/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>8954064
>>8954064

>>9091211
Guess it will be random. Free for all

Bae isn't quite my style but I'm still rooting for her. She's a team player and works super hard and I pray she doesn't explode with all of the energy and coffee. Those Frenchies on Fauna's stream were just being mean and couldn't appreciate Bae.

>>9091434
If it isn't that caffeinated, I think it's fine. But if each cup is a double shot, then she might experience palpitations.

Lol when she thought chat was trolling her regarding the weapon then immediately found it.

>>9091211
Yes. It says "with bratz" on her schedule

she has such a pretty smile bros.

>>9093691

>>9091158
>>9091242
So are we just going to change the tag every thread or something?

>>9094433
/rrat/
/yis/
they both work.

>>9094433
Yes, it will remain chaotic

>>9094433
Yeah
Pretty chaotic, huh?

>>9094433
This is the voted tag.

>>9094690
http://poal.me/g12o1x

>>9094781
I will still vote for /pee/ every time

>>9091158
>5 hour stream
Blessed, she really got into it. Hope there's always one action game in her weekly schedule. Maybe Vanquish next if you want to stick with Platinum.

>>9095219
>Vanquish
>When she can barely walk and aim the camera at the same time in Portal 2
Baby steps anon.

>>9095257
You could consider it training on her own time so that she's prepared for the next collab, either in Portal or some other game.

>>9095945
I'd like to see her try any action game where she struggles. It was entertaining seeing her play today, and seeing her improve slowly. Plus the game had funny scenes

https://streamable.com/n8swpu
Her model is so good for this.

>>9096392
She ended up doing pretty good in the end

>>9091746

anyone got the one image where she's the giant rat that makes all of the rules? I can't find it.

>>9098595
Haven't encounter one yet. this is the closest I could imagine.

>>9098665
Why is “chaos” pronounced /ke.as/? Are angl*s a bunch of illiterate apes? Somehow, this time only happens in engl*sh.

WHERE'S THE PORN

>>9098762
didn't mean to respond to >>9098665

>>9093691
the energy her voice and design emits is a good match

>>9091158
SEX WITH THIS RAT

>>8978386
no wonder I've felt sexual attraction to this rat since day 1

Gud

It seems like we're going to be very well acquainted with page 9 and 10...

>>9098762
Any spelling or pronunciation that seems weird in modern English is because of their vowels shifting without spelling reforms
Any modern attempts at spelling reform are usually done by amateurs and shite. It's just something to live with

Wish she didn't randomly scream so much, having to mater the volume every 5 seconds is a pain.
Otherwise she's great lol

I want her to kapu kapu me.

She also wins the Best Smile award in Hololive

Loved her bayo stream,the suffering kino on the middle was cherry on top.

I will be the last bay rat

>>9095219
She would get destroyed in Vanquish or MGR.
DMC5 seems to be the most newb friendly, I mean did you see gura's run on human?

Are short written stories welcomed here?

>>9114212
Sure

>>9114212
only vanilla fanfics

>>9114550
>only vanilla fanfics
Or pee. You can write about pee.

>>9107779
Why is she wearing a jacket in water?

>>9116115
Chaos.

I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz I love Hakos Baelz

Ok enjoy my extremely vanilla story (its my first so criticism is welcomed)

https://rentry.co/y88py

>>9119262

>>9119262
made me happy made me smile

>>9119262
Aw. So cute

>>9119262
okay that's pretty comfy. Not enough of a writing sample for any good constructive feedback - but I look forward to reading more slice of life from you

Probability anon deleted. But a 5 dye 6 of a kind is ~1/8000, she is in roll 1600. So she is almost a quarter of the way of verifying Statistics.

If she can actually roll to 8000, and prove Probability false, she might just make history

I like her current schedule this week more. But I wonder how it affects the JP viewers

>>9132146
last week was more JP favored. She is either playing around to see which slot works, or being chaotic

>>9098762
English hasn't been anglo in centuries

>>9119262
SLEEPY CUDDLES AND COFFEE WITH BAELZ! YAEZ.

>>9098762
The answer is freedom. English is one of the few languages that is not regulated by an academy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_language_regulators

Basically a lot of languages have an authority on words and pronunciation to make sure it maintains cohesion and correctness. English decided to "YOLO". Oxford has been trying to standardize, but who the hell wants to listen to the brits

>>9093691
mischief incarnate

>>9134889
Not to mention it uses completely different spelling conventions from at least three different languages simultaneously

>>9134982
well an Academy would of prevented that by making an "English word" to mean what the foreign word is. However english just imports it without care.

Japanese for example has a very strict rule for foreign words being imported and the Katakana is verified by an academy

What would happen if she discovered dynamite and blew up the whole server?

>>9134889
>Japanese has a language regulator
So what the fuck happened?

>>9137682
thats what happens when you steal another languages retarded 3000 character alphabet, nigger rig it to fit your own. and then decide ' you know what fuck this retarded shit, were starting our own alphabet.'

>>9137682
Technically speaking, different areas of Japan spoke different languages since they were ruled by different independent rulers. When Japanese was being invented by that monk guy, to prevent another civil war he just figured "fuck it" and included everyone's words.

>>9137895
>>9137973
>fuck this, appears in both explanations

>>9135134
>Japanese for example has a very strict rule for foreign words being imported and the Katakana is verified by an academy
And that's why there's complete nonsense katakana like ベビーカー (which refers to prams), ジュース (which refers to canned drinks), バイキング (meaning a buffet), チェンジレバー (gearstick), ファンタジック (fantastic), and so on?

>>9137973
All this really indicates is that the regulator isn't doing much to stop shit from getting retarded.

>>9138321
There's historical reasons the academy chose those katakana ie:
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/viking-buffet/

The academy is there to preserve their country's culture, not to make shit easy for JSL people when English won't return the favor

Nornally I care more about the chuuba’s personality/humor than the model, but her model is just pure, unadulterated, undiluted, weapons-grade, industrial-strength, premium, untainted, absolute S E X

>>9143848
yaez

>>9143848
Mika's designs make me absolute fucking feral

Minecraft in 7 minutes
https://youtu.be/Qud3gcINOiU

lets fucking GOOOO

SHE'S GOING TO DESTROY EN SERVER THE TERRORIST RAT

>Local Rrat bombs the EN server

>>9144847
I'm actually surprised she's allowed to play at the EN server. i thought they're not allowed to play it on their first month because of the collab ban.

She already destroyed the Pantsu Express for degeneracy

She's so cute...

>>9145726
Im glad.
If she wanted to play MC and had to just play on her own world alone for a month it would suck.

>>9145726
maybe no one had scheduled to play minecraft on this time slot or management set it up

>>9145726
Maybe she downloaded a copy of the server and is playing offline.

taking jabs at Kiara's ESL spelling

>>9145726
Chaos doesn't obey the laws of the universe

>>9145453
That's a pretty clear objective. Time to burn everything to ground

enter_mumei

CONFIRMED MUMEI SIGHTING

Enter

>they shoehorned in mumei for numbers

F L O O R C A K E

>nature
>trees
name a more iconic duo

>mumei too pure to take the pantsu train

I CAN'T BELIEVE MUMEI WAS TOLD TO KILL HERSELF

mumei...

Mumei is going to fucking die

she told mumei to fuck off

>It's a chaos saves civilization episode

mumei hoarding berries

she wants to mark territories with mumei
with pee

>We should mark our territory
This piss rat

I like that you can always tell which ones are actually into it.

>ballz and gura just really autistic and happy to be there
>Mumei phoning it in
>calli just never logs in unless she has to because of a collab

Territory marking...

My vtuber minecraft skin collection continues to expand.
Only two left to get in EN2.

>I get lost a lot

She's like gura, but louder and with a time machine.

>IRyS didn't get a tour and got lost
>Baelz (And Mumei) didn't get a tour and got lost
Myth...

>>9147712
blow it all up Bae! Burn this whole thing down!

>5 minute ride
Why dont they just use Netherportals and cut that time in half?

>>9147712
>Ina was here earlier but she was flying around collecting pet fish

>>9147712
>We really want to support the council because we never had support from our senpai.

>>9147938
The OG HoloEN fans remember the tunnel digging arc.

>>9147938
or an ice road like what Nene did

>>9147712
>Wants to be good senpai's
>Doesn't do the most basic thing a senpai can do

I just noticed that Bae's Minecraft handle is Whatabae.

>ignores Mumei
>leaves Mumei behind
what a bitch. prepare your rrats.

>>9147712
>>9148105
They're still on a collab ban, so Myth and IRyS can't interact with them yet.

They can't get tours, they still can't collab retards.

>>9148069
Oh I do remember it, but they were new then. They need to update and stop living like cavemen now.
>>9148088
An iceroad is always a good option also, but placing all that ice would take a lot longer than just a netherroad.

>>9148247
how long is collab ban?

>>9148241
Calm down /who/.

>>9148216
same as Gartic last time

>>9148287
What makes the railway worse is the only thing that's on the other side is Ame's PPP. And it doesn't even work properly

>>9148242
It is kind of crazy that Myth have never given a tour to IRyS. And her collab ban was only two weeks.

She hates Mumei so much

>>9148242
>>9148247
what a stupid fucking rule

Nah she doesn't hate her but she probably doesn't want to babysit, plus Mumei is able to get around too she's not that retarded.

>>9148241
>>9148300
I think Mumei saw Bae playing Minecraft and jumped on to have hijinks, but Bae has her own plans and don't want to collab and can't say it.....

>>9148241
She'll be fine.

>>9096897
Her model is very good I Still think it was wasted by the roommate but I guess we could have worse ones

Mumei just wants to play and this rat is totally ghosting her

>>9148242
Even when the collab ban was over they still never gave IRyS a tour
Hell, both Ame and Mori were on when she first played and neither of them gave her a tour. polka did more for IRyS than Myth ever did and that was an accident

>>9148693
Rat is out destroying stuff
Can't have civilization trailing her

>>9148285
1 month. IRyS only got it shortened because she debuted alone

>>9148716
She should have just continued on the JP server once she already made the mistake.

>people not getting Mumei is in-character and uses the off-camera time to do her own tour
>Baelz clearly concerned to help her out but doesn't want to muff up the kayfabe
>Mumei just tells her to bee herself and chill
It's a wholesome interaction and probably partially planned anyhow, just enjoy the show

>>9148809
Agreed. That brief interaction with Polka was cute

>>9148621
That one rrat.
I just thought she's not comfortable collabing without preparation first so this impromptu collab threw her off.

>>9148404
Well why dont they fix the PPP?

She's going to go back to Mumei to give her flower

real ADHD hours.

>>9148992
Because that would hurt Ame's feefee's

>>9148716
>>9148856
Why was polka playing minecraft at that really weird hour? gura managed to go for nearly 5 hours with no one noticing

>>9149005
>She's going to go back to Mumei to give her flower
after chat called her out for ghosting when Mumei just wants to find her....

>>9149035
It's like she said, MC is the kind of game where you get sidetracked constantly. I always go back to this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSehcT19u0

>>9149042
>Why was polka playing minecraft at that really weird hour?
We will honestly never know because IRyS left
I think it was for a prank though

how does she know enough about minecraft to build her tools without the recipe book but she doesn't know what gravel is

>>9149042
Polka is mentally ill.

>>9149094
You don't need gravel to build tools

>>9149083
not her fault she has short attention span
she already forgot what she was doing now

>>9149112
??????what

has she pressed F3 yet

>>9149130
>Already forgot to go find mumei and is building other shit
I like the Rrat but she's ADHD as fuck

>>9149191
Pretty chaotic, huh?

She has TNT already welp

>>9149190
nope

>>9149130
>I'll go find your mumei.
there you go /who/
say thanks

She's trying to steal Pekora's gimmick, but doesn't have the intelligence to pull it off

>>9149254
Yeah, she's too smart

enter_kronii

>KRONII TOO

RAT IS TOO POWERFUL

>Mumei is shivering in a dark cave somewhere while Rat hops around making explosives

ENTER

>>9149083
chat? more like snowflake /who/bros that constantly live with victim mentality

they may as well have done a council collab at this point LMAO

snaa and fauna...

just need one more skin now to complete the EN2 minecraft skins

>>9149211
Haachama is chaotic. Rrat is just... Obnoxious, lol.

>>9149360
would probably be better than what they have planned

>>9149316
>>9149334
if another Council jumps on, I'm guessing this is kayfabe for foundation of the HoloCouncil area

OBLITERATED

SHATTERED

DESTROYED

WILL CLOCKFAGS -EVER- RECOVER?

>tries to break a crafting table with a sword
>notices its going slow and changes it to a pickaxe instead
>has an axe on her hotbar
dumb rat

I hope one day a new hololive girl is actually a minecraft pro and can shape up the server with real tech.

Wait is this the first time gen2 enters the server?

Can't believe Kronii called Bae a nigger on stream

All that leaves is Fauna and Sauna
Fauna might not be a guarantee since she was drinking earlier

>>9149503
From what I've seen Fauna is the best gen2 minecrafter

>>9149503
If you didn't watch Fauna she's actually pretty good, knows most shortcuts, crafts manually, even knows speedrun strats I'd never heard about.

>Mumei is STILL lost

you talk shit about bae but the truth is all the other council members love her
she's their baeby, they like to draw her in gartic, they all want to collab with her, they want to join her minecraft

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we getting calls

>>9149360
guess I predicted the future

Discord call incoming!

>ye
this is exactly how i respond when one of my friends asks if i wanna voice chat

Impromptu collab is happening

>>9149621
this is why she's the 'center', she binds all these weirdos together.

PURE CHARISMA

Did kronii fall into kiara's secret hole?

Ahh fuck I wanted to sleep but I can't miss a muth MC collab

>those keystrokes
Rrat is a fast typer.

ENTER
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

>Maybe I should hide my entrance

Just lurking.
We know kronii. we know.

>Kronii acting like she's all cool and will make a stealth entrance
>She's actually lost

>jumps in the water when she sees there's a shark

Mumei showing more energy than 90% of her streams when she starts laughing.

Fuck I missed the F3, what were the specs?

ENTER AND EXIT

Gura almost breaking the collab ban

>Gura logs on
the collab ban…

Uh oh GOOOOOOOORAH

>>9150752
Bonked live on stream

>>9150677
pretty old parts, but i noticed most of their rigs have pretty powerful processors

gura was so into with the collab-ban she didn't even know her kouhais were streaming and playing MC

Chaos x Civilization is my OTP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MUMEI AND BAELZ ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER

>>9150677
>decent computer
>Aussie internet
sasuga

>>9150860
GPU shortage is real.
It would take another 2 years before they can buy upgrades without having to pay scalpers.

>When did that happen?
My god, you could leave her to watch and movie and come back and she wouldn't even know

>Sana in chat
only one missing is Nature

>>9100129
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92470618

Made me kek at how fast she left

>>9150860
>pretty old parts
Thats considered old?

>>9150952
>had my rig almost ready minus the GPU
>still saving for a 3060 Ti
>news about GPU price hikes coming out recently
i wish i didn't build a PC this late...

>>9151183
I remember talking to a buddy of mine about if I can just pull out my 1660 from this prebuilt and put it into my own built PC and he had the audacity to say "Why not just buy a 3060? it's better"
Seriously, I wish I built my own PC years ago

Kronii sounds medicated and lobotomized

>>9151431
like Kronii

DEJAVU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>9151431
shes just Korean

>>9151431
This is super late for her

>Ok truce
Kronii knows the last hit rule

>finally find Kronii
>instantly starts PVPing
Based

>>9151487
This was the same time as her last 2 streams.

Damn, rrat is really showing how strong she is with others. I already love her dynamics with both Mumei and Kronii. No wonder she is billed as the leader of the council since she so naturally works well with others.

>Chaos almost killing Civilization and Time
Going straight to Ragnarok it seems

sticky keys?

Bae discovered sticky keys

>bae is about to kill Mumei and Kronii

domestic abuse..

>not disabling sticky keys forever the moment you finish installing windows

Bae's just swinging recklessly

>Bae and mumei sleeping together
s-sugoi...

wrong hole kronii

>>9151625
>throws snowball for fun
>Kronii tries to act cool by actually doing damage
>Bae pulls out the fucking iron sword
>UAK

>>9151758
Imagine how well she'll get on JP girls.

>>9151881
Sometime Windows will even auto disable it for you

>>9151920
KRONII WRONG HOLE

>>9151954
>kronii wrong hole
>baelz yells as kronii fucks her ass

Ha ha Baebae go boomboom

>That absolute lack of interest and energy to the point she sounds like TTS
Kronii truly is Mori 2.0
I fucking love her

Over 90minutes in and she hasnt blown anything up yet.
Bros....

>>9151431
she's a leaf so there's a nonzero chance she's high

KronIrys war now

Bae had to punish that joke

>>9152240
it's hard when she has to babysit 2 people because chat will go autistic if bae accidentally walks 5 feet away from them

>>9152273
she's gotta wait for irys and ina to finish decking it out first

>that's what happens when you get in mumei's way

Will Hope have to descend on Kronii?

The rrat of Amontillado

she said the sus word

>"I'm sorry" "I did nothing"
>........
>ARE WE READY TO GO BOOM?

Kronii sure sounds super excited to be here.

> Kronii wants to live in Baelz' hole
Same desu

>Where did you guys go?
>I forgot how I got here
My sides

>>9152570
That's usual Kronii but I think it's also late for her right now, skipping her sleep reps like I am to watch this.

>>9152570
She is being a troll actually by sealing off everyone

Kronii needs to learn to say no if she doesn't want in.

>>9152570
I'm glad that we have a sardonic hag like Kronii, i'd hate if the entire gen was generic and sweet talking like Mumei and Fauna
Gotta have variety

>>9152570
Her excited voice is the thing of nightmares.
Zero fucks o'clock is the way things were meant to be. There's a wide range of intensities this gen, from Sana's earnest yet slightly horny joy to Fauna's gentle savagery. Find the ones for you.

RRRRRRRRRRRRAT

>>9152719
Fauna talks sweet but she can banter.

RRAT
ok that's a callout

I thought mumei said "brap" for a moment there

>>9152719
stop calling these zoomers hags

>>9152888
No

creepers, awww man

>>9152850
Mumei likes to randomly roll her Rs for no reason though, she has a lot of strange talking quirks.

>>9152938
Isn't that a sign of autism?

>>9152850
SHE'S HERE

Using fire to remove a tree.
Oh god this never ends well.
Rip the EN server.

>>9152938
Parkour!

>>9152850
I hope someone clipped that

>burning down everything for some reason

Yeah i'm thinking kino

>finds she can use fire
>sets the trees on fire
>sets herself on fire

Rrat is literally pure ADD chaos.

>Hmmm rat meat
Kronii on a roll

>>9152991
Fauna will not like this

>>9152991
And with KFP nearby no less

Comedic timing rat. It's watered down EN Pekora

>they're just gonna live in a hole in a mountain
Council...

>>9152888
>kiara is threatened because the council is 5~ years younger than her

At last I truly see.

Together!

>>9152980
>mumei reproduces pekora's rrat by accident, by being an autist like her
lol

>>9153096
there is absolutely no chance Kronii is younger than 25

>Kronii center
I kneel

>>9153262
Time is the center of the universe

>>9153216
I could see her as being a fan of billie eilish.

Well first semi-collab and they managed to blow a hole in a small hill.
Not as impressive as the tunnel the other girls dug but its a start.

Oh my with the flowers

they're being gay

OH NO NO NO STREAM FREEZING UP

The clock is broken

but have you considered: flower

Kronii with her 0 energy is funnier than anyone in her gen
We're not ready for her to release her power level

I was kind of hoping rat would play chaotically and mix up inventories, leave tree tops, burning villages down but this was kino nonetheless.

so what was Mumei losing her sanity over? Just Kronii saying flower like a robot?

>>9153497
Okay everybody, here's the plan:
DO NOT EXPLAIN WHAT FLOWER MEANS TO ANYONE.
That is all.

I don't get it. Baelz' average voice volume is that of a plane at takeoff, yet this was still comfy.

How does she do it?

>>9153610
Yes.

>>9153610
Yes.

FLOWER

>>9153610
She got the giggles, and Kronii knew it.
Flower

>>9153216
she is 24

>>9153610
and crouching in the corner ticking like a clock

>>9153610
Adorable autism

>>9153610
Flower

>>9153572
Kronii felt like she didnt want to be there till she just started repeating Flower over and over and then I actually laughed.

F.L.O.W.E.R.

>>9152991
I mean, if this was Beta Minecraft the entire server would be doomed yes.
But Fire spread has been nerfed multiple times OLD MAN. It's only a real danger if you light a wooden building on fire nowadays.

>>9153663
minecraft kinda just has that effect

>>9153572
Rrat being pure energy is great though.

Hey /rrat/, /who/ here, your rrat is cute and a good leader.

>>9153927
thank you
rrat is the red ranger, it should sound like a shitpost but it isn't.

>>9153785
Babelchama.....

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1433675225112088581/photo/1

>>9153785
>light a wooden building on fire nowadays.
Both Ame and Ina's house

Flower

>>9154125
I mean, she literally is red and also supposed to be the leader, lorewise

>>9154125
And who is the blue ranger? Sana?

>>9153785
>>9154335
>It's only a real danger if you light a wooden building on fire nowadays.
ironically, IRyS' mud hut would be the safest house in the whole server
>Ina and Ame's houses are made of wood
>Kiara and Gura's houses are made of wool AND wood

>>9154576
blue ranger is kronii, red ranger is baelz, green ranger is ceres, pink ranger is mumei.
Who do you think is sana?

>>9154726
piss

>>9154726
Yellow or White

>>9154634
>the mudhut was the safest house on the server
fucking big brain Irys

>>9154726
the big ranger
the megazord

>>9153785
I remember Notch shilling the minecraft alpha on /v/, but never played the game. Still haven't touched it.
How bad was fire spread in the beta?

>>9154826
>Everyone has been wondering why IRyS refuses to live anywhere else but in a mud hut at the bottom of a ditch instead of the sprawling mansions the rest of the ENs live in
>It turns out to be THE safest place in case of a thunderstorm or a rrat decided to go full pyromaniac
Big brain plays by the personification of H O P E

>>9153572
did you miss high energy kronii in the portal collab?

>>9154997
Yeah

>>9154726
Yellow, omegae is the silver one, or quantum if he's based

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>>9154992
>>9154992

>>9155152
Why make it this early? /vt/ is a very slow board. You got at least another hour, if not two.

>>9155920
Already hit bump limit.

>>9156039
So?

>>9156039
Wait til page10, threads don't sink so fast in general boards