/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

TAKESHI NO STOP

Rejoice Kronies, victory against the AMECH is ours.
>>8977873
>>8977873
>>8977873

KRONIIIIIIII DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kronii a best!

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>8978097
God, I wish that butt plug were me.

>>8978076
I don't care if norffag is based, I think EN is SHIT and only kronii is worth watching.

IDEA FOR A NEW PROJECT.
Every week we collect every new Kronii fanart on the internets and compile them into a weekly mega pack.

Anyone want to help me with this? I feel like I miss a lot of stuff since I just use the normal tags.

>>8978233
use the gallery from OP

>>8978219
I haven’t watched many of the others desu, although I have watched Sana a bit.
T. made that image

why can't I hear the sounds of the webms wtf

>>8978097

>>8978219
You can't be in /Infinity/ if you aren't unity. We all want to fuck all the holos here.

>>8978337
How do we know it has everything and what happens if it goes offline?
I just think decentralization is better.

>>8978400
newfag you need a script to hear the soundposts

>>8978408
I want to use her crack in this pose as a cup.

>>8978408
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8978408
I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT I WANT TO SNIFF IT

>>8978452
take your copium back to global, I'm here for SEX and SEX alone,

>>8977963
PAIZURU PAIZURU PAIZURU PAIZURU PAIZURU

>>8978515
I'm an autist so I don't know what that is but I'll look into it ty anon

>>8978543
>>8978550
SNIFFmind

>>8978776
I'm feeling magnanimous since one of the extensions is shit, so open wide for the airplane.
Have 4chanX then download 4chan sounds player

anons, what s the name/twitter of this artist?

Who here has read/know about most of the series Kronii liked in her debut? Any of them have notable incest focus? Cause im wondering if her dislike for incest was just cause she was trying to not be controversial or she really doesn't like it.

>>8978776
OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE ANON THANK ME FOR SPOONFEEDING YOU

Didn't get to reply cus the thread died.
I'm the anon that posted the incorrect haiku "correction".
Bit of a woopsie there, I'm britbong so my "love" comes out as "luh-vuh" sometimes.

also newfag question, is cross-thread posting as easy as triple arrows plus the post number?

>>8978408
I WANT TO LICK *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPP*

>>8978776
>>8979078
you need 4chan x, tampermonkey or whatever extension you use for scripts, and the 4chan x external sound script

>>8978408
Kronii has build in prone-bone cushions.

>>8979011
Anon. Always try to use saucenao to find an image origin. Most of the time it works, even more when you're searching for artwork.

Now open your mouth newwhore, I'm going to feed you something nice:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92328638

>>8979003
>>8979078
In a strangely expressed way, this was sweet.

jwu how was 12 minutes

>>8978408
What does her pussy taste like?

>>8979257
Salty gears and quartz.

>>8979078
based anon thank you

>>8979232
Spoonfeeding aka telling people the answer, is normally extremely discouraged due to how it just encourages people to just ask rather than search themselves.

>>8979257
It tastes like SSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

>>8979257
At the present moment we do not have enough intel to conceptualize her taste.

Will this thread ever stop being horny?

>>8979120
Based 4am poster
I just made the haiku as a joke since another anon suggested it to someone else
Would be kino if Kronii got SC’d some non autistic/horny ones but very unlikely

>>8979430
Once I impregnate kronii my SEX will finally rest

>>8979430
Nope.

>>8979430
I haven't had an erection for the past week.

>>8979253
kronii screaming every time the wife tried to kiss the husband after the reveal was funny, its a shorter stream but its better than the first, less dead air moments.

>>8979218
>Now open your mouth
AAAAAAAh
but for real, i used google's "search by image" , did not help

>>8979430
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>8979458
Yeah, I figured given the contents.
I wish kronii streamed at bong friendly hours, but what can I do, watch the vod?
That's for fucking [spoiler[reasonable people[/spoiler]

>>8979555
I want to spit in her mouth.

I literally did not care about vtubers until I heard kronii's voice

>>8979555
google images are usually only reliable IF you think the image has been many times but for new fanarts like that one you should always opt to using saucenao or iqdb

>>8979555
Rat was made for bullying and bratdom

I'm up too late buying questionable crypto investments and have work in 7 hours, why can't I have a temporal GF who can slow down time?

>>8979694
I was pretty much just a clipnigger but watching the debuts and drinking endeared HoloCouncil to me. Although Kronii and Sana are clear favourites, Fauna is cute, Mumei has good potential but is quiet and the rrat I’ve yet to watch much of. They seem to have good chemistry though.

Here’s the third part of the greens I wrote last thread for that anon
>You both shuffle into a modestly sized apartment
>it looks cozy, almost reminds of your parents house, complete with an ornate cabinet and tacky doormat
>As she sets her coat down Amelia turns around
>”Can I interest you in some coffee?Tea?”
>Coffee sounds nice
>After all, it’s not like you were gonna get much sleep anyways
>She walks around the corner and starts humming as she prepares your drink
>As you continue to look around her apartment something catches your eye
>A beautiful golden pocket watch
>It seems so familiar
>You pick it and turn it over in your hand
>The ribbon in your pocket suddenly wraps around and tightly clenches your other hand
>It looks exactly like the one you gave to Kronii for Christmas that one year
>The most unique one you could find
>You had to do some digging but you had found just the right one for her
>The last clock an old swiss clockmaker had made right before his death
>Nearly a century old
>The one gift she treasured above all else
>The one she kept on her at all times
>Suddenly things start to click in your mind
>You could have sworn you heard that melody Amelia was humming before
>It was the same one Kronii would use for comforting you when you’d come home exhausted or when you’d wake from a particular terrifying nightmare, or just needed to hold her
>You start questioning more
>Why were you here? Because some random stranger took pity on you?
>Why did she care that you were cold?
>You were wearing your winter coat
>You were so lost in thought you didn’t hear Amelia walk behind you as she gently set down a small tray with a mug of tea and coffee
>”I knew I should have killed you too”
>As you turn around in surprise you feel a sharp, deep pain in your side
>Amelia’s hand is firmly gripped around a knife thrusted right into your spleen
>It hurts so much and it only gets worse as she continues to slowly shove it into you, slowly twisting the blade as you scream in pain
>Every instinct in your body screams for you to get away
>You won’t
>With a surge of adrenaline you grab your steaming coffee from the tray and hurl it at Amelia’s face
>Now it’s her turn to scream as the scalding liquid collides with and runs down her face
>Not finished yet, you swing the empty mug as hard as you can against her face
>It shatters from the force of the impact while several shards lodge themselves into the sides of Amelia’s face and one of her bloodshot eyes
>You stumble backward while Amelia howls in pain
>You catch a glimpse of her face through her coffee stained hair
>Pure anger stares back at you with one maniacal eye
>She charges toward you screaming, “I’LLL FUCKING DISMEMBER YOU FOR THIS!”
>She may be fast but she’s smaller than you
>You manage to not fall over as she smashes into you
>A swift punch to the gut does the job just fine though
>You’re struggling with her, desperately trying defend yourself as you lay on the ground
>She laughs as her agile hands remove a syringe from a belt at her waist before plunging it into your leg and pressing down on the plunger
>You feel the worst pain in your entire life travel up and down your leg
>You start madly kicking, with one catching Amelia in the head
>She falls over stunned for a moment before crawling after you
>She’s pinned you now
>She draws a small knife from her belt
>Thinking quickly, you grab both her wrists
>Which you immediately regret as she bites down hard on the fingers restraining her knife hand
>Your grip loosens as you cry out in agony
>You’re fighting to keep the little blade from plunging straight into your neck
>Amelia chuckles in between labored breathes as she slowly guides the knife to your face despite your best efforts
>She slowly cuts a line across your cheek before leaning down and whispering in your ear
>”Now you match her”
>Something inside you snaps
>Using all the adrenaline and strength you can muster, you pull the knife still stuck into your chest out before thrusting it as hard as you can into Amelia’s chest
>You watch her eyes dilate as the blade penetrates her skin
>Using the last of your strength you punch her square in the jaw
>She’s forced back, right into the wall as her head bounces back from the impact and her body crumbles beneath her
>She remains motionless and quiet

>The adrenaline is starting to wear off, being replaced by waves of pain
>Your whole body feels like hell
>You can barely move a muscle
>You weakly clutch the ribbon as you begin to feel increasingly lightheaded
>It feels like you’re floating in an ocean
>You’re so tired
>You feel your body giving up
>You close your eyes and slowly drift off to what feels like sleep
>You finally get the answer to the question you’ve been asking all this time as your breathe your final breath
>Kronii doko?
>Kronii koko.

>>8979694
same, I've always been indifferent about chuubas, and use them as last resorts if none of my favs are streaming and I've caught up on youtube uploads. Kronii is simply built that different, I'm actively trying to catch all of her streams

>>8979694
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWEATY PIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>8979658
>>8979773
>Rat was made for bullying and bratdom
just like this bitch

>>8979811
I just sold some crypto earlier and got $ 80 back,the artist that I'm trying to commision a kronii art isn't replying yet.

>>8979977
Based

>>8979811
Melatonin gummies, anon.
been using them since I was 12 and they've never failed me

PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI

>>8979977
you forgot to hodl bro, you're supposed to spend your fiat not your crypto

>>8978097
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>8979969
For a moment I thought that's Lysithea

>>8979969
Shion is aquasexual

>>8979977
based

>>8979535
This is kinda random, but here, have a cleaned up edit of your pic, the contrast was bothering me

>>8980047
you can adjust to the level of melatonin though, I have shitty sleep quality if I even get less than 6.5h

looking forward to the art anon

>kronii hates incest
would you still fuck her brains out if she was your sister?

>>8980217
>Shion is aquasexual
Gura..

>>8980258
Never been an issue for me, maybe its just a placebo effect at this point, I take them pretty much every night I have work the next day

>>8978408
SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8980387
she would learn to like it

>>8979969
Made for ojisans and ryona

>>8980387
Kronii but she loves her brother (you) and is constantly fighting back her urges until she finally snaps and rapes (you) in your bed

you guys are dangerously horny

>>8979848
10/10 anon, this was brettu guud

>>8980387
honestly I thought she'd joke around the topic a bit more, she was very outwardly grossed out. I guess its not a bad thing that she is grossed out but its one of those taboo topics that I'd think someone as chill as her would make fun of. I mean how can you be a FE fan and not make incest jokes on the regular?

>>8980613
I'm cutting my life short!

>>8978408
SEX SEX SEX

>>8980613
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

The Google doc is getting bigger and bigger

>>8980689
>FE fan
I can only hope that she just didn't really like that being the plot twist for the game or being the secretive kind. Id like to see her do a FE game to know if she will be uncomfortable on the sibling pairs or if she'll like them better on being open about it.

>>8980835
I'm seriously scared of the total word count of the fics in that document. And I imagine the doc isn't complete, I bet some got lost in the archives

i love them...

>>8978337
What's in it, I've never had this problem before.

>>8980602
i like this

>>8980835
At the rate we're going it's only a matter of time until someone writes the Kronii equivalent of "Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest" out of sheer hornyness.

>>8981016
Sibling ships are only there in a few games and treated as gross besides Fates. I wouldn't be suprised if she thinks Fates is shit either.

>>8981261
Thanks for the idea anon

>>8980602
okay writefags you know what to do

>>8981240

>>8980613
blame kronii why she always looking like that 24/7

>everyone has had to take Idol Breaks on stream except for Kronii
Steel Bladder.

>>8981566
Doesn't show up for me, I can't even connect to the site.

What happened to the tummy writefag?

I missed the stream today. Did the game really touch on incest or did it get brought up some other way?

>>8980689
imagine being kronii's little brother experiencing puberty, having to put up with her constant sexual harassment and snarky demeanor while completely rejecting mixed feelings and shaming you for having any incestuous thoughts, h-haha...

>>8979430
not if I'm around

>>8981447
STOP! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, TAKESHI!
ARE YOU STILL GONNA DO IT?! EVEN IF IT MEANS CUTTING YOUR LIFE SHORT?!

>>8979694
I stopped watching vtubers months ago but Kronii and her SEX voice/model brought me back

(5) The rest is in the previous thread.
>The magnitude of what you are actually doing is lost to you now, everything you feel is secondary to your adrenaline. Your anger.
>But that push.. How do you get past that?
>You have an idea.
>Before she can fling you again, you dodge behind a pile of rubble.
>You hear a buildup and....
>Nothing happens.
>It seems for her abilities to affect you, she has to have a line of sight on you.
>You dodge from cover to cover, closing the distance more and more.
>Eventually you get close enough to actually engage Omega. Charging out from behind cover, you throw a series of combinations, hoping to catch them at least once.
>Nothing connects once again.
>Desperately now, throwing everything; punches, kicks, elbows, knees, even trying to grab onto their coat.
>Nothing lands. You don't even graze Omega.
>"What are you doing? Are you serious? This is all you can do?"
>Omega unleashes a combination of their own, landing sharply, sending spikes of pain through your body.
>You tumble down, back against a wall of rubble.
>Slipping to the left, you narrowly dodge a possibly fatal strike.
>Side-stepping to hopefully land a strike, you end up running straight into a kick to the midsection, sending you flying.
>Despair. That is all you feel. You can't even land a hit. Is the gap between a man and a god so far?
>Struggling to even stand up, you hold onto the cracks in the wall behind you.
>"Perhaps it's time to end this." Omega clenches it's fist.
>Anticipating your own demise, you decide to think back. What lead you here... Kronii...
>Wait.
>Thinking back..
>Ame's Watch.
>You still have it.
>Gripping onto it, you get an idea.
>You grin beneath your mask.
>Perhaps the gap between man and god isn't as wide as you thought.
I know I used Decade before, but Zi-O works much better with the time-theme.

Kronii is a dumbass who can only communicate in memes. How does she remain so smug?

I can't wait for the rrat bullying tomorrow. Ouugh bros Kronii is gonna spank that brrat.

>>8982177
simple, she is the best holo

>>8982177
She thinks she is very cool

>>8981724
If it means choosing between my life and writefagging a masterpiece fapfic then there is no choice at all

>>8981261
That'd forever stain Kroniis reputation. It would be the fun fact everyone brings when on the topic of vtubers. I hope someone does it.

>>8982177
if i was an incarnation of SEX and could live forever, I'd be infinitely smug too even though i'm a social cripple

>>8981716
Imagine going through puberty and having to ask Kronii to stop bathing with you, because it's weird and none of the other kids have their sisters bathe them anymore, and then she just laughs and says you're lucky she even helps you out, because you're so bad at washing yourself.
And then that night she drags you into her bed with her, 'like old times', except it's a lot more awkward now when she buries your face in her breasts, and you keep having to adjust yourself so that she doesn't notice your erection. She knows, obviously, teasing you by wearing only booty shorts and a thin shirt, waiting for an excuse

>>8982986
Incestchad....please...it's over...

>>8977963
>>8981566
It still doesn't work for me. And I've got no idea what I'm running that could break it.

>>8983090
Use another browser

>>8979977
based

>>8982095 (6)
>"Its Over!" Shouts Omega, launching a final, deadly blow to your head-
>You catch it's fist.
>A Golden glow emanates from your suit as it melds into a newer, more powerful form.
>You look directly at Omega.
>"Got you."
>A right cross, left hook, kick to the midsection, right elbow, and a hook kick.
>Everything lands.
>Omega stumbles backwards, stunned not only by your punches, but the fact that it was harmed by a mere mortal.
>Filled with rage, Omega turns to engage you.
>"You!-"
>Her villainous mouth is shut by your fist. Or FISTS more accurately, as you shower it in a rain of punches, not allowing her even a moment of respite.
>Kicking her back a final time, you now stand over her.
>She is beaten, blood dripping from her "godly" face.
>"Perhaps we should end this?" You say, feeling triumphant. More than you have in your entire life.
>"I would not be so sure, mortal. Remember. I AM A GOD!"
>Before you can land the final blow, she opens a portal beneath your feet.
>"What trickery is this!?!" You shout.
>Attempting to free yourself, you end up falling down into it.
>"Omega!!!" You shout as you fall.

>>8982986
kronee-san best kronii

>>8983158
Which one? I'm in the same boat as >>8981240 where my backup one doesn't want to connect.

>>8983042
different guy, sorry anon

>>8983261
Chromium or something

>>8983261
I'm using opera and it's working fine for me don't know about chrome though

Good morning kronibros, I passed out yesterday so im about to watch the vod

>>8980689
I think it was en part of the fact that she was already kind of tired of the game because she thought it was but, but a sudden incest LE EPIC TWIST reveal made it very much worse.

>>8983471
She liked the game tho?

>>8983317
Kroniium fork when

>>8983201 (7) Prologue/End
>"Long ago, in a distant timeline, I, Omega, the genderless God of the Universe unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE RRAT. But, a foolish /∞/ poster, wielding a magic watch stepped forth to oppose me. *CLANG, SLASH, CLANG* Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my rrats are true. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Omega."
Don't know where I was going with this, But I hope you guys liked it. Don't usually make non-horny greentexts so this was a change of pace for me as well.

>>8983587
Please no, I don't want /g/ to be added to the schizophrenic mix we have here

>>8981612
this

>>8983352
>>8983317
>Chrome
Yuck. I wonder why so much of my stuff doesn't work.

Kronii is a pretty cool girl

>>8981612
Kronii could get a burqa as a second costume and yall niggas will still be horny

>>8980835
keep going writefags!

>check owl thread because bored and watching her stream
>see this
Why are other generals like this?

Time zones strikes again. I woke up early to watch Portal stream, just to see that it's starts tomorrow.

>>8983953
>Why are other generals like this?
Other generals ask the same thing about this general.

>>8983471
Well, the story was awful. And don't kid yourself, she was really trying not to say "it was bad" in the end.

>>8983824
Especially if she wears her outfit skin tight, like the girls in Dubai do. Also you can't hide that sex voice with a burka.

>>8983953
It's because they fail to develop a unique culture and therefore end up replicating all of the garbage you see in the catalog. The only reason Kronii's general isn't like that is because of the sheer amount of CUM flowing in here, and the fact we have a distinct culture separate from the rest of the board.

>>8984153
Try masturbating to this then nigga

>>8984224
don't challenge him anon

>>8983569
shit wrong poster

>>8984224
The hijab has its charm...

>>8984224
Nice foreskin nigga

>>8980835
>>8981042
So, after pondering about the google doc's size and the total word count I made the decision to find about ir myself.

I just copied and pasted every single fic from the sticky in a doc. From fics posted in sites besides rentry to even the shitpost themed ones. Anything in the screenshot dump was ignored because it was quicker this way, along with any fic posted in this thread and so on.

So, after all the CTRL C+V, LibreOffice indicates that there is a total of 91.927 words and 503.081 characters.

For reference:
Lord of the Flies is listed as having a word count of 59,900.
The Hobbit is listed as having a total of 95,356.

This is the power of eight days of SEX.

>>8984305
>>8984137
>>8983569
i am very retarded please understand

>>8984344
don't underestimate the power of COOM and SEX

>>8983840
Give me a topic that I can't fuck up and I'll try something.

>>8984344
amigo......

>>8984344
>palavras
>caracteres
br bro?

>>8983639
Nice, Anon. I really like this chuuni kind of stuff, it's kino as fuck. Now, who is gonna be /∞/ Poster's Scotsman? I assume a sanalite?

>>8984224
I could do this pretty easily to be honest. Would even enjoy it.

>>8984344
Never underestimate the power of SEX

>>8984467
incest rape fic from anon's prompt a few posts above

>>8984344
I can't believe I share this thread with Brazilians

>>8984344
palabras*

>>8983824
you're right, her voice is that SEX

>>8984344
extremamente basado

>>8984312
I'm so happy I still have mine.

Mumei is shitting on our wife...

>>8984591
There are no nations in /∞/ friend. Only SEX. Through the dick we're united.

>>8984468
>>8984484
>>8984662
I salute my br brethren, but let's not start some kind of hueposting in here.

Kronii has been talking in Mumei's chat btw if you guys didn't notice.

>>8985057
>I was misidentified as a brazilian
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>>8985057
>let's not start some kind of hueposting
agree

on another note, how many words do you think there are if you counted the screenshots as well?

>>8985136
Who is Mumei?

>>8985193
i forgor

>>8983953
people that create a fanbase off of the need to protect someone get very defensive and create a scene that is full of infighting
we created ours because kronii's absence of needing to be babied gives off biG SEX

>>8985193
>>8985136
Did you cap what she wrote?

>>8985026
Mumie should mind her own business and stay in line, or I will steal her wheelchair

>>8983953
Didn't read, but he's right, the solution is SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

>>8985350
Just casual encouragement/flirting with Mumei

>>8985416
>Flirting
What?

>>8985446
Don't worry about it

Why are Kronies always horny?

>>8985497
Yes, why?

>>8985471
I'M WORRIED NOW, WHAT DID SHE SAY?

>>8985497
>>8985433

>>8985446
Kronii is grooming Mumei. She will be our present...

>>8985350

>>8985433
GOD I WANNA SQUEEZE MY DICK IN EVERY CREVICE OF HER BOOBIES UOAAAAAAHHHHH SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>8985538
Wait, how do you get this?

>>8985446
she described in graphic detail how she was shlicking herself it was kind of unprofessional to be honest

>>8985538
>spend time with me

>>8985538
I'm starting to think Kronii might be a horny lesbian.

>>8985508
What color are her nipples?

>>8985577
Do you not have livetl? Just pop it out even if its a stream you can understand, since it can catch other mods which most of Hololive are part of.

in todays stream does anyone have the time stamp for when she said what we do here is go back?

>>8985538
Imagine Kronii sending (You) the same message:

Spend time with me

>>8985613
doesnt matter, mumei shot her down
our poor kronii...

>>8985583
No she didn't. She talked about knocking out Baelz and then fingering her while she quivered in a pool of her own blood and urine.

>>8985670
mumei proves her retardation once again

>>8985687
She should go with Sana. She seems more into friendly sex

>>8985183
Looking at the screenshot part of the doc a good part of them were converted to the "rentry" format so to speak, leaving only the Frostpunk stream and some Krunii themed greentexts. I estimate that they would add two to three thousand words to the word count total, so nothing groundbreaking. One fun fact is that every book from the Chronicles of Narnia series is listed as having fewer words than our literature, so in some retarded ways we're surpassing C.S Lewis output.

>>8985616
Cream pink inverted puffy nipples

Nursing handjob from Kronii!

>>8985742
that's incredibly hot

>>8985433
If I could fondle her breasts for even one minute I would die a happy man.

>>8983587
i want to learn coding and have failed in. the past but now i want to learn coding to make this...but i have no ideas on what i would do
what should i do if i made a fork of this

>>8985616
most people of korean ancestry are brown, I think

>>8984344
the power.......

>>8985831
light brown*

>>8985742
Sound very suckable.
What does her milk taste like?

>>8985687
Space/Time is endgame

>>8985823
do it. make it a firefox fork and add a bunch of useless shit to make it kronii themed. im all up for /g/ autism in this general.

>>8985616
>>8985904
why do I feel like this anon is probably masturbating right now while reading the descriptions of kronii's nipples

>>8985831
most people of korean ancestry dont have basketball tits either

>>8985649
>[Pedaling Intensifies]

>>8985979
What are you gonna do? Stop me from cumming?

>>8985904
Banana yogurt

>>8985994
That just makes Kronii that much more special!

>>8986031
not really you do you have fun COOMING

>>8985637
I don't, I just installed it, but it doesn't seem to be doing anything. No translations and I can't find a way to only show posts from a certain person.
I'm the guy who can't get the gallery to work too. I think I'm cursed

>>8985904
It has a very creamy taste that stays in your mouth after drinking it, so even after you have had your fill the taste of kronii breast milk lingers in your mouth
I need to do my breast milk reps...

>>8985057
THROUGH DICK, UNITY

>>8985960
i think i'm going to start with a chrome extension but i dont know what it would be

>>8986349
it just tastes like sugar water but with the shitty milk aftertaste
i dont think its possible for it to even be "creamy"

>>8986474
make all images that load on the browser kronii

>"take responsibility"

>>8985960
>>8985823
>>8983587
What's a fork? My googlefu gives me mixed results.

>>8986080
*cums on you*

>>8986531
i will probably give up after 3 days but i'll accept the challenge
>>8986553
pretty much your own version

>>8986513
Kronii's got special milk, thick like half and half

>>8980613
at this rate we're gonna end up fucking EVERYONE

>>8986531
i found an extension that can already do this but i might as well try doing it myself https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-replacer/kjdfnmkplcjchfjealepndkfjgcgonib?hl=en

>>8986553
you take the base code of a pre-existing project and add onto it and make it your own

>>8986513
God milk is better

>>8979430
No

>>8984224
Anon. The burka is a powerful tool of SEX. Showing only the face, while hinting at the woman's curves, the way the fabric hugs her body, your imagination running wild with the hints you get. Add all of this to Kronii's voice and I can easily cum to this concept, fuck if I wasn't tired I would write something about it for my own cumming.

>>8985433
KRONII'S BOOOOOOOBS

>>8986332
Did you click on the button that says "pop up translation"?

>>8985649
>"Thanks for watching my stream Anon!"
>"We should spend some time together :)"
>you reply to Kronii but no response from her
>you reply again, again and again but still no response
>leave a comment on the video asking for her reply, but still nothing
>start sending super chats to Kronii trying to get her attention
>she reads every super chat but yours
>joining her member streams does not get you noticed
>go to Twitter and Reddit and every where else Kronii might be and try to get her attention, to no avail
>send fan mail through Cover telling her how she can contact you, never hear anything back from her
>Cover finally sends a letter back telling you to stop sending mail
>Cover later blocks your email as well
>get desperate and start sending super chats to other Holos asking them if Kronii got any of your messages
>"Thank you for the super chat Anon! But you got the wrong person!"
>it's now been several months and countless attempts of getting Kronni to reply to you
>you're now known as 'that Kronii schizo'
>no one believes she ever messaged you to begin with
>strangely enough, you have not been banned from Kronii's chat or from sending super chats
>a terrible thought enters your head:
>maybe Kronii has a catfishing and blue balling fetish

>>8986047
>>8986349
>>8986513
all this talk about breast milk but has anyone here even actually tasted one irl

>>8986845
Yes? At less your mother abandoned you at birth or something

>my captcha is NTR with TM placed to the top right of it
what the fuck did they mean by this

>>8986901
you're getting cucked right now anon quick do something!

>>8986901
TypeMoon is gonna eventually claim Kronii as their own.

>>8986845
Have you? Describe taste

>>8986845
You guys' moms dont just casually mention it? Mine did back in the day when my siblings were nursing age.

>>8986793
Both TL popout and embed TLs, nothing shows up in the boxes.

>>8986882
you remember the taste?

>>8986970
clockchads.... not like this..

>>8986845
I could have tasted some in the past but I backed out at the last minute, I would drink all of Kronii's milk though

>>8987082
Based

>You’re aboard the imperator-class titan ‘Sundial’ as it strides through the rolling hills of Infinity
>You’re praying at an altar of the Kroniissiah inside the massive cathedral that doubles as a clock tower, all atop the god engine’s left shoulder
>You have fully given yourself to the Adeptus Kroniicus, becoming a dedicated techpriest charged with the maintenance of the mighty walker you now kneel in
>A techmarine approaches the altar and kneels beside you, lighting some incense before clasping his hands in prayer
>The marine’s voice is low and hushed
>”When were you first enlightened to the Kroniissiah?”
>A faint whirring kicks in as your thought processor sorts through centuries of memories and experiences
>You sigh. “I will never forget it.” You begin
>”My world was like most in the imperium, a not yet fully tamed planet dotted with hive cities and clusters. I was young and carefree, back when I still clung dearly to my flesh...I like to think my creators properly raised and socialized me. Although we were not the poorest among our hive city, we certainly did not live atop the spires. Life was...”
>Your cogitator struggles to come up with a word to accurate relay your thoughts
>”Good. Yes. Good. Though I admit I was a troublemaker. My compatriots and I found great joy in stealing fruit and other merchandise from local traders. We would eat them as we ran from them, laughing as we went. We were always able to outrun them, and once we knew they had given up we would feed any leftovers to the stray dogs we found in the street. The arbites felt we were not worth the effort to arrest or prosecute.”
>The techmarine nods his head in contemplation
>”You feel nostalgic for that time?”
>You shake your head.
>“Nostalgia is a weakness of the flesh. A fuzzy and euphoric filter for memory. It bends the truth and appeals to emotion, a most illogical concept.”
>The techmarine bows his head slightly. “That may be true, but if it gives humanity hope and the motivation to continue to live, then is it not at least slightly helpful and worth keeping? Surely you can find the logic in that.”
>You mull the question over before you are interrupted by the techmarine
>”My apologies, do continue with your story.”
>You begin again. “It all changed when the warp storms came. Nurgle had seen fit to isolate our world from the warp. We had prepared for a grueling siege from demons of Nurgle or the Death Guard. But they never came. What once was prosperous was now slowly dying. Food became more and more expensive and less and less abundant. Soon we had riots in the streets. Neighbor turned against neighbor. It was anarchy. The water grew polluted and our food grew poisoned. The rats and bugs multiplied. An environmental filtration mask became a necessity.”
>You take an moment to organize your thoughts before you continue
>”I had always relied on my parents for support in times of crisis. It only made it hurt more when they were killed. They had taken an extra loaf of bread—for me—but they could not convince the rest of those waiting in line. They slaughtered them like animals.”
>Your voice modulator peaks slightly. It takes a moment to readjust it

>>8987147
>”One day, I had received my daily ration but my acquaintance had not. He asked to have it. I politely refused. He became agitated and attempted to take it from me. In the scuffle he shoved me but not before I kicked him away. I fell against the street and looked down in horror to find my environmental mask had been broken. The breathing tube had a gaping hole in it. My friend had suffered a far worse injury than I. He had upon fallen a sharpened piece of metal, no doubt used in one of riots. He has bleeding everywhere. The rats and bugs could smell the blood in the air, they were gathering towards us. I could hear them chittering and clicking. I lost all rational thought. I had switched over to the animal part of my brain. My desire for my self preservation, my instinct, overtook my conscious mind. I scrambled over to him and ripped the mask from his face. I quickly ripped mine off and replaced it with his. I watched his pleading eyes as he succumbed to the plague, while the vermin and insects ate him alive.”
>You would cry if you could
>The techmarine simply kneels alongside you, expectantly listening
>”As I returned to the decaying prefab building I called home I felt increasing distressed. When I attempted to sleep I would imagine his pleading face. I began to cry. Perhaps because of the loss of my parents, my source of stability. Maybe because my weakness had murdered my friend.”
>You continue with a renewed sense of vigor. “But in that moment of total grief and sadness came the most beautiful voice I have ever heard. It sang to me, filled with happiness, desire, and life. I started crying again, not out of sadness, but out of joy. Everything became so clear. Only then did I understand the weakness of my flesh.”
>You begin to feel...saddened?
>”With all my decades of experimenting I have never once been able to replicate that voice. I have never been able give to others the gift the Kroniissiah gave unto me.”
>The techmarine shifted slightly
>”That is quite the story”
>”As are all that involve the Kroniissiah” you reply
>You spend the rest of the time insilent prayer before you return to your labors.

>>8987147
>>8987187
I enjoy the horny, fetish writing here, but this 40K Kronii shit is some of the best.

>>8987187
>>8987147
God I love the Kroniissiah posting
Don't forget to rid yourselves from the burden of flesh, Anons

>>8986971
Depending on the time of day, it can be somewhat sweet and creamy to watery.

I'd really like to see Kronii play DMC to see how skilled she really is as a gamer. She did good in Hollow Knight but it was one she has played before so hard to gauge.

>>8987187
god i was always a spess mehreen fag but i think those fics will end up changing this

>>8986744
>It's been days since the fall of the capital and the establishment of the new Islamic government.
>Due to your relatively senior rank amidst your fellow mujahedeen, you were granted the honor of divvying up the war booty you had accumulated with your band.
>You were generous, letting the men get the lion's share of the war booty.
>The only prize that you wished for was one particular woman.
>She was a foreigner, a woman whose hair was of the darkest night and whose skin was as pale as milk under the moonlight.
>She spoke in English, a language only you among your brothers was fluent in. Speaking in a deep and sonorous voice that could've lead men to Jahannam.
>She explained that she had diplomatic immunity, was a person of great importance with her government.
>A good backhand was sufficient to silence her mewling.
>She was attending to you right now.
>You had expected westerners to be skilled in the ways of men-pleasing, yet the way she wrapped her lips around your fine cock suggested she was inexperienced in this.
>You had made her dress more modestly, not the whorish costume that she wore when you first met her.
>Yet you swore that wearing the burqah made her more lewd in your eyes.
>The darkly dyed outfit just hugged her in the right places, especially to her gigantic sinful breasts.
>She was not accustomed to heat, thus her sweat made fabric clung to bare skin.
>"Enough woman." You wave her away, she meekly obeys and sits on her knees.
>"W-What else can I do for you Sayyid?" The process in which you broke her was quite quick.
>You had been both harsh and fair, rewarding good behavior and disciplining the bad.
>She had become very faithful and very obedient
>"It is time for slumber, prepare the bedchamber and ready yourself for another night of lovemaking." She nods with a blushed face.
>"As you wish sayyid" She bows before she commences her duties.
>You spy her back as she leaves, you can see the definition of her ass. The pressure from sitting along with the sweet made the cloth stick to her buttcrack
>You were looking forward to tonight.

>>8987596

>>8986843
nice

>>8987596
goslinganon strikes again

>>8987596
gosling anon really is the best

I can't stop smiling while watching the vod, whats wrong with me?

>>8987754
Your face is paralyzed from constant masturbation

>>8987754
nothing really, it's a natural reaction when you're looking at something that makes you feel happy

>>8987754
nothing

>didn't like her design during the first reveal (FGO artist tiddy bait), but her voice and smug/slight sassy personality carried her hard
>check her previous streaming venture
>she was an indie-ish vtuber who struggled to get subs and views

>literally nobody cared until she joins homolive
why, bros?

>>8987754
Nothing. She's just so goddamn perfect.

I've never had a favorite chuuba before her. I've never felt this way about a jpeg before her. I've never been in love with anything imaginary before her.
There was no life before her. She manifested me into this world and I can only repay her through cum and superchats.
I LOVE YOU KRONII

>>8987596
You truly are our hero Goslinganon, no concept is impossible for you. I plead that you continue Sayyid's One Thousand and One Nights of SEX.

>>8986031
kek

>>8987891
>nobody cares about a football player until they join a professional team

>>8986363
that's a nice one

Kronii koko

>>8987891
Just the wrong place at the wrong time. Clipniggers never go after indies and clipnigger watchers never watch indies. Its a shame, I definitely wouldve supported kronii earlier if I could since she's cool and all, but having a big brand name is really good just for the exposure.

>>8986332
>download ytcfilter extension
>set it to catch moderator and owner messages
There you go.

Clock doko...

I want to learn Korean so I can understand when she randomly speaks korean in her streams!

>>8987891
why aren't musicians popular until they become popular?

>>8987596
goslinganon... inshallah you will be rewarded for this

>>8988078
She hasn't spoken Korean since what? Interstellar?

>>8988042
Clock SEXX

AAAA KRONII ASMR WHEEENNN

>>8988189
She sounded kind of dodgy when chat brought it up before during the hollow knight stream and said fauna fills that department. Doubt anything will happen if youtube chat acts like the rabid apes they are

>>8987891
>check her previous streaming venture
>she was an indie-ish vtuber who struggled to get subs and views
How do people even find her old stuff? I wouldn't know where to begin, but everyone else knows.
I'm just retarded I guess.

>>8988189
Here's your asmr bro

I LOVE KRONII ! I NEED TOMORROWS STREAM RIGHT NOWWWW SPEED UP TIME KRONII

>>8988282
Missed that part, thanks anon

>>8988450
Cute! And sexy! But also cute!

>>8988189
At best, we'll have a Kronii voice stream where she does vocal impressions.

>>8987147
good shit

>>8988027
Tried it, but it's causing the chat to freak out while LiveTL is active.
What the fuck...

>>8988282
Kinda of a shame, her 'Ara ara' was on par with Noel, so if she choose to go into it, she's be top tier.
But yeah, it's not really in her personality, plus given the rrats of her depression, it's not something someone in that sitution would do.

>>8987596
Love it !

>>8987754
Kronii always makes me smile

>>8987596
Absolute madman

>>8988284
People traced it by investigating one of her idiotic associate/friend that released that excellent Kronii fanart mere minutes after the trailer.

>>8987596
yes

So is the Portal collab tomorrow going to be on rrat's channel and Kronii's channel?

>>8988874
Oh, so it was a fuck up by the friend.
I really want to see her past life work, but I really don't want to fall into the doxbeat hole.

Help me

>>8987754
Nothing, I smile constantly without thinking when I'm enjoying 2D things.

>>8988930
Read the OP.

>>8987891
indies have it rough, joining hololive suddenly millions of people know who you are

>>8988985
Ah, I see. Thanks.

>>8987908
same, I've never had an 'oshi' before, plenty of holos i've liked but no one I would call that

>>8988027
>>8988642
Got it to work, what settings should I use? It's just got a blank box.

>>8988687
>plus given the rrats of her depression

Fill me in on that lore. I must know.

>>8988937
Honestly you're not missing much. Her indie design was a pretty big debuff and the voice she used for that character was just generic moeshit.

>>8988874
I remember thinking to myself that that fanart pic came out way too fucking fast as well, wild.

>>8988097
Just become popular.

>>8989099
Just watch her introduction vid and see some of the stuff she's drawn.

>>8989057
I've been watching Hololive for 2 years and Kronii was the one who just clicked

>>8989104
>>8988874
What fanart?

>>8988450
Cute!

>>8989186
This one
https://twitter.com/Archdarck/status/1318593629984796675?s=19

>>8989121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r8Bz3Djej4

that's the spirit

>>8989099
>one of her goals in her debut is to be happy
>has said I hate myself on stream at least 3 times
>has referenced vinny's speen multiple times
yeah dont need to do any deep dives for this one

>>8989242
I like that song

>>8989246
>has referenced vinny's speen multiple times
I missed that

I seems Haachama has impeccable taste, from her twitter

>>8989245
fucking kek love her

>>8989320
>Mumei is the pet

>>8989310
cant wait for her to karaoke red vox songs it'll be kino

>>8987187
Here’s an extra one before I sleep
>The last echoes of your bolter fire subside
>You’re surrounded by corpses, mostly doxxbeat traitor guardsman
>Most are missing a limb, some are missing a head, and an unlucky few have a gaping hole where their body used to be.
>You pick up your bloody chainpick, and sit down on a pile of rubble as you recite the Litany of Cleansing as you clean your weapon
>Your helmet auspex picks up a faint sound
>A sharp raggedy breath
>You get up and are around about to step forward when you hear the sound beneath you
>You look down to see the mangled form of a boy, no older than 10, his arms and legs twisted in horrible directions
>His whole body is covered in shrapnel wounds and bruises
>Another sharp raggedy breath
>You kneel down and support his head with your hand, leaning him slightly forward
>His breath steadies and becomes less labored
>”What is your name boy?”
>His voice is barely above a whisper
>”Damian milord”
>”You are very strong and brave Damian.”
>He begins to cry
>”I don’t want to go”
>”It is natural to be afraid of death Damian. But you do not have to worry.”
>”Why?”
>You smile underneath the helmet. “In the moment right before your death, the Kroniissiah will find you and bring you with her to the end of time. You will leave all of your pain and suffering—your mortal body—behind. There you are free.”
>”She....does this with every single human?”
>”Of course, Damian. She loves all of the faithful. She has seen us grow from infancy to death. She has watched us stand up, falter, and fall, only to rise again for an eternity.”
>”But what about the weakness of the flesh?”
>”That is just another test the Kroniissaih puts us through. By overcoming our flesh, our mortality, we prove our worthiness to her. Flesh rots and decays, but steel and metal last for eternity.”
>”What about me?”
>”You needn’t worry. She has already tested you. You have not been found wanting. You are worthy”
>Soon the boy’s breathing starts to soften down until the plaza is once again quiet
>You pick up his broken body and head for the nearest dropship
>You prepare a special coffin for him and entomb his mangled body inside
>You have it sent back to Infinity so that a loyal follower of the Kroniissiah
may rest under her watch

BROS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I MISS HER ALREADY

>>8989465
Kronii come back to us...

>>8989346
at least she didn't forgor her

>>8989246
>has referenced vinny's speen multiple times
wait what does that have to do with depression?

Do you think Kronii lurks here?

>>8989465
Haha imagine Kronii graduating

>>8989381
>>8989310
>>8989246
I don't get it, vinny's speen?

Kroni merch when?

I've never spent a cent on vtubers, and I've been watching these things for 2 years now. Kronii was the one where it really clicked, and I've watched all her stuff already. Every second of them.

Kronii acrylic standee when? kronii 1/7 scaled figure?

>>8989715
Kronii housewife voice pack

>>8989638
We'd have to purge horny posters to even entertain that idea.

>>8987187
>>8987147
>>8989461
Good read

>>8989320
good taste, chama
also
>aussie bro
bloody kek

>>8989736
Then that'd purge Kronii too

>>8989715
Her birthday is in March just be patient

Im gonna go masturbate to Kronii. Any image recommendations?

>>8989736
>implying she wasn't the one who's been hornyposting

>>8989791
>>8989320

>>8989633
>>8989707
vinny is one of the og sadboy streamers, I figured if a girl was a fan they'd be in the same boat
bit more of a reach than the other two but the second she said it I thought yeaah that makes sense

>>8989688
I will cut out the part of your brain that gave life to this thought

>>8989320
Haachama femdoming Kronii fic where

>>8989320
>even JP dunks on Omega
>aussie bro
I'm glad we still have Hachama.

>>8989715
We got a concept (not official) so you may drool over it for now

>>8989801
>>8989784
Oh, you mean VInnyvinesauce? But what's his depression tick mean, speen?

cuteee!!

>>8989885
That face looks awful.
I like Kronii, but i must adhere to /a/'s Buyfag flowchart. Especially with how fucked shipping costs are now where it's almost $50.

>>8989929
At least you could have an option to buy it. I don't think they even deliver merch to my country

>>8989885
I want a lifesized one

>>8989885
wonder how she'll ever figure out an excuse to use the clock hands on stream

>>8989715
Kronii AI-based android companion when? Kronii AI-based VR companion when?

>>8990096
Why can't we make one ourselves? We already have the voices

kneel

>>8990126
For now >we can only replicate her voice (15.ai), and even then it'll sound pretty robotic and unnatural.

>>8990134
I kneel

>>8990134

>>8990134
make me.

>>8990134
Kronii-sama...I knee....

>>8990096
We have the technology for a Tulpa

>>8990274
Please no

>>8990274
is that an actual thing though? isn't that basically just making an imaginary friend? sorry I'm retarded and my small brain just can't grasp the concept of a tulpa

>>8990274
That's pretty dangerous and unreliable though.

>>8990078
Based

>>8990333
This is the second time this topic pops up in this general... I'm getting worried.

>>8990078
what are you gonna do to it? cum on it??????

>>8990333
>be an actual schizophrenic
>meditate for many hours for the soul purpose of creating a permanent imaginary friend that is both extremely realistic but extremely hard to get rid of because youre a schizo
>live happily or kill yourself there are no inbetweens

>>8990333
It is real but there's so many things that could go wrong I think at this point it's better/safer to wait for androids or full-dive VR, whichever comes first. Had this all happen 10-15 years ago when this stuff was still mostly science fiction I would've probably attempted to make a tulpa.

Oh no. We're at the Tulpa Kronii part of the timeloop again...

>>8990417
>live happily or kys

Sounds like a win-win to me, bro

>>8984565
>Having Ouro Kronii as your older sister isn't as nice as you'd think.
>She actively refuses to associate with you outside of the house, and barely even acknowledges that you're related half of the time.
>At home, though she's *way* different than how she usually is.
>She just lounges around on the couch, half-dressed, and annoys you into getting her drinks while she plays video games or reads shitty chinese comic books.
>There's another problem, too—she's too defenseless! She doesn't even wear underwear half the time, and you swear it's like she's *trying* to expose herself to you. Probably because she thinks it's funny when you blush and stammer from seeing her tits.
>Over the summer, though, things start to… escalate.
>Now, while is *does* wear underwear, she *only* wears underwear around the house, not putting real clothes on unless she *has* to go out.
>It's becoming too dangerous to even leave your room half the time—you'd spend your days in there if you could, but she frequently drags you out to play co-op games, which she always loses.
>And when you beat her, then she gets pissed at you for 'cheating', because *obviously* she couldn't have lost on her own.
>Sometimes you lose on purpose so that you can leave quicker, but then she gets all smug for *days* afterwards, and it's incredibly annoying.
>Unfortunately, things were bound to escalate further at some point.

>"Hey! Anon!" Christ. "Let's play some Mario Kart."
>"Only if you put a shirt on," you retort through the door.
>"Hey!" She actually sounds mad about that, for some reason. "Jeez. I go through all this trouble to give you top-class masturbation material, and that's how you repay me?" She's always like this, unfortunately.
>"I don't know how many times I have to tell you I don't want to jack off to my sister," you sigh.
>"Pff. We *both* know that's not true." She's… now wrong, actually—you're glad the door is closed, as it hides your reddening face, recalling more than a few shameful moments in your room over the past few weeks—becoming… incresingly frequent, as of late. "Get out here."
>"Fine, whatever." You open the door, but instead of a controller being shoved into your hands, your sister pushes the door open, grabbing you by the collar and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>You're surprised enough that you don't immediately resist, and she takes advantage of that crucial moment, lifting you up easily and tossing you back onto your bed.
>"I've tried being patient," she huffs, glaring down at you. "If I didn't personally confirm it myself, I would've wondered if you even *are* a man, with all the signals I've been sending you. "
>You want to protest—she's your sister, for god's sake—when she unclips her bra, shrugging it off.
>Her breasts are… incredible. You've always known they were huge—she never let you forget—but there was a difference between seeing part of something and seeing all of it. They heaved in time with her breath, and your eyes feast, no longer having to imagine the creamy white skin and soft pink of her areolas—her nipples inverted, hidden inside bountiful flesh
>"Hm. Guess you *do* still have a dick," she smirks, as your cock immediately grows to full mast, against your will.
>"You can't just—" You try to protest, but she silences you, pulling off her panties and stuffing them in your mouth as a gag. You can taste sweet wetness—how long has she been planning this?
>"Shut up and take your clothes off, unless you want me to rip them off," she growls, pulling at your shirt. A dark part of you is thrilled to see this happen, suppressing the disgust, and you can't do anything but obey…

little different than I think you wanted, but whatever. again, i'm way too fucking stupid to actually write sex in a greentext format, so sorry about that. somebody else can feel free to take up the torch and finish the scene if it matters.

>>8990400
SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8990391
>>8990470
eventually someone will make a tulpa, its bound to happen