?

>>9984304
Who's bofa?

>>9984264
Selen should do the same
Casual Apex with a good guess is much better

>>9984320
they're waiting for their next match

holy shit bobon's actually dying

>bonbon's not talking

How do you even get kidney stones like bonbon drink some water.

>>9984327
Bofa DEEZ NUTS
WHOOOOOOAAAA!!!!

Bobon's actually dying...

>>9984320
It's a drama now filled with twists and turns

>>9984320
idk even know anymore
I'm scared for Bon bros.....

Someone save bobon please

Bonbon...

>in so much pain he can't even talk or communicate
>still wants to play apex
what the fuck is bobon's problem

Bon is feeling angry at himself I think. He feels like he is dragging the whole thing down by being there.
He wants the win to redeem his dignity.

bonbon it's an ARENA tournament, it's not even real Apex, just go rest wtf

This cup organizers will hopefully disband after this embarrassing display.

Okay now he's being a little bitch baby I hate that like just go bro lol

>>9984217
>>9984253
keyed, Bonbon fucking gets it

>>9984307
i bet she played with ppl with Huge Ego, so she knows how to deal with them

How do these tournaments work? Why was Selen's team up against some Korean pro?

>>9984254

t-third??>>9984264

>>9984360
(You) can save him. Throw out some fat akasupas to save the man.

>kidney stones
Holy shit, he REALLY needs go to the hospital and get surgery NOW. That shit is no joke.

>>9984367
This probably....

I don't want Bobon to die but this is what you get when you collab with indogs.

>>9984320
Honestly, i don't know.
The tourney was a mess.

>>9984366
HE'S A FUCKING GAMER OK?!

>>9984371
IM SEETHING
NEVER INVITE SELEN AGAIN OR OTHERS

in hindsight, Finana might have been a better pick, then Selen could pick a masters tier player.

>>9984264
I think it's been fine for Hada but she clearly finds the Bon and Selen arguments awkward. Bon just cares too much and has anger issues. He should have just subbed out when he started having health issues.
It's what most people would have done but he's stayed in because he always wanted to be in an apex tournament and probably thinks this is his only chance to get into the scene.

I feel so bad for Bobon bros... he wasn't even at fault for that crash

>>9984366
It's a tournament that they spent time practicing for. No amount of "I don't mind forfeiting..." can take away the feeling of not wanting to let your team down. Not to mention personal pride.

>>9984371
>after this embarrassing display
they don't own APEX servers, dude

>>9984371
Retard, the problem is the Apex servers
They have been fucked since the cup started

I don't consider myself someone who gets tilted easily but I'd get pretty salty if the big tournament I scrimmed days for got changed into another game mode at the last second.

>>9984405
>could pick a masters tier player
Like who?

My dad didn't get any surgery for kidney stones he just got some meds and waited.

He seethed too much and had a gamer moment then got his team worried...

Bobon's not even alive anymore, we are looking at a husk of a human being who's brain is fueled with Apex. I will miss him...

this is so funny holy shit

>>9984423
>set up tournament during shitty server days
BIG BRAIN

>>9984429
Wait, it was supposed to be BR instead of Arena? Why did they change it?

Does he actually have kidney stones

>>9984439
selen's not laughing...

>>9984390
The first Crash kinda stump the morale, the second crash ruin the pacing by making him paniced.

>>9984430
get an NA pubstar or something, without issues preferably

Now this is a real tournament arc

>>9984439
I know right this is a million percent more entertaining then an apex tournament lmao

Siege has better servers than Apex, why don't they play that instead?

>>9984445
Server being weird as fuck.

>>9984445
BR has been a shit show, arenas has at least been somewhat stable to they must've changed it last minute so they could at least do something

JESUS BONBON YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE AT DEATH'S DOOR

>>9984444
Retard

>evil laugh
>reassures everybody he's ok in a whispering tone
he's actually dying on stream wtf

Don't pull a Kamina, Bobon

>>9984423
>doing a tournament during a patch
big brain

>>9984439
it's pretty cringe bro...

Bonbon gonna be pissing out rocks tonight.

>>9984445
Apex's servers keep getting fucked every update

>>9984434
>Bobon is literally rock Lee during the fight with gaara

hes hiding the pain

What the actual fuck Bobon sounds like he's on life support. Someone get this fag to a hospital.

>Are you okay?
>(weak, barely alive whisper from a husk of a man) y e a
>Are you sure
>y-yea (exhales his soul out)
Holy shit my sides

Elira LOVE

>>9984445
Because of Server being spaghetti and what do you know.
Apperently arena is also bugged.

This is so awkward bros, I think Selen is right with canceling.

>>9984462
Bro this is literally anime irl

To be fair, there's nothing you can do about kidney stones. You just suffer until it passes.

>>9984450
Just that it hurts I don't think he actually knows what's wrong.

Bobon thinks he's fighting the pain but he's fucking making everyone complicit in whatever happens to him by being stubborn

>>9984490
Not very well

BELIEVE

Before bonbon was trying to assert his masculinity by insisting on his pick. Which wasn't a good idea because selen knows more about apex than him. This time bonbon succumbs to his rage and becomes toxic, to the point of shutting down.

it's not even a real tournament, it's arena. just go get checked out, dude.

Is Bobon crying?

i have to close the steam, this shit is so awkward

I can't watch this... Apex just needs to stop existing

I just feel bad for Hada having to endure this
Selen and Bon are just not good teammates to each other

>>9984457
Her laughter is gone...

>>9984429
>scrimmed for days

they didnt even scrim properly since the servers were fucked so idk

>bobon muted himself just to set up a gamer bottle to catch his stones so he wouldn't have to stop playing
pretty based honestly.

>Selen and Bonn right now

>>9984509
it's like I'm watching a sports anime

>>9984457

I don't think they're having fun anymore bros...

selen please laugh i can't take this mood

that was the most depressed "on me" i've ever heard selen say
also are they fighting templexx or the other team?

>>9984517
Same, I'll just watch thread for now because I am worried

I'm scared bros

>>9984420
It's a very scuffed one though. They have to swap to arenas because the servers are being shit and they barely got any real practice for arenas, nor the BR one anyway. If it's the br one I can still get it but with this one I can see them just wanting to get over this shitshow. Fuck respawn and EA

this is awkward, this isn't CR Cup this is a meme arena tournament cause of server issues, why keep going if you have a problem?

>>9984530
But in that painting, the man holding the other man was also the one who murdered him.

I stayed up for this...

This is what you get for playing APEX.

>>9984549
tempplex first

Selen hasn't laughed since bon stopped talking.

This stream gave me anxiety and now I can't sleep

he keeps laughing like a fucking husk why is he still streaming

Bonbon was Ryan Gosling the whole time

This whole week was cursed for Selen, APEX HATE

we got a laugh!

Does Bobon think he's a shounen manga protagonist?

>>9984543
Sauce please. This Selen is cute.

>>9984556
Play to win baybeeeeyyyy

>>9984490
I thought Bobon went to the hospital, or was it just some witch doctor or some shit?