/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWBPl1gkbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg8nofaPsz0

I don't wanna use the Towa OP. Can someone make a new one?

>>9758165

>iofi openly wanting to get wallslammed by her viewers
Why is daisenpai's little sister such a whore??

SEX! with Luna.

0% battery

>>9757416
>>9757608
>>9757635
>The theme states that "Raphael has the most attitude on the team", like most incarnations of him. Raphael has an extremely short temper and is very hot-headed. He is brawny and aggressive, Raph loves fighting and does not care particularly if he is injured (thus his rather beat-up shell and mask) and does not like it when Donnie or Leo come up with very complicated, extravagant plans. If it were up to him, they would simply, in his own words, "bust some heads" and ask questions later. Raphael is extremely sarcastic and likes to make fun of his brothers, often coming up with very smart-mouthed remarks. Although Michelangelo is considered the funniest of the team, Raphael is the most sarcastic. He is also the most relentless of the turtles, his relentless ferocity makes him a deadly fighter.

>Despite all this, Raph does have a soft side, (though it is rarely, if ever, displayed). Though he would never admit it, he is a very good person and loves his brothers and Sensei dearly. He would do anything to protect them, but he would never admit it in order to stay "hardcore" and to protect his pride. He tends to have a soft side for his pet turtle Spike, whom he adores. On rare occasions he even has a soft side towards Mikey, as seen in "New Friend, Old Enemy" and "New Girl in Town." And also in "The Wrath of Tiger Claw." he even hugs Mikey, considering he is the youngest, and therefore his baby brother.

>Raph often lets his impulsiveness get in the way of rational thinking. In fact, Raphael thinks the least out of all his brothers (aside from Mikey). His temper, in a way, gives him a boost in his skills which helps him out in battle. The problem though, he often gets into situations without thinking. His temper and rash decisions often causes problems, not only for the team, but for himself. He was not able to cope as the leader as he cannot stand to risk his brothers, preferring to risk himself. He is fiercely loyal to those he cares about, and will not give up on them

holy shit why

>bunch of Ame chat regulars in Fauna's chat today
Kind of interesting since I think Ame and Fauna are analogues in a lot of ways

>>9758174
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87610599

>>9758176
Damn, Matsuri ghosted THAT?

Hypothetical situation.
Ignoring the logistics, imagine that in 2 days, we will get full 3D sessions/concerts from HoloEN gen 1 and both ID gens at the Hololive 3D studio, with guests from HoloJP, culminating in a final 3D presentation involving all of the Hololive branches.
What would you be willing to sacrifice for this to happen?

>>9758174
She learned it from her big sister, anon

Hey

jesas

>>9758194
what?

>>9757924
>Towa OP
Shit thread

Moomer general global

>>9758185
I saw some KFP too, there is a weird mix in Fauna's chat but seems to be comfy

>>9758195
they're prerecorded and lip synced and gura has a real karaoke on that day so i'll pass

>>9758174
She has a healthy and natural heterosexual libido, just like oneechan

>>9758174
Erofi...

>>9757987
私もイナが大好き!

>>9758195
>It's just an objectively bad concert all around

Mori is gonna have Nene-levels of wacky movement when she gets true 3D.

Okay I've finally decided after sampling all of them that Fauna is my definitive council-oshi. It's VOD time.

The medical procedure video in the last thread reminded me when I used to look for pediatric gigantomastya report cases to get my fill of IRL oppai loli

pls rember

Been out of the loop on HoloEN stuff for a bit. Is the TTRPG series starting up again sometime soon?

God I wish that was me.
Genuinely.

>>9758195
Nothing, I’m willing to wait for it to happen organically. Too soon after the end of the anniversary and you can’t appreciate either.

>>9758225
>>9758185
>KFP and Teamates
>Kiara's my oshi and Ame is my second favorite Myth
>Fauna's my favorite Council
This is making too much sense

>>9758185
I've seem regulars from across fandoms, though I recognised a lot more Chumbuds and Takos in Mumei's chat.

>towa thread

>>9758174
What part of EROfi don't you undastando?

Really looking forward to her karaoke.

>>9758245
hey glowies, this one right here

towasex

>mumei had to cut the stream short because her boyfriend wanted to fuck her

GIWTWM

>>9758185
Nothing else to watch than Mumei and Fauna since Ame cancelled.

>>9758195
Just seeing Risu and Gura in 3D is something I'd be sacrificing for

>>9758195
One of my Nieces/Nephews.

>>9758245
Based.

>>9758185
Fauna is pro-unity and teamates are into that

>>9758249
22nd, probably 21st NA time.

Polka!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhgQ_C_jaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACImtqaabpw

>>9758195
A $20 bill from the 1980s, half a container of Whey, 3 Mary Calendar meat pies, and the Brussel sprouts my mommy keeps trying to feed me.

>>9758253
Mumei got the Moefags and Saviofags, so that's not a surprise, instead, Fauna got people who actually watch streams.

>>9758275
dont need to wish THAT IS ME

>>9758194
Festival is a fool to not fuck Luna when she had the chance.

>>9758253
I saw a lot of regular deadbeats too

I have a controversial statement to make.
I am a Reine enjoyer.

So which JP Holos would have the bigger compatibility with each Council member

>>9758245
If a court finds that you found sexual gratification in depictions of nude minors that ostensibly is not sexual and is just educational, you can personally still be found guilty of posessing/consuming child pornography.
Abayo, nigga.

God why does every single Holo just glow of sex appeal??? DO THEY ALL WANT ME TO BECOME SEX???

If we do get Holo ES, they better invest more in the hips game (maybe more ass)...short stacks too.

>>9758293
Don't forget this! Its almost to 1M!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrS_3gRdrg
Its my favorite cover of hers, honestly. Her "wa-ha-ha-ha"s are so good.

>>9758245

>>9758185
It's almost like Fauna was the only one streaming.

>>9758312
Based Reine enjoyer

>>9758245
is that legal

>>9758216
The height difference in Mumei's stream really makes it look like Fauna is her mom.

>>9758314
Check their Zodiac for your answer

>>9758289
>Teamates
>Pro unity
Until someone critiques Ame and their first instinct is to throw everyone under the bus

>>9758245
I'm not looking that up.

>>9758174

https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1437643349108822023?s=20

>>9758299
It's funny how hard Subaru stole Luna's affection after all the shit with Matsuri happened.

Eat your vanilla ice cream.

>>9758245

>>9758181
>It is revealed in Cockroach Terminator that Raph suffers from Katsaridaphobia (a fear of roaches).
MORI IS A FUCKING NINJA TURTLE

Which holo is most likely to swallow the 48-inch-oled-tv-as-a-monitor pill?

>>9758312
Watching her sperg about mechanical keyboards is very cute

>>9758349
Excuse me, where the fuck did you get that picture of me?

>>9758245

>>9758349
Me on the left

>>9758245
Anon, seek professional help. Seriously.

How were my wives' streams today?

>>9758354
But I'm eating chocolate ice cream

>>9758366
going shopping to buy mechanical keyboards with your significantly older girlfriend

>>9758340
I've never been so happy to be a Virgo.
>Ame, Peko, Risu, Oga, Botan, Reine, Kanata, Sora, and Ina

>>9758350
>I'm always bothering the management with my reckless comments, but they usually accept my imitations of Blackbeard, so One Piece is a god!
I wish the translate tweet button would use deepl.

>>9758377
Comfy rrat.

>>9758267
>>9758315
>>9758328
>>9758334
>>9758344
>>9758357
>>9758370
Where the fuck did you all came from? This place loves cute and funny.

>>9758245
Now I couldn't possibly imagine someone honestly confessing to something like this in a thread full of 2D lolicons and not expect to be immediately thrown under the bus, but I can get surprised sometimes

>>9758374
He's already watching professional videos, you want him to start HELPING in those procedures?

>>9758376
Chris and Aloe haven't streamed at all...

>>9758354
I am already eating vanilla ice cream right now
What more do you want?

>>9758341
sounds like everyone desu, except chumbuds of course

>>9758312
Autoplay led me to her and I'm really enjoying her BGM. Is it new?

>>9758397

Now that Reine is the only one streaming, merakyats are getting kind of cocky, huh? Guess it's up to me to remind them.
https://files.catbox.moe/w9bjpk.mp4

>>9758409
Yeah, here's eight reasons why Gura is the number one vtuber in the world.

>>9758099

When HoloEN started making waves, I instantly knew there would be a thread on 4chan about it. Took me all of five minutes to find it. Turns out every other oldfag who was interested in HoloEN had the exact same instinct. For those first days when /hlgg/ split off, right around the debut, the thread was almost entirely oldfags from boards all across 4chan. It was pretty nostalgic, a lot of OC happened, bait posts routinely got zero replies, and I like to think we set down at least a little culture that persist to this day.
t. arrived in 2006

>>9757987
i love ina too!

I want Towa to sit on my face

>>9758397
Semi-ironic anime cute and funny is a massive step down from ______

>>9758411
New since the new outfit

>>9758354
I dipped a bunch of butter cookies into vanilla ice cream a few days ago. Think I ODed on sugar or something because just thinking about sweets makes me nauseous again

>>9757924
Whore

>>9758351
I wouldn't even say Subaru stole it, it just kind of developed naturally when Choco, Shuba, Luna became a trinity. Since then Luna has wanted to fuck the shit outta Subaru while, Subaru is still a bit embarassed about things like that.
It's cute as fuck.

>>9758341
teamates are the most pro-unity fanbase. they're forced to police the thread when other fanbases start acting up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5r8B1fDB8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y8oIuEkqQs

>>9758185
>>9758225
>>9758253
>>9758305
You people actively keep track of individuals in specific chuubas' stream chats?

I'm getting scared

>>9758441
How many phones does this oni own?

>>9758341
>>9758409
dunno, recently deadbeats just write 't. deadbeat' and tell them to fuck off
also bait against other girls dies pretty quickly in the split

>>9758397
That's not cute and funny, that's a crime I'm not going to publicly implicate myself in.
Not really a fan of oppai loli either

>>9758425
Everyone who is tired of /pol/kids discussion and low tier memes from discord went here to chill, i saw that mostly, the average age seems to be from 23 to 31 years old from the old posters.

>>9758354
Does your favorite flavor of ice cream reflect in the porn you watch?

>>9758446
This is peak delusion.

What 3dpd means?

>>9758454
to be fair, kfp practically wear nametags

>>9758448
How come Flare is popular but Sana is not?

>>9758434
Do you know the name of it?

>>9758457
deadbeats literally seethe their asses off whenever people call Ame the protag of EN and not Mori

>>9758454
No, I just watch Mori's sc readings and hear the same names over and over, you start to recognize them after a year.

>>9758454
Your mistake was chatting in the first place.
I just use /hlgg/ as a chat substitute.

>>9758389
>gets to have a threesome with Tenshi and Daisenpai
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>9758454
I'm more surprised that people actually read the chat.

>>9758454
When you hear someones name at least 5 times in every superchat read its hard not to

>>9758421
Make sure your doors are locked

>>9758458
Based
>spoiler
but also gay

>>9758440
Imagine.

https://youtu.be/Bp78UIOLXA4?t=936

>>9758397
Only when it's a classy artwork hobby and an aesthetic.
Child abuse laws exist for good reason.

>>9758245
>pediatric = for kids
>giganto = beeg
>mastya = booba
good thing I took that geek-latin class in highschool

I will learn chinese pronunciation so I can more effectively make up words with intent to make fun of them

>>9758454
I've been watching my oshi for a year. Of course I would remember names of consistent SCers/chatters

>>9758454
I mean it's just basic, general pattern recognition, Anonchama...

>>9758472
Has Sana gone on stream to yell "I DON'T HAVE DARK BLOOD IN MY VEINS" yet?

>>9758397
>going for 3d
>ever
anon...

>>9758478
Kiara is the protag, let's be honest.
t. KFP

>>9758454
No, i'm very active in chat, so i know my kind
t. KFP

I acquired the forbidden knowledge and now I can't help but superimpose roommates on their Hololive models when I fap

>>9758350
Fuck, I never thought a holostar would be my oshi, but I can't ignore a One Piece reference

>>9758478
ogey

>>9758465
It means you need to go back

>>9758472
Anon.... Poor underrated Flare is the least popular of her Gen.

>>9758508
It passes. Just choose to forget about it.

>>9758248
why should I rember if I can enjoy the same thing repeatedly as if it was new if I just forgor every time?

Ame...

>>9758454
I do, I keep track of the SC and twitter accounts too, not like chumbat but yeah

>>9758216
How many of Kiara's llamas have been killed now?

>>9758176
https://files.catbox.moe/l1f4p5.webm

>>9758489

>>9758472
Flare is the least popular member of 3-kisei by a large margin. She also doesn't speak with an accent that I guess a lot of people don't like. Not sure about that one. I like Sana's accent.

>>9758474
Unfortunately no, her description leads to a different BGM too, this one might be from dova

>>9758508
It goes away eventually.
t. KFP

I have decided to stop thinking

>>9758454
There is an anon here that records every single chat message sent by every single chatter in every single HoloEN stream

Be thankful he only uses it to figure out how much each chat vtuber's chat overlaps with the others.

>>9758454
i have hundreds of megabytes of gura's chat logs in on-premises storage and i find all kinds of interesting people in there

>>9758454
If you hear their names enough, and they are constantly commenting in chat, it's hard to not notice them in other chats (especially those with KFP names). That's how i found out that a handful of deadbeat paypigs (including some /here/) weren't membered to Kiara or Ina during the TTRPG streams.

>>9758454
Yes that's right anon I know where you live, get ready to wear a Shion costume

>>9758494
Good luck. There's actually a very small number of syllables in Mandarin Chinese. The variation comes from the 4 tones.
There's a flat tone, rising tone, falling-and-then-partially rising tone, and a falling tone.

>>9758492
Come now nigger that's not some obscure use of words

Just freed myself from the shackles of college assignments, how was the FauMei stream?

>>9758478
And whenever someone mentioned Ame got both Kiara & Gura.

>>9758478
t. deadbeat
fuck off

>>9758544
bro you're worse than that guy on IRC who keeps logs forever

>>9758511
https://streamable.com/n441br

>>9758508
>le forbidden knowledge xdd
Fuck off

gurape

>>9758459
For as shit as this thread can get, it still hasn't had shit like wojaks get normalized and has a pretty distinct culture. It remains the best place to talk about Hololive.

>>9758571
i have some really old IRC logs too!

>>9758559
>t. schizomate

>>9758535
>https://files.catbox.moe/l1f4p5.webm
my nigga

>>9758575
Why did she do it

>>9758543
This makes me want to get my hands on his data and train an AI to identify who is /here/ which I actually think would not be especially difficult.

>>9758554
You think I'm joking? I was well aware (fifteen minutes ago)

>>9758572
I find it hilarious when he just randomly uses English, especially to say shit like LET'S FUCKING GO

>>9758389
Lucky bastard

>>9758508
can redditors please die

>>9758584
Stop reading the thread, Fauna.

>>9758296
>Saviofags
saving from WHAT

>>9758397
>3D

>>9758568
Gura as a giraffe

>>9758421
Fucking KFP

>>9758596
ina ina inaaaaaaa...

>>9758341
thanks for the feedback lol

I wish I could have sex

>>9758607
herself

>>9758464
if any other fanbase held the majority, threads would be objectively worse.
teamates control /hlgg/ with an iron but fair fist

>>9758607
The IED...

>>9758454
I have a spreadsheet dox of all the top commenters in EN's chat.

>>9758624
me too...

>>9758508
This isn't a genuine post

>>9758599
an old one
https://streamable.com/tj6tbu

>>9758607
Herself

>>9758543
Is this an offshoot of the lyger schizo matsuri monitor?

>>9758454
I wonder if anybody laughs at me for closely following/chatting in streams for four different chuubas but only ever membering for IRyS

>>9758607
cover is a black company

>>9758596
The problem I had when learning it back in the day was differentiating between the second and third tones.
There's also "tone sandhi" which is when a tone changes to a different one when it's next to other tones.
For example, the third tone becomes the fourth tone when it comes after another third tone.

>>9758454
Literally only the ones that are active in Risu's member streams. Those ones I keep an eye out for

>>9758632
a golden trash bag is still a trash bag, teamate

>>9758591
I don't think it'd be particularly useful either.

Why is there no corn in MC yet?

All the HomoEN talk last thread has made me seriously consider becoming a 2view just on the off chance that I get picked up and can finally give people enjoyable and varied streams
Plus I already talk to myself while I game anyways, might as well stream it out to the void

>>9758632
This place will be the best when everyone becomes a yukimin

>>9758599
Is Astel the biggest westaboo in Holopro?

>>9758675
idk, ask Notch

>>9758454
I'm a newfag and can surely recognize green tea on purple. Listen to a few streams and some names kind of repeat.

>>9758675
Good afternoon Pako

>>9758581
This is the only good fast thread on 4chan. Stomped out /pol/posting, even on election day, even on 9/11. Always calls newfags retarded for letting anonymous posters on a iranian uranium-refining forum influence their opinions.

>>9758675
>t. pako

>>9758675
I remember Jeb planned to add Corn so that you could make Nachos

>>9758671
Oh it would not be useful in any way at all but that's the truth for >80% of my programming projects.

>>9758659
Rules like that don't surprise me, to me the third tone is strange because I can't discern a rise sometimes so it just sounds like a flat low tone. Glad I'm not actually learning chinese but it's interesting nonetheless

>>9758633
ooh i'm dying to see mine

>>9758591
I type the same way in my oshi's chat, my sentences are a lot shorter due to the nature of youtube chat speed.

>>9758706
>election day
Hell there wasn't even much need to stomp it out, almost all of them actually fucked off to /pol/ on their own. That was one of the comfiest days in /hlgg/

I really like this

>>9758687
As long as you do it for fun and not with any serious expectations of getting anywhere, because there's way more chance of you having 0 viewers than even getting, like, 10 viewers.

>>9758659
That sounds autistic and awful to learn. Now consider that most people are going to slur their words and not bother with proper pronounciation 90% of the time.
t. chink

I have risen from the ashes, which VOD should I prioritize between Gura, Ame, and Fauna?

>Nene SC reading in 2 hours
She just did SC reading yesterday

>>9758738
This, and thank to that, we got the Ayamefag being a Chileanfag

>>9758742
Am i a schizo (inb4 yes) or Reine loves Kiara a lot?

>>9758706
>calls newfags retarded
You guys could have told me that the Mori "its just one stream" copypasta was a huge fucking joke.
I swear I fell hard for that one.

DEBIRU GUIDE MY COCK!

>>9758425
This. I left a few years back when election tourists turned /tg/ to shit, and came back because I wanted to see what people had to say about a citypop shark.

>>9758483
This is truly the ultimate way to partake in the Hololive experience. I've been enjoying watching anime girls for my entire life with a one-way relationship- why the fuck would I want to actually speak to a woman?

>>9758508
Just don't be a schizo who can't separate fantasy and reality

>>9758757
Gura, although you can probably skip most of the clipshow watching along.

>>9758723
Yeah, speakers sometimes only pronounce half of the third tone, and I swear I've heard some only pronounce the falling part, and some only pronounce the rising part.
I think the trick is where the pitch starts from.
The second tone rises all the way up, and the fourth tone falls all the way down, quite suddenly, so if a tone starts about halfway and rises (or falls), then it's possibly the third tone.
I am nowhere near fluent of course; it's just an observation I've made

>>9758757
Ame is fun for watching the pure cringe underneath Ame trying her absolute best to never crack (spoiler: she does, but only two or three times), Gura is a must-watch because she basically takes off her limiters related to management and some of her frustrations a few times throughout the stream, Fauna/Mumei is fun but not particularly must-watch.

>>9758783
You are not, they both like each other

>>9758675
I would love if they implemented corn, the main mechanic to differentiate it from other harvest-able crops would be that you would need to domesticate it first like the ancient civilizations had to, manually selecting the best, varying yield would be enough

Gura's ahoge...

>>9758786
...anon. It had /v/ style spacing bleeding out the ass. If you didn't catch that, that's on you.

>>9758687
It really does seem like it'd be an exciting job but don't underestimate how stressful it is and how much work you'll be doing on and off air for comparatively much less pay if Homostars are anything to go by. Not to mention that it really has to be something you have a passion for if you're going to be a 2view. And you'll probably have to work on your stage (camera?) presence since most people are awkward starting out in front of a camera and juggling games/performance with chat interaction. Good luck.

>>9758748
How can you tell when someone is using the third tone in casual conversation? How would you describe it?

>>9758813
It also needs to grow either 2 or 3 high.

>>9758821
>chat interaction
might not have to worry about that part

Is it just me or does senchou sound a lot like kaguya luna

holy shit...

>>9758783
Reine likes Ina way more.
Same with Nene.

does anyone have the Worms thumbnail where Ame and Gura have swapped clothes?

>>9758841
True. I suppose a lot of people don't even really get the opportunity to go that far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPf061GidQE
Didn't Rushia stop after failing to beat Sans? Does that mean immediate sufferkino?

>>9758817
Management denied us an ahoge...
On the bright side the rigger wouldn't have been able to rig it properly so it's whatever.

>>9758454
>Never chatted
>Never SC'd
>Never membered
>Never Subbed
>Stolen laptop
>Neighbor's internet
Maybe then, you'll be free of anxieties.

>>9758848
Your hearing reps...

>Internet went out for about 40 mins right as I was typing in Fauna's chat about Japanese accents and other stuff
Did I miss anything else or did she stop literally within 5 mins after her last superchat?

>>9758706
Early /cvg/ when Covid was still isolated in China were the best fast threads I've ever seen. It felt like you were part of a movie pandemic movie.

>>9758508
>the forbidden knowledge
You just blow in from reddit? Regardless do a flip off your rooftop.

>>9758607
mental disability
lost her legs in Iraq

>>9758864
I thought she had moved it to members only streams, good to see she'll continue

>>9758887
go back

>the only streams live right now are Reine's superchat reading and another Twelve Minutes stream
>nobody's made a new /fps/ thread yet so I have nowhere to yell about how cute Hinano is in her karaoke right now

>>9758293
>>9758327
I love Polka's voice so much
but I have traveled far and now I must sleep
OYAPOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ddBzuaHhW4
Her voice is so tender and warm in this song.. so delicate... I feel at peace when I hear her voice.

https://youtu.be/qgMKIdy4qjg?t=2634
So now that it's confirmed Gura had run ins with stalkers, which one of you faggots was it?

>>9758908
Make one yourself then dummy

>>9758860

In alternatr universe.
Gura get Calli avatar and Calli get Gura avatar. I can't imagine UUUOOOHHHing calli... The voice just doesn't fit

>>9758917
thanks

>Moona is streaming Tales Of tomorrow
Is this the latest arc?

>>9758687
I couldn't see myself going anywhere far. I DESPISE any shit that's in the top 20 on twitch and I certainly don't have the personality to fake being your stereotypical streamer either. I kind of want to try it though, it's always been a nagging thought in the back of my head.

I think you guys should start kissing each other

>>9758920
go to sleep, Pjotr

>>9758245
I'm honestly very curious now but I will refrain.

>>9758913
Wouldn't someone from >here have bragged about it by now? Must've been some reddit fuck.

>>9758900
nah those were the only good threads that board ever had

>>9758934
No >we shouldnt, that's gay

>>9758913
I doubt thats what she meant by that

You have 1 second to explain why you're not watching Towa, who is in the top 2 cutest Hololives that are live.

>>9758934
Not right now.

>>9758913
Or she's just talking about the time someone gave her traced emotes. This place is more neurotic about doxx than reddit and twitter.

>>9758934
Who? Ayamefriend and joseph? Yes I think they should start making out.

>>9758913
Doesn't necessarily mean that, I understood it as people trying to take advantage of her. Could be online or not, might not even be Gura related.

>>9758913
She's probably talking about the traced emotes.

>>9758928
>New arc is a story-heavy game
God, it's Sakunny all over again...

>>9758956
I wouldn't even give 12 minutes to watch 12 minutes again

>>9758821
Well I already have a job so I wouldn't care about how little money I make, if any at all.
>>9758929
That's why I'm going in with the mentality of being a 2view. I stream myself having fun with the games I play. People wanna watch? Cool, take a seat. Nobody wants to watch and I have 0 viewers? Still cool, I'm already having fun with my autism simulators or whatever

>>9758913
i want to find these so-called "not so nice people" and kill them

>>9758963
>>9758967
>the traced emotes.
Oh lord the horror

>>9758889
Why are all the Southern babes in Hololive so powerful?

>>9758967
It was that obvious or something?

>>9758956
I refuse to watch another Twelve Minutes stream

>>9758760
I'm sure she's fine, she's not gonna go menhera
And she's DEFINITELY not gonna fall the watame hole

>>9758974
>>9758989
You're not watching 12 minutes, you're watching 1 Towa!

>>9758956
I am watching her, she's on the part that every girl I've watched so far has gotten stuck on.

>>9758928
It’s a sponsored stream.

>>9758913
Gigguk and connor

>>9758632
Honestly? With stuff like this, Teamates deserve to be on top.

I love chumbuds, but their protectiveness of Gura would not make for a good ruling characteristic.
I love takodachis, but they're a little too okay with letting other tribes fight each other while they sit back out of the fight.
I love KFP, but they really don't have time to run the thread, they need to take care of Kiara.
I love deadbeats, but alluding to forbidden knowledge would become too normalised.

The teamates' flaw is their blind devotion to Amelia, with their hot-and-cold "love her, then hate her, then love her again" mood swings. But Amelia is strong enough to weather it (and even sass them back) and she tends to direct their energies towards decently noble causes.

>>9758991
>watame hole
What the fuck is a watame hole?

>>9758928
Risu too, it's a sponsorship as well

Why are these girls so cute? What exactly is wrong with them?

>>9758687
Becoming a homo is literally the best way to isolate yourself from your oshi. A paypig or any content creator has a better chance than a homo

>>9758956
I don't watch blue Holos

>>9759010
I don't even think there's enough KFP to run these threads desu

>>9759016
I dunno, but they ought to stop it.

>>9758983
It's pretty eye opening for her that people that come to her and give her stuff can't be fully trusted. I imagine there were other ones we haven't seen although alluded to. She did have a lot of trouble organizing stuff before starting work on Reflect so wouldn't surprise me if some people gave her the runaround.

>>9759017
Good thing I don't have an oshi lol

What's with the Undertale arc? Did Fubuki kidnap a bunch of JP girls and brainwash them?

>>9758999
>>9759015
Do indos even have a PS4 to play it?

>>9758783
They like each other a lot, yes, what’s wrong with that? Is that supposed to be a controversial take or something? They’ve collabed a lot, Kiara even was Reine’s first senpai collab

>>9759017
My oshi is an indie, so I think it'd be the opposite in my case.

>>9758976
If you have the free time for it, go for it. You could make it work, and then you'd have the prerequisite to try and become a Homo if the opportunity presented itself.

i figured out who fauna REALLY is...

>>9758760
She split her SC reading into two days because she's writing each superchatter's name on screen using her cute handwriting, and last time she did this kind of SC read it was 10 hours long.

>>9759010
>hits pipe

Is being a teamate the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a teamate. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are superchatting, membering and buying merch for at least 1 year solely so she can go and make a stream for all her genmates. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - leaving critical essays under her streams, making her go to doctors, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her about dangers of gluten, playing games with her. All of it has one simple result: her best stream is more enjoyable for the men that aren't even part of the fanbase.

Raised the perfect streamer? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random chumbud who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who watches only cause Gura is there.And in the worst case scenario, A FUCKING DEADBEAT gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you supported her.

As a man who became a teamate, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 1 year of your life simply to raise an idol for another fanbase to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>9759043
How poor do you think Indonesians are?

>>9758834
Well first off like I said in casual conversation people aren't gonna care about enunciating properly. Think like peppy Gura and chill, relaxed Gura; the latter has a drawl that puts you at ease, rather than energize you.

It's been a while since I last learned the language proper (homeschooled in chinese by my mom as a kid) but if I remember it right that's actually the rarest tone. Been going through conversational lingo in my head and I can't think of a common word that does the dip and rise; Most words are flat or rising tone.

Wait, I just thought of one; "What are you doing" is "你在做什么" with the last two kanji able to be replaced by a "Sha" word that's a dip-rise; if you go fast enough, the dip-rise turns into a flat tone.

>>9759043
they're not that poor anon

>>9759010
Irystocrats have no flaws or weaknesses

>>9758927
If you don't know, there's a fusion generator with a few choices. I think it has an open-source code somewhere

https://vaexenc.github.io/hololive-fusion-generator/

>>9759065
You are far far too young for this position, child...

>>9759049
That's what I assume is the goal for most people. If you want to be a Homo to get closer to your oshi then just give up.
I'd wanna be a Homo to make some new friends with whoever I'd debut with, and to give back to these threads with entertaining and varied streams

>>9759010
This reeks of self reply.
Also Chumbuds are the ones encouraging Gura to get out of her bubble, while teamates are mostly yes men that barely have weight in her decisions.

>>9758988

>>9759076
fucking what

>>9758978
They're everywhere, anon. You probably know them already. You could even be one of them. Many people are not-so-nice when it suits them.

>>9759058
>>9759062
Look man I don't know much about SEA to begin with, all I know is that their economy isn't exactly great.

>>9758983
Wasn't here for that. Any keywords to start dumpster diving the archives?

>>9758851
Marine has bants anon, Korone would laugh her ass off at this. Don't get upset at one mature woman on behalf of another mature woman who is friends with her.

After watching Selen play death loop I really don't think this is that great of a game to stream.

>>9758783
She teared up a bit after Kiara’s video message to her during her birthday which was cute.

>>9758967
>>9758963
I doubt she gave that much of a shit about the traced emotes.

>>9759048
Well yeah that's true, becoming a homo is suicide if your oshi is a holo but it migh be the best way if she is a 2view/shojo/niji/other company.

I'm the last teabrap

>>9759066
Get ready for the ultimate gosling experience

>>9759083
Twice in one evening bug boy? Heh.
I'll only say it once: Kaichou never lost

>>9759096
Pray tell anon, why's it not good?

Reine is neat.

>>9758912
I think it's my favorite of her recent karaoke songs.

>>9759051
>writing each superchatter's name on screen using her cute handwriting
Good thing I don't watch her livestreams, otherwise I would have turned into a damn Gosling

woah, Gura really love Vergile, at the beginning it seemed to me that she did not like this character

>>9759108
A naive detective is such a weird concept to consider

>>9758913
At least laws against stalkers in the states are way more aggressive than Japan. In Japan you'll get a small smack on the wrist.

I'm the last

>>9759102
This was recently debuted Gura. She was neurotic about everything.

>>9759017
>>9759103
My oshi is probably gay, I'd want to make her proud though

>>9759043
Kiara was suppose to get a ps5 for Tales of Arise but it got caught up in customs.
We could probably assume the same thing for any other sponsored stream, unless Kiara only got a ps5 for being the honorary original shill for the game.

>>9759103
>Apply to HomoEN
>Become RoberuEN
Literally no downsides.

>>9759122
yeah, exactly, gosling time

>>9759121
It was inevitable that she'd come around.

>>9759076
>Isreal
I like this rrat

>>9758834
Also kanji are a fucking nightmare. Give me pingying text and I can read it, but kanji make my eyes bleed. Add onto that that the exact same series pf pingying letters and tones can carry different meanings depending on the kanji used and you're starting to see why I stopped learning as a teen.

Don't do chinese, anon. It's bad for your sanity.

>>9759111
>uno y uno y uno
It's true

>>9759115
Repetitive, mostly just a sneak and headshot game, world is nowhere near as interesting as prey

>>9759108
>Not the kino experience.

>>9759080
I wouldn't even attempt to get near my oshi, I'd be thinking about
>my job
>my oshi's job
>the fans
You have to know your place beforehand, which should be common knowledge.

I will be the last chumbud

Why is Fauna's VOD missing?

>>9759155
I stole it

>>9759155
>he doesn't know about the yab

>>9759093
She talked about it on stream a long time ago. You can probably find her mentioning it at the beginning of one of her streams when she was talking about her first emotes

>>9759155
She burned herself

>>9759155
I stole it

>>9759143
I read a review saying the game has objective markers like Skyrim and that disabling them makes it a lot less linear and fun, does that seem true?

>>9759016
This part was also so adorable.
>Maybe because you are my precious?

After a while I stopped thinking

>>9759066
Nigga, your machine broke, it's all Sora, what do you mean?

>>9759102
Knowing Gura it probably haunted her for a considerable amount of time

>>9759115
Not him, but I think it's fine to stream.
The only bad part is there's a bunch of stuff you can miss, and a bunch of tutorials/text the girls will 100% skip and make the game harder on themselves cause' they're not paying attention to mechanics.

>>9759155
She forgot to unlist it
Here since thread is cozy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM2DjVNl1gY

>>9759155
https://youtu.be/QM2DjVNl1gY

>>9759155
Take your meds

>>9759134
and end up in animare's rape dungeon?

>>9759081
Teamates literally made Ame call a termite man, anon.

>>9759121
Am I being dogwhistled?
Same desu

https://streamable.com/cgumwz

>>9759177
If a holo disables the objective markers it will be impossible for their streamer ADHD brain to be able to complete anything in the game.

>>9759195
I love watamelon

>>9759102
Being 'cynical' implies you felt like you fell for someone's apparent sincerity or altruism and they betrayed it. The emotes are the clearest example of that we know of. Other things like, for example, stalkers and doxxers are clearly from the get-go untrustworthy and would not inspire become cynical unless you somehow thought they tracked you down because they absolutely had your best interests at heart.

>>9759195
Needs a man who sold the world soundpost

>>9759121
>MOTIVATED
>POWER
>No WOO HOO or other things for Dante
Dantekeks...

>>9759093
I remember she made a community post about it

>>9759203

>>9759185
>>9759187
Thank you, Anon.
>>9759186
Fuck you, Anon.

It was never the same after 'The Big Yab' incident...

>>9759190
That's only if you are as charismatic as him, but channeling half his charisma should get you some chuubas while not being chained to some rape dungeon.

>>9759143
I know a lot of people like to suck Dishonored's dick but Prey is the best Arkane game since Dark Messiah so I didn't expect Death Loop to be anything special to begin with. Guess it'll be fine to watch as long as Botan is having fun though.

>>9759143
You can play through the game without sneaking at all.
I saw a male play it in the morning who just ignored stealth.

>>9759190
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

>>9759016
They just cute

>>9759121
She actually likes Dante, but she knows chumbuds love Vergil

>>9759225
In case it happens a third time, use holodex's archive.

>>9759212
Fucking imagine if she followed Carson back in the day only for him to try and become relevant again by giving you a hundred bucks and being a twitter creep.

>>9759102
Traced emotes are a fucking big deal for Holos. The amount of artistic skill and effort that is freely given to Gura is mind-boggling, and those artists hate tracing with a passion. If she didn't take it seriously, she would burn a lot of the goodwill with the artistic community surrounding Hololive.

I want to see Gura's Skyrim VR with unlocked physics shenanigans... Fucking management...
Imagine her cute voice over the Index microphone that makes her sound extra bratty...

>>9759218
Dante doesn't have meme lines.

>>9759121
The fuck do you mean? She(redgura, her realself)'s literally just Vergil
She hates vergil because she sees herself in him

>>9759232
>spoiler
anon, you whore

>>9759220

>Reine wanted to play ZTD right away but decided to wait
She has no idea. It's cute and sad at the same time.

gookbuds are based

>>9759238
This is the strongest copium I've seen since Mumei's debut.

>>9759213
Somebody help since I'm not sure how to create one.

>Reine's going to play 12 minutes
we're all stuck in a timeloop where holos keep playing 12 minutes

>>9759202
She enabled emote popup and there was a decent amount of uoh.

I'd say yes, but I also need to take my medications.

>>9759179
Ina casually hittingng kiara in the head with the crowbar while saying bonk was really cute