/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8936161
FAIRY THIGHS ToT

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>>8936161
ah almost made the OP but you got it, nice.
here's the picture i would have put

>>8936185
Imagine the smell of those two after playing idolish 7

>>8936010
Pomu also has an egosa problem. They both definitely look for shit here. I just hope whenever they see someone mentioning their past lives in good light they get happy people remember them fondly. I know Mint said she wouldn't like people talking about her past life if she was to ever reincarnate, but considering how much her and Elira reference them, they don't seem to be able to let the past go.

What the heck? I think I frickin love Pomu!

>>8936161
Pomu maid. Pomu thighs. I bust.

i'm not a /u/fag but pomu elira is really cute

>>8936208
I know, right?

>>8936206
i just want a nova "ka-chow" again

>>8936239
besties

>>8936239
Based

>>8936243
I have never really liked maids before, but I think Pomu's passion has conditioned me to find them hot

Slugma balls.

>>8936239
based

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet lewd mermaid!

>>8936239

>>8936239
Pomu and Elira are fun because they're aware of the ship and they play around with it, but they're not openly pushing it down people's throats. So it's a fun ship.

I love Nijisanji.
I love Elira, I love Selen, I love Pomu, I love Rosemi, I love Petra.

>>8936296
>but they're not openly pushing it down people's throats
Tell that to Elira https://streamable.com/8dm3hp

>>8936299
go to bed

>>8936206
I wonder if LazuLight ever share schizo posts from here on discord just to laugh at them together, like the ones saying they hate each other

petra boyfriend isn't confirmed

>>8936299

>>8936299
Finana, go to bed

MINT LOVE!!!
I love this sweet ghosty maid!

JPs depiction of finana is cute as fuck

>>8936296
>they're not openly pushing it down people's throats
Any time where they are together they have to stop to have a makeout session. They did it this time during Pico Park. You are delusional.

>>8936314
wouldn't you?

>>8936299
That's a really sussy post

>>8936336
blessed ero fish and sensei content

>>8936321
My favorite thing about that rrat is that it was born out of Petra having her (yes it's a girl) username on her profile yet the girl herself has a boyfriend. People thought she's a guy because she had idolshit as her icon. Twitter girls put their besties in their profile all the time especially in EN yumefujo circles but it isn't something any onlooker would understand...

>>8936336
I wish that this was the truth. A mermaid that is unintentionally crude/lewd. But the reality is still okay. A mermaid that pretends to be lewder than she actually is.

>>8936361

>>8936309
Shame Pomu would rather get fucked by shartemis https://streamable.com/9lzhsl

>>8936336
Please someone translate this... I need to experience it fully

>>8936373
I can salvage this rrat.
I can't believe petra is also a lesbian

Pomu and Oliver's interactions during the World collab were cute. I'm still waiting on a translation for this, cause I'm stupid EOP

>>8936404

Wendys is OURS but they're getting better collabs in Japan... WTF?

>>8936414
Pomu always seems like such a cute genki cheerleader in JP fanart

I love Elira SO MUCH! Who wouldn't love this incredibly beautiful, adorable dork?

The ones who died the most in the collab according to this guy
Petra: 34
Elira: 32
Pomu: 20
Selen: 17
Rosemi: 15
Finana: 10
https://twitter.com/TheSmiley347/status/1432215892952338433?s=20

>>8936442

>>8936430
what would be the best sponsorship for each of the girls?
finana: doritos
elira: a3
pomu: bookwalker or some forwarding service
selen: some energy drink
rosemi: ?
petra: ?

>>8936449
>>8936296
>>8936177
>>8936170
Post proof.

>>8936442
But Pomu is a cute genki cheerleader. She just sometimes is a shitposting acid-tongued based wagie too

>>8936463
Rosemi should get a sponsorship from sugarfina because the marketing opportunities are insanely good

>>8936463
I don't think energy drinks would fit for selen considering she committed to stop drinking so much tea due to caffeine

>>8936430
Wen deez nuts

>>8936457
Elira died a lot more than I thought.

>>8936487
Holy shit that's bougie. Good fit

>>8936463
Petra with whatever software she uses to make graphic art. Himawari Honma has had Adobe sponsorship because she uses their stuff for video editing (she edits a lot of her own MVs).

>>8936457
Everyone in the thread was so sure Pomu died the second most and that she and Petra were in their own tier. And in reality she almost died the same amount as Selen. Apologize to Pomu!

>>8936463
rosemi: condoms

>>8936469
Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

>>8936463
Selen: Razer
Rosemi: Ikea

>>8936430
I've seen JOPs call first kitchen ファッキン as a shortening which always made me laugh.

>>8936469
but ive been slacking on tag checking.
and i will make something for this lovely dragon's birthday

>>8936469
I'm not telling you my secrets to loving Pomu

>>8936485
I meant to write jaded wagie... phoneposting changed it to based. I should off myself

>>8936511
They even already have a rose shaped candy, literally all they need to do is change up the flavor a bit and slap a nijisanji logo on it.

>>8936531
Selen uses logitech mouse doesn't she? Kanae is sponsored by them I think.

>>8936524

>>8936414
It's all things that happened during the collab.
>Oliver introducing himself as Niji JP and Pomu interjecting with "EN! EN." (translated into JP as "EN / EN dayo")
>Big Pomu ("Pomu who became huge")
>When they lost connection and he was explaining what happened to his JP viewers ("We're remaking the lobby" / Pomu saying to Oliver "J a p a n e s e Explanation" in over pronounced Japanese, hence the 'nihongo jouzu')
>The moment when the professor casually said he could kill everyone right now by pressing the button

>>8936299
FINANA IT WAS RIKSA-SENPAI THAT YOU TALKED TO ABOUT NEKOPARA ON TWITTER NOT REZA-SENPAI

YOU EVEN BROUGHT IT UP TO HIM IN THE MINECRAFT STREAM AND HE JUST KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

YOU'VE BEEN MAKING THIS SAME MISTAKE FOR WEEKS NOW AND NOBODY HAS BOTHERED TO CORRECT YOU

>>8936524
>asks for proof of anon's love for selen
>he posts one of my copypastas as proof
You didn't even take the effort to write something original.

>>8936597
based, thank you

>>8936606
I am you now.

>>8936606
Please understand. I have half of my arrow pasta, will post it tomorrow
For now i will use that

>>8936487
My friend worked at Sugarfina and I'd get so many trashed leftovers or things that got touched by customers (before the coof) and it honestly tastes generic sometimes but it's cute as hell. I'd love to see a Rosemi collab. Women shop there all the time.

>>8936626
Most of their stuff is just very cute presentation and decent to above average flavors but some of their stuff is seriously top tier. I have yet to taste a candy with more depth of flavor than their Parisian pineapple chews.

if selen is good at tetris im not gonna be able to take it

>>8936499
she was dying a lot at the end and died quite a bit trolling i think

>>8936524
Why are nijincels like this?

>>8936373
No, it started from a tweet on a now privated account with a mention of a Christmas date with Petra. There's another tweet where that person is referred to as a girl though.

>>8936666
For me it's the rum chocos and whatever the peach gummies are.

>>8936668

>>8936396
>title: THAT tweet
1
>Oliver facepalms after seeing THAT tweet
>Finana: Please, Professor! Forget what you just saw!
2
>Oliver: It's okay, Ms. Ryugu. I'm not disappointed at all. You're always wonderful.
3
>Oliver: Umm...Yes...I'm not lying.
>Finana: Professor...(in English)
3
>Oliver: Please turn your fingers back to what they were.

t. n6

>>8936716
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT

>>8936767
happy birthday selen

>>8936296
>they're not openly pushing it down people's throats
It's because they have personalities besides yushipping, but that doesn't mean it's not blatant yuribait

>>8936716
She also wins a lot at losing.

>>8936767

>>8936800

I admit it, I like yuribait.

https://youtu.be/bGO9K8QSlAE
Hayama & debi eigo

>>8936762
Thank you, anon. It's very cute

>>8936816
>have to sabotage Selen in the early rounds to prevent her from winning again
but I'm Happy that Wosemi won since it was a special occasion for her

>>8936863
Yeah it's a bit hard for Selen to win without her "stream snipers" handing her things on a silver platter...

>>8936918
>Delivering a mid tier weapon to kill full armed scrubs
anyways, last Selen
good night!

I was going to post some bait but I decided against it at the last second. I'm sorry nijifans, I don't know what I was thinking...

>>8936982
Cheer up anon, today will be a good day!

How do you feel about Elira's beautiful breasts?

Pomu palette doko?

>>8937049
Are they wet with sweat?

>>8937049
I don't. She's lovely enough without needing to expose herself

>>8936832
I'm happy this moment is clipped, they were talking in pera pera eigo for like 20 min

>>8937066
Perhaps.

https://twitter.com/yuki_jakusi/status/1432279167580606472
This JP fan is a Finana-oshi and stayed up to watch the collab.

Are dragoons secretly furries?

>>8937100
Second part

>>8937100
>>8937124
Based JP Ryuguard

>>8936605
THEY ALREADY HAVE ANON
GIVE IT A REST IT'S BEEN A MONTH, YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT MAN

>>8937111
>secretly

>25$ a month membership
>8 second debut video access as perk
What the fuck is wrong with the Amy Schumer fish?

>>8937237
Not as bad as the PRISM girls who all lock ALL member videos behind $15/month tier and only give emotes for $5/month

>>8937237
she put it as a meme, if you watched her you would know

>>8937276
I do watch her
>sex, sex, fucking, dildo, sex, cum fuckpiss
See?

Was Petra the only person with bad ping in the collab?

Don't reply to bait!

>>8937274
niji needs to poach the prism girls then
which one of them is the best

>>8937345
Seemed that way.

>8937313
Ya know, usually this is my favorite time of day to post as for some reason everyone is usually pretty chill and laid back and just wants to talk about how adorable and wholesome the girls are. But for some reason, we've got a few schizos and shitposters this morning that are relentless for [Youz]

>>8937365
5PM in Indonesia. Just some bored SEAnigger after school.

>>8937049
it is illegal for such obscene tits to go unfucked

>>8937237
Is this the joke tier? How cheap is the regular one?

I listened to Elira voicing Humphrey during her Omori playthrough and I swear it got me into Vore

>>8937274
start ups have a lot smaller audience and need to make the most with what they have

>>8937425
$5 memberships is the standard for Niji.

>>8937453
I don't see how discouraging new memberships with an above market rate price point to watch their videos will help them get the paypigs they need. The whole "spend hundreds of dollars and you get special attention from me" schtick is much better for that.

>>8937578
Not really "standard", they can do whatever they want. There are some that lock membership streams and/or vods behind higher tiers, like Dola and Gundo.

>>8937345
Because she's the only one not in NA. She probably lives in HK or Taiwan.

>>8936820
I like shipbait in general because it's usually an extension of an already amicable friendship and I know how to enjoy the shipping and the streams separately.

FAIRY SEX

>>8937365
Even if it's bedtime in SEAland, they are still somehow fucking awake

AAAAAAAA S Finana X!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7s8tWMiB2w

I want to mating press Finana...

>>8937365
Must be bored of the new toys or something.

>>8938431
it's 6pm-7pm, the night is still young

Anyone have that Rosemi gif where's she's moving so fast it's just a blur.

>>8937580
Smaller crowd. When you aren't hovering around 4 digit viewers or more they are more likely to respond to you just due to how slow chat gets. Also I HAVE TO SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEE. I have yet to spend a single cent on a chubba yet, I'm being very reserved with this.

>>8938661

>>8938709
damn she's fast

>>8937356
Shiki by far

>>8938661
I found this one, which seems pretty fast

Pico Park stream was the best I've seen in a while. Smiling almost the whole way through. Love these girls and their chemistry.

>>8937049
They're ok

>>8939265
it's a kino/999

>>8936430
lol

Is Rosie's voice to high-pitched?

>>8939414
Try comparing it to her indie voice, it doesn't change much.

>>8939343
Kek. Top tier product placement. Pomu is a wagie alright.

Is promare that good or people just want to see a watchalong collab-membership with Pomu? I have only watched NGNL.

>>8939265
I can't believe they reduced Rosemi to tears and forced Petra to graduate.

>>8939671
I can't believe they starved selen to death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJzY6FlgKc time for Nijisanji EN Oliver evans with his jp debut partners!

>>8939669
It's fujo bait but with very impressive animation
Personally I couldn't get through it but I might give it another shot for the watchalong

>>8939671
I can't believe I'm Rosemi's husband.

>>8939784
Finana considered inviting him for a NijiEN DBD collab. I hope it comes through

>>8939807
Yeah, I don't buy that as well.

>>8939671
I can't believe pomu and elira had a lovers quarrel.

>>8939669
what's ngnl? not gonna lie?

>>8939931
No game no life the movie

>>8939931
No game no life.

>>8939866
Just tuned in to the stream. Was it Oliver who said it?

>>8939981
No Finana said it during her SC reading

I honestly don't think Oliver will have much synergy with Finana.
That guy is pure boomer energy and loves boomer vtubers like maimoto/rikiichi and boomer talk with Leos.

>>8940029
Wow I must have missed it then. Time to rewatch the VOD. Thanks.

>>8939669
The director and his animation studio have put out some of the best internationally-received action-comedy anime. Promare is more of the same, in a good way. Basically turn off your brain and enjoy the ride. It's good for oldfags as it has references to the director's previous works while being dumb enough to be a standalone movie.

>>8940063
A bit of sex will boost that synergy.

>>8940063
That's why this has a potential to be good. Polar opposites are sometimes pretty kino

>>8940063
People didn't think that Finana would have much synergy with Petra but their collab went really well
I see good potential for a mentor/mischievous student type of pair

>>8940104
Well might as well use that snatch to get ran through by every chubba and fan alike.

>>8940063
We won't know until they do a collab.

>>8940063
>>8940131
At best the boomer-zoomer dynamic could turn into something like Pomu-Finana collabs so I'm feeling optimistic.

>>8940063
I'm getting kind of annoyed with the collab begging even though Oliver said that Finana is a vtuber he is interested in. If it happens it will happen but it doesn't need to happen immediately yet her chat can't shut the fuck up about it.

>>8940063
Hyona and Mika, Boomer and zoomer, is able to get well.

>>8940266
>her chat can't shut the fuck up about it.
That's a common thing for vtubers in general but today was the first time ever that they brought up a collab. What are you on about?

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1432318269499793414

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1432318470994104328
Chaos

>>8940562
How did she know I just woke up

>>8940578
Two small forest creatures.

>>8940578
Are these whores ever gonna stop teasing us and collab already? I want my NijiEN/HoloID amogus

>>8940606
She's always watching you.

>>8940657
I hope she didn't see what I did before sleeping...

Since it's dead hours, come watch my kansai wife play some Battlefield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byIExMBMAa4

dont make me watch pokemon unite elira

it's frustrating to think Elira and Selen were averaging 40 live viewers on twitch. tried watching vtubers on twitch a couple of times, the ones I saw were like 1000+ live viewers, and they were...forget boring they were bad. it feels like twitch's idea of vtubers are very different from the norm. but hey, both girls are doing good now.

>>8940606
The artist should upgrade this picture once again. I recall Rosemi saying something about getting tv stand (without tv) or something like that

>>8941337
looking at the indie side of vtubing is painful to look at

>>8941337
Most of the vtubers on twitch are streamers that at some point decided to use an avatar, so they don't really have the same mentality.

>>8941185
But I'm watching my husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4auB5iaa1k
>>8941337
>>8941396
Guess people flock to what has more views no matter if it's good or bad, on one side I'm glad indies have more leeway on what to play but it is sad to have such small audiences

>>8941427
oh, that makes sense.

>>8941337
Try look at those that have 40?

>>8941454
while watching I also had suspicion they're view botting, I know what a 1k, 5k,10k+ chat feels like.

>>8941371
>getting tv stand (without tv)
God I love this dork...

>>8941477
I don't know how, twitch search/recommend system is garbage, it just recommends the popular.

>>8941529
Youtube now seems like it under reports live viewer figures quite a lot too though. Watch when one of the NijiEN girls does a poll, I have seen it end up with double the votes as there are viewers within a few minutes multiple times.

>>8941608
but why?

Good morning, I want to hug Rosemi and help her with assembling furniture.

>>8941608
>>8941634
they don't count adblock users perhaps?

>>8941634
people who use Adblock or watched through embedded links don't get counted

>>8941634
Try asking the basement dwellers at YT hq, if that thread where an yt employee came here wasn't a LARP, they don't care.

nice thumbnail

>>8939343

>>8940606
it still amusing to me how the echo her mic picks up is so damn noticeable

>>8941748
Will this be a mix stream of Japanese and English language?

>>8941785
I'll miss the echo when she gets more furniture
hearing her laugh in a practically empty room is just so sadorable

>>8941748
Seffy is so cute and funny.

>>8941719
https://archived.moe/vt/thread/8746419/

i love my goth gf!

>>8941963
That's a boy

A certain NijiEN wave 3 potential member is streaming right now and some slack notifications can be heard...she didn't use slack before...NijiEN management contacts their talents via slack...

>>8941837
they'll be communicating exclusively in screams, laughts and simple jp phrashes that every weeb can undestand

>>8942210

>>8942210
nice work detective, which one?

>>8942342
Nta, but the the only one who hasn't graduated yet is Lyrica.

>>8942342
Lyrica is streaming right now and a bunch of slack notifications came in

>>8942771
We live in a society...

how would her getting in NijiEN even work? is she just not gonna use filipino anymore?

>>8942771
My Red Queen.

>>8942785
probably
Rosemi pl used to speak a lot more japanese

>>8942785
She might mention she speaks it, but I don't think she might pander to flips once getting in. I have seen her tard wrangle her chat lots of times

>>8942785
What do you think.

>>8942853
I think the worse case scenario some flips can't keep it in their pants and spill the beans about her origin, or possible her past life.

>>8942889
What a tragedy...

>>8942889
This is a nijiEN thread not nijiJP

Hearing Lyrica's voice, It doesn't fit the bird's model at all. It sounds too mature
Why are people ascribing it to her again?

>>8942974
are the promotional models absolute? for all we know wave 3 could debut with totally different models.

>>8942931
Oh imagine if flip news pick up there was flip vtuber pick by a major corp and being the must self validate fucks they are, they're gonna say "proud to be a flip because someone else achieve something I didn't".

>>8943090
Yeah, it's possible that there could be changes. I was just wondering why people say she'll be the bird when her voice doesn't fit the model.
I would say the ghost or fox would work better for her

>>8942931
I can already see them doing a wink wink comment in the future.

>>8943090
Possibly, oliver's 2019 model didn't debut until this year because they couldn't find the personality of a smart man.

>>8942974
Her english voice is higher pitched than when she speaks in Tagalog.

>hiring flip
nonononono

They are the BR of Asia

>>8943211
>smart
>vtuber
hard to find indeed.

Elira Pendora erotic voice

>>8943214
Watching these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi9K4UP8fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKIt7Qesi90
I see she could manage to make it work. Would be a good fit for the witch as well

>>8943420
That’s her normal voice

>>8943446
Witches are actually popular in Filipino folk culture. I wouldn't be surprised if she is the witch.

>>8943446
>witch
I wanna see her pull some albularyo shit

>memberships in 9hr

>>8943161
Ghost has legs for days but her upper body is the most petite of the bunch and that's what the viewers will see 99% of the time. Ideally she would be someone higher pitch and deadpan.
I'm not sure about how much Lyrica can change her voice but her personality would probably fit bird or cat.

>>8943610
Most of the alburyos are just scammers, and Lyrica used to work in a scam retirement center according to her Twitter.

>>8943719
Ghost will be the first vtuber to stream not with her model's upper body but with her legs. It'll look like she's hanging from the ceiling all the time.

>>8943719
The ghost model can work with both a brat voice or a hag voice depending on how they model the face

>>8943793
Doesn't look like a high energy character to me but we'll see I guess.

need hags in nijien

>>8944131
need lolis in nijien

>>8944131
If Shannon gets in, she's your certified hag, she's over 30

>>8944131
NijiEN is already full of hags.

>>8944269
if she gets in then I will be the first to save her ovaries

>>8944253
I need actual real loli in NijiEN please.

>>8944269
who

>>8936161
This pic makes me want Rosemi to roleplay as Ferris. Nyan. Meowster.

>>8944444
I'd call the police, but nice numbers

>>8944450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIGP72gk5Qo

It's not too late to ruin Rosemi's 100k party if we all unsub her right now.

I will finger blast this fish until she screams from pleasure

>>8944444
Cunnychad digits...

>>8944537
>we
Slugma, don't assume you have a army here

Rosemi wants her Ange chicken tendies
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1432353398997897219

>>8944529
hmm her real voice on twitch vods have my new mother energy

>>8944622
Who doesn't?

>>8944727
>isreal

>>8944529
You know what, I'd be okay with this.
The first thing that popped up on youtube when searching for "shannon vtuber" was her saying that she isn't a vtuber and lyrica confirming it while saying she drags her everywhere, even into hell, from like a week ago.

>>8944368
The only probable hag is Pomu, trying to say Elira, Rosemi, or Selen are hags is stretching it and Finana and Petra are certified zoomers

>>8941684
>Rosemi lets you assemble the furniture
>On a condition that once they are assembled you will leave and her black roommate fucks her on the bed you assembled

Would you accept?

>>8944788
popped up on google, I mean.

>>8944821
King you lucky bastard.......

>>8944821
Why are burgers like this

>>8944821
I didn't know her rat had a growth spurt.

>>8944792
I can't fucking wait until Pomu becomes a delicious, yummy hag

>>8944877
man did we really go the whole collab yesterday without an awoo bark bark grrrr. Rosemi could have gotten the other girls to join in.

>>8939343
>>8941771
Damnit now I am imagining Rosemi and Pomu doing this scene.

>>8944931
There was an awoo at 100k mark.
>>8944877
Burgerness has nothing to do with the question. Answer it faggot! Show how selflessly love your little rose.

I want Rosemi to do a furniture building ASMR for both my enjoyment and to make me more comfortable knowing that she's improving her living experience

>>8944967
I'm dooooooone~
Hmmm there sure are a lot of extra parts. Kind of weird this chair only has 3 legs.
>Chat goes BRRRRRRRRR
Oh noooooooo it's not right? *squeaky wheel laugh*

It would be absolute kino.

>>8944967
>tries to build a chair
>breaks up all her tools instead and cries mid stream

>>8944877
can i have a qrd on awoo bark bark grr

Assuming that Rosemi is just acting clueless to get more money. Have you ever considered if she may actually become clueless from acting that way too much?

>>8945194
awoo bark bark grrrr

>>8945194
After what I saw of the President, I don't think she was just acting aloof for money.

>>8945193
https://files.catbox.moe/avvtxn.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/rx092w.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gubpqr.mp4

>>8945194
>Anon: "ROSEMI IS PLAYING 4-D CHESS WITH US!"
>Rosemi: "how do i order a pizza?"

Watching the pico park collab since it was middle of the night for me: Pomu actually says "Today is Petra's graduation day". Literally everyone bullies the penguin.

>>8945308
she said she cried when ordering a pizza not that she didnt know how to this is proof shes more autistic than clueless

So how many -tism does Rosemi have?

>>8945351
What was the timestamp for that?

>>8945372
She said that she cried because she didn't know how to pay for the order and was anxious about doing something embarassing while trying. It's both.

>>8945409
2 hours 26 minutes + a few minutes in Finana

>>8945263
ok fuck thats pretty cute. that brings rosemi to like three recent cute things that she's done. if she keeps this up, i'm going to start wanting to save.

>>8945409
nevermind. transcript is the only good thing youtube did recently.

https://youtu.be/QgvstpRtwV4?t=8910

>>8945442
I really need to go to her and protect her!!

>>8945194
If her clueless behavior was an act to make more money, she'd be making waaay more doing acting as an actual GFE

>>8945477
can this penguin ever get a break...

>>8945501
Rosemi has always been unapologetically herself and does whatever she wants to or finds fun, same now and with her PL.
that's one of her charms, though i do think she might play things up a bit to make it more entertaining for us considering she mentioned wanting to make us laugh and have a good time

Brosemi lifting streams when

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1432362175629340672

I can't believe Elira would do this... The final yab...

>>8945740
Too bad she's in ninisani

>>8945740
Schizo arc is back

>>8945740
Nijisanji reject? Nijisanji reject.

>>8945740
This is what dick deficiency does to a woman's mental health.

>>8945740
Kicked out for pushing the button. Rough

>>8945740
Pomu you idiot, you're in NijisanjiEN!

>>8945740
Nononono I thought it was just bait, but it is true, they are trading Pomu and Selen away, this can't be happening

>>8945859

She will fuck y'all up

>>8945761
Cute bananadragon

>>8945761
Sonna..

What are the odds of Pomu fucking up the membership opening and no one gets to join today?

>>8946131
What are the odds you put this dick in your mouth?

>>8945740
kek

>be blonde
>be creative
>be schizo

>>8946224
A dangerous combination.

Which nijiEN loves dick the absolute most pic related

>>8945308
Anon, women lie all the time, its as easy as breathing for them. Now, even for a women, inventing a whole fake persona that you have to stick to pretty much every day takes work, and at this point I do think Rosemi is genuine, but never take anything they say at face value.

>>8946371
Pomu has a dick

>>8936161
based meido pomu pimping out her kouhai meido rosemi as she gives a cum countdown asmr to a ketchup bottle

>>8946371
Imagine how cute Petra would look licking cweam of your fingie.

>>8946464
damn you really saved the catboy from that stream

>>8936576
Sorry, Anon misspelled Razor. Selen would have a scooter promo.

>Did it hurt? It only hurt a little bit...
>Heh... you think I am done with you?
Edgy sex with Selen!

>>8946524

>>8946464
She despises people like pic related, try getting surgery first.

>>8936510
I wish Himawari would stop acting dumb, I'd love to see what she's able to do at her best

>>8946524
>Bully me
>C'mon bitch bully me
>Do it

pico park looks hard

>>8936716
Am I the only person genuinely surprised by the amount of skills she has plus being really good at Apex/games in general?

>>8937084
Those titties are whole ass slip and slides from the collar down

>>8946579
Kek Petra was in love with him till Petra found out he acts like a child.

>>8946890
That's kinda how skill acquisition works, once you master one much of the process can apply to others too
Adding to that she seems quite smart, so it speeds up the process

>>8946890
she's pretty meh at most non fps games, even within apex her flick shooting was dogshit

pico park sucks

>>8947043
NijiEN agrees with that statement.

>>8946890
Every kid who grew up watching their parents play video games is a god.

>>8947033
post stats

>>8947033
wosemi's reaction times and flicks are pretty good but i dont think they're intentional nor does she practice enough to be good, imagine if she did

>>8946890
>Am I the only person
Knock this shit off

>>8939712
Seeing the irl pic of her, she needed it lol

>>8947294
BASED

I want to see a Wosemi desk building asmr stream. Imagine her confusion, frustration, cursing in Japanese because she thinks you won’t understand what she’s saying and then tears when she can’t do it because the instructions are bullshit and asking chat for help.

>>8940606
I looked at the pile of clothes and genuinely thought that Petra's clothes were Subaru's getup from Re:Zero, and I heard the "UUUUUUWWWWOOOOOO" sound effect in my head

Did Selen say somewhere that she was going to play Megaman? It's a surprise choice to me. She's got pretty good game picks to balance out the Apex content.

>>8946976
That is typical woman behavior. I actually applaud the game for blue balling average women like that. And it also proves Petra is a normie.

>>8947640
Yeah, she's playing Legacy Collection this week, and is gonna start with the original game. She's worried about the difficulty though.

>>8941337
I genuinely have no idea how Selen didn't starve, because she made twitch emotes for fast and cheap, but it definitely wasn't a living amount, and with all the shit she did, I doubt she'd have a full time job. Or maybe she could pull off a full time job with the boundless energy she has

>>8939343
Wendeez NUTS

>>8944877
Wow this card set sucks.

>>8939343
wendy's is pretty good, yeah

>>8942850
oh so one of those cases where she used to stream in her 2nd language more?

>>8947797
Rosemi and Pomu is fulltime wagies right now, and they stream a lot more days than dokibird used too. Plus all the behind the scenes projects. So I don't think it would take an herculean task to combine her streaming and drawing with a job. That said don't underestimate how much you can make as a emote drawer. She might have lived on that solely, or she is rich who knows.

>>8945501
what does GFE stand for?

>>8948283
Girl fucking expierience

>>8948283
Google for enlightenment.

>>8944444
>44444
"4" mean die in japanese
hmm

>>8948283
Good Faith Estimate

>>8948283
Good Finana Excrement

>>8948283
Getting Fucking Erect

>>8948283
Gosling Funds Extraction

>Elira's and her chat
Okay I know it's an iceberg meme but what's the deal with this shit? Sounds hilarious

>>8948644
>he doesn't know

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1432381743982600193
Cant believe Pomu isnt the first EN to play Idol Manager..

>>8948737
>she didn't do the rigged voting one consisting apex
Nice try, go watch selen or something instead of infecting anyone else with your BR game.

>>8948605
I like this. This should be the new definition

>>8948737
no break day this week? thank you Rosemi!!!

>>8948737
Why didnt she write out that the Ghost hunters corp stream is a collab with Pomu and Finana?

>>8948689
I wanna know

>>8949121
It's rosemi, it's normal for her to be autistic.

>>8949084
The last dnd session went extra well and Rosemi got rid of all the stress with her dnd partner.

>>8937237
>Amy Schumer Fish
Vshojo reject lost its meaning already?

>>8949121
Please forgive my wife, she's very forgetful and doesnt think things through

>>8940063
I don't even want the collab. I don't care about Japs and don't understand moon speak. Rather see her collab with western vtubers.

>>8948459
She's gonna die by burning at the stake

>>8944444
I kneel to the numbers.

If she is in heaven now does it mean there is now a 0% chance I will ever have sex with her? Should I kill myself now?

>>8949837
I'm not sure what you are even talking about but yes.

>>8936463
rosemi: seed and feed fertilizer

>>8948605
kek

>>8949837
she's a ghost bro.
you can still kys though.

>>8937049
neutral leaning positive

>>8949837
Get the anon below to wear her kig and enjoy

>>8950072
She has a kig?

>>8949837
>implying you will go to heaven to meet her and not going to hell

>>8949870
>>8950016
Well fuck you faggots. Out of spite I am not gonna do it and instead I will turn the fairy straight with my dick.

>>8950072
Isn't sex with a kigurumi wearing guy the ultimate expression of sadness and despair?

If lyrica turns out to be the cunny I'm going to be so butthurt

>>8949837
am I the only one that likes her mint model 10x more than her pomu model? it feels like a downgrade

>>8950351
No you aren't the only one. Mint is most sex.

>>8950351
I wouldn't say 10x more but it is indeed cuter.

>>8950126
One of those should be enough
>>8950283
No, it's the ultimate expression of pure love that pierces barriers of gender

>>8950351
All of the past life models are wasted unfortunately.

>>8950488
UOOHH

>>8950443
Jesus that does not look cute.

>>8950488
>All of the past life models are wasted unfortunately.
Nova?

>>8950327
Good. I really hope it's her now

>>8950488
its so tragic bro.

Pomu hasn't jinzo faiya faibowaipad even once since her return

>>8950555
I mean, Nova looks cute, but it sounds like it was possess by someone older than a high schooler.

>>8950590
I can see it.

>>8950555
Based on real life....

>>8950351
Pomu looks like a R character in a gacha game

>>8950530
It isn't meant to be cute. It is meant to finally push you over that final hump of self preservation and make you kill yourself out of shame.

>>8949837
I heard she lives in a forest now.