/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

RIP Tassadar

Mind broken Selen doujinshi when.

I love Nijisanji.
I love Selen.
I love Petra.
I love Elira.
I love Rosemi.
I love Pomu.
Those are the Nijisanjis I love.

I love Nijisanji EN as a whole but Selen will always be the one I love the most

I want to hug Rosemi and hear her sleepy voice when I wake her up in the morning.

>>9099897
>laughs all the time
She's already mind broken

Showering Petra with compliments till she blushes.

>>9103503
I want to shower her with my cum but internally in her womb.

Finana, your little sister, happened to get on your computer while you were in the shower and she found out what you jack off to.
https://streamable.com/zsywx3

>>9108122
>Jack off
I fucking knew she had a dick

>>9108122
I want to spank Finana's peachy butt

>>9108122
I know this pic is supposed to be hot but I can't get aroused anymore bros...

She's too cute. I just want to look after her like a lil sister QwQ

>>9112559
>QwQ
I'm going to kill you and hang your mutilated body from a fucking bridge

>>9112672
= w =

The thought of Selen cackling during sex has been in my head for the past two weeks. How do I fix this?

>>9112957
Commission an artist

>>9112957
Have sex with her and see for yourself if she'd do it or not

For those of you who like to watch hololive Kiara's cooking stream is about to start.

https://youtu.be/kc1DdfBqVhU
https://youtu.be/kc1DdfBqVhU
https://youtu.be/kc1DdfBqVhU

Is Starcraft 2 any good bros? Kinda want to play it after watching Selen play the first one.

>>9116653
Thanks friend!

i miss elira so much im falling apart im going crazy i need my elira intake im in so much pain I'm already caught up on vods aaaAAA
on the other hand man I'm still shedding tears River that kuzuha 1mil vid on twitter my boy finally made it ;; I'm so happy for him I cant stop crying pain from both sides of the spectrum I cant handle this...

>>9116653
Thanks fellow KFP! I’ll be leaving this thread now!

>>9117163
I really wanna be rough with her, and just hold her tightly after she falls asleep

The other thread's in the shitter with garbage posts so I'm just gonna post here that I love Elira! She's super cute and her energy is infectious! I miss her and I hope she has fun and isn't too nervous during the collab, tomorrow!

>>9117918
This guy's art is so fucking good

Recycled thread, again.

>>9117918
I want to be in a platonic, but emotionally-deep & close friendship with her that involves her randomly asking if we can have rough casual sex whenever we're alone together

>>9117918
I want to stuff an 8 inch vibrating dildo in her, and kiss her tummy while she orgasms! Eventually she'll be pavlov'ed into orgasming just by stimulation to the abdomen!

>>9118598
Finana is a really nice girl. I am sure she wouldn't cheat on her boyfriend with you.

>>9118658
Silly anon, this would be while she's single and busy with other life goals, so she wouldn't be interested in a relationship but would also be mature and understanding enough to know that she is still human and it's okay to have sexual intercourse from time to time if it's with someone you trust and not random people.

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9118702
>single and busy with other life goals
None of them are single. They are women in 2021 when women have the most power they ever had and it is only doubled when it comes to relationships.

>>9118767
doubling zero is still zero tho

I love my daughterwife!

>>9118767
Women are 50% of the population and yet none of them are with you. Curious

I LOVE SELEN SO MUCH

>>9118767
The fuck? You realize we're not talking about their real lives right. This is fanfic.

I want to fuck this fish!

When Elira is not streaming I don't even feel alive

>>9118848
Tell me what you do with your daughterwife at night anon.

Congratulations Rosemi on Employee of the month at her job!!!! She's Employee of the month of my heart, every month.

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1433491547107041280?s=20

>>9118767
You're right, they're not single, they're married to me

>>9119000
I can't wait for their alt outfits

>>9116937
Yes, is very good in the single campaign... of course if you really like the lore you will be dissapointed with the Protoss campaign but you know... its nuBlizz
I recommend you to play it so when Selen play it in the future you can understand what's happening

>>9119000
I love my schitzo aspie autist ESL plant

What are the chances of anyone in Niji playing Wargame: Red Dragon

look at this dork, just look at her

>>9119085
110%, but they won't publicly announce it, they'll disguise it as another stream. So you'll need to watch every single stream in order to potentially catch it.

>>9119087
>closed mouth & slightly closed eyes
>intimidating wosemi....
>opens mouth
>immediate dork energy
god i love this flower

>>9118993
She's very energetic and always has stories to tell or wants me to watch her play a game! It's hard to stay awake for the whole thing most nights, but she's very understanding and is happy that I make an effort to spend time with her every night! She lulls me to sleep most nights with her cute voice! I think she's aware of how soothing her voice is and purposefully does that. I love my daughterwife so much!

>>9118935
AAAA ME TOO!!!

>>9119216
Cute.

Bogos binted

>>9119163
This. They've done it twice before but the streams are unarchived so you need to catch it live

>>9119163
>>9119488
But...
my holos.....

>>9119216
SHE'S YOUR WIFE
WHERE'S THE SEX

>>9119216
>>9119519
Don't be silly anon, his daughterwife is too pure to have lewd sex, especially before marriage.

Consummating your marriage with petra!!!

can't wait to see Finana blow all her money on an overrated character let's fucking ikuzoooo

The thread is pretty slow today

The best 3 NijiENs (not in any particular order) are Finana, Rosemi, and Selen.

>>9119590
UOH.

>>9119613
holy fucking based

>>9119613
Wrong. It's Elira, Selen, and Pomu in that order.

I love all 5 of NijiEN!

>>9119681
I'd switch Pomu and Selen but respectable choices.

>>9119706
Same! I also love Petra!

>>9119706
Pomu...

>>9119706
Don't count Wosemi out like that...

>>9119613
>>9119681
Selen is in the top 3 either way, this isn't up for debate. People can fight about who takes the other spots.

>>9119706
Finana....

>>9119729
based

>>9119706
But there are 6 and i love all of them. Rosemi, Wosemi, Brosemi, Erosemi, Tosemi and Robosemi.

>>9119607
She will get several times the money back in supas

Megaman today!

>>9119853
Faster!

>>9119706
Elira...

>>9119853
>Erosemi
I didn't know this was feasible

>>9119882

>>9119706
Oliver....

>>9119853
Based
Based
Based

>>9119901
FASTER!

>>9119940

>>9119903
kek

>>9119955
Slower!

Guys I've been dreaming with Rosemi these last few days, is it too late for me?

>>9119955

I want to make love to Rosemi Lovelock. I want to make her to feel like she's never felt with any other person on the Earth. I want hold her, cradle her, support her.
She will fear nothing, experince nothing but the purest ecstasy. I want her to feel so completely loved, so desired, so needed that she never takes her eyes off me again.
And as I gently coat her delicate insides with my goo, I want her to only say one thing to me...
Awoo Bark Bark Grrrrr

Why do you guys love Rosemi so much?

>>9119706

>>9120038
But what will you do when she has an asthma attack during sex anon. You told her you would be gentle. You said you could hold back. Now she's dying in your arms anon, how could you do this. You fucked your oshi to death.

Days without Elira are such a cruel punishment. A slow erosion of self as insidious as cancer. And like cancer it is essentially a solitary experience; a room in hell with only your name on the door...

Schedule fags, what's on the schedule for today?

>>9120010
>with
anon....

Stop replying to the people speaking about 3D people. It's the second time that guy comes and he always makes a huge mess of the thread.

>>9120074
look at this face, just look at it

>>9120074
she's /here/
she's flat and anemic
she tries her hardest
she's "one of the guys" and a true gamer
she's cute
she's funny
she's Pomu
she's The Great Rosemi-sama

>get memberships
>stream less
hopefully Selen is different

>>9120074
1. Cute Accent
2. Tight bod
3. likes lifting weights
4. The greatest Tekken player ever, she just can't show us yet: https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1431670905533513736?s=20

Elira compulsively lies. Pomu fucks women. Finana Is pretending to be a horny recluse. Rosemi's whole personality is a calculated fabrication. Selen plays Apex. Nobody watches Petra. All of them have boyfriends.

>>9120179
Fianana Genshin in 2 hours
My wife Selen will play Megaman in 5 hours
and Wosemi ASMR in 7 hours

Don't know if anyone else noticed but it seems like youtube is deleting views from some of the channels.

>>9120252
HOT

>>9120252
> Pomu fucks women

This rrat really needs to die. Like i don't care about the others, but this is bullshit

>>9120200
I... I think i love wosemi now
wtf?

>>9120252
>All of them have boyfriends.
And all of them are me.

>>9120074
why don't you?

>>9120222
She'll be different. She won't stream at all.

>>9120218
>she's flat and anemic
god i just desperately want to push her to her absolute FUCKING LIMIT UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9120298
Who said I don't?

>>9120260
Yes out of 3 billion that have internet access, you, SOLELY YOU, are the only one who noticed. What would we do without your profound intellect, humankind might as well hinge on it, praise the saviour

>>9120320
Based

>>9120074
I can relate to her autism since I might have a little bit of it.

Come to think of it, do dykes fuck women? How so?

>>9120286
But I just fucked her last night.

I'm a holofag getting into NijiEN. I wanted to watch Petra but found out she has a bf. I'll stick with Finana and Selen for now.

>>9120403
They all have so's so you should go back! I'm warning you!

>>9120371

>>9120403
Which one doesn't have a bf?

>>9120252
Still better than the semen slurping gen that HoloEN 2 is

>>9120375
Elira...

how many Wisps are here, just curious.

>>9120403
Isn't it amazing that most of this board considers this to have actual shock value?

>>9120371
Fingers

>>9120403
Sorry bro but she's mine now
t. bf

I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. In my dreams Elira was still streaming. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you feel relieved.
I woke up into a nightmare.

>>9120258
Thanks anon. Nice to see a slightly less packed day.

>>9120403
By all means, enjoy your stay. But keep that faggotry in the holo bubble please

>>9120403
kek

Holofags unironically need to go back. Nijisanji livers aren't idols. They can have relationships. (You) can suffer alone and waste your money on your actual idols in Hololive.

>>9120311
>push her past her limit
>she passes out in the middle of sex
>you can now do whatever you want with her frail limp body

>>9120550
Get back to sleep.

>>9120074
Her tism and dorkiness is way relatable. The difference is that it is cute in girls and makes me want to protect and hug this sweet girl
Also
>>9120218

For a bunch of weebs, NijiEN don't play many anime games.

>>9120286
Is this a shitpost?
https://youtu.be/W6-1o6iZE50?t=6159

>>9120403
I don't really care if they have a bf or not, but the rrat that Petra has a bf isn't really reliable at all.

>>9120496
Maybe ask on a day Pomu streams

>>9120403
Maybe we should push this narrative to keep h*lo fans away.

>>9120624
Are you telling me Starcraft, AoE and Doom aren't anime?

>>9120550
I feel you bro. It's such a shame that Elira died. I miss her

>>9120624
Apex, Minecraft, and Dark Souls are definitely anime games

>>9120624
Pomu is playing VR VN that is pretty "anime"

>>9120624
Describe anime games

>>9120624
Yeah where is the DBZ games wtf?

>>9120580
>But keep that faggotry in the holo bubble please
Nope, fuck that. Get these faggots out of the vtuber community as a whole please. Sick of em
t. owlbro

>>9120639
It became more believable yesterday when she said two things. First when a viewer asked her how to turn down a girl he isn't interested in, she said that she very often found herself in that situation and even straight up avoided a guy for a while to send the message. This indicates that a lot of guys are interested in her.
Secondly she admitted to cosplaying as 2B when she went with her friend to a convention. I don't think I need to explain this one.

>>9120403
>>9120624
Slutposting is finally gonna start

>>9120586
>>9120643
>Holofags need to go back
>Why doesn't Niji get as much numbers?

>>9120738
fair enough, I feel bad for you guys and your oshi

>>9120738
nice to see a fellow bird enjoyer in the NijiEN thread, i understand your suffering
t.KFP

>>9120496
Mint nostalgiajerks happen pretty often, so I think there are quite a few here.

>>9120725
>Selen does a guerilla stream
>You tune in
>Hear this
>https://youtu.be/4fLQIKfnXSg
How do (You) react bros

>>9120758
AWMAGAWD SHE'S A SLUT! MY OSHI CANNOT BE IN THE VICINITY OF A MALE!

>>9120758
Don't really see how either of those indicate boyfriend.

>>9120330
I was trying to make sure I wasn't hallucinating it by confirming others saw it too. Don't know why you're being sarcastic.

>>9120793
No NijiEN fan is complaining about their numbers
If you genuinely think their numbers are too low you should go back

>>9120616
I need to proofread my posts

>>9120793
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
Holofags aren't the same as general Hololive fans or viewers. The former are the most obnoxious, retarded, "idol" fans. The latter don't give a shit about idol shit and just watch vtubers. The former can fuck off, the latter are fine.

>>9120496
What the fuck is a wisp?

>>9120074
She's like a cute dorky imouto character that always tries her best, hard not to root for the underdog

Can you get a trip so I can filter you, you fucking retard shitposter.

(You) need to go back

>>9120793
>Why doesn't Niji get as much numbers?
many btw
And this is a question only holobronie falseflaggers raise LMAO

>>9120758
>Secondly she admitted to cosplaying as 2B when she went with her friend to a convention.
This doesn't mean as much as you think. Just because 2B is a popular and often hot cosplay doesn't mean that EVERYONE who does it looks good. It just means that all the sexy cosplayers out there know to cosplay it for easy views.

I've seen plenty of ugly 2B and Tharja cosplays...

>>9120725
Has anyone other than Pomu talked about dragon ball? That would be pretty funny to see them play

>>9120801
I think a few people here did their reps on her PL while she was on hiatus and fell in love with it if I remember correctly.

>>9120758
The only thing both of those prove is that she's a woman

>>9120856
Meant to reply to
>>9120738
>>9120797

>>9120809
I would fall more deeper than i already am with Selen... and it would be worse since I'm a spic

>>9120839
who the fuck is ban hada

>Petra cosplayed as 2B
Does this mean she has an exquisite posterior?

>>9120550
Tell me what you want me to say and I will lie to you just like Elira does anon.

>>9120856
>>9120838
>>9120830
>Tribalfagging
go back

>>9120890
calm down anon, there's a difference between those two and the shitters that come here just to shitpost like 9120793 and 9120403

Card games for Rosemi
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1433515915614859275

>>9120856
but i'm Pomu

I very much doubt Petra has a Boyfriend.
The fact she's a normie, a student and a streamer means she doesn't really have the time for a relationship.
If she had a boyfriend I feel like her personality would prioritize the BF over her other obligations. Shes been consistently scheduling streams everyday of the weekend.

>>9120886
That is probably true for many, but Mint has been talked quit a lot about in here since debut

>>9120809
Reminds me of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfgAKPrfq8
I want a yugioh fag to join EN

>>9120890
Never leaving Selen faggot

>>9120888
PETRA IS A WOMAN? UNSUBBED

>>9120856
damn is this from the amongus collab? rare pomu sighting

>>9120956
I will always be against the retards who want to ruin Nijisanji by forcing their values instead of conforming. If that's tribalfagging, then I'll tribalfag.

>>9120965
whoops i meant >>9120793 and >>9120403

>>9121003
Based. Where the fuck are the femboy/trap vtubers. I need me a guy who desperately wants to be accidentally called a girl while dressing even cuter than girls try to IRL.

>>9120937
She she said she wasn't as curvy as 2B, she was basically blindfolded, and she struggled to walk around in high heels. She compared herself to a kid dressing up as 2B.

>>9120725
I heard wave 3 will have a spic, I hope she's a DBZfag just for the laughs

>>9120965
in retrospect, that and was unnecessary considering those and 9120956 are probably the same person

>>9121052
You did good at first anon
don't give them (you)s

virgin Petra
>congratulates Kuzuha on his milestone without @ him
chad Pomu
>straight up replies to the man, gets a reply back
At least Petra got some attention from Debi I guess

>>9120969
When does Poker Chase release?

>>9121087
Which made it even more ero.

>>9121066
Faggot

>>9121125
Petra is shy around her crush please understand.

>>9121117
That wasn't me, it was the guy I replied to
Yeah >>9121052 don't give shitposters (You)s

>>9121125
Petra, Pomu and Elira have all responded to his post about the milestone.

>>9121066
Couple that with a really deep voice and I'm down

>>9121125
Petra retweeted nijisanji, made a english tweet about him and sent a message to him lol

>>9121191
damn you're right, I'm running on old info.
But he only responded to Pom... this makes it even worse...

>>9120977
If she had a boyfriend she'd share the cake with him instead of eating it all herself

>>9121248
He literally has a thousand reply chains, chill

>>9121248
More often than not that is just a case of who had responded by the time the person being congratulated on something started responding and who responded later

>>9121263
I did have some, it was delicious

>>9121263
Don't worry
I have her cake every night

>>9121263
Oh you think so? She spoonfed it to me and it was great.

>>9121277
Kuzuha's insane, he's tailoring every single reply to the post he's replying to, down to the number of exclamation marks and emojis

>>9121263
why do you think Petra is so fat?
sharing food isn't in her vocabulary

>>9121335
Sasuga

not having relationships is not healthy
entertainers/idols shouldn't be condemned to having the same barren love life as their fans. It's a nice bonus but I wouldn't wish it on anyone

I've been watching a lot of petra clips lately on two of her clipping channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgUT1iCYBYo
I'm starting to think shes based.

>>9121408
based fan wanting their oshi to be happy more than to be with her

>>9121153
If being based makes me a faggot then I'm the biggest faggot in this thread

>>9121480
I mean imagine caring if, I dunno, James Rolfe has a SO (is he still a thing, I dunno)
the fact that this attitude plagues 2d anime entertainers sphere is pretty hilarious

>>9121408
>not having relationships is not hhealthy
Rude. But I do wish them happy fulfilling lives.

>>9121408
Honestly yeah, them being happy is the most important, I wouldn't want them isolating themselves from the world for my sake

>>9121514
dude, femboys are only ok if it's a kayfabe. Real femboys are horrible degens like Bungo Taiga.

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1433518217662713859?s=19

I want to hear wosemi murloc noises...

>>9121408
No, the microscopic chance of having a relationship and possibly sex with my oshi is what entirely fuels my support.
That illusion should be sacrosanct. Shattering it should be met with divine ire and subsequent consequences.

ALL my niggas love the Great Wosemi-sama!
https://files.catbox.moe/k3z0t5.mp4

>>9121654
This but unironically

>>9121408
that's why I fucking hate the idol shit holofags say on chat. Yesterday Petra said she isn't an idol and 4-5 idiots said that she is.

Man I really just wish they explained how things are instead of just saying they aren't. It seems difficult for a lot of people to understand that vtubers can be idols but not all vtubers are idols.

Elira isn't streaming but her bf is!
https://www.twitch.tv/tora_virtualen

>>9121408
>not having relationships is not healthy
>I wouldn't wish it on anyone
I wish this world wasn't filled with instinct driven monkeys. It's honestly tiring to try to talk to people and they all act like animals who have simply gained the ability to string words together.

>>9121653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYXQDpDIkwY
I gotchu bro

>>9121408
based
fuck idolfags

>>9121654
If you like your oshi so much, why don't you marry her? I swear, you all need to stop beating around the bush, put a ring on her, and be done with it already.

>>9099822
NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI NIJISANJI

>>9121778
>Pogostuck
Is he a masochist like Eli?

>>9121830
You make it seem so easy!

>>9121830
bruh my oshi is a dog

>>9121691
This but ironically

Elira is gonna fuck the moon!
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1433521049904234501

>>9121653
Shes underestimating herself.
If shes worried about viewers she just needs a interesting title with a hook which shouldn't be hard since she wants to do Murloc voices anyway.
Call it "HEARTHSTONE w/ Punishment Game Murloc Noises!"
Have her play with viewers, voice act the cards and then do some sort of punishment when she loses like sit ups or something.

>>9121878
A collar, then.

>>9121869
Ange is too much of a loser to marry

>>9121653
Based tribe deckbuilder.

>>9121770
Here's how NOT to be mistaken for an idol:
Don't have your company hold fucking idol live concerts
Wow, amazing. Who could have guessed.

>>9121653
I only play Wild Mode

>>9121653

gachi radio and hearthstone when

>>9121653
I would watch Rosemi play hearthstone but I don't know if she'll have fun. Matchmaking is terrible right now and all the decks are Yu-gi-oh otk by turn 5 shit.

>>9121770
>just wish they explained how things are instead of just saying they aren't
Like how they should explain they have boyfriends IRL? Yeah I wish they did this too but they wouldn't get any money that way.

>>9121946
Show me the Nijisanji "idol" concerts then, anon

>>9121946
By that logic, every person or band that holds live concerts are idols

>>9121946
> idol live concerts
could you clarify?

>>9121923
not much of a clipfag but I love her so much, still chuckle sometimes when I remind myself seeing this one live: https://youtu.be/Dql6I5KkVgo
Rosemi has good taste in chubas

>>9121987
She should just start playing Yugioh instead but do campaign mode and battles against CPU

I'm open to males in Niji, but my standards for them are unironically way higher than for the girls. Girls can get away with being cute; guys either be straight up traps that are cuter or otherwise better be actually fucking entertaining as hell. They don't get the female buff.

>>9122028
kek

>>9122038
That's fine. I'll be busy enjoying the women who like the male buff.

>Arguing that Nijisanji aren't idols because they have boyfriends
>Not arguing that Nijisanji ARE idols but idols are allowed to have boyfriends in the year of our lord 2021
Why are nijinigs like this.

>>9122024
LMFAO based chuuba.

fuck off you fags,
I want Rosemi to play a fighting game. ANY fighting game, doesnt have to be Tekken.
Hell I would watch her play SFV, just anything please Rosemisama

>>9122110
Because it is universally accepted by heterosexual males that idols should be pure.
I'm being unironic, if you need the clarification.

>>9122110
Because the idolfags don't think like that

look at the mental gymnastics LOL
anon needs to participate in the paralympics

>>9121946
singing doesn't mean youre an idol. Neither idol concert. Hololive really fucked up the west with this mentality.

>>9121988
I'm talking about them explaining the difference between vtubers and idols and how they aren't idols. You have to explain like they are 5 years old for them to understand.

>>9122110
They literally aren't idols anon, it has nothing do with having boyfriends or being pure or whatever, if they say they're not idols they're not

>idol discussion in a Nijisanji thread
God fuck off, it's not related unless you're talking about Uiha or something.

https://youtu.be/6dleHHW1Q_M
How hard is it to actually pay for school? Aren't there loans and maybe grants for poor students

>>9121780
I mean, not having ANY relationships outside of familial ones isn't healthy. You need relationships in your life. It doesn't have to be romantic ones like that anon implies.

I'd much prefer they are happy first and foremost and if being in a romantic relationship makes them happy, then I'm all for it. Happy entertainers create better content.

>>9122227
Now im curious, who in Nijisanji call themselves as idols be it due to lore or something else? I only remember Uiha and even she collab with Mayuzumi all the time.

>>9122251
Most women are too dumb to apply for scholarships regardless of just how many gender specific scholarships exist for them.
They would rather pay off massive student debt loans instead, I guess.

>>9122038
That's hardly a controversial opinion. In fact that's the bar male content creators have always been held to, vtubers or not, niji or wherever.
Once they do capture an audience and prove themselves they tend to have a higher ceiling.

>>9122251
she was lazy and she doesn't want to admit it.
not like it mattered now that she is a chuuba

>>9122251
Her parents said it was a money issue.
In reality, they didn't want to pay because their daughter is an idiot. She said she's interested in "astrology, astronomy, whatever", but doesn't know what "solar" is.

Um seeing people sing, draw, talk, dance and improve themselves is core idol. I don't know why you hate this.

>>9122152
>>9122175
>>9122211
Idols
>Parasocial relationships with fans
>Unreachable by fans
>Subject to drama and scandals
>Very easy to start off while young
>Very hard to break out successfully while earning a living
>Even harder to maintain as a career for more than a few years

Youtubers( and by extension vtubers)
>Parasocial relationships with fans
>Unreachable by fans
>Subject to drama and scandals
>Very easy to start off while young
>Very hard to break out successfully while earning a living
>Even harder to maintain as a career for more than a few years

Face it; Nijisanji are idols just by virtue of being a group of content creators that are (mostly) likable.

>>9122152
Nah, not universally. Majority of them probably but I'm a heterosexual male and idols do not need to be pure in that sense of the word.

>>9122335
Kill yourself.

>>9122251
Hey, here's an 80k$ student loan for only 7% interest an year. You wanna put your signature on it or not?

>>9122333
Lots of people still operate with a 1980s definition of idols, personally I think that idol ought to have a new definition these days but it's just not gonna happen. The 80s never ended.

>>9122329
you can tell she didn't really need the money and was economically well off, otherwise she would have wanted to major in something more viable.
I know I did, i was brought up poor so CS was my only option to get out of poverty

>>9122378
>A nerve has been struck
kek

>>9120809
It would be great but i'd be the whole stream saying "i wish she plays Budokai Tenkaichi 3 next"

>>9122142
But its not the same if its not Tekken anon plus DoA is currently dead and VF5's enhanced release is on PS4 only.

>>9122277
I have a relationship with anons on 4chan. You are my only friends.
But I'm built a bit different than most people. I'm a true recluse.
If you think I should get more friends, then perhaps I'll become a vtuber and make lots of friends that way.

sexlen

>>9122335
So by your definition every celebrity, actor, influencer, or any character with a social presence is an idol. Makes sense.

That is like real life man.

>>9122335
Idols
>Parasocial relationships with fans
>Unreachable by fans
>Subject to drama and scandals
>Very easy to start off while young
>Very hard to break out successfully while earning a living
>Even harder to maintain as a career for more than a few years

Football Players
>Parasocial relationships with fans
>Unreachable by fans
>Subject to drama and scandals
>Very easy to start off while young
>Very hard to break out successfully while earning a living
>Even harder to maintain as a career for more than a few years

Messi is my favorite idol

>>9122439
Correct

>>9122251
This is absolute bullshit. If her parents/ herself wanted to go to college, it's absolutely affordable, especially if she actually gets good grades and worked hard during highschool like she claims.

Either her parents didn't actually want to help her go to college because she's fish brain or she's a lazy idiot that didn't look into scholarships. Regardless, she's made it big now that she's a vtuber so whats done is done.

Stop replying

>>9122475
thats not selen. boobs too big

>>9122469
MESSI MESSI MESSI GOL GOL GOOOOL

>>9122335
Anon, my argument clearly said "idolfags dont think like that"
Idolfags think idols are pure virgin maidens whose sole job is to emotionally satisfy the idolfag in question. They shouldn't have a life outside of that parasocial relationship, they belong only to the idolfag.
That's the mentality you will attract if you advertise nijis as idols, thats the problem see? Its not about the meaning of the term idol

>>9122469
God i want to fuck messi

There has not been a single good thread this week

>>9122469
Honestly, this holds up.

LeBron James is my favorite idol. Who's yours?

>>9122490
You are right

>>9122490
too small, actually

>>9122335
But anon, that describes you too. Are you an idol?

>>9122469
TSU

>>9120074
During her first week everything seemed to be going wrong. Despite that she kept trying her hardest and kept a (mostly) positive attitude. Also she is unbelievably cute

>>9122522
much better.

I'd love to stick around with you guys, but I've gotta listen to Trial and Error again. On repeat. For multiple hours.

I wonder if someone has already commissioned Dokibird to do an artwork of Selen.

>>9122522
SEX

>>9120074
I just think she's really cute.

>>9122453
Yes, if you look up to them they're idols. Where do you think the term even comes from originally

>>9122469
"Messi is my idol" is 100% something that's been said multiple times and you can't deny this fact.

>>9122535
I will be onceI become a vtuber myself

Can Christiano Ronaldo be in Wave4?

>>9122487

>>9122506
As a kpopfag I will say that this is indeed the mentality. But consider this. Being an idol is a job that is guaranteed fame and fortune. Isn't okay to say "in exchange for lots of money and global popularity, we ask for you to abstain from romantic relationships for five years." Most companies don't actually do this, but I don't see how it is an unfair exchange.
But honestly vtubers should just do a better job of scrubbing their old lives before they start Nijisanji.

>>9122251
In the US? Bro I can feel the amount of debt slowly climbing on me and I did two years of community college.
t. premed

>>9122585
So is Messi an idol? Dicaprio? Paul Logan? Who is to blame for? Who can I crucify for them having relationships?

>>9122277
>Happy entertainers create better content.
Unless it is Selen who uses the angst depression and suicidial thoughts to fuel her spite and then streams to numb her existential pain.

Idolfags need to go back. Simple as. Conform to Nijisanji standards or go back to one of your 500 other threads.

>>9122518
Logan Paul is my favorite idol, he's also the idol with the most subscribers

>>9122631
how much is CC? its like $3000 max, you cant afford $3000 every semester?

Fuck you guys I want an angsty and depressed vtuber.

>>9122655
I want clownfag to go back

>>9122693
That's selen

Anon is my kamioshi. God I want to pin Anon on the wall and fuck him raw.

>>9122680
>3000$/sem
yeah brag about it, go ahead

>>9122710
Not enough.

>>9122594

>>9122711
Thanks anon, you're cute too

>>9122711
I like you too, but this is progressing too fast

>>9122631
How the fuck do you get debt from community college.

>>9122490
Boobs far too small actually

>>9120074
Yooooooo, niggasemi back at it again

>>9122711
I will not permit you to rob me of my virginity.

>>9122650
>Who can I crucify for them having relationships?
Nobody, idols can have relationships idolfagchama

>>9122739
Understandable, i don't see how someone more depressed or angsty than selen would have the drive or willpower to actually stream though

I hope your dreams come true anon

>>9122335
That is not true. Idols are by definition supposed to be pure and have no romantic relationships. And since they are usually talented women who can entertain people, so they have a lot of men interested in them and they all have boyfriends. But because they are supposed to be pure then they have to hide the fact that they are boyfriends. And their fans help keep up the illusion.

Now nijisanji aren't idols. They are just talented women who can entertain people, so they have a lot of men interested in them and they all have boyfriends. But because they want to earn money then they have to hide the fact that they are boyfriends. And their fans help keep up the illusion.

I love Elira so much... she's so cute and so sexy at the same time.

You fuckers better start posting about pomu or else...

>>9122680
>>9122767
It was about 2K a semester and I was able to pay all that off, it wasn't a problem. What I'm saying is the debt after getting into an actual university, can't imagine going to a big uni straight out of HS

Sorry, but per my kamioshi Pomu, idols need to be able to do physical, in-person handshakes. No, in-person events by themselves do not count. I need to be able to physically touch them in order for them to be an idol. If that can't be done, they are not an idol. Them's the rules.

>>9122782
delete this

>>9122845
who?

>>9122469
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>9122439
https://streamable.com/uuzspk

>>9122800
But no, anon clearly states those aren't allowed in the idolscape, while giving an extremely vague array of their characteristics!

>>9122866
Oh fair, I went to CC before uni precisely cuz of that. Thanks to me fucking shit up anyways I still got 33k in debut but the natty guard should be helping pay most of that

>>9122901
https://files.catbox.moe/62z69t.mp4

Good morning, anons *chuu*

>>9122693
I want a vtuber who will read her own suicide letter on stream
I want her to always have a loaded gun besides her just in case
I want her to stream long hours of contemplative silence, overlaped with her soft weak cries as she mumbles to herself, asking when did it all go wrong?

>>9122901
Selen...

>>9122802
>I hope your dreams come true anon
Thank you.
>i don't see how someone more depressed or angsty than selen would have the drive or willpower to actually stream though
Someone who feels estranged from the people in their society and stays inside their house all day but yearns for some form of social contact. That coupled with a sense of low self esteem and a desire for acceptance and praise, it could work.

>>9122956
I just got robbed of my first kiss..

>>9122672
This.

Non of the Niji's signed up for this idol garbage
Just because a lot of fans from another company demand it isn't a good enough reason.

If I got a job at subway making sandwiches and then suddenly a thousand people line up and ask for fried chicken I'm not making any. Either buy my soggy sandwich and a cookie or leave.

>>9122711
I thought we both wanted to become wizards Elira!

>>9122693
>>9122802
goth/punk vtuber in a perpetual bad mood doko....

I need awoo bark bark grr in my life

>>9123016
dogsemi...

>>9122973
Selen is like that once you get through the outer layer most people get stuck on. Just like Rosemi has autism outer layer and inside she is a Stacy that milks wallets and laughs at her fans.

>>9122782
Anyone have a collection of Damacus's art work? It intrigues me

IDOLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>9123011

>>9122284
I think Zea, Yorumi, Aiba and Roha call themselves as idols in nijisanji.

>>9123090
How many times did she attempt suicide live?

I want her to stream whatever she wants no matter how boring she finds it!

>>9123090
I WANT POLKANIGGERS TO STOP PROYECTING THEIR SHIT INTO SELEN

>>9122932
>but the natty guard should be helping pay most of that
Nice. I should be looking for stuff to pay for school for me too honestly. Good luck to you anon.

>>9123011

>>9123274
that shit better be a triple mission quest or else is OP as fuck

>>9123097

>>9123274
>Haha whoops looks like my opponent topdeck'd the perfect answer, again, 6 games in a row.

>>9122901
Those shrieks get me so hard, fuck man. Why does she have to be so hot

The ironic thing is that idolfags themselves are the ones least caring for their oshi's idolistic features.
They don't give a shit how well their oshi can sing or dance or perform, or how much effort she put into perfecting her piece.
But they WILL riot at the smallest hint of drama, because their GFE experiences might have not been genuine and that hurts their egos.

>>9120793
i'd rather watch Selen with 100 viewers than any of your holoshit, faggot.
>big number = best
so why aren't you watching Dream?

>>9123274
Rosemi can summon me any time

>>9123329
I like her art, but she's not goth or punk, just edgy.

>>9123274
This actually might get me back into HS

>>9120738
>>9120797
both of you faggots need to go back. no one asked about off content topic here.

>>9123342

>>9123376
>summons you to do her house chores for free

>I don't care she has a boyfriend I watch for entertainment
>She is too socially awkward to have a boyfriend. And they can't be acting 24/7 like that without slipping up.
>Nobody cares about 3D it is a thread about 2D vtubers
>It is healthy if she has a boyfriend
>Girls don't say they have a boyfriend cause of privacy. I am sure they would be just as successful if they admitted to having a boyfriend, but is is just about safety.

Whenever you hear that know it is just a cope

>>9123447
God I fucking WISH dude

>>9123361
Does anyone still have the selen moan catbox link

>>9123360
Must feel good trying to get better at things and having fans cheer you on.

>>9123447
I WANT TO DO WOSEMIS LAUNDRY!!

>>9123463
>>9122938

>>9123360
Idolfags are subhuman and should seek mental help.

>>9123451
totally, vtubers should simulstream their hymens to prove their virginity

>>9123447
>"anon i'm begging you i'm on my knees here please assemble my bedframe, IT'S BEEN IN THE BOX FOR 5 WEEKS, I can't sleep like that anymore, my...my posterior hurts anon please"

>>9123447
I would love to go to rosemis house and spend my entire time there petting King

>>9123547
Be careful, rats have some vicious bites

>>9123524
And whenever you call faggots out for coping they always go into hyperbolization or slippery slide mode.

>9123425
>

>>9123451
It's not "I don't care", it is "I don't demand".

>>9123425
mfw I'm still here

>>9123447
I would love to bring all my power tools and put together all of Rosemi's furniture.

so reflecting on the schedule, why is Selen the only one who is consistently good?

>>9123447
Washing Rosemi's dirty underwear, secretly smelling every one while she is not looking. Doing it by hand so you get to feel the filth coming out of the cloth

>>9123606
seethe
cope
dialate

>>9123620
I defended you before but stop posting off-topic shit

>>9123544
Sure thing Rosemi!
Breaking in Rosemi's new bed with sex!

>>9123629
Because she cares, and probably has enough leeway.

>>9123663
I am glad I struck your nerver simping faggot.

>>9123620
you have a thread to post about your boring shit vtubers, yet you choose here. why?

also lol @ you being a fucking cuck.

>>9123606
slippery slope btw
at least do your reps if you're gonna shit post

>>9123524
>debut stream must have an internal pussy cam segment to prove fitness for idol duties

>>9123629
Because she is a treasure

>>9123683
I didn't even post anything off-topic after that; ain't my fault some people can't help giving out (You)s

>>9123451
Anon, you shouldn't project so much
Not everyone is such a sad individual that they give a shit whether the girl behind the anime png has a boyfriend or not

>>9123629
everone else is working on some project, forgot the name.