/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Post my dick and ask them to rate it

>>8789156
get the names of all their boyfriends and commit the final yab

I would send a concise message to Ina telling her that I think she's cute, then log out.

>>8789156
GURA MY DOG DIED

Bonjour! I am Gevaudan, your new co-worker from HoloWorld First Generation. It is a pleasure to meet you mon ami

>>8789156
Spam this in all the channels a thousand times. https://youtu.be/jgV50XUoWQc

>>8789204
This being the first response is what I've expected. Keep up the work.

>>8789156
Tell them that they suck, and then uninstall discord.

>>8789156
Save all the pepes Ame posted there to later spam on /vt/

look for Kiara rrats

I'd be too nervous to say anything and I'd just lurk the entire time

>>8789156
30min should be more than enough to rip the whole text content, maybe even pictures.

Leave a thumbs down reaction on as many ENMA messages as I can find.

>>8789204
fpbp

>>8789156
Spam Mori's brap video

If GIVEN access intentionally, I would play it cool and just socialize with them without making it weird. I definitely would not do something like say this
>Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!
Instead I would just read the room and playfully contribute to the conversation, and when it comes time for me to go, thank them for the fun chat and wish them luck.
If I was NOT invited, I would just say "Hey I seem to be here in error. While I have the chance I'd just like to say thank you for being the people you are, I hope you're having fun and that this can be a highlight of your life while it lasts. Peace." and leave.

Do girls ever share nudes? I know Mori supposedly screenshotted a nude from Gura

>>8789704
you're cringe, anon

>>8789776
That's nice.

>>8789733
Yeah, happens all the time. Their discord is probably full of nudes.

>>8789156
post links to games I want them to play.
yes, I will type it here for the 6th time: HololiveEN please play Chicory...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1123450/Chicory_A_Colorful_Tale/

>>8789156
Trade dick pics for nudes

I probably wouldn't even notice.

>>8789704
You know what website this is, right?

>>8789733
>I know Mori supposedly screenshotted a nude from Gura
and where or who, pray tell, did you hear this from?

Post the kawaiope pasta

>>8789956
he's probably talking about that story about how Gura's model was "naked" and didn't loud in the hoodie or something that Ame told

>>8789156
"@WatsonAmelia what do your gluten farts smell like"

>>8789204
>Post my dick and ask them to rate it

>>8789948
Yes

>>8789956
There was a Zoom call and Gura's roommate passed naked by the camera as the meeting was about to start. Everyone talked about it and Mori said she screenshotted and even printed it during her chat stream

>>8789156
find way to download all entire chatlogs..... that is for later to get all dox info etc after 30 minutes (i beat OP conundrum!!!)
then i just spent the 30 min i try desprately to talk to guwa or ame to say hello and my oshi is haachama and i want more collab with haachama!!!
and then if i have time left i speak to kiara and mori and ina saying same thing

and then still some time?? i just scream loud on the voice chats
and then say ban me ban me ban me right before they do, so it look like i just win against mods!!

>>8789156
Run discord archiver on it, obviously. If I have some extra time after that I would probably post things_cover_should_do.txt in their general.

>>8789156
Remind them that Coco died so they could live.

>>8790088
Then why did you answer that?

>>8789156
Screenshot everything, then send Kronii a pic of my clock.

>>8790238
>and then say ban me ban me ban me right before they do, so it look like i just win against mods!!
absolutely based haachama

>>8789694
Lmaaoooooo

>>8789156
Ask the girls for their entire hentai folders
I want to see what they masturbate to

Archive absolutely everything in there
Attempt to strike up a conversation
in that order

Post the entire bee movie script and ask for a job

>>8789156
I lurk moar

>>8789156
Download the discord sex recordings

I would tell them about all the security risks they are taking by using discord and explain them the difference between centralized and federated messaging platforms. Since hololive isn't a massive group an Matrix instance would be perfect since it would also allow them to use bridges to talk to discord using plebs.
Since I don't expect them to set it all up on their own I'd make a PowerPoint presentation they could use to convince Yahoo to abandon Discord and finally cut all ties with China.

>>8790536
Why did I answer the question? Because I felt like it.
Why did I give the answer that I gave? Because I felt like it.

>>8791201
Based newfag.

>>8790400
No, Coco became a titty streamer for money. There's a difference.

>>8791498
If you say so

>>8791201
>Why did I give the answer that I gave? Because I felt like it.
I can respect that, based

>>8791504
In the industry we call this a "Reverse Ame".

>>8789733
Yes

>>8791201
I kneel to newfriend, hope he acclimates well

>>8791504
Coco has been inactive since her graduation, retard. You're talking about something else.

>>8789156
>You get 30 minutes access to the Hololive EN discord group. What do you do?

>>8791970
you can't be serious. Anons were posting about her ass here recently

Have no idea what to do because I am a boomer and still have no idea how discord works or what it exactly is.

>>8789156
Ask for polka's discord tag and pay someone to ghostwrite me a love letter in japanese, with something to the effect of "I know I know so little about you, but I want to know more about you as we live life to the fullest. To overcome our lowest lows, to revel in our highest highs, and to spend every waking moment with someone who makes me smile" or something cheesy yet sincere
That or just ask ame or goombers to do a george strait cover

>>8792121
based

>>8791970
anon...

>>8792140
>>8792651
Retards...

voice chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82N3iOVoR54

>>8792782
sorry I don't seperate chuuba and roommate because I'm a schizo

>>8789156
spam rape doujin of them and nigger then archive all their logs and all their information then upload them everywhere all while streaming it

>>8791970
What the fuck has she been doing? She dropped that big graduations stream and just fell off the face of the earth. No schedules, no updates on Twitter, nothing. I'm STILL waiting for her to read my superchat!

>>8789156
Post really weird porn and leave

>>8793020
>Say nigger in hololive discord
>ame replies "based"

>>8790924
damn, what kind of a faggot anon gets in the server and doesn't even host discord logs
what a useless cunt

>>8789156
spam fan art of ina and call her cute

impersonate omega and sexually harass them

>>8789156
Immediately look for Mori’s nudes. I’d pay a million dollars to see those big fat honkers.

>>8789704
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

>>8790097
stream? timestamp?

>>8789156
Spam Kronii with sexual fanfics from the general, mass ping her SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8794068
ignore, >>8790023 is the real. they were testing their live2ds before debut and gura's loaded in without clothes

>>8789156
confess my love to ame even though she wouldnt really care

>>8789156
Say 'hi', maybe give some words of encouragement, maybe suggest some games if they're interested. I'm kind of boring.

>>8789156
Pepeloni Post and then leave immediately

>>8789156
spam Kiara is a huge bitch over and over again

>>8794344
Based and pepeloni

>>8789257
>I would send a concise message to Ina telling her that
I want to smell her asshole and memorize every fold in her anus.

>>8789156
make a webhook of course

>>8792791
I'm pretty sure all of them, especially Ame, knows about lolicatgirls.

>>8794213
yeah I was incredulous given how nebulous supposed source was. I knew about the "naked" gura live2d incident but I never heard a fucking whisper of this supposed real naked gura incident

tell ina to stream a g-saviour watchalong

>>8789257
pretty based. would do the same but to ina

call Sana a fucking nigger under the Mori profile

>>8789156
ctrl-f pantys

>>8789156
Ask for the invite to the jp and id servers

Ping everyone for 30 mins

>>8794068
how fucking new? it was near to their debut, Ame was still using her first backdrop, I forgot which stream t was from Mori. both were clipped.

>>8789156
Download every single convo they ever hand, compile it into a mega and release it for the anons here to read and analyze

>>8789156
>This afternoon, a [man/woman] going by the name [Anon] was arrested after [he/she] flashed [his/her] genitalia to a Japanese CEO. Here is that CEO's response
Yagoo: Hello. The security leak regarding the aforementioned crime has been since sealed. As far as we can tell, [Anon] randomly gained access to our company discord. Thankfully, instead of harassing our talents, [he/she] vigorously sought out my name and personal information. As to why, I do not know.
>"Is there any personal comment you would like to add?"
Yagoo: I am left emotionally wounded after that day's events. As such, I am stepping down and focusing in on my family life. In my place Kiryu Coco will take my position.

And that boys, is how I bring around the greatest heelturn of the century.

>>8789156
Search and archive all conversations pertaining to Coco and Aloe graduation.

>>8816212
Those would be interesting to read

>>8789156
Sneedpost

>>8816212
But the EN group wouldn't have anything about Aloe I if I guessed.
Coco would be there but would Coco really talk to EN about it?
Or would it be more the EN group talking about their feelings about Coco graduating?

>>8816335
Is it confirmed that EN has a seperate discord from JP? I assumed they would all just be in one.

>>8816365
Not sure but I'm just working off the assumption of the OP which implies it's just the EN on that discord.

>>8816385
Probably for security and safety concerns, it's probably split up like;

1: Main Company Discord where you can't post anything but can access calls or read meetings and shit. More of your standard company intranet than anything else.
2: Your Branch Discord. HoloEN /HoloJP /HoloID. All separate. All these are more for that branches meetings and supervision. Also a place for the generations to talk lightly and hold collars with senpais.
2: Your Gen Discord. HoloEN1 have their own chatting place. HoloEN2 have a separate room. These are basically glorified group hangouts that the girls probably use for whatever.

Given how much holo takes a cut from the girls, I can see them easily supporting the costs of having this. One red suppachatta a month probably pays for a single discord server.

>>8792121
>kick that nigger bitch off the plane!

>>8793502
Would you really? I mean it, anon, if you could pay a million bucks for her to snap a photo of her tits, would you really do it? I fucking doubt it. I don't think you even have that much money.

>>8816577
Here's a better question. Would Cali snap a picture of her tits for 1 million? And explain why the answer is yes.

>>8816335
EN1 debuted less than a month after JP5. It's very likely Aloe's situation came up amidst worries that something similar could happen to them.

>>8789156
Perform Stairway to Heaven and post pepeloni and bayeux tapestry, specifically the one with the dead hound

>>8816688
OH I COULD USE MY FAKE AME RIG HERE RIGHT? OH That would be hilarious.

>>8816776
bro what

>>8816814
I posted this in an earlier thread. Here ya go Anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/neppfv.mp4

>>8816533
discord servers are free and if they have any sense theyll have servers of every permutation of groups possible

official gen discord + one w/o managers etc where they can do real talk most importantly

>>8789704
>eat the eggs

Nothing at all. Wouldn't even open it. Actors need privacy from the audience somewhere.

>>8816776
Do it Emanuel

>>8816577
Calli wrote this post.

>>8816901
not enough wiggerisms to be mori

I would comission an artist to make me a PFP of a vtuber-style anime girl
Choose a greek goddess name and pretend to be a part of the new gen and try to gaslight them into believing there was supposed to be a sixth member but they axed it, but then added me because reasons (nepotism?) and I'm debuting tomorrow
Also say I'm related to yagoo so they wouldn't risk banning me or something
I'd try to fuck with their heads

I wonder now, are Discord admins able to view the contents of any server they want?

>>8816871
They're free. But to have a decent sound for streaming as well as for official collabs, that cost money. Could they negogiate with Microsoft for a discount? probably. But whatever.

The thing is, having a fuckton of servers just leads to bad times. Also, that increases cost per the first comment. And this is japan and their programs are retarded. I doubt there's a discord w/o the managers unless the talents made it themselves. They're control freaks.

>>8816956
yes
stop using proprietary garbage

>>8816626
I mean, it's a million bucks. A single picture is nothing. And it's not like you can prove it's her boobs, anyway.

>>8816995
There's only one solution then. Titty time.

>>8792339
It's just a chat service though with more bells and whistles.

>>8789156
Banepost relentlessly for 30 uninterrupted minutes

>>8817464
You think they don't do that already?

>>8817556
>Cali doesn't understand
>Kiara joins in because MEMEMEMMEME
>Ina, Ame, Gura are probably the only ones who do but;
>Ina is way into character
>Ame is neutral
>Gura is a little gremlin and plays along by posting pepes.

Spam gosling images nonstop.

Type a message saying "Hello World :-)", then I leave the server

>>8789204
Literally came here to post this.

>>8789156
Search "fart" and archive everything that shows up.

Ina you're boring, people use you to fall asleep.
Calli your music sucks and you're cringe.
Ame, you suck at games.
Gura, you only have numbers because of UOOOOOH design and the company you're with.
Kiara you're based.
>leave discord

>>8816626
>And explain why the answer is yes.
She's a woman.

>>8789156
[x] genuflect

Archive everything

>>8820009
only correct answer
then blackmail jenma not to releast the yabs

>>8789156
Archive everything. Shitpost about it endlessly. Drip feed the evidence to /vt/ when it strikes my fancy.

I post /vt/ rrats then observe them ridicule it

>>8789211
Bro don't doxx me

>>8789156
Type "Gura cute" and leave.

>>8789211
>boyfriends
What are you talking about? They don't have any.

Ask ina who would win in a fight, me or a monkey

Search the words, nigga, nigger, fag, faggot, sex, bf, boyfriend, dick, cock, penis, vagina, vag, pussy, tits, boobs and try to save as many screens as possible

>>8789156
post as many of my watamelons as I can fit into that 30 minute window

>>8789204
fbpb i came here to say this

Fire up my live2d and stream the most autistic game known to man with screen share.
I will not elaborate on anything.
I will not explain myself, my motives, or who I am.
And when the 30 minutes are up, I leave and they will forever wonder what the fuck happened, it will haunt them to their graves.

>>8789204
Fpbp.

>>8829227
>fucking space spreadsheet game

kinda based

>>8789156
send Kiara a schizo rant

>>8789156
Bully Mori out of the group.

>>8829227
>Aurora 4x
Absolutely fucking based.

Spam the entire server full of lolis and then once my time is up report it to Discord.

>>8789156
Get the gang back together, then work in tandem to archive and document everything for shitposting material later on.

Search for any 4chan links and see what they are talking about us. If there are no mentions, I'll tell Mori about the deadbrap incident and see what her reaction is.

>>8789156
- downlod all pics. i want to see kiara in her uniform she wore during lasagna stream.
- find all references to /vt/ threads.
we know they share rrat images from here on the discord server (ollie has reine rrats image saved from server, as seen in yabai where you can see her save folder).