/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

And... we've back.

Sniffing Kronii's pubes.

KRONII DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What kind message will you send Kronii?
What, if anything, will you request from Kronii?

>>9142017
Takeshi remains winning

>>9141996
Reminder to not reply to Londoners, they are not Kronies

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

pls be in london

I missed the Hollow Knight stream because I got too soaked into playing Dark Souls for the first time with some friends. It was a lot of fun.

How did that stream go?

>>9142131
Probably congratulating her, and to keep giving us a nice time every stream

>>9142270
>How did that stream go?
She made the Mantis Lords her bitch

>>9142131
Keep it real
Real as you can be
Ourobros got your back
Nice of you to read this so far
I don't know what else to say
I think you're doing great so far
But honestly
Everyone here appreciates what you bring
And we'll be with you every step of the way
May you have much hot soup in your future

>>9142270
do your VOD reps and find out

Who here is gonna become a member?
You don't wanna miss out on Membership content right?

>>9142270
She’s still completely deathless

>>9142375
Day One, dayo ne

>>9142270
It was fun, there is a section where she got a lil bit desperate and got loud, so a warning on that. Her interactions with chat were good she is getting into it

>>9142017
Shes going to hide her tits again next stream

>>9142131
I'll tell her she's my favorite holo, that I like her voice, her cool demeanor and her dry deadpan humor. Ill probably give her a 20 to make it worth the paragraph.

>>9142375
My first and last

>>9142338
Actually, shit that's Marshmellow content right there.

Probably something dumb like "KRONII I SLEPT IN UNTIL 4 IN THE AFTERNOON LET'S GOOOOO"

>>9142442
At least you get to see em at the beginning and a the end

>>9142270
>I got too soaked into playing Dark Souls for the first time
Yeah that tends to happen.
Also doing my vod reps now, it's pretty great.

>>9142270
>How did that stream go?

>>9142375
yeah, I will happily be a member to her and calli both, and I have been really impressed with fauna so I might go from one membership to three

>>9142131
"More like Bratson, Ace DEFECTIVE."

>missed the stream
>see the bond level hasn't gone up
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?

>>9142511
KRONII I HAVE MASTURBATED TO YOU 10 TIMES TODAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9142270
If you hear barking in the back, that's me.
Sorry, will keep it down next time.

>>9142375
I will.
I'm just deciding Which of my two accounts I should use. One's really old and has some random shit on it. But it's been taken over by the Chinese for spamming. Or my new one which has nothing on it and looks botish because of that.

>>9142599
chat being retarded.

>>9142131

Just how much I like watching her stream. I've never enjoyed a Tuber as much as I have her so far. She makes me happy whenever I watch her, simple as.

>>9142599
do your reps and find out

>>9142617
>she has a mom and a dog
yeesh, modern women will put up with anything for attention huh

>be writefag, trying to make something more degen than usual
>get too horny to write anything other than SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM SEX
>jack off to exorcise the demon
>no longer motivated to write degen shit in the first place
how do you guys do it, do I just have to somehow hover at medium horny levels

>>9142131
Kronii cute
Voice nice
Clock love
Streams good

She threatened to lower it jokingly. It was just chat calling themselves her dog.

>>9142720
yeah just edge then once you finish your fic you coom to it

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1433624439481012245
Were you one of the minutemen who was honored to take part in this once in a life time raid?

>>9142759
Nah. Just never stop edging. Imagine the denial made possible with time powers.

>>9142720
Tfw I was going to finish the Takeshi fic and then my fucking laptop crapped out on me, feels bad man
If I can get it repaired I will see if I can finish it but at least the sfw bit was preserved by archiveanon

>>9142599
Be thankful it didn't go down.

>>9142793
>once in a life time
I raid her everyday if you know what I mean

>first superchat stream
>Kronii cries a little, more and more, shivering with each aka
>the fans love to see he overwhelmed with joy
>keep sending her more akas
>she actually has a remote egg vibrator inside of her throughout the stream
>it's programmed to vibrate every time she receives a donation
>the higher the tier, the more intense the sensation
>a diluge of akas is slowly breaking her
>she's actually crying out of pleasure and shame

>>9142720
I can't write smut specifically for this reason. I tailor everything to my specific fetishes, try to visualize every step as I write it, and before I know it, I'm just beating my meat to the image in my head instead of writing it. I finish, go to write, and I've lost all interest in continuing.

>>9142720
Don't fap for about a week. That's what i do
For some reason I get more motivation to do anything when I don't fap every day

>>9142908
keep dreaming kronie you will never be her boyfriend
-me, kronii's boyfriend

How can I make kronii happy without sending her money

>>9142957
>for some reason
anon… your self-health reps…

>>9142989
Don't be a sperg and tell her that you're jacking off to her. Be normal.

>SC stream in 1 AM
Why does Kronii hate me lads... is it all the fucking greentexts I did...?

>>9142720
Edge while writing it
Only cum when the story is at it's peak. This is what I do for ordinary horny writefaggotry. True depravity becomes an intelectual boner where I continue to write to how far I can go, making it a different beast than usual horniness. The fluff is easier than both, I just write what is going to make my heart hurt the most(in a gosling way) at the time and in response to threads being derailed.

>>9143020
I fap to relieve stress...

>>9142908
>>9142984
Sorry I post both of these, I mistook the first post as someone else haha

>>9143037
I wouldn't do that anyways, I haven't ever jacked off to her once because I only masturbate to hairy anime milfs

> all these cumfags
You poor things need to learn the glory of chastity belts and edging.

>>9143038
big american dollars bills

>>9142822
Shame fren. I was waiting for it's nsfw part. Hope you laptop gets fixed.

>>9142759
Reminder that coom fags are Londoners
Do not trust their posts.

>>9142989
Being funny in chat and her reading it out is the only other significant way you can.

>>9143074
meds

>>9142822
just cum on it. If your cum can become a living breathing human then surely it can fix a laptop

>>9143037
>Don't be a sperg
>and tell her that you're jacking off to her
Got it.

how much u gonna spent for her next stream ?
My budget is 200 bucks.
I gonna ask for Nero imitate UMU UMU. And my confess for her

>>9142720
if you have a hard time starting degen while not horny, but can't focus on anything but sex while horny, why not write somewhere between? jack off, wait a few hours, then try again.
>>9142822
lord takeshi of the sekkusu clan...
we look forward to your next work, hopefully you can sort that out. that sounds like a bitch

>>9143107
>chastity belts
I'm not a cuckold or a sissy faggot so I'll pass, thanks.

>>9143182
hey that's pretty easy at least, just gotta be lucky

tech retard here, is there a way to type large blocks of text into a phone without it going into autocorrect? I could try and write some stuff but I don’t want my auto fill to be entirely horny vocabulary

>>9143240
vtuber chat is basically gacha

>>9143240
Exactly. She's always side glancing at chat too.
Best of luck anon. I'll try to weather her cringe chat and do the same. If I see a good joke in this thread I'll steal it for her too .

>>9143402
This, you not only have to think of something good, but it has to be on the screen in the right section while they're reading it.

>>9143402
I don't play gacha but I do play vtuber chat
although honestly kronii could shill one to me, she's talked about about fire emblems and fate but I know nothing about them yet

I’m going to propose to her

>>9143466
Someone made a really clever dog pun when she told her chat not to bark and she completely missed it. It's tough out there even with slow mode chat.

>>9143375
turn off autocorrect or adaptive vocabulary. how to do so depends on the keyboard you're using. you may have to fiddle with your phone settings if you use the default keyboard of your model

>>9143578
>he lacks critical information
she already has a boyfriend
it's me

>>9142131
>here's some Orb money for when Seth gets an alt in FEH

>>9143578
what do you have for a ring

>>9143619
'The chat has gone to the dogs?'

JWU, is this now writefag central? Are we going to put our braincells together to convey our message to Kronii-sama? God I wish I'm not such a poorfag

>>9143578
No. I'm going to do it.

just watched the hollow knight stream.
KRONII SPEAKING FRENCH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9143375
if you're using gboard just fuck around with its settings there's an off option for that

>>9143619
You could say it's a dog-eat-dog world

Archiveanon you're a funny guy.

>>9143675
i made this post

>>9143680
I think I'll ask her
>Please complete the following sentence: Edelgard did _______ wrong
Hilarity ensues

>>9143619
She missed all my shitty puns. Do member posts get any priority in the youtube system for the chat window, or is everyone still equally fucked by google?

>>9143680
I know FE in general is not a stream friendly game, but with her voice and interest in the franchise maybe miracles can happen?

>>9143812
>Do you agree that tying Kaze's support rank for him to not die in a story cutscene in Fates was a bad design choice?

>>9142957
Amazing anon... every few days I get too fucking horny to even think straight, let alone do work. I actually have to fap to remain productive.

>>9143578
Not if I do it first

>>9143812
>Were you disappointed when it was revealed that the Hoshido and Nohr siblings weren't actually related to Corrin by blood?

>>9143914
If Kiara could do a full 3 Houses run then there's no reason why Kronii couldn't do the same or pick another FE game. I'd definitely watch it.
>Kronii uses Time's Pulse as a part of her lore

Also anon in the last thread complaining about hyper kronii can eat shit.

All kronii is best kronii

>>9144071
>Kronii plays Echoes
Lots of opportunities for Sana jokes for all the big open spaces

>>9143812
Ah man, Kronii probably fucking loves 3 houses to bits. Based on her tastes she's probably a sucker for the story. It sucks but you could scroll its wiki for days and find small new shit.

the only thing I know about FE is that animated gif of byleth taking 5 dicks at the same time

tell me about your favourite fire emblem. I have all they released on 3ds,including sacred stones, but only really played awakening

>>9142375
After over two whole years, I'm finally losing my Vtuber membership virginity and I'm proud to give it to Kronii.

>>9144071
I like FE and tried to watch Kiara's playthrough but was filtered by her being sidetracked and going tangent chatting too frequently.
Would be interesting to see how Kronii does it.

>>9144208
Hyper Kronii is fucking adorable, and no one will tell me otherwise. Although that 12 minutes game was painful Hollow Knight and Frostpunk have both been games she’s good at and enjoying, which is rare amongst chuubas I’ve seen. I liked that Fauna played Spore too but in contrast she didn’t seem to actually be that good at it, but then I was a friendless autist that got it on release and played for thousands of hours especially when my dad was dying so I know it like the back of my hand. And she was still entertaining without being too forced. I like all this gen although Kronii, Sana and Fauna are definitely my favourites so far

>>9144208
Eat shit, Kronii shouldn't force something that hard for our enjoyment. Otherwise that negger during the Baelz stream wins. I doubt she felt comfortable during that phase of the stream either.

>>9144550
>imagine kronii shouting everytime she dodges an attack in MH games

ahhh yes that's the good stuff

>>9144326
Sacred Stones will always be special to me as my first
Got bored of Birthright halfway into the campaign
I'm a sucker for Hidari's art, so that was part of the reason I bought Echoes, probably my 2nd favorite FE even though I know it's divisive for some people as far as how it picks and chooses to retain certain elements from the original Gaiden as it relates to the maps.
I'm still enjoying playing 3H, only finished Dimitri's route so far, in the War Phase for Edelgard currently.

Been a FEH player since Day One and my pimped out +10 Lukas will tank anything you throw at him and wreck your shit in return.

sex

if any of you fuckers take up kronii's precious stream time with dumbass SC feelsposting im going to commission goslingbro to write the most disgusting kronii fic imaginable

mark my words

>>9144712
>im going to commission goslingbro to write
The normal or the russian one?

>>9144404
>>9144071
I don't watch Kiara, is she good at strategy games?
As for Kronii, I assume she'd be better because she's more calculating and it would be a stream where she interacts a lot more with chat.
I bet she does classic normally, but will be forced to pick casual since she won't be able to reset if a unit dies

>>9144661
don't forget to try the jp exclusives anon

there's translation patches for everything so be sure to check them out; i personally really like fe4 and fe6

>>9144326
Fates Conquest is the best because mechanics and design
Rest of Fates, Fe4 and 3 houses is bad.
The rest of the games are games are all good and on par I could always feel like replaying. I hope Kronii has some games she hasn't played that she could play blind on stream.

>>9144712
based..

also let me yoink that pic thank you

Kronii sounds like if Daria was a valleygirl

>>9144744
the one that labels all of his gosling files as gosuringu#

>>9144744
I think the russian gosling's more intense

>>9144712
If you do please get him to go all out with that dog idea.

>>9144289
>>9144404
I wonder which route she took casually?
I wonder which one she'd pick for a stream?

>>9144326
FE7 is my nostalgia pick
For characters/story/presentation it's Echoes
For gameplay unironically Heroes

I have them all emulated but I haven't touched anything before FE6 yet.

>>9144769
Maybe one of these days.

also Python is literally me

>>9144071
>Kronii goes Edelgard and makes everyone seethe

>Kronii announces she's playing a Fire Emblem game
>It's #FE because idols
One of the few possible things that would make me unsub.
Thankfully, she's too based for that to ever happen.

Spoilered for your safety.

>>9144853
Based on how ruthless she is in her Frostpunk stream he'd probably go Edelgard route. Rhea route is way to boring to stream.

>>9144989
We already made a non-reddit version.

>>9144775
I enjoyed the first third of conquest but got stuck on the port level because I had switched corrin to a Pegasus rider and we really needed something to hold the choke that I didn't have. I was too stubborn to lower the difficulty.

>>9144989
>formerly_depressed_tatsunoko_finds_a_new_reason_for_living.jpg

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1433637330959540228?s=20

Thanks Sana

>>9144590
>negger during the Baelz stream

context?

>>9144326
I've only played 7, 8, 13, 14 (all three routes), and 15, of those sacred stones is probably my favourite
echoes was good but i never plan on playing it again
i like revelations for the sheer amount of units and customisation potential, but its gameplay sucks ass and its story is par for the Fates course, and conquest is nice since it trades some customisation for actual gameplay

Given I've never seen anyone in Hololive be able to use a handheld due to there is no
'legal' way to capture the system.

Kronii can play the following Fire Emblem games.

Path of Radiance (GC)
Radiant Dawn (Wii)
Blazing Sword (WiiU)
Sacred Stones (WiiU)
3 Houses (Switch)

There's also Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light but that was a limited time release and they have to use totally clean consoles to play their names. (I.E can't be a former or roommate system)

>>9145196
someone complained kronii was low energy during the portal 2 collab
for a minute kronii fakes being high energy cringe on purpose

>>9145033
Chapter 10 is an infamous filter chapter. You probably could still have made peg knight work by going more aggro instead of camping but that's a lot harder.

>>9144326
awakening remains the best of the nu-FEs by a country mile, final boss stage, theme, and fight remains one of my favorites out of anything. Even if the game was easy I'd take it over the story being beyond dogshit (conquest)

>>9145247
That bit was hilarious though. Especially baes reaction to it.

>>9145256
I remember staying up all night to do it, and had a really tight final attempt where everyone survived, but on the very last turn I was so worried about protecting my low hp units that I left a gap in the exit and an enemy just walked through. I shut the game off and haven't touched it since.

>>9145177
People say mumei is the cinnamon bun too pure for this world for this gen, but it's clearly Sana. The amount of shit she's been having to deal with and she's still soldier on with a smile and supporting everyone.

>>9145177
I need a drawing of Kronii's cheeks on display for all, as Sana presents them despite Kronii's protesting.

Feels cursed using a webm for the sound, but whatever.

>Awakening wife
>Fates wife
>3 Houses wife
Post 'em and Kronii will judge you accordingly.

>Kronii gets excited and fucks up by telling her chat to raid Fauna's SC
>Staff proceeds to give Kronii her first chewing out and tells her to put out an apology tweet
>Fauna knows Kronii is probably freaked out and tries to make her feel better by saying it was alright
Fauna peak comfy

fellow SEAniggers, do catbox links work for you?

>>9145496
Robin (f) and Morgan (f)
Camilla
Hilda

>>9145496
owain

>>9145496
I decided to stay single through all my runs to play match maker for my armies unless I did a save scum fill out supports.

Except for Fates, it was Scarlet. In revelations only

>>9145605
You wifed yourself?

>>9145496
>Lucina because if you dont marry her or Chrom you're literally locked out of half of the kino dialogue in the game
>Camilla because porn is the only thing fates was good for
>Shamir because best girl
Check em

>>9145677
Selfcest, incest, and oyakodon.

>>9145496
i did robin x gaiusxtharja!noire because eugenics

then corrin x jakob because gameplay reasons in conquest

then fem byleth x edelgard and claude for my two 3h playthroughs

awakening and fates characters are pretty shit so i honestly couldn't care less about doing gameplay pairings for those two games

is this /infinite/ or fucking /feg/?

Finished my art reps request from few threads ago, decided to draw warrior Joan De Ark Kronii.

>>9145716
Problem fag? This place is everything and nothing.

>>9145380
Sorry to hear. Sounds like it was tense tho.
Man you can flex skill in that game so much. Even if Kroniis played it before, I'd love to see what strategies she comes up with.

>>9145177
Why do people automatically assume ass checks and not cheeks on the face?
Sana did nothing wrong.

>>9145716
>why are people that follow a chuuba for their game taste talking about the games she likes

Kronii with a bush yes or no?

>>9145880
i don't care i'd eat her pussy with or without hair

>>9145880
KRONII'S BIG BLUE BUSH
UUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9145496
>Olivia (haven't played Awakening so that's just my FEH bias at work)
>Hana
>Ingrid (both her haircuts work for me)

>>9145908
>>9145935
Alright

>>9145738
Nice work, anon

>>9145848
eahnnn, yeah thats fair, continue.

>>9142131
i would probably ask her if she would collab with sana on the pokemon remakes when they come out

>>9145848
I didn't quite catch that anon

Sword of Seals remake when?
I imported the Japanese cart and brute forced it with my knowledge of the other GBA games and a translated script.

>>9145880
Smooth is overdone, we need some grass on the field. Like, even if its a small amount at least its something.

>>9146107
there's been translation patches for fe6 for forever now my dude you coulda just emulated it in english

>>9146100
Don't forget to have them 'race' each other while Kronii plays diamond and Sana plays pearl and they fight each other in the end.
How will Kronii damage control if she lost?

>>9146100
Do you think it would be annoying if she gets multiple of those? Or extra motivation?

>>9145880
definitely with for me, especially after that cuckquean fic from vampanon, that was some really good shit

>>9142131
>nice clock
akasupa'd
that's all

>>9145496
A.Tiki
Nyx/Rinkah
Dorothea

>>9145716
This is nothing like /feg/.
You know that meme about /v/ discussing vidya vs porn? It's like that, but with /feg/ or /feh/ and Fire Emblem.
Trust me, it's just legitimately schizophrenic discord shitposters and attention whore tripfags.

>>9145716
Shes the one who keeps teasing us with Fire Emblem. I hope it gets worse when she finally plays one.

>>9146150
Sana is kind of a solid gamer, no shame in losing to her.

>>9145496

>>9146136
1. This was in 2006
2. I don't emulate, I play original hardware only.

>>9146209
>chat gets her haughty enough thinking she can do a Lunatic run
>Gronder Field fight happens

>>9145880
Only if its trimmed.

>>9146203
yeah no, i dont go near (most) vg generals, theyre all shit shows.

>>9145880
Completely bare.

>>9145880
>implying Kronii doesn't keep her clock clean

>>9146276
>what are you guys talking about, I don't want all my units to be flyers

>>9145880
I love choking on hairs

>>9146160
i highly doubt anyone else is thinking about it that much so if i do aka i would be the only one or atleast i hope

>>9146150
sana used unfair pokemons

>>9146258
It's more Kronii's image of being perfect taking a hit.

>>9146203
My only memory of /feg/ was the smut civil war where there were 3 different generals active at the same time each trying to destroy the other.

>>9146497
True, maybe she'll make her own copium wheel.

>>9145496
>Maribelle
>Setsuna
>haven't played it but Shamir

>>9146497
If it's down to the wire, I think she'll be graceful in defeat.

If she gets curbstomped by something like a single Garchomp, gif related.

>>9146546
fuck that's hilarious

>>9146546
Is there anything more indicative of the FE fanbase than arguing about waifus?

>>9146602
Sana gives me some "Didn't stop playing pokemon since childhood" vibes. I would bet on her win.

>>9146752
meta thumping is pretty common in the fe community; ie people talking about unit tier lists and shit. at this point i think that's more emblematic of the fe fanbase than waifu wars since waifu wars aren't particularly unique

Let’s be honest do you guys shave? I don’t think kronii appreciates your hairy crotches on clockchads very much

>>9146924
I trim whenever I consider there is a hair of a chance that a woman will see my naked crotch.
So very rarely

>>9146752
>>9146613

It wasn't waifu wars
It was over their porn fan fics and the fact it was becoming more and more prominent in the OP and discussions, while becoming more and more degenerate in the material to the point you had people wanting to remove it outright from the OP which led to them breaking off and forming their own general (Also named /feg/. A third way faction then formed where they allowed porn fan fics to remain in the OP, but under a link within a link. (Also named /feg/) And it was shit flinging for a good week before mods intervened and the third way prevailed.

>>9146924
Isn't a shaven crotch weirder looking than an unshaven one to people? Please. I hate shaving my crotch. I gets unbearably itchy.

>>9146924
I do every so often, It's tough shaving your balls since the razor will always find a way to catch your skin.

>>9147161
>I gets unbearably itchy.
Baby powder is your friend.

>>9147161
Is shaving common for guys? From discussions I've had, trimming seems a lot more common.

>>9146924
Don't tell me you oil your butt cheeks and powder your man gina too.

>>9147266
Trimming makes me itchier than shaving, probably because my pubes turn into porcupine needles.

>>9147254
Never thought of that. Thanks.

>>9146924
I trim I don't shave. But I haven't done either in a long while since I'm stuck at home.

>>9144326
I played 1, 2, and everything past 6.
My favorite Fire Emblem is Radiant dawn. It's the sequel to Path of Radiance (Ike's game) and, since you can't just have a sequel where the main character is already a god, there's a lot of weird things about it. No support conversations since the returning cast already got developed; the new characters have 'base conversations' instead. It expands on the world by having chapters that focus on different factions instead of just one 'lord'. It (re-)introduced equippable skills. The early game is really harsh, but that's what won me over. I don't think any other FE had an early game that really made the characters feel like a underdogs.

>>9147073
What a weird compromise. Good thing we accept our gosling bros with open arms

>>9145496
Lissa
Camilla
Hilda

>>9146924
I trim. Only my face to I shave
And pits depending on the weather

>>9147650
>Goslingfags
We reign them in when they go to far and dabble into fucked up shit like snuff, guro, scat and vore. That was the norm on /feg/ and you had links to everything in the OP. Here most everything is sorted.

>>9145496
Aversa
Camilla
Manuella

Ara ara supremacy

>>9147266
>>9147161
Shaved crotch look so much nicer than one with any hair. Also remember what was said in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.
The problem is the risk of a razor cutting your balls.

>>9101493
>"Are you *sure* you want to go through with this?" you ask Kronii.
>She'd brought you to Fauna's home—the whole yard was overrun by flowers. They were pretty, sure, but it was hell trying to get to the front door.
>"Don't worry about it, anon. Everything'll work out." She clicks her tongue, looking at the door.
>It's locked—*comically* so. Four separate padlocks, a combination lock, and three others you can't recognize.
>No barrier to the Warden of Time, however—she waves a hadn, and they fall off, time flowing in reverse for just a moment.
>"Voila." She gestures at the door, and it opens inward, hinges screaming in protest. "There we go."
>The house still has something of an ominous vibe—the lights are off in the halls, and it feels like you're trespassing. Which you are, of course.
>There's one light on, however—a room at the end of the hall. You can make out what you think is Fauna's voice from behind it, little noises and moans muffled by the door.
>"There she is." Kronii pushes past you to the door. "And it sounds like she's already warmed up! Great." She raps a knuckle on the door, and it opens as well.
>Though this one has a bit more than squeaky hinges to offer—as it opens, a wave of pheremones rushes out from inside, finally given a place to go.
>Pink, pollen-filled air hits you in the face as hard as a punch to the nose, spicy fragrance filling your nostrils and stinging your eyes.
>"Woof, that's strong." Kronii waves a hand in front of her face, pushing away the pollen. Not being bound to a human physiology, she doesn't feel the symptoms that are currently enveloping you.
>Your heart races, and your breath quickens—which only makes you breathe in more of theheady fragrance, blinking tears from your eyes.
>With the door opened, you can also hear Fauna's cries more clearly—wanton moans, breath hitching as she caresses herself. It drives your own desires wild. Or maybe that's just the sex pollen. It coule be both.
>"Ooh. That's a good look." Kronii smiles down at you as you double over, your body pulsing with heat and an overwhelming *need*. You lick your lips, sweat beading on your brow. "Go get her, babe," she whispers in your ear, stepping out of the way.
>You obey—with the pounding in your head, it's hard to think of any course of action *other* than plowing Mother Nature until you collapse.
>Her dress was already gone—she was completely nude except for the golden bangle on her ankle, lying on the bed while her fingers pumped in and out of her pussy. Her other hand palmed one of her breasts, teasing a painfully erect nipple.
>As soon as you enter within her line of sight, however, her eyes snap open, focusing in on you despite the haze clouding them.
>She pounces on you without warning—the pheremones grow even *more* intense than usual as she paws at your clothes. They quickly dissolve into their constituent fibers, a small pile of cotton and denim gathering around you as she shoves her lips on yours, tongue invading your mouth.
>The closer she gets, the more intense your desire—were you mroe cogent, you might notice that the flowers entwined in her hair were the ones issuing forth the pollen.
>You meet her sloppy kiss with equal enthusiasm, tongues dancing as her body presses up agianst yours. She's burning up—you didn't know being in heat was so literal—though you don't have much room to talk, heat filling your own body as you embrace her.
>You're forced to pull away from her to breathe, though she doesn't want to let you—pouting adorably as you force her head back so that you can fill your lungs.
>Fortunately, that gives her the opportunity to notice something else—namely, your cock pressed up against her leg, like an iron rod after the treatment of her pheremones.
>"Ooh." Kronii watches from the sidelines, sliding in behind you as Fauna backs up slightly, a hand playing down your chest towards your penis. "Nice." Her eyes slide down your body, entwined with Fauna, her breasts—not as big as Kronii's, some part of you notes smugly—pressed against your chest as she tries to align her dripping slit with your length.
>"Cock," Fauna exhales, the first intelligble word she's said so far. She lets out a small, sad noise as she fails to line herself up properly again, your cock sliding between her creamy thighs.
>"Oh, for heaven's sake," Kronii sighs. "You're never going to get anywhere like that, girl." She steps in, bodily lifting Fauna away from you—she growls at the warden, narrowing her eyes at Kronii as she's pulled away. "Lie down," she tells you—the tone of command reaches you even through the cloud of pollen, and you obey instinctively. "Good boy." The crooning compliment sends a shiver down your spine, like it always does.
>Kronii then unceremoniously drops Fauna on top of you—knocking the air out of you as the cock-hungry kirin captures your lips again, her slit grinding against your cock, just an inch away from slipping inside.
2/?

>>9148024
>The problem is the risk of a razor cutting your balls.
Which you avoid with a trim. Expecially if your shaver can cut to different lengths
Extremely lower chance in knicking your sensitive parts than carefully trying to glide a razor blade in an area you don't have full vision of

>>9148619
I trim off the hairs before going for the clean shave. The problem is your balls are like a blanket of flesh making it easy for the razor to accidentally catch skin unless you're extremely methodical about keeping the skin sketched out on the area you're shaving.
And if you can't see it, get a mirror.

>>9148333
fuuuuck yes.

>>9148840
>The problem is your balls are like a blanket of flesh making it easy for the razor to accidentally catch skin unless you're extremely methodical about keeping the skin sketched ou
Which is a lot more work than just getting a shaver and trimming up everything.

>>9148333
IM GONNA CUM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNNAAAAAA AND KRONIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>he doesn't wax his balls

>>9148980
But smooth balls are a work of art. And women appreciate them more.
I don't know why, but they always try sucking on them.
Or how they like to use their finger to mess with your foreskin after rolling it back and forth a few times.

>>9149101
>Girls like smooth balls
>But they're an absolute bitch to make smooth

ENTER KRONII

NOT A DRILL
KRONII ON THE MINECRAFT SERVER
CHECK RRAT STREAM

Kronii in the rrat minecraft stream

SHUT THE FACK UP ABOUT YOR FACKING BAWLS
KRONII'S ON THE TELLEY

>>9149280
If women were easy to please, we be out talking to them instead of posting on this korean puppet board.

>>9149280
About an hour and 10 minutes is how long I take to shave without rushing

>supas and requests
remember not to overdo it less it becomes a whole stream slot that will get phased out and abandoned

>in b4 kronii just goes full box sorting autist mode and doesn't interact with rrat

>>9149420
Clock proceeds to just dig another subway.

I’m forced to watch the rrat now

>>9149508
>minecraft
sorry rrat, I have a Selen superchat reading to watch.

COLLAB BROS

RRAT OWL AND CLOCK ARE GETTING ON A CALL

SHUT AP RETARDS
KRONIIS ON DA FOOKIN TELLY

>>9149573
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9149508
>impromptu Mumei collab
>goes to close tab
>impromptu Mumei and Kronii collab
>moves mouse away from X

>>9149508
Been watching her since the beginning

>>9149573
>Kronii is dokoing
Well, I guess I can watch both.

im enderman

>Enderman is my roomate fml

>enderman is kronii's roommate
bros...

Kronii is actually Enderman confirmed!

FUCK WE JUST GOT KEKED BY A BIG BLACK MOB

Who gave these newfags permission to waltz all over my oshis MC server and do whatever the fuck they want. Ame should grief their dirty houses while they sleep and perma ban them for their impudence just like Haachama.

>Winter Wonderland
Did Kronii just accidentally stumble into the ice biome?

>>9149959
Rat is armed with TNT already watch the shit you say bud

>>9150052
Her Canadian blood drew her there.

>>9149959
Buzz off. Your oshi's streaming

>>9149959
don't you have a karaoke stream to watch
i'm watching it too

>WHERE DID MY FURNACE GO

>Lost her furnace
Kronii where ARE you?

>>9149959
*cums on you*

ENTER

Fuck, that scared me

There she is...

YAY! More Kronii

SEX HAS ENTERED MY EARS

THERE SHE FUCKING IS

The kronii copter has landed

ENTER OURO KRONII

I MISSED HER SO MUCH BROS

Kronii's voice just pierces through Baelz talking, Mei's mumbling, Selen's laughing and hits me right in the heart...

>Kronii's actually lost and pretending to play it off as being mysterious

>get bored of baelz stream
>go jerk off
>come back to kronii on voice chat

>>9149959
Eat bread and shut up.

Depressed clock in the basement

>>9150343
>Says she's going to make a stealthy intrance
>When she figures out where the heck she is

She is as autistic in Minecraft as she says

>She's hiding underground and doesn't want to be found
CONCERNFAGS ARE BACK

fuck I was planning to sleep and was just watching rrat's stream to have something on in the background but then she joined so I have to see it through to the end

NO RRAT DON'T TURN HER DOWN

>>9150385
I'm a dumbass, what's the Ame bread thing?

>bae please I just want to dig my own hideyhole stop dragging me into being social

Holy hell, her voice tonight is even more incredible than usual.

>Inb4 Kronii is stealthily organizing all the chests in the game

>gura joins
>oh fuck bae is still streaming I'm not allowed to be here
>gura leaves

>Superchat reading at 2am
I'm already sleep deprived from teo pervious streams, please Kronii, mercy...
[Spoiler] I also have like 30$ at the moment [/spoiler]
I'm ngmi KroniiBros

>>9150520
I wouldn't doubt it

mumei's so retarded it's endearing

>kronii has no food

>>9150684
>gura just wants to finish the temple

The juxtaposition between rats squeaking and Kroniis sex voice is just delightful

Kronii sounds tired man. She should go to bed so that I can go to bed.

What would be the reaction if rrat explodes Gura's Christmas tree?

>>9150739
She'd going to have a field day in Ina's storage

>>9150723
Fuck jwu can't even spoiler properly fml

>>9150475
She's allergic to gluten so her tummy hurts when she eats it. The thing is she eats it regardless lmao

>infinity guy works here
b-bros?

INFINITY SHE'S /HERE/


I'm sarcastic

>>9150826
Revolution. Blow everything, leave no survivors, this is EN2's land now.

>>9150475
She's allergic to gluten but Ame's kind of a dumbass and keeps eating it regardless

>What is hurting us?
>Life
Kroniiiii.....

>>9150520
>Kronii breaks into everyone's houses to organize their shit when they aren't logged in

>>9150892
RRATVOLUTION NOW

>>9150879
there's a villager there that sells infinity enchantment books

>>9150901
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, CONCERNFAGS?????

Sleepy Kronii is something else to listen too.

>I built a hole
>this hole was meant for me
DRRR DRRR

someone clip these lines

>>9150977
Concernfags just keep winning.

>>9150901
IM GONNA SAVE YOU KRONII AHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>She found Kiara's Phoenix Town
How? I don't even think that's close to the spawn

Just got here what I miss

>>9150892
HoloEN Resistance!

>>9151098
nah it's pretty close

>>9151105
kronii is collabing with rrat and mumei

TELL YOUR WIFE TO PERK UP PLEASE OR PERK HER UP YOURSELF

>>9151138
Ah. I always thought it was near Ame's PPP thing

>>9150901
>tfw no doomer tomboy gf

>>9151149
nice meme anon

She sounds like she's going to fall asleep any second.

>>9151149
Someone tweet this to her.

Kek why does IRyS live in a dirt hut?

>>9151178
phoenixton is next to gura and calli's ferris wheel thing, and there's a sad little snow village near ppp

Kronii's voice is so sleepy, this is fantastic.

>>9151105
impromptu rrat/owl/clock collab on rrat minecraft stream

>>9151236
no one knows

>>9151236
>green top
irys...

>>9151236
Hope doesn't pay a lot.

Kronii doko...

I think I got it. She's high.

>>9151149
kek

THAT LAUGH HHHHGGGGG

>by climbing
>that chuckle
i love her

>>9151332
yeah I just came inside her

Sex number. Let's see how this plays out.

>sleepy kronii
>"what are you gonna do about it?"
>"cry"
bitch i'm trying to write smut here stop making me want to save you

>>9151332
I unironically think she is.

>>9151236
No one
No one knows actually. the inner machinations of IRyS mind are an enigma

why is rrat's chat as retarded as her just point her to phoenixton goddamn

https://files.catbox.moe/f6xdmn.m4a

Guys, I have an unrelated question do the current MC rrat stream.
I was checking the fic doc and there was a new addition pleading for us to reconsider writing something "crossing the line".
What are some themes you think it's too much? Or fics that you think that already went overboard?

>>9151332
SASUGA CANADIAN

Is this bitch trying to be Daria?

okay i'm starting to see how the utter brainlessness of this bird is appealing

>>9151586
>kronii cool and composed until rrat starts chasing her with a sword

>having a good time and then you come in here?
this thread has broken me into thinking everything she says is about sex

MANAGER HATE

>>9151619
>Bully not so tough after getting smacked by an iron sword

>>9151561
Guro, necrophilia, crimes against humanity

>>9151561
The addition was saying we shouldn't write something that crosses the line into vanilla. I think we need more cumflation and futa-on-pregnant female rape to correct course.

>>9151651
Rrat was the aggressor though

our kronii!!

was waiting for kronii villager sound and was left disappointed

>>9151236
>>9151432
She said she wanted to build a tokyo tower penthouse thing yesterday but wasn't sure if she would have the time to go through with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbULQu7ce0

Ollie helped her make her house less shitty.

>hope has descended and it's coming for YOU

>Bae throws a harmless snowball
>"I'm going to destroy you"
>gets hit back with an iron sword
https://youtu.be/kg12uhZu9_o

>>9151696
Ye but it's funny cuz kronii's trying to be cool and then rrat does something retarded.

rrat trying to kill the owl now.

>>9151561
the ones that already went overboard has a separate section though? (e.g. timeline omega) I don't know about the russian fics though

>want me to hit you?
yes.

>trying to go down the up elevator
My clock wife can't be this cute!

How many weeks till kronii schedules a minecraft stream?

>>9141996
Adding this to the next OP.

>Guerilla Collab Stream: Minecraft with Baelz and Mumei
https://youtu.be/Qud3gcINOiU

>kronii sneaking into ina's bed
D-doushio

>>9152035
Tentacles and a clock

i love these retards

>>9152003
Probably by next week

That panic

Kek I think Kronii didn't know that dirt hut was IRyS's house

>that hole was made for you
Kronii stop it you already made that joke go sleep

>That timing with the music
Rrat is a comedic genius

>>9146924
I'd be surprised if my pube hair could touch the ground after not shaving my groin for a few years now.

>kronii shocked by rat smacking her around again

They are watching...

Speaking of going too far. 1/2
>It's finally 10 PM.
>Your shift has just ended, and now you get to leave.
>You're pretty excited, Kronii streams today again, it's the highlight of your day whenever she does.
>You're gonna have to walk home though, you're too poor to own a car or even a bike.
>It's fine though, you think, it's mostly a pleasant and calm walk, except for that one shady area.
>As you walk however, you keep seeing something from the corner of your eyes.
>You turn around every time, but there is never anything there.
>It feels as if someone is watching you. Like you're being stalked.
>But work was pretty hard and boring today. It's nothing, just your head messing with you.
>Still, you can't help but feel like something is there.
>And every time you see something, you turn around and nothing.
>It stays like this, until you get to that part of the neighborhood.
>A shady, run down section without any lights.
>Normally, you don't mind it too much, even if it's a bit creepy.
>But this time, you decide that it might just be a good idea to walk a little bit faster.
>As you walk, your hear something, no, someone crawling up behind you.
>There really IS something behind you.
>You swiftly turn around you, deciding that it's fight or flight, and when you do...
>It's Ouro Kronii herself.
>She's even more beautiful in person than she is on screen.
>Her fair skin is smooth and looks soft.
>Her blue sapphire eyes shine brightly, even in a place as dark as this.
>Her outfit shows off the curves on her body, making her large breasts even more noticable.
>Before you can even react to the masterpiece in front of you, she takes out a single knife, and thrusts it into your chest.
>The force of it being driven into you makes you stumble and fall onto the ground.
>On your way down, you smash your head against a rock laying around, making you dazed, unable to do anything.
>You turn your head around and see Kronii, about to get on her knees, with a big, wide, disturbing grin, like a predator who has just cornered its prey.
>Right as you try to crawl away and yell for help, Kronii pulls out a hammer.
>One strong, powerful blow, and your jaw is completely shattered. You feel the fragments of bone and teeth hitting your tongue, gums, and the roof of your mouth.
>As you begin to process what the hell is happening to you, Kronii takes out a second knife and stabs you in the stomach.
>She slides it all the way down, exposing everything that is inside you, still pumping, still breathing.
>Despite your jaw being crushed into your mouth, you start screaming from the body-debilitating pain you're feeling.
>But before you could do anything, Kronii yanks you by the hair, pulls you up, and slams you into the concrete.
>Over.
>And over.
>And over again.
>Every single time you feel your head impact the floor, you feel more and more of your skull crack.
>You hear the crunching and the breaking of bone, your brain rattling inside, struggling to stay in as she fractures and largens the hole in your head.
>You're slowly becoming numb, you no longer have any sort of force in you to fight back.
>You're completely at the mercy of the beautiful woman you used to idolize and watch every day.
>And she's gonna make sure whatever the hell she's gonna put you through won't be quick nor easy.
>Kronii digs into your cut, open body, sending pain signals all throughout you.
>She pulls out your kidneys and toys with them, seeing how hard she can pull on them, yanking on their veins and seeing how hard she can pull without ripping them off before finally doing so.
>She digs in again, and pulls out your meaty red liver, squeezing it as if it where a small, soft ball. Slowly, she tightens her grip, bit by bit, until the pressure is too much, and it burts open.
>She grabs your intestines, big and small, and rips them out. Pulling on them, yanking them all out of your body, strewning it around as if it was just some string to play with.
>As she does, she puts some of it into her mouth with a look of blood fueled joy on her face. Chewing on it, grinding it inbetween her teeth, taking as many chunks out of it as she can.
>She reacts to it like a child putting sweets into their mouth. Some of it she swallows down her throat, but most of it ends up back in you as she decides to munch it into a red pulp and spit it back inside of you.

>Kronii doesn't know IRYS lives in a mudhut at the bottom of a hill

>>9152382
2/2
>You start to enter into shock because of the traumas she's dealt to you, losing unimaginable amounts of blood, spilled all over the floor, on you, and her clothes.
>The color in your eyes begin to fade away, slowly losing conciousness as your body is ready to shut off and die. But Kronii notices this, and decides that she isn't done with you.
>She wants you to suffer just a bit longer. To feel how much pain she can inflict upon you. She puts your body into a time bubble.
>Your bleeding stops, and your body stands still. Yet, you still feel every single bit of pain she's inflicted on you, completely unable to move or even react to it at all.
>There's nothing you can do at all at this point, she chooses when to let death release you of what she's doing to you.
>She puts her attention to your ribcage, pushing on your ribs, pressing them as if they were just buttons to play with.
>She grabs onto one of them, and slowly begins to pull on them. Hearing the slow but steady crack with just enough force, until...
>Snap!!
>She uses the rib to stab you in your arm. And again, she slowly begins to break another of your ribs, and stabs you in the other arm.
>She repeats the slow and tedious process, getting off on how much she's extending the length of her act, each taking longer than the last to break, each into a different limb, one by one.
>Once she finishes pulling out all of them, she moves your lungs around, picking and pulling them out, throwing them to the side, making your heart completely exposed.
>She puts her hands in, and starts to slowly rub all over it, lightly and playfully squeezing on it. It becomes the most intense pain out of everything she had done to you.
>She brings her head down and begins to lick all over your heart, sucking up any blood and loose flesh on it, making sure every inch of your heart is covered in her drool.
>Then, she sadistically starts giving it loving kisses everywhere, slowly and softly, as if she were trying to comfort it.
>Finally, she tears your heart away from your body and cusps it into her soft and delicate hands, the same way you would hold a newborn child.
>You see her lovingly stare at it for what feels like minutes, hours, an eternity.
>She brings both of her hands together, and crushes it with just one press.
>A pain so intense surges all over your body, undescribable, so unbelivable, your body ceases to even be able to feel any of it at all. It stops registering what pain it should feel, turning your body completely numb.
>Only then does Kronii turn off your time stop bubble, and finally starts letting death grasp you and free you from the torture.
>Kronii pulls out the knife she first stabbed you with, the one she used to inflct this agony on you to begin with.
>She puts it up to your throat, and slits it as deep as she can.
>She slows down your blood loss, dragging out the time it takes for you to just die.
>She makes sure to make your death as slow, painful, and miserable as possible.
>As more blood slowly seeps out of you, you feel yourself turning cold. The blood loss makes your skin go white.
>The very last thing you see is the subtle grin on Kronii's face, the satisfaction of murdering a random person she met on the street and butchering them into an unidentifiable, desecrated red pulp.

Kronii trying to bury Mumei alive.

>>9152382
h-hot

AAAAAAAAA LOVE YOU KRONII

>>9152398
I don't watch irys streams so I didn't either

>Kronii unimpressed and bored yes and woooow
KINOKINOKINOKINO

>>9152454
Seek help

Would have been kino if they actually blew up Mumei

>Kronii was going to seal Bae into the cave if she stayed inside.
I live my Queen.

>>9152382
>>9152454
What goslinanon and the russian have unleashed in this general?! By the gods...

>>9152454
Wait y'all are into this?????

AIEEEEEEE I KNEW I SHOULDVE CHECKED THE GENERAL EARLIER IM MISSING KRONIIII

>>9152454
>>9152382
Let's not add this to the doc

>>9152709
Yes

>>9148934
>>9148993
thank you friends. as a lazy piece of shit, i will release part 3 whenever i can coom hard enough

>>9152704
Better get this shit under control or we'll go the way of /feg/

RRAT

>>9152779
/feg/?

>>9152661
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KRONTRESOR

rrat

she is /here/ ...

>>9152780
I would love you if you could deliver anything right now. Im scared.

https://files.catbox.moe/uhsysc.webm

>>9152859
See
>>9146546
>>9146752

Wtf is wrong with kronii she sounds sleepy and high

>>9152939
It's late

>>9152454
I chunked

it takes kronii being high for her to be able to speak mumeis 2 words at a time language kek

>>9152939
Because she is, sleepy and high

>>9152939
Chat said earlier that she came from a dental appointment

>>9152993
How would they know that?

>>9152935
>smut civil war
While I wish that it will never happen here, that made me chuckled

>>9152993
is this real?? I got in late in the stream

>>9153038
No idea, will check the vod later, I was late by 12mins after kronii entered the stream

>homicidal outbursts
>explosives enthusiast
>pyromaniac
What the fuck is this rat?

>>9153144
Chaos

>>9153045
Just keep the more fucked up fan fic writers under wraps and we won't risk it.

>>9152933
>https://files.catbox.moe/uhsysc.webm

OH SHIT! DO NOT QUESTION KRONII'S LITERACY!

>ok i'll stop
DO NOT STOP

SHUT UP KRONII GO SLEEP

>what if we put our minecraft beds together?
>unless?

>>9153194
It's too late, I already have an evil Russian twin

>>9153144
Peak australian

>>9152933
What made her laugh again?

flower