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>>8636343KIARA IS REAL???
Kiara is talking nervously like if (We) were about to have sex.
>>8636473>>>/k/iara+is+real
Pewdiepe x Kiara collab when??
I love Ina!
Pineapple in Lasagna doesn't sound bad at all
Gura lust
>>8636473It turns out Kiara is, in fact, real
>>8636543t. enchou
Blowing fat sticky ropes of cum all over Kiara's gloved hands as she looks away in disgust!
>>8636343She is so cute bros
BITCH LASAGNA
NAKED AQUA
>>8636543Ammazzati
>>8636543you sick fuck
Wait the two cats aren't confined? What stops them from going on camera?
>>8636537Pewdiepie X Gura collab imagine the numbers
KFP, why does your oshi hate Italians? Pineapples in lasagna would make the whole country cry.
I love Kronii
>>8636473MY WIFE IS REAL
Live now>Luna electronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crUIbnJ_mio>Kiara cooking Lasagnahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf6DWemSxVo>Aruran Minecrafthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hxhkESwvZwLive in one hour>Ceres and Mumei Don't Starve Togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnULive in two hours>Ina Mario Kart 8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyXtMTFYDsLive in four hours>Fubuki Undertale Genocide speedrunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTUHY63cTfs
Cat meows!
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHONKERS
>owns a restaurant>is a nervous fucking wreck pealing an onionWhat's her major malfunction?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJT7YwsNFQs
I didn't think the cats would be free, that seems risky.
Kiara baby
BITCH LASAGNABITCH LASAGNA
other threads is (probably) going to get slapped so im gonna post here.
UHHHHH KFP? Why is your oshi naked?
CHONKERS WILL DOX HERSELF
>>8636343Is that real?!
KIARA HAS SEEN NAKED AQUA AND MANHANDLED HER WITH HER NAKED HANDS
That thread is gonna get nuked
Owl soon!!
>open Kiara's stream>today we're making a bitch>cats in the background>keep stream open
Ahhh which thread niggers
>>8636591Is haachama ogey?
>>8636585FUCK YOU, CHONKERS STREAM WHEN?
>>8636574Damn I knew Kiara was based but I didn't know she was THIS based
*Makes sure everything goes alright*How C H A O T I C
>>8636574Hating italians is the most reasonable thing kiara does.
>>8636586she doesn't do the cooking herselfshe's just the manager
KFPs, is this your oshi?????????
>>8636592I want more yab from Kiara because I love her.
Two questions1. Why do all holos have to wear (normally black) gloves when showing their real bodies? 2. Kiara's voice sounds so much better in this stream, what's going on?
HOW MANY FUCKING FRENCH FRIES ARE THESE?There is no way KFP is this busy, it's wasteful you're going to throw 70% of these away
be not afraid
Here are the current streams happening friends.Kiarfield is having an onion related freak out because the gods are trying to tell her that putting onions in Lasagna is blasphemous and that she should just forgo the onion all together and continue on with the rest of the meal. Of course cosplaying as herself has given her intense mind blocking powers so she's not worried about that but instead much like everyone else in /hlgg/ has developed quite the glove fetish.While Luna's giving us some of the cutest winks in all the lands as she's put down her electone for today and is now reading through all of the supachats she's received today.While Pizza Papa's in quite the jubilant mood if you couldn't tell by his intense shouting and smiling as the experiments he's conducting using fireworks, TNT and gravel is going off well. Tabun.
>>8636623Not the one going to get deleted obviously
With a little practice Kiara could be the perfect housewife
>Normal Mic Hate General
>CATTHAT IS A BABY LMAO KPFKEKS
>forget about Kiara stream>she was half an hour late anywayez gam ez lif
>>8636611Mumei is my daughterwife and theres nothing you can say that'll change that fact.
>>8636623The one that's not going to get slapped, dumbass
>>8636623the one without an NSFW oppic, dummy
>>8636156I think it's just more respecting the illusion than anything else. I mean Kiara already knows everyone knows what she looks like so it's not like she has anything to hide at this point, but it's still just part of the whole holo experience
I think is important for the quality of the thread to state a simple fact, so the thread advance as normal and without too much drama and baitsReply this post with this to take it out of your systemI FUCKING HATE KIARA
Bets on her showing the cats on camera?
>That sexy nyaHoly shit my dick
>>8636613They are the best!
>>8636574What about gabagool on lasagna
ENTER
>>8636605Imagine if Chonkers jumped on the table!
ONE OF THE CATS IS GONNA JUMP ON TOP OF THE TABLE
*casts a spell to have Chonkers jump on the counter and knock over the camera stand have it land facing up*
>Haachama cooking without the Haachama crazinessI think she completely missed the point of Haachama cooking and why it's funny.
lol having to pretend like she doesn't know the context behind/content of bitch lasagna
>>8636591Perfect.
SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE BITCH
>>8636638Yes, and that’s me as well, please don’t do me.
>>8636638Yes...
>>86366401.) Hands eroi2.) Her normal mic settings are dogshit
>20 minutes have passed>has successfully pealed and cut one onionImpressive. Most impressive
>>8636613I would die for them
>>8636572Really bro? You think theres gonna be some random Austrian who goes>I know those pussies!When her roomate is easily findable?
jesus christ kiara using a dull knife with an inexperienced usage gives me anxiety
Hey coo/ck/s, is it true that cutting the ends of the onion is what makes you cry?
>>8636653she's a whore!
say something nice about HoloHood
>>8636642Seriously nigga?
>>8636680I'm here to cum, anon.
What's with the fucking pathetic knife?
>>8636659Calm down Yukimin, she ain't gonna put the pineapple in there
>>8636638Yes that is indeed my wife
ENTER DAD
>>8636680You could just say you've never watched hololive.
Meimei a cute!
>>8636623I can't lie, the other one looks tempting
>>8636638no tbis is
>>86366401. it's hot2. fuck the GoXLR
Why are Kronies so fucking HORNY??
>KNIFE NOT SHARPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FIX IT
Guys? Kiara's voice is hot? How the fuck am I supposed to hate her today?
>>8636649Would you cosplay as yourself friend?
>>8636640Her voice has always been down to whacky audio settings. I recall some KFP audio engineer was going to write to her about it but even if he actually did the letter probably gonna take forever to come.
>>86366401. So that we don't break illusion by seeing their real body.2. She's using an old, inferior mic
>>8636700No
>>8636659I FUCKING LOVE KIARA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8636701They be real ass niggas.
>>8636586KFP a such shitty fucks and so bad at their jobs the manager has to step in and cut the onions cause they're off plucking their feathers in the bathroom
(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
>>8636722facts.
>>8636701Why is Miko ther-Ohhhh right.
TAKAMORI IS REAL
I'm sorry she has a KFP bucket, and also is wearing sleeves that match? Really Kiara?
>>8636650Yeah, me.
>>8636574https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armistice_of_Cassibile
>>8636667You shut your fucking mouth-peko
>>86366401. So that schizos can't identify them through the pigmentation in their skin2. A good mic is only worth a damn if you actually set it up.
>>86366907 hours let's goooo
>only one other person at work>Still can't bring myself to watch from my officeWhat headphones are good for vtubers, I watch since asmr...
PASTA? WE AIN'T GOT THAT, ONLY SPAGHETTI
>>8636729Sex boobs Sex voice Sex personality
>>8636642Anon have you seen the q3 analysis? KFP is having unprecedented growth since the new branch opened. The average wait time is 30 minutes now.
ENTER THE MOOR OF NIPPON
>>8636540私もイナが大好き!
Stuff like this, the BBQ party and Ame taking pictures while streaming and showing her pet / desk yesterday makes the audience feel more connected to the streamer and I wish Ina or Gura did something kike this but I guess it'll never happen.
>>8636711THEY ARE
this knife use is almost as anxiety inducing as watching kays cooking
>>8636574il mio cazzo è troppo duro, ci può mettere carne di cane per quanto mi importi
>>8636751Isn't she great?
>>8636659FUCK, I WANT TO SEE KIARA HAPPY AT THOUSAND OF PEOPLE STANDING IN ATTENTION IN FRONT OF SCREEN WITH HER ON ITSHE DESERVES IT
I need everyone in this thread to tweet at Kiara after the stream to fix her normal audio setup.She has no fucking clue how hard she's debuffing herself.
Mumei wins!
>>8636747kek
>10k and risingfucking based, everyone needs to see this live
retire old mic kiara
>>8636638don't doxx my hand like this
>>8636735I do it daily.
>>8636682Hell, I didn't even know the context behind it before you mentioned it having some history. I'm sure there's tons like me out there too.
>>8636680Weird, I'm enjoying this stream a lot and haachama's cooking is pretty much only good for a clip of the "funny insect" part
Kiara is normally so confident so the gap moe is off the charts right now. Holy cute.
>wearing glovesWHY THE FUCKIS SHE SO AFRAIDOF SHOWING SKINEXPLAIN THIS TO MEIT'S IRONIChttps://imgur.com/a/EWtqJ3Shttps://imgur.com/a/EWtqJ3Shttps://imgur.com/a/EWtqJ3Shttps://imgur.com/a/EWtqJ3S
>Kiara's costume is based on how she dresses while streaming>when she has the alt costume It means she's wearing a see through shirt with only her bra underneath, sometimes not even that
>>8636704EU schizoposting, they're not used to this kind of abundance Also a lot of russians for some reason.
>>8636772>kike
>>8636729>sideboob>underboob>boob windowI wonder.
holy fuck she's going to lose a finger cutting like that
>>8636640Japs will doxx you from your skin blemishes and vein patternsAlso holy fuck mamatori please teach this woman to handle a knife
Her weak noodly arms aren't strong enough to cut ingredients. As her husband, I'm gonna have to go there and help her.
>>8636723>watching anything other than haachama
>>8636638I will marry her one day!
>>8636748kek
Now that's proper poorfag use of onions
>>8636747UUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LESBIAN HAND SEX
>>8636747Based
massive gf energy
>>8636692No way, you're just saying that you pussy
>>8636653I am going to marry your daughter!
>>8636711>ganbat lmaoWhy is she like this unironically?
>>8636718>The little bit of lipUgh....
>>8636659t. seething because he can't become lamy
Mori better watch out, If Kiara has a whole cosplay set for herself you bet her ass she's got one for Mori.
This stream is really making me feel incredible about my own cooking skills. I've never seen anyone chop an onion like this in my life.
I can actually hear her actual accent and it'a doing things to me... I feel raped.
>>8636782Chaos rrat...
>>8636790Nice fingernails bro
YES TALK MORE WITH YOUR HANDS
>>8636777>carne di caneSei di Milano? Prato?
>>8636680I don't know about you but adding pineapples to a lasagna seems pretty fucking crazy
>>8636784>>8636785kekmind...
Is this legal my bros?
Sexy ass finger, holy hell
>>8636701ID Gen 3 needs a brownie then the diversity hire is complete
>>8636819Fucking try me, fool
Why does Kiara sound cuter with a bad microfone?
>>8636798SEX
>>8636638this is my oshi
>>8636782Confirmed that the tako audience vibes with Mumei... And not vibe a lot with Bae?
>>8636747Beyond based kek
HER HANDS ARE SO EROTIC
>>8636790No femKFP are allowed here
>>8636794Exceptionally well put
>>8636804mamatori butchers a whole damn pig and kiara does this with a knife. how?!
Someone edit Kiara banging the table to beating a dick (mine preferably)Thanks
Current thread: >>8635722
>Kiara has a cosplay of herself>she grooms cosplayers of herselfYou know realize Kiara's endgame plan is having a gigantic orgy of herself, featuring herself, with heart challenger blasting over a loudspeaker.
Wow. Nice
>>8636659Why don't you become lamy already, retard
>She's actually cosplaying herselfHoly shit your oshi is cute and cool, KFP.
>>8636722CUTE!
>>8636792I mean the poster not your roommate dummy
>>8636653I am going to impregnate your daughter and breed many children with her
Her hands' gestures are so fucking cuteAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's funny to me that Kiara ever claimed to be a decent chefShe can't even handle cutting garlic?
IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM TO THESE HAND MOVEMENTS
>>8636574She's Austrian, anon
KFP, you Oshi will die of oxygen deprivation.
>This stream
Gordon sama...
THOSE HANDS ARE SEX
>>8636680All of those Choco's cooking streams... she missed the point, didn't do crazy stuff and now all of them were for nothing...
>>8636798HOLY BASED
reminder: the shure SM7B is a cheap, ugly-sounding mic. it's very difficult to EQ for a clear, natural vocal sound, even for experienced professional producers. it doesn't sound good close to your mouth. a budget chinese condenser mic is often a better choice. stop propagating the SM7B meme. stop listening to bad advice from idiot twitch streamers and podcasters. it's not a good, safe choice. buy something else.
She's doing a charming jutsu to my dick, bros
her hand movements are so cute...
Why are her hands so sexual?I want Kiara to give me a prostate exam
sorry kfp, but i'll be breeding your oshi while eating her lasagna tonight. what are you going to do about it? are you frustrated? ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
Very expressive hands. Is she Italian?
Owl pussyClock cockSpace pitsDeer tittiesRred rrat
>masturbate to doxx>coom>report them for dxx
Kiara's so nervous and scared of leaking something that she's forgetting English and her accent is thicker
>all those hand movements to convey her pointsreminds me of another Austrian....
>>8636782>could see massive brown tits coloured by Ina>get moomey zzzTakos shouldn't be left to such decisions.
HER HANDS ARE SO CUTE
uwaaaaa meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJT7YwsNFQshaachama video
>>8636747my sides
I will destroy Kiara's usual microphone, I need to be blessed by this voice for the rest of my life
>>8636871Gonna need some pictures of your dick for that Anon
>>8636871there you go anon, I edited your dick into the pic
My heart is pounding so fast right now. I worry she will fuck up somehow.
>>8636862Mumei streams pretty close to Ina's time, Bae does not.
>KIARA WEARING BLACK GLOVES>MORI WEARING BLACK GLOVESTHEY ARE
Man, hand motions add a whole lotI could see her doing great with 3D model and rotating camera like HACHI and other VSingers use
>>8636747DO NOT send this to mamaloni
>>8636874Kiarayacht...
>>8636850cums on your eye
>>8636922crisp me
>>8636638My neck hurts just from watching that
>>8636922HOLY BASED
>>8636880I knew exactly what you meant.
>>8636879YES!
>Can see her nail>Gloves are therefore semi transparent>Therefore I can see her hand>It looks blackKiara is an australian nigger!
>literally two packs of meat>i hope its not too muchis she dumb?
Her and Mori's cooking streams have given me a serious glove fetish.
>>8636924And it's unbelievably fucking sexy
>Doxx is just the same old overused imagesWHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK CAN AT LEAST POST THE FULL SET OYU FUCKS.
Brand logo on stream hololive must apologize
>>8636685nice painted nails
>>8636747>PAKISTAN
Is she actually this nervous or is this some top tier acting?
>youtube has stopped showing me Ina's stream reservationsWhy?
>>8636798SEEEXXUUUUUUUUUU
>>8636701Sometimes i watch hololive just to hear what a real one gotta say.
>>8636843kek, non farmi postare il codice fiscale come quel Nekko romano
>>8636798She's just maintaining the illusion. Noel does the same thing even though she's clearly not shy about showing her body on her roommate account
>>8636874photoshop this into mori doing thhe heart hands
How dare she throw Pekora away
>Let's throw Pekora awayNO KIARA NOT THE RRATS
>>8636874She will also stream that to mamaloni.
ok the fact she's cosplaying herself is actually pretty cute, i admit.
BREATHE KIARA
PEKO LOVE
Her hand movements are so girly...
>>8636942kek
>spar>sparUmm hello, based department?
EXITPEKKERS
WHAT THE FUCK SHE KILLED BEGORA
This is all going to go horribly wrong and I'm not missing a second of it!
If only her voice was like this all the time. It's so much better.
PEKORA LOVE
PEKORA AWAY
>>8636922dangerously based
>>8636751>Implying it's only sleeves
>>8636946BLACK
POLKA FINE!!
>>8636990She's only done this once before with Jenma in the room and she's paranoid as fuck about doxxing herself
Camera off. I'm calm again.
SHE'S CUTTING OPEN THE MEAT...MY MEAT!
>>8636922based gigachad
>>8636798Thanks for those. I'd pay for them but I have no chance.
>>8636946please be gentle
>>8636975What? You need at least 500g pork and beef minced meat respectively for a lasagne.
DEER MEAT WTF
>>8636819to protect her happiness, anything is worth it
>>8636874I never even considered the MEMEME stuff could be a fetish, that is so fucking hot wtf
>>8636747>JAPAN
>>8636880But Mori's second outfit is literally self-respectchan. That's why we're not getting that "january rock cover". She's all Mori now.
CAMERA ON I'M HORNY AGAIN
>>8636874Selfcest is the patrician fetish.
https://youtu.be/W3oVrq94mGM?t=1127thoughts?
>>8636782I'm kinda sad takos are sleeping on Bae. She's really cute and surprisingly comfy
Yes, I hate Kiara
>>8636990I'm also nervous
I want to suck on Kiara’s fingers…
>>8636690you're right, by this point Mori would've grilled 10 sausages already
>Black gloves KiaraSometimes I wish I wasn't a glove fag. Now is one of those times. My dick...
What's she pointing at?
>>8636922Based
>>8636871Your wish has been granted
KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE KIARA LOVE
Thanks Haachama. Glad to see she's getting back into 3D work https://youtu.be/PJT7YwsNFQs
Ouch my ears when she groaned into the mic
This stream sponsored by Vital Tomaten(tm)
>>8636649Thanks, friend.
>>8636819I will bomb myself for Kiara
>opening a pop top with a knifeShe's going to kill herself...
Hoocha!
>>8637028Me too
>>8636782Pretty obvious Mumei would win, she has the same personality as Ina but a bit more retarded.
All those hand movements make me yearn for a time when tech will be advanced enough for affordable full 3D capture without the need for a suit or any accessories. Just imagine seeing Kiara in 3D with a full motion range...
>>8636942oh goddamnit
>>8636971Does it work? I do not trust 2D to translate to 3D well.JESUS KIARA WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK SO MANHANDLEABLE
>Kiara is wearing a cosplay of herself while doing this stream
>>8637077My micropenis
Her yoishos are so cute
Ramsey BTFOd
Her weak arms...this is doing things to me
I literally cannot stop thinking about Kronii's milkers
Is there any holo that can actually properly cook? Like not just some basics?
Gordonkek ...
GORDON HATE
I like her hand movements, id like them even more if she was doing that to my dick
>>8637075kek
GORDON BTFO
>>8636821because she's the best
>>8636574Anon, your Austro-Italian history reps
Sorry KFP but I'm masturbating to your oshi
>>8637077My dubs
>Gorden Ramsay is bullying my oshiNo...
BASED GORDON LARPER
>>8637077Poland
>>8637077
UWAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEX
>>8637066>The Time Has Come>I have comeWE ARE
>>8636906holy basedit's not cheap though, you can get great mics at the 4-5 hundred dollar range but people always pick the SM7B
>>8637122what are your thoughts on them?
You know before the debut, I thought she had the worst design.I thought she was completely forgettable and boring. But now I think it's the best
>>8637082kek Can anyone stop her?
>>8637144Kek
>>8637123Choco
RAMSEYKEKS?
>>8637144Checked
BIT OF OIL
>>8636874Selfcest is the thinking man's fetish
>>8637144Checked, and based
>>8637144CHECKED
>>8637144Keked and checked
>>8637144checked
>>8637081>>8636942lmao
>>8637144Nice
AAAAAA SOMEONE TELL HER THAT SHE SOUND SO MUCH BETTER LIKE THIS EVEN IF THE MIC IS SHITTIER
>>8637144Check'd
>>8637144
I always thought you guys were just memeing about "chicken voice".I can't stand her normal character voice but this one is actually super pleasant. It's like a totally different person. Why the fuck does she do this to herself?
>>8637144oh shi
>>8637144Nice, witnessed
>>8637144Very nice
>>8637077>>8637144BOTH CHECKED
>>8637144impressive, very nice
>>8637144Sugoi...
>Kiara on Hell's Kitchen>Giga Stacys Gordon Ramsay
>>8637158it sounds cheap and ugly.
>>8636798She's afraid of management smacking her over the head
>>8637144HOLY BASED
why is she making lasagna? its not even on the menu
>>8637144gottem
>>8637144Incredible, checked
>>8637144holy shit
>>8636989go to the channel and add "/live" to the end of the link
Girls can't play games, they can't even cook, what are they even good for?
>>8637004I cosplay myself everyday
>>8637123Choco, she used to work at a high class restaurant..
>>8637144CHECKED AND KEKED
>>8637123ChocoHaatoRobocoI'm sure others know a good bit too
>>8637123any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
Gordon is ESL...
>>8637144WITNESSED
Do you guys notice how Fauna has lots of trouble keeping her lewdness in check?
So what would happen if she actually show something yab?
>Kiara being extremely cuteWhat the fuck KFPs is this what you guys normally see in her? I kneel
She's breaking her character voice so much, what's going onShe actually sounds hot
MORON RAMSEY ETERNALLY BTFO
KFP your Oshi is being ESL again....
spicbros...
>>8637144witnessed
>>8637144nice dubs
>>8637144>>8637166>>8637177>>8637211>>8637222OH that one's going in the folder!
>>8637144Fucking CHECKED
This stream is cute and hilarious, I like your chimkin KFPbros
>>8637182yeah someone send her a Supa and nicely explain that her normal mic sucks
>>8637144golden post
>>8637144Oh nyooooooooooooooo
>>8636574She wants Südtirol back, Anon.
has pekora met kiara irl before
Astel is gonna coom.
>>8637144ISREAL
>SPEAK ENGLISH IN MY RESTAURANT Based Kiara reporting illegals to border control
>>8637144kikkeriki
>>8637226eat hot chip and lie
>>8637226Bringing colours into your life
BASLMIC SAUSE what the fuck kfp
>>8636826>implyingthey’re both ready for the next homiemoon
>>8637182Dude, I know she sounds but good lord those peaks are almost deafening. Might need some tweaking
>>8637239yeah, with me
>>8636980thats the real problem with those, not enough
>>8637144wow
>>8637144holy shit put me in the screencap
>>8637231Haachama can't cookChoco and maybe Aki/Roboco yes
>>8637144Sugoi
>>8637144checked and keked.
>>8637259Now that's a fucking reference I somehow still recognize
doesnt pork and beef cook at different times? why mix it at the same time?t.cooklet
I already watch her roommate's streams but those tiny hands with those elegant and slutty black thin gloves is making me horny
>Mommy is cookingHumongous red flag, the toxoplasmosis is overwhelming
I don't think she knows how to cook ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzVCRnubv-w
>>8637239She can't help herself. Sexual urges are natural, after all.
How the fuck are jannies taking a vacation not even a week into the debut, god damn, did the Taliban do some shit again to drag them away or are they all cumming to Kiara, too
>>8637123ChocoRBCLuna but mostly sweets
wtf i love kiara now
>>8637186Debuffing herself is her natural state
>>8637123mio can definitely cook
She knows instead of turning off the camera, she can just open stuff away from the camera right?
The fuck are you doing, Kyarah? Add sugar to the tomahtos first you fuckin bimbo!
>Has cat>During camera stream>Camera is on benchCats are fucking evil and not nearly as careful as people say
I've been waiting for my Lasagna for over 30 minutes, is KFP service really this slow?
>>8637144absolutely based and not cursed
>>8636867But I’m always here.
>>8637203Don't bring jack's foul magics into this place...
>>8637228LET ME IN ABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8637212>he doesn't have the VIP menu...
>Kiara falling for the organic memeSasuga
>>8637308We'll see when she makes the bechamel.I think she doesn't know about it though...
>>8636343Why is she so winded?
>>8637144OOF
Imagine making love to Tenchou while she's cooking for you
>>8637144>>8637077
I'm having a lot of fun with this stream
>She fell for the organic foods meme
>>8636798Anon, that says 40 pictures where's the rest?
>>8637212Custom order
>>8637228Imagine if she used a camera...
[Sad news] The nipples OP has been deleted
this rat... shouldnt be this cute!
>>8637144Checked.
>>8637123Noel is pretty decent. But you'll have enter roommate territory to properly find out
DRILLING KIARA AT 8PM
Kiara please. You screech all night. Let me drill.
>>8636924Kiara is my Australian *wink* wife
>>8637144checked m'lady
thats me drilling Kiara btw>not so fast please
>>8636826>>8637280>everyone thinks Kronii is the only lesbo>these two happen to enjoy it.
FUCK OFF SMOOTHIE
Kiara is EXTRA extra cute today
>>8637233This meme is unironically holoEN...
>grilling at 8pmreminds me of when I made some chili at 10pm because I was too lazy to make it earlier
>>8637123I like to imagine most if not all of the hags
>>8636946THEY BOUGHT MATCHING GLOVES IN DON QUIJOTE BEFORE THE FAKE SLEEPOVER AFTER ALL
She's so nervous because the only things she is wearing are the gloves, sleeves and the KFP apron
>>8637144I don’t get it
CHONKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAA
>>8637168>>8637228Why is this perfect woman single?
Shion YO
>>8637346She's being drilled by her bf (me) during this stream>>8637123Korone
>>8637362[Good news] there is at least one single janitor awake
Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhMcqZxwvTA
wtf i can smell the cooking am i having a stroke?
>>8637330One day...
>>8637144p-put me in the screencap
>cows raised and killed in gigantic facilites that would put auschwitz to shame>but they get to hang out outside for couple hours a dayy-yay organic food!
This is unironically a 10/10 stream.
>>8637367Mel is also... pretty good...
>>8637395You're new
>>8637395go back
>>8637393UWAAAAAAAAA SEX SEX SEX
>>8636782MeiMei's incline begins today!
>>8637212You never heard of a secret menu?
>>8637144sugoi
>>8637186It's not even a character voice, it;s just her mic settings. She talked exactly the same way in her roommate birthday stream she did
she's gonna turn on the camera while the gloves are still off
MORE MEAT
>>8637409every cloud has a silver lining!
>>8637367I'll enter her roommate's territory.
>lowkey the hottest girl
>>8637144This has been the best post-EN2 thread so far
Um where are the videos? I need to coom at kiara's sexy gloves and sleeves...
>>8637414Placebo
Cat owners: Are you able to separate your own food and general houseware from cat hair or do you just accept the inevitable?
Chonkers is a whore
KIARA IS DESTROYING MY MEAT
KIARAS DESTROYING MY MEATMMHMHMHMHMH
>>8637144based
>>8637404She's a little older so the Japanese men that date her are all assholes
Kiara is exponentially cuter than usual today.
I WANT HER TO DESTROY MY MEAT
>>8637144Nice numbrs
Don't worry Kiara I'm destroying my meat
>>8637228>perfect wife material>will never find a husbandI can save her
Kiara...please...my meat....
kiara what the fuck are these noies
DESTROY THE MEAT
>>8637144oi
>>8637144HOLY SHIT ANON
OH GOD SHE'S DESTROYING MY MEATMY PELVIS
>>8637393MY DICK
KIARAS DESTROYING MY MEAT
KIARA STOP THE PORN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CLIP THAT TO DEATH
>>8637373Well hello there!
>>8637393Should have made the whole Kiara cosplay. So the reflection would show Kiara and it would made people freak out
Kiara is destroying my meat live on stream!
>It's so much meat!>DESTORY THE MEAT HMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA
>Destroy the meatOh no, Kiara. Think of the glove fags...
>>8637228>Ywn eat Choco's custom made bento boxes she made for you for workWhy the actual FUCK am I here, bros
>tranny SC
>destroy the meati'm on it Kiara
>DESTROY THE MEATAw yeah that's what I'm talkin' about
The fuck is going on in this kitchen?
please report for child abuse
>>8637463>>8637465Destroy meat mind...
I would sign up for KFP instantly if she always sounded like this.
>>8636798>you have to be 18+ to see these picturesG-GUYS...?
THIS FUCKING DORK
>>8637354Not that guy but I find organic stuff often tastes better for some reason, esp with like dairy
>>8637315>janniesFuck off newfag
>>8637420I’m not, I genuinely don’t get it
>>8637470I agree.t. ex-KFP
>those noisesmy dick
I can't wait for more Mumei abuse.
>>8637123>no one mentioning Aki
I love her so much bros
>all this panicSo THIS is how a shift at the KFP will be like...
>>8637260I love her!
good body kiara
>change microphone>immediately sound better and become cuter
>>8637395
>It's BLAND, Kiara... You're cooking in a burnt pan you fucking daft slag
What's the verdict on sneezegate?
What the hell, her voice sounds so different on this mic
https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1430424705673031687any potential 2views?
>>8637144Don't let those kek'n'checks distract you from the fact that KFP is a fucking cult.
My meat is too much for Kiara to handle...
>>8637404unfortunately she has some pretty high standards for the Japanese manyou need to have a stable job AND a personality
>>8637547FUCK YOU RAMSAY
>>8637507This is Omegatranny's fault
Yeah Kiara, give that meat a good 'ol rub.
>>8637550GoXLR...
Here anons, you'll need this
>>8637228Reminder she occasionally just cooks meals for Aqua and the other holo kids just because she loves being motherly.>>8637404Low test JP "males" can't handle how aggressively womanly she is.
>>8637517They're not all fucking meidos anon, what the fuck are you talking about, there's a distinction
>>8637507if there are any KFP mods here please delete this we don't need that shit here
>>8637393
Sounds like she doesn't know how to cook at all.
>>8637556How did you get out? Get back in the UR.
>>8637551Check her twitter, baka
>>8636782MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI MEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEIMEI
>>8637547BEGONESTOP BULLYING MY OSHI
H-1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnU
Kiara is more ESL than usual
She's cute and sexy
>Destroy the meatI'VE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES KIARA THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
h-how do you lose meat
OK KFP, you faggots NEED to get her to fix her mic settings because holy shit she is SO FUCKING CUTE RIGHT NOW
Gordon Ramsay lives on a mountain and Kiara will throw a book at her and it lands on her head.
>>8637493perfect ame
MY MEAT'S NOT CALMIN DOWN
no Kiara my meat is not claming down
>>8637212>why is she making lasagna? its not even on the menuHeard of a secret menu?
MY MEAT IS CALMING DOWN
>>8637574There's one janny and one meido. You rarely ever see others
>>8637579Kiara early graduation after the unfortunate news of her roommate dying in a fire
>>8637541This is why she was uh, promoted to management.
I don't understand why are you guys saying ESLs got filtered by Sana's accent? I'm a slav and i can understand her fine, if you can't understand her you probably can't understand other ENs anyway.
I want Kiara to speak more German, it sounds so cute!
YES KIARA YOUVE RESCUED MY MEAT! NOW PLEASE ENJOY
MY MEAT JUICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I hope you get a gehirnentzündungBased
>>8637575Remember when her prefecture was quarentine she was very sad because no one of the holos would go to her house to eat her food
>>8637556no we're not
FEED MEFEED ME MORE MEATYESFEED ME MORE
meat juice...
>>8637575It's funny how Choco's the only one okay with Aqua's "Eat at other people's house" plan because she just likes to cook for other people
>meat is calming down i think
>>8637597This will be good
Why yes, my meat is absolutely obliterated. How could you tell?
>baby meat juiceK-Kiara?!
>>8637511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl2AM3j3dIw
Gordon larper is a fucking ESL
>>8637599she reverts to her krautisms when under pressure
>>8637404I mean, woman at her ages tend to have... problems. But man at her ages and also single tend to have even more problems, especially japanese man.
baby meat juice
>>8637069She's discount Ollie with Anya's voice if Anya lived in Australia for 2 years
On one hand being cautious gets us more future streams but she is being a bit conservative on the video
Oh my god Kiara knows exactly what she is doing.
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH Kiara's meat juice
>>8637507>Aqua PFP
Meat baby...
>>8637550She needs to fucking switch to this one, it's so much better
>>8637611People have tried. She just gets mad at them and tells them she doesn't know what they're talking about.
>>8636980Really somewhat annoying since I don't have that christmas set
Why are KFP, Aristocrats and Kronies coomers? Why do Kiara, Kronii, and Irys even have in common?
MY MEATJUICE IS COMING OUT UWAAAAAAAAA
>>8636798She has some nice thighs. Thank you.
>>8637597Survive until summer and everything is forgiven
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HAND CAMERA
Kiara should read Mamatori's messages from this on a future stream
Kiara's accent is much more prominent than usual
holy shit this stream is fucking amazingimagine NOT watching this live? couldn't be me
>>8637579Failure of a woman
>>8637643*Gehirnerschütterung
Gordon R. is fucking your oshi KFP
Gordon Ramsey has dropped like 300$ in this streampretty based
Kiara is confirmed man eater now!
I hate the fact that sex voice kiara is just behind a few microphone settings but she refuses to fix it
>Complains about neighbors drilling>120db screeching at a fictional Gordon Ramsay
The meat juice...
>>8637077Should set something like this under her finger
I actually preffer just the gloves...with the sleeves you can't see her perfectly thin arms
>>8637663Yeah but Choco's problem may be nimphomany and that she's depressed and sleeping for 12 hours because she doesnt have a man in her life. Easy to solve
>>8637700Read them while eating
>>8637637I fucking know anon I'm mexican and I have no problem understanding what she is saying.
>>8637597I love my cute daughterwife!
What if we put our galaxies next to each other haha just kidding...
>>8637706Nah, she's fuckign him. Are you even watching the stream?
>>8637706Gordon is a pay piggy
kiara is a fucking psychopath
>>8637687*what
ME ON STREAM
>>8637597I can't wait for aggressive Mumei teasing
LOOKS FUCKING RAW
>>8637728she's a whore!
>>8637711I can't afford new pants every times she streams.
>>8637555Lyrica got the heads up from Moona. She already got in, hence the graduation.
It's still fucking raw!
>>8637706If I'd let ANY man fuck my oshi, it'd be him. What a boss.
kiara is going to burn her sauce..
>>8637712Yeah, I'm thinking kino.
how do you feel about all /vt/ spoiler thumbnails being hololive?
>she takes your salary>she eats the food>you do the workWhat's the benefit of working at KFP?
>>8637069I dunno, most of Bae's fanbase being in this thread is sign of quality more than anything
>>8637687I’m only a coomer for Kiara.
KIARA JUST SHOWED MY RUINED MEAT ON STREAM, THE BITCH
>>8636874Reminds me of the Okayu orgy
>>8637663>I mean, woman at her ages tend to have... problemsIronically Choco's only "problem" is her horrifyingly bad sleep schedule Which can be solved by just having someone
>>8637712Gordon Ramsay isn't real?!
MY MEAT WAS ON STREAM
>>8637746Just don’t wear em.
aaaaaa I want to marry Kiara and hear her cooking for me like this every day
>>8637767sex
KFP... Our dead brothers...
>>8637630I'm willing to desperately hope there are multiple, even if that may be retarded
>red supacha>1/2There are going to be some embarrassing supas to come out of this stream for sure.
>>8636874uh, s-sauce...?
>>8637768We run this board
I just realized Kiara/KFP do the exact opposite of the Chick fil a "Eat more chicken" slogan
WHY IS KIARA SO CUTE RN HOLY FUCK!!!
>>8637637I'm a hue, i can barely write readable sentences and i have no problems with her accent.
wait is anyone doing gamescom or do they hate vidya?
Has anyone had chicken lasagna before?
>>8637767Kiara screaming at you in German.
>>8637637By ESLs we really mean Teenage SEAs who have only done listening reps with clear RP / US accents and have never left their country.
>>8637556Back to the containment cell.
Based Gordonlarper
>>8637767Chance to be vored by her
>>8637768Pretty good.
>>8637653Come one dude, you're not eve trying with that edithere take this
>>8637767I don't follow your question
>>8637281It's a USB mic after all
>>8637773He's a figment of your imagination
>I'M A FUCKING PHOENIIIIIIIIX
>>8637597>the two with boyfriends are the designated pairingfuck this generation and fuck cover
>>8637767a chance of winning her heartand regular cock inspection every Friday after work
>>8636343This black glove shit is so fucking weird and eerie, why dont they just show their real hands? No one's going to fucking doxx you from an image of just your hands.
>>8637508>Ina in a tight outfitAW-AW-AWOOOO
spare some cheese there kiara?
>>8637767Post-shift sex that's only exclusive to those working the night/closing shift
>>8637767The boss is cute and we have lots of emotes!
>>8637779I love this Yuri artist
>>8637637Same, I'm a spic and I can understand her prefectly kiara's my oshi as well so I probably like girls with accents
I haven't watch a single stream since sana bread astrology stream, what have I missed
>>8637800It's called chicken parmesan and I'm not a fan.
Kiara is a natural born entertainer holy fuck I'm in tears
>>8637779Waking up to the sounds of enthusiastic frustrated moaning and yelling as she makes you breakfast....
>Breaf
>>8637663On a sidenote. That gif never gets old.
>>8637711For some reason Kiara believes her anime girl voice is necessary and cute.
>>8637687>AristocratsReally? What?
KFP... your oshi is very cute. I shall defend her when the time calls for it and shit on you when you start acting up too
We need to bully owlcucks out of this thread
Just got back from work. How has my chicken been?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8637741Meimei getting scared and mad at bees!Mother Nature comforting her!
>>8637779>mfw no Chicken wife that prepare food for me after after i get home from work
KIARA NO BE CAREFUL WITH THE CAMERA
YAB
that camera move gave me a heart attack
>the camera shiftingAAAAAA I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
Kiara's gunna burn down her home on stream!
>>8637722>sleeping for 12 hoursOh she's gotten better? I'm glad she's not sleeping as long as she used to!
I THINK I JUST SAW KIARAS SHOES
>>8637771Too bad that Anon died probably getting muggled by the first prostitute he tried dressing up as Okayu
>>8637803Oh, so the majority of Hololive's audience outside of Japan?
>>8637767Being in the after-work bukkake party with her in the center.
>She's moving the camera around
JESUS MY HEART
>>8637069Anon, most takos are literally sleeping when Bae streams.t. takobrrat
QUICK DO A FRAME BY FRAME
jesas when she swerved the camera I almost had a heart attack
Those wild camera swings scared me
>just swinging the camera around like crazySilly bird
Her moving the camera there gave me a lil doki doki
jesus christ
Yab?
KIARA NOOOOOOOOO
ROLLBACK THAT CAMERA FOOTAGE
>>8637854You're looking at her gloves right?
>>8637767Only members know, no one tell him.
>walk into a fried chicken joint>see the manager dressed as a phoenix cooking lasagna at the front counterWhat would you do?
>>8637854That’s fair
>>8637839that's a mochi drawing right
pepper pepper pepper
WAS THERE ANYTHING BAD ON THE CAMERA?
>>8637852Read de sade to see the degeneracy of aristocrats.
Kiara, think of Jenma's heart
ENHANCE
>>8637767>>8637827Don't leak members content anon
>>8637828it's to hide the ring
>>8637123Okayu said Korone good at cooking home meals like stew and curry
>>8637783Nope. Only if something like cp is posted. They hate this board.
>>8637895Take a seat and watch her
>>8637854Don't worry, I do the latter as well and kiara's my oshi
>>8637895Submit a job application.
SHOW ME EVERYTHING KIARA!
Kiara's voice sounds so cute today. It's a real treat after a hard day at work
>>8637904you could see my cock for a frame
>>8637904Her collection of sex toys
AME MENTIONED
MY HEART IS STILL RACING FROM THAT FUCKING CAMERA MOVEMENT HOLY SHIT
KIARA MY HEART HOLY SHIT! THIS STREAM ISNT GOOD FOR IT!
>>8637895Mating press.
>AME MENTION
>>8637895Order lasagna
AME MENTION
COMPUTER, ENHANCE THAT CAMERA FOOTAGE. FRAME BY FRAME, 10x MAGNIFICATION.
>>8637895Mating press
why did she turn her camera off?
>>8637895Jack off to the thought of her gloved hands caressing my dick in the kfp bathroom
Jenma is currently bonking Kiara on Discord for those camera movements.
>>8637895Sex
RENT FREE
>>8637856Cuter than usualShe needs to fucking fix her regular mic settings
>Can't even twist a peppermillrip HJ-keks
>>8637729the fuck you on about m8
FUCK OFF AME REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8637767It's the wife experience
>>8637904She wasn't wearing pants and her penis was hanging out
>AME MENTIONLOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS LOVERS
>>8637874You fucking wish this was 2019, anon
Been a while since she made an Amelia Saltson reference
KIARA IS THINKING OF AMELIA WHILE COOKING THEY ARE THEY FUCKING AREEEEEEEE
>>8637839Patrician taste
IM GOING TO BECOME SEX! TAKESHI,TAKE ME!
>>8637637As a ESLSana literally made me change my mind on Australian accents she's so much hotter with it
>>8637931Same, holy shit
ITALIANS CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>8637901Yes
>>8637854Dear Hoshiyomi, your oshi is also fantastic and i also simp for her.t. KFP
Ame Time
KIARA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BUBBLING NOISE AND WHY IS THE CAT IN THE KITCHEN
>>8637831No! Bad Gura!Back to your cage!
>>8637715Do it yourselfUSING MY NEW AND FREE TEMPLATE
>>8637828How do you think people would react when they see brown hands when their character's white dumbass?
>>8637767>What's the benefit of working at KFP?She's cute! I love her!Kiara!
I want Gura to do something like this.. but I know she's WAY too paranoid to ever use an IRL camera
>>8637711Kiara has spent too much time in Japan and believes the anime voice is necessary
GFE cooking stream
I'M SO JEALOUS I HATE KIARA'S CATS SO GODDAMN MUCH
Pssst... I've got a secret for you.Gura cute.
Just a pinch of Ame salt please.
>>8637914Like I said, I'm not going to doomnigger about it and assume the worst.
>>8636946
toxoplasmosis
>whoopsIs it time to beanpost?
OH NO NO NO HOLOLIVE IS FINISHED
>>8637895take out my cock
>>8637895Head to the backrooms, get dressed, and go to work
is kiara raises her voice one more time I'll leave her marinating in her own ragu
>giving her cat belly rubshope you enjoy your cat hair filled lasagna
wash your hands kiara what the fuck
>>8637987This rat... is cute...
>>8637637SlavAnon, there are podcasts I listen to with hosts that have really obvious, distinct regional US accents where people write in and make comments like 'I can't tell the difference between the hosts.'I'm convinced there's a subset of the US population that are 'voice-blind' in the same way people are 'face-blind.'
>>8637999based
>>86379921. Why wouldn't the cat be in the kitchen?2. If you were smart, you would be doing the same thing.
>Rubbing your cat while cookingKiara, your hygiene...
>faggots shitting their pants at a potential face yabwho gives a shit ? it's better if that not happens but even if it does it really won't matter and everyone will forget about it in a weekwhat are you all ? chickens ? chill
>>8637895>There are also multiple live cats wandering around the area where food is preparedI'm reporting this bitch to the health inspector
>>8638018Kek
>>8638031Don't be jealous, Mori
>getting cucked by her cats again
CHONKERS YOU BITCH
>>8637637I'm also a slav, and after living in the US for 15 years it baffles me that in the country full of all kinds of batshit accents people still can't understand australians.
CHONKERS WE ARE MAKING A FUCKING LASAGNA HERE I SWEAR TO GOD WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW PROTEIN INGREDIENT
>I'm the big catTHIS is your oshi, KFPkeks?
>>8636925I voted for Sana, but youtube didn't tell me about the poll until owl was in the lead.
RATE THE SAUCE
>11.1kWe are definitely getting more cooking streams in the future.
>>8638031sour grapeioppe
>>8638018>Yeah I know my BMI is so small, thanks for noticing!
Toxoplasmosis Lasagna...
No chance Kiara will be able to make a proper béchamel sauce
>>8638037People are just retarded.
>>8638018
>Cat hair lasagnaYikes.
>>8638045>kiara rubbing her pussy while cookingbros....
>>8638031You'd do the same with Beelzebub and Destroyer, bitch.
>>8638047why do you type like this ?
>getting shed cat fur in the lasagna
>>8638065SLOPPA/10
>very saucyPlease take responsibility Kiara... I made a mess
>>8637715
>>8638065
>>8638065Shit
>>8638047It's in the contract, dumbass
>>8638065Definitely needs to be reduced a bit
>>8638065Looks really good but she cut the onions way too big for my taste.
>>8637828Not related to hololive, but I witnessed a top autist verify the authenticity of various pictures based on the hands just the other day. Never underestimate the power of combined autism.
>no seasoning >no aromatics>lots of ingredients missing>literally just meat, onion, tomato saice, and garlicwhat a waste
>>8638047no more cooking streams, thats what.
>>8638065Looks like when I'm on my period, am I right girls?
>>8638047If she yabs on this stream, we might not ever get another one like it.
>>8638071i would watch this every week
>>8637512that's in your head, it tastes the same
>>8638047
W-What if Chonkers learns to stand on two feet?
>>8637767>she eats the foodYou already said it.
>>8638001if haachama's watermelon stream's tanned haafu arm and ankle reveals are of any indication, everyone still cooms to it
>>8638065meat sauce is an abomination
>>8638065looks like shit (literally)
>>8638083You don;t watch her streams enough if you don't know you always get a helping of cat hair with anything you'd eat at her place.
>>8638091Lmao
>>8637828Here's your answer.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove_fetishism
>>8638065Bland.. If you take this to Italy you'll be arrested, Kiara.
>>8637559Didn't she pretty m}ch said she'd date anyone that is nice to her at this point?
>>8638102White people can't cook
>>8638071She should make it a regular occurence
>>8637767You just listed the benefits. I don't get your question?
>>8638104
>>8638104Ayamefriend...
>Cooking with a cat on her shoulderTOXOPLASMOSIS
Why not just make normal uncomplicated lasagna first?
Why did they hire someone for HoloEN that can't speak English?
(You) know how the make a proper bechamel sauce, right?
Why does she sound 10x hotter in this stream from usual?
>>8638119Eww...
>>8638104ywnbaw
>>8638031DM her if you really want her to save you a piece, Mori. Don’t be mad just because she didn’t see your chat.
>>8638065Looks like shit
>>8637895Hope that the trilogy fanfiction of Kiara raping me occurs there and then.
>>8638127kek
>>8638065Looking a bit too watery, needs to reduce more to avoid a watery lasagna. Otherwise it's regular ragu.
Kiara's ESL is even stronger today because of her panic.She is so cute.
>>8638047I don't think anyone gives a shit if we see her face, since it's not really a secret.
>>8638065based and slop-pilled
>>8638091I CAN PINPOINT HER EXACT LOCATION
>>8638102>he missed her adding the "Italian Seasoning"
>>8638104Fuck off Vei
>>8638142Sana...
Cat hairs gonna be in this food guaranteed
>It's my birthday>two streams from my oshi>2nd favorite's cooking stream>My mom is making lasagna (coincidence)
>>8638104CEASE
>>8638065>>8638102
>>8638145Combination between her being extremely nervous which is making her real voice come out instead of her chicken voice and a different mic
Which holo is the most starved for cock
>>8638065it'll probably be fine after it cooks down some
>>8637663>>8637722>>8637869>>8637772>>8637848>>8637404>>8637469>>8637559>>8637575>>8637645>>8637649So men and females from the USA should be imported to fuck the Japanese?
>>8638145Her regular microphone is a debuff
Jenma must be having constant heart and anxiety attacks
>>8638127shut the fuck up Gordon
>>8638159We don't, Cover does.
I'm not a KFPnaito but I like watching Kiara so in order to keep the Lunatic Lunaito in the usual room I have paid a holographic projection of Luna to visit him and banshee scream in his ear non-stop while he solves the one million piece puzzle. She cannot hear him and any attempts to touch her will cause him to phase through her bodySo if Luna's voice sounds scratchy tomorrow you know whynna
>>8638142Baelz...
>>8637767You wouldn't understand
>>8638062youtube notifications have been really broken for like two weeks
>>8638071Yeah no, she's too nervous and she does 2 good numbers stream per month. She already filled the quota
>>8637715i did this but >>8637999 is clearly superior
>>8638176Clara?!
>>8638001When it happened with Moona people started screaming sex
>>8638176Happy Birthday anon!
>>8638182Festival
>>8638142How you donna diss Sana and Bae like that.
>>8638148eat more fiber
>>8638183Yes
>>8638176>>My mom is making lasagna (coincidence)Smoothie? Chonkers? Ss that you?
>>8638146Meant for >>8638104
How is she doing, /ck/
>>8638171Wunderbar
>>8638171kek
>best tapwater ever in australiaNorway resents that
italians? are you seething yet?
>>8638171No...
>>8638127Based Gordon
>>8638020Good thing more people didn't see this abomination.
>I drink tap waterHas she been watching Alex Jones or are people really living in shitholes where tap water is undrinkable?
>>8638201this is good
>>8638225her best
>AustraliaOh yeah, how is that gonna work now?
I'm doing my archive reps IS KIARA WEARING FUCKING COSPLAY?!
>>8637715Falaise pocket, right?
>>8638183It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. I'll take one for the team.
>>8638176Can't believe Chonkers' oshi is Reine...
>>8638144Anyone who can hold a whisk can
>>8638176Happy birthday. It is a great day if you like Reine and Kiara.
>>8638182Me
>>8638247Sana and Baelz are Austrian, whatcha talking about?
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT REDUCE MEANS IN THIS CONTEXT
>>8638071Incredibly streams where she's not screech-cackling into my ears every femtosecond are a lot more tolerable.
>>8638155Just let it cook for a while, that's the point of making it a little watery first.
>>8638142Goomba...
>>8638195a fate worse than death
>>8638199Yep, I use this thread to get most updates.
>>8638225>implying /ck/ actual cooks and doesn't just talk about fast food rumao
>>8638225Shes doing her best
Must be nice living in a country where the tapwater doesn't kill you.
Who here /2,99€ Lasagne vom Lidl/Lecker schmecker
>>8638171
>>8638247Sana and Baelz live in Fake Australia.
>>8638265This
>>8638171Steiner... Steiner will bring his seasoning collection to the sauce.
>>8638248Yes, shes a cosplayer after all.
>>8638248Well, the sleeves at least
>>8638233she'd actually doing alright so farno carrots and celery is the only glaring problem, should also use wine but she's straight edge so idk if she has wine in the house
>>8638241>are people really living in shitholes where tap water is undrinkable?There's a lot of places in the world where drinking tap water can kill you
>>8638232Your tap water is fit for the pigs, mountainfaggot.
>>8638247She's canonically from space
>>8638247inb4 a Kiara/Sana collab where Sana teaches Kiara Australian slang and accent.
>>8638265Fair enough
>>8638213Are the threads for this still up.
>>8638247It's fine, she's Space Australian
>>8638171Ja, fas gud
>>8638265ogey retard
>>8638104L O N D O N I N T W O W E E K S T I M EONDON
>>8638183>men from the USAso what they can teach japanese how they need niggers and mexicans? noThey need the strong race. send the Spaniards,Italians and Argentinians maybe Uruguayains if they arent too fat
>Kiara thinks "reduce" ust means taking liquid out manually with a fucking spoonYou can't be serious
>>8638225>/ck/>cooking>not talking about fast food and cheap alcohol
>>8638183What do you think JET is for?
>>8638145Real voice slipping out
>>8638248No she wears that everyday except when she’s wearing the summer outfit.
>>8638298GOD PLEASE
>>8638104FUCK OFF ART*MIS
>>8638278hey fuck you buddy
>>8638171Mein Tenchou ...
thoughts?
>>8637874Honestly, sadly, yes. Though they rarely member and never donate, so outside of subs and viewercount they're worthless to the point Ollie told them to speak English or fuck off.
>>8637123AZKihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GucsFmlwVk&t=130s
>>8638249Nah, looks more like Operation barbarossa considering the filename
>>8638249Barbarossa
>>8638281It's great. Free survival!
>>8638145This sounds closer to how she'd sound in person I'd reckon. The Shure SM7B and GoXLR is like she's yelling right into one's ear.
>>8638247She's from space Australia
>>8638182Mumei
>>8638249nigga that's poland
>>8637123Gura
>>8638182me
>>8638104Mumei...
Thoughts?
BASED
First impressions of EN2 before their streams start for today - For me, the most important thing is not feeling like I'm directly being pandered to. V-tubers are literally designed to pander, but it's a suspension of disbelief sort of deal:Ascending order of watchability: Kronii - Love her design and voice, but nothing else, which kind of sucks because she had a pretty based taste in anime and manga. The Kuudere narcissist archetype is a huge put off. Some people are in to that, I get it, but she was honestly my least favorite of the bunch to watch. It felt like she was someone from corporate had to go down to a local McDonalds to give a speech to all the autist burger-flippers about how cumming in the deep fryer is a health hazard. It didn't feel like she wanted to be there, but had to for a paycheck. I can already tell she will be wildly successful and all the coomers who search the "emotionless sex" tag will drown her in akasupers(emen). Baelz - This one isn't about pandering, but her voice and mannerisms just really don't do it for me. She simultaneously over-exaggerates her reactions for clippers and overly self-censors. Potential for growth if she does something other than Zatsudans and Kusoges and tones it down/up where appropriate. Fauna - Wrote her off as another soft-speaking ASMR whore to be sent to the glue farm with all the others, but her spore stream was low-key enjoyable. Probably because its a game she enjoyed and had experience with. As long as she keeps that up, she's a serious contender for background stream despite the massive ASMR debuff that she has. Mumei - I have biases here because shes has my favorite design and voice of the bunch, so honestly I don't think I can rank her yet. Her streams have been too short and too outside her stated interested to get any sort of gauge on what kind of streamer she will be. That being said, her Journey stream was a big improvement over the debut, and I can only see her trend upward as she gets more comfortable. The growl/scream she did when someone unexpectedly joined her Journey stream did funny things to me. I get Ayame vibes from her, pure daughter-wife material. I hope we see her geek out over history or something though so she doesn't just become another cute face in the crowd. Sana - Least favorite design, neutral-positive on the voice, unironically the best streamer of EN 2 out of the gate. Streams only things that she cares about, actually good at games, got super invested into the game she was playing even if it wasn't necessarily right up her alley (spending 30+ minutes trying to get a strawberry in celeste), and it seemed like she was actually comfortable streaming. Her Celeste stream was probably the best EN2 one so far. The metaphorical and literal dark horse of EN2. If she can fight off the GuraAme timeslot debuff and Susan's raging racism, I can see her going far. At the very worst, she will have a smaller, but very dedicated ina-esque viewerbase.Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
BASED MAMATORI
I'm the cook.
Kiara has really cute reactions to being teased.
>>8638280Not so much into horsemeat myself.
>>8638317She literally has no idea how to cook.
They look so....judgemental
>>8637988Isn't she the fucking greatest?
>>8638278Anons really like doing the whole>(x) board hates (x)thing when it only ever really applied to /v/ and /co/ very well, huh
>>8638298Oh fuck I NEED THIS
>>8638286Mein tenchou... Steiner... Steiner tripped and spilled his seasoning collection all over the fryers...
>>8638182Irys>>8638183Only whites
>>8638104no. period blood is darker.
'In the hospital with food poisoning' stream when?
>>8638355My fucking sides
>>8638361but who are you?
>>8638281I've seen Burgers drinking motor water and that shit always disgusted me.
>>8638241No matter what country you're from there's always provinces/states where the tap water is undrinkable
>>8638358>asmr>debuffhuh?
>>8637999Kiara keeps getting distracted by Mori's Mammaries
>>8638358sir this is a KFP
>>8638370Bring a dick worth showing next time
jwu, i need the latest gurame deets
>>8638171beautiful
>>8638305>>8638346Fucking Jeice bitch
>>8638330APPLE
>>8638286Mein Führer,Er konnte nicht genug Salz für das Nachwürzen akquirieren.
>>8638312>strong>Spaniards, Italians, Argentinians
>>8638367Horse meat has a worse reputation than it deserves. It used to be commonly eaten until just a few decades ago, nothing wrong with it, it's pretty lean too.
>>8638378
>>8638357TopKek
>>8638373SEXY SUISEI
>>8638387What's motor water?
>>8638182For real? Probably Ina.
>>8638183Sounds like a difficult mission but one I will bravely sign up for
>>8638395Mori ass would be more appropriate here.
>>8638155It will become more solid after it is cooled down
>>8638358I don't remember subscribing to this blog?
Wait, I'm confused. EN2 can collab but not with older gens?
>>8638400They are
>>8638410>the anglo fear the Mediterranean superior race
>>8638400Gura loves Shion more, I'm sorry chumbud.
>>8638400Gurame is dead
>>8638435How new
>>8638435Lurk, faggot
>>8637825At least it makes them easier to filter?
Before I jump into Baelz Rrat Simulator stream, is she still doing that bilingual bullshit
>>8638183They prefer English-speaking Europeans generally, but will settle for Americans. >Argentinians maybe Uruguayainslmao, the japanese are not big on latinos
>>8638373Not like Kiara but yeah, i will get the tickets for her first live.
Shoving Kiara's body in the oven let's GOOOOOO
>>8638183I will save their population from declining.
>>8638435yes, thats how collab bans works
Holy shit this Gordon been sending SC nonstop.
How difficult is Lasagna actually?
>>8638424Decanted water.Literally pure H2O
>>8638400Gurame dead, cunny duo is on the menu now
>>8638435newfagchama...
>>8637729Unless...
>>8638241Tap water quality and flavor depends on local geology. Shitholes have bad tap water more often due to hygiene and waste management issues but even nice places can have unpleasant or unsafe tap water.
>>8638417so what this baseball collab about? merch, 3d streams? or they playing a videogame?>>8638456Anon... T
She sounds so cute
>>8638410Fix your teeth, Jonathan
god I love lasagna
>>8638382LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8638241Even in Japan drinking tap water isn't really recommended
>>8638183LET ME IN ABE
>>8637999
>There's a lot of smoke
>>8638278>>8638318https://youtu.be/IPnTCBnn-lQ
>there's a lot of smokeHere we go.
>>8638370Your dick is pathetic, that's why you aren't any of their boyfriend.
>>8638470Harder than the absolute basics, but for any half-decent cook it's very easy.
>>8638370>they see your dick
>>8638225She's actually doing pretty decently so far
>>8638435yes, they can collab within their gen to build bonds and identity but not with their senpais yet. that's why it was fucked up to apply it to IRyS when she debuted alone
>>8638470Depends on the level of cook you are; packaged noodles and cheese, with jarred sauce? Incredibly easy.
http://poal.me/wvesvy
>>8638509I think she meant vapor.
>>8638515Kek
>>8638437>Argie trying to LARP as a fucking Med nowImpara il tuo posto, feccia
How did she manage to make a basic tomato sauce smoke?
>>8638485>Anon... Towa baby?
I wish i could have some lasagna
>>8638470easy, but needs time
>>8638515A FUCKING EGG
>>8638515kek
>>8638517Don't spoonfeed newfags
quite the phrasing
Why the fuck did she name her cat "Chungus"?
>>8638312>They need the strong race. send the Spaniards,Italians and Argentinians maybe UruguayainsThe Japanese don't want their kids ugly, stupid, AND autistic. Nice try.
>>8638515feel like making a gif where the hand moves and cracks appear, hold my beer
>>8638241It's a combination of things: some places have undrinkable water (Flint is the poster-child of this, but there's a lot of places with old/unmaintained infrastructure) and some places where the water's *tolerable* but has a bad taste (where I live, for instance, in the summer there's algae blooms and despite the water being treated you can still taste it)
>>8638515KEK
My lasagna falls apart when I cut into it...
>>8638456>>8638456They cant tell the diference between whites. There's a argentinian Youtuber that studies in japan and he made a video where he ask japs where do they think he's from. The answers were always USA,UK,Italy,Spain,Germany,Russia,Switzerland, they only named argentina when he said he's from a country famous because of Football
Wait some of you are actually gachikoi? I thought it was a joke
Dead hours so I decided to tune into Nabi's stream and she sounds like she's having a menhera breakdown (or maybe that's just what korean sounds like)
>>8638550Chonkers, not Chungus.
>>8638527>I had enoughNobody believes this
Hey hold on.... that camera turn.... That didn't look like a KFP at all!
>>8638550Because it's chonkier than Smoovie
Whos right? Mamatori or Internet video man?
>Kiara starts to explain how it’s not possible to cook 6 million lasagnas over a six year period with the amount of ovens KFP hasKIARA NO STOP
>>8638249Map is in German, anonchama. The blue isn't the allies.
>>8638515IS A FUCKING EGG
>>8638543https://vocaroo.com/11dUM2qwVvyd
I fucking love this rat!
>>8638550That specific combination of roman letters give him the highest possible natural stats
You let Italians into the thread KFPI'm not eating at your establishments anymore...
>>8638241I could explain the whole (glass) bottled water culture in DACH countries that have the best tap water at the same time but you wouldn't get it.
>>8638573i miss artia
BASED MOM, that's the right way to do itMammi knows best
Kiara is so fucking cute today God I missed her!
Can anyone explain to me why people like Mumei when she has the personality of a wet paper bag?
>>8638182Ayamefriend
sorry for the noise guys, I'm doing my best
>>8638515Fucking saved
>>8638515holy kek
>>8638543
Don't tell me she is looking at tik-tok recepie...
>>8638533shut the fuck up Nino 80% of our country have Italian genes
>>8638573This is a Hololive thread, don't post irrelevant indies in here.
>>8638609it's all part of the plan
>>8638560Whoo's this cutie?
>>8638409>>8638376The following stay here: Chonkers, Smoothie, Mama, and Gordon.
>>8638548i feel like if we leave them with mysteries about mundane stuff they just turn into rrat spinning retards
>>8638618Some people are into that sort of thing
>>8638548You are the worst type of secret club faggot.
after the brief depression posts after the unity reminding me that nothing last i decided to go over jp archives to remide me of ye olde days and saw something i hadn't seen for a while.i wonder what happened to the anon that would post >>3926695 since that was the last time it was posted
>>8638614I miss Civia
>>8638609Italians aren’t real, anon. Have you ever seen one irl?
>>8638641Me
>>8638641i forgot
>>8638470depends on the cook. if you know your way around a kitchen, it's not terribly difficultIf you're a beginner or you've never made a big dish before, it's the most difficult thing you could make at your skill level
She doesn't have flour for the béchamel sauce...This lasagna is gonna end up like soup.
She's not going to be stirrimg it properly, is she? It will burn.
>>8638573i rly beleb
>>8638618Takos are used to streams being a snorefest
>>8638552So why would they accept Americans?
Reminder that Kiara said she's a better chef than Gura in their MC collab
>>8637881Speaking as the only other takobrrat in these threads, I know. God I hope she changes her streaming times down the line
>>8638622Kek.
>>8638622Ina, EN2... don't look...
>>8638673She has flour but no corn flour.
>>8638609Anon... they were always here... every Yukimin is Italian
>>8638572Yeah, but once they realize you're latino, they judge you pretty harshly. They're not gonna tell a youtuber that to his face though.
WHERE'S THE MEAT SAUCE?!
>>8638651Learn to lurk, faggothttps://streamable.com/2n7yet
which council holo will be the most into minecraft?
>>8638688why did she do it bros...
>>8638645and that just makes it easier for them to out themselves and ignore until they get banned so even more reason not to
>>8638347Lolno
>>8638646gulp
>>8638688WDSDIB?
>4 tablespoons of floor
>>8638609Imagine... italian deadbeats.
>>8638673she doesn't have cornflour, if she doesn't have flour how would she even make bechamel
>>8638688Why did she do it?
>>8638225She's doing okay actually, obviously not restaurant quality but but as long as she doesn't burn it it should turn out fine
>cooking stream>show 3D hands for 5 seconds>ignore the entire gimmick afterwardsBravo. Bravissimo.
>>8638689She probably is. Gura sounds like she can only bake.
>Can't pronounce flourKiara is so cute today!
>>8638697Oh okay, makes sense.
>>8638688why did she do it bros?
>>8638688WDSDIB?!
>>8638705Mumei is the only one who mentioned it iIrc.
>>8638698Where is the pool?
>>8638664>>8638665>>8638688sugoi...
I pity the fools who haven't watch the first glove stream
>>8638702Based Ina.
>>8638241It depends on several factor like what pipes are being used and where the water comes fromI live in Brazil, despite what people say the tap water here is safe to drink, still i wouldn't recommend
ouch
Didn't like Italian food at first. But then I tried pasta, and now it's me favourite.
>>8638688Can someone explain this meme? I didn't watch that stream. Is it something yabai?
KIARA NO
>>8638689Ok anon, how do you think Gura would handle cooking on stream
>paula deenkek
>Paula DeenYABE
>>8638458
>IS THAT YOUR WIFE THAT YOU DISAPPOINTEDTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF MY SIDES
oh no no no egg called out
PAULA DEEN LOVE
>>8638689Gura sounds more like a baker than a chef
>Is that the wife you disappointed and leave alone every night?Holy fuck Kiara, you don't need to burn the egg that much.
>"is that your wife you've disappointed?"OHNONONO HAATONCHAMA
>>8638515wojack tim pool?
kiara's roasts are...
>Kiara making fun of a failed marriageHaatonchama don't look!
>Is that your wife you dissapointed?Holy kek
>>8638728She made a good looking meatloaf, she has potential.
>>8638378Tits or GFTO
Why is Kiara so dumb, like not trolling I mean it seriously
Kiara's Plantation Wedding...
Where has this CUTE chicken been all my life?
Haatonchamachama...
>>8638710>newfags getting banned everrumao
>>8638766>he doesn't know Gura already did that
>>8638400Gura has a list of gluten free snacks for AmeAme made a cute drawing for Gura
>>8638710Its better they say some dumb shit and out themselves sooner than later
Mumei was literally made for bullying.
With those sleeves I can see her trying to set up a wider camera angle in the future
>Gura doesn't actually have a foot fetish
>>8638293Why do you wash your dishes and utensils with deadly water, then?
>>8638411This is true but at the same time I'm never eating fucking anything from anyone who tries to feed me one meat and pretends it's another to save money. If they do that they can't be trusted for shit.
>>8638762gura called ame the n-word in front of yagoo
>>8638767>>8638768What did they mean by this?>GoogleOH NO YABE
>>8638783quite pathetic
>>8638378show smegma
>>8638809Lmao
SHADOW
Please don't move the cam...
>>8638803DYRBI
>>8638550she doesn't want to doxx them for some reason
>butter>floor
M-30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtrM2o4BnU
>>8638808CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
>>8638788Technically, meatloaf is baked, so she's still technically a baker.
>>8638731it's like flower, right?
>>8638378I see you retained some information from THAT thread.
>>8638801Civilization is always made for bullying.
>>8638609>we had a sign at the entrace. it said no dogs or teamates allowed inside>we had to take it down when Tenchou decide to allow dogs
Kiara sounds very girly this stream
A few more sticks of butter should suffice, Tenchou.
MALE
Wow. What the hell is happening with Aruran's chat? I see a lot of spam for hot webcam chat in there. Is there some anti pissed at holostars or something?
>>8638515Quality content
MALE???
>>8638821I'm sorry you got called out anon.
KIARA A TABLESPOON IS A MEASURING DEVICE YOU IDIOT
MALE ON STREAM
>>8638849NO
>is a table spoon the big spoon or the small spoonKFP... Your oshi is not the brightest.
>MaleOH NO NO NO
>>8638830>for some reasonare you fucking serious or do you not understand why that's a good idea
shes gonna die
>>8638756Tastes like shit, but yeah, i also think it's safe.
MEHL ON STREAM
>It looks like its a lot of butter but its not that muchWe need an architect with the kfp hat
>>8638793Getting fucked by Ame
>>8638849goddamnit, fuck you
>>8638849>*guitar riff*
>>8638792Isn't it great?
>>8638792Because Kiara is cute! Kiara!
>>8638849STOP
>MALE ON STREAMTHE FINAL YAB
>>8638374it applies to /ck/, /fit/, /fa/, and /mu/,
>male mentionKFPkeks...
>>8638837I watch Lamy and Mori these things are hard like concrete
MEAL ON STREAM
>>8638838anon you don't say M for minutes, it's T minus 30 minutes
>>8638838I don't know why but that image gives me Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty vibes
>>8638849YAMERO
>>8638548what's wrong with that? i can get not spoonfeeding thread things like amegeddon but that anon was just asking about something hololive related that not everybody knows
FLAT MALE
>4 TABLESPOONS OF MALEKFP your oshi...
YEAH ME BTW
>>8638762Gura accidentally said her real address and social security number at that moment
Mayo in lasagna, what is happening?
>>8638698Cute
>4 table males
>>8638849What's this?
It would be funny if the recipe actually said "swirl, swirl, swirl"
>>8638849KIARA NO>>863
>>8638864I'm sorry for you if you think that was a good roast
>Males, huh? We'll throw them in the oven!What did Kiara mean by this?
male sauce...
>>8638849AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8638926All me
>this entire fucking stream and thread
AHHHH HER VOICE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT PLEASE SOMEONE FIX HER MIC SETTINGS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>Kiara has no idea how to cook but tries anyway.It's pretty cute honestly.
>>8638936kek
>>8638881>Tastes like shityeah it's because of the things they add to keep it safe
So males get pulverized for later in the usual room huh
>>8638515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhB5WoUYQbc
Kiara can’t manage to do the voice while cooking…
>>8638901/mu/ likes music, they just like being pretentious/fit/ likes exercising too much and it's a problem/fa/ likes the concept of being fashionable, doesn't mean they can execute itand /ck/ likes cooking, they just like shitposting more
>>8638911I'm not the brightest, sorry...
>adding french sauce to an italian dishstop
>>8638936based
>cooking with male
>>8638358I get the feeling Mumei is the kind that will slowly grow on you over time without you realizing it. Until a few months down the road and you realize you're madly in love with a shy, demure owl.
Polka cute!
>>8638572Anon nips are a polite people. They're aren't going to accuse you of being Argentinian to your face, even if they suspect it.
Kiara is such a mommy's girl
>>8638942Based.
>>8638975YAB
>>8638963god i wish that was me
Is Kiaras boyfriend her mom?
>MammiShe's so cute...
People be like "European food is delicious and healthy" meanwhile this fucking bird just put MAYO in lasagne
>Modern Western Women>Can't cook
>>8638849FUCK YOU
>>8638370They are comparing your dick to the one they get usually
>>8638990Well it's not like she had a choice.
>>8638776
>>8638990I'm going to make Kiara into a mommy herself...
>>8638975yab
>>8638942She's a phoenix, she doesn't need us men to reproduce...
>>8638968>/fit/ likes exercising too much and it's a problemfat dyel?
>>8639008Hot chip, lie, etc. etc.
>>8639008but can she twerk, lie and eat hot chip?
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>8636343: /hlgg/ has had 2902 threads, 56 deaths, 4376579 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 50.7%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
Gonna stop by KFP for lunch, you guys want me to get you anything?
This lasagna is going to be a disaster. A beautiful disaster.
I wanna marry Kiara's mom and have a 3-some with her mom and her
>>8639008They can only be a lesbian
>>8638989nips wet themselves for Messi and other argentinian players. How many nips wet themselves for "real europeans" like Mbappe, Lukaku ?
KAM ON KIARA TURN ON THE EFFIN CAMERA
>mommygod thats cute
>>8639019I'll marry Mamatori...
>>8638990Wow, just like me!
>>8639037we'll be under 50% soon.. time to die
kiara getting cooking tips from her mom while doing this is too fucking cute
>>8639008But they can charge they phone
I am going to breed this cute chikimn
>>8639015Thats hot.God I love that we have NTR holos in EN2.
>>8639038I wanna get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh-
>>8639038Get me Kiara... I want her to eat me
>>8639008Gura can cook quite well
>>8639008Checks out
>>8639038I want to try their new lasagna
>Gordon Ramsay>$10.00>I CANT STAY LONGER BECASUE I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS DISASTER (brb kiara i also run the David Attenborough account)Is it autism? At least he's paying up in real money instead of ARS funbux.
>>8639038Four tablespoons of Mehl
>>8638955just like my Japanese anime
>>8639008She's at least taking steps to learn. I'd love to have members posts by her every week showing off food she's making during the week. Kiara needs to be held accountable in order to actually do something, but when she is she busts ass and gets it done.
>Chammers crying members-only thumbnailIs she baiting?
>>8639008Unironically yes.
>>8639038I already ordered Lasagna, but it hasn't fucking arrived yet.
>>8639038Popcorn phoenix
>>8639037surprised we didn't drop any further, guess that's happening tomorrow instead. still on track to hit 49.9 before en anniversary
Wow, she really can't cook...
>>8639037>50.7%Oh no it's getting faster....
Bros I think manatori is no longer a virgin she was with a male.
>>8639041>lesbian couple>neither can cookthat's even worse
>>8639008>bisexual>charges she phone>has most likely eaten hot chip>can probably twerk
>>8639038One Kiara please!
I think she already burned her meat sauce... She never stir it.
>>8639006They really just mean Mediterranean food.
Even her shadow is sexy...
>its coming now its coming oh okKiara...
>>8639038Some roast Gordan Ramsay
i want to fuck kiara so fucking bad
I think you're underrating Kiara's cooking, it's the first time she's doing a real cooking stream
>>8639073wasn't that basically a rainbow supa?
>>8639089yeah, me.You can tell because Kiara calls me daddy
>>8639096Sounds normal
>>8639037>kept the same number for two days in a row even while the tourist boom is still ongoingHuh, that's surprising. I honestly expected to be blasted down with EN2, but it looks like everything is slowing back down to normal way faster than anticipated
So what do YOU call your mom, /hlgg/?
wtf is she burning down her house? i left and she came back to her slamming shit and screaming
>>8639038Can you stop by the KFP/Takobell instead? I want the Takitos.
so realistically, does the flavor get that bad if you brown the roux too much or is it just french white sauce aesthetics
How fucking hard is it to cook lasagna? wtf is happening
>>8639038One Big Mac please. I'll venmo you
>>8639085Wow, Ine looks like THIS?
KIARA'S COOKING LOOKS LIKE VOMIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mori Love
She added the milk too fast before cooking the flour in the roux...
is mamatori a virgin
>Was that too fast?Now THESE are sex noises!
Yeah, I'm making a sex noises audio pack from this stream.
Kiara those noises does stuff to my dick
Kek, why is she panicking so much
>It looks like vomit
I am sorry, I couldn't stop myself.
>>8639131Anya, just like my oshi.
>>8639085>3D
>>8639131Try again:>your oshi>what do you call your mom
>>8639037
>>8639061It doesnt do it for me but i'm happy for NTRchads
>>8639038Corm
>>8639106IT'S DARE
>>8639038I'll take a bagel
>>8638942BASEDfuck malest. male
>>8639131Mutti
>>8639161UNO
KFP, has your oshi always been this cute? I might have to start watching her
>>8639140It's not that hard if you just follow the damn recipe. Anything to do with baking is on the easier side of cooking assuming you can do basic measurements.
>>8639037I HATE THE CATELOGI HATE THE CATALOG
>>8638803Oh?
>its a chemical reaction mankek
>>8639131I call my Mom and Dad by their first names and have done since I was a child.
>My arm is exhaustedAHHHH KIARA GETTING TIRED AFTER BEATING ME OFF
SHES SO CUTE! EVEN MORE THAN USUAL! I WASNT READY FOR THIS!
>>8639161uncalled for
>>8639066if you can call cooking the same thing over and over for the past week cooking well, sure
ITS HAPPENING
>>8639131Mamá
>>8639131Your mum
>>8639151Even if Kiara's out now, she's still proof that a cock was in her at one point.
>>8639085uhhhh rrat looks like this?who?
>>8639038I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>8639161kek
>>8639131How weak is she physically? No wonder she got sexually assaulted
>>8639168Mother
>>8639169How do we stop /vt/'s incline?
>>8639137Only if you burn the roux, otherwise I think you should cook the roux enough to brown it at least a bit. I'm not french though so whatever.
No wonder people fetishize Asian women. They want them to be all docile homebodies who can cook. Then you have this dumb chicken who is a disaster and can't even stir for a minute without getting tired.
Noodle arms...
>>8639131Maman
Bros hlgg is reclining hololive is reclining it's over
>>8639131Ro, it's short for Rosa.
>>8639188Always, she just needs to fix her normal mic settings
Gotta do her handjob reps
>>8639151It was a virgin birth and therefore a sign of the impending apocalypse. Only badly-written, chuuni lore can save us now!
>>8639169stop! you can't represent the data in a way that minimizes misinterpretation!
>your oshi>the most complex dish you can cook
>>8639043Yeah, Japanese love latino football players, but if you're not a world-class sportsperson they generally think of you as parasitic visa-overstayers with no legit employment unless proven otherwise, and even then they'll be suspicious. They even have films lampooning their xenophobia towards latinos and SEAs.
>>8639131Mum
>These sex soundsKiara really needs to do RFA stream
>best """friend"""
>"bestfriend"
>>8638875everyone knows who she is and her twitter is followed by a shit ton of kfps but i guess it makes sense
>all this people worried about her cookingHeh
>my best friendKiara, what are you, 14?
>>8639246MoriChicken tender wraps
>>8639214louisa lockhart according to google
>>8639259>>8639260newfags
>>8639131Mah
>>8639161I want to doxx that wrestler and castrate him
>>8638441>>8638450>>8638473based threadwatching niggers
>>8639171I'm not into NTR but the humiliation aspect is making me diamonds
Yeah I will throw you in the trash Kiara, that's my fetish
>>8639254only whores do rfa streams
>>8639008bisexual, charge they phone, hot chip, lie
>>8639037Literally because of a single entity and a shockingly huge quantity of cucks
This reminds me of her story about how she kept passing out while making and stirring risotto..
Look at the views dropping, and she needed her mother on stream to get this high in the first place.>>8639214random porn model
>>8639246Kiarabeans
>Mamatori>Gordon Ramsay>KFP>FriendTOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN KIARA
Kiara's best friend is male
>>8639038Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhBONELESS PIZZA and a 2 liter of COKE
>>8639246KiaraFried rice
>>8639131Ma mum
>>8638470just break it down into steps and it's as hard as the hardest step.>preheat oveneasy>chop onion and garliceasy>cook with tomatoes for a while to make a thick sauce and add the minced beef and pork, add whatever spices and herbs you wanteasy>make a béchamel with butter flour and then add milk or cream in a saucepan while mixing quickly. add salt and pepper (I also put nutmeg in for taste)technically easy but could go wrong if you don't pay attention.>just put layers of lasagna pasta, tomato, béchamel into an oven disheasy>add cheese and a lot of béchamel on the final layer>bake for 40 minutes- 1 hourdone
You're going to eat it.... right, anon?no matter how bad it ends?
>>8639246Kiarasushi I guess?
bets on that sound being metal on nonstick?
>>8639259>>8639260the absolute state of newfags
>>8639259>>8639260Bestfriend mind...
>>8639131Mumsie
>>8639037Oh oops, that was "unknown", not "death". So Deaths are still in 55. Forgot the thread deletion was weird.
>>8639169Am I forgetting something? What happened in May that started the general incline?
>>8639246>Kiara>Rösti with bacon, onions and egg
>my "mom"
>>8639259>>8639260She talked about her a few times already, best friend minds.
>>8639246KiaraDoes throwing spices onto eggs laying on pan count?
>>8639246KiaraTonkotsu ramen
>>8639259>>8639260Not every talent cucks their fans owlniggers
>>8639276Perpetually
>>8639246SuiseiCarbonara, real fucking carbonara, no cream and with pork cheek.
>>863922599% of asian women would be more useless than Kiara at cooking. The idea of them being housewifes is just that.
>>8639247While I agree that it's not that bad, /vt/ inclining faster than global is still not good.
>>8639131whore
>>8639292Exactly. She'd be great.
>>8639131mah
JOI from Kiara!
>>8639246Amechicken parmesan and lasagna
>Give it some time, stop touching it stop touching it.>Oh yeah, touch it touch it.
REMINDER THAT COOKING IS A EUPHAMISM FOR SEX WITH ME
>TOUCH IT TOUCH IT OH YEAH!AHHH MY DICK
>>8639151if you go by kiaras explanation how phoenix reproductions works mamatori should still have her hymen
>>8639254>excerciseAnon she did 3 push ups and almost died in a stream
>>8639131bro
>her """""chat"""""
Madre
>>8639131Mom or mumBut most of the time bro or dude because it bothers her
Who is this "mom" Kiara keep talking about, KFPkeks?
>>8639131Mãe
>>8639169>we're also incliningSo the main addition to this board that's settling in from the EN2 boom is just a few more rratniggers, insanely horny kroniies and /his/ obsessed whovians?Aside from the first, that doesn't sound all that bad.
>>8639168KiaraMumsy
>>8639246Gura and InaQuiche Lorraine, which is ridiculously simple
>It’s creamy
>>8639307Anything for my tenchou
>>8639097>can probably twerkWith that back? Nah
>>8639246InaDiGiorno
>>8639246InaSalman
>>8639368
>>8639364yeah, me
>>8639131Ma
>>8639246InaMeat & Vegetable stew
>>8639131Kronini
>>8639304The bechamel is the hardest part, really. And its not really. Other than that you can only fuck up cooking the ragout for too long/not long enough.
>>8639335My nigga
>>8639318New captcha
KiaraLasagna
>>8639318Summer break
>>8639374Kronii's
>>8639254>RFAShe would unironically pass out. She got out of breath from 3 push ups.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>8639131My dawg
>>8639393Now that's a cute chicken!
so horny for kiara i feel like writing up a kfp gloryhole fanfic or something
>>8639246KiaraAbsolutely nothing, I ruined a microwave trying to cook popcorn
>>8639246MoriProbably either french onion soup or chocolate lava cake. I did learn how to make szechuan eggplant recently though
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