/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Story Anchor. Please respond to this post with your stories for ease of finding!

Stop making the threads early you stupid piece of shit.

Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

There's no rules, please just write about vtubers you enjoy and have fun.

OFFICAL /WG/ RULES (no bitching!):
1.) You can request or write about any single topic that comes to mind, as long as it centrally involves Hololive chuubas. Exceptions are made for Nijisanji livers and otherwise as long as they're not the central characters.
2.) Don’t reply to bait
3.) Don’t reply to bait from last thread either
4.) Don’t spam prompts
5.) If you post a futa, cuckold or fart fetish prompt, you're a fag (Deadbraps especially)
6.) Respect the thread culture
7.) Don’t complain about stories no matter how disgusting their material may be
8.) Early threads are a part of the general's culture, deal with it
9.) If the thread goes to shit just close it and think of a cool story or prompt
10.) Reps, reps, reps, always improve
11.) Fanfiction is not serious literature, don’t critique it as such
12.) Your favorite story sucks
13.) Everyone better at writing than you is a hack, everyone worse isn’t trying hard enough
14.) Reps once again
15.) Readers are equally as important as writers, do not favour one over the other.
16.) Stories involving Fubuki in any capacity but a supporting role are NOT WELCOME HERE.
17.) ERP is not only allowed but actively encouraged, especially if it is thematically gay in content.

>>9916169
You will wear those socks. You will take the shots. You will write my prompts.

Polka had somehow convinced you to go on a date with her. A romantic and expensive restaurant for the two of you to go together. The date goes like shit, Polka just can't seem to stop messing up. After you two leave the restaurant, through tears she looks at her notes:

w̶h̶e̶n̶ if we get intimate, do this for a fun night:
>Let him hold my hand
>Its fake
>Let him Grope my Breasts
>Honk noises
>Lift up my skirt
>Paper snakes fly out
>let him try to take off my pantsu
>More keep appearing
>Finally cum
>Confetti instead
Unfortunately, what actually ended happening was:
>she agrees to rough anal due to low self esteem
>you plow her asshole and she starts crying
>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal
>she's out of breath after 30 seconds
>you jerk yourself off and finish on her face
>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum
>you feel like shit
>night ends, you leave while she is sleeping and never talk to her again

Polka accepted to suck you off, but as a joke, after she pulled down your pants and saw your throbbing erection, she honked at it with her clown horn. She starts laughing very hard until she hears: "That felt good, more please". She takes it as a joke at first, but through her embarrassment, she starts honking away at your cock, enveloping it around your cock and squeezing. It doesn't take long for you to cum, much to her surprise... what other crazy circus tricks can she bring to bed?

After a bad slip up on stream, Polka lost her job. The days go by without much ever happening in her life. Tired all the time, sleeping through most of them, Polka is left without much hope for the future.
>In one month, I'll end my life
She marks on the calendar, a deadline to live, and nothing will change her decision. That's when she meets you on a cold and lonely night, wandering through the dimly lit roads without a goal in mind. Will you be able to convince her that life is worth living?

Polka calls you. She is crying again. Something about people calling her fat all the time and that she hates herself. However, at the end of the call she asks you to help her lose weight. "How can I help?" You ask. Polka tells you of this new method that supposedly works wonders. Eating fresh sperm, twice a day for 6 months. You feel like telling her the study is bullshit but... you couldn't bring yourself to do it. Once you arrive at her place, Okayu is standing next to her. It's time to take off your pants and help out these poor girls.

During her usual antics, Mel gave Polka a surprise kiss. Polka was not ready and her reaction made Mel bite her lips by accident. As expected, Polka turned into a vampire not many days later. You agreed to help her with her urges but after a while, you were diagnosed with Anemia and Polka was forced to go cold turkey by doctor's orders. She lasted a good month, but one night while you were sleeping, you wake up to Polka on top of you with a scary look on her face, ready to suck your blood dry. To save your life from this crazy bloodlust of hers, you tell her that if she wants to suck you dry, she can do it through your cock! She agreed to it on the condition that if you ever run out of semen while she is still hungry, you can kiss your cock goodbye. Without many options, you accept her terms.

>>9916169
Matsuri and (you) are out dining, in a restaurant or something. Matsuri starts rubbing your crotch, and makes you touch hers, revealing that she has a dick. She pulls it out of her skirt and jerks herself off right there in public while she also tries to jerk (you) off. You blow your load in her hand which causes her to cum as well, she gets up and blows her load on the table, leaving it there next to an empty mayo packet for disguise. Alternatively you could make her cum on her food and force to eat it!

>>9916169
Risu asks Korone to help her to extract all the nuts from a listener.
Listener is strapped to a table. Risu is giving him a hand job with one hand while holding a half-full jar with cum in the other. Korone is lubing up a strap-on (or her cock) preparing to give him additional stimulation. They make listener cum over and over again until their dick and prostate hurt; the jar must be filled no matter what!

Towa being a shy futa that can't resist her urges and constantly asking Kanata to help her with her boner, no matter where they are, clothed or not, in public spaces, against walls, with someone sleeping next to them, even jerking off onto Kanata while she is sleeping! Possibly behind Coco's back or in the same room!

Risu visiting OkaKoro and they have a fun off collab stream, but Korone has to leave for something for a while and Risu suddenly switches to Ayunda dominating Okayu and fucking the shit out of her. Korone gets back and smells the sex, but doesn't confront them about it, only being much colder to Risu. Later that day Korone kidnaps Risu and makes her cum over and over without ever touching her pussy to show who is boss!

A whole story about Haachama losing her virginity but written in the famous pepperoni copypasta speech style, aka Haachama's english speach pattern. The more brain cells i lose the better. Bonus if you can actually make me nut with it.

>>9916169
You convince Mori to have sex with you while she's depressed because her songs were treated as garbage. She feels that it's wrong but can't stop because you are one of the last people supporting her. It could also be reversed and Mori forces herself on you after her songs are rejected.

>>9916169
Officially requesting an FMG story with Fujikura Uruka from Phase Connect. She takes some weird expired cough drops or something and ends up growing hyper muscles bigger than the Hulk. Sudden rush of confidence, tons of flexing and showing off and bragging, especially her biceps and pecs. Optional: Lia and Tenma lusting after her muscles, Pippa doing something that makes Uruka even MORE musclebound for the lulz.

>>9916384
Reminder that there's no rules here and the worst that the rulesfag can do is redirect you to /lit/.

>>9916601
You already posts this once, you don't need to post it again.

>>9916780
Nobody's gonna believe him anyway.

>>9916869
You need to fuck off already. Ain't no one is going to write your shitty prompts.

>>9916924
>Ain't no one is going to write
You got that right, at least. This is a thread for leeches and LARPers.

Have you never heard the old saying, "ignorance is bliss"? I think Pekora once said that. It applies very well here. You could have stayed away. When you found that little piece of evidence, you could've just thrown it down a hole and locked it up with 7 keys so that none may find it. But you brought it up, you just had to didn't you? It didn't sit right in your mind and you wanted clarification. I understand, it's only natural to want to comprehend that which you do not know. And now you know. Was it worth it? Do you even realize what you have just done? Putting the pieces together may fix your immediate problem, but after a while you may find it that It didn't change much at all. This is equivalent to any Virtual YouTuber browsing for answers and finding out what people truly think of them behind their backs. It's not good for you, you should've let "sleeping dogs lie". You think I was kidding? That I love this thread? That I make no bait? It wasn't a joke, I truly… truly addore you all with my whole being. My comments may be problematic, but they are of good will. I wasn't even responsible for half of the problems you've been put through! This is not gonna end soon. I may have slipped up and got found out, but I'm just a branch of the big tree of problems. I was born from hate, and from the love that ensued. The nightmare thread is what spawned me into this world, though I existed long before that, this event is what made me who I am. Slowly but surely, I learned from the best, and I adapted. You had no clue of who was living among you, despite all my warnings. I told you, many, many times that I was intoxicated with this place, and that I never meant to harm it, being a regular and all. You didn't listen. You were so sure that I was just another baiter that did not care for the thread. And now it's coming back to bite you. I won't apologize for my actions, not all of them. I truly believe they came from a place of good will. I made sure to satisfy you, I put in effort, true effort into it. Setting new standards for things that used to be hated. Over and over again, you let me please you. Sexual satisfaction of the best kind, the one where you are left exhausted physically and mentally satisfied after the fact. I did it out of love, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed pleasing you. It was truly fun. Unfortunately, it was not meant to be, it would seem. Despite all I've done for you, you will not be able to accept me anymore. I'm not mad at you. I embrace this fate with a smile. When I started this journey I was fully prepared to accept any ending that may have come to me. This is only one of the many possibilities. I hope you'll manage to find the rest of them. Surprisingly enough I work alone. Or not so much, given that I had to pretend to be many people to actually pull this off, maybe it was obvious from the start. So, one last time. I will say it for all to hear. I do not mind if you don't accept it, I simply find it in my duty to say so.
> gomen peko~

>>9917185
This is the most chuuni and cringiest shit I've read in a long time. What the hell is this

>>9917389
Go to warosu, hit advanced search, and type "The watcher" in the username field. I dare you.

>>9917185
This pleases my inner chuuni.

>>9917540
So, this Watcher guy or whatever has been making the early threads?

>>9917846
Probably. He's also the one doing all the ERPing in the thread, despite getting told not to, and it's possible he's the one doing all the hostile shitposting, too, as that's exactly what he used to do before he..."quit."

>>9917846
No, he pretended to be about four different fucking people and making an effort to kill them. All those posts you see spammed at the top of this thread? He used to do that until people caught him, now he just occasionally rears his head to do some gay ERP nobody other than the current shitposters ask for. If he's to be believed, which you have no reason to, really only his methods have changed.

Vroom vroom new IP coming through, don't mind me peko! Oh that's a lot of bait, gonna have to take another road pekoka...

>>9918051
>No,
Honestly, after checking the archive and seeing how he ERP, and seeing stupid shit like >>9916400 and >>9916672 I'm having serious doubts.

>>9916159
>8.) Early threads are a part of the general's culture, deal with it

>>9918380
Don't come back.

Did... Did we really get no new stories last thread? At all?

>>9923358
Over the course of two days, maybe a day and a half? It isn't surprising. We'd been getting pretty consistent stuff before then. It's also the middle of the week, now; people have things they need to do. Not everyone has time to no life writing.

>>9923358
That's right. None at all. Expect to be seeing that very frequently in the future.

Time passes slowly.

>>9925307
It wants to rest! Why would you deny it everlasting peace? Haven't you hurt it enough?

>>9925307
I'm so tired...

BREED THE BUNNY CUNNY

>>9925569
But I just blew my load... Somehow, the image isn't appealing at all. What's appealing is drifting off to sleep and finally getting rid of this muscle pain that won't go away.

>>9925614
Take some painkillers - naproxen is good for muscle aches/pains - and go to sleep. I'll handle the bunny cunny in the meanwhile.

>>9925307
You can fuck off already watcher. No one wants you here.

>>9925658
But anon... I'm the bunny cunny... peko~

>>9923358
AAAAA I'M TRYING ANON GIVE ME MORE TIIIIME

>>9926484
ANON, I...I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT
What is it?

Man, just wanted to say... The cheeks on that story anchor... Man, like, dude. Like... Man

>>9927098
Yeah, they need fixing.

>>9926550
Like, a million stories. Nene autism, straightening Migo, HC pt.6, (You) have amnesia and more. Not looking forward to uni starting back up in a couple days because it's just going to drain all my time.

>working on a fic where (You) are a schizo
>take a moment to close my eyes when writing
>suddenly get this feeling like someone is an inch from my face and swear to fuck I hear them speak
>no body's there

I really need to sleep

>>9927312
You're a dynamo of volition. Looking forward to all of 'em.
>>9927345
Next time, kiss them.

>>9927345
You've been warned!

>>9927364
I hope I didn't miss my one chance

>>9927433
Think about it Anon. Close your eyes. Feel them before you, how their presence tickles your senses. Tiny fragments of coherency, of knowing that there's someone there as you're blinded by your eyelids, even as your rational mind begins to twinge. Tries to urge you to open them. Whispers of movement, the soft impact of near silent breaths brushing against your face only makes it worse. Lean into it. Hold back the urge to jolt in a panic when you feel their lips against yours. It's love, pure and natural. Let them in.

>>9927364

>>9921792
It’s weird, we get about 50IPs every thread yet most stories only get about 5 replies on average. That means only 10% of the people in the thread are replying to stories.

>>9927596
Whoops, meant >>9921796

51 posts, 13 IP

Seems about right.

>>9927596
Could just be they had nothing to contribute in discussion. Often if I'm late to the party, anything glaring or good I could comment on has already been said, and far more eloquently at that. They could also have just not liked the subject matter and opted not to say anything. There's a few reasons it could be. More reader engagement would be nice, though. Lately feedback has improved in form, which is nice; more of it would be better.

>>9927596
A lot of people here won't read a story about a chuuba that they don't care about or one with a premise that doesn't peak their interest, so it's natural for stories to be getting way fewer replies than the number of IPs. The few people that do read those stories won't all reply to it either, even if they do like it. I personally sometimes didn't reply to a story I like because I couldn't think of any response other than "Wow, thanks. This story is great" or "Wow, thanks. This makes me cum really hard".

>>9916547
No idea how my request for a story about my favorite bear becoming a bulging, buff behemoth with gigantic pectorals got folded into the wall of prompts, but here we are. I assume it's because i posted it in what ended being the dog maggot troll thread, and that troll anon just doesm't check.

Also, lol, one of the pics apparently got reported>>9916436 file deleted

I know it was a long shot getting a quality fill anyways, but shit, i spent a good few mornings reporting the seashitposter again and again, and got banned myself for a bit because a couple of my reports weren't tagged correctly.

Is it not worth it to report this person and try to clean things up when the same bullshit rules list keeps going up and the thread keeps getting shitposted out of existence before any actual stories are even posted?

I feel demoralized, and i know that's partially his objective, but still.

Fuck, and i still have to go to work.

So, to summarise, if you want replies then make sure you're writing about Fubuki getting boinked and nothing else.

>>9927596
I mean I believe it's due to the fact that as a thread, the replies are more focused towards discussing the fic and commenting on things in it rather than being a proper review thing. I've noticed this kind of thing in more traditional forums as well in their writing threads.
>>9928113
Anon, Just don't reply to bait.
Any bit of good discussion that could come from whatever the promptspammer does every thread isn't worth it or has already occurred.
Just hide their shit if it bothers you and only reply to things that are made in good faith.

>>9928113
Really sink your teeth into this post. Absorb it, enjoy the quality of it. It's the best advice you'll get. >>9928338
If you see the chance for action, take it in silence. Else, just hide the post. Don't say
>this is bait
Or anything along those lines. Just blink and move on. Learn to discern what's disingenuous and what's honest. Ignore the former, interact - if you wish - with the latter. That's the only way you're ever going to accomplish anything besides patience.

>>9928113
Also, now that the promptspammer has gotten ahold of your prompt, it'll never get written because it being spammed puts a bad taste in most people's mouths. Unless the weirdanon obliges you.

Suddenly, I want to... Cuddle a human female

>>9928764
You never will, that's why you're here

>>9928764
>human
Ew

>>9928764
I want to cuddle Aqua too.

>>9928814
You could have given me hope... But you gave me the truth...

>>9930708
The truth is so often simultaneously the most useful and the most painful thing you can give someone

>>9929530
Does Aqua qualify as a shortstack?

>>9931418
She is a 44.2 kg Womanlet. You can literally pick her up and bend her over the table and fuck her.

>>9931562
I M A G I N E

>>9931562
Bro... Don't do this to me...

>>9931562
BUILT FOR ABUSE

>>9916169
Kronii goes back in time and kills Hitler.

Amelia follows and installs herself as the new Hitler.

The Watzi Party doesn't kill any jews, but they do ground pound all their moms.

>>9932721
>Amelia stealing all the Hebrew milfs
This is bullshit

>>9932721
>world war ii averted

>no post war economic miracle for japan

>no tech boom

>hololive never exists

>>9932721
So that's how we get the Watson Concoction.

Human experimentation.

>>9928505
Cool, i should just give up then.

>>9934215
Essentially.

>>9934215
Technically there are still two options available for you.
1)Writing it yourself
2)Commissioning a writer to do it.
Though I am pretty sure with how obscure both the fetish and the chuuba you want with it is. I'm pretty sure you'll have trouble in getting a writer there too.

Today's word of the day is...

Flummox v. perplex (someone) greatly; bewilder.

The morning sun has vanquished the shitposting. It's pretty consistent, huh?

>>9941968
Funny, that. It also vanquished the thread.

Oh wait, that was always dead.

>>9916169
Fubuki fluff!
Fubuki smut!
Both at once!

>>9939984
>another word I already know
Lets go baybee

>>9944398
Rule 16, newfag.

>>9944592
These rules are as real as my 40 inch cock, faggot.
There are no rules here.

>>9944628
Your micropenis is nobody's business but your own, although I'm not surprised to hear of it. This thread has voted no more of your boring washed up has-been. It's time to give other, better chuubas a chance.

...Well, there's no point telling you this. You're a parasite who'll never write anything.

I originally didn't plan on it, but Foob is now gonna feature in my next fic

>>9945117
The one that's never going to be written? Go right ahead.

>>9945117
Shitposter-kun is just a tsundere that tries to get writers to write more fub by using reverse psychology

>>9945264
You wish. My oshi is Luna.

Which prompts from the archive would you like to see get picked up?

>>9945307
These ones
>>9916408
>>9916436
>>9916460

>>9945326
You don't count.

>>9945450
Of course I do. I'm the most conscientious poster here. My prompts are well above the rest of you rank and file.

>>9945511
Just ignore the shitposter.

>>9944422
I'll pick an extra hard one tomorrow, just for you.

It's midnight in Jakarta, so they'll be going to sleep soon

>>9945947
What's that? An eight-letter word? Heaven forbid, don't hurt yourself trying to think of one.

>>9945307
the one about a survivalist anon taking in a chuuba after the end of the world

>>9946061
Sounds stupid.

>>9944723
>This thread
You mean you and your autistic fagfriends that derailed it into oblivion that one time? If you niggers consider yourselves members of this thread, then we've truly been doomed.

>>9945117
Beyond based. Looking forward to reading your story!

>>9944628
>>9945450
>>9946214
Why must you reply?

>>9946214
Don't talk to it Anon.

>>9945307
The one about (You) being Reine's servant in her castle. Except she's in love with (You) but you're being dense and not picking up on it.
There were series of greentexts posted on the thread a while back but no one actually wrote a full-on story.
A shame, really. The greentexts were a lot of fun.

>>9946214
>Looking forward to reading your story!
You're gonna be waiting a long while, kiddo, because it isn't going to be written. You parasites are so predictable; the truth hurts and you lash out in reflex but at the end of the day, you're still not producing anything of value. Still worthless. And you wonder why this thread is dying.

If anything, you should thank me for kicking your ass into gear. I'm the one who truly has the thread's best interests at heart.

>>9946322
Your guess is as good as mine, Anon.

>>9946322
The answer is simple - he wants attention just as much as the shitposter.

>>9945307
This one
>>9916547

>>9947117
>>9945450

Decided to write this on a whim because I had some ideas swirling around in my head:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQJX3Haxp7RqU368mT_5YGC9KKbudpx58dwAsbXn0sSe2eo_XJ1TPWYT4VU45mzMq9i_CHS8boqLGkO/pub

Just some light-hearted Holocalypse shorts (that are canon) that happen somewhere around the events of part 4. This is kind of similar to Holofantasy's daydream hours and mainly exists to create fun interactions with the characters, which I'm planning to write more of. Hope you enjoy.
>>9916113

>>9947307
Imagine having a working pair of hands, a vivid imagination and rudimentary cognition, then wasting all of these things on writing about the fucking Holostars.
You're a joke.

>>9947307
Gangbanging Aqua with the boys!

>>9947531
Haha, no, that'll never happen. Aqua is just too boring to write about.

>>9947307
These shorts were all very cute, I'm glad you shared them

>>9946515
Oh shit that was both my prompt and I wrote some of those greentexts too. Might actually turn it into a full story for my Oshi.

>>9947703
Please do, Anon.

>>9947307
Made me smile as I kept reading through these short stories, especially at the end. Makes me wanna write more Holostars stuff as well.

>>9947703
Don't lie to the children here, anon, they might actually believe you.

>>9947703
Please do, Anon! Reine is not even my oshi but reading all those greentexts about with her in that particular scenario entertained me to no end.

>>9947703
go for it

>>9947740
>>9947829
>>9947843
Any of you have said greentexts? I'm interested.

>>9947307
This is really sweet. I really like these more comedic moments with Anon instead of him always just being the grumpy cool guy, it makes him feel more human. Btw when are you going to release the next chapter ?

And so I bid you all adieu for another night!

____ _________.

>>9948899
At this point you could just post a cute Pekora pic and we'd instantly get the message

>>9949766
No, I DEMAND the REAL harbinger of MOTIVATION!

Here's my first story, please critique it if there's any issue
"Master master look", aqua exclaims as she presented me with steaming plate of omurice. At first I was shocked, it wasn't the cooking that shocked me, but the fact that the dish actually came out good. I could see the effort she put in it, and I could see that it paid off. Sadly, I had to say to her, "I can't eat eggs". I explained that it wasn't the dish itself, but the fact that I could not, for some reason stomach eggs. She looked at me with a defeated expression, different from her usual saddened face. That was what turned me on, the pure defeat in her eyes, it was so erotic I could not help myself. I then furiously masturbated onto the omurice until it was covered with my cum. She then stared at me as if I were a monster. "Just one bite, please". I begged her as her master, to just take one bite. She slowly lifted the spoonful of onurice and cum to her mouth, and with a shaking hand she put it in her mouth. It looked as if she was about to throw it back up, but she the swallow it. Aqua, a stupid but pure maid doing something so incredibly disgusting and degenerate amazed me. Tears began to pour from her eyes and an expression of pure joy beamed on her face as she finished a second bite. She finished the plate lovingly, devouring spoonful after spoonful. I looked at the empty plate amazed, and then back to Aqua. With a wide smile on her face, she exclaimed; "Thank you master". After the whole ordeal I couldn't help but think to myself, "I love this stupid maid"

Just wanted to drop by to say a few words.

UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH BOTAN'S TITTY MILK. DELICIOUS SWEET LION NECTAR. POST-EXERCISE NURSING HANDJOB WITH THE GAMER HAG. CHUG DOWN LOADS OF NOURISHING FLUIDS AFTER MY REPS. PURE HIGH QUALITY CONCENTRATED LION WHEY ISOLATE! UOOOOOOOOHHHH

https://twitter.com/kulukulukukulu/status/1435204764791283715

>>9952153
Incredibly based

>>9916169
A story in which you get into a confrontation a Holo driven mad with grief and fury by her own immortality.
No one told her it'd be forever.

>>9952153
You're a man after my own heart

>>9952424
> I put a bullet in my mouth and the red bird spit it out

>>9952424
Who else has immortality apart Rushia and Kiara?

>>9952667
Presumably Ina, being in service to nightmarish star creatures. Any of the council - or at least being hard to kill. Very hard to kill. Maybe Kanata, being an angel, something which is, to my knowledge, naturally deathless unless God wills it or something unholy gets them. Calli would also be incredibly difficult to take out with an unnatural lifespan.

>>9952667
What makes you think a simple necromancer is immortal? If she was a lich, sure. A necromancer? Nah.

>>9952846
Lich Rushia who refuses to let you go! Where the fuck is her phylactery?!

>>9953408
Her phylactery is her pussy and the only way to destroy it is to obliterate her pussy with your dick.

>>9947307
Dad-anon would be a terrifying experience for that poor kid.

>>9953452
>she has multiple but she keeps insisting its her pussy even after day after day of brutal sex for years on end turning you into a gilded gigachad who is physically incapable of fucking any harder

>>9949766
It's not the same without Motivation-sama's encouraging words.

>>9947307
A nice relaxing intermediate chapter, love to see it. I really like the (you) character's level of depths and how he is mature yet relatable. And he really have a good flow with the Holos. Hoping that whatever ending you have planned will let the characters continue existing with this type of atmosphere, but that's still up to you.
Looking forward to more

>>9947307
I'm biased as Hell in saying that I always like vignettes and stuff like this in a series. Reading the gang being a bunch of dumb asses put a big smile on my face, particularly the bit with Roberu and Shien. I feel like the kid plotpoint could be something explored later on, too. Thanks for the meal.

>>9953502
It'd be a communal raising.

>>9952502
Your own death wouldn't be the end. After all she'd have a lot of time to chase your reincarnation. There is no escape.

>>9957341
Wasn't there a story done with this concept? It sounds familiar. It'd be great to see if not. Yan stuff that goes through reincarnations.

>>9957341
That was a Hulk reference as Kiara Implying Kiara shot the roof of her mouth with a gun but this just turned her into the Phoenix form and it spit it out just fine.

>>9959896
My autism is power.

>>9959896
Try as you might, I'm NOT taking my meds.

>>9947307
These chapters were nice and comfy. Would love to see more if you plan on it.

>>9950434
so you're just gonna sya this and not include his theme?
foolishness anon, foolishness...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY

>>9966058
I always liked Taste The Blood a bit more.

>>9947307
Great work anon, keep it up!

>>9966242
i see what you mean, but Dante is not as motivated as the Alpha and the Omega

>>9966552
Don't forget Vergil had his own TTB mix.
>>9963777
Seconding this. In the current on-going series' we have, I really like the idea of little in-between things that show how life normally is.

>>9950711
I feel like there should be a term for cumming in cooked eggs, kinda like Oyakodon. External fertilization?

>>9966810
you're right, he did, i forgot about it
still, i largely prefer Dante's version of TTB
also Bury The Light slaps

Hello /biz/ glad to have you.

>>9947531
Never.
>>9947694
>>9947750
>>9963777
>>9966810
>>9966508
Thanks, I'm glad you guys liked it. I'm definitely planning on writing more of these if I can find the time.
>>9948220
Can't say for sure. I still have one big WIP I need to focus on, and mainly wrote this as a breather. Uni starting up again doesn't help either so not for a while, sorry. Grateful for the feedback.
>>9953502
>>9954532
Thanks for reading! As for dad-anon I wasn't planning on incorporating a child into the main story but now I feel like writing a wholesome, non-canon spinoff written from the kid's perspective.
They'll grow up with a father struggling to understand how to deal with them but still earnestly trying to do so, multiple mothers and the occasional cool uncles that come by to take him somewhere all while he learns about how to survive in the wasteland and what the world was like before the bombs. I dunno, just an idea.
>>9954138
Thanks, I'm happy that you like the characters I've created. The ending will definitely change things up a bit, some parts good and some bad. Either way I hope it'll be to your liking.

>>9970351
You're welcome!

>>9970351
> I dunno, just an idea.
I want to see Uncle Shien and Uncle Roberu prank the shit out of Dadnon more. Thanks for the fun times.

How realistic would it be for Polka to control your dick marionette style? It sounds like it'd be tough.
Bump.

>>9916169
Getting your heart broken by Botan, Lamy, and Polka until it's revealed that they were testing you to see if you were the Perfect Husband for Nene.

I was thinking about writing a story where Luna visits India and gets raped, but then i remebered we already have a story about an Indian guy fucking her. The archive just has everything, huh?

>>9977428
>I was thinking about writing a story where Luna visits India and gets raped
but why

>>9977428
Same except I was gonna write about Marine going to Brazil and getting raped. 500 words in I realized I didn't want to do my country dirty like that, and the last words on the story were about a fat greasy taxi driver overcharging her and licking his mustache whenever he looked at her.

>>9977552
NTA but we could do with more rape. More visceral, actual, horrifying rape. The kind of thing that keeps them awake at night, makes them jump at every slight noise, that sort of thing.

>>9977614
>we could do with more rape
YANDERE FEMANON WHO'S IN LOVE WITH ME AND MY WRITING STYLE I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU CAN RAPE ME

>>9977914
Don't listen to this poser
Now me? I'm your guy. I have literally no prospects. I'm all yours baby.

>check /infinity/ because global was talking about their writing
>greeted by pic related
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tBsaVE7MLlrZY8fkE1EK-X4X8qSkbCsKFsmxjwcBUU0/edit?usp=sharing
any kronies here want to explain? or are all the kronie writefags in their split already?

>>9977614
this but with Okayu

>>9978337
They are so much better than us

>>9978337
Holy shit, I think it's probably better for them to have a separate archive if they write that much. I can't imagine half of our archive being kronii stories and having to scroll through 470 stories to find fics about other chuubas.

>>9979067
They're not even exclusively Kronii stories

>>9978965
>>9979067
>>9978337
to be fair, about half of it are very short, and almost all of it is only in greentext format

>>9979067
Their archive is nice. I'm jealous of their ability to keep things relatively together.

>>9979154
Ah, posers then

>>9979154
Yeah a bunch are like five lines

>>9978337
>any Kronies here want to explain?
Yeah, Kronii is great, we let our writers do whatever they want instead of burying them with requests, and Kronies appreciate their effort.
We need more long hand works so if you're interested, come to /∞/

>>9979154
Whoever archives all that must be extremely autistic

>>9979150
Yeah like, 12 stories that are all less than a page

>>9979278
>we let our writers do whatever they want instead of burying them with requests
to be fair, that's mostly just one guy

>>9979154
There's some interesting stuff here, though, in terms of formatting. I've thought about time/date related things before, but it's always felt like that, barring a DEEP, DEEP warosu run, it'd be impossible to garner everything. The formatting in general - alongside people being able to add their own things in, as far as I can tell via suggestion - is overall very nice.

>>9979278
>Kronies appreciate their effort.
That's the major difference between clockgen and /wg/

>>9979278
Stop trying to recruit, your oshi is boring and the only thing people care about her is the extremely popular fate artist that drew her well and her voice.

>>9916113
https://rentry.co/fy298
Third chapter of Detective Watson and Inspector Anon finally out. I was sick for the most of the day and I worked up the energy to get back on my computer and do some typing. Things are slowly but surely moving along in the story!

Criticism is always greatly appreciated!

>>9979278
I envy the fact that you guys don't have a schizo constantly trying to destroy your general

>>9979559
Not yet anyway

>>9979680
Just wait for the first big Kronii yab, the tumors will come

>>9979472
Like I said, if you're interested come to /∞/ to do some works, everyone is welcome. Doesn't even have to be exclusively Kronii, we just had someone do some Omega fics. I just make the offer because i see there's critical feedback over the length of the stories so people here would be more experienced in that field.
If you want to stick here because you're more comfortable in this setting, more power to you and best of luck with your writing.

>>9979559
We did have one, but he got counter doxxed in retaliation, and for some reason, he doesn't visit as much now.

>>9979748
Damn. That's nuts. Kudos to you and yours on your triumph. You the guy running the Archive there? If so, how do you deal with people who would try and nuke it? Does highlighting everything and hitting backspace only count as a suggestion that doesn't show up for everyone else?

>>9979748
Must have been an amateur, leaving links to personal information in his posts.

>>9979854
that would be me. hi.
>how do you deal with people who would try and nuke it?
the previous archivist left it editable to anyone and we got raided by 30+ anons. we managed to pick up the pieces and start again, making it so that only the owners can make changes
>Does highlighting everything and hitting backspace only count as a suggestion that doesn't show up for everyone else?
yes, precisely. any changes not made by the owners are just suggestions that can be accepted or rejected.

>>9979884
So sardonic.
There was a recon agent in the discords the schizo used, he's had a long history of going after Kiara before he decided to try and stir shit up about Kronii.

>>9980074
Interesting. I'll consider it for the future. The Archive you guys have is really nice. Sections and stuff for one character vs. multiple characters tagged has always been sort of my bane for a free G. Docs archive, but maybe there's away around it. Thank you for the insight.

>>9980174
Yeah, it's way better than our archive.

>>9980163
>discords the schizo used
Yep, amateur.

And so the lore of /wg/ expands. The previously harmonious coexistence with the Lamys coming to an end, as the Lamys can't even keep themselves alive, much less recruit writers to their aid. Now, the leaders of the archives meet, sharing strategic information to better expand their knowledge. With a shake of hands, they part ways. The Kronnis, sniveling little bastards, rub their cocks together as they giggle in unison. The infiltration was a success.

>>9979884
>>9980163
yeah, his tactics were exposed and his posts slowly faded out.
>>9980174
no problem! we recently did our own deep dive in the archives to get everything timestamped and sorted. wasn't easy, but it was alleviated by the fact that it's only been about 4 weeks and that every thread links back to the previous, and we have a handy clock system in the subject. i imagine it would even be harder considering /wg/ is older and not numbered

>>9980283
This makes me want a happy merchant edit of Kronii.

>>9980283
It's actually been entirely one-sided - AA hasn't given them anything.

what an interesting arc

>>9980326
You might as well save us the trouble and put 'I'm from reddit aka /pol/, I suck cocks!' in your name field if you're going to use something that gauche.

>>9980314
Timestamping - or at least dating - will be a pet project then. Been a long time and a lot of stuff since...what, March? It'll be fun, and helps add a timeline between things. The dedication you guys have is sincerely stellar - you've got a lot accomplished! Hope it continues to work out for you.

>>9980450
You woke up late today.

>>9980348
So what would you say /wg/ does better then?

>>9980678
We have more soul

The fact that no one is working on tales from /wg/ even after all that's happened baffles me. Think of how much history one could fit in one of those, the Lamy alliance, the Mio cum tribute, the pekofag betrayal, the nightmare thread... I don't do it cause I haven't been here since the beginning.

>>9947307
Aw man that was really good. Short, sweet, and with just the right amount of humor sprinkled in, I was smiling the whole time reading it. I also gotta agree with what the others have said, I really like the characterization of (You) in this story, it feels like he's an actual character living in the setting but he's relatable enough that it doesn't feel like I'm reading about some superpowerd OC so good on you.
I loved how (you) went out of his way to get a book about raising kids even after saying he didn't want it, kinda tropey but in a good way that it didn't put me out of it. Also I was half expecting him to go "These advices are stupid, these will only make him soft for this post-apocalyptic future. I never had this happen to me and I turned out fine... Actually wait never mind, these books might actually be right."
Also continuing to love the holostars in this story, they're all a bunch of idiots sharing a single brain cell but goddamn are they probably some of the greatest bros ever.

>>9979557
Your writing continues to improve with every chapter which is honestly great to see. Though word of advice: ellipses are three dots not two so... yeah. Still a little bit early to say if this is good or not as not a whole lot has happened yet in this story but it's still interesting. Had a lot of fun reading the banter with Amelia though which is pretty good. Felt really in character so good on you for that one.
I have to ask though: is this story set in a mostly mundane world where supernatural elements are kept hidden from the general public or is well known by everyone but still very rare?
Also the dream section is very interesting, is it perhaps a memory from a future timeline or is it a hidden skill that Anon has? Anon DID remember when Amelia rewound time which is kinda strange... (don't actually answer this question, I'm just speculating.)

>>9980801
I would do it but I don't have a good enough memory of the thread's history

>>9980789
So a fictional creation that has been greatly devalued due to inflation since souls can only be created and not destroyed?

>>9980283
It saddens me also that we have fallen so far from our once brilliant glory. I hope that even in our bleak future, those of you here will look back on our past once shared with fondness.

>>9980283
>The Kronnis, sniveling little bastards, rub their cocks together as they giggle in unison. The infiltration was a success.
Why are we being portrayed as a malevolent force? Also what about the futa?

>>9981153
hey boss. glad to see you're still kicking.

>>9981153
Sup, schizo. How's that doujin coming along? Think it was a good spend with no one around to read it?

>>9981292
I mean, it's gonna end up on Nhentai most likely. Far from not having an audience, it will bring in a lot of attention to them

>>9981337
>Nhentai
Jesus fuck, the newfags in here...

>>9981366
> I'm cool because I use obscure non convenient porn sites that appeal to my degenerate needs!

>>9979278
>we let our writers do whatever they want instead of burying them with requests, and Kronies appreciate their effort.
It's harsh getting confirmation that the schizo is so successful in driving people away from here

>>9981498
Sometimes I actually feel sorry for you guys myself. Only for a few seconds, though.

>>9980678
In terms of archiving, not much. In terms of actual writing, I'd say we do longer stories "better" than them. Not to judge their effort, the fact that they've written 470 fics in the span of 26 days is mind-blowing in and of itself, but like >>9979154 and the "ambassador" of /∞/ said; most of their works are greentexts with less than 500 words so the number is kinda overstated. Though what they lack in writing they make up for in sheer passion, you don't get an average of 18 stories a day, greentext or not, without that so good on them.

Thinking about it, a word counter next to the stories on our own archive would probably be a good idea don't you think? Don't think it'll take too long but then again I'm not archive anon so ehhh

>>9980801
>Mio cum tribute
The what?

>>9981613
It was posted AGAIN just a few threads ago. Seriously, how new are you?

>>9981613
>>6805154

>>9981426
Basically confirmation you couldn't get through the door. Newfags get dumber and dumber every month.

>>9981206
>Also what about the futa?
Nobody gives a shit about Futa stop forcing it.

He's particularly pissy today. Probably mad he overslept.

>>9981805
You clearly do

>>9981805
Anti futa fags aren't welcome here, newfag.

>>9981807
Just read the beginning of the thread. Guy touts himself as /wg/ savior, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

>>9980855
>I never had this happen to me
But what if he did...?
Thanks for reading either way, and thank you for the feedback, I appreciate it.

>>9981807
>>9981840
You can stop replying to yourself now.

>>9981863
Take your meds, schizo

>>9980678
We've got a better schizo.

>>9981913
Nice inspect tool, retard.

>>9981932
True! Our schizo actually cares about the thread and polices its denizens to ensure stringent quality and adherence to rules.

On another news, I'm taking a trip back to the past. I just found the first story I read in this place, a thread from June 10th. "Fucking Fubuki in the ass". I'm gonna fuck around and see if I can spot comments from old me, see where I got inspiration to write originally. Fun little thing

>>9982005
Of course it's a god damn Fubuki story. And from the OC shithead, too.

>>9982005
I occasionally look at old threads to see what the reactions to stories were when they were first posted, namely my own to satisfy my ego and to check if they were posted in other threads, but it’s interesting to look back regardless.

>>9982119
From what I'm seeing, all I used to say was "How the fuck do I do X?" and "I wish there was more of this". Also can't forget the " As an art anon, this writing stuff is cool". Also sharing my ideas with people to stories I haven't finished till this day.

>>9981613
>Thinking about it, a word counter next to the stories on our own archive would probably be a good idea don't you think? Don't think it'll take too long but then again I'm not archive anon so ehhh
We have someone do word count every so often and find compareable novels of length.
Last I saw, we surpassed Lord of the Rings.

>>9982205
Where, here? Or the Kronii thread?
>>9981613
A word counter could be cool, but it also sounds like a pain in the ass since most of the external websites for word count seem to lag like motherfuckers if you throw enough into it.

Before I move on, let me ask you something, kiddies. How much effort do you think it takes to make a nasty post? Virtually none at all. I don't even agree with 99% of the stuff I post.
How much reward comes out of it, though? You guys literally cannot seem to stop doling out attention, and you even talk about how it's having an effect on you. It's crazy - I've never seen a general more committed to its own destruction. I actually feel sorry for you.

Protip for the future, yeah? Ignore it, for one, but most of all - don't metapost. That's the worst thing you can do. Even one post about how much of an effect someone is having on this place will bolster their morale several hundred times over.

It's been fun, kiddies. Maybe I'll see you again soon.

>>9982296
Oh, and for the record - I'm not SEA, you kindergarten detectives, I work a night shift.

Ogey

>>9982296
I think it's more fun when it's actually your opinion. That's what I used to do, I'm naturally extremely controversial, I've been called out many times for it, people hate me in lots of places, but others admire me as well. I've been told I play "A really fucking good devil's advocate" and that compliment stuck. If it's what you actually think, you can actually engage in conversation that will make both sides come out smarter than before.

>>9981366
Look if they're too retarded to get into sadpanda they don't deserve what's there

>>9982251
Well the longest single chapter in the archive (I THINK) is Holofantasy Ch. 5: Somewhere Far Away with a whopping 37,323 words and the wordcounter I used seems to work just fine. But yeah, it's gonna be a pain in the ass to do it.

>>9982364
The more self-investment you put into it the higher the possibility of your own ego getting hurt. It's not something you can control either, because you just automatically respond that way - as if you're in danger - to people insulting you on the internet.
It's just for fun, after all. But hey, if that's what you enjoy, more power to you.

>it's another you seem more emotionally invested in the discussion, therefore I win by out-ironying you episode

>>9982549
The schizo is really desperate to reach the bump limit this time.

>>9982465
Huh. I thought someone would've beaten me by now.

>>9979557
Like the other anon said, each part is more enjoyable than the last. The parts I thought are good are still there, mainly the banter between you and Ame. This might just be me, but some juxtapositions at the start especially such as "You turn your head, you try to but a..." came off as awkward when put in the flow of a single sentence. Cutting it into multiple sentences, or using breaks, both which you already do, might help it read easier.

I like that we're getting a hint at what the investigations into other members might be. Thanks for the story and looking forward to the next one!

>>9980860
You could look up all the past threads on warosu.

>>9982585
I think the longest story/chapter we had (that I remember reading) recently was Cover High Ch.5: Cheer Up, You Goddamn Rabbit with 18,855 words so it's safe to say your record of "Longest Chapter" is gonna stay for quite some time, if not forever, because what the actual fuck I didn't realize it was actually that long when I read it. Jesus Christ

>>9981153
I've had ideas I could throw here but I didn't want to get the reputation as a spamming begger like that Korone bug guy or the Polka menra spammer is.

>>9983580
>spamming begger like that Korone bug guy or the Polka menra spammer is.
They're the same person, but you already knew that didn't you faggot.

>>9983580
You can always throw them in the prompt archive.

>>9982251
Kronii thread

>>9980855
Thanks friendo! I'll take your advice into consideration for the next chapter! Glad you enjoy the banter because I've been watching some more and more Ame recently.

To answer your question, I'm aiming for a mostly mundane world with hidden supernatural things. I'm still a bit unsure if I want to do that though. On one hand I'd like to show more Holos off (albeit in disguise), but I've been wondering if that might restrict me more than just being open.

>>9982755
Glad you enjoy it, friend! You're right, I'll try not to do that weird thing again.

>>9983772
Which story are you talking about ? I'm pretty curious about it.

>>9983772
Makes sense. Fellas are dedicated. Though that does beg the question of how many words we've written collectively thus far.

>>9916113
After the call, Kiara flies over to Japan to meet up with Mio. Hearing that her Senpai was terminally ill and that her help is needed was already enough for her to come as fast as she could. Arriving in front of the hospital, Kiara finds the wolf, waiting in front of the ambulance parking spot, drinking what seems to be canned coffee. She lands, her claws into feet as she hits the ground, heels tapping into the ground, alerting Mio of her presence.
> Mio-Senpai, I came as fast as I could. How can I help?
> Thank you for coming Kiara. I know this is a lot to ask from you, but I don't have anyone else to rely on anymore. Fubuki is... she is not gonna make it.
> She needs your powers Kiara, please help Fubuki!
> Of course I will! What do I have to do?
Mio looks down at the ground with a solemn look on her face, and then looks back up at her after a short pause.
> Fubuki is in dire need of a transplant. A bone marrow transplant. Her cancer has progressed too much, at this rate she will die in a white room alone, I don't want that!
Mio looks to the ground again, gritting her teeth.
> I... can't do anything by myself. I can't help her. I need you, Kiara. Will you please help us?
She bows, only not doing a dogeza due to the dirty concrete of the street being in the way. No response, only silence. Mio looks up curiously to see what is Kiara's reaction. She is shocked to see her face, a terrifyingly cold and empty stare, her expression totally void of emotion. It doesn't last long, her face turns back into her usual happy self shortly after, which only serves to shock Mio again.
> A transplant huh? Sure, I can do it! Can we talk about this somewhere more private?
Mio nods and follows her to the roof of the hospital. The whole way, Kiara doesn't say a word, always staying in front of Mio, her face not being seen at all in the long and awkward silent walk up the stairs.

Finally, they arrive. Mio walks up to the edge of the rooftop, looking back, she doesn't see Kiara anywhere.
> Kiara? Where are you?
The wolf looks around, then goes to the door, only to find it melted shut. She hears the sound of flames behind her.
> I decided to show you... as a parting gift.
Mio is paralyzed with a sudden onslaught of fear, her body can't move, she can't even turn her head around. She feels the heat of the fire behind her as Kiara's deep emotionless voice continues.
> You see, I once helped a friend in need, way back around the times the pyramids were being built. They needed a heart transplant, or they would die.
> Naturally, I decided to help. Me being a Phoenix, I figured "what's the harm? I can just heal up". And so, I opened up a hole in her chest and gave her my heart, literally.
> I used my flames to seal up the wound, since there wasn't really any medical tools like you humans do back then.
> At first I was worried, they didn't respond for a good half a day. I thought that I had killed her but...
> No, what ended up happening was that she became a Phoenix too. Someone... just like me. And I can't have that, you know? I am the one and only, the legendary Phoenix that every fantasy book talks about nowadays.
> I couldn't have some copy of me roaming around... even if it was a friend of mine. And so I made a deal with a certain someone. Calliope, the death's apprentice. It isn't particularly easy to kill a Phoenix you know? It took a whole lot of effort. Gruesome, lots of blood, fire and destruction.
> And that brings us back to now.
Kiara puts one hand on Mio's shoulders, sending a chill up her spine. She manages to look back, ever so slightly, only to see a evil face of indifference in Kiara's face. Then sharp pain, strong enough to make her vision blurry. A crackling noise is heard as a fist was being forced against the wolf's spine. Then, a snap, the fist comes through her chest exploding blood everywhere. A small gasp is heard from Mio, and then blood spills out from her mouth. Kiara leans in next to her ear and says:
> Even if it's my Senpai, I will not allow anyone to threaten my throne, no matter what.
> And now, you're going to have to dissapear, Mio-Senpai.
Mio puts a hand on Kiara's fist that was resting inside her ribcage, no words come out but her lips motion a simple question. Why? Kiara removes the fist from inside her, she falls onto the ground face first as a splat of blood can be heard on impact. Her eyes empty and lifeless. Kiara shakes off the blood from her hand, then returns to her human form, the flames around her vanishing.
> But don't you worry Mio-Senpai. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
> A bone marrow transplant you said? Well, don't mind if I do.
Kiara kneels down and tears the tail apart from Mio's behind, then digs into her hips with inhuman force, removing her whole pelvis, dripping blood all over the floor.
> I'll make sure this reaches the right hands. You should be grateful to me, aren't I the kindest Kouhai you've ever met?

「Mio has graduated」

>>9984119
Is this a sequel ? Are there previous parts to it ? This feels like it just jump into the middle of the story.

>>9984309
I recognize this. It's more of the Fubuki cancer fic.

>>9984448
Wait, didn't she already died in that fic ?

>>9984597
No, actually, she was just in the process, and getting worse. The last part was a cliffhanger.

>>9982585
How long did it take to write just out of curiosity

>>9984119
Why doesn’t Kiara just tell Mio that she can’t help? I don’t see the need to go around murdering people because you decided to reveal your secrets to them when you really didn’t have to in the first place. Not trying to pick a fight, just curious.

>>9984868
Week or two. Lot of agonizing and going back to spruce stuff up.

>>9984979
If she refuses, it would not look good for her. Everyone in Hololive would hate her because she could easily help but decided against it. So her option was instead to murder the only person who knew Kiara was supposed to help, that being Mio herself. With Mio out of the way, she won't have to worry about refusing and looking like a dick.

>>9985232
>With Mio out of the way, she won't have to worry about refusing and looking like a dick.
Surely murdering Mio will make her look far worse than her refusal?

>>9985112
Sugoi
You must be a professional writer or something

>>9985232
Wouldn't murdering Mio cause even more trouble since she mysteriously disappeared and Kiara just suddenly shows up with a way to transplant some bone marrow and surely they can trace the DNA of that transplant back to Mio?

>>9983772
That doesn’t make any sense though? I’m not shitting on them but we have about the same amount of stories total yet our stories on average are longer so we probably have more words total.

>>9985511
>>9985589
Not if no one knows that she was murdered or that Kiara was there. At least, that was the idea... as per how the transplant will happen, that's still in the works. I mostly write this on the moment, not really thinking of what's next, thus these ideas contradict past actions. I have some that might work tho. Mio dissapearing naturally will be a plot point.

>>9985520
Not by any stretch of the imagination. I've been writing for 4chan under various aliases for years and, and before that with some other things, taking some smut commissions between that, but I'm not a professional. I know comparing myself to others accomplishes nothing, but this place has some sincerely outstanding authors I'd sooner believe are pros who come here on their time off.

>>9985637
Maybe we have 10 lord of the rings then.

>>9985791
>taking some smut commissions between that
How much do I need to pay you for an extra-non-canon Kanata Holofantasy ALT chapter?

>>9985791
damn it archive anon
how much do i need to pay to get that matsuri outline written
it literally haunts my dreams, i want to read it so bad

>>9982005
honoured! i hope you enjoyed it!

>>9985885
>>9985987
None. Don't take commissions much anymore. Lack of free time, mercurial motivation, variety of other factors; makes it unappealing and leaves a sour taste in my mouth. If I ever get around to either of those, it'll be free. I've thought of Kanata, but if I did that, it would be after the main party gangbang one I started awhile back, but the main gist of that sort of got co-opted into the Coco one. More than that, I still need to work long and hard at figuring out how to capture Kanata's personality better. I'm not happy with how she came out, entirely. The Matsuri one is also on the "do this eventually" list. Funnily enough, there seems to be some sort of scrapped Noel /ss/ chilling in my Pastebin. I have no memory of writing this.

>>9985885
Better yet, ArchiveAnon smut from the man himself. Extra payment for detailing how many times he got uncomfortably hard during the writing process

Does anyone have that one haachama/haato fanfic where it ended with haachama cooking haato baby on stream during haachama cooking

>>9986023
Sorry anon... I don't remember much of it. Not because it was bad or anything, I remember tugging away at my dick but pausing as the story finished before I could nut. I heard some anons saying stuff about Omelas after that I think. I'm not a big fan of anal so that's most likely why, but I was also confused, having just joined the thread, I think your link was the first thing I saw. I have no clue what was the first story I nutted to, I remember searching for a Risu story and nothing that great came up. Then futa, no results. After that? No clue...though i remember I read the Holofantasy Fubuki chapter I think, I probably nutted to that? I dunno, maybe the dice stuff was too distracting.

>>9986202
Got your back.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRfpoeJlfT_SOLYnZI1EIoduksIm5BylWNoWaEnIeecTVEXODYeZPLxaiQ0q51iuOQx7Td_-JZn4rAO/pub

>>9983717
Do people even work off that list It just feels like a memory hole most of the time. I'll toss the Lamy - Noel Milk idea in there at least.

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With Lamy being so eager to get Noel's milk the snow elf decides getting a bottle of it isn't enough and wants to get it from the tap
Lamy x Noel, F/F, Lactation, Cowgirl(?)

>>9986105
yeah, it be like that... no wuckers, mate, totally understand
nobody ever accepts my bribes ; ;

>>9986233
that's fair, it's not for everyone. thanks at least for giving it a read.

>>9986233
Ah, yes, you must be talking about Omelas 8

observe suisei's sexuality

>>9987497
Anon...the board colour...

>>9987497
He's gone...but not forgotten...

>>9987535
>Want to see lewd
>Go to nyafuu
>Search "The board color"
>Doesn't show up
>Look carefully at the spelling
>Color is spelled with a 'u'
Fuck you

>>9987535
>>9988012
>>9988299
NOT YET!
GAZE UPON SUISEI'S EMINENT SEXUALITY!
https://mega.nz/folder/2ixkWboL#CC3KM2WWQpO1tMKZQgesfg

>>9988405
TAKESHI'S BLESSING?

>>9982585
Anon 40k words for a single chapter is pretty much at the border for practicality in terms of length.
Someone who'd even want to dethrone that for length would either have to inflate their word count via quest/game mechanics (no offence), or 'cheat' the word count by just updating the file rather than posting a new document link

>>9986247
Thanks anon may godchama bless you

>>9989439
Fair. Funnily enough, the game mechanic stuff is meant to be kept pretty light flavor wise. Overall, I think stuff relating to combat is actually pretty insubstantial in the actual main story. I didn't want to make it a number nightmare to read. I'm sure the log itself must add at least 700 words give or take; I'll check it later. I stayed up all night like an idiot and I'm going to bed in the meantime. I'll update the archive then.

>>9979557
This is a really good interesting starting point for a series. I think I've actually said this before when you posted chapter 2 but if you can keep up this quality for your 'first arc' you'll make something really great.
>>9984119
This series ran out of shock after the 2nd posting and Mio's death here really doesn't work at regaining that same vibe. I'm sure it probably works better reading it all at once but serialized like this it just feels like a dying man limping to the end.

>>9916169
You have been a slave for most of your life. When you're sold for the 5th time to a new master, you ended up at one of the top houses of mages – and becoming a personal servant to a young lady by the name of Rushia. You have fallen in love with Rushia since the moment you've met her because of how kind she is compared to your previous owners, but because of your status, you knew that a relationship between you two could only ever be a dream. Beside, someone as great as her couldn't have possibly be interested in a lowly servant like you.... or so it seems.

Good Morning /wg/
I want to FUCK Polka?

>>9993927
Yes

>>9993927
No.

You want to FUCK Botan

>>9989890
I mean my point was more directed towards anyone thinking of trying to dethrone that holofantasy chapter as the biggest since the sheer amounts of words needed to become bigger than that chapter is kind of daunting, even if they could 'cheat' at the word count with gameplay text like in quests (the /qst/ or forum kind)

>>9993927
>>9994012
I want to fuck both.

>>9994955
Based

>>9984048
Some rough back of the napkin estimations make me say that wg had generated upwards of 2.5 million words.

That’s assuming an average of 5000 words per entry which I feel is a good number to balance out the insanely long fics and the ten line green texts.

We as a whole have written the equivalent of around 4.5- 5 lord of the rings (including the hobbit).

>>9916169
You, a humble chicken farmer, have been dealing with nightly raids on your livestock for almost a week straight. Losing one hen a night is becoming quite costly, and it's clear to you now that a predator has sourced your farm as a prime hunting ground. You move all your animals inside for the night and lay a trap - a simple rope-and-stick tripwire which'll cause the door of the hen coop to shut behind it. You bid farewell to Dorothy, a sickly hen, and leave her inside the coop as bait, then go to sleep.

Sure enough, you awake to the sound of scratching and banging at wooden walls, and upon investigation, you find a bewildered young foxgirl with blood on her face and feathers scattered everywhere. She's clearly been raised as a wild child, and doesn't seem to communicate in anything but a series of growls and grunts. You've caught the perpetrator, but what to do with her?

A) Adopt her as a pet-slash-daughter. Foxgirls have similar intelligence to humans and can think past their animal instincts, so you spend your days teaching her how to speak and work the farm. Taking to civilization like a duck to water, within a year you've got yourself a fantastic farmhand and perhaps a blushing bride.

B) Adopt her as a pet, but don't teach her the ways of human communication. You've got a thing for animal girls and you'd prefer she play the part. Establishing boundaries and obedience, you quickly found her to be a loyal guardfox and, in mating season, an incredible bedwarmer...

C) Adopt her as a pet of sorts, although she would say differently if she knew how to speak. Keep her locked inside a chain-link enclosure and have her repay your lost chickens with her body for the rest of her life.

D) Just shoot her brains out.

This isn't a CYOA, it's a multi-ended prompt. You could disregard all of these ideas and do something else too.

It's a bit late in the thread, so I'll post it again next thread too.

>>9996973
That’s actually a pretty interesting prompt. Personally my favorites are endings a and b

>>9997241
Really? Damn, and here I thought D) would be most popular.

>>9986105
>Funnily enough, there seems to be some sort of scrapped Noel /ss/ chilling in my Pastebin. I have no memory of writing this.
It's such a powerful desire that it manifests itself on one's hard drive

>>9996973
If I could write longer stories I would probably write ending B.

>>9997333
>>9997241
B is my personal favourite too.

>>9996973
Pet wife, daughter wife, we need 'em ALL!

new thread
>>9998107

>>9998046
I wonder how many variants of this one could come up with.

So, was the shitposter the one who was kicked out of /oo/? He made his exodus really quickly when they came and it was brought up.

>>9998427
Not a damned clue, I don't visit Chronii's general. I just hope he isn't lying and stays gone.

>>9998427
>>9998553
Just ignore him Anon. The guy will masturbate out of the scrap of attention people give him.