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>>8778751they can collectively lick the sweat off my balls and gurgle it like the faggots they are
I love Ina!
Pete please help her
KRONIIIIIIIIII IS INBASED
I love Kronii
(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
>head empty>brain empty
Who is this again?
wassup
I would feel incredibly embarrased as an entyertainer if all I could do in one stream was to dig a hole...MUMEI HATE
HOWOne of you faggots must knowHow, how do you find an autistic gf like thisI have never seen a chick this cute and retarded in my life
KIARA LOVE
>Kronii has accepted the Among Us collab that Kiara is organizing
How big do you think Pete is?
WATCH MUMEI
66 minutes soon, maybe we'll be free
Ina Ina Ina
Look at it!
suggee
>>8778875EN aqua
She's kind of right though. What is she supposed to do here?
Pete just let her go get launch or something
KRONII IS IN. AMONGUS CONFIRMED
>>8778852Wrong representation because Iofi isn't in the last place
I CAN SAVE HER
this girl actually has a negative IQ huh?
>Everyone was so entranced by Mumei's retardation they forgot about the images
GODDAMMIT WOMAN YOU'RE ON TREADMILLS WHY ARE YOU POSITIONED THE WAY YOU ARE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY NO BGM??? AHHHH
>>8778893I ALREADY AM
What the fuck is this stream?
don understan
rrat
>>8778875a cheater
>>8778888We won't see it for a while then, huh
Mumei Nanashi might be the single most intelligent hololive girl out there. Botan? Kanata? Gura? Don't make me laugh.This girl is Lex Luthor, Palpatine and Light Yagami combined.
>18k people are watching an anime girl digging a hole
You cant deny that making fun of her is pretty entertaining. Her being retarded is pretty fun
Finally, a second hole!
>>8778884>I would feel incredibly embarrased as an entyertainer if all I could do in one stream was to dig a hole...
Just dig out the entire cordoned off area. How is this confusing?????
Why do I want to open my wallet to her?
>>8778884Friend...
I FORGOR
Does this look like genius actress lying to her audience?
MEIMEI A CUTE!
Kronii is sus
Save... I have to save...
Use the damn images next time.
>>8778883You have to find a 2view of similar quality and groom her. These people never leave their house so you won't find them outside
How hard is it to dig a fucking hole? A literal child can do it with a plastic shovel and she has literal construction equipment for the job
Wowee, another breakout stream from the great Mumei herself! Can't wait for the next stream!
Why would you even want to breed this girl? Aren't you afraid of your kids being retarded?
>>8778916i'd try clicking that question mark in the upper left
The 2hus...
Matsuri is cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IvbRsntWyo
the holoEN discord server link.....give it to me....
>>8778883I knew one but she was a little less cheery and she was kind of annoying instead of endearing
This will definitely not overlap Fauna’s stream
>>8778939I watched my oshi silently vacuum sand for 20 minutes, I can do the same with the new girl
>>8778883You don't they never go outside and don't socialize. Best bet is discord chats
TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG
1 hour in already, and all she did is a single hole in the ground...
I j*** g** h***.What the fuck am I watching?
Live now>Watame reading superchathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-bCv-v8mE>Mumei Construction Simulator 2015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlILive in one hour>Fubuki Undertale Genocide speedrunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XA2IrY9egA>Ame Frog Detectivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lebB0-8IWtA>Ceres ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le9AAt8B5GcLive in three hours>Baelz talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SVbcfcN8oo
>>8778875EN Ayameno, not because of shitty reasons, she actually has a similar energy
>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uykz_Q3-Kq4&ab_channel=NinomaeIna%27nisCh.hololive-EN
>>8778910Cute
>IrYS trap rant cut out of the VODHoly shit, did Cover finally finish translating all the angry tweets?
/hlg/ is making fun of us and doxxing owl.....not like this owlbros...
> She forgot
>>8778930A 1m youtuber pretending to be retarded or a 2view who actually is retarded.
>>8778972The Pomus
KIARA MY WISDOM TEETH ARE FUCKING GONE AND I CANT FEEL MY JAW LETS GOPOOOOOOOOOOOOHows the mumei stream so far?is she cute?anything new learned?
>>8778939Hey I remember this episode!
Kiara is for _ _ _ _ _ _ _
PETE!PLEASE PUT A STOP TO THIS!
>>8778875a big dumbass
>>8778915>>8778888I thought they had a collab ban for a month?
>>8778969retarded amd cute
>>8779006Woah. finally Fine art.
Who's Pete?
>>8778996?
>>8778927I forgor
Does she not see the lines on the ground? She just has to finish the hole, doesn't she?
is that white noise in the background the game or her microphone settings? she sounds far away from the mic too, with the keyboard noises
I feel like Gura definitely was sitting back laughing at how retarded the Owl is with her audio.
>>8778937It'll be September before you even realize it desu
>>8778884Fubuki is a hour away and you're going to say bad things about her? You have no heart
Why doesn't she just kill pete with the digger?
>>8778999>>8779016
>>8779010She is unbelievably stupid, and unbelievably cute
bird brain
Hololive globuli
>>8778939
>>8778852This image offends me, my oshi did a lot better than that, Ina and Irys aren't the only ones good at Mario Kart goddamnit
>>8778888Do an earlier stream instead of waiting for people to invite you to collabs Kronii, please!
gWAHk
>>8778998>doxxing
>>8779010Retarded, literallyIf this is the girl with 1 million subs, then I don't know what's real anymore
>>8779006Beautiful
A perfect BGM for this stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw2l32rR-ko
>>8778999oh nyo posters come...
I want to preface this by saying that I already was a fan of Sana but the more time goes on the more and more i'm liking her, there's something about that strayan accent that's worming it's way inside my brain and the way she says certain words is entrancing me
>>8778988Also because she's a whore
It's simple, we murder the PETE
>>8779028she fast forwarded time dumbass???? do you not read the lore???
>>8779067>>8779069voidmind
>>8778977Same, anon
Kiara had the fucking plague
>>8778955ADORABLY!
Has anyone noticed literal 10 iq posts cropping up in the threads recently? I'm talking braindead shit like >>8778548, which has absolutely no relation to the streams or any sort of ongoing discussion. I swear it always happens around the same times, too.
just tuned in. what did I miss?
>>8778996
>>8779014marriage
Do you think in an hour we'll have a nice hole done?
>>8778930Cute.
>>8778984How the fuck did they pick her?I'm starting to think competition was not that fierce. I really hope she is shitposting in some way and drop the act soon.
>>8779049no, she finished digging and they offered to let her practice more and she decided to practice more. she doesnt know how to quit the extra practicing
ONE HOUR
Our daughter is so cute lads
Gooruh put up the stream reservation or tell us it's cancelled
>i couldn't breathe anymore and i kept throwing up did you have it beforekiar...
>>8779067>>8779069s-sugoi...
I fucking love this retarded owl
PEET RUN
>>8778999>>8779016Gura being a supportive senpai is both a little surprising, considering her social anxiety, and extremely heartwarming
>>8779010Anon, do you like literal vegetables trying to dig a hole? Then tune in, you'll love the stream
>>8778989Ame already said that game is reserved for Gura's off-collab
>>8779102She dug a hole.
PETE NIGERUNDAYO
>>8779028This is how Kiara wants to celebrate the end of the ban.
Kiar...
>>8778999>>8779060>hey gura, the retard owl is sabotaging herself, go and talk in the chat>ok manager!
>>8778622not japanese
owl is just like me bros
Why germans makes these games?
>>8779014luvin
>>8779087I didn't like Sana's model until she debuted and now she's the only one I'm certain of getting membership for.
>>8778959Im still fucking range banned for whatever reason
I apologize for ever saying Ina was boring. Now I know what true boring is.
PETE WATCH OUT
NO MEI DON'T DO IT
>>8779125Not me.
>>8779108She's so fucking cute. i'm loving this.
THIS IS HOW CIVILIZATION BEGAN /VT/ A SINGLE HOLE IN THE GROUND THAT TOOK TWO HOURS TO DIG
It's a strange experience hearing a holo calling your real name over and over.
I wish my name was peter and not anon.
>>8778910>pretty much silent and confused the whole time>does one minor thing right>"LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK"i now unironically 100% believe that she has real irl in real life actual autism in the non joke way
>>8778999>>8779016oh nyooo~
>>8778943>>8778946This does not compare to the void stream. Fubuki did that on purpose, Owl didn't.
Can't wait for the bird brain and shark brain collab
>>8779114WHAT THE FUCK
Owl wold definitely try to prank her overseer by dumping a ton of dirt over his head, killing him in the process..
>>8778998Their loss kek
SHE'S GONNA KILL PETE
>1 hour passedOk wrap it up bird
ime aboot to fart
>>8779108This is great though
I've been watching owl and chicken at the same time so I've been hearing Kiara's BGM over the gameplay. How much more fucking surreal has it been to watch with no BGM for the ones that are watching just her?
kronicar
>>8779006oh god, 2D animu on 3D artahhhhh brain horts
>>8778955CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
dubs and owl never gets a new keyboard
>tfw my name is Peter
Where's Gura?
Keep in mind that this girl beat out thousands of other girls during auditions.I wonder what Cover saw in her that made them think "this is the one"
>>8778915I hope Omega joins in
>>8779120She's probably gonna stream since she showed up in chat. Normally she disappears if she's not streaming.
>>8779125Body literally designed for guro skull fuck
>>8779028At the end of the collab ban
>>8778998oh nyoooo
>>8779156I'm probably going to get membership for sana and kronii to go along with my ame and gura membership
>>8779108Poor girl sounds like she's about to have an anxiety attack anytime.Give her some time, anon.
How the FUCK is Kiara still alive?!
Who is she again?
Imagine her first Minecraft stream
STANDING HERE
>>8779174>>8779176What's happening here?
Her viewer retention is surprising.
>>8778884>He missed VOID
>>8779202comfy long stretches of the sounds of heavy machinery
>>8779214she cute
>month before the coof, Kiara was very sick with a terrible coughBasically, Kiara had the coof and she doesn't realize.
>>8779214God imagine being another of the auditioned girls, I'd be fucking seething.
I'm drunker than ever and this js literallt the greatest stream I've everwatxhed.
>>8779174PETER YOU SHIT EATER WHY WONT YOU TALK TO HER?
>>8779173kek
TICK TOCK
Imagine being a fucking bird
>>8779202I'm losing braincells and I'm cracking up
>>8779006Quality
>>8779213>>8779174We have Germans among us
>>8779014Headpats
>Kiara got a horrific cough one month before chink fluIt might have been chink flu actually, a friend of mine got it in december and it damn near killed him.
I could save this owl. I could take her in, provide for her. Cook for her, wash her clothes, dress her properly, make sure she brushes her teeth and all. Put bandaids on the many scratches she no doubt gets every day just by existing.
>>8779202it's honestly kinda jarring
>>8778885SSSEEEXXX
Has Pete already become Mumei's Vergil?
>>8778939Watzoo?
>>8725408https://files.catbox.moe/597kkn.pngI was doing my archive reps and saw some complaints regarding Kronii's pubic hair.
>>8779214Voice. Cute. That's unironically all she needs.
>>8779230THE PRIDE OF RETARDS
>>8779014saviorfagging (with this story especially)...
>>8779100Probably doxcord or some shit thinking they're doing an epic troll
PETE JUST GOT SHOWERED IN DIRT
>>8779215Suck my dick.
DO IT MUMEI!IT'S KILLDOZER TIME
>>8779230It's literally in the pic, retard
>>8779006amazing
>>8779230Suzy would not wear a whore's clothes
>>8779213be careful what you wish for parker
>>8779204KRUNNY!
>>8779248no....
well, that was anti-climactic.
>>8778868i love ina too
Cant we just toss her in hole and call it day?
>>8779202It's kino
>>8779214Did her printer impression for 40 minutes then forgot what she was there for and left the call.
Kiara saving her healing items IRL...
>the way she smugly looks at chatSHE'S SO CUTE FUUUUUUUUUCK I'M SORRY AME I HAVE A NEW OSHI
>not even done digging>thinks she's doneWhy is the owl like this...
>>8779273Disgusting
>>8779234I REALIZE
>>8779258I always wondered about that, I had an awful cough in November before the whole mess began.
>>8779202I think I might be retarded now, also>the sound of her fucking bluesWhy?
I love both Kiara and Mumei.I love birds and I love idiots.
>>8779239>>8779184
Is Mumei... you know... retarded?
>>8779214Maybe she's a voice pack VA or something, I think there's a community for that in the west
>>8779300I'll throw you in the hole instead, how about that?
JRPGs mind broke Kiara....
what the fuck is she doing?
>Kiara compares never using her inhaler to hoarding healing items in JRPGsI love this bird
>>8779305t. deadbeat
>>8779120Gura put up Rimworld reservation at around 6:30 EST so there’s still time
>>8779014Everything.
At this point I am thoroughly convinced that Cover hires the most retarded girls they can find so they would have an easier time scamming them out of their money.
has she actually got anything done?
On one hand I want this stream to end to finish this sufferingBut if she finishes the stream this quickly she's gonna get shitposted for barely streamingLose lose situation here
What is she doing in those moments of silence ? Loading ? Reading chat?
>several straight minutes of pure dead air
This is an impressive stream
This is modern artIf she's pretending she's an artist
>>8779320doing?
Please don't dare to compare FBK's Void with this
PETE?
Pete?
>>8779174Imagine being a Jason and a chumbud.
>>8779320I dont even know anymore
>>8779014SEX
>>8779230ok now THIS fucks
she went like ten seconds without saying a word what the fuck this is awful
>>8779296Step off you korean cunt
Petechads fucking winning
>>8779320her best
You told me to hold my owlcoin bros...When's her musedash...When's her superliminal...
>>8779291
peter...
>>8779226I do hope she gets better, don't get me wrong. Until then I don't get how the design alone and her voice carry the stream.
>>8779273Disgustingly based
>>8779303I hope she does realize she isn't actually a phoenix
DO U
>>8779071Well yea some of us were watching the JPs prior to that
>>8779348You're right, this is better
when she glances at chat she looks so much like tree rrat I HATE IT
>>8779273Regardless of pubes based for posting it
I guess since she continued digging it kicked her out of tutorial mode?
>>8779306She already got the prompt but choose to continue digging, now the game is not giving her the prompt again
>>8779345Pete?
I'm falling in love with this retardfuck
>Calli, can you turn off that monkey music?Now that the dust has settled, what exactly did Gura mean by this?
So we can all agree that Kiara probably had Covid, yeah? Already had breathing problems that got 10x worse when she got sick with something a month before the actual boom.
>>8778999
>>8779312>barely streams>stills gets good numbers>schizos hate her
All I know about Mumei so far is that she's retarded.
>>8779354It's to punctuate the joke, don't you watch RLM?
i can't explain it but this is the best stream i've watched in a while
the lack of music is really just bringing it all together
This is basically the make-or-break stream for Mumei.Will you support her from now on?
>>8779333aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>8779347Yeah I was thinking the same. If she's really just acting then ok, fair enough, she's doing it so well she deserves it.
>>8779334Thats what most gyms do.
>>8779320her best!
>man in background
>>8779385Kek
Owl please, it's a German autism simulator. You don't leave until the job is done to 110%.
She's reading chat and still doesn't get it
Pete .....
>>8779319Pass me a shovel while you're at it and see THE FUCKING HOLE GET FINISHED
>>8779361TRUST THE PLAN, SADCAT
The amount of dead air rivals Artemis's streams which is both sad and impressive
>>8779367gura gura guraaaa...
>>8779320yes
Imagine if it were someone from EN1 doing this
>>8779202Keyboard clacking and nervous cute girl /10
Now this is the retard kino I watch Hololive for, I love this girl already
>>8779273saved
>>8779413>make-or-break>first weekI will no matter what
People actually thought this girl would be playing their autistic map painting simulators week in week out, let that sink in.
>>8779248Did she finally left Kiara behind?
>>8779338reloading brain
>>8779312You are so wrong it hurts.
She's going to cry after this stream bros....
>>8779413No. Not only does she stream in similar hours as Ina, I also haven't really cared for any of her streams so far.
>>8779361TRUST THE PLAN
>>8779413I will protect my owl daughter with everything I have
>>8779411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPMqoPkdtuEUse this BGM
I used to always buy these Simulator games because I wasn't patient enough to save up for actual games. Some of these games were pretty cryptic/hard for me as a kid (especially the boat simulators), so seeing the owl struggle is pretty nostalgic for meEULE LIEBE
>>8779354>she went like ten seconds without saying a word what the fuck this is awfulKiara SEETHING
>>8779437Oh god
Guys why are you making fun of Civilizations intellect? I don't understand what made you guys think she's not smart.
>>8779361Shes a long term investment anon
PETE CONSTRUCTION WORKER MANGERI BEG YOU
This is the shittiest stream I've watched in a while
>>8779348True. FBK would be sad at people comparing a Holo to another.
just adding to the pile that /hlgg/ doesn't care about any of the girls, only the brand
>>8779006based
If only some of you bait biting bastards were as based as Pete
>>8779273Ruined
>>8779310Its possible, I remember getting real sick around that time to.
>>8779413Support her? This stream might have just made me into a day 1 member.
>>8779411Fucking this, sometimes it's just pure... silence.This is gold.
>>8779445i have not given up hope yet
>>8779371What the fuck are you on about?
>>8779408This is all it takes? Keyboard clicks and silence to make a great stream
>>8779440Gura vacuumed sand in Luigi's Mansion 3 for about 20 minutes in full silence.
>>8779393Who knows. I had a similar thing happen to me but that was 2 years before the coof.
>>8779438gura was bad but not this bad
Is it just me or Mumei stopped talking?
>>8779396I honestly have no idea, Mori has never mentioned listening to different music than what she plays onstream and often even hums along.
>>8778884>I would feel incredibly embarrased as an entyertainer (sic) if all I could do in one stream was to build a door...>GURA HATE
>>8779413Didn't support her before, won't support her now. Have no interest in anyone from Council.
>>8779248migo's rank...
>tfw my name is not Pete or Simonbros...
PetePetePetePete
This is just a bad stream and not it a "so bad it's good" way
>>8779440How new?
>>8779371>he doesn't know
>these retards going AVGN style "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING" about why Hololive hired a retard for their companyYOU FAGGOTS MUST BE NEWYOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTANDTHIS IS THE FOUNDATION HOLOLIVE WAS BUILT ON: RETARDS BEING CUTETHE MOST RETARDED ARE THE STRONGEST CHUUBAS
Chess stream with Aqua an Mumei when?
PETE HATE
I fell asleep
MUMEI?!
>>8779449>Did she finally leave Kiara behind?ftfy
>>8779499She doesn't know what to do anymore, someone has to save her
>>8779214Only a woman would make this post. Mumei is pure gold.
>>8779413I will support her in the sense that I support all Holos but her streams have been very boring for me. She is cute though
Pete? Pete? Pete?Sir? Sir? Sir?
>>8779338maybe her phone is there and she's getting a fuckton of tips from the other girls
Anyone think she's faking these debuffs due to how popular Holomyth got for being so fucking scuff on how to stream at first? Maybe management told her to act this retarded on purpose to capture the same magic?
>Kiara is actually gonna tell a doctor about her problems on tuesdayLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mumei please..
>>8779014ryona
>it was a woman doctor thingylol Kiara just say OBGYN
She is dumber than an actual fucking owl... I love her so much
>>8779462Kiara could learn a thing or two from this bird.
What would happen if agua and mumei collabed?
>>8779413i'm not watching someone just because their avatar is cute and because they're employed by Company
>>8779232Maybe she is a MC autistic like Moona
What the fuck is she actually supposed to do here?
>>8779351>niggas named danteShe once chased a David for like half an hour and I wanted to kill my brother the whole time.
>>8779519Never
>>8779413day 1 membership, baby!
This slowed down to a crawl
>a retarded girl digging a hole THIS is the true hololive experience
This fucking retarded birdWhat stream am I talking about right now?
Why doesnt she have a BGM on yet....
I AM STILL NOT GIVING UP HOPE FOR ROLLER COASTER TYCOON TWO!!!!!
Sana cute!
Tweet Peet
wtf is wrong with austalia? i can just get an appointment by clicking a button in the internet
Honestly this was what I was afraid of back when /vt/ said there's a chance the whale girl was getting in. She has always been kinda boring...
So does Mumei attract savior fags? Almost all of the other HoloEN members from her gen and first gen has made a statement about protecting her and what not. Are all her fans also savior fags?
>>8779492And it was one of her greatest streams.
>>8779552The retard trinity wouldn't be complete until Gura was there
can't she just change the game at this point?
>>8779543Idols don't have vaginas
Is dead air some forced meme you guys are trying to make? Do you need someone constantly talking? This isn’t radio.
>>8779542wut
>>8779542there's no way this is a real post that kiara made.
>>8779538HOLY SHIT NOW PLEASE CONVINCE GURA TO DO THAT KIARA YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm
>>8779417honestly i kinda HOPE this is an act and we get a more bubbly, conversational and upbeat mumei down the line, with a development that feels natural and earned (despite being an act of course)
She's trying to use Pete as this stream's gimmick, but it sadly isn't working.
>I'm seriously going to watch an owl girl dig a fucking hole for hours
Does Austria have the worst doctors in the world?
NEXT WEEK OWL SCHEDULE>mondayFactorio>tuesdaySpaceChem>wednesdayTalos Principle>thursdayDark Souls SL1 speedrun>fridayBroken Sword series marathon>saturdayKerbal Space Program>SundayASMR sex collab with Mel
>Gura likes Aqua>Gura likes MumeiI'm starting to see a pattern here...
who in the goddamn fuck uses blue switches????is this supposed to be part of the experience???
PETER PARKER IS SPIDER-MAN
>>8779333She pulled my heartstring
>>8779310After the coof hysteria started. Many reported that they were unusually sick late 2019.There's a very good chance Kiara had the coof.
Is this unironically why women make up less than 1% of construction jobs?
>>8779552I accept only if it's a Lego off-collab.
STOP SAYING DEAD AIR WHEN A HOLO STOPS TALKING FOR A LITTLE BIT. IT PHYSICALLY CAN NOT BE DEAD AIR, DEAD AIR ONLY MAKES SENSE TO BE CALLED THAT ON RAIDO SINCE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. THERES IS STILL VISUAL ACTIVITY SO UNLESS THE STREAM CUT OUT COMPLELTY THERE CAN'T BE DEAD AIR YOU MOUTH BREATHING MORONS
So what actually the issue? She just needs to dig the rest in the marked area, right?
>woman's doctor thingydoes she mean a female doctor or a doctor for... you know..
what the fuck is she even doing....
SHE DID IT
>>8779571It really is, reminds me of when the Holos are forced to play a game and they just do fuck all
wtf is wrong with austrian healthcare? get your shit together, jesus...
GO PETE GO
>>8779591Permissions, please andastand
>>8779542God, that's hot
SHE DONE IT
>>8779552Aqua would actually have to activate her brain for once, which is a good thing. Maybe they SHOULD collab
>mumeiIS SHE NERVOUSDIDN'T SHE SAY SHE LIKE LEARNING THINGSWHY ISN'T SHE SEARCHING ABOUT HOW TO START A CONSTRUCTION FUNDATIONS N' SHIT
>>8779471>anon pretending the majority of the thread is as stupid as himPeople are fucking losing their shit so far is what I'm seeing, with a few retards going all Victorian era>"harumff, the gall, how dare she"about it
She did it!
>>8779557Dig a hole
Owl...
SHE DID IT?
SHE DID ITFIRST TRY
>youre learning quickly
SHE GOT THE PROMTDOUBTERS BTFO
MY DAUGHTERWIFE DID ITIM SO PROUD
>>8779255sus
>>8779571IT'S THE FIRST EN GEN1 MINECRAFT COLLAB ALL OVER AGAIN
SHE DID IT!
Pete has forsaken us
>You're learning quickly
>SHE FINISHED DIGGINGSHE FINISHED DIGGING>SHE FINISHED DIGGINGSHE FINISHED DIGGING>SHE FINISHED DIGGINGSHE FINISHED DIGGING>SHE FINISHED DIGGINGSHE FINISHED DIGGING>SHE FINISHED DIGGINGSHE FINISHED DIGGINGLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8778884I would be proud of myself for making something so boring entertaining
>>8779633she talks about pussy doctor
>>8779597Sorry I like to stay awake during the stream
>>8779633doctor for... you know.
>>8779499She doesn't know what to do. She needs Pete to hold her hand.
>>8779255There are Germans in our midst*Fuck off.
PETE FINALLY RELEASED US
>You have been watching a girl fail to get her audio working, then fail to dig a hole for an hour
>YOU'RE LEARNING QUICKLY
>>8779598It's absolutely real. MK tournament pre-chat.
>>8779552Retard singularity
>>8779600>doctor does the "damn bitch you live like this" meme to gura
>>8779214I dont know but goddamnit did they choose right
mumei...
Absolute cringekino, I love it.
She's probably laughing at you losers since you can't prove its her.Theres no evidence and even if she is her, she's an oscar winning actress.So basically, you're fucked either way doxxfags. Better luck next time, she won, you lost
HOPE
>>8779597It's just all the KFP out of their den
holy fuck she's impressively retarded
oh no
>>8779616They're excellent to type on, you just obviously shouldn't use them if you're going to be on a microphone or in earshot of anyone else you don't want to drive insane
>>8779393someone tell her to either vape for a bit or smoke a pack of cigarettes. nicotine will kill whatever remaining spike protein there is in her blood.
SHE... DID IT...?
>>8779633The second one.
>>8779413NEVERNOT EVEN FUCKING LUNA IS THIS MUCH OF A RETARDTHIS IS THE WORST HOLOLIVE STREAM I'VE EVER SEEN
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE
BEST GAMER OF EN COMING THROUGH
>>8779492That was intentional and zen, not made out of nerves and accidental dead air
>>8779542
so what DID it say? I also missed it
>>8779413No. I only have so much timeHer genmates are leagues better
>PETE YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH HOPE
Kiara is finally going to see a doctor... thank God
>that gargling soundOk, i see the appeal of the owl now
>>8779718No she's pretending you have to believe the rrats
>>8779597stop worrying bout anti shitposts
You don't have to sugarcoat it Pete
>>8779741Beat me to the punch
This is the first Mumei stream I watch. Her senpai should have hinted her that what she had planned for the first week was awful. Journey? a game with little to no replay value that was already streamed by Mori and Ina, great idea for a first stream. And this snoozefest of a simulator. Simulator games can be great content if you are good enough at them that you can hold a completely unrelated zatsudan while playing it. Jesus christ Mumei, please plan your streams better.
>>8779717tell us how many KFP are in the room with you right now anon
Pete is a fucking liar.
How the fuck does Mumei still have 17k views?
>>8779006BASED
>ywn heal kiara
>>8779413nah. i want to see her play simcity or other world build game before i make my determination
Honestly, this is partially the game's fault for having dogshit UI and not enough hinting.
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOUSHE IS THE NEW AME I KNOW IT
Old Heinigger...
>>8779028You know, you can setup things in advance ahead of the collab ban? Does that mean Gura is going to be in it? She hasn't played that in a while and she probably has the most times the word "Amogus" is brought up in her streams more than Ollie.
>>8779616>who in the goddamn fuck uses blue switchesPeople with good taste? What do you expect? Red?
>she has literally done nothing but say Pete over and over again for around 10 minutesWhat the fuck is going on.
Mumei is the type of girl that you want to bully, watch her get frustrated and teary eyes, feel bad, and then hug her while saying it was only a joke, while she quietly calls you a dummy.
Okay Kiarer, this is getting a bit too real now.
Jesus fuck Kiara.....
>You did great
>>8779776She is great
>she doesn't want to say HI NIGGER so she makes TTS say it
>HEINIGGERdon't say it mumei
>afraid of saying Heinigger
I was once a vicious Mumei anti but this stream has shown me the light, Owlfags I kneel...
kiara....
>>87797761st month buff
>she wants to be praisedUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
kek
>>8779776because this stream is fucking amazing
>>8779597people are used to the girls that have 10+ months of experience and usually have some music or something running. So when Kronii or Owl arent doing much its more apparent. Im giving them a pass until they get more experience and comfortable.
>>8779776honeymoon phase
>>8779413I'll watch her, sure.
>>8779542Kiara keeps giving me new fetishes...
>>8779542What the FUCK did she mean by this?
>>8779772Planning?
jesas Kiara...
>>8779273FUCKING RUINED
>>8779684You’re watching the wrong stream then you dumbass
WHEN CAN I GIVE THE OWL MONEY SO SHE CAN READ MY REQUEST FOR FACTORIO, KSP, RCT2 AND ACE COMBAT!?!?!?
Kiara.....
>looks goodFUCKING PETE DONT ENCORAGE HER
>hi niggaYAB
>>8779776She's like a cute vulnerable retarded girl who will die if you don't take care of her and protect herIt appeals to the male wish to protect such a girl
>this idiot has more subs than sanaHOW
>>8779776Because this is still her second solo stream.
>Hi niggerIs germany actually based?
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING KEK
>Kiara talking about how her life is full of chronic suffering with this cheery BGM
Why doesn't she say Heininger?
HINIGGER
>>8779776It's like watching a car crash in slowmotion
i hate oh nyo posters so much
>HI NIGGER
I want to both slap this chicken in the face and hug her.DONT GIVE UP YET FOR FUCKS SAKE. DONT LOSE HOPE.
>yeah uh... good work
>>8779542>joined in on the pre-tournament races>was unwittingly completing Kiara's request for ryonaI'm both concerned and aroused
pete hate
this owl stream is some cosmic level anomaly
>>8779868oh nyoooooo
>>8779597Dead air is fine if the stuff she’s saying when it’s not dead air is interesting, but it’s not. She’ll be okay though when she’s less nervous and plays better games
I'm fucking crying laughing at this google translate stuff, holy shit
>>8779795deafchama...
>>8779837Nah I'm watching Kiara.
>>8779868
>I'd cry if I was told I'm not a lost cause anymoreKiara?
>what
>>8779587Yes. I would dedicate my life to protecting the owl, given the opportunity.
>>8779868frustwated?
She's a fucking idiot who literally doesn't know anything, but it's somewhat endearing and entertaining.I love her.
>>8779587It's literally in her bio, "For some reason, she seems to project a rather pitiable aura"
>>8779878fuck off pete
>>8779890Oh shut up you dead air gatekeeper.
CAMMON OWL KILL PETE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>8779868oh nyooo
>>8779533Babe?
This bitch makes Mori look like a competent streamer
>>8779904Is Kiara ogey?
>>8779916
>>87797762nd solo stream
This game actually looks pretty fun... am I autistic?
>>8779801>>8779799What happened? Not KFP so can't peep the stream
>>8778985Purified retardkino
>>8779776The same way Gura held tons of viewers on her maneater and first few minecraft streams.
>>8779458thanks. this is doing wonders
>>8779916wheres the hypocrisy
>>8779587no mumei is just like me so we are best friends now
So if fans take after their streamer, then owlfags must be retards too.Her fanbase name should be birdbrains.
>>8779932She's too pure for that
>>8779868oh nyooo~
>>8779917I'd give her a maxed out akasupa if she got past the first puzzle
>>8779776Honeymoon buff. All of Mumei’s streams plateaus and then decreases in viewers faster than her genmates so I hope she finds her footing soon
>>8779955That or German
What the fuck she's actually funny? Why did /hlgg/ lie to me?
God shes so fucking stupid
watame's crying...
>>8779917copium...
IM PUSHING BUTTONS
>>8779916>mumei antis using reddit memes
>>8779776The power of being a total cutie through shyness and retardation. Cover understands this power. Cover always wins baby.
>>8779955And/or Germanic.
>>8779868oh nyo~
Mumei sings right? When is she going to do karaoke?
>>8779776No memes answer?>Debut buff>Clipniggers lurking for content >Saviourfags>Previous fans>People using it for background noise
>everyone talking shit about owl stream>yet those same shit talkers are watching her Admit it, it's entertaining to see someone fuck up
Sorry Ame, if this is still going on when you start, I'm not switching
>you guys are so smartShe's praising me Hooligans...
>>8779955Digging a hole is always fun.
The stream is over soon and she has done literally nothing. This is amazing.
>>8779724>nicotine killing spike proteinsWait, seriously? That's fucking awesome. Time to go buy some Nicorette.
>>8779917JustImagine
>>8779927WELL THEY WERE FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONETHE ONE TIME I'VE EVER SEEN LORE BE SO FUCKING ON THE MARK, I LOVE IT
Think she can play at least civ VI? I lost hope for anything more complex.
>>8779954Talking about how her life has been full of literal unending agony for so long that she doesn't remember how it feels to not be in constant pain.
>>8779916Go back
I feel like perhaps construction work isn't suited to her skillset.
>>8779868nyoooo
>I did that!Sure you did, Mumei.
>>8779969>then owlfags must be retards toowe already knew that
>>8779776She's literally a puppy
I am going to kiss every single oh nyoo poster that replies to this post (I am a girl)
>>8779916based
>>8779868oh nyo i dropped your cheetos
>>8779954>I don't even know how it feels not be constantly suffering.
Watame crying...
>>8779982Nijiniggers shitposting
>>8780015look how about we settle for Civ Revolutions?
>>8779597Yes, that's their jobbeing a streamer is harder than it seems; you're not allowed to shut up unless you're occupied by something off stream or something interesting is happening or unless you're very very good at a game and need to concentrate.
>BigDiggerNick has joined Mumei's gameMUMEI NO
>Teach owl the basic info>Keep getting complimented on how smart I amblessed stream
IF ANYONE FROM MANAGEMENT IS READING THIS:Tell her to loop some cute music in the background.
To whoever was complaining about audio stutter in soundposts in the last thread, use this https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerAnd disable your "4chan external sounds" script.The one I linked syncs the audio to the video and is overall a much better script.
>While Mumei was trying to understand how the truck worked Pete finished the holePETE LOVE
>>8779776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HjJjQuo_sg
Watame's crying again
>>8779904chronic pain is rough, man
>I'm distractedBy what though.
You love Kiara!You love Kiara!!You love Kiara!!!
>>8780037oh nyesss
I wonder what Japs think about it.
>>8780037Can you get your brother to do it instead?
This one is hard http://poal.me/k6g3gbhttp://poal.me/k6g3gbhttp://poal.me/k6g3gbhttp://poal.me/k6g3gb
>>8779927Yagoo really knew what he wanted huh?
>>8779618It's going to be Euro Truck Simulator 2 the whole week!
>scared by a popup
>>8780015I'm not sure she could play Rock, Paper, Scissors
>>8780002Finally, I will be the last teamate.
People compare her to Aqua, but Aqua is at least great at most games.
>>8779969who?
>>8780015civ already filtered gura and it feels like owl is dumber than shark
>>8779982>/hlgg/I am /hlgg/ and I've been telling you she's cute for a week now
>>8780037inb4 london
>>8780011i just realised this shit started an HOUR AGO WHAT
KIARA DON'T LOOK
I don't know what's real anymore, owl is too pure for games and vtubing
>>8780037oh nyoooo, but I'm a girl.
>>8780061Finished it and somehow installed a tank in there...
>>8780001Of course, it's fascinating, it's like watching a car crash
>>8780001I am a connoisseur of retards and this is one of my favorite streams in a while to come from Hololive.Non-retard enjoyers wouldn't get it.
>>8780015Civ V without expansions
how tall is Nanashi?
>>8780011Cant wait for her minecraft streams
question, if I join Kiara's membership right now, will a notification pop up in her members only stream? or is that only if I join from the chat button while watching?
FORM RANKS MY HOOLIGANS
>>8780016It's a shame she has to live with painful neck bone and I guess general bone AIDS. That shit must suck big time.
>>8780037J A K A R T A AKARTA
>Actually reads it twiceI fucking love this dumb owl
>walks onto your construction site>struggles with digging a hole for an hour straight>calls you a nigger and steals your truckWhat do?
>>8780037
>>8780014Agreed but cool it with the cruise control.
>>8779954She doesn't remember what is a life without physical pain, and that she will cry if the day where she gets rid of the pain comes
Imagine the owl comes here and reads all of these messages calling her a dummy. That might make her sad. Post compliments for Meimei to balance things out!
>>8779926>she doesn't even know that men like breasts>you could do so many pervy things to her without her even understanding what is happeningGod... I want to exploit her...
>>8780037oh nyooo
>>8780084She's a cuter and funnier Ame
>>8780064why
>>8780117Kiss her on the lips and smack her ass
>>8780049rent free
>>8779776Come back 6 months later
>>8779916*clap clap*
>>8779858Kiara "it hurts to smile" Takanashi
>>8780073GO MUMEI GO
>>8780016>>8779954>>8780121
>deep surprise voiceHow do we get Owl to play a horror/jumpscare game? I need more of this.
>>8780073i...i dont know...
>>8780037sorry i dont kiss whores
>>8780063Kill yourself
>>8779917I still don't get how this unique breed of retards latched on to her
>>8780084EN has always been for sufferingkino so that just makes Mumei even better
>>8779628Having an anime avatar jiggle around a bit isn't stimulating enough to make up for the complete lack of conversation. Nothing is happening in the game to justify this either. I'm sure she'll get better but this shit will never fly.
>>8780064>Kiara is almost crying>Watame is crying. THEY ARE
>>8780016Fucked up. Hope she gets it sorted out especially now that she's spending a lot of time on the PC in one sitting, that's not healthy for anyone
>>8780062This.It preloads the linked webm and waits till it's loaded to pay both to make sure they sync
>>8780108Public only.
>>8780089spoonfeed me the meaning of london pls sincerely, a londoner
>>8779927>lore is accurateNaruhodo... Yagoo really is the true savior
>Kiara is feeling so emotional lately, who knows why?>last week of the monthHMM
She forgot what to buy...
shes MOTIVATED
>Ctrl F "nyo">28 results
>>8780037I'm no an oh nyoo poster, but can I still get a kiss?
>>8780037nyooo way fag
>>8780058and ruin kino?
>>8780037oh nyoooo
any art of Kronii doing the jacko pose yet? I'd assume there is since she's the JP favorite of EN 2
HNGG I LOVE HER SO MUCH
She forgor
she forgor...
>>8780164t. not listening to what she's saying at all
>>8779597Not any of those anons, but in general streamers with the least amount of dead air are the most successful. The average attention span of most potential viewers is 7 seconds, so if a streamer can't catch their attention in that time span, new viewers tend to leave. No opinion on birb personally, just stating data
>>87792141M subs
hello sir 1 pipes please
>>8780152you have been watching a cute anime girl for over an hour and you are seething about it
>>8780107FOR THE GLORY OF ROME
>>8780082I'm not going anywhere, pal
>Did I really forgettruly a perfect fit for her lore
>>8780073I love Mumei but I cannot trust her to even reach the finish line.
Why does she sound like Gura so much?I mean the way of speaking?Chumbuds how we feeling?
>>8780117Save
>>8778875Brown Rushia
That's itI'm watching the sheep crying
>>8780037Oh nyooo
>>8780107I'm holding the line for kiarahttps://streamable.com/vng9jw
>>8780162/fit/ meme
>>8780131Yes. They live here rent free and should go back.
>>8779616I don't know jack shit about keyboards and Im a merakyat, every time she goes on about switches and tactils and such she' might as well be talking in ID what the fuck is a "blue switch"? it all sounds keyboard to me.
>>8780117kek
>>8780182No way it would be even more kino with some music that heightened how retarded she is.
This is content. This is content that I'm watching.
>>8780129holy kek
>>8780123wait, does she have a fucking odal for a brooch or am i just being a schizo
>>8780016Still won't see a doctor despite paying $30000 in healthcare taxes per year.
>she actually forgotHOW
>>8780001Retardkino, sufferkino, cringekino... I am a man of refined tastes
How long until the chicken starts crying?I give her about 3 more minutes.
so these "Gods" are basically reduced to a gyaru, a clock, a deer, an owl and rrat. Good job on your lore Cover
mumei here!hope you're enjoying the stream! :3
>>8779926Well she has to be good at something. Right?
>>8780107Rome Remastered would actually work, it's pretty simple especially if she picks a meme civ like Pontus
MUMEI IS ABOUT TO BECOME FORKLIFT CERTIFIEDLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kiara don't feed the rrats...
>>8780012it's a bit more complicated than that but that's pretty much the tl;dr of it.
>>8780084Aqua is only good at games because she autistically grinds for hours and hours the same game and then gets mogged by Suisei anywayGive Mumei time she'll get there... Actually I kinda hope she doesn't though because seeing her be another Apex endurance streamer seems like a waste and I can only usually stand to watch Selen play Apex
>>8780189Yeah but her legs are fucked
jesus I love this women so much
>>8779917>mmmmmmm....>aaaaaaaaaa....>2wpm cherry blue clicking soundloop some audio like that and stare at this jpg for 2 hours and we've got a stream
>>8780086Civ is dogshit easy though. Mumei and Gura can handle it.
>>8779214Her sub count
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS CHICKEN
>>8780058Fuck you. Not only shouldn't she do that, none of the others should do that either. Play your own goddamn music.
At what time are Kiara's member streams usually, now that she's back in Australia? I used to sub to her but could never catch the streams live due to work so I gave up...
>>8780253>implying mumei can solve captcha
kiara don't say that...
>>8780173Based watamate baiting chumkiddies
>>8779150rumao
>>8779174Please read Psalms... any chuuba, please...
Why does she love Pete so much? Also, Pete's wife was pretty hot.
CERTIFIED FORKLIFT OPERATOR
Let any dirtThat meets my gazeLearn the true meaning of fearFor I am the harbinger of deathThe bane of soil subterraneanMy digger is true and unwaveringAs I gouge into the earthen abyssAn owl, scorned by this uncaring worldFinds solace in the soilMy only friendThe metal on my diggerExcavating, excoringStruggling to surmountThe mortal pointlessnessThat permeates this barren landI am aloneI am emptyAnd yetI dig
Wow, can't believe the owl is playing Shenmue in her first week. She really is the Hope of Hololive!
>Get to dig a hole.>Get to drive to the boys down at the depot.>Get to drive fork lift.This game is the dream.
Is this really what Germany is like?
>>8780163>acts completely retarded in auditions>yagoo is convinced she'll never be hired for a normal job>hired immediately
>>8780093femanon /u/sex... kinda hot.
>>8780205She'll probably make her soldiers fight the sand
>>8780251That's literally IRL "Gods" you fucking retard.
MUMEI NOYOU'RE NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED DON'T DO ITYOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SPOTTER ON A PUBLIC LOT!
>>8780212She's my daughter now along with GuraBut I don't think she'll replace Gura, at least for now.She's retarded daughter experience though and its good
>>8780117Go out and buy a diamond ring
>>8780252why
>>8780073>Iofi, who has like 110 IQ (which is more like 150 for an ID) and knows six languages>Mumei, who has literally never touched a machine in her lifeTough call
>>8780123>>she doesn't even know that men like breastsWhen did she say this?
>>8780001I'll be honest I thought it was her at first too and said I wouldn't support her based on that. Same as with Fauna (though that one is 100% confirmed and not just a guess) But now I think she's not her. Or she's the best actress on Earth.She's so cute.... she needs to be saved.
MUMEI I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY CONSTRUCTION WORK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8780253We all know she's too retarded to do the captchas
Lmao funny that EN2 kinda flopped on debut
>>8779616At least it's not cheap switches that sound like plastic
Do you guys actually like it when Kiara dumps her insecurities on her viewers like this?
>>8780252She's happy anon
>>8780173thank you, i love oh nyo posters
>>8780230me too, me too...
>>8780015EU IV time
IM SO PROUD OF HER
>>8780212sounds nowhere near close the gura
Kfp your chicken seems a bit calmer and very cute right now.t. deadbeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4
>I thought you wouldn't need me anymoreHave more faith kiara, please
FORKLIFT CERTIFIED HOLO
>>8780224Different noises from levels of resistance. every keyboard has some switch, the colors indicate which one.
>>8780264How does Astel and Gorilla stack up to Apex dragon anyways?
>My second daughter will be forklift certified after this stream
Gura dbd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Zze0UrLQ4
>>8780274Those legs make her seem short
I'm sorry Gura, but you've lost the title of "Dumbest Hololive EN Member".This girl's going to the world series to challenge the reigning champion Aqua for "Dumbest Hololive Global Member".
>>8780071>>8780076>>8780089>>8780093>>8780112>>8780119>>8780125>>8780148>>8780176>>8780179>>8780185>>8780218I have tricked you, I am a man. Even worse, I am a teammate. Chu~~
>>8780212Hopefully just a fan or unconsciously doing it. It would bother me if she was purposefully trying to copy her
>>8780224It's a switch behind the keycaps. Blue switches are loud (because I assume they require more pressure and offer more tactile feedback)
Do you think Mumei's gonna end her stream at 3 to go watch Fauna's ASMR?
>>8780304B E R L I N
>>8780288fucking hell
She better be glad she has the "spaced-out airhead" designation in her lore so people can attribute all of her flaws to that instead of realizing that she's just bad at streaming
>now I will celebrate that with a cookieArchitectbros are still winning...
>>8780331>All getting 10k+ despite Susan's bullshitYea no you fucking retard
>>8780196You especially notice this with Gura and her zoomer audience, people leave in her more quiet streams. On the other side, Ina has always been quiet, so her audience is accustomed to it, which is probably why she has such great viewer retention.
Didn't you guys say women are cute and sexy when they're dumb???
>>8780329https://streamable.com/9wv6sn
>>8780001and the potential for desktop yabs. Some of the funniest rrats come from HoloEN discord leaks
>>8780274God dammit. Why'd you have to point that out?
>Send the new hire down to the depot for a single pallet of pipes>She's been gone for over an hourBros, did she just take the company truck and dip?
>>8780274That's actually exactly what she looks like. Take a look at her model. Her arms and legs are inhumanly thin past the elbows/knees. It's actually really creepy.
>>8780356Time for more Gawr kino
Civilization was a mistake.Return to monke.
>>8779776Do I have to remind you that Lugi mantion stream where gura won 5k viewers by vacuming sand and not saying anything fo 20 minutes?
>WAS scared thinking she'd be depressed when Council arrived, but is actually feeling more fulfilled and motivated than everThis chimkin man... god I love her
>>8780001Yes... you're right...
>>8780015I think she can still handle CK3.
>>8780001Because I won't shit talk of something I'm not watching nigga.I need to give her a chance but it's painful at this rate, I have a rule. If I don't know three to four streams I drop the chuuba.Not to mention my oshi said to support her, so I'm trying.But I'm sorry, being dumb and cute is not content, there is thousands like that out there.
>>8780369If last time is any indication she'll stop 30 mins early so in 15 min.
>>8780245>the inheritor of humanity's legacy of civilization has an odalthat makes sense
>>8780334I'm glad that she's open, but hate that she's insecure. I don't want her to hide it, I want her to fix her insecurity issues for real.
>>8780338Yes, but she's been sniffling and holding back several times already, like when she talked about the tweet she didn't send.
>>8780363GODDAMNIT TEAMATES
Thoughts?
>>8780363*rapes you*oh nyooo
>>8779430> Be a foreman> Have new guy show up first day on job> Gets uncomfortably close to me, stares deeply into my eyes for a long time> Is he into me? I'm not a fag or anything.> Brags how he's no beginner> Spends 20 minutes damaging the hydraulics on the new excavator while throwing dirt everywhere ineffectually> Finally figures out he can move the bucket after like 45 minutes> Cheers for himself after digging like a third of the trench shittily> Runs up to me but says nothing while I froth in silent rage.> Finally gets back in the damn excavator> Now he can only move the bucket> World's most popular excavator driver drops by and says hi, he doesn't even notice since he is trying to read the manual> He forgets how to move bucket. > Comes back again asking if he can be done. I stay silent since I am suffering apoplexy due to anger> Almost manages to tip over excavator somehow> Is this fucker doing what I think he's doing?> He is isn't he?> He wouldn't dare. Try me you little bitch> Shitting myself with rage> I'd beat this guy within an inch of his life but I'm on probation. Fuck I'm too old for this shit.> He runs away and plays in the hole like a toddler> I can't take it anymore and tell him he can leave I'll have to fix this mess> Tell him he did /great/ sarcastically> He says thank you is he autistic as well as complete retard?> Go home and try to unwind. Have just the thing
God I love Kiara so much... I'm so proud of her
>>8780349Love me some shark dbd
oh nyooooooo
>>8780372Or maybe it's just kayfabe and you're getting fooled.
>>8780288
Its actually kind of crazy how strange you feel when you've deal with some sort of chronic pain or abuse in your life, the moment you find yourself free off it or somewhat pain free you have no fucking clue how to feel, it feels like its not even your life anymore.
>>8780212Yeah she reminds me of debut GuraDaughterzoned for me though, she's too retarded
>>8780349>>8780356Life is good when Gura's streaming
>>8780349>>8780356She lives! But not alive enough for a new thumbnail
>>8780399he cute
bros all mumei had to was get some pipes
>>8780363oh nyoo
>>8780382Girls are cutest when they're retarded yeah, not sexy
>>8780263It's just the nic itself, right? Because if not>be me>"smoking is bad for you">finally kick a decade+ long PAD habit several months ago>albeit with the help of a vape>"hey, smoking kills COVID">fuck
>>8780363Built for chumchad cock
>>8780407She's grown so much
>Mumei will be the only vtuber with forklift certification
>>8780354Haven't watched Gorilla. I think Selen's a bit better than Astel though her playstyle is different and she tends to go aggressive for entertainment value which sometimes ends with her eating shit
>She thought the keyboard inputs were for a controller.She's actually retarded.
>>8780396Thats what I mean, they're not thin/long enough in the pic, or the perspective is a little fucky
>>8780363 fine
>>8780334I love it. I don't care what anyone says THIS is peak GFE
>>8780384It's the little cough that really elevates the performance here.
>>8780363THIS MEANS WAR YOU SLIMEY TEAGROOMER
>>8780399With all love, I dont think this girl needs to
>>8780445>im makin' a new thumbnail , donut worry hhhsshh
>>8780445
civ v or civ vi? or both?
Imagine the things you could do to this girlShe doesn't even comprehend...
>viewers slowly droppingIt's over for Mumei
>>8780437kek how you are still going, you must be fucking pissed
>Kiara just telling members only about conversations she's having in the private discordwhy is this OK?
>>8780403Gura already had over a million subs by that point
>>8780086Civ is significantly easier than Rimworld and Gura's going to stream that again soon, if Gura got filtered by Civ it's because it was boring
Imagine Cover staff watching Mumei. Surely they must be thinking about whether hiring her was a good choice or not? Will she be the first EN to graduate for her lack of gaming skills?
>>8780399Do you think Fauna has ever taken a shower?
>>8780349SHES GAOING AGAIN HOW DO WE STOP HER
>>8780001I never shittalked her, I just called her retarded. I've been laughing throughout the entire stream
>>8780288kek
ぽ
>>8780403Mumei fucking wishes she could create such kino
>>8780463Leave Astel alone, Tanigo!
>>8780342I don't think even Botan could figure out how Trade works in that game
>>8780427*crashes your browser*oh nyooo
>>8780491Members content baby
>>8780491amogus___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>8780491*cums on you*
>>8780488...I should have added that I don't think that's the case. Gomen.
>>8780394>comes back>sorry i forgor teheperoHow do you react
>>8780298pepe is a cat
>>8780334Yes
>>8780334Nahh I like that she is open to us. It shows a great level of trust and love she has for us. So fucking precious.
............. Owl
>>8780488>owlkek still in deniallmao
Aww, she raised the forks before she went in. I was hoping she'd take the whole shelf...
>>8780288oh you
>>8780345Thanks bud. Mori’s seemed a lot more comfortable now she’s got to visit her family too.
>>8780363I've about had it with you teammates. From now on There is no kissing allowed in these threads.
I see the controls for these vehicles pop up and I think I understand the people who complain about fighting games being hard just a little better.
>>8780356Why is every stream GAO now? That's a lion's roar.
>>8780426look at those humps
>>8780507
>>8780497they're thinking about saviorchad money and smiling wide.
>>8780465Nah she was right about that.
>>8780349GAWR BETTER MAKE A RETURN
>>8780063You can tell this nigger is baiting for yabs. Lower than a journalist. Metalrat is a retard for sticking around as long as she has, poor girl.
SUSAN YOU MOTHERFUCK
>>8780001Is like watching early aqua streams. As she becomes confortabke i think we can get some rrtard kino.
>>8780288kusa
>>8780382>>8780451>They don't want a mentally deficient gf to take care of
>>8780480>>8780481>>8780490She's seen the "Gura's so lazy she just recycles thumbnails" posts here
>>8780491...anon?
>>8780212Meh saviorfags are the worst kind of people and her fanbase will be full of them.I hope these retards leave Gura and go for her
>>8780437i'm sure the kayfabe of "being boring as shit" will work out for her
>not knowing how a forklift worksNot sure if just Mumei or if all holos are like this...
>>8780490I hope Fauna's ASMR is only an hour so I don't have to choose between HoloEN's best streamers...
The hell are you guys talking about? Kiara is not even streaming
>>8780483IV BtS
>Loafy's performance in the Mario Kart tournamentloafy..
>>8780486kuuderes with autism. aka aspie GF
>>8780460I bet Lamy has one already.
>>8780363It's better this way, Imagine kissing a girl ever
>>8780334>Do you actually like it when your oshi is open with you and doesn't hide all her thoughts and what's going onYes anon why the fuck would you want the opposite ever
>>8780288Kek!
mental breakdown incoming
>>8780534It's been 2 hours and I see smoke rising from where the depot is, I don't think I have to worry about her coming back...
>>8780460Well not for long. I'm calling her DH and telling them she was driving around in a public lot, WITHOUT a spotter.
G-guys where is her BGM? I just realized it wasn't there.
>>8780567>GAO>/ggg/HIKARI NI NARE
For those of you who don't understand why this stream is so good: the entertainment comes from the fact that if this woman was actually working at a construction site she would probably kill someone. Since this is just a game she can be cute in a safe environment for our amusement.
>>87804835 for sure
Whlep, she burnt out.Whoever is behind the avatar is probably not used to streaming for long. This has been a beautiful scuff, but now it's getting boring.Would buy membership, she has so much potential.
>>8779361HOPIUMTRUST THE PLAN
Someone please tell me she's pretendingThere can't be someone like this in real lifePlease
>>8780288my sides
>>8780604>he isnt a tier 7 member
>>8780497>Will she be the first EN to graduate for her lack of gaming skills?They would have booted Mori a long time ago if that was the case
>>8780463Selen's also pretty good at commentary and explaining what's going on while she plays which can be kind of helpful as someone who never played Apex myself
>>8780567Someone in these threads was convinced that sharks could roar a few weeks back, maybe that was Gura
>>8780491yes, I really don't know how she could reveal the terrible secret that Mori accepted the among us collab.
>>8780549who is your oshi
>>8780563chu~~
>fauna ASMR in 40 minutes>hakos in 2 and a half hours with coffeeIs it even worth staying up for the streams?
>>8780634BGM?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2jFO_DaRQ
>>8780334Who wouldn't like it?
>>8780334>do you hate it that your oshi is open towards you about her thoughts and feelingsWhat do you think, rrat? I don't like seeing her being insecure and that she has so many fears. But her openness is very endearing.
>>8780407Imagine what could have happened if Marine never talked to Kiara after her debut.... wait, I can't do it, I don't wanna.....
>>8778863Who?
roru
>>8780507>>8780572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJ9-1LWFtEぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJ9-1LWFtE
>oh brother>Oh golly
>>8780463>Astel will graduate nextGreat news!
>>8780334What you want your oshi to not trust you on this kind of level?
Is anyone else genuinely this scatter brained and empathizing? Also when the fuck can I start posting images again this is so annoying.
>>87804834 but only Cavemen 2 Cosmos.
>>8780399Printer irystocrat?
>>8780667>Mei into Fauna into Gura into BaeWhat a great day
>>8780483IV
>>8780122I love her. She's so adorable. Adorkable.
Just a quick reminder for anyone watching this stream that Mumei has nearly double the amount of subs that Sana has.
My brain hurts....
>>8780634You're watching a 2view stream
>>8780634she forgor
>>8780643Yeah same. I was really entertained at first but now it's slowed down a lot
>>8780384>two have festering rrats that will never go away>one being fucked by numbers because of being a nigger>only TWO non troublesome ones and people already don't like ratLiterally no stand outs like Gura or Mori to put them on people's radars. Flop gen
This is fucking incredible.I will defend this.
>>8780634No BGM, this is part of the kino experience. All you need are mechanical clicks, a retarded birb, and occasional construction sounds.
>>8778863>bros... /hlg/ and /jp/ are making fun of owlbros....that was the post
>retarded>blind>dementia-riddenI can't even imagine her playing a puzzle game
>>8780132Kiss her on the ass and smack her lips.
>Mumei will be the first forklift certified idol
>>8780476savage
This stream is good background noise.
Owl please... you need to place the pallet near the back of the hut of the truck...
>>8779413Without question
look at her..having fun..protect her bros
why aren't any of the apex holos (or any other apex vtubers I guess) playing tf2 instead?
>>8780349>>8780356Nice throwback thumbnail
>>8780603>>8780483Civ IV BtS with Fall From Heaven 2 mod.
Bros how do I get a Mumei GF
>>8780702For being scatter brained, she's actually really smart and able to solve the problems despite being slow. It's a miracle. Other people would just give up and call the game trash.
why am i attracted to autism...
>>8780725>retardedOh so she is a holobird
>>8780600>everyone in the world should know how some complicated equipment that people who get paid minimum wage usewe should also learn how to lay bricks and install electrical lines too right?
Keep in mind that this girl beat out thousands of other applicants during the interview.I wonder what Pete saw in her that made them think "this is the one"
>>8780288she reloads the page until she get "no verification" required
>>8780664I'm not playing around anymore.
>>8780721>two have festering rrats that will never go awayRrats that no one outside of this place cares about
>>8780638Nah, the entertainment comes from the fact that if this woman was actually working for cover
Im gonna rape Mumei
>>8780680>bros... /hlg/ and /jp/ are making fun of owlbros....that was the post
>>8779413one of the best streams I've seen, I'm laughing so much
SOMEONE MAKE THIS GIRL PLAY SHENMUERIGHTFUCKINGNOW
>>8780644THE STORM IS COMING
is there a 1 free she knows what she is doing with mumei drooling face on it?
>>8780334I like it more when she does it in member's, as long as she's not completely spiralling.It's good to confide, it's bad to self destruct
all I'm hearing is the sound of the fucking hydralics save me jesus
>>8780483Between those two, V with expansions.
Mumei antis have been absolutely BTFO by this stream
>>8780667>ASMR of an ASMR specialist>zatsu of a zatsu specialisti'd say so
>>8779361>When's her musedash...Cover doesn't have the perms.
>>8780751Unironically groom 2views or dig through discords.
>>8780685How do you go from THAT song,to a week later releasing THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhgQ_C_jaM
FORKLIFT CERTIFIED BABY
SHE LOADED IT ONTO THE TRUCKLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
SHE DID IT YAY YAY HOORAYYYYYYYYYYY :):):):):)
Kiara and Mumei just harmonized for a second or two kek
>>8780760I thought forklift drivers got paid decent?
>>8780384I played this at the same exact time Mumei shouted and they synced upI ascended
>>8780567It's the mood she's in lately, just like her infatuation with Shion overflowing lately
>>8780753So its a confirmation she's acting?
>>8780721https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
Is Mumei...you know?
would you hire Mumei to build your house?
Mumei's cute when it sounds like she's about to cry when just talking normally.
>>8779413I'm not into watching retards. Only ironic retards
>>8780645I'm afraid that she isn't
If the pipes fall off I'm gonna fucking die
NO YOU HAVE TO SECURE THE CARGO
>Unsecured cargoPlease fucking go flying at the first turn
>>8780399Burn it all down
>>8780773Why rape when you can just trick her into having sex with you?
>>8780645Wasn't Gura enough of a hint to imply that though?
SHE DID ITTTTT
>>8780705Except gura and bae are starting at the same time. I'm asking since it's past 12am and the only stream i'm actually interested in is bae's but i'm beyond tired>>8780791Fair enough, guess i'll stay up. Hopefully fauna doesnt put me to sleep
When the truck is starting up it kinda sounds like the truck in Phasmophobia.
>>8780760The fact that uneducated minimum wage ex-cons can use that equipment means it's not too complicated to learn.
>>8780760t. not a certified forklift operatorSeethe forkliftless, cuck
>>8780638that's every playthrough of this game because no one takes this kind of title seriously. Anyone could be awful at these games and often are because it's entertaining. But if her commentary and presence aren't adding anything to that experience, why watch her?
>>8780497>for her lack of gaming skills?like that has ever stopped anyone else before.
>>8780831...cute?
GO MUMEI GO
MUMEI IS ABOUT TO LAY SOME PIPEON STREAMUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>8780791>rat>zatsu specialistwhat
>>8780760>complicated equipment
GO KIARA GO
Not KFP, but what is Kiara talking about?
So how do I get a retarded daughter? Impregnate a hag?
>say I loke nyoooos>no one replies>someone says they hate them>nyooo parade wow fuck you guys
>>8780830
>>8780601Gura starts 2 hours after Fauna though
>>8780857>This truck sounds like that truckQuality post
I can sleep to this, go Kiara go!
is she one of those weird mutants that cannot imagine things in 3D inside their head?like rotating an apple in your mind
Why are there so many Civ autist here? I honestly expected the AceCombat autist to keep the crown of autistic niche fanbase.
>>8780334It's not for everyone for sure, but it's why her streams have meaning to me. If it was just a pity party it would be oppressive, but she always understands the importance of standing up right afterwards.
>>8780882She's singing right now
Are they allowed to collab with nijis during collab ban?
>>8780830pachi pachi
>>8780805She's a talented gal.
>>8780253marry me
>>8780805It's the Polka experience.
Jealous of Petechads rn
>>8780822No, it's confirmation she doesn't give up quickStupid, but can do it after long enough, this is not bad
Who will be the first to do karaoke?
>unfasten the loadalready done chief
>>8780870Mumei is on a completely different level though. It literally took her an hour to dig a tiny hole.
Petuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
those meme keyboards a lot of holos have aren't really worth it are they? It probably feels good for the first hour and after that you just take it for granted and don't really feel it anymore
>>8780805Bipolkar...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>RATE THE STREAMEH??
>ending the stream half an hour before Fauna againwhat the fuck is her deal?
I'm in too deep bros...
>>8780901I died...
She hates it.
>>8780908definitely bro
>>8780902>one of those weird mutants that cannot imagine things in 3D inside their head?You mean women?
>>8780920Hopefully. Kronii
she surrenders
Mumei wants to watch Fauna confirmed
>>8780754I mean, you're here
KEK, no need to punish yourself with that kusoge
>>8780883Reverse psychology works well with retards, you should know this already by this point
KIARAAA I LOVE YOUU SO MUUUCH
>Kiara is singing Silent Night in German againBros... she's so cute... I want to marry her.
>>8780883Oh nyoooooooo
I miss Mumei...
>stopping for fauna againmumei..but i love you
>>8780920Kronii or balls, I hope.
>miss faunacute!
>>8780885Incest
Already? This owl really is the Gura of EN2
>>8780874GETTING DIRTY AND LAYING PIPE WITH A HOT YOUNG BIRD (R18+)
>>8780882KIARA UPDATE :>vented about how bullshit mario kart tournament production is and how it's so hard going solo to her genmates since no one gets any support>ame said something to the effect of "that's why i don't bother with making serious music lol" and said that ame probably has the right idea>is extremely bothered by (the implication of investment Cover is putting into IRyS and VSingers) but literally nothing for music production or support for anyone else>Mori said it didn't bother her because it's nothing new>Is now sniffling, says there's "really nothing anyone can do">it's an "internal matter" and not about the algorithm or numbers>says she's just going to play Fall Guys with KFP to cheer herself up since she saw Mori doing it in a member's only stream and that it looks far more fun than playing with randos>wants to finish Yakuza next week no matter what
>doesn't want to overlapinstant sub and I will member and send big akasupas
What's her name again?
>>8780885Unironically fuck your mother
>>8780928she's gonna talk to us
>always ends her streams 30 minutes before her genmates so she doesn't overlapAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMEI PLEASE YOU CAN GO UP TO THE HOUR
>>878092490% of the people here use mechanical keyboards
Stille Nacht really fits Kiara's voice
Caring about overlap, in 2021?
>>8780920Baelz
DIVINE AND EXQUISITE
She's barely into the tutorial, huh
>>8780760>we should also learn how to lay bricksonly an unironic retard doesn't know how to do this
Well damn, that was one hell of a stream.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T END ITTTTTTT
>things to talk aboutoh no
>>8780898Fauna will do a 3-hour long JOI session.
>>8780920Probably rrat
>>8780882She is saying>Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht>Alles schläft, einsam wacht
Kiara, that was beautiful
unityowl...
>>8780928>getting on green yakuza lady's turf
I want to save
>Fauna giving a nice outPerfect wingman
>tfw Mumei got her forklift certification this stream
>>87809285% brain.
>>8780897Thank you, I try my best.
>It's been an hour and 20 minutes>20 minutes spent on scuff>40 minutes spent digging a hole>20 minutes spent loading pipes onto a truckbed
None of her 3 first week streams will reach 2 hours.
>>8780920Either clock or rrat
>>8780885Yes. The older the hag the higher the chance of her being retarded.
for the love of god Mumei, fire your manager
She's getting back into bed with me!
I could not find a better image to describe what it feels like to watch a Mumei stream.
Owl really loves her dear deer friend.Pls andastnd
>>8780531I didn't crash opening the picture and soundpostwhat now
>only 90 minutesJesas...Not even ayame is like this
>>8780974tor browser
>>8780928She loves ASMR too... please understand
She has worse overlap autism than Ame.
>>8780885basically yes. this is why hololive has so many hags and so many retarded daughters
>going back to bed to listen to itIs Mumei a coomer?
Mumei is such a cute and sweet girl, how could you possibly seethe at this dork
>>8780920Taco Bells.
>She deeg hole:)>She buye pipe :)HOORAY FOR CONSTRUCTION EMPLOYEE OF MONTH MUMEI
>go back to bedis her sleep schedule fucked or is she in a non-NA timezone?
>>8780354Astel seems better to me but he actually takes the game seriously while Selen knows she's playing like a retard, says as much, and doesn't really care because she's there for litty frags
I love her because she is an actual cute shy meek girl, kinda like Gura before she got overly confident and loud.
>>8781024no, no, this is kino.
I am a fauna anti now
before this stream i was not hopeful for mumei because her debut was boring as hell despite her being cute, but now she’s alright i guess. if this retarded shit wasnt an act, cute! if it was, i commend her for how skilful it was. either way, i kinda get owlbros now even if that wasnt the most entertaining thing in the world
r8 stream
>screen keeps dying on multiple povs>had to reduce res to 360p>i'm annoyed>i need to watch more in HD
>>8780902why would I rotate an apple? it's a sphere. it looks the same on all sides
>>8780966>>8780874We were played....
>those sheepish giggles talking about Fauna's ASMRI think the bird might have a crush on mama nature...
>>8780902Women in general can't do that
>>8780967Gura actually streamed a full week during debut week
>ASMR bed
>>8780879I dunno man, you ever seen a chink try and drive a forklift? I've seen multiple of them somehow run themselves over with their own forklift. Also one dumb cunt try to stop one tipping forward before it tipped back and crushed them.
>>8781017I kneel to Cover's scouting abilities
i will watch the WHOLE fauna stream with dick in my hand
>>8781024She chose that game herself. Thinking it was something else.
>>8781017She's a HoloEN member alright.
>>8781014
http://poal.me/pnnl33http://poal.me/pnnl33http://poal.me/pnnl33http://poal.me/pnnl33Vote
Sana or Mumei for Sins of a Solar Empire
people do this because of her loading screen, and it keeps confusing her...
>>8780531what kind of weak ass browser gets hurt by this
did fauna threaten to break mumei's legs if she ever overlapped her streams?
>>8781017simulator games are shit anyway
>>8780968>>vented about how bullshit mario kart tournament production is and how it's so hard going solo to her genmates since no one gets any supportWhat does that even mean.Also some of these sound fake or exaggerated.
>>8780968is this real?
>>8781082After the game she wanted to play wasn't possible. Management hate
>>8781017>will still be the second most popular gen2 for no apparent reasonSHE DOESN'T DESERVE ITSHE DIDN'T WORK FOR IT
>>8780924What do you mean meme keyboard anon? You mean a mechanical keyboard? Or do you mean tenkeyless (this is an actual meme)?
>>8781017YAGOO i fucking kneel
>>8780876i'm reaching a bit since it's so early but she's definitely good at talking with chat, her post debut zatsu was my favourite stream of hers
>>8780968Kek.
this stream is the most kino stream any holo has ever done. it actually as layers and multiple hidden meanings and various kinds of symbolism. mumei is clearly the brains of this generation. if you didn't understand, watch the VOD.
Brave of Mumei to do a void stream in her first week
>Spend 1 hour digging a hole>Spend another half hour loading pipes onto a truck and driving them>Done for the dayFucking unions
>>8781097she forgor
>>8780973Myth did the same thing for their first few weeks. It's not by choice and all overlap monkeys like you are going to disintegrate when it's over.
Owlspergerchama...
Hoomans!
>hoomans
>both her streams are less than 2 hours longPeople joked about Gura becoming EN Ayame at some point in the future but Mumei is EN Ayame right out of the gate
>>8781128Kronii already has 2M views in clips.
So is the owl the Ayame of EN?
>>8780938>>8781075How can you be a fan of hololive and being this misogynistic at the same time?
This dopey bgm fits her so well.
Did she just assume my species?
>>8780968>>is extremely bothered by (the implication of investment Cover is putting into IRyS and VSingers) but literally nothing for music production or support for anyone else>>Mori said it didn't bother her because it's nothing newwasn't hololive bloom cover supported?
>>8781030I think this one works pretty well.
>>8781082What did she think it was?
>>8781099Mumei unironically loves Fauna.And so do I!
>>8781090It is in my nature to saviorfag and I've accepted that.
>>8779214she's fucking adorable
i am a fucking hooMAN
>>8778852Cute Rainy
>>8781017and it was fucking great
Does Watame have the most overseas fans out of all the JPs? I could be wrong but it feels like she gets more english superchats than most of the other ones I watch.
>>8781034Can't get me with my own soundpost, especially one I labeled Sgt MacKenzie with WARNING - BAGPIPES
MY FELLOW HOOMANS
>>8781099What's this yakuza rrat?
hoomans sounds lame
>>8781166Someone post the Lamy screencap
>>8780968>leaking members contentkys
>>8781163Well, at least Owl isn't a whore.
I am the first Hooman.
>>8781141this is the neon genesis evangelion of streams
>>8781131mechanical
>>8781163Yep.
HOOmen pls
Twitter poll lets go!
>>8781113Nigga you can't be serious
>>8781128this but unironicallyyou can't tell me with a straight face she's better than Sana at... anything
Mumei is actually smart, she ends after 90 minutes because she's planning for when she'll have to read SC's after, which will extend the time.
UPDATED EN2 RANKINGS- - - - - - - - -Cute autistic owl who needs to be saved >>>>>> Paizuri sadistic clock with goos taste in games >>>>>>> Bogan space nerd artist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyollie meme rat zoomer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NaTuRe whore of Babylon
I think they should have sex.
>>8781045>streams in this time slot>german autismo game>into world build gameshe's in the eurozonehaven't you all been asking for more euro holos? cover is definitely /HERE/
>Poll on Twitter instead of Youtube
BRAVO NOLAN
whoman better win so we can be mystery niggas
ENJOY THE FUCKING HUGE GBM
YOU BETTER FOR FOR "WHOMANS"
>>8781113newfagchama...
>>8781163too intelligent
>>8780272it's working...
>>8781017This is what the kids call kino.
>>8781082She got told by manager she couldn't play another game so she settled for this
>>8781155>doomposting less than a week after debutToday I remind them
>Twitter pollWhy, youtube has chat function
I really like Mumei going full #Ameway but without the whole bitching at chat in the process
>>8780968lmao i was hoping this would show up
shes knows ame lets her animals run wild and no one cares right?
WHOMANCHADS WE WON
>>8781205More like "woman".
>>8781166To be a misogynist you would need to hate women though
Rushia with a deadbeat
>>8781155Mumei is literally Gura.
We're going to watch Fauna together, you heard her Hoomans
>>8781047Gura already said she’s talkative in the discord calls. I can’t wait for her to get confidence and you retarded saviorschizos drop her too when she’s not an uwu c-can’t talk good girl anymore
>>8781131TKL is atill useful. 60% and below on the other hand
>>8781211very cute retarded daughter
>>8781179A city builder like SimCity or some shit
mumei isn't going to watch fauna...?
HOOMANS OR BUST
REAL HOOMAN BEAN
>>8781128She's worked very hard for it, have any other holos done construction work? This is a very hard-working holobird.
I will (not) watch Fauna!
>>8781113based council newfag
>>8781030>I could not find a better image to describe what it feels like to watch a Mumei stream.More like:
>>8781211Look at her try her best <3
That doesn't sound good.
>>8781128She's the only EN2, possibly the only Holo, that's forklift certified. Sounds like she worked for it to me.
more like Who?mans
>>8781212
>>8781146Except there has already been Council overlap.
>>8781155Newfag spotted!
>>8779214>thousands of may may may applications I wonder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>good and bad news
>>8781155I'm pretty sure most of EN had short streams the first few weeks.
>stream irreguraly >be unable to talk intelligibly >don't use bgm>mumble uncoherently>weird nervous laugh for no reason>end streams prematurelyWhat is her masterplan?
>>8781204Anon...
>>8781113Newfagchama...
>>8780968and people wonder why she's disliked. she hasn't changed at all from the beginning.
>>8780968Wait are people still falling for this?
>>8781226>sadistictry watching streams and stop reading "lore" written by committee
>Good and bad newsEh? I bet she lost perms to some games she wanted to play.
>It's like good or bad news depending on how you look at things.wtf does that mean?
>>8779243imagine all the orcschizos spawnedyou think theyre the dox fags?
> Whoman> Sounds like womanLmao
>>8781291you are gay
>>8781229yea, with Gura
I swear to god if she changes timeslot
>>8781317To win the hearts of all.
>good and bad newsNo... hoomans what does she mean by this?
>>8779214*guitar riff*
>>8780924Mechanical keyboards have the advantage of being more consistent than rubber domes, especially as they age. You can get a mechanical for $70 so there no point in getting a rubber dome keyboard since the ones that have similar features are $30-40.>>8781131I've never needed a numberpad. Not sure why it's considered a meme to not have something that's not usually needed.
>>8781113Jesus christ anon, please go back and watch the streams without coming here
>>8781113Am I getting got?
SugoiWorst sort of ASMR!
>>8781093Sana - Advent as fuckMumei - TECso who plays Vasari?
>>8781113>>8781174Anons...
>HoomansHUGH MANN HATE
>>8780968You should have changed the pasta to say 'that's why I don't want to bother with racing lol'
any rrats about the game?
>tried it yesterdayshe actually prepares for streams in a timely manner!
>>8781090Saviorfags are disgusting
Kronii is hot. I want to cum inside of her.
>>8781342You WILL watch Ina and you WILL like it, EUbro.
>>8781196You made it? Dope, I remember saving a bunch of random soundposts back on /jp/
>>8781273I like cute girls that actually act like girls, sorry for that.
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KORONE IS HAVING SEX WITH MUMEI RIGHT NOW
>other things next timeBecause 90 minutes with 30 minutes to go until Fauna is rly pushing it Mumei...
why couldn't cover get FTL perms, bros?
>>8781373Best post in the thread.
YOU WILL come to Papa's 3D reveal this Sunday...RIGHT?!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG70guLZNEk>IP range ban from posting imagesThis is a 1st...who the fuck went full schizo?
>>8781252>>8781309That reminds me, what the fuck was the big news anyway?
>tomorrowDYRBI
MUMEI, YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING AS VAUGE AND THREATNENING AS THAT AND THEN END THE STREAMLOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE THREAD!
>>8781342I probably won't ever watch her unless Ina isn't streaming if she stays in this timeslot
>>8781360The title says there will be comfy whispers throughout.
>>8781333You didn't really think she would be a history holo right? That's too yab.
>>8781369Didn't she say at the beginning it was Anno?
>bad newsrrat?
>>8781337He's likely a Teamate, so...
>>8781323>1.16 million subscribers.>disliked
>>8781113welcome newfag! try lurking before you make yourself look like a retard
>>8781317Crashing Hololive with no survivors.
Did you rike de retard?
>there are STILL hopium postersThis is starting to get a little sad
>Bad news>Cover doesn't want me playing simulator/building games, I'm being forced to play Apex/Minecraft for the foreseeable futureHow would you react?
>mumei and fauna are in abusive relationship where fauna manipulates mumei and literally forbid her from ever overlapping her under the threat of physical violence and mumei looks up to fauna and never misses fauna stream and fauna forced mumei to stream before her so that mumei advertises her streams each time
>>8781397Anon....
>>8781056Disable hardware acceleration or switch away from chromium.
>>8781351>ever watching a Kiara streamHow about NO. Just clip it.
why the fuck would she say that?
>>8781370dont worry, that'll get cured soon enough
RATE THE STREAM
>>8781378>5am stream todayH-Haha yeah...
WHAT IS ITWHAT'S THE BAD NEWS
RATE THE STREAMRATE THE CONSTRUCTION
Was that a key and door sound?
>>8780705This is the new power of EN. I love it.
>>8781418you will prep for the 16 hour Factorio endurance stream
>your oshi>which game did Mumei wanted to play originally
>>8781358Ina, maybe Kronii.>>8781369Gura was playing Civ VI, probably that and Cover pussied out
>>8781342she's goona change it?
S-She's definitely going to play Hearts of Iron next week bros, /who/ promised she would!
>>8781317she starts coming out of her shell and streaming confidently, and all her fumbling now, intentional or not, means better quality stuff later on will feel even more cathartic and earned.
>>8781413Why wouldn't Teamates watch Fauna
>>8781090>Not wanting to see them succeed so you can move onto other literal who's and help them in attaining successYou aren't saviourfag, you are just pathetic
>>8781291Me neither!
>>8781317SuperChats
>>8781394Doxxfags started spamming CP when the mods started coming down hard on them during/after EN2 debuts
>>8781362>>8781356>>8781351>>8781322>>8781294>>8781249>>8781223Haha jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded. Let's go with that.
>>8781394Autists during the debut were apparently posting CP. If you switch to a different browser it might bypass.
I'm proud of my cun cun today. Sick, no practice, hasn't played MK in over 2 months and finished 3rd or 4th in most races except for 2 where she finished 7th.
>bad news and good news depending on how you look at it.im guessing timeslot change.
Owlcoin isn't looking so good, anons.
>>8781386Gura sounds right up your alley then
>>878144310/10FUCK PETE/10
>>8781436Scuff/kinoCan't wait for the next one
>Mumei telling us she has bad news but not what it is so we worry about it all weekend????
Rate the owl stream
>>8781293you just awakened my sorting algorithm autism, now I need to go watch some videos, fuck you
Any ENs streaming later today?
>>8781436Discovered I'm moronsexual/10
I can't believe it. This stream has BGM.
>>8781419Very cute, very retarded, not for me though.
Did she actually say what the bad news was? I got distracted.
i miss mumers..
>>878144310/10Construction?
>>8781394i'm always up for a pizza dad strem
>>8781418>hopiumwhen will these hopium/copium tourists leave already
>>8781438IRyS is literally unable to stream at EU primetime.
stop calling the owl dumb what is wrong with you fags
>>8781383Glad some people are still around from back when.
I'M AFRAID OF PETE NOW
>>8781424holy shit that is hot
>>8781394>This is a 1st...who the fuck went full schizo?it was a pizza party
>>8781424now THIS is a rrat
does cover require cute holos to have cute background music, at least to start?
>ends stream for her genmate>I will not watch her genmate
>>8781443My heart/10kusoge/10
>>8781323Newfag?
What stupid pet does Meimei have that distracts her so badly?I fucking hate Ame's dogs, but she usually powers through them being a nuisance.
>>87814438/10 finished slow but the first half was pure kino
>>8781365Did someone make a webm of her sparkly eyes on the docking scene?
>>8781326Council tourist
Why did Ame apologize for going chimpanzee mode during the mario kart race, Iofi Moona calliope and Risu we're constantly behind and they never bitched about it
Me brained am hurtnig :)
>>8779214They wanted another Gura
Thank god Kronni and Sana are in this gen.Can't comment on the rrat given her retarded timeslot.
>>8781417I'd be mad. Where is ARK?
>>8781360NTR ASMR when?
In half a hour, Fubuki will kill lots of things before dieing to a skeleton again!She'll even give you a stamp for showing up.
>>8780974turok
>>8781450GuraDidn't she say it was city skylines?
>>8781490pure/10
>>8781436>>87814432VIEW DAUGHTER KINOSTREAM/10
>>8781457>bad news or good news depending on how you look at thingsThat's how I interpreted it
>>8781323Go back tourist
>>8781259As someone who thanks Ame's whole deal with chat has gotten stale it was a nice fresh breath of air
>>8781439She's joining Nijisanji.
hoopium
>>8781436I....can't.I don't know how.No number or word can convey how I feel.
>>8781128shut up Connor
>>8781429...i assume you didnt mean to reply to me?>>8781476No, you shouldnt be here
mi pajarito feliz
Owlbros please survive
>>8781513cute girls like cute things. weird, right?
>>878144310/10, I am smilingSoul/10PETE HATE
>>8781488its to keep us coming back, she knows exactly what shes doing
Kiara's Stille Nacht was amazing...
>>8780968When is this chicken going to graduate? I thought she has calmed down recently, but looking at this I guess it was just the calm before the menhera storm
>>8781439Most likely she can't play a game. Its why she said it was either good or bad depending on your views
i guess she forgot
>>8781226This, but Mumei below Fauna
>>8781075>>8781166
>>8781457She said she had "bad news" to announce, combined with her only just getting up and going back to bed to listen to Fauna screams that she wants to stream at a later hour.
>>8781360>ear cleaning>ear massageTHATS MY SHIT I LOVE THIS LAMY
Sad news: Owl cannot do a history stream about whatever yab thing you can think of
Couldn't she use her outro as BGM?
>>8781128I am legitimately seething that Sana is less popular.I'm ambivalent to Fauna but at least she has a niche she's passionate about rather than literally just existing.
>>8781481What timeline are you from? Owlcoin is soaring to the skies anon
Mumei is like a 2view in the account of a succesful vtuber
>>8781419Your scouting sucks now YAGOO, kneelposting is dead, Ina mogged your ass
>>8780968Had me until the IRyS line. Great work!
>The bad news is that I'm actually really good at games and this was just to get rid of some unwanted rrats. Sorry but we'll be playing EU4's new DLC next week on ironman mode! Eheh~
>>8781436i am in awe
>>8781360Ear licking or onasapo is too spicy for Cover, so we are stuck with budget Patra. I will give her a a try though.
>>8781424>fauna is mumei's bf
>>8781436>>8781443CUTE RETARD / 10im excited to see how she grows and what she'll play over time as she gets comfortable.
>>8781397I think that's when she opened up memberships
asmr is dumb
>>8781419I'm trusting you so far so I'll stay but nigga. So far it seems you dropped the ball on this one.
>>8781427ain't gonna cut it anon
>>8781418There’s…still a chance… https://streamable.com/meqd3h
>>8781429How about you leave you newfag tourist
>>8781436I already forgot/10
>>8781323Retarded tourist
>>8781523If they have, I haven't seen it.There's this though https://files.catbox.moe/5vq2au.mp4
>>8781510Not the same guy, but yeah there's still a handful of us.
Anya
>>8781575Lamy must be joking... there's so many women artists, it's clear that women can do it better than men can.
>>8781464Streaming at the exact same time as Ame
>>8781332At the very least one of them is, those niggas on /who/ found them and barely a few minutes after they posted it that furfag's account was wiped
I'll be honest, Owl is by far the worst EN2 right now. Which is sad because she was hyped up to be the next Ame.
>>8781308There was some overlap for Myth, too. I don't know what the exact rule was but they acknowledged it and it is a temporary thing. Get you whiny ass ready.
>>8781347>You can get a mechanical for $70Too much. You can get a meme-tier Chinesium mechanical with addressable RGB and shitty Outemu switches for $30-40.$70 will actually get you something half decent if all you care about is the thing working and not autism tier shit like hotswap, programmability, etc.
>>8781521All me
>>8781415>>8781515>>8781542keep simping for a literal lolcow
>>8781514Basado
Now that Mumei's done go back to watching Rita!https://youtu.be/wnRC_rCExTshttps://youtu.be/wnRC_rCExTshttps://youtu.be/wnRC_rCExTs
>bad newsMASTER level concern baiting
Images?
EVERYONE SHUT UPWatame is talking
>>8781113top quality bait
>there will be a day where Mumei streams Dwarf Fortress
>>8781418>>8781501The whole idea seems bad anyway. Imagine being a girl trying to enjoy a game while fat sweaty nerds try to backseat and get pissed when you don't do it right
>>8781528Because she wanted out of it to begin with
>>8781510
>>8781663Kill yourself
>>87814437/109/10
>>8781528Because she slams her controller when she gets mad and she got embarrassed about it.
>>8781464Because Ame will be streaming and only a psycho would try to watch ASMR and a regular stream at the same time?
>>8781476No, go back to whatever hole you crawled out of
You guys aren't actually going to watch Fauna over /our girl/ Ame, right?
So are we watching Eddy's girl?
>KINO KINO>MY DAUGHTER>MUST PROTECT>AKASUPAAAAAAAAAI'm starting to really dislike saviorfags, they literally get excited for bad content, no one in EN1 invoked this kind of retardation
>>8780968Jeez. Does she really think she is as good of a singer as IRyS is?
>>87814907 being licked by a boyfriend / 10 distractions
>>8781670watame is always talking.....
>>8781644There are also mant male artists
>>8781645Yeah but it's some kusoge shit vs pampering asmr
>>8781273I like the personality evolutions anyway, so more fun for me
>>8781658go back, immediately.
>>8781658I want seething woman to get out of my board
>>8781510>>8781640Almost a year, maybe more
>>8781673That's just the vtuber experience, though
Dope!
>>8781582Man. I can't believe I can literally only watch Ina live.
>>8781685Why are you being rude?
>>8781644Trust the science
>>8781698>no one in EN1 invoked this kind of retardationnow you're just baiting
I will never understand people that enjoy Mel, Shion, Ame, or Mumei.
>>8781626She wanted to be able to watch Ame too. ASMR sucks shit.
>>8781166>he still thinks men and women are actually the same
>>8781695I'll be listening to Fauna and having Ame on mute.
>>8781450ReineShe wanted to play War of Rights.
>>8781698>posts guraroru
>Kiara fried chicken eating streamYES
I really hope Mumei is that cute and it's not just because of nervousness.
>>8781698He says posting fucking GUra
>>8781698kiara....gura....ame....
>>8781644They are the exceptions, not the rule.
>>8781698Kiar...
>>8781673IRyS seems to have figured out a perfect balance.
>>8781418>20k likes>62 dislikesLOL faggot you still trying?
>350 IPsI wanted to boost the thread's post %, but not like this...
>>8780968>People still falling for this
>>8781640holy FUCK that scared me
>>8781696I WANNA BE WITH EDDY'S GIRL
>>8781485She is but she is getting too loud and overconfident, some times she even is too mean spirited.jnwt2
>>878144310/1010/10How will gen 1 ever compete?
>>8781510Anon, whenever I ask about people who were aronud back then, they end up showing up within the thread most of the time, I genuinely don't think many people ever actually left.Retards just keep saying everyone who trolls them is a newfag so often that people start to believe they aren't being shitposted
Management won't let her do history streams because they're too rife for potential YABs.
>>8781723I miss her..
>>8781695Fauna is /my mama/ so yeah, I'll be there instead.
>>8781631>Edge in the bottom leftBased
>>8781698Heres your (you) now go elsewhere to bait
>>8781510More than you'd think, less than you'd hope
The images....
>>8781633>still clinging to this when Kronii AND FUCKING GURA were the ones who whipped out strategy games latelyYou know your GSG hopes and dreams can just convert over to someone else right?
>>8781510I remember moving day
Be there are be square dorks.
>>8781113It's spoonfeeding at this point but,https://archive.nyafuu.org/_/search/text/vented%20about%20how%20bullshit/
>>8781323where do people you even come from?
>>8781650/vt/ hype is like a blight. Sana was in last place , Rrat was supposed to be the second coming and Fauna was a big deal all that changed.
>rubber glovesKiara...
>>8781658>simping>lolcowGo back troon
>>8781714I mean I do too, my oshi is Gura, I’m just tired of the people that have to use Mumei to shit on her
So what can be both good news and bad news? I'm assuming a timeslot change since it's good for those that can watch it, bad for those that don't
KFC is fucking trash kiara...
>>8781732Truly a mystery
>>8781658Go back you retarded nigger, ywnbaw.
>>8781732>AmeRetard.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>8781443pete?/10 i was mostly listening to it on the ride home but she's cutecant comment on the construction Mumei's the first girl I can't get a good read on in hololive. I'm not gonna say she's boring or lacks substance but whatever she does excel in I haven't caught a glimpse of it yet. Yes, she's cute but I don't understand the goslinging for her so hard already - seems like people are projecting what they want her to be on to a mostly blank slate so far. I will continue to watch her because I want all the girls to succeed and I want to see where she can go
>>8781113>>8781118>>8781174>>8781323>>8781699>>8781658This is the power of near 400 IPs
>>8781695ASMR does nothing for me if I don't have any attachment to the girl doing it.
>>87814438/10Forklift/Certified
I'm excited to see Ame say how cute the frogs are soon!