/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

NEO LOVE

I love Kronii

NEO LOVE

>Have Mumei at 5% volume
>Her screams are still peaking over the movie

NEO LOVE

NEO LOVE

>neo dies
>thread dies
THREAD LOVE

>perhaps waiting for your next life
Based oracle

NEO LOVE

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN NEO IS JESUS!?!?!?!?!?!?

can en2 just fuck off?

NEO LOVE

MR ANDERSON LOVE

THOMAS A. ANDERSON LOVE

>keanu died
i didn't want to be reminded of real life

I love Ina!

NEO LOVE

NEO LOVE

>>9146739
Was meant for
>>9146653

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CTdTtT4ng

NEOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9146776
Nope

>>9146580
>Respecc

Christ..

if they can load in cool black leather coats why can't they load in bullet proof armor

POWER OF LOVE

LOL

LMAO

Neo totally shit his pants right in front of Trinity

Check em

THE POWER OF LOVE

>>9146774
SPOILERS!!!

Love these dorks

TWUE WOVE

>>9146767
bro link me the stream... I need to hear her autism sounds...

BAE PLEASE HELP MY DAUGHTER GET HOME

This part is kind of cringe.

NEON LOVE

If you're lost in the wilderness, just kill yourself and you'll spawn back at home.

NEO
LOVE

MR ANDERSON

>>9146795
itd be cringe af

>>9146767
Mumei isn't streaming anon....

>>9146771
Oh sheeit, I just got that!

IS THE POWER OF LOVE

I LOVE MUMEI

>Dead
>Revives
WOW ITS JUST LIKE THE JESUS

Gura is more adorable and precious the more natural and relaxed she is. Just get rid of kayfabe at this point, honestly

hes just sleepy

>>9146793
I was gonna say....

Ame soon...

>1 year into en saba
>still no community farm
s-sugoi

THAT'S RAPE

God that's dumb

>>9146786
Me too!

>>9146814
Don't worry she's just pretending to be retarded.

>>9146776
>can en2 just fuck [each other]
god I wish

>The power of love.
This point in the movie is pretty trash.

THE POWER OF LOVE

HOLY SHIT KEANU REPORTED DEAD
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1326355021093498880

rrat is going to starve...

POWER
OF
LOVE

>this part

i love hololive and appreciate all the unique and entertaining talents!

>>9146806
>they never talk about how they all shit themselves

It is Disney

POWER OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Matrix is now a Disney movie.

How does he do it.....

THE POWER OF LOVE~

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOLNEOWINS

KIARA LOVE

>>9146786
I love Ina too!

MR ANDERSON

no

holy cringe, You told me this movie was good.

GOD THE MATRIX SUCKS SO BAD

>Mori feeling embarassed about the Disney moment
Kek

Gura didn't do her bible reps

>>9146858
Princess NEO

>>9146836
there's ina's automated farm thingy. everyone's free to use that.

love uh... like gravity, finds the way

>>9146739
You were saying anonchama??? imagine fucking doubting he was THE ONE
KNEEL

>ya bae

AT field

KINO

Oh hey it IS in this one!

They should kiss

> i have no bed

>>9146795
Incest is hot as fuck.

>zzzz
>I have no bed

HE DOESNT HAVE TO DODGE ANYMORE
KINO
BRAVO

BULL.
FUCKING.
SHIT.

MATRIX IS A DISNEY FILM.

Imagine being so much of a virgin that you get wizard power once chick kisses you

>RESCUING THIS OWL! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE NUMBERS
ALL THE NUMBERS

ES EL

My oshi was supposed to stream 30 minutes ago but the Cocock won't let her out of bed...

EXIT

her animeman voice and her respecc nonsense is really annoying me.
It's not the accent, as I love sana.

>>9146831
kayfabe helps her be natural and relaxed, retard.

>She.gif

gura's not much of a romantic

he can see the code

If you scramble Neo the words spell One

>>9146895
They should touch each othr

HE SEES THE CODE

BRAVO TRANNIES

>>9146846
Power of love is why Hololive exists.

>Mumei logs off and never logs back on.

GLOWIES

>>9146849
I can't believe those were his final words...

Getting shot? just say no, bro

PROFESSIONAL
MINECRAFT
STREAMER

>>9146895
I agree

>>9146895
real and true

BECOME NEO

>i'm splitting

SMITH LOVE

The Oracle told him he wasn't the one because he was waiting for something, like his next life, maybe
He was always gonna die and come back, the kiss thing is just added cringe

Bae is so pissed about the food chest. Myth has never had a real food source on the server.

SMITH LOVE

Bravo 1999 CG

So wait, how did Agent Smith come back from this for the sequel? With the same personality quirks and all?

MR SMITH LOVE

BECOME

>>9146923
Watch her streams.

zoomers couldn't recognize kino if it smacked them in the face

Mumei.... it's ok to log back on...

SMITH LOVE

Keanu is literally Goku

>Meanwhile
OH GOD WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING NEO STOP FUCKING AROUND

CUSTOMMERS IN KFP!!!

Wasn't that... the little girls mom that Keanu killed?

This movie is so cheesy

NICE RESTAURANT KFPKEKS

>Mori could barely shut up about spoiling and expanding the brain shit.
>Gura ruins the movie for Mori.
Based brat.

I will never not love seeing the other two agents NOPE the fuck outta there after Smith blew up

Bae is quickly realizing that the EN server is nothing but lies

>>9146971
She did though...

>>9146987
I just want to be a princess...

>>9146980
She'll be fine

>keanu tbagging the agents while robos cap the point

>>9146958
Don't worry about it.

>>9146958
Neo doing that set him free or some shit, the body exploding doesn't matter since its a program not a person

THE MATRIX WAS LOVE AFTER ALL

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1433649534509338624
Thoughts?

I want a picture of that tentacle machine thing fucking Gura in the slime-womb.

i will never watch the sequels but how do they resolve any threats with neo actually being god?

>>9146958
He had a backup hard drive.

>>9146958
Maybe the AI does frequent backups?

Ganbatte Mumei!

>>9146958
He had sex with a woman and the woman birthed his consciousness back in the form of the baby

Maybe the real matrix was the friends we made along the way?

>Baelz thinks she's going to blow something up during her first MC stream
>EN server is a wasteland and she has to scavenge for food just to survive
sasuguh

Lmao Gura the cyanic

>>9146923
gura only likes feet, not romance

>>9146999
tbdesu she should just raid Ina's house, it's the only place on the server that's well stocked and well organized

>we were the real matrix all along
BRAVO

calli has proven herself to be too chuuni even for gura with this movie

This is my cute wife and my adopted cat. Say something nice about them!

>>9146969
shut the fuck up teakek

>>9147010
risu...

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1433649534509338624
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1433649534509338624
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1433649534509338624
Risu...

>>9147014
He's still a shitty soft human in the real world

The real matrix was the friends we made along the way

>>9146823
>>9146813
Ah fuck I meant Bae

>>9147010
I want to kiss her eye

>Has a restaurant
>No food
Explain this KFP

>kino movie
>ruined by en2 posters

>>9146991
These are Kiara dead hours, we dont work at this time.

>>9147014
He's only god inside the matrix, a lot of the sequels take part outside of the matrix

>>9146767
anon mumei died 5 years ago... you have to let it go...

>>9146987
I love it to death.

A world without (you)

MAYBE THE MATRIX WAS ALL THE FRIENDS WE MAKE ALONG THE WAY

>chickens working all day, every day
>no food to show for it
KFP, explain this shit. What are you even doing in the kitchen?

BORDERS?

Trans ops!

>>9147025
Did the machines not realize Smith was an anomaly by this point?

>Check Rat's stream
>She's in Mori's cave and Mumei is lost somewhere

What did I miss? Also Ina's Iron farm continues to see 0 use.

Her name's whatabae? I'm sayin' what a whore!

>>9147014
Smith becomes the 0 to Neo's 1

>>9147014
Smith also becomes God.

BORDERS

Man today was super comfy wasn't it /hlgg/? Well except for when Botan revealed her newest costume and unleashed the power of SEX unto /hlgg/ and then Lamy de-aged herself to where she legally isn't allowed to drink anymore. Both of their new outfits are amazing and well deserved!
>Songs released today
Watame had a new original song release today and it came packaged with a shiny new 3DMV. The entire experience is beautiful and this may be Watame's comfiest original song yet. You should seriously give this song a stream or two and get lost in this Sheep's wonderful vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY
>Some highlights for today
Today, Reine had her very first ASMR session. She said it would be scuffed and warned you all that you should curb your expectations. Nobody was expecting her to beat the SHIT OUT OF US DURING THIS SESSION. It was quite something really and let's hope to see more of it in the near future.
Roberu was literally dying on the inside as the Animare rape dungeon consumed him once again, this time having him pair up with Izumi from Animare and Hoozuki from NoriPro in an Apex Collab that tested Roberu's incredibly high patience.
Anya's first toe dip into Minecraft happened today and only happened because she was under the supervision of Moona. Somehow Anya was able to make Moona seem like a normal well adjusted person in this collab and only someone as powerful as Anya could pull something like that off.
Mori bout nearly elbow dropped the shit out of deadbeats today when she played Smol Ame. The absolute rage she felt could be felt hundreds of miles away but yet, she still managed to complete the game fully because ya boi's got the tenacity of a ferocious tiger.
Kiara made yet another delicious as hell meal with her sexy gloved hands. She even used a lot of stinky cheese and delicious onion toppings to make it even more appetizing than usual. She found another recipe so maybe we'll be getting another KFP Kitchen stream soon.
Ina's Minecraft stream was filled with lots of flying and sign set up and was probably one of the most comfy Minecraft streams today, along with Flare's temple building. Either of these streams are the perfect streams to just watch back and chill with a smooth coffee or hot chocolate.
There are still plenty of streams going on too as Gura and Mori's Matrix Watchalong Collab is absolutely hilarious. Temma's taking care of his idols in Idol Manager. Bae's dipping her little rrat toes into Minecraft. Roberu's going through the ringer with Her Story and Kanata's adventure into Hardcore Minecraft continues on.
>Upcoming Big Streams
My oshi's anniversary stream is happening in less than 8 hours! Yes, Ayame's 3rd Anniversary is going to be going on and I'm super excited to watch it! I WOULD link you the stream link to it but you see...my oshi is allergic to setting up a stream reservation until the last minute so all I can do is link you her twitter post which confirms that she'll stream.
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1433430393768734733
I really hope to see you guys there, it'll make my oshi incredibly happy to see you enjoying her Anniversary!
So /hlgg/, there was actually a huge bunch of streams I didn't list but watched, but I'd really like to know what your highlights of today was.

>>9146999
Did something tell them that the EN server is a cool place to be? Because literally no one thinks this seriously. She was clearly pranked.

RAGE
AGAINST
THE
MACHINE

kek forgot dracula untold ended like this too

KINO 90s MUSIC

>>9146969
This.

Gura is too nihilistic to understand this movie is about self-discovery

This ending is cool.

>>9147010
Wrong eye......

>>9147010
I want to kiss Risu

>>9147057
>god only inside the matrix
well...

And then the Matrix ended and nobody made any sequels and the directors didn't become trannies and decide to make a 4th movie 21 years later.

so he became the matrix...

why would anyone watch this shit instead of anime

The REAL Matrix was the love we made along the way.

>>9147014
They start threatening them in the real world

>>9147060
>a world without jews

>>9147014
all the threats are towards his friends, he's always in the wrong place and can't get there in time, and he gets tied up fighting for too long while they put their plans into action

UH

>Zeon

>>9147041
That's a bizarre and wild accusation.

DESU neo's design at that end of this movie is better than how he looks in the sequels

>>9147057
Until it goes full retard and he starts pulling matrix shit in the real world

>>9147071
IRyS used the iron farm multiple times

We got enough evidence to conclude Mumei is Shachimu:
>Manneirisms / laugh: https://streamable.com/cao0js
>Art: Pic related
>Extremely similar voice which can be fine tuned with a vocal processor like Ina/Gura/Ame/Kiara do
>Singing voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrHHG_bzOM
>Listed John Denver as one of her favorite musicians
>Both have a pet dog with identical bark
>Both took thursdays off all the time
>Things like keyboard and OBS settings can be easily changed to confuse doxxers, like Ame and Gura do with PST/EST clocks/time on their PCs

>gura wants to see zion
Matrix 2 watchalong lets go

>>9147052
Coof has hit our supply hard...

ENTER

ZEON?

What if Hololive Gen 3 is Hololive Matrix?

Mumei made it

>Zeon
GURA IS A SPACENOID

ENTER

ENTER MUMEI

ZEE-ON

ENTER

THE OWL FOUND HER WAY

ENTER OWL

oh wow mumei got herself unlost

>>9146987
It's cringekino in the most unironic sense possible

Unironically Mori and Gura should watch the John Wick series. They'd have a lot more fun

>living in a society

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>gura wants to see zion yo

>>9147014
fighting agents and agent-like constructs is still kinda "tough" even if he ultimately wins out, and he has a huge weak spot in that he can be killed in the real world so all the narrative tension in the sequels revolves around that

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

PURE
SOUL
KINO

On rewatch I realize this movie wasn't that good, the world was just ready for some cyberpunk chuuni shit when it came out.

SHE MADE IT

>>9147057
zion is still the matrix as seen by blinded neo who only sees in glowing code.

>>9147014
Smith stops being an agent and becomes a virus that basically takes over the Matrix.

Neo stops him by turning into Jesus and letting Smith kill him so that the machines can erase Smith and by doing so forges a truce between man and machine.

gura wants to see the disgusting rave scene

MUMEIIIIIIII

OWL LOCATED

>>9146991
>>9147052
>>9147064
sorry, we're busy playing falls guys with sana to cheer her up

COME ON

BYE IDIOTS

>Neo literally just flies away

KEK i forgot about that ending

MUMEI HAS BEEN FOUND!

this was so bad what the fuck. Is this really considered a "masterpiece of cinema"????

KEANU REEVES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>Rage Against the Machine

BRAVO WACHOWSKIS

>This music

>>9147079
BOTAN SEX
And watching mumei be cute with the rrat stream

>>9147052
What do you mean? There should be employees there right now.

HOOVER
HE WAS A BODY REMOVER

Mori...

ENTER
RATM

MORI WAS SHITPOSTING IN THESE ONE WORLD MAKES A TRAILER THREAD

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my credits still say the Wachowski BROTHERS I am shaking

>rage against the machine
forgot holy fuck

I have never seen this movie before and I didn't really like it, people overhype this way too much. Went on for too long and I was practically falling asleep in the middle part of the movie

Neo is using the creative mode! He is cheating, he doesn't deserve it!

Be honest chumbuds, deadbeats, and/or chumbeats. Do you see them watching the 2nd movie or does it stop here?

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

KILL CHAOS

fatto catto

>>9147163
Zoomers can never understand The Matrix.

This movie has aged like bananas

GURA WANTS TO FUCK SHION

>>9147001
I also want you to be a princess

>>9147110
>he's still coping
yikes

>brothers
wtf, the wachowski brothers are fucking transphobic??? They are WOMEN

>calls it zeon

>>9147148
This is just a shitpost, right

>>9147080
>AGAINST
How the tables have turned...

>>9147114
She's been too long in Babylon.

>>9147129
After this watchalong, I defintely agree.

STILL ONE OF THE MOST KINO ENDING NEEDLE DROPS OF ALL TIME

AND THEN CAME THE >SHOT

>>9146767
THIS

she's on board for MORE MATRIX

>>9147141
Same desu. It's like if John Wick had a really shitty plot trying to be shoved down your throat instead of just cool fighting scenes.

>>9147064
It's hard to run a chain restaurant with all these holo's asking us to play Fall Guys all the time

>>9147184
Admin he's doing it sideways!

holy fuck the matrix end credits is actually rage against the machine how did I memory hole that

>>9147057
>outside of the matrix
>he is unaware

based gura not having any of this funny business

ZION YO

>>9147182
it's the most '99 thing possible so of course it's in there

>>9146767
did they force Mumei to move her stream to avoid overlap with Calligula?

Mori and Gura are like opposite sides of autistic dorkiness

I never watched any of the sequels, are they good?

>>9147163
who are you quoting

gura the emp just turns electrical shit off...

>>9147187
gura will vow to watch it and we'll see it in 2023 maybe

>>9147141
it was 1999. it was a different itme.

Gura paid attention to nothing

>Gura wants answers
OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!!

ANDY AND LARRY LOVE

>>9147193
In the 2000's it was the coolest thing.

>>9147183
next time watch it without these two retards ruining it

God Gura is just like me for loose ends at the end of movies

You're asking some real questions, Gura. That's great! I don't know the answers.

>>9147191
very fatto

>>9147163
watch other masterpieces like king kong (1933)

Trans allegory, btw

>Mori is getting Gura killed.

My opinion of both Mori and Gura plummeted during this watchalong. Hololive was supposed to show me the beauty of women and remind me they weren't all bad. Mori and Gura just reminded me of a ton of bad parts. Fuck.

>>9147079
Oddly enough, every apex stream was the greatest for me today. I mean, every other stream was great too, but y'know. I also wasn't up in time for the costume reveals.

Gura is going to die by falling off a building because of Mori let's fucking goooooooooooooo

>Crafting by memory
>Already better at Minecraft than Ame

You may say:
>It was better back then.

hololive ENGLISH

The Manipulator is active once more.
Even with the power of
>The Gods,
the destined end cannot be denied, and
fate is already sealed.
You may feel weak and helpless.
Thus,
the
>Council
must not hesitate.

>Space
Speaker of
>Space
Tsukumo Sana
Where does the difference lie between 0 and 1.
The only way to save the void is to validate
the existence of
>Space.

>Nature
Keeper of
>Nature
Ceres Fauna
Intellects have long been receiving blessings from Mother Nature.
It is also human nature to abandon appreciation.

>Time
Warden of
>Time
Ouro Kronii
Since when have tyou realized the flow of time?
Ever since, all Lifeforms have been trapped and tortured.

>Civilization
Guardian of
>Civilization
Nanashi Mumei
Civilization is proof of humankind' footsteps.
We can not advance simply by building.
Never forget who you really are.

>ꓛɥɐos
ꓛɥɐos
Hɐʞos ꓭɐǝๅz
ꓕɥǝ ʍoɹๅp is uoʇ ɔoɯdosǝp ʍiʇɥ oɹpǝɹ ɐๅouǝ·
ꓛɐuˌʇ ʎon ɐddɹǝɥǝup¿
Noʇ qǝiuɓ qonup qʎ ɐuʎʇɥiuɓ is ʇɥǝ ɓɹǝɐʇǝsʇ ๅiɯiʇɐʇiou·

>World administration is never an easy task.

Oh I get it, this is Mori's pitch to get Gura to want to play Mage

>>9147110
Its pretty obvious its her from debut alone

WAKE UUUUUUUUPPPPPPP

Gura....

Gura is gonna jump off a building...

You guys aren't actually unironically calling this shit Kino, right? Surely you're not that stupid...

Mori is a bit too much into it...

Mori???

>>9147193
Are you kidding? It's one of the better-aged action movies of its era. The visuals especially aged really well for its time, because they bothered to use traditional effects and stunts instead of just CGI-ing everything.

Holy shit Mumei shut the fuck up i can't hear anything.

>>9147230
No

That movie fucking sucked. Gura is retarded and didn't pay attention. Mori wouldn't shut up and kept spoiling shit.

>>9147214
Why is her tail coming out of her vagina?

Mori should do a watchalong of Buck Breaking

>>9147187
We didn't get a Die Hard 2 with Ame (yet), so probably not

>you can fly too Gura
GURA'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE OFF A BUILDING

>>9147141
Correct, it was the 1999 equivalent of Tron

>God dammit I just want ANSWERS.
No you don't, Gura. No you don't.

gura....

>Just jump off a building Gura

>>9147260
Very ironic use of image

Gura....

Someone, please, tell this rrat about proper audio setups.

>>9147230
Holy shit no.

>>9147260
how new?

>>9147194
what could possibly be hard to understand about this movie

I was expecting this movie to have aged badly but I still really liked it.

>>9147218
everybody memory holed the 90s

mori is going to convince gura to jump off a roof

I'm never going to watch the shitty sequels, someone spoonfeed me what they're about

https://twitter.com/DaKeizer/status/1433612145686626314

Rage sold out to the machine...

>>9147230
The 2nd one is terrible. The third one is good for THE ARCHITECT and the final fight

I miss Ayamefriend.

I did not care for the first matrix movie
also i like the other ones more

>>9147010
I will lick that eye clean

>>9147207
>and then came the corporate spot

mori is telling gura to jump off a building

>Gura tried to fly after watching peterpan
>I tried to fly after watching peterpan
WE ARE

Fucking spoon boy

>>9147213
>>9147151
That Fall Guys copypasta is top KEK.

>sock puppet

>>9147230
They get dumber. If you're down for that then you'll enjoy it

UHHH DEADBEATS, THIS IS YOUR OSHI?

>>9146991
>>9147052
>>9147064
Our boss grew too attached with the current batch and changed some things, we can't kill employees anymore

>>9146991
stores are closed at this time pls andastand

SPOON BOY LOVE

>>9147233
My teachers from film school and their pretentious ass books.

>>9147110
nigger nobody cares about the owl, or who her roommate is or if she has a bf or not

>Sock puppet

>>9147047
>>9147010
Risu...

Gura if you you can understand that 6 million was a major exaggeration, then you'll be able to fly!

>>9147269
Space skyrim when todd?

PETER PAN WAS TOO WEAK
EMBRACE THE MATRIX
FLY, GURA

>>9147071
>0 use.
Do you even watch streams? Holy fuck, that iron became the primary source of emeralds

>>9147202
Nope. Other stuff also happens but that's the only stuff that matters.

>>9147163
nerdkino pls andastand

>sock puppet

hes a big cop

yeah I was in the matrix, I was spoon boi

>Oh this is Ame's cum sock right?
what did Bae mean by this?

>Ame senpai sock puppet

>>9147193
This one is pretty good. The CGI in the 2nd one is awful, especially that giant fight vs a billion smiths.

>sock puppet

IT'S NUKO

>>9147183
Matrix is seriously a product of it's time and place. Late 90s was the era of the pseudo-intellectual BS that we sneer at these days, but it also had action scenes to keep people from falling asleep and put into the trailers.

>>9147332
dumb and dumber

>>9147230
They're so bad that they retroactively make the first movie worst. You're best served by just literally not watching them and treating the first movie as a standalone.

>think happy thoughts
>can't fly
>maybe that wasn't actually a happy thought, and nothing else is
man that movie was BRUTAL

GURA IS GOING TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND FLY. WITNESS HER.

this entire soundtrack is my childhood goddamn

>>9147187
no, I want them to watch The Usual Suspects instead

>>9147287
the matrix really was kino. i saw it live in theatres.

Holy shit the rat's going to piss all over the server

BAE IS GONNA PISS EVERYWHERE

Sock puppet...

>>9147109
you are full retard zion is revealed to be the matrix as well after neo is blinded by bane aka smith and he sees code

>>9147230
Yes, i legit watch the trilogy every year

>>9147332
literally every kid did that and it was glorious

>>9147325
I like the one where they got like robots and shit and they were shooting down those big sentinels as the final last stand, I think that looked cool, I dont remmber how the rest of the movie went tho

Moomers is cute!

>spoon boy is now older than most of this thread

>>9147358
4UUUUUUUUU

>>9147195
H-hey... me too!!

rrat already talking about pee

SPOON BOY LOVE

>>9147323
>Linking your reply instead of the art
lol

>>9147187
Gura probably wants to but I hope they don't
t. tatsunoko

>>9147325
ANON, HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT

I first saw the matrix around when I was 10 and I didn't have this many questions. Does Gura have the mind of a literal child?

What a fun movie, I'm glad this is the only Matrix movie they ever made.

>>9147290
The helicopter and glass scene is actually really tame in comparison to modern films.

>>9147325
this is the worst opinion

Millennials call this shit kino? Christ above...

>>9147193
Have you seen other 90s movies with copious amount of CG (Jurassic Park excluded)? Yeah.

>none of it's real
I want the blue pill...

>>9147287
you had to be there, man

>>9147202
No, he literally spoiled the ending

>>9147230
The 2nd one has some cool action scenes and I'm tired of pretending it's not cool
The highway twins scene is the best action scene of the 2000s

>HoloCouncil are playing Minecraft together at the same time
WHO TOLD THESE WHORES THEY COULD MINGLE AND INTERACT WITHOUT SCHEDULING IT 3 DAYS IN ADVANCE

NO MORI GURA DON'T GO YOU'RE REAL TO ME

>>9147079
Yo what is this about an ASMR stream ?

>>9147230
I like the second one only because of the architect

And Marilyn Manson for the second credits song. 1999 as fuck.
three weeks before Columbine

The plains on PPP is a prime real estate

>oki
what the fuck is this? early 2000 IRC/ICQ?

STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL MORI

this movie is pretentious pseudo intellectual shit for boomers who pretend to be smart

>>9147202
There's a reason I only consider The Matrix canon

is spoon boy still alive

Civilization and Cahos collab!

>>9147230
Yes

>>9147194
Gura is, and Mori is not
so I believe you

>>9147357

Wait isn't this the director of John Wick? Neat

NO GURA STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

>people complain EN Minecraft server isn't as cool as JP
>EN had five members
>JP had like thirty plus the IDs

THE TWO GIRLS WITH THE SMALLEST BLADDERS IN EN MARKING THEIR TERRITORY UWAAAH

gura's debuff voice is so sexy

>>9147256
very fatto, much catto.

>>9147372
I mean, the movie explicitly says you need happy thoughts and magic dust

[Cute News]
Kanatan overslept at her desk
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1433650050740023296

>>9147202
hahahahahah

>>9147325
sure and you like the SW prequels better, i know your kind