/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Cuteowl

Mumei is cute. I love her. That is all.

So, what kind of goofyness will we have with the collab with Sana?

anons, what do you thing happened at 4:54 on Mumei's second journey stream? Mumei stops talking, starts blinking like crazy, stops and resumes talking... where are my meds?

>>9023104
she will teach her strayan curse words

>>9023131
just processing

So kagai-nikki, how you rike owl I gave to you?

MUMEI IS CUTE

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>>9023184
She is perfect. I never doubted you for a second, Yagoo

>>9023184
I never doubted your master plan, tanigox

>>9023184
How does he do it /who/ ? How does he take some literal retarded 2view and turn it into gold? What is his secret?

>>9023184
I will never stop kneeling

>>9023563
He has some damn good recruiters. The fact that he keeps finding this level of quality out of hundreds or even thousands means that his crew is good.

>>9023184
I'm starting to think that the "Yagoo's house of broken girls" rrat is true

How was the stream, everyone?

Time for your daily dose of caffeine Hoomans

>>9023184
Yagoo might aswell turn me into a paraplegic by how hard I am kneeling.

>>9023243
https://jigex.com/oirnq

>>9023762
Friend worldwide
Dolleh!

Is it worth doing my global archive reps for the stream? The art stream was just doxxschizos being told to fuck off the entire time.

>>9023184
I'll cherish her always along with my Tako priestess

>>9023762
It was comfy, not that eventful, but comfy.

No surprises here.
>>9023710
>or even thousands
It's literally thousands.
Rushia (IIRC) said that the rate of acceptance to rejection is one to ONE-THOUSAND-TWO-FUCKING-HUNDRED. To illustrate that, if every person in America applied the acceptance rate would be less than half of its percentage of millionaires.

>>9024099
No, global was a complete shitshow. Nothing of note was posted there.

>>9024099
It's the same reactions here since nothing really eventful happened, but it's always nice reading about owl.

>>9023842
Thank you Mumei

cock

Any particularly good autism sounds I should look for in the VOD?

>>9023714
it's not even a rrat, they're all broken in some way

>>9024661
cock

>>9023184
No more ENs, we need JPs

>>9024661
____

>>9024951
Chokes on her own breath
https://streamable.com/hbbkye

>>9025004
She has no experience. Please understand she’s still a virgin.

>>9025004
Imagine a race with Mumei ending with her dying of asphyxia.

Choking on Ina's tentacles with Mumei!

>>9025284
Imagine having intense rough sex with Mumei and pushing all her organs up against her lungs and slowly suffocating her

>>9025139
not for long!

>>9025284
human race will contaminate the air, all civilizations will die from asphyxia

KEYBOARD HATE

>>9025541
clickety clackety

>>9025541
I will miss keyboard ASMR when the new one arrives :( Who told her dog to order that

>>9025849
She just wants to google stuff without our permission.

>>9025901
She was googling cocks. Mumei is slowly being corrupted

Recap of the stream? Gonna watch it in like six hours.

Was she cute, anons?

>>9026228
yes VERY

>>9026228
she choked on air
she sneezed unmuted
the catdog barked
she forgot things every 5 minutes

she was very cute

I'm editing and subbing her last stream so she can be known by more people.. am I too far gone /who/?

>>9026652
Anon, I've been racing through my head drawings and possible animations I'd wanna do of her for the past WEEK.

We're all too far gone.

>>9026652
clipfagging is a rat race like no other, let me know when to drop a like

>>9026652
>>9026788
Mumei doesn't need clipfags. People know enough about Hololive now that any more clipfags on youtube are just leeches.

>>9027075
clipperniggers are getting to lazy and clickbaity. Let them know fear

>>9026652
If you're subbing into japanese, based. If you're putting english subtitles on it, cringe.

>>9027075
Imma out myself, I'm an english to spanish "clipper" construction simulator took me 7 hours to edit and sub

Cuckoldry

>>9027319
that way I watch 3 times, once live, other when I clip, and third when I put the subs

not getting blown the fuck out hard enough in the anti-thread, eslchama?

>>9026747
what she is doing to /who/ is quite frightening

Imagine still believing a dead and buried rrat lmao

Anyone have the soundfile of Mumei spilling her spaghetti after Fauna calls her cute?

>>9027356
oh no no no not like this hookeks..

>>9027189
spanish... god I wish I knew japanese

>>9027530
pick one i guess
>>8898992
>>8899377

>>9025139
>Mumei is a former Vestel virgin who got buried for crime crimes
>Has brain damage from not being able to breathe before digging out and surfacing into Civilisation

>>9022930
what's the game after noita in the hopium video

>>9024897
Is there a single non broken in some way girl in all of JP ID or EN?

Mumei's soft funbags!

Thigh squish

>>9028760
/who/ let this happen

>>9024024
everyone gave up on this one?

i missed the stream, how was it

>>9028977
She cant have caffine or shes wired for 15 hours minimum, shes easily jump scared and she was curious as to what kind of shark gura is

>>9028977
She had to do last stream's level all over again

>>9029006
was she drinking caffine or did she just mention it?

>>9029044
She said she was drinking decaffinated tea but said there was probably some caffine in it and explained she didnt have a good metabalism for caffine

>>9029044
She said Baelz banned her from drinking caffeine because it keeps her up all night.

>watching the stream now
She's rreally going harrrd on the rrrolled rrs

>>9028977
It was relaxing and cute, I would be really interested in a Marshmallow stream from her.

>>9029254
rrrrrred

>>9023184
shes amazing all we could ask for and more but
>make lore about human history
>use your god tier scouters to find someone who is potentially a history buff
>dont let her talk about history
>picrel

>>9029540
>make lore about being the embodiment of the concept of civilization
>don't have Civ permissions ready to roll for her debut

>>9029620
Journey is at least tangentially related
It's a better theme game than Rat Simulator was for Baelz

>>9029620
Gura mentioning she's playing Civ and trying to get Civ permissions is her trying to use her #1 vtuber influence to help Mumei get Civ permissions.

>>9030084
Are we hoping for Civ in particular, or would we be okay with any 4X or GSG? Would we be good with Endless Space 2?

>>9030623
The latter. I'd be fine with Endless Legend too even if its combat is such a bore.

>>9030623
Im good with anything
But Civ perms for Civ holo makes the most sense
Its not very big brained if its Civ6 just rush science and you win every time.

>>9030623
Almost any 4X would be good, but Civ (just not Civ 6, please) would work best for thematic reasons.

>>9030084

I wanna see Mumei hang out with Gura on MC as her sidekick thinking everything the dum Shork has accomplished is amazing while Gura soaks it up needing the confidence boost

That being said ive only ever played Civ4 so my knowledge of it stops there. I love the game but god damn do they make actually winning a war almost impossible

>>9028847
It looks like they did. Was someone griefing or something?

>>9031515
I dunno. I went to take the dog out and when I came back everybody was gone.

>>9031659
M-mumei?

Feet

>>9031515
It's midnight and my head hurt let me nap anon

>>9030826
never played a civ game whats bad about civ 6?

>>9033443
i saw the dogshit artstyle and stupid rulers and never touched it
I never heard anyone say its good so i never even bothered
not that anon though

>>9033443
Its slightly dumber down version of 4-5. I have it and on regular difficulty I can win every game without trying.

>>9033601
This is what I've basically heard from people who've played it. They dumbed it down for a more casual audience to be able to get into it..

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1432904085695606784

>>9033957
wow!

>>9033957
Probably the King cover by gura and calli

>>9033957
wow!

i can never again look at the word 名無し and think of anything but mumei

>>9033957
The King cover.

>>9033443
Haven't played Civ6 but I love Gilgamesh just on principle. Just look at this fucking guy.

>>9034136
But thats not a blonde fuckboy...

>>9033443
Nothing, old men seething about "it's different so I hate it"

>>9033957
wow!

>>9033870
>They dumbed it down for a more casual audience
So it's perfect for Mumei!

>>9034232
He is a fucking incel on FSN, what are you on about?

How do I find a girl like Mumei in real life

>>9034478
become a scout for hololive

>>9034478
Every sunday visit a different protestant/catholic church and look in the back row for the cripple/disabled girls who don't want to slow down the lines for communion or blessings with their disability because they're humble

>>9033443
The other games played better, though at least the soundtrack to civ 6 is great.

Mumei, please open marshmallows and do a marshmallow reading stream.

>>9034232
Build like a brick wall though.

>>9033957
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1432909309663330308

>>9035382
Methinks the tree rat is confused.

Had to miss the stream today because I had a meeting. How was it? Is the vod worth watching?

>>9035482
Treerrat is subtly bantzing with the owl.

>>9035482
she's shilling her King version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzTq7YEPBI

>>9035530
It was cute/10

>>9035530
Just got done watching it. Yes.

>>9035530
She tried to become more talkative, but she really should start writing topics to talk about before the stream since most of the time her attempts at zatsudan are aimless. She could look at chat for inspiration, but this is Holoreddit we're talking about...

I've been editing Mumei stream for the last 6 hours... why does a 20s video with a gif on it takes x3 more times to render than a 20minute 1080p vid is a mystery to me.. but people who don't know english are counting on me

>>9036722
Compression and codecs bro.
Gif dont know what is it both

>>9036524
I'd rather have her talk more with the game, than talk random zatsus when she's supposed to be immersed in the game.

>>9036834
hey, thanks for the answer anon

>hanging out with Mumei
>"Hey, anon, do you mind if I draw you?" she asks out of the blue
>No problem for you—ask if you should make a pose or something
>She giggles, but refuses, taking out her notebook
>It takes a couple of hours, she keeps grumbling when you move
>Won't even show you it when she's finished, feel kind of disappointed
>Sneak a peek over her shoulder while she's scribbing in the notebook
>Your face, with a couple of hearts scribbled around it and an arrow pointing to it saying "IIt's Anon! Don't forget!"

>>9037254

>>9037254
>"IIt's Anon! Don't forget!"

>>9037254
>"Its anon! Don't forget!"

>you take Mumei out to eat after her Construction Simulator stream
>Don't have much but some burguers are enough for her, she feels rewarded
>Life is good

>>9038576
>You take mumei out on a very cheap date
>She loves and appreciates every moment with you and is happier you saved money instead of going all out
>She says this because she doesn't think she's worth anymore than a dollar menu mcdonalds
>You swear on your life you're taking her out to a candlelit steak dinner next time just to make her feel loved
>She reads your mind and says "And don't think taking me somewhere expensive is gonna make me happy I just want burger"
>Welp, burgers it is...
>A cute smile goes across her face as she guessed correctly
>"And you of course.... hehe"

>>9035693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-l2h6GB8Q

>>9034785
imagine management axed that as well

>>9034785
I just want a comfy zatsudan or maro stream where she talks about whatever honestly.

Has she used bag friend on stream again? I miss that guy.

>>9039638
every vtuber just forever forgets about their companions

>>9039736
honestly i think cover forced en2 to have mascots because of how myth's worked out to become merch and focuses of emotes, thanks to ina, but none of en2 seems interested in that

>>9039807
Yeah, I think you are pretty spot on, I'm not on the loop for most things Hololive but everything checks, will probably buy the bag... 6 months from now?

>>9039638
she uses him alright >>9023842

>>9039869
The bag is probably the least desirable from a marketing perspective. Why would you buy the bag when you can make one for $5 at your local grocery store.
the bag will be the best selling piece of Hololive EN merch

>>9040226
Make it a small head-sized plushie

>>9040630
No, you idiot. It will come in all sizes along with different scale oppai mousepad

>>9039638
She will wear friend and go undercover during collabs

>>9040226
not if its a solid plushie with some glow in the dark runes on it mumei feels everything the bag feels, you tell me

>>9039638
takodachi works like oshi mark and paperbagfriend is more like gura bloop

>ywn be Sana/Fauna/Kronii/Rat to collab with Mumei
>you will never help Mumei get dressed and undress

>kiara said that she already has a collab set up with one of the EN2's
could it be?

Scanner here, that was the most painful shit I've done in months. I'm blind now, Good job.

>>9042181
Birb collab?

>>9042493
I tried my best, but I didn't have the attention span for it. Good job.

>>9033443
It's a game with very interesting and dynamic mechanics that is the most "accurate" in simulating irl but is ruined by shitty AI and lots of balance issues.
>>9033601
It literally isn't. Civ 5 is the easiest fucking game of the series. Every start is almost the same and almost everything is a no brainer (tradition, 4 cities, turtle science game)

Civ 6 on the other hand filters a lot of people who are too used to the usual progression of the previous game. Play multiplayer (if it works lol) and you'll get to enjoy a civ game that isn't decided in the first 100 turns due to inertia like the previous titles. The mechanics like districts and eurekas make it so that each civ and start location requires you to go for a different strategy and not just "tradition if you want to win or liberty if you want to have fun". Every complaint I've seen for civ6 here has been so nonsensical I am beginning to believe that everyone from /vst/ are retarded. Like civ 6 is an incredibly flawed game, and yet none of the complaints about are about it's actual flaws but instead people just being retarded.

>>9042181
I hope not

>>9042493
i will forever remember how i contributed by completing most of the painting in the top right

>>9042181
>kiara and mumei antis team up
Imagine

>>9038777
you win this one, lovely

>>9043542
cant wait

>>9042493
guys...i left at like 1:40 and we had the middle and the floor...
the dark bg pieces must have been hell

>>9043175
Honestly any contribution was appreciated, I finished the painting and then completed most of the red wall on the right. But then the true pain started when we had to complete all the dark areas that were impossible to differentiate. We got stuck there for hours. I will never do any other online jigsaw in my life.

hey what ever the be civilized anon

I need... more Mumei streams...

>>9045716
Im sorry, Anon. SHe a little busy.
Here her photo right now

I'm curious how Gura was allowed to sing this https://youtu.be/VusCVQghyIA but Owl girl can't talk about history?

>>9046314
That was unarchieved

>>9046419
So can she just do unarchived history streams?

>>9046314
it took gura a long time to stop being afraid of getting bonked by management for all kinds of stuff. there's no way she'd have sung that six months ago. just have some patience.

>>9046314
Out of control mercenaries attacking the Pope isn't very controversial. Also >>9046951 has a good point

We're going to get a System Shock 2 playthrough, right?

>>9047010
Yeah but despite being about the 1527 sack of rome, most people associate the song with the crusades, which IS controversial

>>9047365
You WILL get everything you want.

t. me two weeks ago

>>9047365
Yep, after she finishes TimeSplitters 2. Check last VoD.

The space woman better treat my wife well today

>>9047667
Big Space woman have big red heart and enough love for all her genmates and her fans(and even haters)

>>9047667
I believe in Sana

>owl theme
>small bladder
/who/ woto here?

>>9046314
Because the current Gawr Gura despite being a huge autist and social introvert is incredibly experienced in all kinds of shit and deserves the title of no.1 Vtuber for a good reason. Even before hololive she's been through many rodeos and timeloops in her own social circles such as discord, and no matter who you believe Mumei is, the post debut doxxfaggotry was basically her first time in experiencing Gura levels of bullshit. It'll take a while but hopefully with the help of her senpai she gets at least similar levels of freedom soon.
Anyway, for something completely different, Jesus Christ I just said "I don't remember" to myself using Mumei-like voice patterns lmao I'm really far gone.

>>9048246
L-LONDON?

>>9046314
Are you retarded? She's the biggest vtuber in the world and is a veteran at this point while Mumei started streaming a week ago. Why on earth would you think they'd have the same standing with the company?

>>9048565
I'm a guy. I usually have a deep voice. Somehow the Mumei that lives rent free in my mind manifested itself on my vocal cords, producing a feminine voice. Heard teamates have similar experiences.

I finally did it, I... fapped to Mumei lewds

>>9048694
Which one? I had to make my own

>Memberships: Money goes straight to Mumei
>Superchats: 30% goes to Cover and some of that 30% is used to pay the managers who are shit at their job and stifle their talents e.g. stopping Mumei's ancient history streams because they don't want to check stuff or telling the girls to ask for fewer games because sending emails for permissions is too hard
Have I got this correct? As I plan to just pay for her membership based on principle. Same reason why I'm avoiding buying a Nintendo switch since they use scummy practices

>>9048789
>I had to make my own
based. desu i think wholesome mumei lewds would be nice but i can't bring myself to write them

>>9048789
Just every lewd picture I could hunt for

>>9048807
Google takes a cut of all of it too.

>>9048694
Based and civilization-pilled.

>>9049074
Fuck

>>9049074
Oh, but only around 30% I think. So Mumei still gets a bigger cut through membership and at least none of my money goes to management

I want to carry Mumei on my shoulders!

>give Mumei the most mind-blowing sex imaginable
>make her orgasm multiple times
>she takes a few moments to catch her breath and regain her composure
>https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1432904085695606784?s=20

>>9042671
Mumei fans are tasteless contrarians, how shocking. I 6bow rushed your mom last night bitch.

>>9049613
just like ame fans, the same base

>>9049210
That's a nice owl you have on your shoulders!

>>9048064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggamEH4Fi3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwLMojJvglA

>>9049074
all corporations are trash
cover is no exception

>>9049613
Seethe more civ 5 nigger. The fact you even said 6bow rush just shows how brainless the strategy is in that game. You're diseased, a victim of the same brain cancer that affects numberfags, you're understanding of fun and smart strategy is looking up excel spreadsheets for modifiers and reading guides and mindlessly following the steps that make numbers go up or down within a specific number of turns. You probably never tried deviating from the norm and tried honour starts. Obsessed with statistics, following the words THEY tell you, without a hint of your own independent intuition, you represent everything wrong in modern civilization, contextualized in your shitty taste of civ games.

>>9049613
>we

>>9049123

I too wish to follow that Anons example but I need the futa of this pic

What's up with all the low-quality Mumei bait threads?

>>9049984
It's mumei creating her own bait threads to keep global and /who/ schizo(well, the wrong kind) free.

>>9050045
truly the protector of civilization

>>9049984
Some of them legitimately feel like they're made by people who failed to get into EN2 (or their fans) and are seething about Mumei's success because they don't understand her appeal.

>>9049964
neck yourself futafag, satan will welcome you mashallah

>>9050178
It's halal as long as it's a female penis

>>9049984
Rrat spreaders have to use them because they get reported and banned in threads that actually have activity.

>>9050178
two harams make it halal, Inshallah

>>9049964

>>9049964
and

I feel empty without the owl

>>9049613
>contrarian
T. Faggot who consumes everything from the board hivemind

>>9026652
You're doing great anon.

God bless your beautiful soul

>>9049210

>>9051370
me and my wife

!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow

>>9051666
hi mumei

>>9051666
Please marry me Mumei. Also nice digits.

owl perched on a branch
imagine you were standing right below her and there was a slight breeze

>>9042493
Sorry mate, i joined back at 3 hours or so but had to go sleep after a bit. For the love of god, make jisaws with less than the max number of pieces next time.

>>9051666
mumei is satan????

>>9033443
Heavily gimped war plus an entire DLC for a fictional climate change apocalypse of epic proportions (that gimps war even harder by soft capping your high tech units with insane upkeep costs)

>>9053302
>>9042493
I did call it jigsaw hell when I made it for a reason

>>9051666
Oh golly!

If Friend reflects her emotions, what does this image mean?

>>9023563
>some literal retarded 2view
????

>>9053984
Just imagine the cunny power level is she didn't have tits... Gura killer tier for sure.
>t. unironic chumbud

>>9023563
They use the best idol scouting manual known to man.

I can't wait for more Mumei and Fauna collabs!

>>9023762
Based 20th century fag

I have done the ultimate sin of printing a picture of Mumei for my study table to motivate me.

>>9054920
>spoiler
>not carving a small icon of Mumei out of wood to wear around your neck

>>9055041
I'm not skilled enough

>>9055328
>he didnt make a renissance painting of mumei with his eyelashes to hang over the fireplace
Pathetic

>>9055490
;_;

>>9055328
>He have not devoted his time to learn new skills in order to make Mumei proud
Anon, get to fucking work

>>9055883
,_,
did it for you, now get painting

Why isn't she tweeting?

>>9057167
she might not get twitter. or she just likes to lurk her art section

>>9057167
Shes nocturnal so she doesn't hoo during the day.

>>9057167
Because owls hoot instead

>>9057167

Shes scared shitless of people giving her the dsp treadment. Feeding her tweet behavior feeds into a machiene to prove who she actually is with no room for cope and denial. Every word is one word to many. But talk she has to. Its a game she can not win.

>>9023184
can I suck ur pp?

>>9057394
>Confused AWOO

>>9057394
me on the right

>>9037254
Not like this...

>>9057584
>awhoo?

>>9037254
>"It's anon! Don't forget!"
i cry

This picture scares me so much.

>>9058208
what is the board?

>>9058220
It's from an album art from everywhere at the end of time

>>9057486
Cringe

>>9057167
She hates twitter

>>9058402
She ate twitter

>>9058271
interesting

Stop making up lame rrats. She's asleep right now based on what she said in the last streams, and she's just not talkative or craving attention.

Why does she have so many Taiwanese clips?
The last time I saw this many they were about Uto.

>>9058881
Because Taiwan is based and has good taste

>>9058208
>>9058271
I don't get it

>>9058930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc
It's an album that tries to express the stages of dementia
Watching Mumei look at the blank canvas, smiling and forgetting whatever could have been there, really gets makes me sad and scared. The stories write themselves.

>>9058930
implying she is getting Dimensia, band was ahead of it's time

>>9049984
Honestly, at this point the more of you that get sick of responding the better. Just hide threads, it's dead hours now but they always start coming around the same time.

>>9058930
Stupid meme album which took off on tiktok, basically a bunch of scratchy big band music with distortion over the top which is supposed to simulate dementia.

>>9049984
If you haven't noticed since EN2 debuted every thread on this board that isn't a general has become some combo of bait/doxx/anti/schizo and the meidos have more or less abandoned ship.

>>9059306
what are meidos? Mods?

>>9059375
anon your /jp/ reps...

>>9059375
Hayzoos creestos, how are people this new?

>>9057486
Every time you say something is another week she stays quiet.
Shut the fuck up and let her get comfortable.

>>9059412
I only like /who/ anon. I know meido is Maid, but what do maids do? clean up, same as mods...

>>9059501
Maids are janitors, which are not mods.
Mods have more power than janitors.

>>9059546
ahh, thanks anon, specificity is key

Sanallite here. Just wanted to drop by and wish you guys have a great time watching our oshis have fun in todays collab! Finished watching Meimei complete Journey, she was great and cute! Laughed when she made sure chat got the icy joke lol

>>9059640
Thanks, Sana's Universe Sandbox was fun so I'm hoping for a fun stream!

>>9059055
>>9059071
>>9059252
ahh thank you thank you!

>>9059640
You and me both, spacebro. Can't wait.

>>9059640
From the land of the dumbest oshi to the land of the smartest, I wish you sanalites a fun collab full of cute noises for us to enjoy together.

>>9059640
Sana to me was a hidden gem, was out when her debut happened but watched the VOD and her intro made me cracked me up, I have high expectations for this collab, but it will really depend on how comfortable Mumei feels.

>>9059640
I have a feeling Sana will bring Mumei out of her shell a little, looking forward to it!

>>9028080
Better late than never. After inspections, this gotta be Master of Orion 2

>>9059640
Always gonna be a /who/man but Sana and Kronii are the definite highlights of EN2 for me, especially Sana. We may not have /his/ lined up just yet, but I'm betting Sana will pave the way for it. Civilization revolves around the sun, after all.

>>9058820
Mumei... your healthy sleep schedule reps...

>>9058820
Could Mumei actually be living in Asia? HK /his/chad here, I think I am closer to marrying the owl than any of you schizos.

https://youtu.be/yPi_ZG1VgHE?t=451
>Also, I think Bae is a little scared of me
>I don't know why though
>..No idea. Anyways

What did she mean by this?

>>9060337
that would put her first week streams at like 4 am. But notheless when she's awake doesn't necessarily tell us her timezone. I know people with sleeping schedules so fucked up they operate in US times despite being in the EU

>>9060116
Imagine if the first history stream will be a collab with Sana and it's all about space observation from ancient societies up to the exploration nowadays.That should be inoffensive enough

>>9060659
>it's all about space observation from ancient societies up to the exploration nowadays
that would be kino

>>9060401
>"Bae"
>"Y-yes, Mumei?"
>"Seriously. How the fuck did the black plague reach the island of Sardinia? People didn't even love there then. Medieval peasants literally were braindead and couldn't make a boat sail a few kilometers off their coasts. Little known fact about the Mediterranean, it's much bigger than you realize. Distances between the many island are beyond the horizon, so it should have made finding Sardinia impossible. Anyway. You know who could have sailed there though? The Amerindians if they reached they're full civilization potential. If you look at the statistics the Andeans reached bronze-age technology faster than the rest of the world if you start from the very beginning of their arrival there. And did all of this without pack animals and the wheel. Cortez ruined High American culture from developing into it's full potential. We could be exploring the stars by now..."
>"...W-what the fuck are you saying Mumei?"

When is Mumei going to snap?

>>9060659
>collab stream about the history of astrology/astronomy
I fucking wish

>>9061196
she already did, why do you think so many ancient civilizations seemed to just magically vanish, let alone any trace or information of them even existing?

>>9061196
Not as long as we keep her mental state positive. We'll have to recommend more German simulator games if we want her to snap.

Ich am not recommending zis out of any personal bias, nein, nein.

>>9060659
>stream her historical misconceptions
Do you know how much shit she would get for this? It would be a career suicide stream

>>9061269
>People speculate how the Indus Valley Civilization just up and vanished one day
>Turns out it was just Mumei having a bad day
>Kali, goddess of destruction in the Hindu religion, is actually an ancient depiction of Mumei

i subbed Mumeis Construction simulator to spanish, 125 views. feels good, I shall make them gosling as much as I do.

>>9061848
if it's a translation of the whole stream unedited, you will probably get in trouble.

>>9061848
legend

>>9061902
nah, 20 minute summary with shitty memes. did get DMCA'd because I used songs from some games though. translating a whole ass stream, specially with how much Mumei babbles, would be pain

>>9061242
Discussing Babylonian magi with Sana and Mumei!
>>9061269
We need a version of pic related for Mumei.

>>9061848
I also hid a jumpscare in yesterday stream summary shortly after mumei gets scared. "did you like that? mumei surely didn't"

>searching for mumei on youtube gives me recommendations for kiara's self "dox"

>>9062251
same, also a video of a minecraft girl farting on a toilet

mumei is that you? streamer is mute, so nvm

>>9062450
I don't see that. Anon, you wanna tell us something?

>>9062488
forgot the image

>>9061563
>Kali
But that would be Mori.

>>9062530
H-Hot...

>>9062530
Did she get injured in a war? What the fuck.

>>9062530
>esl

>>9062128
>Mumei was the one who recorded Ashurbanipal's conquest and helped with the creation of the Epic of Gilgamesh
>Mumei knows how the pyramids were really built, and their true purpose
>Kronii and Mori had to step in at one point to worsen Mumei's memory, gimp mankind and keep the existence of the Council as mere hearsay
>Mumei secretly wrote a collection of stone tablets detailing the collective weaknesses of the Council, along with primitive blueprints of ancient extraterrestrial technologies

>>9062812
>Mumei kept the blueprints of the Tower of Babel which was actually a hyper-advanced weapon facility designed to pierce the heavens and subdue the Gods
>The Gods sent the rest of the Council to stop her and brainwashed her into thinking she was one of their agents to prevent her from remembering her original mission

>>9062812
>>9063249
Unironically great lore, why didn't Cover came up with something like that?

>>9063320
They don't want to invoke an ancient babylonian blood curse or something

>>9062530
What is the source?

>>9063469
twitch probably

>>9059640
Thanks sanalite. Sana's universe sandbox stream was kino last night and I hope your oshi can bring our oshi out of her shell.

>>9062530
i can save her...

>>9063249
But that begs the question: how did mumei get her powers if she wasn't one of the agents of god?

>>9063827
Mumei is the only one without powers. She was just a manmade construct simply meant to record the history of humanity, both its triumphs and failures. After becoming a Council "member", humanity accomplished this on their own. This is what it means to create context.
https://youtu.be/eKl6WjfDqYA?t=17

>>9063249
Mumei? Is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lqd0JSWlIs

>>9063827
It says it right on the tin. Mumei is a being crafted by humanities will. She's neither a God nor a human. Immortal like the gods but a representative of mankind. Being the one link between man and the gods, she took it on herself to give to man what the gods refuse to. Punished for it with her crippling memory problems.

>>9066020
Humanity's will is pretty... Slow, then.

>>9066412
she's doing her best

New OP is baking

>>9060567
It could be that she works the graveyard shift or something. She could also have some type of insomnia, which could explain her nocturnal lifestyle.

>>9067062
Feel free to jump aboard anytime