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>>9044271

Welp, it's back.

You have no idea how much I love this woman.

>threesome with time and chaos
>rat rides your face while cackling
>kronii rides your dick while commenting on how pathetic you are

>>9017730
bringing this up since I didn't want to bring it up in an already dying thread. but hell yeah this would be a great idea.

>>9044434
Seconded, someone mention it to Sana in stream. She'll be the one who pushes for it if Kronii is on the fence.

>>9044439
beautiful design

Kronii is having a lot of fun.
https://files.catbox.moe/nqnuf7.webm

KRONII DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9038108
>>9037696
>>9037614
MOAR

>>9044474
this rrat

>>9044474
We need this and contemptible valley girl Kronii as webm sound files STAT

>>9044474
>that background shake with every table slam
KEK

>>9044434
That would be amazing, they agree to do rival battles at certain parts of the game, god that would be so hype

>>9044411
>Kronii mumei
They know owl has a boyfriend right?

What does Kronii say at the end?
Kroniisume?

>>9044561
Dont start this retarded loop here

>>9044573
kroyasumi.

>>9044561
yes, her

>>9044561
clock chads are anti-rat unity bros

>>9044590
Glados will marry Kronii lets GOOOOOOO

>>9044590
i made this post

>>9044590
Congratulations GLaDOS you won the Kronii bowl

Is Kronii a Sneed or a Chuck?

>>9044590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC4xMk98Pdc

>>9044590
>you will never be an automaton and marry kronii
I'm ngmi

>>9044604
>clock chads are anti-rat
not me
BAELZ LOVE

>>9044474
Best part of the stream. Right next to hyper egirl Kronii.

>>9044590
Robots love Kronii as much as we do

>>9044590
i don't remember making this post

>>9044411
>Panzui got bumped
>Replaced by lewd
>Lewd only has 8 posts total
WTF?

>>9044590
>AI gets to marry Kronii
It's not fair

>>9044620
no i made this post

>After years of working throught her issues along side you, Kronii is finally happy
>She streams a couple of time a week with minimal anxiety and worry
>She created a solid connection with her chat, something that while not perfect it's comfy
>She can be her sassy and chill self among her friends and co workers without needing to appeal to self deprecating humor
>She can look at herself in the mirror and accept her faults, but also see her hard work and her qualities
>At night she doesn't wake up randomly crying with anxiety anymore, she sleeps soundly by your side. At peace.
>Love doko?
>Love koko

>>9044651
kek that's not what I meant and you know it

>>9044604
no no. the only things we are anti against are doxxfags and kronii antis

>>9044638
neither
she seems to be a damn city slicker

>>9044603
Nah, if Kronii was then Mumeis mic wouldn't be so shit

>>9044673
That's the good shit

Kronii strikes me as someone who will develop a parasocial relationship in members only streams when those becomes a thing.

>>9044474
Do you know the time stamp?

>>9044731
Kronii strikes me as someone who [projection]

>>9044731
I hope so

>>9044757
this, stop it you fags

>She had her suspicions when she missed two of her periods, ever since she had grown accustomed to her body, she had never missed a menstrual cycle.
>The next symptoms soon followed: Nausea, swelling breasts, fatigue and of course morning sickness.
>She didn't want to believe it, she had watched enough human media to know what she was suffering from.
>A being such as herself, was it possible? She didn't know.
>She was unsure on what to do, she could have accessed the temporal stream to confirm her fears. Yet living in the mortal world had affected her thinking to the point that she had taken the mortal approach as her first recourse.
>She went to the local pharmacy, buying not one but two pregnancy kits. She needed to double check. She needed to be sure.
>She went back to their apartment, she sat down a the toilet seat and proceeded to administer both tests.
>She was sitting at the dining table, staring down at the both of them, two lines in each of them.
>She was pregnant.
>What was the next option?
>It wouldn't have been that difficult to rectify this little mistake, she just had to reverse her body's internal clock back before her womb got inseminated.
>It was actually surprising how long it took considering her vigorous sex life with anon.
>Anon, just what would he think?
>He never really showed any interest of having a family, he seemed to be contented enough with the sex.
>She was confident she could convince him to get rid of the baby.
>Raising a family? Her and him? A mortal and a fundamental force of existence? What a joke, a preposterous idea.
>She grabbed her chest.
>It would be awful, being a mother. To have something so weak and defenseless be entirely dependent on you. To raise it for many years, to ensure it reached adulthood.
>She wasn't even a human, so she didn't even any experience with such a thing.
>Why would she let the baby go through something like that?
>She started rubbing her temple.
>What about her duties? As the Guardian of Time? How could an avatar of the Gods even think of entertaining the thought of being a mother? Ludicrous
>Her heart beat was picking up a pace.
>No, she should stop it right now. She should stop thinking right now.
>Thoughts started intruding in her mind.
>She in the hospital, cradling a baby and with anon by her side.
>Feeding the baby, watching the child's first steps.
>Sending them to school, watching them grow up with friends.
>She choked back the tears.
>She didn't even notice him.
>A soft and gentle hand on her shoulder.
>She suddenly jolts out of whatever reverie she was in.
>"A-Anon?" She stared at him, adrenaline pumping through her veins.
>No.
>Not now.
>She needed time to think.
>She wasn't ready.

>>9044731
Yes with me

>>9044690
kek

>>9044681
>and you know it
Perhaps

>>9044590
Kronii sure love machines.

>>9044731
that's one of the worst things that would ever happen to Kronii. She deserves a lot better.

>>9044673
Kronii love

>>9044673
Damn that spoiler got me right in the kokoro.

>>9044590
I'm Glados

>>9044776
don't throw away child please!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJW9uVWLYs0&t=5449s

>>9044673
AIEEEEEEEE IM SAVIORFAGGING

>>9044731
You wish. She's been nothing but closed off so far.

Kroniis soft Kroniis...

i wish kronii was my mother

>>9044776

Fuck I regret writing Bae ryona now, her dynamic with Kronii is too cute for that. I'm not gonna write crossover fics until they've actually collab'd now.

>>9044737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJW9uVWLYs0&t=6607s

>>9044865
god my dick

>>9044827
I'd honestly feel horrible for her if that happened. That's just falling into the abyss for a streamer. I hope she makes friends with the council girls to cope instead.

what do you guys think kronii feels to be the No 1 of her gen?
i hope she doesnt gura'd

https://streamable.com/zfin3i
https://streamable.com/zfin3i
https://streamable.com/zfin3i

>>9044982
I doubt it. Gura had a higher growth and gap. EN2 also got fucked by Susan so numbers will be meaningless for a long time.

>>9044500
>When the small, confused and excited Baelz reaches for a kiss Kronii attacks her
>She envelops the tiny brrat's mouth with hers, deep kissing the girl
>Her hands start touching the inner part of Baelz's thighs, massaging them near her pussy
>When the brrat is released from the kiss she's in a scared and horny stupor
>She tries to run, but auntie Kronii doesn't allow any escape
>She just continues to molest the fragile girl with lustful intent
>She kisses her necks and traps, fondle her almost non existent breasts all, she rapes her mouth again with her tongue
>All without touching her pussy directly
>Eventually auntie Kronii carries Baelz to the bed
>Fuck logic and rational thinking
>She was going to take the girls first time by force

>>9044982
She's the only real breakout 'star' but all their numbers got buttfucked so hard, it won't matter

>>9044982
>my oshi is gura
>girl who acts like a total tease to cover up her insecurities
>ends up leading her gen by a considerable margin
>it makes her impostor system flare up

>my EN2 favorite girl and now overall second favorite girl is kronii
>girl who acts like a total tease to cover up her insecurities
>ends up leading her gen by a considerable margin

Oh no.

>>9044731
I mean hey its working for rushia
kronii would probably just use it as an excuse to shit on herself though

Reddit found out this place has quality greentexts, prepare for newfags

>>9044865
She's from Joisey?

>>9044982
no, she'll just kronii. It's not like Kronii is being put on a pedestal just because she does better than her genmates. I don't expect anything out from Kronii since she's doing things her way and is getting some good results so far.

>>9045029
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9045092
reddit is warded off by SEEEEEXXXX posters

>>9044928
She doesn't

>>9045100
>I don't expect anything out from Kronii since she's doing things her way and is getting some good results so far.
this, Kronii is Kronii

>>9045092
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CONTAINMENT!!!

>>9045092
there have been so many newfags since the en2 debut already
I dont like it

>>9045092
horrid

Bros your doomposting is scaring me, someone please assure me she's not gonna get rid of her massive milkers.

>>9044982
No, Kronii earned her success

>>9045041

>>9045092
Friendly reminder to gatekeep following redditor behavior
>pepe
>wojak
>-oomer posters
That is all.

How do we make Kronii cry?

>>9045118
BASED coomers they are our guardians against rrats trying to smear Kronii and normalniggers

>>9044982
desu if i had to rate gen 2 it would probably be
Kronii>Mumei=Fauna>Sana(I just can't stand the aussie accent)>Rat

>>9045123
just like his real mom

>>9045152
Stop being retarded, anon.

>>9045165

>>9045170
Trying to hard reddit

>>9045139
At least the hype seems to be divebombing. I was really expecting this collab to be sitting at 40k viewers, but it was only 12kish for most of it. I'd give it 2 or 3 weeks before we're back to relatively small comfier communities.

>>9045152
If anything, I think she would like you to respectfully look at her eyes. You can stare at her milkers all you want since they'll never go away, but she wants your attention.

>>9044982
I'm reminded of her reaction when her fans told her she's at 200k

>Kronii: Yeah but for how long?

I don't think she cares about the numbers.

>>9045152
enough bro, she's still in the experimentation phase

>>9045192
KYS

>>9045166
Marriage proposal followed by kissing and hugging
And then baby making sex

>>9045199
i think its because of the time it was held if it was earlier it might have more views

Possible Ina-Kronii offcollab?

>>9045165
Can we at least keep this one tho?
It's cute

>>9045092

I had an idea. I've been studying the Kronii soundbyte database--the hard part is out of the way as you've been compiling it--and in the future I may be able to stitch together enough sentences to synthesize her voice with neural software (like resemble AI) and make it read scripts. The best part is I can expand upon it and constantly improve it as time goes on. However this will take a shit ton of effort and I need to gather the autism required to do it. Time will tell, so to speak.

>>9045251
No, no frogs allowed.
They're cancer, you let one survive, they will multiply.

>>9045092
Why the fuck are you on Reddit?
>m-my friend sent me this...
You don't have friends.

>>9045245
I think they live at opposite sites of the country
Any doxxbeats here to confirm?

>>9045165
>>9045192
wojack and oomers I get but I literally never see pepe anywhere besides here and the odd twitter pfp. If anything its been adopted by twitch of all things

>>9045245
no for the time being,
the chinaflu is very bad right now

>>9045281
>Any doxxbeats here to confirm?
no thanks

>>9045251
Yes live your best life, post pepes to your content

>>9045092
At first I was against this, but maybe chemo will be needed...
Abortion, futa and ryona writers, do what's necessary when the time comes. I'll survive somehow..

>>9045283
-oomers are all forced memes from wojaks. It's a way to cut off the head of the snake.

>>9045254
Based, keep at it anon

>>9045269

>>9045269
fuck off schizo

>>9045254
Take my autism anon, really want to see this happen

>Redditors are already flooding us with their shit.

>>9045281
where is that takobro image of a kronie and deadbeat hacking another deadbeat to death?

>>9045305
My fics are too powerful for you, anon.

>>9045368
>talks about reddit constantly and not kronii
really makes me think

>>9045372
We need another version with them beating the reddit frog to death.
Drawfags assemble!

is it post-nut hours? i was expecting mroe kronii-baelz abuse fics

not the drive sound guy but here https://files.catbox.moe/rz9lt2.wav

>>9045405
>Just ignore cancer.
Pathetic attempt on your part.

>>9045411
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
enough, your the only one bringing them up

>>9045427
It's late bro...everyone's tired.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432968466202447882?t=gceZTugoeqpEYKIooeAJyw&s=19
what did she mean by this?
I actually dont get it

>>9045429
It's really low, can you please re-record it at a higher volume?

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432968466202447882
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432968466202447882
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432968466202447882
????

>>9045463
fugg

>>9045452
Nah, you can fuck off back there.

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1432903587319873542?s=19
https://twitter.com/XdLanivi/status/1432922169600880643?s=19

Guys, I know these tweets are off-topic and shouldn't apply to us, but do keep this in mind whenever you make fan-stuff.

>>9045092
They've been coming here in higher frequency for at least 2 weeks now and it's noticeable, slowpokechamma.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432969357169086466
I don't think Kronii is ogey

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432969357169086466
Out of context soundfiles are going to break here.

>>9045464
>SO DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF CONTEXT THIS TIME
soundanon its time(heh) to stop

>>9045512
We're not monetizing anything....right anons?

>>9045512
i don't read moon runes brother

>>9045475
le ebin funny meme, kronii.

>>9045512
it was because that shitty steam game, that stole a hololive fanart

>>9045551
Sorry, still masturbating to the soundfile Kronii

>>9045561
second twitter link is the translated one, onii-chan.

She knows about https://files.catbox.moe/nqnuf7.webm bros...

>>9045464
i am down for a dr seuss reading stream,
then i will suck kronii mommy milkers

>>9045475
>>9045534
is she meming on us

>>9045551
>>9045534
Kronii, forgive me...

>>9045512
Unless someone here steals Kronii's art assets and then creates a shitty H-game on Steam and somehow says we're responsible for it., we should be okay.

>>9044776
She'll be ready someday. Good stuff anon.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432969357169086466
You heard her. Stop jacking off to out-of-context sound bytes, you freaks.

>>9045473
>>9045429
Didn't catch that. sure. Here you go
https://files.catbox.moe/l9g2n2.wav

>>9045512
This doesn't apply to us because nobody here will ever be japanese.

What does the Dr Seuss quote have to do with it?

>>9045628
I'm jacking off to them with all the context tho.

https://youtu.be/rfXNWT4u95Q
https://youtu.be/rfXNWT4u95Q
https://youtu.be/rfXNWT4u95Q

>>9045638
>>9045628
WELP

>>9045628
I think she's referencing the 4000 clipniggers already posting the "first time" bit. The second I closed the stream I already had 2 in my reccomended.

>>9045628
So at this point its save to say that kronii is here + hates us right?

>>9045657
17 hrs

>>9045657
>9:00am
SEACHADS...

>>9045648
yeah what

>>9045475
I think it's referring to her "cumming there here and everywhere" in Baelz stream

>>9045674
lol no. I bet that she doesn't know we exist in the first place.

>>9045648
Critical thinking anon. It can be interrupted to ways.
1. They were bouncing all around in Portal 2 and their antics were funny.
2. Anything can be funny depending on the context it's taken from
Based on her follow up comment, it's going to be #2.

>>9045628
You complaint has been noted and discarded, move along

>>9045704
better stay that way

>>9045693
oooooooh that makes sense

>>9045674
more like this really >>9045665
Remember, Takeshi didn't give a single fuck when he was having the time of his life in that tunnel.

>>9045731
This, she'll absolutely despise us if what happened in the collab tonight annoys her..

Kronii is on a retweet spree.

>>9045648
It was the only franchise she could get the permission to post. Please undastan.

>>9044412
based anon. respect

>>9045771
>My sexual degeneracies always end up hurting the ones I loved
Why God

>>9044427
kronii is bigger so she should be the one face-sitting

>>9045786
she made an autistic joke that didnt land but cant back out so shes spamming retweets to drown the post
cute!

>>9044590
hi it's me kronii's husband!

>>9045818
Shes just like me

>>9045818
kek

>>9044776
I don't think this is goslinganon stop falseflagging fag

Am I retarded? I don't get the relevant of the Dr Seuss quote

>>9045864
>>9045693

>>9045864
>https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432969357169086466
Dont worry about it, no one does

>>9045864
She made a reference to that quote in the collab, but since not many people get it, or just want to take things out of context in general, she posted that.

I hate En clippers so much, fucking leeches the lot of them

>>9045852
Sorry...

>>9045921
how else do you expect them to make a living? getting a job?

>>9045254
waiting for this. can't wait to make kronii I love you anon

>>9045864
She made the reference during the collab. Its funny how half of the people didnt get it during the collab and it seems an even bigger chunk of people talking about this dont even watch streams.

>>9045921
it's a love hate relationship, they leech true, but they also megaphone kronii

Love the clock

>>9045818
That's A LOT of retweets, my phone is getting spammed with notifications...

>>9045818
Wow that really is what she did. She's so fucking gap on accident.

>>9045921
Clippers could use their channels to land a job with any MSM considering how much clickbait and out of context shit they peddle .

>>9045921
God I hate clipniggers so goddamn much.

>>9045898
>https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1432969357169086466
>>9045915
>>9045946
Ah thanks I get it now. She seems genuinely peeved about it

>>9045969
>journos are just the clippers of real life
suddenly it all makes sense

>>9044673
I'M LITERALLY GONNA STUDY PSYCHOLOGY TO SAVE KRONII

>>9045864
https://files.catbox.moe/97tr7y.mp3

The out-of-context she's referring to.

>>9045921
I see the expected names have already made their way to upload this clip.

>>9045958
21 retweets since that reference tweet already.

i wanna sleep but kronii is awake and posting

Is Kronii...actually vanilla dork...

>>9045921
very creative

>>9045921
Please tell me if Kronii asks it, Clover can go after any of them that are monetized.

>>9046072
we know that she's a dork for a while

>>9046072
Yes, she loves holding hands and chaste kisses

what makes sanakronii such a better pairing than takamori.

>>9046105
they could but they use clippers as free advertising so they won't

>>9046105
Cover actually allows clippers to monetize their shit, as long as they're not uploading full streams.
And since Hololive is the latest hot trend on the Internet, this is why there's so many of them.

>>9046124
It's not forced and Sana doesn't constantly sperg for Kronii tiddies off-stream.

>>9046124
Well, for starters, one of them didn't force desperately try and force it during their debut stream.

>>9046052
man shes gonna fucking psych herself out if she keep freaking out over little stuff. I didnt even notice it when it happened in stream, chats gonna chat though I suppose

>>9046105
I doubt they care. It's advertising for them.

>>9046124
>>9046162
*one of them didn't desperately try to force it during their debut stream.
Don't type at 4 AM.

>>9046113
>holding hands and chaste kissed
Shit like this is rare her when it comes to stories, but it gives me more despair and crushing pain that any other theme. Thank god most of the stories about daily life with Kronii that start out sweet, end in smut or her getting her holes fucked sideways. The sex brings me back from the void.

>>9045958
I still can't get her to show up in my notifications. I've done about everything I can think of but she's the only one that doesn't show.

I HATE THE FUCKING RAT

>>9045921
Clippers are unironically just motivated narrativefags, think about that.

>>9046163
this general is too pure to see that as lewd

>>9046210
hey, not here. Go to the rat's general to do that stupid shit of yours.

>>9046226
two anons actually reacted to it saying they came everywhere too soo uh yeah not that pure

>>9045921
>>9045943
>>9045949
>>9045969
>>9045998
>>9046033
>>9046044
>>9046105
Is this really worth getting mad about?

Kronii is definitely Asian. I've heard that accent a ton of times before. Probably Chinese or SEA. Definitely not Japanese, highly unlikely she's Korean

RAT IMOUTO RAT IMOUTO RAT IMOUTO RAT IMOUTO
CLOCK ONEE-SAN CLOCK ONEE-SAN CLOCK ONEE-SAN CLOCK ONEE-SAN

>>9046286
BASED

>>9046163
I get psyched out when its just my online friends seeing my cringe tweet, can't imagine thousands of fans and influencers and friends and colleagues.

Is the collab worth watching? I over slept through it.

>>9046271
Anon...

>>9046210
uhh...ogey?

Holy shit
Sauce: https://twitter.com/saltseacake/status/1431361216291639298?s=21

>>9046265
no but that's not gonna stop me

>>9046265
>>9046044
Why am I quoted? My response has little to no anger in it.

>>9046265
Is she really mad? She's retweeting art now, I think she was just joking around but people got confused

https://twitter.com/muffet1010/status/1431695885860102148

>>9046271
She's Korean. This has been confirmed.

>>9046271
don't try to test us doxxfag.

>>9046325
>3d

>>9046304
Face and skin color are still fucked up.
Worst of all She's smiling

>>9046325
cosplay chads...we won...

>>9046321
>People take something Kronii said out of context again like they usually do
>She makes an autistic joke and pretends to be mad about it
>People think she's unironically, seriously mad
>She gets embarrassed and starts spamming retweets to bury it
I love this cute autist!

>>9046265
No really, clippers have been a force of nature for forever, but I like being mad, it's cathartic

>>9046336
uhhh when? did she say this on stream? if it's roommate shit nvm

>>9046265
More like annoyed. Even the holo talents expressed their annoyance with clip channels and said that they wish they didnt do this clickbait stuff. What happens is that it paints holos as something theyre not to new people and they come in expecting them to behave ina certain way. Or they end up spamming their chat woth whatever meme the clip was pushing.
Im also annoyed that these people earn money by rushing to make a retarded clickbait thumbnail and subject and use the lowest form of content editing. Theres no love for the talengs. This is purely done for money.

>>9046347
kek, love you Kronii, you were amazing in the collab tonight

>>9046347
She didn't even make a joke! Just clarified what she was referencing (the quote)

>>9046359
Debut stream she said she speaks fluent Korean as well as English.

>>9046296
I liked it, if you hate the rrat probably not, if your neutral on her or like her, definitely, Kronii was very funny in it

>>9046271
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KRONI!!!!

Kronii wasn't mad guys, I was just making a joke

>>9046184
>Both of you sit on a bench
>After walking in the park in a summer day it's inevitable that your bodies would get tired
>You and Kronii talk about what you're going to have for dinner
>While talking your hands touch each other lightly, and then your finger get enlaced
>For a while your conversation gets quieter and quieter until it completely stops
>You focus on Kronii's warm hands and she does the same with yours
>The emotional connection between you are manifested by that simple and yet powerful act
>Holding hands, minutes in that bench seems to become hours
>It could be eternity

>>9046384
she could be literally someone who just knows korean well????? how was that confirmation but anyways let's just drop this topic

>kronii humming ode to joy
CUTE

>>9046426
very funny, kronii

>>9046296
Pretty good. They have a weird dynamic that gives off vibes like Kronii has babysat a lot in the past. Kroniis also too tired to not filter out her sarcasm and it lead to a really great moment where she blows up at a negging chatter.

>>9045921
Isn't Rizulix also one who does this?

>>9046426
Kronii defense force got activated lmao

Wake me up when Kronii comes back...

>>9046457
Yeah, he's also doing clickbait clips.

>>9046446
I want us all to request this during her firs karaoke stream.

>>9046467
good night brother

>>9046467
We just finished. She's gonna shower and hop back online in a bit.

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! Woke up just before the stream but ISP decieded it was a good time for maintenance so I am gonna watch the stream now, how you doing?

>>9046428
Now write the part where she gets analy fucked on the bench or she whips out her clock or whatever. Please. Dont do this to me.

>>9046493
It was great, you're in for a treat. I'm watching kronii's retweet storm at the moment and going through art

>>9046493
doing fine taking a quiz right now. The stream was very fun!

>>9045818
>>9045915
>>9045946
>>9045864
Kronii's not stupid, she knows whatever clips are plastered everywhere are how normalfags who weren't here on the ground floor are going to perceive her. So if they see clips of her reference, or Bea saying it's their first time. It's going to create an image that Kronii is going to have a shitload of trouble shaking. Especially since Clover won't care and just sees all the clips as free advertisement.

She's definitely going to be more self conscious with what she says now.

>>9046541
Kronii love

>Twitter Web App
That makes me feel good for some reason. That people still use twitter on computers and not phones.

>>9046541
That's my wife right there

>>9046541
My clock dork wife

The woman cooks for me

>>9046581
>twitter
Ok old man

>>9046428
Vanilla overdose, I'm die

>>9046496
anon you can't keep running away from intimacy what are you a faggot?

>>9046602
Watch your mouth whipper snapper.

>>9046602
>not following kronii in twitter
okay retard

>>9046599
amazing pic

>>9046635
I will NEVER use twitter
not even for kronii

I am literally Ryan Gosling.

>>9046341
I'm not trying to doxx. It just bugged the shit out of me and I realized she has an Asian accent I've heard a lot before. I don't ever wanna see what she actually looks like or know too many personal details. I like Kronii not the person behind her.

>>9046619
Im extremely lonely and incapable of forming human connections with anyone, so I use the idea of raunchy degenerate sex to numb the feelings of lacking daily intimacy and warmth from someone, with a union thats built on mutual love and respect.
Yes, lovely stories hurt.

>>9046659
Shame

>>9046666
Call your mother and talk with her. It's been months.

>>9046599
I'm hungry now. I'd eat whatever Kronii makes even if it tastes bad, but that's not possible because anything Kronii makes is perfect just like herself

>>9046662
I´m the doctor.

>>9046662
you wish you were hot as me, the real Ryan Gosling.

>>9046683
It was so cute when she drank out of the straw bros...

>>9046666
I used to feel that way. I hope you get better Anon. I can only suggest therapy.
We're all gonna make it.

>>9046677
My last close family member is dead for over a decade.

>>9046706
Im going to therapy for 2 months now. I want to change. I dont think ill find love, but I just dont want to react to it as painfully as i do. Just to accept and move on.

>>9046666
>lovey stories hurt

Then suffer through them, become stronger

>>9046673
The invention of social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>9046683
I wonder how good Kronii is at cooking and what does she enjoy making.

>>9046659
>not helping to boost her numbers

>>9046728
best of luck anon, i also struggle with similar issues, hopefully you can achieve peace of mind, I think that's the least anyone should strive for

>>9046496
>You both go home with enlaced fingers
>The whole way you and Kronii exchange silly clock puns and jokes
>Reaching home you go to the kitchen to prepare dinner, Kronii readies the table and then start to check her twitter
>While you are cooking she suddenly hugs you form behind and teases you while in your surprise you try not to fuck the food up
>After her teasing you kiss eachother, nothing lewd and long, just a quick kiss followed by smiles of pure joy in both of your faces

>>9046740
True, but also I get pictures of anime girls in their panties sent directly to my phone so you take the good with the bad

I just misread kroniis twitter handle as Cuckeroni.

>>9046781

>>9046797
What's wrong with you?

>>9046781
God damnit I love my sweet Clock wife so much and want to hold her hand

Thread making fag here. I'm going to sleep Was having another dry coughing fit, but took some medication for it and it's calmed down. (blogshit end)
If the bread baker is here, I know you got this.

Let's all hope Kronii is okay and can get through this fine.

>>9046683
>look what I made for you anon

We need to add the /here/ code word to the main OP in the next bread

marmalade
Unless you think we should change it before every stream

>>9046887
Let's not, especially after what happened tonight.
Kronii affiliating herself with 4chan would be a terrible idea for her image to the normalfags.

>>9046184
>"UWAK!" Kronii cried out in frustrated anger, this was the fourth time you had just beat her at Strive. The more heated she became the more did her skill degenerate.
>"I'm tired of this game, it's not even that good." She put down the controller, extending her neck backwards behind the sofa headrest in obvious annoyance.
>You can tell game night was done, she didn't have the sanity left for another round. You turn off the console and the T.V, relaxing in the hanging silence.
>You slowly try to slide up your hand up her thigh, it get's immediately intercepted.
>Kronii looks at you a little miffed with a puffy pout as she grabs your offending fingers, bending them slightly. She was a really sore loser.
>"Not now anon, I'm not in the mood." She says dismissively.
>"Alright, I'm not gonna do anything." You say, leaning forward.
>You give her a light kiss on the lips, staring at her Azur eyes for the longest time. There was, something there. It felt haunting, like a memory.
>You start scooting over, enveloping her in your arms, wrapping them around the midriff.
>You rest your chin on her shoulder, taking a whiff of her hair. She just took a shower, she smelled of lilac and rain.
>Your hands are intertwined with hers, your fingers dancing together.
>She's quiet, silent, yet you knew what the both of you were thinking
>She turns her face back towards yours, long strands of beautiful black hair brush against your face.
>"Don't think I'm gonna forgive you like that, we're not gonna do anything tonight." Her face is a light shade of pink, she want's to be mad at you, but she can never maintain it for too long.
>"That's fine, I don't put up with you because I like the sex." You give her another kiss, a peck on the lips.
>You just sit there, she in your arms. You feel her breathing, you feel her heartbeat. You take in her scent. You take in her everything.
>She rests her head on your chest, she's so warm. She's so soft.
>"Anon." She whispers out, in a voice so quiet that it barely reaches your ears.
>"You love me right?" You snort a bit, amused by the question.
>You tighten your hug, sliding on the sofa until you're both lying on the seat.
>"Always and forever. "You can hear her sniffling.
>She was crying.
>You just kiss her on the scalp, rubbing your arms on her back.
>You will never let her go.

>>9046887
but why tho

>>9046877
Hey anon, hope you don't have any serious health conditions. Stay strong

>>9046877
have a good sleep and get well soon.

>>9046878
Doesn't look too bad, but I prefer my cereal with beer instead of milk, unless it's your milk, Kronii

Do the holos know they're popular on 4chan or just reddit and twitter?

>>9046920
Bro... my heart going full Takeshi right now

>>9046952
I'm sure they know that 4chan talks about vtubers. They just don't go /here/ to egosearch.

>>9046887
This is retarded for multiple reasons, the first of which being that she's probably not even /here/ to begin with so it's pointless, but if she was it would be extremely obvious to everyone, and a bunch of dumbfuck newfags are being drawn to this place all the time both because of people posting about this general in other places and because of the new debuts.

>>9046467
Obligatory.

>>9046952
They know about this place. Risu and Moona have explicitly mentioned it in the past. There's no real indication of how much they lurk here or even if they've posted, though.

>>9046920
This is like a hot iron straight into my heart.
And this
>"Anon." She whispers out, in a voice so quiet that it barely reaches your ears.
>"You love me right?" You snort a bit, amused by the question.
>You tighten your hug, sliding on the sofa until you're both lying on the seat.
>"Always and forever. "You can hear her sniffling.
>She was crying.
>You just kiss her on the scalp, rubbing your arms on her back.
>You will never let her go.
Was it being twisted

>>9046920
I much, MUCH prefer these to ero stuff.

>>9046920
God I love thie woman, thank you goslongbro

>>9046952
They know us, they aren't going here to egosearch because of all the shitflinging and ratts. Or mention us because of how poisonous it would to their reputation.
I mean 4chan's back in the news because /pol/'s posts are being subpoena'd by the Jan 6th commission. Not a good time to make a shout out to us.

>>9046920

>>9047005
Hololive ID is an exception to the rule since sites like reddit are banned in ID, so the only way to have a static interaction is through places like 4chan.

>>9047088
fucking /pol/

>>9047088
even /pol/ can't get away from that nothingburger, huh?

>>9047148
>nothingburger
Oh fuck off.

>>9047148
>>>/out/

>>9046920
Goslingbro...

>>9047102
How the fuck is reddit banned over there but not 4chan?

>>9047167
>>9047169
yikes guys. you really want to carry that tone /here/ of all places?

>>9045693
what timestamp?

>>9047220
>yikes
Out. Now.

>>9047220
>yikes
Back to your containment board.

>>9045771
I just woke up, what happened?

>>9047185
>According to the Ministry of Communication and Information. Reddit was banned because it promoted pornographic materials and not only Reddit was banned, Imgur and Vimeo were also banned.
Why 4chan isn't banned too? That's a good question.

>>9047246
Do your reps, everything is in the thread.

>>9047246
She made an extremely mild autism joke that nobody noticed but some people here are still in a wad about because it'll expose the sekrit clubhouse

>>9047246
Oh, just Kronii being her usual self and having a swell time with Baelz.

>>9047234
>>9047235
"yikes" is a bad word here? huh, what are the odds that I'd be using /pol/ words unironically?

>>9047246
doomposters finish masturbating now they are doomposting until their sacks get refilled

>>9047283
>because it'll expose the sekrit clubhouse
???

>>9047293
>Playing stupid
Buzzwords are always bad words newfag.

>>9047283
Nobody gives a shit whether she 'exposes' us or not. Some people are just sad because there's a possibility she might not like all the fanfics (which, yeah, no shit, there was one a while ago where she beats Bae to death and she gets immensely grossed out by step-sibling incest, of course she wouldn't like them) or that it'd reflect badly on her to her audience if she acknowledged 4chan outright (which is a more reasonable concern).

>>9047318
Okay? not sure why you're seething. I've never posted in /pol/ just so you know, so newfag does make sense. Can we just go back to Kronii? You can just disregard the political opinion and continue kroniiposting.

>>9047387
>More buzzwords
Follow your own example then.

>>9047358
>there was one a while ago where she beats Bae to death
wut

>>9047402
kay.

>>9047358
In the end it doesn't really matter either way because Kronii isn't actually mad at people taking what she says out of context and making it lewd. If she was she'd have called people out sooner when they did it earlier last week. She just pretended to be mad to be cute.

>>9046072
Watch her Interstellar watchalong, in the movie they are in a cornfield farm that has issues with dust storms and here are some kronii paraphrase quotes
>I guess you could call him corny
>uh oh they got him cornered
>another one bites the dust
Yeah, she's dorky

I hope Kronii generals slow down in the future cause it is actual hell trying to do your archive reps currently.

>>9047413
I wonder if people will ever notice that they crossed the line when they intend to annoy her for the sake of reactionbaiting.

>>9047413
I think she is irritated because this fucks with her image, since she's still in the stage where how people perceive her is extremely malleable. That's the probable reason for why she's hiding her tits right now, she doesn't want to be known just for them. So having people take a joke she made out of context to make it sound like she's lewd is the last thing she'd want.

>>9046920
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO BE INTIMATE WITH SOMEONE LIKE THIS I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU TO SOMEONE FAMILIAL LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT SOMEONE THAT WILL LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY NOT BECAUSE WE'RE BLOOD RELATED IM SO FUCKING LONELY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>trying to rip High Energy Kronii and stitch it into coomer bait
>Baelz's screaming keeps cutting in
i'm a rat anti now

>>9047539
Rat antis are not welcome in this thread.

>>9047539
hi im a coomer so you better hurry up with that audio or I'm gonna blast the thickest load you've ever seen on your face

>>9047539
Leave my rat imouto alone you literal fucking autist

>>9047539
Please don't hate Kronii's friends...she's suicidal without them...

>>9047539
Get fucked -oomer fag.

>>9047455
Slowing down probably, but not for while. If anything, we're getting cross-migrations from different generals because of the uniqueness of this melting pot of a general. Not to say that it's a bad thing. The fact that we managed to get this general running at a consistent and organised fashion shows the dedication kronies are making to make this general interesting, except for shit-stirring tourists or those few bitter fags up there that sperg out the moment you talk anything politics.

It was just a joke I don't hate any EN or Holo for that matter. In fact I really like Baelz, sexually.

>>9047658
I really like Baelz as a stand-in for the little sister I don't have.

>>9047672
you do know you don't really want a sister right? you want a convenient cumdump right?????

Sounds updated. I personally like Dr._Kronii.mp3
>I am cumming here and there and everywhere.

>>9047672
I'm going to sexually bully your non-existent little sister of you don't mind

>>9047658
I'll probably never like baelz to be honest, ollie and her has the same vibes and I'm not into that shit

>>9047641
>those few bitter fags up there that sperg out the moment you talk anything politics.
That's a good gatekeeping tactic because if you want to kill a general. You can do it one in two ways. 1. Make a discord to tribalize the community 2. Inject partisan politics.
Anyone who attempts the first one will be told to fuck off. So we got to gatekeep against the second.

>>9047686
I don't care about sex or not I just want a cute little sister I can take care of and be there for when she feels sad or is hurt so that way I'll feel needed and reliable, and then maybe she can play games with me and will listen to me nerd out about shit no one else cares about

>>9047728
sorry anon but that only happens in anime wake up

>>9047747
Please let me dream. Please let me dream. PLEASE let me dream.

>>9047728
You also have the bonus of feeling useful when you help her understand how to play games or do things online, or answer her homework. It's cute

>>9045372

>>9047747
I agree with this anon
t. have a small sister

SEX

>>9047727
but it's a rather harmless opinion though? Not against the idea of gatekeeping partisan politics. Just don't see how that comment would incite even shittier people to visit this general.

>>9047813
Nice. Thank you so much Takobro.

>>9047871
this but with kronii instead

Wanted to post horny ideas for any interested writeanons but I ended up browsing the fanfic archive and jacking off to a decent one. Keep up the good work, horny writers.

>>9047853
Mentioning politics of any kind is almost exclusively used to shitpost, bait and derail. Feigning ignorence is step 2.
Same for so called "harmless doxxes".

>>9047853
Nothing is harmless, you let cancerous thing in, more will always follow. I don't see why this is so difficult for you to understand why people are being so diligent about this.

>>9047871
The dead should stay dead.

>>9045092
Let them come, I'll cum on every last redditnigger and spread their boipussies so much that you'd be able to fit their whole supply of onions milk in them.

>>9047892
when you're hornii for kronii, checking the archives would always do the trick unless her 18+ art starts piling up or something

>>9047905
B-based

>>9047905
Based. Dont forget your zinc and pumpkin seed supplements to keep your prostate exceptionally strong.

>>9047892
Which one?

>>9045092
So lads how does it feel to be in le ebic leddit screencap?

>>9047923
>spoiler
She doesn't get enough good 18+ art.

Is there a gallery for all the art that artists itt made?

Remember who you're friends are. Do your part

>>9045092
Fuck...I don't want them to read my shit...

>>9047957
Art and image based oc*

>>9047948
RIGHTTT??? I think the most decent one right now is the instant loss one and the one made by sunset

>>9047968
It'll be fine, they'll probably stumble upon my Ame mindbreak fic and leave.

>>9047539
>Baelz’ screaming keeps cutting in
I fail to see how that’s a bad thing, being loud and annoying is exactly what makes me want to fuck her lights out

>>9047960
Do bread bakers count as friends?

>>9047937
https://rentry.co/wqm7rx
This kind of scratches my moral degen fetish.

>>9047960
>Futa"chads" leeching on people that actually do something good for the thread
Fuck off