/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Previous Thread : >>>8615560

>>8634469
>fucked up last stream link

What’s his endgame

/who/re

>>8634567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMW87foNAI

>>8634630
/rrat/

Something about remember

th-this time... this time for sure... my b-bait would work for sure... I-I will finally get (You)s... I can feel it...

>>8634738
(You). Keep up the good work.

>>8634630
based
retarded mongoloid with 0 braincells cant act properly, mutes herself to pretend to be clumsy im so cute and stupid tee hee totally forgot to unmute myself tee hee! when you can literally see that nobody in the chat said that she was muted until she did
shes not even attempting to pretend to try, hololive just hire anyone at this point

>>8634736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoavCVvXGk

>>8634800
But that was the rrat?

woah, to think that my IP counting reps would finally pay off.

I want to nest with Mumei!

I hope she does country roads in her karaoke, her other cover of it was lovely and better than the shark's.

Attention whore who acts stupid and clumsy to try and invoke something in the weak men who watch her, fucking dad

Mumei cute

She wants FREEDOM
https://streamable.com/b4lnac

>>8634946
more like fucking chad lol

>>8634946
>acts stupid and clumsy to try and invoke something in the weak men who watch her
i'm home

>>8634967
but how cute?

If they won't use moded characters representing themselves like gen 1, then as who will they play?

>>8634946
She's for me...

>>8634946
Yeah, me

>>8634946

>>8634946
shes very clearly trying to pull off an innocent autistic shy robot girl tee hee im so stupid and inexperienced act because disgusting subhuman pedophiles (her fanbase e.g. most of this thread) are repulsive brain damaged insectoids who are sexually aroused at the prospect being able to groom girls and exploit experience gaps or a girls general inability to consent or understand what shes doing due to mental issues

one day youll all get the rope, as will h*lolive for monetizing pedo rapists

>>8635109
nigger, you have lost the plot

>>8635109
Nijifriend, no...

>>8635109
Ah so this is your new line after the dox rrats failed?

>>8635109

Mumei is my daughterwife.

There are two types of men in this world. Strong men who HOPE, and weak men who COPE.

Ok, we all know >our opinions about printers, but what about typewriters?
I say they're pretty versatile and made paperwork on the go quicker than pen and quill, plus they have a pretty unique sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxN1C2QQUIE&ab_channel=DrTypewriter

>replies counter going up
>posters count isn’t
Meidos if you smite this guy please do the funny again

Preserving history on Bili2!

I am the dumbest civilian!

>>8635109
I only wish this retard would break some rules so we could ban them and see how many posts vanish

>>8634630
>>8634800
>>8634985
>>8635109
Here I'll give your (You)s. Stop samefagging, retard.

>>8635158
Funny that you say this, there's been a holofag shitting up the NjiEN threads when dead hours come. Wanna trade 'em?

>>8635265
yeah well i wish cover hadn't settled on an NTR generation

mummey a cute

>>8635109
Sweaty, everybody avoids you because you're an insufferable cunt, not because you're a strong independent women.
Back to r/FemaleDatingStrategy/ with you. Shoo, away with you, ugly witch.
Leave the autistic owl alone.

>>8635180
>>8635173
>>8635158
>>8635145
if youre saying that im wrong, then feel free to prove me wrong by telling me why you like her. although the answer is obvious, i have already said why you like her and you pedos are now seething for being called out so youre probably just not going to say anything and therefore prove my point
>>8635266
cope

>>8635201
used to be on team HOPE but I now have admit that mumei is indeed HER

>>8635399
>pedos
mumei isn't a loli though

>>8635404
It isn’t though

She's starting to sound like Hondo Kaede in my brain.

off to a great start, aren't >we

Unironically just ignore the faggot in the thread.

>>8635392
i am a 24 year old male who has been in 2 normal healthy relationships without age or experience differences. cope as much as you want, you groomers are simply the subhuman class of the world whom everyone despises

Anons... your reps... >>8634736

>>8635431
she does act like a retarded kid tho

>>8635514
Sorry, I forgor

judging from the filename I think this person is on the wrong board. I'm sure he would be happier discussing pure (aka underage) tradwives with his buddies on his home board

Arrow
Hide
Don't care and carry on.

>>8635490
>without age or experience differences.
you do realise that for most of this board the second point is only fulfilled when she is playing that character lmao

>>8635540
being mentally retarded != child

I did some archive delving and saw "What type of movies would you want to see Mumei view" and no one mentioned The Pentagon Wars, I reccomend it, its a good watch.

Okay, my fellow discordfriends, what are our plans for today to shit up the thread?

>>8635436
I wish anon, I wish...

>>8635490
>healthy relationships
>2
>2 relationships by age of 24
>healthy
So why did they end again?

>>8635490
What a coincidence, I also happen to be near your age and have been in two healthy relationships without much of an age difference during my life.
You are the subhuman class every reasonable person despises. Nuance is a nonexistent concept in your rigid worldview.
Nothing constructive can come from such unfounded prejudice.

just post sexy and cute mumei with her mumeis on show

>>8635593
yes, but doesnt change anything. what matters is that this is what excites sick mentally ill groomoids

>>8635109
calm down, brittany

:angry printer noises:

i love this owl

>owl cutie makes people seethe harder than kiara
New oshi.

>>8635668
>My face
>Right there

>>8635514
To not succumb to one's basic baitbiting urges is a constant struggle.

>>8635672
>manchild likes womanchild
who cares

>>8635746
yea, im thinking she's based

>>8635609
As an antiquitynigger, 'Helen of Troy' or 'Spartacus' would be a good start for the period.

>>8635609
i want her to do a watchalong of 300

>>8635609
Office Space

Stay mad.

>>8635658
>without much of an age difference
>much of a difference
at our young age anything over a year is a huge difference, cope

>>8635609
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>>8635399
reminder: none of you pedos have replied with a reason for why you enjoy her which isnt what i have mentioned already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEe6HmjUpXE

>>8635925
You'll be accepted in your next audition, friend. Do not falter.

>>8635399
Ouch, that's one of their favorite bullets lmao

>>8635825
Glad that you said that! The age difference in both of them was less than two years (18/19 and 15/16). The most unhealthy relationship I had were those with almost no age gap at all, but I don't think this means anything. It's another point I think you are unable to take a nuanced look at. Age difference matters, yes, but other factors even moreso.
I think the one desperately looking for reasons to cope and dismiss my words here is you.

Mumei a cute!

>>8635399
>>8636063
so just as i have predicted: retarded childish namecalling and generic insult attempts when all you had to do was say why you like mumei
i ask you once again, why do you enjoy her?
although everyone here knows anyway that it is impossible to answer that without sounding like a massive degenerate groomer

>>8635925
She's got a cute girl next door personality, medium preimum breasts, and she seems like someone who'd be nice to just hang out with

>>8636058
>RO OST
based.

I can't wait for Ceres to bully Mumei

>>8635609
It's funny but also hilariously inaccurate. The real Colonel Burton was a fucking moron who thought a subsonic aircraft armed with a 30mm cannon but no radar, no missiles, and no modern bomb sights would be suitable for modern warfare. He belongs to the same circle of nutjobs as Pierre Sprey and Mike Sparks, who are notorious for similarly awful ideas.

He also thought that loading up the Bradley prototype with fuel and ammunition and then hitting it with heavy anti-tank weapons that it was never designed to withstand was a legitimate test that would bury the program, when in reality, its Soviet counterparts proved to have much worse survivability than the Bradley.

>>8636389
I don't feel like justifying myself to a faggot who barges in acting like a chimp when everyone was having a good time.
I'll let you in on one of the reasons why I like her though: it makes you seethe.

so she's talentless, bland, and a whore, but it makes /vt/ mad so it's worth having her in hololive. lol.

Why do they always put the time in PST when EST is at least 5 times more populous idgi

>>8636616
>she's talentless, bland, and a whore
So she's perfect for you, Mr. "I already had two failed relationship I claim to have been healthy" at age 24.

>>8636414
what are you trying to hide by lying? you have watched one of her streams for at least a few minutes havent you? what exactly would make you think that she is "someone whod be nice to hang out with" when she is unable to form and finish coherent sentences and makes annoying sounds every few seconds? what would you do "hanging out" with an autistic developmentally challenged girl that is near functionally retarded? its pretty obvious why you like her
>>8636528
once again, proving my point. you cannot say what it is because i have already said that you want to be able to groom underdeveloped oblivious girls and you clearly arent able to refute that, without any namecalling.
although i suppose your childish behaviour is justified, as your phones autocorrect is showing that youre phoneposting past your bedtime. you have to go back

>>8636660
Probably because she lives there?

>>8636720
So? The schedule obviously isn't for her

>>8635925
But she's a full grown-ass woman and her model looks nothing like a child? Stop being so opinionated about what men like then maybe you'll be accepted too

>>8636719
still not that anon. cope as much as you want but everyone with at least 5 brain cells who isnt a sick subhuman pedo groomer like you hates her shitty pedo pandering act
and heres some advice for you to not get stuck up on my relationships: have sex

>>8636721
So I say what I like and you say "no, I know you better"? I can see why your relationships failed, you kind of need to see someone for who they are not what you want them to be if you want to have any kind of healthy relationship. Also just because you break up doesn't mean the relationship failed, it just means it didn't work out, only a child, like yourself, deals in absolutes when the real world is just a sea of grays

>>8636721
>vtuber debuts
>is nervous and shy, will need time to come out of her shell
>omfg she's fucking retarded and you're all pedos!11

Are you actively trying to convince us all that you're a worthless fucking tourist?

>won't be able to catch the stream
K-keep me posted...

Stop replaying to bait, holy shit.

You know what? I think I forgot

>>8636721
>as your phones autocorrect is showing that youre phoneposting past your bedtime
Lmao where do you see an autocorrect ESL-kun?

>>8636881
>nervous and shy
actually nervous and shy people dont need to actively say and repeatedly remark that they are nervous and shy, cope harder retard

He asked a question of opinion, he got an answer and then decided it's a lie for no reason whatsoever. It should be apparent to everyone by now this guy is just fishing for (you)s.

STOP REPLYING FAGGOTS

What happened to the old rrat?

>>8636903
>>8636988
I'll reply to you. What now bitch.

>>8636903
I'm convinced they're just replying to themselves at this point

>>8636988
Nah I want to see how deep this rat can dig a hole

>>8636856
Great, all you have proven is you either know how to use an editor or that you are a different anon, but just as retarded as him.

What are Mei's collab nucleus?
Time and Nature?

>>8635925
I'll give (you) a reason, how about a few;
I like her overall design, it's not complicated, but not too basic. She's cute, nearing levels of Gura's cuteness. She seems super nice and chill, comparing her to some of the others who are too high-energy, it's nice to have that. Her chest isn't even that small, what child has that large of a chest? Seems like projection to me. Why aren't you in the Gura thread asking the same question? I have a question for you, too; Why do you hate her so much?

>>8637019
It's true, mumei is billie eilish

>>8636976
What kind of brain-dead monkey are you? It's obvious from listening to her for 5 minutes and she knows it's obvious, so she addressed it. It often takes new members a couple of months to settle in, but your limited mind will never be able to comprehend this.

>>8636955
autocapitalized i in the middle of a sentence. since youre a zoomer who grew up on phone app based social media you wouldnt understand but nobody capitalizes anything beyond the start of a sentence on the internet (if at all) unless theyre using a phone with autocorrect
ill clue you in on something more since youre gonna finish highschool soon: nobody cares about orthographic conventions in uni when youre writing latex docs about experiments

I was an idiot for believing the printers would leave this thread alone

>>8636903
It's the first time newfags here had antis, let them get used to it.

They're using the same shit on the Fauna general and try to start some similar shit on /∞/.

>>8637219
No, you were just an idiot for thinking it would happen within 3 days

>>8634469
>We still don't have a designated community name
Bros, I thought she would remember...

>>8637257
huh? I thought time was mostly safe from antis

>>8637257
>/∞/
y

>>8635647
Ogey

>>8635048
This level of cuteness shouldn't be possible. It can't be quantified.

>>8637322
youre already known as "groomers"

>>8637257
what do you think is the common factor between those threads?

>>8635109
>as will h*lolive for monetizing pedo rapists
we um, we not gonna mention the fact that niji can be ten times worse about that sort of thing?

>>8637345
>>8637361
It's a discord raid. Even nijis are having this problem. Only Kiara threads are safe,

>antis
this is not /jp/
those absolute demons actually spam streams they don't like

This entire thread must be purged.

>>8637322
she forgot...

>>8637257
I mean, the Fauna one is 100% confirmed. It's not even speculation.
With Mumei it was always just "maybe".

>>8637322
We have no name.

>>8637345
>>8637361
They started the same shit with lesbian shit right after Kronii was done with Superhot and as as far Fauno general goes, they used the same verbiage.
It all reeks of a raid, a shitty one at this.

>>8637322
We're civilians.

>>8637322
It's more kino to have no name.
Or maybe something similar to nanashi or mumei that indicates no name, i don't know anything of those.

Hey guys I just got a new printer, you guys want to see it?

>>8637461
We are anonymous.

>>8637440
it's absolutely confirmed. cover thought reddit would accept this and they're probably right.

>>8635758
Remember to respect the rules of the empire and ignore the barbarians breaking

>>8637322
Literally whos
Nani

>>8637560
Before and After pic of it being hydraulic pressed please

>>8637560
I think we may have already met but i forgor

Owl Bros, My obsession to Mumei is definitely not normal. I normally don't care about BF rrats but this one devastated me. Korone was my oshi before the owl and im aware of her dead rrats but that didn't stopped me from staying on her channel and being my favorite . Fauna's recent bf rrat also didn't stopped me from watching her and same to ame and probably gura(if ever she gets one). My obsession reaches the point that Im willing to stay all night just to see her live 3am in morning and sleep when the sun is already rising. i also like ina's stream and they have almost identical schedule but Ina's did not really made me wanna stay up all night. Because of that bad sleeping habit that i developed ever since Mumei debuted, I missed my breakfast not once but twice and it's likely to continue the chain. I had a gf, im not a kiss less virgin, and i do touch grass but every girl that i met outside did not motivated me to go in a relationship again until Mumei debuted. she turned me into a real gachikoi (not even korone able to do so). I think i genuinely fell inlove with her not as a weeb's disposable seasonal waifu but in a serious way and knowing there's a person behind the persona, that made me more eager to love her as a real person

>inb4 mumei is 'her' and has a bf
Stfu. Dead rrat should not be able to talk

>take med
No

>>8637322
It will change every week, maybe even every stream.

why did she do it bros?

Is SimCity 3000 /who/ approved?

>>8637633
meds

>>8637560
Damn anon, you got a new printer just to smash it to pieces? That's some dedication.

>>8637633
Based. Never take your meds

>>8637435
It must be done

>>8637633
take meds
also she is HER

>>8637633
Didn't read but congratulations.

>>8637633
Never let them make you take your meds

>>8637672
Missclick sad face.

>>8637744
Glade you could make that, anon.

>>8637633
Just imagine if Mumei met you on the streets and her reaction to your creepiness, But don't take those meds.

>>8637633
based, didn't read

>>8637633

>>8637744
She's based as Arthas

>>8634946
>acts stupid
Anon....

>>8637633
ropium

Still in awe with this one. Dunno who the artist is but damn.

>>8635609
Falling Down with Michael Douglas

>>8637584
Not that there was ever any doubt. Out of the few people who would be bothered enough by it an even smaller amount even knows.
Tons of people will never know. I kinda envy them. Impossible to be on /vt/ and not end up learning morr than you might want to, resulting in it affecting your enjoyment of streams.

>>8636721
I dunno about other people in this thread, but I am autistic myself. Act or not, it reminds me of myself before I became extremely jaded and stopped talking to people altogether, so I enjoy watching her for the nostalgia of what one might call blissful ignorance and the fact that she is just adorable in general. I don't really care if it's an act, all of the hololive girls are playing a character to some degree.

hoo's it going, fellowls?

>>8638012
I want Mumei to explore lost civilzations like in Journey, Nier, and Outer Wilds!
What she lacks tho as displayed in the recent stream is immersion. She badly needs it.

>>8638095
I'm owlright, thanks for asking

>>8638095
Shut up we're not taking fellowls.

I want to hold Mumei's hand as I take her along with me into a world of perversion and sex
She's innocent right now, but I'll be the one who changes that.
I will introduce her to the wonders of sexual intercourse. And then fetishes.
And before you know it she's an anal queen.

>>8637806
Luckily, im in to that shit

>>8638204
eddy has fucked her in every hole until they're loose and sloppy

just let him reply to himself, he'll get bored eventually

>>8638095
sounds canadian heh

>>8638259
banned*

>>8638110
I guess. I was thinking that she was starting to get into it more halfway through on Journey. Ther's definitely room for improvements.

>>8638046
theyre actually trying and generally acceptably good at it, unlike miss "i have to remind you that im shy every 2 minutes because otherwise you wouldnt be able to tell"

>>8638259

>>8638012
https://twitter.com/chalalalaleng/status/1430426640232849408

>>8638359
thanks anon

>>8638259
Go print yourself fag

>>8636527
It is satire and cynicism to its core, design wise this thing was more meant to have an engaging, balls deep combat encounters with the soviets, so on paper it is quite an understandable approach to lump in so much shit, but in the other hand M2 ODS is lagging behind in modern encounters, like on militia-esque scenarios, which is why the US is focusing more in MRAP's, apparently the Bradley didn't have a V-Hull so have fun if your aluminum covered APC hits an EID, you may as well pack some meat and marshmallows to leave a tasty meal to Mohammed.
Movie wise I think it’s neat in the sense that people who aren't that much into history get to “witness” a modern world scandal without being a politics landmine all over, the humor is natural and realistic, which is something that most movies lack these days in my opinion.

any idea when the range ban is over?
https://twitter.com/chaban7580/status/1430115569857036291

>>8638343
Mumei is playing a character the hardest, that's why everyone (outside this board) is falling for her despite barely doing anything
The cognitive dissonance over her and Fauna's numbers are amazing

>>8638390
rude

>>8638540
Just don't be a seanig bro.

Whoomers, I just want to say your oshi is cute and also based
T. Kronie

>>8638690
Us yuropoors are just as schizo, apparently

>>8638693
I used to frown at kronies because of their smug superiority, but because of this post, I'll smile instead,

>>8638690
Burger, BRs and Yurorpoors got affected as well.

>>8635201
FEATHER PUBES

>>8638693
Thanks, genuinely happy your Oshi is making it.
Hope they all will!

>>8638811
Hot. I'll lick

>>8638818
not mumei or fauna tho

>>8638693
My co-oshi is great, not gonna lie.
Hope this keeps up until a future collab between the two, when the time is right.

>>8638959
>Co-oshi
I hate this so much

Let's see if you're so smart.

Explain the lore of Mumei in HoloEN.

>>8639060
once upon a time an egirl decided she could increase her revenue by thotting on hololive

>>8639060
I forgo

>>8635294
How about we just agree to execute our mutual hostages. Put them out of everyone’s misery

>>8639060
>literally just pic related

>>8639060
She's the younger sister that gets bullied relentlessly for wetting herself, the rest is all filler

>>8639060
one of us

>>8638811
I SAID, WE'LL BE REMODELLING YOUR OWL HOLE.

>>8639138
I wish

>>8639060
Literally a hyperborea meme in anime girl form

>>8639060
literally me

>>8639184
Licking her bfs cum out of Mumei's cloaca...

>>8639113
this applies to every hoelolive girl
except mori shes based

>>8639060
Boring Burrito Gurdian.

>>8639231
If you don't stream Julius Caesar I'm going to __cry__

>>8639184
Mmmm, tasty noodle

>>8639060
She is literally the living embodiment of the mark that humans have left on this world, so technically Mumei was created by... >Us I guess? Allegedly she wasn't even created by Gods.

>>8639060
>lore
reddit

You guys are not doing a good job at not taking bait today.

>>8639371
>used goods
reddit

>>8639422
Yes, Mumei would be sad at the amount of bait that was taken today.

>>8639422
It's them replying to themselves

do you see fauna and mumei as a mother-daughter relationship or older sister-younger sister relationship? I see them as the latter

>>8639422
smol business needs printers prease andastando
t. wagie

>>8639060
I forgot.

>>8639422
There's only 1 IP on this thread and it's all me.

Do you guys think she's good at DST?
She said on her debut that she likes world building game

>>8639539
Fauna said she hasn't played before?

>>8639506
well according to lore Mumei raped Fauna

>>8639506
They are sworn frenemies

>>8639506
The latter

>>8639506
The latter
And (You) are part of Civilization (i.e. you're dating Mumei)
Deep down however, part of you wants to return to monke (i.e. Fauna keeps trying to get you to cheat on Mumei)
You can either take the bait and fuck the shit outta fauna or stay loyal to mumei and eventually start a happy family

>>8639539
you misspelled STD, of which she is a proficient and adept collector

>>8638774
Feels good being a leaf for once.

Is there a stream today? I forgor...

>>8639506
I see them as my wives

>>8639674
Collab with Fauna

>>8639060
I still think the council lore is too shallow and full of holes. It's kind of pointless to discuss it,

>>8639279
TRUE

>>8639674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnU in 12 minutes.

>>8635109
printer detected

>>8638774
>everyone except for e*rope gets banned
>the only continent with ages of consent at 14-15
>sudden increase in pedos and visible majority of groomers
it all makes sense now

>>8639649
Towa...

>>8639674
Collab stream with Fauna, playing Don't Starve. With Mumei's IQ, it's going to be interesting.

>>8639601
>>8639622
based and cute scenario
>>8639598
hmm there's no reason for them to hate each other though
>>8639588
not based

>>8635109
Print more

>>8639766
Your reading reps anon...

I feel like the schizo hatethreads have finally leaked.

>>8639924
speak english, i dont understand your groomer vernacular and code words

>>8638774
I'm a yuropoor and I can still post pics.
Only some parts of Europe are banned I guess.

>>8639941
there isn't any right now so they come here

>>8639924
You got what he meant by burgers, surely you can figure what yuropoors means too. I believe in you friend.

>>8639941
They'll go wherever they can to spread shit and make people angry. Just ignore and move on, let them have their schizo fits.

>>8635109
You are right. But youre also part of it. You got here somehow.

>>8640079
and hes a german. of course a pedo groomer is german, the european country with the lowest age of consent is drooling over the character with the innocent dumb autistic girl act. why am i not surprised in the slightest?
i dont even have to actively converse with you, you just keep proving my points by yourself

PRINTERS HATE
>[RINTERS HATE
PRINTERS HATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnU
Get in here, INDUSTRIAL TIME. Cut all the tree.

Get in here fags, the stream is starting soon.

I can't wait to watch Nature and Civilization slay Humbaba.

>>8640168
im just here because i was expecting intelligent history mommy, not.... the exact polar opposite thats as far away as is possible from that
but i found out that its incredibly easy to get groomer pedos to seethe and foam at their mouths fuming when you put them on the spot, so i enjoy the free entertainment and (You)s

>>8640169
Medikamente
JETZT

>>8640304
my sincerest condolences

>late
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Noooo, plantfags will see the iq ofmy owl oshi...

>>8640169
what did he mean by this

Wheres the owl...

>>8640380
NATURE HATE

Owl doko

>>8640380
inb4 mumei forgor

The owl WILL build a wall to keep away the monsters, just like emperor Hadrian did during AD 122.

Mumei is panicking RIGHT NOW over being late!
Cute!

>>8638421
They need a replacement at this point because it's been decades, but Bradleys wrecked face in the Gulf War when they were used exactly for what they were built to do, and got more armored kills than the actual tanks. When they were built, they were excellent machines with excellent optics and fire control systems.

Also, these days MRAPs are being replaced by JLTVs.

GREEN LAMY HATE

IT'S STARTING

>late
nice oshi owLOSERS lmao gottemmmmm

Owl better be cute tonight or I'll spank her butt

PLANT LIVE

So whose fault is it?

it's been 3 minutes I can't take it anymore I need them

live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnU

>>8640522
it was me

POwlV doko............

>>8640346
a germoid and a pedophile groomer. again, as ive said, thank you for just continuing to prove me right time and time again

I love mumei & ceres!

>>8640522
sorry I was busy with her and didn't see the time

she just tweeted

sorry owl bros Mumei and i were having a quick fuck before the stream, ahaha my bad, was a bit too rough and she couldn't stand up after i finished , ahaha

Where is it...

>>8640415
>european country
>nigeria
they dont teach you reading comprehension at grooming school eh

>>8640522
Mumei most likely. Still love her though.

>>8640643
No. She's putting her back clothes in front of me right now

I'm going to marry Mumei

>Literally a hotfix right before the stream starts

They should do a stream with 4 players( Mumei, Ceres and the boyfriends)

>>8640725
get in line

THEY'RE HERE

>>8640725
Taken. Sad for you
Luckily its me

UUUUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8640725
I have already married her, we're on honeymoon to byzantium as we speak

>>8640749
I'm not gonna play DST

>thank you for waiting
No worries it's not like I pay for FREE ENTERTAINMENT.

>>8640643
>>8640631
>>8640544
I genuinely worry about some of you

>>8640781
t. me

>>8640737
Thats some timing

Cute!!

My wife! She's so cute

Haven't had a chance to catch up with their streams, the owl seems pretty comfy

Mumei is single, but soon she will have many husbands once she opens membership.

>Open stream
>Mumei's model staring directly at Fauna's tits
Based

>>8640820
Stop replying to the discord trannies

>>8640415
>German has the lowest age of consent
>It's one of the other 14 countries with the same age of consent

Retard.

>>8640481
Fuck you're right, the JLTV is next on the line, but you make some solid points. Enjoy the stream

cute fucking singing aaaahhhhhhhhh

She is so cute, precious, and lovable

CUTE

My owl wife is so cute...

I need her singing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

shame she's a whore

My cute wife singing and being cute on stream!

>>8640820
just mad you weren't pounding that sweet owl ass

>>8640911
Yea like ur mom

I want Mumei to sing me to sleep.

Jesus, cute singing

MOMMY MILKY OOOUUUOOOOH

>>8640631
Remember to make Ceres rest a bit before the stream, okay?

>>8640929
>still barely any nsfw art
This is the real tragedy.

STOP LOOKING AT HER TITS

Play the game already

gonna need art of chibi Mumei on Sana's shoulder

when is she going to do karaoke, my soul needs it

How do I mute the Fauna girl?

She'll die a lot
HOW DO WE SAVE HER ANONS

>>8641033
I WILL SAVE HER

Mumei. Girl. Just partner just tried to start a conversation, speak.

kusa (grass)

God fucking dammit, she's too cute. We're just a few minutes in and I can already tell I'm not gonna make it.

Fauna POV actually makes it better kek

>>8640996
literally unwatchable
I dont wanna watch this bitch
gimme owl's pov

I will provide for my wife Mumei so she never has to work another day in her life, even after her time in Hololive is over

>>8641033
Don't worry im behind her right now. She's still naked after we fucked

>>8641066
*Your
fucking autocorrect

Do they both play on laptops or is their iphone camera ducktaped to the ceiling?

She forgot her gen mate's name for a moment. I love her

>>8641111
literal cuckold. this is what these threads are going to turn into. hopefully it stays contained like the become lamy thread.

Allright anons how long do you think they will last before dying

My prediction is that they are going to walk into the swamp and die

"...bae? OH"

Did she just forgot the rrat's name kek

>>8641123
t. me

>>8641188
kek

Why are you people like that, just enjoy the collab, the fact that it is a collab might help Mumei with dead air issues she suffered from in Journey stream.
Support them, unity motherfuckers.

>>8641182
They will die the first night

>>8641188
Literally me

>>8641182
Lose sanity and get jumped by shadow monsters.

>>8640962
Kirin milkers...

>>8641188
She forgor

>>8640859
of course shes single, why would she limit herself to one boyfriend when she can have casual sex with a new man every day?

>>8641188
>balls
kek

>>8641188
she forgor.....

Bro... Nature just saved our civilization.

Holy fuck she's so retarded, I love her

>>8641188
SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE
5%
REEEEEEEEE

>Mumei loves humans so much she asks Kronii to give every one of her fans their own Mumei from a separate timeline.

it's like gura reincarnated into a bustier, cuter girl

>>8641188
Yesterday I had also forgotten the rat's name. I was trying to remember for quite a while and still had to google it.

>>8641153
Probably not since Mumei has a really noisy keyboard.

Fuck this is just a babysitting Mumei stream isn't it?

>>8641324
Finally, happiness...

I just want to marry her and have a traditional family for fucks sake

>we just need to survive
>oh im good at that!
bros shes going to die to spiders isnt she

>>8641363
good

>>8641224
yes agree

>>8641324
I'm glad my cute post is going to be repeated in the future

>>8641363
Kino stream

This collab will be Mumei repeating every single Fauna's word in a timid tone

>>8641363
I know, I'm so jealous of Fauna.

I am going to fall asleep this time. Let me get my cushion.

MUMEI THINKS FROGS ARE CUTE, PLEASE TAKE A NOTE OF THAT FOR THE FUTURE

I love our robot owl.
Clash of the Titans (1981) when?

>>8641450
>there's a man. No a pig

Savage

She does sound a bit like Gura

>>8641444
Yes.

And I'm going to enjoy every moment of it

This owl is retarded, just like me....

>Run!!
>Ogey
I can't... shes just too cute

>>8641587
What an outstanding citizen.

Oh THATS what Faunas voice reminds me of. The fucking Peppa Pig meme thing.

>>8641636

They sould start saying PING PONG or they're gonna have pretty hard time talking to each other.

This is the most powerful sleep aid ever invented

Is she retarded or autistic? I can't tell the difference so far

P O O P O O

>>8641727
Yes

She's learning!

Uhh bros...

Has anyone ever seen gura and mumei in the same stream/room together?

>>8641727
She's literally a robot

>>8641785
UH OH STINKY

>OOHH
>POO POO
bros i cant its too much, so fucking cute

>>8641811
Stop, my dick can only get this hard!!

>>8641811
SOON

PROTECT MUMEI MORE YOU NATURE LAMY

>>8641727
She's the type that needs a teleprompter and still forgets her lines

>>8641795
That is her favorite pastime after all

>>8637584
>>8638030
>if I keep saying it people will believe it
It’s really not her though

That was the cutest way of saying poo poo I've ever heard.

This collab is a lot of fun, it's novel to watch someone who isn't a huge g a m e r grow and fauna teaching her is such a cute dynamic

>>8641811
Someone need to make a story about it

>>8641917
>obtaining
>NOT retaining

Guys, i guess i'm getting addicted to poo poo

>Mumei keeps glaring at natures cleavage
Truly a woman of culture

>>8641917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1RJTHf5fk&ab_channel=TaiLopez

NOT THE BEES

>bees *wimper*
I cant bros

This level of RP makes other holo collabs look like twitch collabs

Green Lamy would be great for ASMR streams.
I'm not talking about the audio porn people call it nowadays, I'm talking stroking a rugged paper for 10 mins in silence then saying a few words then going back at it.

My wife needs a hug right now