/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

fights, pride rules. catch wrestling seminars for the girls and boys. start hololiveTHAI and make them kickbox. once mocap is good enough it will be the biggest thing ever.

>>972434
remove these people, god please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYG6ZMDeZB8

>>972434
Hook up a pre-lobotomy Tay to a waifu voice from.15.ai text-to-speech, using chat and game dialogue as input. The game itself is played by AlphaZero with one week of training.

>>972526
1) who are these people
2) I don't care about these people, please take them away

Ban all non-japanese people from vtubing ever again unless they are contracted by a major vtubing company that's given a special license. Probably just Cover since Niji hires too much trash.

>>972927
¥5000 has been deposited into your account.

>>973058
Fug i wish i could earn that much for one shillpost.

>>972434
So get this bro we have Mori call one of her fans a nigger. This gets her nuclear heat bro. She then keeps calling people niggers. We then bring in a new talent and have them feud with Mori. They take this feud all the way to HoloMania right before it looks like Mori wins we swerve out of nowhere we reveal it was a Triple Threat match and Pekora comes out and wins the title. The very next night Pekora drops the title back to Mori. Bro let me tell ya it will make big dimes!

Bigger push towards creating video content like the OG days so the whole concept doesn't stay trapped in just being virtual game streamers. So short skits, episodic web series, etc.

>>973290
I'm up for literally anything that involves having Mori say nigger, please god.

>>973290
Someone get that Demondice chick as a special guest to feud with Mori! Ratings draw and smarks would LOVE IT, bro!

>>972434
Make it illegal for vtuber corporations to exist. Everyone has to be indie.

>>972434
Yagoo on a forklift match
Tokino Sora vs Tsukino Mito

>>972434
Removing all non-whites from the plajet seems like it would fix a lot of problems

>>973329
I think the problem is that most people aren't good at coming up with fun skits like that, Kizuna Ai had a whole ass company coming up with content for just one person whereas most others, including HL, would have to come with skits on their own mostly.

>>973458
if by non-whites you meant whites you'd be right

>>973340
Slap the belt on her and watch her take off like a rocket! Bro and get this! We will have D6 make out with Kiara! But then after their feud D6 will pull off her mask revealing she was actually Nene the whole time!

This leads to a feud where Mori and Nene feud over a marriage contract but get this Mamaloni will be a special guest referee! Only at the last minute Mamaloni will do a heel turn and she will refuse to count the pin! The match will end in a count out! Bro it is brilliant!

>>973483
That would save youtube by removing everyone capable of maintaining the infrastructure for it, so fair point

>>972434
nuke china and "diversity" advocates

>>973610
>marriage contract
Marriage contract on a POLE, bro! Also make Polka the special guest referee that'll be taken out by a masked person dressed like Nobuhime! The match will end in a no-contest and they're all forced to marry everyone!
Dropping dimes already, bro!

>>972434
Give itsagundam a Netflix original movie where he's basically pocahontas in cyber space.

>>973708
But china is race realist as fuck, it's amerimutts that force diversity into everything.

>>975023
>>975023
>>975023
KIARA DOX HAPPENING!!!!

>>975221
How is that a dox, it's just public info that everyone knows

>>975221
People know who that is already, retard. She was found out on day 1 and no one but you schizos care.

>>972526
What am I supposed to be looking at?

>>972434
How would Russo book vtubing?

>>975945
By using their roommates' names, making references to real life situations, making all the girls actually lesbians and not just yuri-baiting, a LOT more revealing outfits... might be ok, bro

>>975016
Ain't that James Cameron's Avatar already?

- Western Vtubers cannot use anime avatars (with the exception of weeb girls).
- Tumblr/Cal-Art styles are banned.
- Minimum of 6 months of speech therapy required before debut.
- One mainstream game stream per week

I can keep going

>>972434
GET THIS: Quality male vtubers

>>986032
>- Western Vtubers cannot use anime avatars (with the exception of weeb girls).
>- Tumblr/Cal-Art styles are banned.
What art styles are acceptable? Name some papas and mamas that would fit 'western but non-tumblr'

kiara vs moona in a pekora on a pole match

>>973359
Not even Mick Foley feuded with himself

By making vtubers make actual content instead of relying on their character as the gimmick to attract people.

>>973432
Motoaki Tanigo (Cover CEO) vs Riku Tazumi (Ichikara CEO) when

>>975016
>itsagundam

>>972434
Cease all pandering to the EOP menace.

>>972434
What exactly needs saving?
We're currently in the golden age of Hololive
Treasure it while it lasts; before EN 2 debuts

>>972434
Worldwide ban on Live2D and send anyone who gives money to streamers straight to gulag.
Prerecorded 3D virtual youtubers only, as god intended.

Youtube bans "pog" "poggers" and "pogchamp" sitewide
and it's technically considered taboo now so it wouldn't be above youtube to do so

>>986099
American comic book style would be acceptable. I haven't found anyone using it

>>972434
Cut off the wapanese from internet access.

>>986193
C'mon, bro! Y'know that only basement dwelling smarks would like that. You take that same match but put them all in lingerie, ratings through the roof bro

>>988533
I mean. Unironically yes.

>>972434
Get rid of the Holostars, bro
Only closet gays watch them

>This highest rated segment I ever did in Hololive was "Describing Hololive Members Using Anime", when Coco and Pekora did it. I'll never forget the next day: I was the anti-Sora, it was the worst show they ever saw, Russo's killing v-tubing, etc. The segment did 654k: six hundred and fifty four thousand people watched that show! Do you know what that did for the v-tubing business in general? These people should have been kissing my feet because now 600k people were looking at v-tubers. To me, that's all that mattered. But you have these little cliques of internet people and all they care about is themselves and "what I like" and "what I don't like." Well you know what? It's not about you, it's not about me, it's about the masses. And when six hundred thousand people are watching your show, it doesn't get any better than that.

>>987094
What about this style? https://twitter.com/mgcurves?lang=en

>>998312
I personally find the bimbo art style disgusting, but hey at least it would be something new

i wasn't aware that vtubing was dying
>>1000000

>>972481
If i was a rich man I would start up my own vtuber company and use mocap to have vtuber wrestling. Sadly im not a rich man.

>>972481
>catch wrasslin
bro... you have to let go of the past. There are only a handful of decent coaches for that discipline.

>>973329
Agreed. I get really fucking tired of the same games over and over. NO MORE FUCKING MINECRAFT. Make true original content like skits, songs, animations, etc.

>>986032
>Western Vtubers cannot use anime avatars
Period.
Everything else is pretty good.

>>972434
Bro, what if we had the Holos get into a shoot boxing fight.

>>1002109
that's true in most of the world. but not in Japan!
this is why vtuber MMA is so genius.

>>973481
cover can afford to hire skit writers.

>>972434
>How would you save VTubing, bro?
use common sense