/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8842066
That you neck yourself.

>>8842066
I wish to die

>>8842066
>>8842066
All chuubas are required to have at least one fully nude skin.
You know, to make it easier for artists to draw their own oc clothes

>>8842066
>sana is real
>she's her listed height
>she has no limiter meaning she will never be big
THE PAW IS TOO POWERFUL.

>>8842066
I wish that Kanata had her hand back.
Tenshi isn't tenshi without her gorilla grip.

>>8842245
Granted, they're all futa

>>8842066
I wish Pekora and Miko would be friends again...

I wish for a girlfriend.

>>8842066
I wish that vtubing burns into ashes so that I may be free from this hellhole that feeds off my weak emotional state.

I wish I could marry my oshi so she can move out of her shithole country.

>>8842485
Granted. The effect is not immediate.

>>8842463
Granted.
It's Kiara

>>8842581
Why would you curse me so?

>>8842066
Hololive to end

>>8842581
This isn't a monkey paw though...

>>8842581
what's the downside, she's way above my league

>>8842769
>>8842769
Granted Niji suddenly announces 9 new gens

>>8842066
Already wished for EN 2

ITT: People who have no idea how a monkey's paw works

>>8843085
Your wish is granted, but you lose your virginity to your uncle.

>>8843085
The way these threads usually go is
>anon 1 posts wish
>anon 2 posts the unexpected drawback of the wish

>>8843085
It was a short story. People understand how it works.

>>8842066
Gen 6

>>8843408
granted, you die before their debut day

>>8842066
I wish the Terumu Koizumi threads weren't filled with incel groomers.

>>8842066
That all non Apex, Minecraft and kusoge streams any Chubba does vastly outperform their Apex, Minecraft and kusoge steams to the point they stop playing said games.

>>8842392
Where's the downside?

>>8842066
I want Holofightz to return.

>>8842950
she demands you not flush the toilet so she can fish your turds out of the water and stuff them down her pants

>>8842066
I wish all goslings will have sex

>>8842535
Granted.
She moves to Africa

>>8847338
Granted.
They all fuck each other and not their oshi

>>8847112
Granted, but OP will now stream on a weekday, forcing half of the viewerbase to become VODkeks.

>>8847112
Granted, there's a sudden influx of redditors after Haachama featured the clip from HolofightZ

>>8847112
>>8848130
>>8848192
I hate you all https://twitter.com/HoloFightZ/status/1431402307888062468?s=20

>>8848192
and once they see the things that go on in there, theyll get pissy and report the stream

>>8848192
>92

Mori's graduation.

>>8848728
Granted, but at the cost it makes your Oshi sad and she graduates too.

Kanata's graduation

>>8842066
i become my oshis gf...

>>8849601
>gf
welp, guess im a troon now.

>>8842066
Actual happiness to not only the vtubers, but to every schizo in this board

>>8842066
Hololive is an obscure indie group now. The EN branch doesn't exist.

>>8849945
Granted, you have to endure all the misery of every anon and every chuuba. You can't kill yourself or your wish cancels itself.

>>8842066
For shitty /v/ threads like these to leave and that janny did his job

>>8850235
Granted. Sachi leaves the internet

>>8850528
Granted, now you have terminal cancer and your only way to get money for the treatment is to be a literal whore

>>8842066
I want every anon to have a qt3.14 nerdy femanon gf, including me

>>8842066
I wish for my oshi to die, so I can kill myself after her in peace and then we can both stop constantly suffering just by living, I swear I love her OP!

>>8846623
Granted.
There is no drawback because even the Monkey's Paw itself is tired of that shit

I want my Oshi's roomate to find true happiness.

>>8842066
I wish "no racism outside of /b/" was enforced

>>8842963
thats not much of a monkeys paw when thats how itll be eventually regardless of hololive dieing

>>8853512
nigger

>>8850350
Dang sounds pretty bad, but bearable

>>8842066
A real gyaru vtuber

>>8853764
marine is better bc she’s a hag too

Can I wish to become Lamy?

>>8842066
Return of Mano Aloe.

>>8853512
bro thats not even vtuber related, go make a monkey paw for /qa/ or something if you wanna make that wish

>>8842203
Grantedyour soul shall be harvested by Mori fat milkies

>>8847262
I'm ok with that.

I wish for Senzawa's return but with Vshojo

>>8848192
Did she do that? I missed that one.

>>8855100
Last week I think, on her video contest stream.
The holofightz clip was fucking jokes

>>8854805
Granted, but she has to use a new model and it's silvervale-tier garbage

>>8842066
Monkey paw, prevent the sea-dwelling animals from ever stepping foot on land.

>>8843300
>>8843085
It's an OLD story and boomers need to get with the times.

>>8855316
ah, thanks. I missed that stream

>>8842066
An official Dairy branded Vtuber.

>>8854805
Granted. Now she is trans and has a 41% chance to kill herself.

>>8853998
Granted, you now menstruate once every 2 days and you need constant blood transfusions.

>>8842066
I wish for kronii to marry me and always love me

>>8856520
grantes, but while she emotionally loves you, she sates her lust with other anons from here

>>8855732
Sorry anon, Noel already exists.

>>8855844
That's probably down from her current incarnation

>>8842066
I wished that Aloe's roommates would solve all of her issues with her home life and overcome her mental issues... The monkey paw curled....

>>8842066
I wish all numbers were unavailable to the public and never leaked by management.

>>8865557
Granted, Anycolor will buy Mano Aloe rights and she'll debut in Nijisanji instead and she'll never interact with NePoLaBo again.

>>8865414
That's not what I meant you fool.

>>8842066
I wish Vtubers never existed. It's an oversaturated shit show now.

>>8867080
Granted, now you have socktubers, more obnoxious and for kids. Somehow, they're more popular than VTubers, even adults love them

>>8867289
This is exactly what I love, thank you wishgranter.

>>8865743
Granted, China now floods the market the worst of the worst of v-tubers since no one has any numbers to refute them, they lie to say they're the most popular thing ever.

I'm posting Yuzuki Roa until we can get this 13-year old demon back on streaming from her personal hiatus.

>>8866223
>Ninisanji fans immediately embrace her upon hearing her story and how much she changed
>saviorfagging off the rails
>doesn't have to work for a Black Company

>>8842406
but only as vtuber

>>8848454
ISREAL

>>8842066
I will sell my soul to Kyubey just to make this happen.

>>8870570
Granted, Indonesia takes their place

>>8842066
I wish for a stable and loving marriage to Suisei.

>>8870707
>Surround the country with a fence made entirely of bacon.
Problem solved.

>>8870707
INSHALLAH
>>8871429
Granted, you will be bound in a dungeon, tortured by suisei, for all of eternity.

>>8842066
Last time I saw this thread I wished my oshi would never appear on coco's meme review, so I'm not wishing anything this time

>>8842066
That /vt/ becomes the most respected and civil board.

>>8842066
I wish Ollie never had a Twitter account

>>8871577
>spoiler
Is that supposed to be a downside?

>>8871687
Granted, Ollie now posts multiple videos every day about the same subject matter she would tweet about. Along with her regular streams also being filled with the same insufferable shit she tweets about too.

>>8847262
Germans don't have water in their toilets

>>8842066
Non-bait threads.

>>8871577
>spoiler
But anon, that's not a downside.
>>8877958
Granted, every thread now is a ringo thread specifically made for each Vtuber.

>>8871630
Granted, every other board becomes worse than /vt/

>>8842066
Give me BIG MEATY ONI! Damn the consequences, damn it to hell!

>>8842245
They do though, don't they ? remember that whole thing about HoloEN seeing Gura naked once ?

>>8843085
Why do old people always ruin the fun

>>8882345
Granted, she'll rape you so violently that you will not enjoy it and you will live with severe trauma for the rest of your life.

Longer Nanashi Mumei streams

>>8885889
Granted, the loading screen will stay up for 2-6 hours before Mumei arrives

>>8842151
>anon gets even more powerfull in death
good job tard

>>8885889
Granted, extra hour of live bf sex every stream

>>8842485
Granted, you go back to /jp/ and get into custom dolls to fill the void

May my oshi, on her deathbed, believe herself to have been one of the luckiest people to have ever lived.

>>8886483
Granted, the crippling heroin addiction will leave her alone and destitute but that last overdose will be a hell of a ride

>>8892409
>spoiler
Worth it?

>>8842066
I want to fuck Pekoraaaaaaaaaaa

>>8842066
gimi

>>8894814
Granted, I hope he's as cute as his oshi. https://www.instagram.com/pekoraaaaa/

>>8894814
Granted, you find a very sexy rabbit in the zoo and you can't control yourself. You are under arrest now.

>>8842066
monthly mandatory cum countdown hypnosis HFO ASMR and JOI ASMR for every holo

>>8842066
your death

I want a chuuba made by Raita.

>>8842066
I want to be able to understand written and spoken moonrunes

>>8905755
Granted
it's a Holostar

>>8847339
>Africa
BUT MY OSHI IS ALREADY IN AFRICA

>>8842066
I want off this ride, I want it to end

I want Senchou to stream a Gen 3 Pokemon game

>>8842066
Holostars to reach new levels of success that would usually be considered impossible by the masses.

>>8905803
Granted.
But now you don't understand English

>>8907390
Granted, but they become part of dreams Minecraft SMP

Mori and I get married, live long and happy lives and raise happy, successful blood- related children who also live long fruitful lives.

>>8909351
Granted, but you have to spend a long, long life in the company of Calliope Mori

>>8842581
I fail to see the problem.

>>8909444
And that is a bad thing how, exactly ?

>>8907248
Granted. It's Pokemon Pinball: Ruby and Sapphire

You niggas know jack shit about how a monkey's paw works LMAO

>>8842066
All the girls to become very fat.

>>8918469
Granted, they become so fat they start eating people, you are their first victim.

>>8842066
To get a wife.

>>8886117
I get an extra hour of sex too? What's the downside?

>>8842066
to replace /ringo/ with a futa thread