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48 more hours.. I'm already going through withdrawal

Reminder: Not all criticism or opinions are printers. Doxxfags are the only printers. Do not reply to printers

Bros... I miss her already

I love the cute autistic owl

>>9083990
looks like a penis head in the thumbnail

>>9084249
what the fuck is a printer?

>>9084308
Do your debut stream reps

I will dedicate my life to finding a cure for Dimensia before it's too late.

Mumei should visit a Roman bath. They're increadibly comfy.

MEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEI

>>9084424
>>9084256
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The Phoenician club is two blocks down.

>>9084308

I love my cute and dumb wife!

>>9084461
Its interesting how bath houses in many ancient civilization were more social gatherings than a place to wash. I think Mumei would be interested. Also cute owl in the bath.

>>9084703
>cute owl in the bath
I like my owls soggy and moist

>>9084703
>Mumei seeing nothing wrong with bathing with her friends
>Invited you out to a spa/sauna/bathhouse to hang out, unaware that it has different connotations in the modern era
cute

Pako drew Space Owl together.

I really, really want some shitty Legend of Zelda rip-off game with Mumei now. Guess it's time to give Unity the old college try once again.

>>9084776
I want to lick the armpits of the Civilization...

>>9084883
Pako is so proud of his daughter.

>>9085142
But that already exists?

>>9086592
He wants a good LOZ style with Mumei, not dollar store LOZ with dollar store Mumei.

Mumei should give reading antiquity books a go. Would Munei like reading the Epic of Gilgamesh?

>>9086930
History of creative writing would be cool.
Starting with Gilgamesh and how it's explicit instead of alluding to anything,
Seriously, the epic is mostly shit like "guy told Gilgamesh to cut down 500 trees. Gilgamesh went and cut down 500 trees"

>>9086592
Sandwich paizuri with amber and mumei!

>>9087588
You have to remember also that these stories were mostly passed down through oral tradition. Repetition of that sort can be chalked up as either a part of the style or a way to help speakers remember the lines. The tablets read more like a chronicling of deeds and legends that were all coopted into the larger Gilgamesh myth. Each myth has it's own place in the larger story, little morals adding up towards the main big one. Gilgamesh and Enkidu essentially act as the characters that the listeners learn those morals with. They're imperfect but you learn to look up to them anyway because of how much Gilgamesh changes.

>>9088647
There's a joke about Legend of Zelda that applies to all legends in history. Legends are not about how good the stories are but how often they are retold.

>>9088647
Certainly. That's what would make it so interesting.
Exploring the development from recording oral tradition to developing written-original stories, to development of storytelling like discovery of the rule of three.
It can be kept to technical details so to appease Susan and Omegabitch.

>>9085142
Procedural generated infinite adventure game

>>9086930
She could just make her own version of the classics using hololive girls with their permission.
Hercules' 12 jobs but it's Nenechi or any sort of folktale really.

I have hope. If she cares about and is creative she can find a way to beat omega and get perms, might take a bit tho.

>>9089628
So Mumei becomes a playright for Hololive plays? I'll dig it if we have more English speaking members.

>>9089628
>>9089757
The tragedy of Macpeko

>>9089838
To be, or not to be, that is the question ~peko
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune ~peko
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. ~peko
To die—to sleep ~peko
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation ~peko
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; ~peko

>>9089757
Yes, but all of her plays are actually written by black Ame.

>>9089982
Mumei history stream on the Black Israelites when?

There's nothing

>>9091065
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside.

>>9091065
You will make it, Anon.

>>9091065
>My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Maidmei

>>9085765
cute

>>9093425
Too powerful

>>9093425
Mumei is /here/ but she's a Meido

>>9093425
Oh my dear god. This is too fucking cute I'm going to HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

lol

>>9095209
This guy got btfo so hard

>>9095281
>BGM will just be generic vtuber music that other Holos have already used before
Hey, he got one

>>9095368
I wasn't expecting ambient brain damage

>>9095209
>VNs
Sengoku... rance...

>>9095209
Also

>>9095670
MANAGEMENT HATE

>>9095670
I don't think he's happy now...

>>9095209
>>9095670
Both of them btfo'ed so hard. It's funny that she is just a cute girl that likes to learn new things

>>9096481
We honestly could have had history streams, but we overdosed on hopium not realizing that Youtube would demonetize anything about history and cover hates anything close to yab

These dead hours/break days always get me. I miss her already bros. also jesas those multiple bait threads. It's always SEA hours too.

>>9096627
Same, I'm coping by playing Civ IV and Starcraft Brood War, and also reading VNs. Also, what did you expect from schizos?

>>9095670
Aside from game choices, I think he's kind of accurate.

I hope the printers run out of ink

I missed the second half of the stream because it was getting late...Watching the VOD is nice but it's not the same

>>9084249
Don't reply to flamers and bait either, especially in this thread.

>>9084860
Going to a sauna with Mumei! Although it might be hard not to look at her (as opposed to naked strangers).

>>9095670
We can still make it happen bros, believe in Mumei.

It puzzles me how much she made the schizos seethe by just existing. Is it because she's vulnerable made her an easy target? Is it really the audition rejects that has to shit up this board because they got outbeat by a literal amateur streamer?
She is literally the 2view experience, with Hololive franchise backing, and without having to deal with baggage of indie's erratic schedule/drama, Cover is a fucking genius for going into this untapped niche. Yagoo, I kneel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G6xu-J_Dmc

>>9097553
Cover probably had an idea of what kind of person they wanted to play Mumei and her roommate ticked all the boxes despite her inexperience.
If anything, those rejects should be looking at the other 4 to see where they can improve next auditions.

>>9097553
It's just the same ol same ol that happens every month. Once they find another thing to stir up shit with you'll see a decline in it towards mumei at least. still can't tell if it is HER or not anymore, I don't really care either way but the fact it can go either way is interesting

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433351640761782274?s=20
HoloCouncil is opening superchats soon.

>>9097872
Mumei has very idiosyncratic habits and mannerisms.
Also, she comes off as 2-view chubba.

>>9087588
>"guy told Gilgamesh to cut down 500 trees. Gilgamesh went and cut down 500 trees"
I-is Gilgamesh the basis of NieR: Replicant?

>>9099392
MUMEI MY RAT JUST DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What would you akasupa Meimei?

I'm just waiting for the moment that Mumei "suddenly" regains her memories and unlocks her PTSD.

>>9100213
Cute art potato fren

>>9100121
HISTORY STREAMS
MANAGEMENT ONEGAI
TATER FAMINE STREAM LETS GOOOOO

>>9100213
Very cute art.

>>9100290
Thank you fren. I'm trying really hard to draw as much of her as I can on the weekends, so I hope I can hang out here and just share my love for Mumei here and there.

>>9100121
Here is your severance pay from Pete construction. Don't come back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnWSkBj13o

I want Mumei in a collab (Fauna or Sana, cause Kronii wouldn't have the patience for it) to try to make something with confidence only to mess up badly.
When her collab buddy tries to fix it for her Mumei gets flustered and says "Wait don't, I can do it too!", only for the collab buddy to smile and silently watch Mumei tinker with it until she figures it out.

>>9100121
I'll leave it blank, or just a simple message that I'm enjoying her streams. Knowing that I'm supporting the cute owl is good enough for me.

All right, here's one for you guys. Dunno if I wanna post it on twitter since it's not finished yet, but I also wanna be quick on the draw from the stream.

Mumei imitating Sana legit made me smile like an idiot. I love this bird so much.

How many Mumei does it take to switch a light bulb?

>>9100121
not rich enough to akasupa but not too poor to not do membership so i would just support her in silence i guess

>>9101633
?your @

>>9101633
That was a cute moment

>>9101831
Oh, my @?

Hi, I'm PotatoIsNotCute.

I'm your Mumei artist.

>>9101905
>Owner of HanakoIsBestGirl
Maaaaaaaan that takes me back.
Glad to see oldfags sticking around and still producing content for the chans without grifting for cash

>>9101972
I took over the site from the owner last year, so I've only inherited it, but I'm about as devoted to it as he was. I got my start on 4chan actually, drawing Hanako in /ksg/ like two years ago, haha.

>>9091627
In the mud and sinking deeper,
Into a peaceful life
ANT IT WILL COME!
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!

>>9091627
In the mud and sinking deeper,
Into a peaceful life
AND IT WILL COME!
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!

>>9101739
One to remember why she needs to switch it off first, one to remember which way to spin it out and one to remember which way to spin it in. Oh, and one that remembers buying the new bulb at the hardware store.

No Mumei today.. might as well just die

>>9102557
You forgot the one to remember that the lightbulb needs changing, the one to remember that they own a lightbulb, and the one to remember what a lightbulb is.

>>9102837
that would make mumei sad

>>9102837
Anon, get hold of yourself!
Dont waste time, learn new skills, try drawing some fanart, maybe write some wholsome story about our owlgirl, just do something to make Mumei proud!

Two weeks ago I was totally uninterested in vtubers.
Today I am hugging a cushion pretending it's Mumei.
What the fuck happened?

>>9102865
Oops, I forgor about those.

>>9103353
Everyone started somhere anon
I fell into it after i saw Fubukis clip singing "penis"

I want Mumei to take the cloak off next stream.

I want to see the undershirt with the cleavage window which gives her a sophisticated, mature aura.

I want to see the odal rune clip on her collar and imagine her esoteric interests.

Oh Mumei I humbly beg of you, take the cloak off. Turn me into a simp. Onegai.

>>9103533
it was "venus"...onegai...

>>9103547
The cleavage window is objectively silly, though. It really makes no sense being there other than fulfilling RPG female design unspoken rules.

>>9103660
It's there for ventilation, she needs it.

>>9103533
kek based

>>9103810
benis :D

>>9103547
>This anon have not took goslingpill yet
What are you waiting for owlfren?
She is perfect
She is everything you could have wanted
She is embodiment of the autistic gf meme
She is Katawa Shojou and Epic of Gilgamesh combined
She will do history streams aftter some time, when she gains confidence to fight with menagers for it
She will play autistic games like RCT2 or Cities Skylines
She will play your favorite strategy game
She will make best karaoke stream you have ever watched
She will go on historical tangents in her members streams
She will love hoomans
She will love (You)
And you will be happy

>>9103571
Yeh, i know
But the way she said it...

>>9103941
I know that anon.
But still…
> I want Mumei to take the cloak off

>>9103892
Oh fug benis :D

>>9104257
>>9103892
>>9103810
:D

>>9103660
It’s actually fulfilling a very big purpose right now.

>>9104780

Bird abs

>Pete is living rent free in Mumei's head
I am not named Pete, how do I cope with this?

>>9097872
There still remains one thing to slay for that rrat
If she's not HER, why is Mumei's loading image from HER without credit?
Everything else is nerves and general infosec. Who ever she was, she does not want to be anymore.
Regardless of the past, now Mumei is Mumei.

>>9107354
If it was HER, wouldn't HER fans be happy that HER success is bigly nowadays? Leave the matter be, I say.

>>9107354

>>9107354
Mumei was one of HER fans.

>>9103660
It is obvious fanservice, but not necessarily silly; it might be pretty helpful in some social interactions.
Clothes aren't just for protection from the elements, they're very relevant to social interactions.

>>9107354
Mumei is a faker, she can only trace and not create anything original for herself. That's why she had to use a reference for her peacock drawing, she wouldn't be able to create an original peacock drawing of her own.

>>9107701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8vGaC4OZIs&ab_channel=SuperVedos

Beware the silent owl, anon!
The jaw that Bite, the claw that Catch!

>those excited child like giggles whenever sana puts her paws up
I love my heavily autistic mumei daughter.

I missed the last stream because PC dead, and the threads affirmations of her retardation is some of the best parts of watching
Was she extra autistic with my autistic Aussie?

>>9107701
Mumei isn't being paid to produce quality artworks, she is being paid to make people entertained on Youtube by playing the role of an endearingly autistic cartoon owl girl.

>>9107503
We've been through that with another 1M account before.
I'm doing my best, but I'm on some sort of spectrum. It was reactive to anon mentioning it.

>>9107701
She drew a fantastic peacock from a photo. Whatever you want to call it, I'm happy with it and so is the person she drew it for.

Mumei's our girl and deserves our positivity. Whether she's /here/ or not, our vibes will find their way to her.

>>9107924
Autistic in the entertainment sense, yes. In the literal spectrum sense, she did assert herself a few times when the Aussie shitposted a bit too hard at times. Otherwise it was smooth sailing.

>>9107788
>This face will haunt us in our dreams

>>9095670
Tbh we almost got cities skylines

>>9108199
>Thats what printers see before death

>>9107788
Pleasure to see you, invisible friend!

You think you can see me? It’s only pretend!

It’s funny, ‘cause no one is keen to my kind.

So maybe the truth is, you’re losing your mind~
Pleasure to be here, impossible friend!

So long as you see me, I’ll stay till the end.

I’m meeting myself, too, with every day.

Promise to make sure you don’t look away~
who are you? (who am i?)

what are you? (what am i?)

look at me. (are you blind?)

look again. (never mind.)

are you there? (stay away.)

there you are. (stay away.)

here I am. (stay away.)

come with me. (take it away…)
Tell me your secrets, in case you forget!

And I’ll be your back-up, your faithfullest pet!

As cute as a kitten, as smart as a crow.

Got nothing to hide here, and nothing to show~
Turn off your worries, and leave it to chance!

We’ll turn up the white noise and go for a dance!

Your favorite tune, it’s my favorite too!

You follow my lead, I’m following you~
Give in to nonsense! There’s nothing to fight.

I step with my left foot, and turn to the right.

So what’s coming next? That’s a total surprise.

Join into the game now. Look straight in my FACE!
who are you? (who am i?)

what are you? (what am i?)

look at me. (are you blind?)

look again. (never mind.)

are you there? (stay away.)

there you are. (stay away.)

here I am. (stay away.)

here I go. (no, I mean, stay…)
(We may never know each other all that clearly;
really, will it matter when we drift apart?
For as long as we can feign another moment loving dearly,
I don’t think I’ll ever need to see into your heart.)
(Memories are burning to a fading ember,
fragments of the feelings that were up to me.
I’m sick of feeling sorry, sick of trying to remember;
cut my heavy conscience, I am ready to be free.)
(I’m a little figment of imagination!!
Nothing but the sort-of person no one knows.
For a face to be forgotten is the fate of every face,
then every pretty smile withers over like a rose.)
(Then again, with wide and happy eyes, you see me,
play with me again upon another day…
and believing you believe in me is making me believe
that maybe I’m a thing that doesn’t have to fade away…)

I've been watching clips since the Hype for Hololive started, but now I've finally found one I can experience the whole stream thing with, thanks Mumei.

>>9107354
> If she's not HER, why is Mumei's loading image from HER without credit?
What? Is this some new rrat? 0pt8t

uoo

>>9109051
Welcome to /who/ fellow hooman!

>>9109055
It's part of same old rrat.
It just hasn't been addressed despite an article mentioning it being posted here.

>>9109146
Wrong thread, friend?

When's the next Mumei stream...?

>>9107548
I think this might be an actual possibility. Schizos here went nuts when Tsukushi Aria debuted because they thought she was Haachama. Turned out that Aria was just a big fan who modeled herself after part of Haachama's character.

>>9109560
Tomorrow

>>9109560
Tomorrow!
More art time! Passpartout!

>>9109672
>tomorrow + 1 day

>>9109741
>timezonelet

>>9109672
There might a shorter guerilla stream today since Fauna's having a superchat debut stream later today. It confirms that the council all have the ability now most likely

>>9109626
It also explains why her song illustration was done by someone from HER circle.

>>9109954
honestly Mumei doesn't seem to be one to just improptu a stream. But I can only hope for her to do a guerilla draw stream

>>9109954
have any of the others said anything about having one or just Fauna

Whats with the whinny hihihihihi sound she makes?
>capcha: HAK0R

>>9109672
+1 day

>>9110601
Here alien bro!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter

I wonder if she is actually good at rhythm games or just likes to play them.

>>9109672
Do you think she'll do as good as Fauna?
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1432858254686646276

Given how slow she was during draw stream I don't think she'll pump out as many pieces, and the game even seemed to kind of rush you into making pieces since you constantly spend money so it might go too fast for her. I'm still hoping for cute pieces though.

>>9110858
This doesn't sound like a laugh anon...
https://youtu.be/_lqd0JSWlIs?t=2263

>>9111311
I guess its like, excited noises? I don't know.

does anyone have a timestamp for her YE BOI?

>>9110497
so far just Fauna, but I don't think Cover would give the okay unless the whole gen has it.
It's more of announcing there's a possible surprise stream is coming around the corner

https://youtu.be/_lqd0JSWlIs?t=3630
>Mumei automatically jerks off dog with a reach around as thanks
Support dog-sama????
You're meant to take care of retards, not advantage...

>>9111555
it's the other way around

>>9111311
You see, back when she was young she lived in a farm but since her mother died and her father was too busy she picked up many mannerisms from whatever she could look, which was mostly old tv shows and the animals. I live in a very rural town and young farm girls laugh like that all the time.

>>9111675
>Mumei uses her potato-strengh on dogbro to sate the funny tummy feelings she gets

>>9110976
Mumei can draw quick cute pieces as seen on gartic phone, she probably just got sidetracked with the peafowl

>>9111555
nice trips, i guess it's canon now.

>>9111311
I love this little sperg

maybe Mumei does have something and Sana knows. after many "you forgot lolol" she sounded pretty annoyed when the "you forgot the music" got mentioned again and then Sana went with the "I'll be your music" which lead to a really beautiful moment in which they actually did quick progress on a puzzle while doing their own BGM.

Oil massages with Mumei.

>>9112162
>Rubbing your paws all over Mumeis breasts and ass while she is smiling at you because blissfully unaware because you told her its normal

>>9112050
She was probably expecting it to only be "i forgot".
Constantly being attacked with YOU FORGOT is likely very patronizing.

>>9111791
It was also a lot more complex than her other drawings.

I think a collab of Sana and Mumei playing Super Bunny Man would be hilarious

>>9112301
>On the internet, no one will know you're a dog.

>>9110894
either is fine for me
t. fed up osu /who/

>>9112934
Shes not playing osu anon

>>9110894
>>9112934
license yabs means she probably will not/rarely play them
the amount of shark in chat implies rythm game discussions

>>9110894
She's only played two rhythm games

>>9109416
No, i mean, it is some chibi image with droopy looking eyes, not exactly something you can't emulate if you can draw, and Munei certainly can, see, peacock image.

>>9083990
I'm a dedicated Sanalite and always will be, but after the collab last night I had to marathon through Mumei's vids.

She's perfect background noise and eases my anxiety a lot. I know people complain about her awkward silences but I personally love them.

Protect your beautiful Oshi you guys, she's very precious.

My heart will always belong to my space goddess no matter what, but I will support the cute owl in the background as well.

>>9102865
With that settled, how many Mumei would it take to turn the switch on the Kronii?

>>9113442
I dont know if theres something wrong with me, but i always like only the calmest and genki chuubas. No in-between.
So Mumei and Sana are right up my alley.

>>9113716
yeah I feel the same way.

Sana is energetic but not in an annoyingly "turn my volume down to 10%" way like Baelz and Mumei is so gentle and calm but not in a forced way like Fauna

It's just perfect.

>Here you go, friend, something to keep you warm at night.

>>9097553
STOP PRINTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9113947
Hot beer or mead is fine too.

>>9113947
>Yellow substance in a Friend cup
You remembered what type of liquid is for drinking, right?

>>9114247

>>9113716
>>9113838
For me, Sana is too in the middle so I prefer Bae.
I'm going to take a second look after the collab though, she had a nice big sis vibe going with Mumei.

>>9113289
You have a point, anon. As they say, correlation isn't causation.

>>9113947
>No! Mumei! No!

God I can't wait to send Mumei my money

>>9113947
at least it isn't in the bag this time

>>9114737
What do you think she'd spend her money on owlbros?

>>9114932
I think her dog manages the finances, he bought the keyboard after all. Not sure what he would use more money for

>>9114932
She donates most of it to local charities and families in need

>>9114987
https://youtu.be/GUDcSeUvkOw

>>9114932
She'll probably spend those SC for a new compound and some broadheads for her arrows. The girl need something to eat, so she gotta bow some elks in her backyard.

>>9114932
She knows what she wants.

do you think mumei will have a haachama level snap?

>>9116684
I hope not and there is no push for it, Haato was unpopular until she became Haachama

>>9116684
I never liked the schizo-chama thing going on, its just off putting and weird.

Welcome back goshujin-Sana. Would you like dinner? Would you like a bath? Or would you like I forgor

>>9117141
i dont think it has to be schizo chama style snap but maybe just a war snap ig she pretty much just becomes angry or something

>>9117181
maid mumei is the second greatest thing to grace this earth right after mumei herself

>>9117181
I want Mumei

>>9117245
if it happens it's going to be the fault of the "forgor" faggots

>>9097553
Because some shithead furry and his buddies thinks she's someone else.
https://imgur.com/a/a3fltak
Furries deserve the pyre, and nothing else.

>>9117181
Made strictly for princess carrying.

>>9116684
>>9117245
It's too early for a personality snap.
What makes haato/haachama fun is that Haato is an established side of her that has never actually gone away, despite the memes she's made herself.
Seeing her go no mercy in 4X would be fun to watch, though.

>>9117802
The controversy that refers to is from FOUR YEARS AGO too.

>>9118147
This guy gets git.
Doing /fit/ reps to princess carry Mumei around!
One rep at a time!

>>9113686
Good god i want to lick every little crevice of those soft mounds bros.

>>9119391
Please don't lewd my wife, it makes her very uncomfy.

>>9119445
Why am i responding to myself?

>>9119474
Very funny, me.

>>9119445
Disregard that, I suck cocks

>>9112301
Goodbye Uncle Tom.

>>9112301
dog chama is gonna be put down...

>>9119445
It's okay, she won't remember.

Anyone else feels that Mumei doesn't put on a show?
It's been bothering me for a while, but now i realize that she doesn't seem to care about performing or putting on a show of any kind, she just enjoys games in a very straightforward manner while also reading chat. The fact that she's streaming and involved in all this vtuber, lore and company nonsense doesn't seem to get to her at all.
Also on collabs, the bluntness and simplicity with which she approaches situations seems kinda autistic to me. Not that it's a bad thing, but it definetely makes her stand out among the rest of her mates.

>>9112301
>Squirts your seeds all over Mumei
>rubbing your seeds all over Mumei’s meimei like a lotion rigorously until she becomes aroused
>squirts more liquid onto your hand, then deposit your drenched fingers into the deepest part of her body
>massage her cervix with your genes until she climax
“It was so... I liked that”

>>9120816
It's opposite for me. I have a hard time believing Cover hired someone this autistic so it must be a show. Still love her though.

>>9121041

>>9121041
>massage her cervix
virginchama...

>>9121170
What’s wrong Mumei? Do you want a second round?

>>9120816
An anon mentioned before she's more fit for reacting to subjects than starting the events herself, in my opinion it leads to more "honest" expressions of herself but at the same time it heavily depends on the chemistry with her and the game/collab.

>>9120816
Also i feel like this is the reason she causes so much seething. Women, and by extention trannies, are super sensitive and addicted to societal customs and fitting in, so the fact that someone like Mumei took their place in hololive and is succeeding must give them severe assburn.

>>9121041
Keep your shit to pastebin, you creep.

>>9120816
That's exactly how she's putting on a show

>>9121570
I am only a man. It is natural for me to want to impregnate a cute girl that makes cute sounds.

Does Mumei prefer wine, beer, or spirits?

>>9122260
Grape juice

>>9122260

Mumei drinks mead and mulled wine. She also does her own homebrewing.

>>9122260
Mumei is banned from having alcohol and caffeinated drinks.

>>9122304
Gurape

>>9122304
Grape Juice is wine without alcohol.

>>9122308
Explains why the liquid is golden in the cups then. Just mead or wine in weird lighting.

>>9122362
I understand alcohol but why is caffeine banned?

>>9121041
I bet her hips were also moving on their own!

>>9122474
>why is caffeine banned?
your stream reps anon...

>>9122474
>Grape Juice is wine without alcohol
You are wrong, unless you are talking about Manischewitz wine

>>9122362
She banned from caffeine, no mention of alcohol so far.

>>9122474
Bae banned her from caffeine because it has a doubled half life for her, lasting 15 hours instead of 8.

>>9122615
That's pretty balls of Baelz. At least Mumei can have herbal tea which is mostly caffeine free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_7gWNHmPPc
I need a jfif

>>9122362
>>9122615
People with liver disease have bastardly long caffeine half-life and should avoid them at all costs.

>>9121041
You forgor to link the actual sound
https://files.catbox.moe/4xnpa4.mp3

>>9116900
No she wasn't. She was still among the most popular holomems back then (partly because there were fewer members and thus fewer competitions). It's just that Haachama allows her to remain relevant and keep up with the increasing competition.

>>9121041
Kinda generic and badwomensanatomy/10

I liked the emotional/romantic greentexts we had more, but thank you for your contribution nonetheless

>>9124246
What’s wrong with the anatomy? I know the cervix has very little nerves/feelings compared to other areas but it’s doable.

>>9124246
what is the generic hentai phrase? you are hitting my uterus? seeing a sagital plane it seems that "hitting your deepest part" would actually be the cervix though, knock knock into the uterus door.

>>9124668
Technically Mumei is an anime girl, so hentai logic applies to her. We can shove cocks into her uterus and even into her Fallopian tubes to pound her ovulating ovaries directly.

https://youtu.be/_lqd0JSWlIs?t=5044
cutest ye boi i ever heard

>>9125102
You can see that she regrets saying it before she even finishes saying it.

>>9124246
"This is anon, dont forget" has been the best one so far.

>>9125226
arigato, friend

>>9095670
Just watch Lumi

>>9125226
Yeah, i also liked that one with burgers (>>9038777), and the bittersweet one where anon went to make breakfast, and Mumei woke up alone and started having panic attacks that she forgot something about anon and he is no longer there. Maybe i have it somewhere

>>9125481
Fucking got it!
>>8715864

>>9125481
Was that posted directly in thread or a link?
I'll check the archive if I know what to search for.

>>9125071
So damn true, anon.

>>9125836
Nah i found it. >>9125806 ,thanks for offering help though.

>>9125917
And thank you for providing it for all of us!

Bros...

>>9126343
28 more hours haha...
The wait is painful

Don't worry bros, surprise stream tomorrow. I know this because she told me.
t. her boyfriend

>>9126653
I don't remember making this post. She's not streaming tomorrow, she's with me the whole day.
t. her boyfriend

>>9126730
Stop pretending to be me, it's creepy.
t. her boyfriend

>>9083990
AHHH MUMEI COME BACK

>>9126653
>>9126730
>>9126795
Cringe.
t. Mumei

>>9127366
That's it, you're fired. Don't bother coming back to work tomorrow.

>>9127366
hi mumei

>>9127446

Anons, i think im getting Mumei withdraw
Please i need o inject some hopium
Post best Mumeis hopium pills, im not gonna make it without them

>>9127619
Draw your own owl. You can draw circles right?

So yesterday I was doing my reps and made some OC in anticipation of the doxfags' scheduled raid after every Mumei stream. Apparently they came and went while I was sleeping, so I guess I'll just drop this here. Love ya, Mumei.

>>9127925
Based and saved.

>>9127619
Its too late, you must go BEYOND THE STAGE(tm) and don't take your meds, you will meet Mumei soon enough.

>>9127925
Based as fuck

>>9127925
nice

>>9127925
Real nice.

>>9127619
>1M subscribers
>Nier: Automata DLC skin
>Zelda-like fangame gets picked up as the first official Hololive Games product and dedicated anons form Meimei Studios
>emboldened by success, Mumei begins to stream history programs discussing fascinatingly obscure and comedic facts of the past
>collab with Paradox Games
>special appearance as a quest giver in FFXIV
>official manga rendition of the Tale of Gilgamesh with Mumei as Gilgamesh and Fauna as Enkidu

>>9127925
kek

>>9122615
you know I know some autists (including me) that actually cant have coffee or caffeine for hat reason its a weird thing. think after hearing that I now believe she is on some form of spectrum. probably Asperger's since I knew kids in those classes like her but im no arm chair physcologist.

>>9127853
>>9127980
>>9128054
Thank (You) anons
Im doing my drawing reps and i will never take my meds

>>9127925
I think it would have been better if the head of the doxfag was that furry, but this is great all the same. Saved.

>>9128640
Yeah I kinda just defaulted to SEAniggers cuz I couldn't think of anything else. Plus blaming SEA for everything is board tradition

>>9128287
As someone with Aspergers who has an amazing 6th sense for autism detection, she isn't autistic. Just ditzy and cute. It's more fun pretending shes an autistic orthadox russian paraplegic with a service fox tho

any mumei sightings in the fauna stream?

>>9132678
No, but I saw Nanashi Mumei at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

She appears

>>9132678
Fauna said Mumei is a chink

>>9132678
She's there now!

>>9132678
She's there!

>>9132678
maybe

>>9133245

>>9133187
>>9133209
>>9133227
>as soon as someone mentions it on the thread she shows up
does this mean what i think it means?

>>9133350
I saw you guys mention her so I got up and let her know she should say something.

>>9114932
the revitalization of the classic Roman Empire

>>9132678
I heard Mumei at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday randomly singing some Les Misérables. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for voice clips or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “who? who? who?” and making other noises in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle and then choke on it as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to roll out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter "I forgot".
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the cashier scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by hooting really loudly patting her dog.

>>9133709
Damn, Mumei is so fucking based

>>9127925
Based as fuck. Only thing that would make it better is if the line on the map was pointing to/highlighting SEA

>>9133350
Man, sometimes it really does feel like she is /here/.
if you are I love you mumei!

>>9133350
This time no.
Of course she'll be around and talking in Fauna's stream.
A third of the fan art has been of her too.

>>9113028
>>9113075
i did not say she should play osu though

They're playing Jackbox for the collab.

>>9133898
(To be clear, I mean Fauna loves her so much she couldn't NOT be important.)

Mumeism? More like Mumeitism!

>>9120816
You're correct but it doesn't bother me at all.
She's GENUINE Or she's maximum lex luthor
And I think that's actually the REAL reason why everybody is seething. Because her simply existing was better to Cover Corp than all these bitches trying their best act to get in

>>9136004
As funny as it is watch the seething, I do hope it simmers down a bit eventually. It's usually after her streams, but the flaseflagging and baitposting can get a bit much sometimes. Regardless if it is HER, I just wanna talk about my owlshi in peace.

>>9136210
They'll eventually run out of steam. They won't completely stop, per se, but just like Kiara antis they'll eventually become so low energy and unoriginal that they'll barely even warrant mention.

I wonder if she'll enable superchats tomorrow or wait to have a dedicated stream for them so the initial influx isn't too distracting.

>>9136789
She'll do it after the karaoke stream

Anyone need some photoshopping done? Send me some images and I'll work on them later.

>>9136789
Kronii is doing hers tomorrow on Friday. So it's making me think they might be doing one for each member for the next few days.

>>9136789
She'll forget

>>9136789
When do memberships start? I will be a day one Hooman.

Lore wise I wonder if she likes all major civilizations or if she is biased towards some of them

>>9137820
She loves all of >us, even Hitler.

wait am I retarded? I thought there was supposed to be a stream tonight

>>9138503
Sorry, I called her over tonight so it got cancelled.

>>9138546
Ah ok, she could use a night off. Pamper her for me bro

Hope shes okay...

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1433615405608697857

>>9139532
WHO AWAKENS.
WHO HUNGERS

>>9139532
How long before she remembers she had a stream 20 minutes ago

>>9139768
Anon...that's tomorrow....

>>9139922
. . . Okay, i am going to bed

uhh
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1433620475674910722

>>9139768
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1433620475674910722
MUMEICHAMA?!?

>>9140811
>>9140804
>Not doing an impromptu guerilla stream
E-Enjoy your soup mumei...

she forgor

>>9140804
I would like to try Mumei's soup

>>9140804
>>9140811
What timezone is she in that she misremembers the date?

>>9140804
>>9140811
Kek how is she real

>>9140911
Sorry bro, i had seconds so there isn't any left.

>>9140804
>>9140811
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE HERE AND SHE'S EXPERIENCING THE SAME SHIT HOOMANS HERE ARE EXPERIENCING

>>9140804
>>9140811
Y-you guys. I'm starting to think our owl is a bit retarded...

>>9140991
What kind of soup was it?

>>9141252
Sweat with vaginal fluids from Meimei

>>9141252
Black bean soup

What the heck did you just hooting say about me, you little doxfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Council, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nijisanji threads, and I have over 300 confirmed akasupas. I am trained in guerilla streaming and I’m the top singer in the entire HoloLive EN2 generation. You are nothing to me but just another anti. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hooting words. You think you can get away with typing that stuff to me over an anonymous basket weaving forum? Think again, schizo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hoomans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bucko. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your oshi. You’re hooting dead, rrat. I can stream anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare wings. Not only am I extensively trained in drawing, but I have access to the arsenals of all human civilizations and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of this imageboard, you little gosling. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bait-thread was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hooting post. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gosh darn idiot. I will hoot knowledge all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hooting dead, printer.

>>9140804
soup-er

I think this confirms Mumei is among us.
And depending on us for help!

>>9141786
So we just pretend Mumei has a stream every night and eventually she'll screw up and go live on her day off?

>>9141786
AMOGUS

>>9142137
Wasn't she supposed to stream Civ5 tonight?

>>9142137
She'd stop trusting us
then the time she's actually late and we're all screaming our heads that she needs to get ready
She'll laugh to herself, thinking "You can't trick me, anon!"

>>9142454

>she made soup
>I made soup
WE ARE

>>9143124
BASIC BITCH WHITE GIRLS

Imagine being a fucking owl lmao. Fuckers don't even have eyeballs lol. They don't see any colors lmao, what a joke, color blind idiots.

>>9127925
Based as fuck

Baking new bread

>>9144470
I appreciate thread bakers. Thanks.

And new
>>9144770
Jump aboard anytime