/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

JP Holos are held to the same standards as EN Holos and as such we do not let them get away with doing the things we hate EN Holos for doing.

I don't care about viewer counts and subscribers. All that matters is that they're fun to watch.

Could care less. I'm just looking forward to Zoo Tycoon.

>>9034326

>>9033717
Damn, isn't Cover too strict on chuubas? They only hire single women and they have to remain single during their tenure.

Man, Risu's karaoke last night was crazy good. Can't believe she can keep up singing like that every single week. I guess that's why she's the #1 subbed ID. That, and the Korone leeching during Minecraft, of course.

>>9034688
He said Bizarro /vt/ and not Paradise /vt/

Bizarro/vt/ is overjoyed everytime there's a new boyfriend found. They're happy for the girls for finding love

Mumei is a good streamer and deserves all the viewers she gets

God, this bitch is such a buzzkill. I don't think she's ever found anything funny in her entire life.

>>9034854
What? Mumei sucks ass, her model is shit.

I'm really don't like how Gura basically only does collabs. I wish she'd just play stuff by herself for once.

>>9033717
Damn Holostars numbers are crushing everyone

>>9034521
Or you could stop being a faggot and say I don’t care. Nice and direct.

>>9033717
Your family loves you and will miss you when you're gone.

I'm so happy to see Calli doing more hardcore minecraft speedruns! I can't believe she's getting sub 10 times already.

>>9033717
im waiting for the 3rd reich history stream

>>9033717
I can't believe Watson somehow was able to make another original stream. where does she even get these ideas.

Ayame is a pure and genuine girl who deeply cares about Hololive.

>>9036300
kuzuha streamed to 100 viewers again... i wish anycolor knew how to handle their male talents half as well as cover does.
oh well, congrats on roberu's 5 million subscribers.

>>9036810
She really needs to stop streaming and take a break. I've never come across someone who loves to stream so much.

I've enjoyed posting with you lads. I couldn't help myself from digging and found that Kronii 100% has a boyfriend. It's not like I was delusional enough to think I would ever interact with her, but it's not the same. Hopefully I can stay in Crowley mode for a little before I return to self-pity, hatred, doom mode.

>>9035143
She sounds so depressing and soulless.

I wonder why these astrophysicists with 200+ IQ decided to become vtubers. Bold change of career.

Hello, is this the tourist/newfag honeypot thread?

>>9034808
I am unironically glad that people can find happiness, not sure why it triggers people here. We don't all have to be lonely and miserable

>>9033717
I hate background it just looks like that stock photo watermark shit it's horrible I can't watch her because of that FUCK watermarks fucking hell I hate those

>>9038089
Why would I have to be happy someone else is having a better life than me? There is no reason for that. If other people are misrable, my own relative hapiness logically improves.

>>9038089
Exactly like that anon! This one was perfect!

>>9035143
>>9037654
Literally who?

Jokes aside I mean that's her charm point but yeah I can see why Selen is struggling in numbers while Petra is absolutely storming. I still support dragonbros and I'm happy to see the ocassional rare posts about Selen.

>barely streams
>never streams for more than an hour
>barely interacts with her fans
>exclusively streams newer games
The fuck is her problem?

>>9039648
I'm still shocked the whole Kiarakiller rrat ended up becoming true. I don't think anyone expected her to get knocked out of first place, but I guess Nijisanji's been inclining harder than we thought.

>>9039648
Would it kill Selen to laugh every now and then? She's so stoic in her streams

Is it true Pikamee likes old ladies?

>>9039892
Fucking Nijjers being delusional as usual

>>9033717
What's actually stopping her from streaming those games, when Kronii was streaming a 4xg and got huge views because it's an unexplored (along with rts and gs) genre among games played by vshitters?

>>9034212
But this is unironically true and in a certain sense "mid sized" vtubers with a few thousand viewers are in a sweet spot between the weird circlejerk that low-view tubers have and the annoying zerg cult that high-view tubers have.

>>9038089
>>9034808
I'm from bizarro /vt/.

>>9038802
That's incorrect because even when everything is shit, at least part of it can be attributed to your own mistakes. We desire the misery of others because then we can discount our own role in making ourselves unhappy or lonely and it relieves us from the burdensome realization that "today, I have to work on improving myself, tomorrow and every day until my life stops being shit". Because sloth, apathy and envy are easier than bootstraps.

>>9042968
Yeah but I love (HATE) women Anon.

>>9042968
>That's incorrect because even when everything is shit, at least part of it can be attributed to your own mistakes.
Ask me how I can tell you have a pathetically easy life.

Akukin Forever! Fuck Zhangs for taking my Oshi away from me!

>>9036605
Her music is good

>>9043159
>if you recognize where you fucked yourself over, you must be literally rich and handed everything

Your life will suck more than it has to as long as you refuse to admit any fault. There are many things that are out of your control which can fuck you over without warning, but you can make your life better by fixing the things which are in your control.

>>9036994
Ikr, she been streaming everyday this past month, I hope she take a break every once in a while so that she doesn't get burned out from streaming to her lovingly fans.

>>9043305
It's a shame she barely gets any superchats though, for the sheer amount of hours she puts in. She really deserves to do Ayunda-tier SC numbers at the very least.

>>9042855
i will not lower myself to read even a single word of a post made by a frogposter

>>9043476
Well at least she is not as bad as Coco or Pekora though, they barely get any SC at all this month kek.

>>9034212
I’m glad Chumbuds are like this!

>>9034521
could care less = I don't care enough to quantify how much I care

>>9037003
Why would you care? They are entertainers, their personal lives are irrelevant.

>>9033717
You know I always found it really amusing how normal and down to earth HoloEN's lore is. Like Gen 3 was fantasy and Gen 4 had dragons, demons, and angels yet all we have for HoloMeet is some comfy every day girls. Same thing with HoloCouncil, like I enjoy the slice of life-esque student council theme but it's so excessively ordinary. Also, really? Megan as HoloEN's A-chan?

I'm sure I'm not the only one that noticed and feels this way right?

>>9033717
I'm surprised your wife lets you watch vtubers, OP.

>>9033717
god im excited for the upcoming hololive malaysia!

>>9041918
You didn't see her tweet? She outright said that her ideal age range is 60 year olds (no, google mistranslated it as her saying her viewers are 60 year olds.) I'm still gonna watch her, but I'm worried. I don't want any old hags accidentally snapping Pika's anorexic body in two...

>>9049321
>Also, really? Megan as HoloEN's A-chan?
Megan is cute! It's amazing that a manager streams as much as the other girls.

>>9049321
based chimkinposter
i'm so glad everyone on this board sees how talented and goodhearted she is, really warms the soul

I wish Kiara would talk more about herself, we never get to hear anything about her

>>9049445
As a Malaysian, I don't have much confidence of that becoming a thing or of it being good if it DOES miraculously happen. ID definitely has a lot more weebs than MY based on my experience in MMOs with anime-aesthetics.

>>9050815
I just feel bad for the JOPs. Even Calli sometimes throws them a bone, and the less said about "basically-HoloJP-chuuba" Watson the better... But Chicken? Nothing. Doesn't even try responding to the JP supacha...

Not trying to start anything, by the way. She's my favourite, though I like all the EN girls except Ina. She's way too agressive and high-energy all the time, it's draining.

>>9050971
>She's way too agressive and high-energy all the time, it's draining.
Point taken, but she draws her own fucking lewds on stream, I don't know how she gets away with it.

>>9034521
See? This guy gets it.

>>9051018
Probably because her art is so amateurish that I can barely tell a tentacle from an arm. She's getting better, but not by much. I suppose it makes sense she wouldn't have time to, since she seems like one of those people who super-manages their life balance but surely with all the free time she has, she'd take the time to practice a little?

Somehow I feel bad for Kiara.
She never does any collabs with other holos because she does not want to leech off them. But she never starts any drama and is liked by everyone on /vt/. Too bad she doesn't do any sc readings, she clearly deserves more superchats.
At least she does not care about numbers so she is so happy and grateful to be in hololive. She knows that she owns it all to her management that makes her feel supported.

>>9033717
Just found out that Mumei was the only holo without a boyfriend/husband. Where the fuck is this company heading?

>>9053107
This, how can we expect them to give good flirting ASMR/GFE/JOI streams if they have no experience? Seriously hope she can find a husband soon (not me) to teach her.

I can speak japanese and never watch clips