/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://streamable.com/82tfiw

>THE CHUDS ARE GOING TO BASEDJAK ME!

>>8951704
why even live

>>8951704
I enjoy opening /vt/ and seeing this schizo OP shit his pants once again about something no one else cares about.

>JERRY SHE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND JERRY A FUCKING BOYFRIEND I WON'T WATCH HER SHE GOT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND IT'S WRONG JERRRRRYYYYYY

>>8951903
this is so delicious, I wish there was more stuff like this

>>8952269
>zoomer upon encountering seinfeld references

>>8951704
>Kramer catches George watching Hololive and decides to get into indie vtubing himself
>First game stream is GTAV

>"I just don't get it, what difference does it make? She's got a boyfriend he's got a girlfriend, everybody's boyfriends and girlfriends!"
>"Just watch the stream see what difference it makes"

Jerry's not really into Vtubers. He doesn't really know much about them, and can't really name any if he tried. Mostly sticks to anime and manga.

Elaine's a fan of Kizuna Ai and other Vtubers from the 4 Heavenly Kings Era. She dislikes what Vtubing has become and can only really stay focused in the 5-10 minute pre recorded video format.

George is a huge Hololive fan. He's membered to multiple Holos and keeps up with all their roommates too.

Kramer openly disdains any what he calls "corporate" Vtubers and follows an eclectic group of indie 2views. He's not membered to any of them, but most of them don't even have memberships available. Calls any Vtuber part of a group "soulless".

>>8951903
I sure hope you guys don't watch her.

>"Jerry I watched that stream like you said..."
>"And...?"
>"SHE KEKED ME JERRY, SHE HAD SEX LAUGHING AT ME JERRY! THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT THEY TOLD ME WOULD HAPPEN!"
>"What! You've got to be kidding!"

>Come on George, of course she has a boyfriend. After all, she does THOSE kinds of streams
>Whadaya mean, "those kinds of streams"?
>You know... THOSE kind. Those funny sounding streams...
>Jerry, I DO NOT LIKE what you're implying about MY OSHI
>George, maybe you should be more concerned about what I'm implying about you!

>>8951704
>Well yes, it's me.

>>8951903
Fucking women man. I don't care when they have a boyfriend or if they "used goods" or whatever. But stop fucking pandering with the GFE and stringing people along pretending like you don't, it's fucking gross and insulting to both fans and your actual boyfriend.

>>8952741
how many women actually do it though? i think what some men consider gfe and what some other men consider gfe will differ.
as an example some people consider modern day kson gfe despite her saying she has no interest in penis and not showing any shame or care over her body, like a girl who thinks of you as a friend and has zero care over whether you see her ass or not.

>>8952546
>"You know it's all fake."
>"What is?"
>"Everything! All of it! Every collab, every interaction, every bit of tee tee, it's all scripted beforehand. None of it is real. All an elaborate plot by a bunch of suits to deprive you of your money. It's all kayfabe, and you're paying for it."
>"Unlike your indies?"
>"Of course. My indies know the real horror behind the screen. They toil, they strive, they scrape by for every view they can get. There's no money coming in for them. They do it for the pure art of it."
>"And if any of them auditioned for Hololive and got it?"
>"I'd drop them immediately. And Anti them."

>>8951903
You don't just slip up like that, that would be like saying "I hate niggers, oops, lol, slip of the tongue". She was obviously trying to break the news without coming off as forced or like a press conference.

>>8952741
>stop fucking pandering with the GFE
>stop getting money from incel coomers for free
bro, I don't think they will

>>8952613
Elaine as the original anti-Nijisanji poster from the old general on /jp/ is perfect casting.

>>8952833
the problem is this girl actively acted single

>>8952915
medicate

>"What do you mean? She's a necromancer from another world who sits in her room all day, of course she's interested in me"
>"I just think this ha-rahm--"
>HAREHM JERRY
>"Whatever! I just think you might uh...
>WHAT?
>"Being misled...?
BOP SKADOP WE WE WEEEEH WEEEHN DA DA DA

>>8952833
I don't think they know themselves. But IMO, if you actively try to hide it from your fans you are pandering GFE whether you realize it or not at a subconscious level.

>>8952864
I love how you don't say who is saying what and yet it's so obvious who it is. Good show

>>8952629
I don't watch her, but how is this a problem? She's an indie and not even an idol.

>>8951704
Isn't this the same dude that went ballistic in a comedy club and started shouting nigga nigga nigga to everybody
Or was that kramer

>>8953000
>dude look at me I'm single haha did I mention I don't have a boyfriend oh no poor me I guess I'll never have one, huh?
hilariously transparent

>>8952613
Newman spends most of his time doxing and antiing on /vt/, but secretly ARS akasupas a long list of lewd ASMRtists.

Bless you Seinfeld-poster

>>8953131
>>8952546

>>8953070
it's hard because normal men have difficulty understanding women as well as life itself and you can imagine autistic men, or, more honestly, neuro divergent men have a harder time of it.
there's proof of autism being correlated with transgenderism, which i think is due to autistic people not understanding their desire for breasts and what not is not proof they should have breasts but proof they should go after women.

likewise i think some men will confuse things they find as cute as being sexual. for some men the idea of finding a girl cute means you're in love with her. and the abstract idea of a v-tuber who has a fan-streamer relationship with you but can't actually fuck you -- they might simplify it to a point where they feel genuinely hurt over said v-tuber having a boyfriend. like the person and personality on stream can't coexist and they must be one or the other, else a complete liar.

>>8952833
People aren't going by subjective evaluations, but objective sentences spoken by the chuubas. In your example, fans would be pissed if kson turned out to have a boyfriend because of the things you just quoted herself saying, not because they personally interpret her content to be GFE.
Fauna's "you belong to me now", that other indie who slipped up saying "that's why I'll never have a boyfriend", Matuli insisting she's been alone for 5 years minutes before za hando, and so on.

>>8953442
look, twitch thots had onlyfans and pretended to be all cutsie with donators and subs. they pretended their outfits weren't lewd and tried to titty bounce as much as possible while pretending they're acting perfectly fine.
kson is like a bro. you have to be a retard to think she's gfe or giving any hints that she'd fuck her subscribers.

>"You know what he is, George? He's a paypig!"
>"A paypig?"
>"Yes! A paypig!"
>"What, is that another word for simp?"
>"No, a simp is a guy who spends lots of money on e-girls specifically to feed the fantasy that she'd sleep with him. A paypig is a guy who derives his self worth from the amount of money he's able to get into his oshi's hands."
>"How am I even supposed to compete with this guy? He sends reds every day!"
>Kramer walks over.
>"Now hold up there, George why don't you send superchats in ARS?"
>"You can do that?"
>"Yeah, let me hook you up with my friend Bob Sacamano, he's got a guy who can get you a VPN for cheap."

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>>8951704
Finally, some good fucking posts.

>>8951704
george got a lot of pussy for a balding fat manlet who was a neet for a good portion of the run

>>8953129
She was like Matsuri, bitching about how alone she was and luring gachis out of their wallets.

>>8953743
confidence matters

>Elaine, the whole point of getting into the vtubing business is so nobody knows who you are. You're not supposed to make your model look like you!

>>8951903
my b-b-b-b-b-boyf-f-f-f-f

>>8953902
Fucking kek

>So I was streaming on my roommate account, and my boyfriend...
>The boyfriend that your viewers don't know you have, right?
>Right, so my idiot boyfriend waltzes -right- into the room while I'm live.
>And let me guess, you told everyone it was a stalker
>I told everyone it was a stalker.
>And they believed you?
>Pffff they believed me!

>>8953682
[laugh track]

>>8953902
10/10 post

>>8953131

No this was Duckman. Kramer also did nothing wrong until he apologized like a bitch

>>8953902
Spitting out coffee from laughing anon so fuck you

>>8954143
KEK

This thread is blessed.

>>8952739
>That one laugh track where there's some fat guy coughing it up

>"I love her, Jerry. She's so cute and she makes these little noises. It's incredible."
>"What's wrong?"
>"She hasn't streamed in a month, Jerry. A MONTH."

>Why do you have that... that pillow?
>It's called a dakimakura and it's because she's kawaii.
>And do you think she's more "kuh-why-e" than me?
>Yeah, that's right. *knocking comes from the door* Oh hey that's the Taco Bell I ordered, babe could you get that for me? Me and Gura are watching the game.

IT'S A VTUBER STREAMING ABOUT NOTHING, HOW IS THAT COMPELLING?!

>Listen George I've heard all about how you've been using the team's money to pay for superchats and memberships and merch for these newfangled vtubers, I just couldn't believe my ears and now you have some explaining to do for me
>Mr. Steinbrenner, I'm s...
>This, THIS, is what we should be doing with the internet you're getting our name in front of thousands every time you send one of those superior chats, starting today I want you to subscribe to every single one of those vtubers
>Mr. Steinb...
>And we're going to go one step further because I'm going to to get myself one of those streaming accounts and I'm getting one for you too and with our combined charisma we're going to...

>>8954720
ITS NOT ABOUT THE CONTENT, ITS ALL ABOUT THE CUNNIES, I DONT CARE WHAT THEY STREAM JUST DONT TAKE THE CUNNIES AWAY

>>8954593
kek he would have been a chumbud. Act II Elaine tries cosplaying Gura to get his attention back

>NO SUPERCHAT FOR YOU!

>>8954994
this is how netflix got a v-tuber

So? She's got a guy who loves her. That's more than you'll ever get.

>>8955329
I think N-Ko is actually pretty cute

>>8953664
I don't disagree, but I don't see how that's related to people reacting negatively to others being caught in their bullshitting.
They brought it on themselves.
And it's not even that much of a backlash, Aqua has more dedicated antis because of fucking Apex drama than Matuli because of za hando. Most of the people disappointed in Matuli just stopped watching her and moved on, which you can't really whine about, people are free to come and go as they please, for whatever reason they have.

>>8952833
>Gfe is actually subjective
Kys nigger

I mean what's the deal with Korone Inugami? She's a dog virtual youtuber from Japan, big woof am I right? Now she plays all these random games from 30 years ago that nobody has even heard of, yet she gets absurd numbers. She starts every stream by saying "Yubi Yubi" and I'm sitting here thinking "How can yubi so popular?"

>/ag/ - Architecture General Anonymous 08/25/1995(Mon)16:50:19 No.732

>>8955685
you really think, after seeing all the autists here, that it isn't subjective? we're going to trust people who can't tell when a girl wants to fuck them and can't tell when a girl doesn't want to fuck them?

>>8953283
>holobronies = trannies
Got it

>>8956336
it happens.
autistic people struggle making sense of the world, sexuality is just an extension of that. if you're honest you'd admit how someone autistic could think
>"wow i love breasts, maybe i should have breasts"

>>8952915
>that would be like saying "I hate niggers, oops, lol, slip of the tongue".
https://youtu.be/J_bMArMJ-f8?t=32

This thread was aimed directly at Fauna and Mumei viewers. God dude, imagine just how many fucking people are going to member and superchat them when it opens, not knowing the money goes directly to another man's pockets.

>>8956641
I refuse to watch Fauna because she fucked over FallenShadow, not because she has a boyfriend

>>8956742
was she supposed to be fallen's slave, or something? girls are weird.

>>8953902
kek

>>8956641
I am the OP. The joke was somebody like George, a balding fat guy who freaks out over nothings, freaking out over a streamer he will never meet having a boyfriend. As if it changes his enjoyment of the streamer in any meaningful way.
I don't know anything about their situations but I guess GFE would be worse with a boyfriend. But I don't really care as I don't watch GFE or care much about it.

>>8953132
anon the joke is that all those boys die in there media, shell be single because all the guys shes into will die

>>8956890
And then half of the posters wanted a Seinfeld meme thread and the other half wanted a referendum on vtubers with relationships.

>>8956990
you mean half of them are georges

>>8953000
I never knew about this girl until yesterday and she's honestly the only case where I'll side with schizos over "SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE SHOULDNT BE DOING GFE".

Like it's one thing to do GFE, it's another to pretend you're single because it makes you more successful, and it's just straight up fucking whoreish if you legit lie to your fans after slipping you had a BF live on stream.

>>8952423
>The viewer and the streamer have an unspoken agreement to keep up the charade of a close platonic friendship! That means no third parties! No the other audience members don't count as third parties! We are a collective!
>Revealing a boyfriend ruins the experience! It goes against the agreement!
>IT'S A BREACH OF CONTRACT JERRY! A BREACH OF CONTRACT!

>>8956742
>choosing to be a part of a huge talent agency that can open many opportunities vs. staying with a literal /u/schizo femcel
yeah I'm thinking based

>>8957529
>being so ungrateful for the person who picked you up out of being a 2view nobody that you instantly stop talking to them the minute they stop being of use to you
sociopath behavior, as expected by females

Believe it or not, Ame's tummy hort,
Please be patient for next stream.
I must be sick, or I'd be making content,
Aaaame doookooo?
Believe it or not, tummy hort.

>>8953902
fuck you anon

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>>8957529
Retards, retards. Let's all agree on one thing.

Every vtuber with a past life is a psychopath who abandoned their past viewers and listeners for money.
Every vtuber without a past life is just a future psychopath who hasn't yet abandoned their current viewers.

Ebin Thread OP

but what if i like costanza?

>>8952741
You sound insulted my man

>George, where's my Cabana $1000 Cabana Shirt?
>Well, I sold it to Kramer for only $300 so I could do a akasupa for my favorite chuuba.
>I didn't understand any of your damn incoherent words but you gotta move out of my house immediately.
>But dad, my room full of chuuba merch is my only home.
>I will not tolerate such stupid acts in this household so GET OUT NOW!

>>8958167
Can't stand yah!

>>8956397
Unironically there is a correlation (causation is another story)
Look at CWC, all the tech bros turning trans in various open source projects, I have even seen it in my personal life with people on the spectrum feeling like they don't fit and going asexual or nonbinary or trans.
That's not to say that all trannies are autistic or that all autists are trannies. Just that autists have a correlation of higher incidence of becoming trans than the average neurotypical person.

>>8958903
I think that people who have the feelings that make you want to trans, but are otherwise neurotypical find it easier to just suppress the feelings to fit in, since neurotypical people find it easier to conform than autists

Oh, the things I’d do so this thread would last forever.

>>8956221
Yeah but the discussion is about girls who do blatant gfe, there will always be squizos

>>8953902
kek

>>8959041
i think few people are, whether it be culture or the human condition, or some combination, able to fit perfectly into life and be content.
austists just have it worse when it comes to common sense things in life.

i don't want to say everybody, but i think a decent amount of people have questioned what its like to be female and wondered what it'd be like to have breasts. it's a major part of the human experience you miss by being a man.

of course in the past you often had your potential neutered by being a woman, since it's pretty hard to rule or be taken seriously. in modern society the question probably arises more often now that we consider people of any sex deserving to have about the same rights, legally pursue their interests in jobs, arts, etc. an average roman would most definitely consider it a shame to be a comparatively very weak woman when they could pursue honor, women, etc, as a man.

>>8951903
I don't know why they don't stream with a 1-3 second delay and have a panic button they can push that will end the stream and delete the VOD for when stuff like this happens.