/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Amo a Gawr gura como no lo creerias.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>9205988
>>9206025
nice pits

>>9206103

Glad she hasn't forgotten about virus shark, it looks like pure schlockino.

>>9205729
not really, my dude
one solar mass is 1.989e+30kg, 1 billion lions is around 1.9e+11kg, that's 19 orders of magnitude of difference
1% of mass is two orders of magnitude of difference, a thousandth' is three, etc.
19 orders is basically completely negligible, it's close to the difference between a single person and the entire Earth

King Cover at 2.5m at around 3 days, 1 hr 10 min. A quarter of the way to 10 million. Of course it'll slow down but by how much. It'd be cool to see it hit 10 million in under 2 months but that might be asking a little too much. We'll see as it progresses if it'll hit that goal.

I feel bad for that guy suggesting Ace Ventura. It's both bad and funny but it got retroactively cancel culture'd.

She should play DmC just so we can do Spanish Donte watchalong afterward

>>9206283
that was me

>>9206283
>retroactively cancel culture'd.

Really? That's fucking dumb

>>9206238
The japs are still sharing the song in twitter, seems like they really like it.

Why was Gura speaking DMC3 quotes in Spanish?
Y porque la chica motivada dejo de hacerlo?

Gura is in love with me!

>>9206051

Chumbuds, Shrimps specifically, this is of crucial importance... convince Gura to watch Blazing Saddles with Mori
this might become the most legendary watchalong in history of Hololive

>>9206388
i tried

>>9206388
are you deadbeats really fine watch that movie again? well not that I mind tho

>>9206388
I really hope so

>>9206321

>I want to be a ...
HOLY SHIT GURA SAID THE FUNNY THING

This stream was peak Gura. Simply amazing all throughout.

There is still glass in her mousepad....

>>9206388
There's no chance unfortunately.

the spammer has been demoted from top chat to live chat

>>9206435
do not give up
I need to see Mori trying to hold laughter at the n-word again and I've been dry ever since Boondock Saints

Oi stinky I know you love King but don't forget to stream Reflect

>ywn go grocery shopping with Gura and walk around with her while she picks out what sounds good.

>>9206315
>>9206326
Remember the scene near the end where the cops throw up? That's bigotry now apparently.

>>9206567
Just don't watch it if you don't like it. No need to force others to do the same.

based

>>9205988
>exposed pits
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>9206555
Haha, I can picture it like I'm there right in this moment, but I'm not. Ha.

>>9206567
I don't remember that part, but nothing is sacred to the commies so I'm not surprised.

>>9206555
>ywn remind Gura to buy something other than junk food as she heads to the checkout line with a mountain of ice cream, doritos, and gummies.

>Little (loli) versions

Gura your lolicon is showing again

GURA IS UOOOOOOOOOOHING RIGHT NOW UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Bros... Gura is a lolicon...

>>9206739
>again

Can't spell hololive without loli haha......

She's literally UOHing on stream, s-sasuga

>>9206691
That's why you're pushing the cart. She grabs what she wants while you get the real meal ingredients.

>>9206760
just like us

>>9206760
Wow, no shit

>lolicon with cute aggression

God damn Shion is going to get DOMINATED

>Gura gets aggressive when she sees cute things

>>9206844
That ship has already sailed

>>9206860

she admitted to being a lolicon. uuooohhhh, she really is the anti-nyanners.

>>9206860
Is... is this why she gets so into her bullying description while looking at chat?

>>9206925
She admitted that almost a year ago. How new are you?

>>9206918
Oh it's sailing alright

>>9206380
heh

You do realize that it's normal for women to like cute things and obsess over it, right?

I saw that reference in chat you motherfucker.

>>9207116
wait, doesn't everyone like cute things and obsess over them?

>>9206792

>>9207205
>there is one impostor amogus

>she still remembers the yagura spaghetti
kek

>>9207279
you can hear her cringing

>>9207272
Keep telling yourself that

>>9206995
It's why chat bullies her too.

>>9207279
i bet it still sometimes keeps her up at night.

Another 5 hour stream. She really has been on a roll lately.

>>9206918
WHAT NOW FAG

oh baby

Oh boy

LETS GOO!

>>9207362
Hag love but hag nonetheless.

SHION UOOOOHHHHH

well, i need to start adjusting my sleep schedule so i can watch nacho's debut anyway

She's so excited

How many times will CasualCommander donate jesus

Gura is really letting her southern twang slip....

Chumbuds I don't know how to feel about my oshidaughterwife cheating on me with another loli

ok gura i do think it's safe to call anyone posting in your chat a chumbuddy

>>9207663
Marry Gura's wife and you have 2 loliwives

this looks fun

>ywn have gura as your wingman

Gura has been amazing today

>>9207608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE1ubvzM4Es

>>9207663
It's not cheating if it's two girls. No one will change my mind.

>>9207863
oh, i've had the tab open since it was first posted here however many threads ago, but thank you for bringing it along.

>>9207939
that's a big tail

God she's going to have a meltdown from Shion's note, it's literally like a light novel confession scene.

>>9207829
Hope she makes a follow-up of what Calli says

Has Gura ever been this lively? I think I can actually see her glowing.

>>9208019
it's like PekoMoon all over again, but twice the cunny power!

she's right about gyoza. one time i went to a restaurant in singapore that serves only gyoza. and beer. it was great.

>>9208068
Yes

>>9208068
i could be misremembering, but i'm pretty sure the "caffeinated grilled cheese" installment of dark deception was about like this.

>>9207958
for you

Really someone suggest to do a live watch on some old Jackie Chan films like Police Story 1-3

>oh my god she can barely take care of herself oh my god she's gonna die aaaah
(You)

Oh no, she knows.

>>9208207
Yes actually...

>>9208207
>>9208224
Concernbuds we got btfo...

She's here.

>>9208207
she's scratched herself multiple times on her mousepad again this stream. and she broke her headphones. and she hasn't eaten enough.

>>9208268
cope

>>9208207
she fell on her face the other day because her hips locked
some months before that she thought it's a good idea to sit on a cardboard chair until her back started to hurt so much she sobbed a bit on stream from the pain and ONLY THEN she made a decision to upgrade the chair and matrass

yes, Gooorah, you cannot take care of yourself for shit! She's probably horribly vitamin D and Calcium deficient.

Imagine a CALCIUM DEFICIENT SHARK!

INCONSHIEVABLE!

>>9208291
that isn't cope, that's facts.

She's so cute. Loves her friends!

When did Gura put on the hat?

>>9208309
t. doctor google

>>9208355
Like an hour and a half ago?

>>9208355
Uh, probably around an ago after people in chat kept asking about why she never wears it and to stop hating it.

>>9208361
she's not going outside and she sure isn't taking supplements
It's guaranteed that she has vitamin D deficiency

>>9208207
Nice of Gura trying to convince us she won't die from neglecting herself.

>>9207629
he's gotta have that guracord rep so he can be a massive faggot like wingz and brom

That blanket is pretty nice

>>9208468
>guracord rep
do I even want to know?

gura is GAY

>>9208468
inb4 rent free

Lamy made a personalized voice pack for Polka, so I'm sure Shion would do one for Gura if she asked.

>>9208478
i ordered the clock, it's just too perfect a merchandise concept

>5 hours
That was a lot of shark!

a 5+ HOUR STREAM? How long has it been???

>>9208518
Guracord is ran by people that dont like Gura.
Thats all you need to know honestly.

That was a very generous dose of cute Gura. I am satisfied and excited for tomorrow.

I miss Gura already

that was the best stream since stickmin

>>9208725
I love this cute dork.

What is it about Gura and Cowboys? Why does she have such a fascination with them?

>>9208781
Why not?

>>9208478
Yep. I ordered the blanket and key chains recently. Shion is very likeable. I want to do my reps more

>>9208725
Amo a mi esposahermanita Gawr Gura como no lo creerias.

>>9208781
Cowboys are American knights, they’re cool. Gura also happens to like regular knights

>>9208817
I don't know. I'm just curious if she ever talked about why she likes them so much.
>>9208725
>Motivado
OH NO GURAHERMANOS

GURA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR LIKE AME AND KIARA HAVE

>>9208781
gura is the most american holo

>maybe 2 Minecraft streams tomorrow
well i will not get my hopes up too much

Americans love cowboys. It's simply part of the culture.

>>9208971
she is like me
she does not want to get her health checked because she is afraid that the doctor might find something serious

>>9209041
True, but it surprises me how popular they seem to be globally as well.

>>9209079
She's just like me...

understandable

>>9209079
That's the point. There's a lot of shit that gets worse the later you catch it. You know this, she knows this, stop putting it off if that's your only reason.

>>9209227
Go back

>>9209294
well my health condition is pretty good actually overall
i am afraid of getting diagnosed with some invisible deadly desease

Hurricanebud here. Power is restored, and I caught all of Gura's stream live tonight. Feels good to be back.

>>9209079
Didn’t the health industry basically indoctrinate us all to avoid the hospital unless we need it? Like, we’ll know if we need it because we will want to go to a hospital when we reach that point?
Otherwise we were told to just get regular health checkups, all to keep down strain on the healthcare system.

>>9209349
Glad you're back bud.

>>9209349
That's good to hear, welcome back.

>>9209349
welcome back, bud. glad you made it!

>>9209403
It depends on the state/area and community but yes, and I would not be surprised if Gura's family was part of that.

>>9209403
I'm assuming you are american
The only reason people don't go the hospital for regular checkups is because the healthcare system here is incredibly fucked.
You don't want to spend a thousand dollars just to be told there's nothing wrong with you. So people stopped going regularly to be checked over, and therefore, started to make excuses for as to why.
This wouldn't be an issue if we had some form of socialized health care.

>>9209349
Good to hear that you are okay!

>>9209574
The NIH does the same thing and they are much more at risk to being overstrained.

>>9209574
The only reason I don't go for regular checkups is because I don't need them.

What a blessed stream. And we still have 2 (3?) more Minecraft streams, a karaoke stream, and a member stream

i want gura to stream nekopara

>>9210045
i want gura to stream


i miss her...

Just find this nice Gura fanart don't know if anyone saw this, the booba just look great

>>9209949
Yep. Plenty to look forward to this week. The possible minecraft collab with Shion will probably be around 10 to 12 pm EDT given Shion's recent stream times.
I guess Gura will ask for submissions for the food review in a couple of days

>>9210099
A prefectly good Gura art ruined by meat-sacks.
Sad.

this vod takes forever to process

>>9210099
I have a boobagura22 from you already saved. You did NOT just find this.

>You guys like to make fun of me for bein'...
>"Oh my god she can barely take care of herself oh my god she's gonna die oh my god"
>but I'm actually uh pretty good. I share with you the funny stories, the very funny stories...I'm sorry my stomach is growling so loud I need to... *laughs*
But I'm not making fun of Gura.

>>9045893
with either the AAC or opus, it doesn't really work. the encoding artifacts are too strong and there's too much other stuff that's panned to the same places as the whispering. although i can get the whispering louder, it's way less clear. the best way to hear it is as it is in the song as released.

>>9210099
Forget the booba size, her head in this image is way too tiny. She'd be 8 feet tall to match those proportions.

>>9210200
>I guess Gura will ask for submissions for the food review in a couple of days
What if it's just her reviewing actual food?

Gura should do a whisper superchat reading.

>>9210270
Yeah it didn't even appear in past livestreams for several minutes after the stream ended.

How hard will Gura spill her spaghetti tomorrow? Hope she would communicate with Shion at least in basic level.

i figured out when my twitter notifications for her broke. it was when she got the blue checkmark.

>>9210439
She can't. They're both going to be translating to communicate and it's going to be cringekino.

>>9210270
on average this one should take an hour and 40 minutes before it's completely processed with chat log and archival audio and video, so about 2:45 am EDT.

>>9210439
Gura started this whole thing, she will be sticking through it to the end, cringe and all that.

>>9210283
I.. I named my fanarts backwards, you stalker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZmxHvAwYZQ

>>9210328
It's possible, but there wouldn't be as much viewer engagement. Might be worth asking Gura about tomorrow

>>9210640
If I have to choose between viewer engagement and an entire stream of Gura eating noises and gushing about food, I know what I'm picking. Fuck the viewers.

i wonder if she's actually starting to like mario kart, or if she is motivated more by competitiveness. either way, she described focusing on exactly the right things to practice for her skill level.

>>9210631
Ahh, that was pretty recent. Hopefully Gura and Shion's collab will spark more JP interactions. I can't even imagine what Rushia and Gura would do in a collab

>Sleeps more easily, eats more, can perform basic math, seems much happier.
Streaming a lot at her usual time only appears to have positive effects, and that was a 5 hour stream today.

>>9210748
The fact she was 5th overall with no practice and while sick and tired was impressive, she could probably be top 3 with the practice she’s doing

>>9210933
I mean she was only one point off from getting a 3-way tie for 3rd place (admittedly Reine got screwed over). She can get good enough to challenge the JPs imo

>>9210933
if she's going to get good at it, i think that in the long term it will come down to whether she likes playing it. the main thing is just grinding at it long enough to know a number of viable lines for each map and how and when to use items without having to think too much. she clearly has the character for putting that kind of work in with rhythm games she enjoys.

>>9210631
I want holololi collab

https://youtu.be/ySJslFpo91U?t=3h45m6s
She’s so cute when she’s deciding whether to tease something. God I’m so excited to hear that she’s got something slow in the pipeline

>>9211512
I'm extremely excited. Her voice was made for slow songs.

>love and hate Gura
>unsub and unmember only to come crawling back like a bitch
>Been doing this since her debut
She's too powerful chumbuds, i Kneel.

I predict Gura and Shion will have sex live on stream today

I really wish for Gura and Shion song cover.

>>9211702
Why hate? Are you a contrarian or something?

when did Gura say she's going to try to visit Shion again? should I be asleep right now?

Gura read a superchat that mentioned a second Ochame Kinou collab. Is that actually a thing that's been mentioned before among holos, or is it just a pipe dream? I'd love to see it happen.

>>9211824
Yes, Shion usually streams around midnight JST

>>9211824
Nope, she said she would try to notify us 2-3 hours beforehand. My prediction is 3-4 hours before her usual stream time but it could be as far back as JP primetime.

>>9211881
>3-4 hours before her usual stream time
that's like 3am jap time, guwa is a dum dum and doesn't realise that latter is where the stream would usually be if you want a JP collab

>>9211982
Shion did just have a stream that lasted right up to about when Gura started her stream today. So it's not completely out of the question.

>>9211982
3am is Zion yo prime time

>>9212063
Sasuga kusogaki punishing her audience with lack of sleep.

>>9211982
My prediction is that Shion will start streaming at midnight JST to capture her usual crowd and Gura will join the JP server at 2 AM JST ( 1 PM EDT). That gives her some time to sleep and announce the stream at 11 am EDT

>>9212313
Goodnight buddy.

>>9212313
'night

>>9212313
sweet dreams

>>9212313

hatbros... today was a good day.

>>9212408
Even though she thinks its trash she did say she might bring it back for the winter.

>>9212483
To be fair, the hat looks pretty fucked when she moves. Maybe she'll like it more when she gets a new rig, whenever that is.

>>9212483
>>9212535
what if she was hinting at a rigging update?

>>9212592
I seriously doubt it. That's definitely not something that might happen for anniversary.

>>9212535
She wont. Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>9212313
Sleep tight buddy. I'm going to turn in for the night too.

>>9209349
Glad you're doing well bud

>>9212644
I actually wonder if her glasses are what causes her eyes to go all weird rather than the rigging itself.

>>9213316
Yes, they are.
Coco talked about it a few times, it's why her old model was winking randomly with 1 eye but working normally without them.
But as her 2.5 version by keffy showed, a good rigger can fix those, with some care and attention.

>>9213316
>tfw want to marry Gura and also a glasses fetishist
Please stop.

Gura should 100% get a cowboy western style outfit
PLEASE

>Kingdom of Loathing stream
Need to check out the VOD. Wonder if she played the browser game back in its heyday.

I still have my Sabertooth Lime t-shirt

>>9214114
I still play it to this day. On my 526th Ascension

>>9214114
she didn't but she loved loathing's style of humor and was having a blast cowboy rping

>>9210439
They communicate in bed.

I want to watch a CGDCT anime with Gura now...

>>9214054
Cowcatshark.

she is so good at this. i hope she's enjoying it.

Gura will be in Dallas next right?

>>9214738
Cowshark?
https://files.catbox.moe/d78xho.jpg

>>9214824

Mad Max Fury Road watchalong would be neat

i love how there's cat hair everywhere now

>>9215173
AND SHE WONDERS WHY SHE'S SNEEZING ALL THE TIME LATELY. Gura CAN'T take care of herself, and no amount of mocking and defiance will change that fact. Gura is mentally a child and needs adult supervision.

>>9205988
lots of hoochas from Gura this stream
I'm happy

>>9215441
>Gura is mentally a child and needs a husband
Agreed. I volunteer.

>>9215541
Sorry pal she's already my wife

https://twitter.com/Timo_wei95/status/1434062732488167429

Very nice story

>>9215680
She's marrying Shion tomorrow, chumbuds will ngmi.

>>9215680
That's weird, I don't remember posting this.

>>9215864
That's because you didn't. I did

>>9216062
t. me

Whoever is going to gura's fan expo please record it and upload it here

>>9216062
did I really just reply to myself

stop liking things on twitter and go to sleep, gura

>>9217122
she hasn't in a while though?

https://youtu.be/ySJslFpo91U?t=14480
>I didn't think that was gonna happen. I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this!
she's so precious...

>>9217211
dammit. i got the timestamp wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJslFpo91U&t=14470s

>>9217233
this girl sure is sweet

So, we pretty much got several new songs reconfirmed, as well as possible Ado cover. Even though I know it's ways away, I can't help but be hyped.

>>9218449
very hyped!
may the jinx god spare gura's song releases

>>9218449
Gura is very good at keeping secrets I don't even know what's true or false.

>>9218528
She's exactly opposite of Mori and Kiara in that regard.

>>9218449
>as well as possible Ado cover
Come on anon, you heard the way she talked about it. Unless it's actively in production it won't happen, Gura will eventually go 'too late now, Ado is out of fashion' and that'll be that. Slow Song Project(TM) though? Now that's worth getting hyped for since it's actually something concrete.

>>9218575
Didn't stop her from making KING cover. This is very weird argument to make after that.

Hey guys, I love Gura

>>9218731
Hey! me too!

>>9218675
1. It started many months ago prior to KING covers being spammed to death.
2. Critically, it had Mori's involvement. Without Mori I doubt it would have happened.
For comparison, she explicitly mentioned doing Wellerman and Tri-Color Airline covers that never materialized. That's her track record for potential solo covers she's brought up on stream before.

>>9218731
No way what a coincidence! I ALSO love Gura!

Why am I still range banned bros? I wanna post images too ;-;

Wait, I dozed off last night mid West of Loathing. Gura's collabing with Shion in her next stream? The heck?

ohasame~
shark soon!

Super cute shark
Also Nacho debut and AquaShion 3D live at the same time, pain.

So this is what Gura is like after a night in her and Shion's love nest.

>>9219102
Gura got Shion's message.
Maybe DM?

Is she streaming in a few hours or what?

>>9220247
likely, she said she'll tweet in advance If she decides to stream. Shion even DM'd her during today's stream although I don't even know what she sent to Gura.

>>9220247
i would not count on it
its gura after all

I'm hoping to see the day when 5+ hours stream is the norm

>>9220247
I always wonder what people expect when they ask questions here that only Gura can give an answer to.
The collab with Shion has no time yet, so pay attention to Gura's Twitter, wait for it to appear on YouTube, or catch the VOD later

>>9220668
will never happen unless gura fixes her shitty sleep schedule

>>9220738
It's kinda understandable that her sleeping schedule could be very volatile given that she streams for long hours at US primetime, has meetings with JP managers after streams, random collabs in the the morning, and still has to do IRL during the day.

speen

>Gura JP clipfag that used to upload 3 Gura clips a day now uploads 1 Gura and 2 council clips
Fuck this shit, I want my daily dose of reading what the JOPs think of Same-chan

>>9220668
It isn't the norm already? Now Gura's streams under 3 hours are an anomaly.

>>9221462
Who? Toki holoen ?

>>9221485
Hell yeah

>>9221534
Yeah.

>>9221485
That guy uploads everything EN related, just mainly Gura.

It's baffling how Gura continues to accrue a lot of VOD views on old VODs.

>>9221614
>>9221462
sorry wrong quote

>>9221462
Gura has several JP clippers though. Here's another dedicated Gura translator:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChhcieZzdkZfECz4KWaxWMw/videos

>>9221485
I forgot where I last saw this probably in hlgg but last week Gura actually stream the most out of everyone in EN including Kiara.

>>9221708
33 hours a week is pretty normal for streamers. But It's higher than average in hololive that's for sure. The quality of her streams even increased significantly despite her streaming more than what she used to. You can tell she found her footing now.

>>9221461
gif

Gura…

>>9221896
Uoooooooh ToT

>>9221874
nice.

https://twitter.com/tkminnm/status/1434122085752729603?s=20

Catching up on last night's VOD since I had to leave early... Yep, our shark just keeps delivering kino. I'm so fucking proud of her I feel like tearing up...

chumbros... why is our oshi a raging lolicon...

Gura doko

>>9224011
It's okay for girls to like cute things

>>9224011
Because she's the greatest.

>>9223879
b-but kronii big tits!

>>9208309
When did the cardboard chair thing happen, exactly? I want to see the chat reaction.

>Stop watching chuubas as often
>KING cover recommended on yt
>Wowie zowie shark cover of the meme song I wonder if
>mfw
I'm sorry, it's not that it was bad, per se, just... thoroughly underwhelming. Like, even given the fact that it was le KING meme.

>>9224011
>>9224103
BUT SHES A CHILD

>>9224322
UOOHHH

>>9224011
Oshi reflects fanbase?

>>9224258
oof, maybe even half a year ago? some months after debut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtriDdEF4Y
gura... your new wife wants to punch you

This is too cute.
https://streamable.com/ie2xia

>>9224474
yeah I'm still laffin

>>9224474
Mori was way too excited to enjoy the movie for the first time again vicariously through Gura. It was cute. I love them as a combo.

>>9224428
Cunny on cunny violence…

>>9222062
Oh hey, actual Gwombus art

Ahoy
https://files.catbox.moe/gi8joz.mp4

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

Ohasame buds.
Any guesses when the jp/Shion marriage stream will be? It's already midnight in nippon so I'm guessing late tonight (sunday morning JP) or tomorrow morning (Sunday night JP)?

>>9225167
Based, I always grab a BDrip so I never have to worry about buffering.

>>9222845
T u T

Gura is awake, she is liking tweets

>>9225178
My fucking dick

>>9225345

COME TO JAPAN ONEGAI

>>9225439

>>9205988
>Gura retweeting this https://twitter.com/tosyeo_59/status/1433969842512556038?s=20
SHE'S HERE

ENTER GURA in ratchat

Gura being active now is a good sign for the early stream maybe.

>>9225792
What did she say

>>9225855
> Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN GARBAGE FENCE
>10:07:32 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN haaaaaaaaai bae

>>9225369
Shion has 3D LIVE after 21 hours.
I don't think she'll be streaming minecraft before that.

Shion is a predatory old hag, seducing our sweet innocent shark. She'll pervert Gura, the same way she perverted Marine.

Is that what you want? You want Gura going on stream talking about how Shion sucked on her tiny breasts?

>>9226472
Yes?

>>9226472
H-haha, who would want that…

>>9226472

>>9226472
I think Gura and Shion should suck each other's breasts. Then double-team Ame.

no activity from Shion, looks like JP server field trip ain't gonna happen today

>>9226614
Just gotta be patient. Shion has two member posts about an hour ago

gura is trying to get into rat's mario kart room. this samegaki hates collab bans

>>9226854
She is out to rape the rrat! Live even!

https://youtu.be/oL46I7l0yaE
Gura about to break the rules, get in here!

>>9226854
When Gura wants to be your friend, she won't let something like rules get in the way.

>>9226997
this is new gura. old gura would

Based. Fuck management, New friends LOVE

>>9224474
Calli is so pathetic at lying or attempting to keep anything secret. It's almost Gura levels of cute. What's more, Gura sees through it every single time. Bone Bros arc is a good one.

Was Gura ever made aware that bone bro is another term for fuckbuddy?

Gura raped rrat live! Told you it would happen!

>>9226957
Absolutely destroyed her

GURAWINSLOL

Why should Gura give a shit about management? She's the Goddamn biggest Vtuber in the world, what are they gonna do? Fire her?

>>9227101
Anon... that's why she's saying it... This is like those cringe superchats that try to tell her about things she obviously knows and is wink winking about.

>>9226957
>>9227289
Which one is Gura?

I had a dream last night where Gura showed us her entire IRL self on stream while cosplaying as herself and she was extremely cute

>>9227419
.....Nevermind this post. I couldn't see her on the minimap.

>>9227427
Holy shit, I had almost the same fucking dream wtf

>>9227427
>>9227518
That wasn't a dream, it was yesterday's stream.

Everyone else will say it didn't happen, but they're just embarrassed they missed it.

>>9227427
I dreamt of her doing a handcam stream on project diva, but she was playing with her feet.

KINO COLLAB
GO GURA GO

>>9227344
Gura's done the wink wink, nudge nudge thing so much while also being genuinely, utterly clueless about so many other things that it's impossible to tell. She seriously didn't know about the source of redpill/bluepill.

>>9227569
T5 sub stream, beamed directly into our minds during the night

>>9227697
>he believes her acting
She's world class.

how will she surprise us next chums?

>>9227767
She will do something great for the anniversary

it was short, but shark and rat had fun

>>9227818
I don't want something great. I just want notebook review where she talks about how far she's come and cries happy tears.

>>9227739
Zoomies don't know shit from shinola in general, it's entirely possible she genuinely did not know where redpill the term comes from. Now fucking boypussy is a different matter.

>>9227818
Fingers crossed for a 24 hour full collab.

>>9228073
>tired Gura falls asleep at about 16 hours outright
>snores

I can kinda like that if I try.

Now I started to like the rrat. I can imagine gura lying on her bed giggling while having fun with the rrat. Also fuck manager

Gura is growing too powerful buds, and year 2 hasn’t even started yet

>>9227767
3D announcement for anni

>>9228005
"bussy" thing is totally believable since she repeated sussy and bus several times before she synthesized them into one word. Bonebros, I have no idea. I did not know it was a thing before anons in /hlgg/ pointed it out. Sometimes it seems to me every single word has about 100 perverted connotations and you're always saying something lewd just be speaking normally, just because everybody just needs to have their own sekrit code for common fetishes.

Hay could someone explain to me the yagura meme?
Please and Thank you

yt-dlp really wants to download VP9+opus. Is it okay? Isn't AVC+AAC preferrable anymore?

>>9228167
Even though I think it makes sense for Council to put up some of their own content before branching out with collabs, fuck managers! Managers are always wrong!

>>9228271
god I hope.

Torturing managerial subhuman scum is a good stream material in itself.

>>9228325
All my homies hate the management.

>>9228364
Even your filename says "knows". Why not use the correct picture?

>>9228387
Does that frustrate you?

>>9228410
It should frustrate you first of all.

>>9228318
Gura already explained it in the last stream?
櫓 = yagura = scaffolding
"Yeah, Gura" sounds similar to it

if anyone actually knows the memes 5ch is doing I'd like to see them, they're probably funny

>>9206326
Reddit niggers are dumb.

>>9228005
She's over nine millennia old, but I'll eat my boots if she didn't come to land before zoomers were born.

>>9228513

>>9228612
She's right at the beginning of the cycle. A zoomer avatar, if you will.

Who is this confident girl?

>>9228480
Yeah but how do nips use it?
Is it like Oh nyooooooo.
But instentead they use it to say yes gura.?

>>9228708
Gawr Gura of Hololive EN, Player of Games

>>9228685
naruhodo

>>9228722
Are you ok anon or are you esl?

>>9228730
Best title ever

>>9228688
Knowledge from ages past, yet experiencing life anew at the start of a generation. Based.

I love Gawr Gura. Like, a lot.

>>9228722
pekora was asking usaken members and some others to meet her at some scaffolding so she said "yagura come on"

>>9228929
>>9228722
wait i'm retarded. not sure how jp fans are using it