/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8885870
Didn't read but the red pill seems good

>>8885870
Both sound fucking retarded
What other drugs you got?

>>8885870
I'll have a billion of redpill sir

i will take the Big Black Pill, then watch Gawr Gura instead

>>8885870
Last time I took pills from a black dude I got drugged and rapped, no thanks.

>>8885870
Never a saviorfag. I'll take 10 Reds please.

>>8886205
Oh man they busted that ass AND busted a rhyme?

>>8885870
I'll take the shotgun to the head

>>8886056
>greypill
You become a numbersfag, stop watching streams and pretend to be a Kuzuha and a cumshart in equal measure

>Blackpill
You stop watching streams, decide vtubers are cringe, but can't bring yourself to go anywhere else, so you spend all day baiting and (you)farming here

>yellowpill
You decide only to support JP only vtubers and shit on any others, including other Asians and Japanese chuubas that speak English, whilst believing one day you too will be Japanese.

>Pinkpill
You go on HRT and attempt to become a vtuber yourself. You leave /vt/ and spend your day in twitter and discord cliques.

>Greenpill
You get so high when you watch vtubers you no longer even know what you're watching. You wake up and a 12 hour vshoujo compilation is playing and you don't even care anymore.

>Nopill
You stop acting like a retard and just like what you like without feeling the need to justify it.

>>8885870
>You will never be a cuckold.
That's all you had to say OP. Red pill sixteen times over.

>>8889185
>You will never be a cuckold.
I'm sorry, but if you're an unironic gosling it's too late for you.

>>8886511
Gimme one part Greypill (only enough to numberfag, not enough to stop watching streams) please.

>>8885870
Why would you replace "You" with "(You)" in an OP? You're not giving anyone (You)s, it's an OP.
Retarded thread.

>>8886511
I'll chug down all the blackpills you have.

not reading any of that.

>>8885870
>>8886151
>>8886056
>>8886167
where is the pill for "we form a mongolian band of raiders in the name of our oshi's banner?"
seriously
>me
>not being a total bitch fatass
>not being a wojak soicuck nogunz
>make shittons less money than great blue masters
>they want to shop and drink at starbucks and be gay.
>i want to live life to it's fullest
>
>take the tengir pill
>
>we savagely raid their territory, and take the supplies to live at gunpoint. we kill their moral guardians and institute our Oshi's word and memes as law. We declare our Oshi's as Khans and among their champions we appoint a Great Khan.
>captured stacies and beckies bear our children, all who bear our Oshi's name.
>mad max has nothign on us
>masculinity this great can't possibly be toxic, as it stems from our love for our Oshi's
>we do battle in our Oshi's name....

fact: You are not this ^ dedicated to your Oshi.

>>8891580
Meds

Welcome to /vt/ the only place motherfuckers will do anything to justify having fake parasocial relationships with Vtubers. The absolute state of this place. Get laid. Have sex.

>>8892553
No i will not have sex, BRING ME MY REDPILLS

>>8891580
I'd form a paramilitary group for my oshi, but only if she so desired
And she probably wouldn't

>>8885870
I'll take both

>>8885870
>That is how deep the rabbit hole goes
It's insane how limiting it is when you watch too many vtubers. Literally when I started to only watch my oshi, Amelia. It felt so rejuvenating. I felt free. Yagoo really brainwashed a lot of people (Reddit) into unrealistically watching too many vtubers. As for me, Amelia is enough.

>>8886511
nopill is simple, just stop going to this board.

>>8885870
No true saviorfag would watch Roboco

>>8893923
I honestly feel sorry for Roboko. Low views and low superchats. She's literally starving while Rushia is getting the Queen treatment. It's not fair.

>>8893902
I go to this board literally because it's the only place where you can reasonably criticise a stream without getting banned or ostracized. Sure you might get some shit-flinging redpilled retards attacking you for it, but it's easy enough to ignore, and you can occasionally have a decent discussion or learn some stuff you missed out on. I say that as someone who is completely nopilled.

stop making these threads idiot. you're a fag

>>8889830
It's common practice to put parentheses over pronouns and other references to the anons in question. Here, let me show you: (Baka)

>>8895379
>low

I'm not a saviorfag, I just watch those two indies because they both play games that I like. Hell, one of them isn't even a girl.
Stop forming parasocial relationships with internet strangers, your schizophrenia is bad enough as it is

>>8885870
>Only your Oshi matters
MEGA BASED. What an upstanding anon you are. Unlike the /vt/ schizos on this board, I would never cheat on my Oshi. She is my everything and I would even scale mountains to maintain her happiness.

>>8891580
chad

>>8892553
>justify having fake parasocial
It's real to me anon. It's real to me.

Anyone who chooses the blue pill is unironically a massive cuck.

>>8891580
pretty based. If when society collapses, this will be my larp until I get got.

>>8885870

>>8892553
Why have sex when my Oshi can effortlessly make me happy. Parasocial >>>>>>>> losing my virginity

>>8885870
>They are (You)r property now. Your cumrag. And Your emotional support.
KING BEHAVIOR

>>8891580
>caring about toxic masculinity meme

>>8897470
Of the two, how is the blue pill the cucked one here?

>>8885870
I'm already on the red pill and I don't regret anything

>>8885870
I took the cloverpill and just come here to shitpost.

>>8892553
Masturbating to my oshi lewds while I listen to her cute voice is unironically better than sex

>>8886511
>Blackpill
I'm in this picture and I don't like it

>>8886511
I wonder what happens if you just wash down a handful of all the pills with a couple shots of whiskey.

>>8901122
grass is tasty again today

>>8892553
>Get laid. Have sex.
I can't do both of these at the same time anon. There is no such thing as a Sex 2

>>8885870
You only have 1 correct option

Redpill = youre human

Bluepill = youre a low test low iq midwit r3dditor

Within the context of the movies: Why the fuck wouldn't you take the Blue Pill? Humanity is FUCKED and so is the Earth, so a handful of 'woke' humans isn't going to change shit.
Take the Blue Pill and the machine can hook your brain up to anything you want, including your Oshi.
Unless you just wanted to be some Gun-Fu master, then I can understand putting up a fight.

>But You will also force yourself to watch Roboko's boring ass streams.
The only reason why the blue pill is such a huge turnoff. Oh the horror.

>>8904787
trannies made the films

>>8885870
This dude doesn't even know the meaning of redpill.

Redpill isn't about plunging deeper into delusions. It's about realizing the truth behind the matrix. They are just entertainers and baiters who are interested in your money. Don't fool yourself into thinking this is a personal relationship. It's always just a commercial one where they are paid to please you or satisfy some requests.

The only redpill thing to do for vtubers is to realize your relationships are commercial, while you fuck them daily in Koikatsu.

>>8906825
>While you fuck them daily in Koikatsu.
Anon-kun...

>>8904787
I'd take both at once desu.

>>8906825
>Koikatsu
Is it significantly better than Honey Select 2? Offtopic, but this thread is shit anyway.

>>8902904
You go schizo. What do you think made all the doxxcord faggots the way they are?

>>8908905
Much better due to years of fan mods and content. Almost every vtuber has a koikatsu card.

>>8885870
>"(You) take the Parasocial red pill... (You) are a Gosling. Only your Oshi matters. (You) are their property now. You're their cumrag. And You're their emotional support. You will only watch vtubers and never interact with the opposite gender. You will always be alone. You stay in delusional Wonderland but get to fully embrace what vtubing really has to offer. And that is the No Girlfriend Experience. That is how deep the rabbit hole goes."

FTFY

>>8885870
ILL HAVE ALL REDPILLS YOU GOT, MISTER MYSTERIOUS PILLER

>>8885870
I don't even know Japanese... but maybe learning is what it would take to truly be free. I'm taking that red pill.

>>8885870
Red pill is tranny drugs, everyone knows that by now.
I refuse.

>>8908905
Bigger, older community (so more mods, meaning you can do some truly wild shit if you want) and less uncanny valley art style. So yeah, it is.

>>8885870
>shitting on my qt RBC
Fuck you, Morpheus. I choose not to choose.

>>8892553
If I touch grass in front of you, would you die, or just be extremely painful?

>>8885870
I'll take the Sneedpill. Based and sneedpilled

>>8921997
I CAN'T SNEED

>>8885870
I choose... Purple.

>>8904787
Neo didn't know what the red pills did beforehand. The only way to know is to take it and once you do there is no going back. Cypher tried to deal with the agents but they'd just kill him after they got what they wanted. By the end of the third movie everyone settled for a nicer matrix with built-in choice to leave but it took Keanu Reeves giving up everything for Trinity's ass and getting whooped by agent Smith inside the machine network to get that outcome, and there is still no guarantee that the machines won't go back to the old ways after another reset.

>>8886205
>>8886272
I can't believe all I had to do was take pills from a black dude to be pegged by Mori!

>>8915697
>Red pill is tranny drugs
Gaychama...

I love my oshi so Red pill is the obvious choice.

>>8902904
You begin to make up the core community of /vt/.

>>8902904
>You transform into the ultimate schizo /vt/ has ever seen.
>Every post on this board?
>ALL ME

>>8886511
Blackpill is literally me a year ago, I'll fucking do it again, don't care you faggot feeling's

>>8886511
Where's the rainbow pill?

stfu

>>8885870
No.